Rorke's Drift edition
>>59327877
Well done Canuck.
They were Irish Scots and Welsh.
Not sure how I feel about a leaf starting the thread 2bh.
For Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnnA3sgMXCI
>>59327811
All of this derives from accelerating beyond a certain speed?
I'm a laymen in these subjects so I'll pick your brains whilst I can and support your purchasing of household toiletries.
wew bogroll
Wish I applied to be a janitor lads
Could really use some excitement in my life
>>59328010
*tickles your mum*
'ow 'bout that then?
>>59327938
I think what you're trying to say is that the guys look normal but the girls look ugly correct?
why did you delete your comment yanklad?
>>59327938
what is normal to you?
>>59328101
Janny confirmed for British female imo
>implying
>>59327994
You aren't accelerating, you are moving your position in a quantum sense. Take a sheet and stand on one end, now fold the sheet and the point on the other end is now also under your feet, because we are talking about space time not a physical sheet your feet are now in both positions at the same time. Then unfold the sheet and pull it out flat again but stay standing on the point you pulled towards yourself instead, you are no longer at your start position but your destination, without moving your feet or travelling across the sheet. Again this is all as I understand it it, best ask Brian Cox for the dank info.
>>59328117
Janny didn't delete.
Yank lad did but he was right.
arranging a tinder date
Brazil is a really strange place
all of South America is
its like some strange failed experiment
when I did acid a few days ago I spend two hours in the woods imagining what it would be like to be a spider
I caught a bug but let it go
>>59328171
mental to consider.
>>59328175
Hi Janny, you're rumbled already lad GG
>>59328198
I may have you for dinner. Then again, you are a qt.
>>59328225
What was it like to be a spider, any insights you can give us? Seems a waste not to ask.
>>59328101
didnt want to be at the top of the thread
I'm not sure if all english girls are ugly, but they look very strange to me and stick out. English guys simply look normal to me and they could easily fit in my community and circles.
>>59328233
>Hi Janny, you're rumbled already lad GG
Fuck off Thailads.
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>59328287
or wot
>>59328272
it's simply because english girls are ugly because they don't take care of themselves lad
>>59328253
anxious but powerful
like your life depends on your hunt but nothing can touch you and you're king in your web
>>59328233
yeh i find it all really difficult but the more you read and watch the more you start to "get" odd things here and there. I "get" infinity now, something that took years of just accepting that it was complicated until it clicked. When people talk about different values of infinity, bigger and smaller infinities and suchlike I actually get it which was mind=blown for a while.
>>59328288
Okay Österreich. Get it out of you lad.
>>59328336
Valuable information, thanks. I may sit in the garden and try it later, seems it would be exhilarating.
What do I say?
>>59328403
I love you
>wake up
>no message from internet gf
Lads
>>59328347
I know what you mean, I'm not as far ahead as you are at the moment, but I've had a few moments of clicking on subjects.
>>59328446
Well good afternoon
>>59328299
Just ignore you.
Oh fuck I just didn't.
>>59328403
do you want some cheap life insurance?
i live my day as if it was the last
live my day as if there was no past
>>59328453
guess you're sleeping on the sofa again
wish i didn't exist lol
>>59328519
>the Copenhagen effect
how do yanks justify this abomination?
is it gay for blokes to drink cocktails?
>>59328487
>>59328584
how are you supposed to play with a cord that short?
>>59328589
If it's gay for grown ups to drink yummy drinks then I don't want to be straight.
>>59328584
Over 80% of the calls to the Tech service of nintendo were of burgers that spilled beer on the nintendo, so when they redesigned the case of SNES they wanted to make it impossible to put drinks over it.
>>59328584
uhhh
I had the mini version
pass me the weed
pass me a drink
pass me a pill
thailand
>>59328589
yup
>>59328592
wang aii nong chai,umm going central param 9 at around 3ish~
Have you been there yet? Shopping centre with top floor ice-rink etc.
>>59328610
it's not short, it's wrapped up and hidden behind the controller
just had a deep convo with my mum about cannabis
been 60 hours since i last smoked one
i'm quitting for her
i feel bad sometimes
she's a good mum, she doesn't deserve to have a dickhead like me for a son
Is it gay to get fucked by another man?
>>59328643
http://youtu.be/wrHBuaQhrNQ
t-pop desu senpai
>>59328584
I has an Amiga. Fucking console faggots.
>>59328705
FOB
>>59328725
But I'm home.
>>59328676
very mature of you lad, well done.
>>59328689
Is it a feminine penis?
What's going on here lads?
>>59328689
aslong as they don't look like a girl
drank two bottles of white wine last night and part of my lips are black
>>59328689
Up your bum and in your mouth yes.
we need to purge all current life on africa and replace them with the correct humans - ones of anglo-saxon genetic and cultural background.
>>59328743
I'd only accept feminine ones.
>>59328767
Just as I thought.
this is considered a 10/10 in israel
>>59328601
i bet she sucky sucky real nice
>>59328654
Been there
@6
your mum is considered a 1/10 in israel
>>59328815
He's an English cunt in Thailand. You're not going to offend him.
>>59328860
doesnt change the fact that i want her to suck my dick
*nudges my mate*
police officers? more like pigs! oink oink!! ahahaha!!!
>>59328877
Well, me too then.
Hmmmm.
Is the risk of being kidnapped and/or murdered worth the opportunity to have some casual sex?
>>59328815
lewd
>>59328839
>only been to emporium and terminal 21, they're both fucking huge
lol m8 go to MBK if you think they're big. It's fucking massive and loads of cool shit. It's got one of those escape rooms too I want to try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmxlPPlpFgA
>Just how many malls does this place have?
Don't even know, they seem to new ones every week. One popped up near me a couple of months ago and I didn't even clock construction. Things like that seem to get done over night.
>>59328909
it's a bot m8
>>59328622
I thought you were joking but apparently it's true.
>Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ
>>59328796
When Trump wins I hope she moves to Canada. Then I hope Canada gets allhu ackbared. Preferably by Trudeau.
>>59328909
>windows phone
alri alri lads
3 days til i go to gookland
Cannae wait lads
Gonna fucking die because I dont speak japanese.
Also watching BBC News
Theyre talking about bringing in refugees, mainly children.
"theyve been through terrible trauma"
Like who tf cares
Going to do some light deadlifts later
My cat just ate a spider what
>>59329018
Is this a poem?
Are you writing like Japanese people?
Using the Enter key as punctuation
For what should be a sentence
Not sure if the trade off of having to piss more often for drinking more water is worth it 2BH.
>>59329073
Its just how I do lad.
Does it
bo
ther
you
?
>>59328919
oh wait even bigger than MBK is Mega Bang Na.. Ikea there too if you need some fürni
love porn a bit too much
>>59329073
Robert Frost
It was tasty.
Would eat again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbCLbLmO40U
>>59329018
uguu senpai where about? I knows someone that teaches in Japland
>>59329018
If your sticking to touristy places you won't need to speak Japanese
>>59329095
mega bang eh?
>>59329080
start pissing in the sink
saves water on flushing
i have saved easily over 10,000 litres in the past couple of years
>>59329104
Tokyo, but Ill probably take a trip to Osaka for a few days.
Gonna be good shit
>>59329117
Why the fuck would I stick to touristy places?
Thats not how you soak in the culture
>>59329128
Tokyo and Osaka, very remote places yes
Fixed SE Asia desu lads
>>59329018
Do you have a thick Scottish accent?
>>59329121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egG7fiE89IU
>>59329018
you sound about 16
>>59329180
you sound about 15
>>59329155
>Remove Muslims
I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q7CN0ufKC8
on the shitter
>>59329093
Curiosity, seems odd, almost like bullet point sets. As if your existence is subjectively measured in events not flow.
just had another emotional talk with my mum
should probably go sleep for an hour or so now and then go with them to pick my little brother up from uni at 10am
>>59329128
Sounds good, I'd love to go to Japan. What are you doing there?
>>59329188
you sound about 14
>>59329221
Might be wise.
>>59329191
Wanna know what he's saying desu sounds good
>>59329223
you sound about 13
on the can
Really want to shag the homemade vagina but I might wake the rest of the house up
used to be really interested in the country of japan until i came to 4chan and anime nonces started to piss me off and made me start to hate japan
t. literal reddit migrant
>>59329139
Nigga Tokyo Metropolitan area is the size of the midlands. Also you didnt hear my plan to go out to Mt Haruna and do SICK DRIFTOS like Im Dagumi
>>59329160
I can put one on but I actually have a bastardised Edinburgh accent.
>>59329180
Theres no way I could be 16 that would mean I wouldnt be allowed on this website haha I mean who would actually do that haha amirite??
>>59329199
Thats pretty accurate, I pretty much just drift through life waiting for the next exciting moment to take me away from the grinding monotany that is life
>>59329222
Food, Hiking, Driftos, Touristy shit, Drink, try and get some from a qt jap boi
Not even being edgy but I just don't get what the fascination with Jennifer Lawrence is.
She's not a good actor, she plays this 'ohhh I'm so down to earth and awkward' role really badly and there are better looking women you'll see walking down the street.
What is the fascination with her? She's average at best.
I went to Japan and I don't even like anime or any of that shite.
>>59329279
she's proper fit you bender
>>59329274
Go see all of the sights, Japs have some amazing castles and stuff. You going to Akihabara?
Morning lads
>>59329314
People who ignore Japan because of muh anime are complete retards
>>59329279
she sucked off the right jews in hollywood. that's literally all it takes. hollywood and media operate through nepotism, you realize
>t. literal reddit migrant
oh dear oh dear
this is a pretty nice capital city
it would be a shame if something happened to it
*cradles a baby runt in my arms*
tonoight we go into a VERY isolated and EXTREMELY remote gorge in mid-western queensland, where we take a very unfortunate spill, nearly killed both of us
*cops a solid bite from the baby runt while focusing on the camera*
son of a gun...
now this a runt, baby runt, i've just copped a bite... now runts of course, can be aggressive, it's their only method of making sure they don't get eaten by other predators!
a bites one thing, but they've got no fangs and they've got no venom so i'm in no danger :)
---
Working with runts has it's moments, but luckily baby runts are not poisonous, so I was in no danger.
Some people think you'd have to be crazy, rescuing the babies and catching grown up runts, but the conservation of these creatures is reeeeaally important to me :) unfortunately though, the job puts me in constant danger, but even the most dangerous have their lighter moments; and TONIGHT we're gonna take you into our archives, and probably shock, and amaze you, with some of our wildest home videos!
>>59329279
Lol she's not. Neither is that other one. But she's doing Ghost in the Shell now.
Lets fuck everything half decent up.
>Playing Stellaris
>Have aliens with a tropical preference
>Come across tundra or desert worlds
>0% habitability
Ah yes because it's not as if humans live in multiple different environments with the invention of heating and airconditioning.
>lesbian casting couch
>>59329320
Are you having a laugh?
Marion Cotillard
Rosamund Pike
They're genuinely fit. But Jennifer Lawrence has awful eyes.
She looks like a Polish bloke with long hair
and that's my cue for bed
got to be up in 90 minutes but i believe in tesco's slogan
every little helps
>>59329352
A entire world of it is a bit different
desert could imply no water or nutrients innit
same with tundra
>>59329279
>Not even being edgy
Not sure you can be edgy about whether your like or otherwise for a foreign actress is in question, you appear to say she appears in character roles but of a character you dislike and that her attractiveness to you personally should define whether she works in the industry or not, apparently in strict disregard to the acting skills she may or may not have. She makes cash and is on the face of it happy about this, you don't have to watch her films, in fact as you proclaim dislike it would seem an obvious idea not too. That way you wouldn't have an opinion on her either way as you wouldn't care. It seems what you want is Jennifer to be a different person so that you could watch her in films and enjoy it. Try watching films with people whose work you enjoy instead, it may pay dividends.
>>59329354
>lesbian porn in general
>>59329390
didn't read any of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVfyiLitjs4
>>59329365
REM disagrees
The sleep thing, not the shiny happy people people.
>Wake up
>Still no bf
>>59329327
Of course Im going to Akihabara.
>>59329334
JUST
>>59329336
Shouldnt you be having yer tea right now, lad?
>>59329390
Didn't read past the first comma you boring unintelligible cunt
>>59329357
>Marion Cotillard
Is insane fine and can act..
>Rosamund Pike
Annoying but can act.
>Jennifer Lawrence
American grill you banged in a hostel on your way somewhere.
You are fucking correct lad.
>>59329408
Its not written in English, I just randomly typed letters and pressed the space bar, so dont worry.
>>59329423
please be in florida
>>59329447
Okay good, was worried I was missing out on a great post
>>59329437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keZbZL2ero
>>59329455
I WAS :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjDYPovQblM
>>59329456
nah any comprehension in it is entirely co-incidental. I always start great posts with a deep breath so people can always tell/
Why are there so many brits up this early
I'm sure saturday morning isn't normally like this
>>59329439
Good lad, glad I'm not alone.
She's that desperate slut who is 'oh I'm so ditzy' for attention who nobody can be arsed with
>>59329484
Fuck off leftist
>>59329512
prayer time
nigger nigger bum bum
Friendly reminder, do not drink heavily and jizz in the same night.
You'll jizz will get acidic and your peehole will burn.
>>59329557
>American "brains"
Don't know what game to play
want to listen to music at the same time so it needs to be something casual
might be stellaris 2bh
>>59329581
might buy*
Which shampoo hurts your eyes the most and why is it head and shoulders?
>>59329557
Don't make a romantic meal of chili then thumb your gfs arse when you're phoughing her. Even if you've washed your hands thoroughly.
>>59329603
Why are you shampooing your eyes?
>>59329603
just shave your head you pussyface son of a yellowbelly
>muh dreamtime
>>59329603
ahaha thanks for the epic conversation topic dude ahahah UMMm well lets see
1. youre a nerd
2. i gave you a wedgie in highschool
3. do NOT speak to me or reply to this message
k thanks bye :) x
>>59329630
Emus
>>59329642
Looks pre comfy
>>59329612
I'm silly desu
>>59329630
skinhead pls
>>59329647
replied lmao
just got followed by a chink yank on twitter
don't know how, haven't posted on it in yonks
>>59329647
>giving people wedgies
eff off yank
,
>>59329647
what the fucking H E L L am I reading?
>>59329682
i got followed by a neo nazi the other day
all brit boys will soon be forced to wear the hijab!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LqoprkGLGI
>>59329709
are you a neo nazi?
>>59329682
Tell her Kurwa and work from there
´
>>59329669
>>59329699
>>59329728
They don't want you to decode the secret message hidden in these posts
http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/05/man_saved_after_dominos_delive.html
>A Salem man whose life was likely saved by the thoughtful actions of Domino's pizza employees is the store's No. 1 customer, an assistant manager said.
>She said Domino's employees were concerned about Kirk Alexander, a regular customer who's been ordering from a Salem store for more than a decade, because they hadn't heard from him in 11 days. They sent a delivery driver to Alexander's home early Sunday morning, she said, and eventually decided to call 911.
>Marion County sheriff's deputies were dispatched to the home, heard a man calling for help and found Alexander suffering from medical problems that could have ended his life, said Lt. Chris Baldridge, sheriff's office spokesman.
>Deputies didn't say what medical problems Alexander was experiencing Sunday. He suffers from severe health problems, they said.
Genuine horny sluts, shot and caught by amateurs, life-ruining scenes, scandals 2
>>59329722
no but i follow milo yiannopoulos
>>59329725
w is a v in polish right?
'
so brave x
>>59329742
>Me in 20 years
>>59329707
enjoyed this reply
who /going/ here?
>>59329758
tell me why i shouldn't report you to the police for stalking me
>>59329742
all that pizza just for them. this is deeply concerning
¨
>>59329735
Thought that was Alpha Centauri for a second.
just woke up
laughing quite hard at my own posts here
ahahahahah
>>59329803
Thought your post was gonna be decent until i looked up what an """Alpha Centauri""" is, what a let down.
>>59329759
>reach the end
>realize it isn't satire
what
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikh_Empire
Sikhs are bro-tier
>>59329756
It's V in Hungarian but generally W is V in Polish
>>59329639
^ that monkey has a paler dick than me
>tfw
>>59329778
/gong/?
>>59329778
Might do desu lad.
For the meme of it
>>59329827
bwaa-bwahah-bwahahahahahaaaaa *catches my breath* aaaaaaaahahahahaahhahaha
good one friendo!!
HAHAHA I saw this on my local news
thats a big fish for ur first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hA8XGC-XNk
>>59329890
no /goIng/
>>59329894
good lad
haha
dreamed I had a gf
hohoho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Empire
brits are shit-tier
What should an American wear on a trip to EUROPE if they want to look stereotypical?
had a dream where I was sucking a girl's tit while she wanked me off
was very nice
Not convinced this endless legend dlc is worth £10
>>59329907
Good wee lad.
10101101
>>59329947
>>59329938
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm heres a newslfash
shut the **** up!!!!
lads i need help
would this suit go well with my helmet?
*smacks your bitch up*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPECFQ4NhE
>>59329929
Trump hat
i eat shitty red meat
Yanks and Abbos have woken yp. Kurva anyad.
>>59329992
fuck off murderer
how is no sex since September going for you lads?
*ghosties my razpr scooter into your shins*
hahahah fuck offf!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rubs tummy*
ahhhh
just found out kurwa is pronounced korva
>>59330008
fantastic
Think I'm getting a cold lads. Literally the first time (that I've noticed at least) in years.
>>59329959
01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111 00100000
>>59330008
haven't had sex for a good 3 weeks
absolutely dying over here
>>59329994
>6pm
ah yes
>>59330009
soo.. umm... what's it like to be stuck in the mind of a 10 year old?
>friend with this girl for years
>finally get her to finger herself on Skype
>she pulls her fingers out and they're dripping wet
>she then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes her own wetness
>licking her liquids off like its some fucking delicacy
>talks about the taste and consistency
Boner gone INSTANTLY. Fucking vile. I still can't get it out of my head, too. It's like if you were to catch your cum after wanking then sipping it from your hand. Why the fuck did she have to do that.
>>59330021
how can you get a cold whens hot bro wtf
>>59330028
havent had sex in 23 years
>>59329977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EMFvkcWMSY
i hate overcooked meat
>>59330044
could you like not be a normie for once in your life? so pathetic lmfao
>>59330044
you gay?
>>59330056
haha yeah feels like it for me too lad
>>59330044
she's clearly insane, needs help
>>59330043
the grasp of my mind is exponential and reaches man of all ages and demographic
enjoy your prole creativity you lamp post germ insect
i like undercooked pork
might have to shag the literal 5/10, at work, that stalkerishly likes me
at least she's not fat
>>59330044
>It's like if you were to catch your cum after wanking then sipping it from your hand.
.......people don't do this? Where are you supposed to put your cum then?
>>59330044
outrageous lad can't believe she did that to you what's her skype?
>>59330110
will NOT work out well lad
just did a wank
>>59330092
really needed to hear that because i wasn't depressed enough before, thanks for that man :)
actually on the verge of eating all the ice cream in my fridge thanks to you... hope you're happy (NOT!)
>>59330044
i drink my cum after a wank almost every time desu
cant believe what I'm reading here
UMmmmmmmmmm who put mister naughty in charge???? lol!!!!!!
>>59329096
am i the only one who finds young women getting plowed by older foreigners disgusting?
seen this on my way to class yesterday, wish I was kidding but nope surrounded by idiots
this is disturbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2lSZPTa3ho
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>59330157
this is some meta-level irony if not sincere
>>59330185
nah man idiots are surrounded by you
>Oh brother! it's a "denmark just finished wanking" episode, here we go again!
*crowd laughs*
you guys are funny xP
>>59330110
why do you HAVE to?
Need to put on clothes but towels are comfy
>>59329907
cute
>>59330199
???????????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tenses all muscles at once* *goes red in the face*
>>59330185
Nowt wrong with being Proud.
wish I was a handsome sociopath that manipulated women so they fall deeply in love with me just so I can abandon them
This some of the most epic shitposting I've ever seen
>>59330234
the decadence of Rome
