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it's bloody well on edition
maisie
this gave me a good laugh
EVERYBODY KNOWS.... SERIOUS
FROM DAY ONE I SAID I WAS SERIOUS
BUT NOBODY TOOK ME SERIOUS
SO NOW I SAY BOY BETTER KNOW
Can't sleep in this heat
thinking about watching this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
nige
>>59323763
There are so few good photos of her 2bh, she doesn't do much modeling
>>59323763
How can she be so ugly while Sophie is so beautiful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8xFLfxvV6Q
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/05/13/watch-muslim-politician-in-a-kilt-swears-oath-in-urdu-to-british-queen/
Where can I watch this online when it airs?
>>59323801
this is accurate
>>59323813
You can't you disgusting foreigner.
>>59323763
my gf on the right
all memes aside, it would be grim to be born the wrong gender haha
>>59323813
there will be a youtube stream probably
>>59323823
Please
>>59323806
Fake femininity, I don't get how you plebs fall for the asian vibe.
Woke up from a nightmare lads
My family had a huge house in the countryside somewhere but got attacked by a gang of asylum seekers
>>59323782
What's the temp la?
>>59323837
You can only blame yourself, you had the choice of being foreign. You chose wrong mate.
>>59323848
That's not a nightmare, thats the future my lad.
>>59323833
Why even download such low-quality image.. Your collection a shit lad
>>59323776
Retard
>>59323853
About 10 degrees
>>59323782
What heat? I can understand yesterday, and today will be as bad.
only have 93 songs in my playlist and I don't even like a quarter of them.s.m.h.
just deleted one of them lol
>>59323879
i was drunk to be fair. I felt really slick stealing it without even looking at it
>>59323845
>Fake femininity
Yeah give me that British feminimity
>>59323874
because its the only one i could find of this calibre desu
right stunner
>>59323835
It would be grimmer to be so miserable and despondent you couldn't come to terms with the sex you were born into, and end up disposing of your balls and slicing open your penis to form a false vagina after years of taking gender hormones, only to find you didn't gain any new sense of being comfortable in your own skin and were still miserable.
http://naughtyguyswithglasses.tumblr.com/post/123681789351
>>59323897
>I was drunk
No shit
A sober person wouldn't steal a bottle of JD
>>59323910
lol so true!
>>59323901
At least they're honest.
Can;t stand the faux-shyness of K-pop celebs.
>>59323361
rugby drinks are loose as m8
literally just asked this girl out and she said yes
is this real life
>>59323893
>unironically using one of those 4chan meme data mining apps
THE FUCKING BIRDS HAVE ARRIVED FUCK OFF
Still no gf lads.
>>59323733
I would like to watch this live. What are you britbongs' opinions on this issue?
>>59323905
Sophie Turner x-men premiere, "Search Tools", Size to "Larger than 4MP". 2MP if there aren't many results
Should be doing that with every photo 2bh, anything less than 1600x1200 isn't worth saving
>>59323951
>17
Careful lad, your m8s might call you a cradle snatcher
She's fit though
>>59323794
Utah might start doing that again
>>59323953
In other news though the Stars of Star Wars are in Ireland RIGHT NOW.
>>59323953
Infinite data, no worries there
>>59323994
apparently she's 18 now
>>59323965
Good classic gimmick nice to see it brought back in 2016
>>59323951
>17
hahaha ye righto
>>59323965
being up at this hour and wanting to remain awake is torture at tbqh. the birdsong is incessant. chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
>>59323940
I don't like that either
>when you lose your cone piece so you have to resort to using aluminium foil
tastes like arse
A church is a lie. A queen is the same damn thing. You should pray to your fake god that she die
>>59324047
I remember this post. Thanks for the nostalgia mate.
>>59323994
>>59324013
either way in canada it is legal at 16
>>59324013
>apparently
that's how they getcha
>>59323951
fuck off nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KP62TE1prs
>>59324006
Data mining as in they'll steal your phone number and passwords you thicko
>>59324004
Spotted Carrie Fisher walking out of tesco earlier with several wispa multipacks and butter
>>59323951
good lad
battlefield 1 looks pretty sweet, lads.
>>59324047
Is this why Americans don't celebrate the Glorious Resurrection from the dead of our Lord Jesus Christ?
don't want to sound funny lads but the noise the birds are making in the trees near my house makes me want to strangle every fucking bird on earth to death
light out
>>59324111
Easter?
>>59324113
but remember, it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
>>59324101
You can't fault her chocolate choices.
>>59324113
classic neet problems
>>59324143
would you recommend being born in Myanmar?
>>59324101
Isn't Tesco British?
scrolling through myspace to find a banterous old pic to wish my friend happy birthday with on twitter
Live in a place where the trees were cut down and used to build British warships, so no birdshits to bother me
Guess we know the real winner to the Anglo Irish conflict
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIDGTWWD5Q
Project X was a good movie.
>>59324164
stay as far away as possible. If you can't help it but be born in Burma, immediately kill yourself and hope that the Hindus are right.
>>59324179
Everyone?
>>59324168
>on twitter
i was with you until you said that, don't normals usually wish their friends happy birthday on the 'book
>>59324164
>Myanmar
Fell for the asian jews trickery is it? Sucha shame. It's Burma lad
>tfw you put back on the weight you lost
>>59324193
>complaining about living here
spoiled brat
>>59324113
birds are qt
just buy proper windows or go to bed before sunrise you slob
>>59324193
>hindus
>burma
Spacker doesn't even know his own country haha
>>59324205
don't have facebook
true normies don't use that shit anymore
>>59324239
its not like he lives in one of those temples
>>59324285
how the fuck would you know? get your facts straight before opening your big fat mouth, cunt.
when i was about 10
ended up robbing all of my school friends
>>59324321
because no one lives there unless monkeys have wifi
>the most isolated island in the world is completely white
Whitey will live on
>>59324267
Are you actually Burmese? I'd gladly take Burma back as a colony desu
>>59324338
*ugh*
whatever! who cares!!
isn't it funny how even in an age of massive advances the human brain is still literally the most advanced piece of technology in the known universe?
>>59324406
Proof for god isn't it?
just woke up
might get out of bed
>>59324368
You basically ruined our chances of ever conquering Siam when you came, and we became a third world shithole when you left. Feeling quite conflicted about that desu
abysmal thread
>>59324425
>we became a third world shithole when you left.
yeah i know the feeling, hate when that happe- what no i dont!! hahaha!
>>59324448
haha x
>>59324425
Maybe if you were white they'd have cared about you more
getting into bed
bit late :/
>>59324448
>>59324448
*throws a coke bottle at your smug face*
>>59324518
nighty
/fr/ is mostly asleep
can I crash here ?
>>59324533
burma is an absolute shithole though. what the fuck are you doing here speaking english?
>>59324551
Bring wine
>5am
>light outside
can't say I'm a fan of this
>>59324605
I know that feel. Wishing the night lasted longer.
>>59324558
Power has been out for two hours and my neighbor died three weeks ago from arsenic poisoning because he gets his water directly from an underground source.
>>59324605
>daylight
>birdsong
>earlybird normies getting in their cars
>>59324605
I know that feel desu
This lady is getting her arse pounded by a rather large robotic dong lads
>>59324636
why do you speak english if you live in such poverty
>>59324650
the best poster on /int/ RIGHT HERE
>>59324425
Not sure about the ramifications of conquering Siam desu
The Thai sounds like they would be a pain and I hear that you apparently have a problem with the Shan as well
>>59324638
I've had it where I've been sitting at my window smoking a joint before going to sleep and I can see the people that back on to me getting ready for work
Utter degeneracy on my part
>>59324699
DUDE
>>59324588
I'm a beer fag sorry
Thanks for this one btw
the amount he british government takes in tax revenues on tobacco and alcohol sales is more than the entire GDP of some small countries
Alcohol should be illegal, it is more dangerous than a lot of drugs that are currently illegal
>>59324733
>Anchor Steam
Very good choice
I prefer beer too
If you're ever in SF and get a fresh AS it'll change your life
Like a fresh Guinness in Dublin
>>59324672
my rich dad who paid for my UK education kicked me out so I have no choice but to live here on my own
im lurking btw
>>59324815
Well you're not anymore
>>59324650
can she decide when to poo?
>>59324814
Holy poor
>>59323733
Why Farage vs Cameron?
Brexit won't happen btw.
>>59324814
but why would daddy do that to you???
>>59324842
Only when the machines allow it
>>59324814
Even for /int/ that's a rather uncommon flag.
ggggggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwqRSCWw2g
>>59324814
Is the dictatorship really that dangerous?
>>59324807
US breweries are top notch once you get past the budweiser meme. For old, traditionnal styles like the Belgian triples or the ales I usually still drink European but you nailed the IPAs for instance
>Like a fresh Guinness in Dublin
Did it a few year ago, as good as ever. Guinness is fav "industrial" beer I think
Cold hot chocolate
>>59324853
I'm fine with this actually. You have to suffer a little in life.
>>59324877
he said I should try to be my own man
>>59324934
yeah, killed students, monks, ethnic and religious minorities.
I gotta go now lads, my phone's almost dead and I feel bad for hijacking this thread. Carry on boys, I love you all.
>>59324814
Why is /int/ still using the old commie-looking Burma flag
The current one still looks a bit socialist with the star though desu
>>59324934
If you're the dictator, it's fine. Be cool to the people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJO5fJgNSQ
>>59324940
Bud is shit, obviously
They have this new campaign where they're bashing on microbrews by saying "they're too big and we'll never back down and blaw blaw blaw..." it's retarded
Currently drinking pic related, any cider recs?
Housemate just got out of bed
>>59325095
Do you ever listen to your roommate have sex?
Curious because I never had a roommate so do people do that or what
>>59325137
I don't go out of my way to do so, but yeah I hear it sometimes
Not particularly exciting really, just beds creaking and a bit of moaning
>>59325169
Does it ever give you a boner?
>>59325192
Korea being weird again
>>59325078
Now this looks pretty good, how do you like it ? I love cider as well but I drink more from Normandy rather than Brittany since I have family there
I'm afraid I don't have any recomendations, I scarcely find ciders here in southern France even in specialized beer shops so I drink what my relatives bring back from Normandy, usually nameless cider straight out of small local orchads
Shout out to Ireland for these
>>59325192
No, it isn't arousing in the slightest
Minor annoyance really
really want to shag that girl from buckinghamshire lads
>>59325238
Here's a Korean chick making love to a robot btw
>>59325137
Met my gf in her halls once, hadn't seen her in a while. Some lad told me he knew ninjitsu.
I was pounding her and she was wailing and when we came out he offered me a fight. Idk what was going on there.. Told him I needed a shower and he should take himself off.
He did and he came back rubbered. Poor lad had an eye for the missus.
>>59325325
Get in line
>>59325326
>Korean American
>Koreann
lmfao
>>59325326
I can't get into this. It's too.. impersonal I guess
ummmmm hello???????????
>>59325326
Did you buy a kink.com sub?
thinking of surgically attaching large rusty carving knives to my thighs to swiftly sever any errant willies tomfool enough to approach my sacred areas
>>59325244
It's pretty good desu
I'm always skeptical about cider since American cider is disgustingly sweet but this one is on the edge of dry/sweet
I picked it up in my market since it was cheap ~$6/bottle and I never trust beer in a green bottle since that's poor brewing so I'm sure it's bad/not good for French standards
>>59325345
Stop being so pedantic goybro
more like /shit/
>>59325326
Mia Li is a Filipina.
no one disturb me, i'm doing a wank
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>>59325430
>>59325415
Rangeban when?
>>59325425
Uridine
Vitamin B Complex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZG3aDhsMw
I put my head to a cask of brandy
>>59325361
i would be willing to take that risk to enter inside you
just found a painful yellow spot under my foreskin lads
think i have herpes :(
>>59325469
It's for life
>>59325469
Nigga you ded
Just deleted my tinder after exactly zero (0) matches lads haha
>>59325469
isnt that smegma
>>59325463
your willy would enter inside me but not attached to the rest of you
besides you'd already be bleeding out on the floor from my prior glaive counterattack, i'd heem any runt who entered my bubble
>>59325506
howling
*howls*
>A driver told a blind cancer sufferer to get off his bus when a woman and her children became hysterical at the sight of his guide dog.
>George Herridge, 71, told how the mum flew into a rage and shouted at him in a foreign language. A passenger explained she wanted him to get off the bus during the incident on May 20.
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/blind-passenger-hounded-bus-because-4237299
Takbir, innit?
>>59325506
I'm so sexual frustrated right now I might dl grindr and fuck a twink up the ass. That's the least gay form of male I think
Well good morning !(^O^)/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Ve8ExE8YY
>>59325540
That prison straight lad. No shame in it.
>>59325537
nice one
>>59325519
it stings
>>59325564
Which one are you.
>>59325519
just no
if i raped you, you wouldn't powerful enough to have a resistance
>>59325537
>that pic
birmingham mentioned
>>59325371
Yeah "brut" cider isn't supposed to be sweet indeed so you should keep looking for those if you don't like too much sweetness. They can also be quiet strong (for ciders anyway) like 7% alcohol
>I never trust beer in a green bottle
I usually don't either, and green bottle will forever make me think of pic related, a.k.a the most popular cheapest beer around here and it tastes like absolute piss
>>59325594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVunQOHv3xs
neighbours are constantly in their backyard doing shit
it's driving me mad
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>59325604
ive been voted "most powerful poster" of /brit/ for 8 consecutive years mate, youd get just within hair-sniffing range before i'd act to neutralise the threat
taking me from behind? hah good luck pal, im extremely proficient at spinning about in place on my heel, striking before you have time to register my sudden about-turn and outright destroying your every pressure point in a single motion
>>59325660
Come on now
>>59325670
What are they doing lad
>>59325660
such slander should be very illegal
honestly despise it, WFB copped Nazi all his life from the left, utterly pathetic
still got a sore rib
>>59325630
You're not constant.
>>59325718
>someone in there has been using a pressure washer for like 3 fucking hours (the do it every week btw)
>the kids are now bouncing basketballs
>and the parents are talking loudly
>>59325694
>>59325731
>make fun of the left wing, everyone laughs
>make fun of the right wing, everyone loses their minds.
>>59325731
Godwin's law lad, if they've got nothing of substance to say, let them get on with it.
>>59325764
y-you too
>>59325778
just the opposite of the real world m8
>tfw booze wears off and sense of impending doom hits
>>59325774
Put on some music, I know it sucks to feel like you need to bend to their noise but it'll help.
>>59325782
but without opposition they'll carry on to their hearts content
>>59325778
If you mean
>slander the left-wing
I've not done that at all
>basing arguments on assumptions
>>59325790
>implying you can't make fun of both.
>>59325660
>politician is critical of mass immigration
>that means he will become a massive authoritarian dictator, start WW3 and kill all the non-whites
Lefties are so melodramatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
It's ready las
>>59325816
>thoughts allign
>that sinking feeling in your stomach
uh oh aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlLM6yL22Q
kek get a load of this child throwing a tantrum
>>59325834
Haha thanks for the sympathy but yeah it's not really that bad when I have my earbuds in :)
*purrs into thread*
>>59325847
>thinking this is an argument
>not taking it as banter.
Fuckin' heretic.
*sudden rumbling in the air vents above*
th...the...the rrunts....the runts.... the runts......................
>>59325847
They will anyway. Reminder that society is spawning things like this now.
>>59325855
>still not taking it as banter.
Looks like Righties can't take a joke.
>tfw you're just starting to get drunk
>need classic footy matches to watch on jewtube
>>59325898
retard
>>59325884
*brushes head on your crotch*
>Lefties are so melodramatic
just about ready to sleep iah
just need to clear my throat quietly and then brush my teeth
unbanned now?
No more perky arses, I promise.
>>59325907
we need WFB
someone with his public moral suasion is our only hope tbf
Alt-Rights are Kramer-tier loonies
cleared my throat but it was quite loud :s
going for a tooth-brush with my toothbrush
>>59325884
If I'm rich, Catholic and fairly attractive what are my chances with a Croat qt?
I would call you a brother.
why are half asian girls so god tier?
>>59325907
>implying leftwingers and right wingers aren't uniting to fend off the regressive left scourge and exchaning ideas.
Oh the times they are a'changin.
*dismantles your argument with coherent rhetoric leaving you dumbfounded*
ah yes
>>59325927
gay-cunt.
>>59325984
get a load of this goy haha
>>59325967
keep us posted
>>59325981
Pretty good if you're also a normie.
>>59325936
*stares at you*
doing a poo
>>59325984
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>regressive left scourge
the worst kinds of people are those who think arguments are about "winning"
>>59326036
Fuck. Not a normie.
>"I don't listen to LA band The Growlers"
um..... nice life sweetheart :) x
>>59326053
>the worst kinds of people
australians, tbqh
>>59326041
Umm, excuse me? WILDLY inappropriate.
>>59326053
If you've managed to alter someone's viewpoint, even a little, you've won
>>59325948
Can't think of an Alt-righter more out of touch with reality than any of the regressive left.
>>59325989
Milo is good bait on the social scene.
>>59325984
tend to be pretty intelligent too ime
>>59326037
that's the way, get it all outta your system
*pats you on the back*
>>59326053
haahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha nice post dude
hahahahhahaa
>>59326059
Yeah I'm sorry but the girls here don't like autists.
If you're rich you could get some trashy gold digging whores though but nothing meaningful.
>>59326075
t. closed minded dullard
>>59324814
kinda cosy in a way desu
memes aside, do english people really hate polish people?
I'm polish and I'm going to live in england soon for 6 months, I don't wnt the other kids to pick on me
>>59326075
if you kill them, they win
>>59326081
There are based right wingers and left wingers.
All of what comes from either side is true, but there are harsh realities on both.
Milo may not be 100% correct on everything, but his critiques on thrid wave feminism, mass muslim immigration, and freedom of speech, are spot on.
>>59326136
FOY
>>59326136
foy off y*nk
>>59326099
Oh well. She'll never have a life free of work. Buying shitty expensive shoes and buying more shoes.
>>59326136
I pretty much dislike all non-English people desu
>>59326081
I think it's more their demagogic tendencies, being purely for publicity purposes
We should sooner turn to politicians and academics and writers than we should turn to lazy 4 minute American videos about "check out how fuckin stupid these lefite dipshits are lmao XDD"
>>59326125
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
Hate that feeling when you get a reply from someone less intelligent than yourself, it's not even worth responding lol
>>59326155
*Not all of what comes either side is true
>>59326136
personally i dislike the unwarranted arrogance of poles
>>59326193
trolling is pathetic lad
give up
how come obesity has only become a really big problem in the last 20 years?
>>59326164
Women are all crazy cunts though. She wouldn't be satisfied with that.
Let's say you find some girl from some poor rural shithole here in Croatia and you bring her to some rich upper class life in Britain.
She'll soon get complacent and bored and she'll seek more. If you're not a normie that means no fancy dinners or parties to socialize and probably no dominant personality that can put her in place. She gets uppity and starts fucking around.
>trolling is pathetic lad
>give up
>>59326199
what do you mean so I don't act that way
I'm also a redneck so I'm going to get bullied in my opinion
>>59326222
I-i'd change my troglodyte ways for her. I love fancy meals. I just have no one to share them with.
>>59326279
Anon your desperate thirst for pussy might be the end of you one day.
>>59326136
Poles are good lads
>>59326155
For a lot of people it just falls to whether or not they agree with the speakers key principles on a given subject, they're not going to listen to what drives them to come to their conclusions. Before you know it their youtube recommendations, news feeds etc. become an echo chamber of their points of view and in some cases perpetuate further into the extreme of their position and we're getting these growing groups on both sides.
>>59326175
That's just not the world we live in anymore, I think it's just a matter of time until politicians start reflecting social media outlets to attach themselves to the masses.
After five years on the east coast, it was time to go home.
>why yes, I do think your opinion is wrong and nothing you say could change my mind
just briefly forgot the difference between a peach and a pear. I remember now though.
>>59326305
Which is why it's so important to hear arguments and points from either side, to encourage intellectual diversity to prevent fanatacism.
Damn...
Makes you think huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELh7P2ZtA
>>59326388
me on the left
What do cookies taste like?
>>59326369
I agree, I just think the way many outlets are structured in the opposite way ensuring the situation as things stand at the moment though.
>>59326424
bags of sand
Yeah mate I am a lefty, a fucking hard lefty at that. Want to say those bigoted things to my face? Didn't think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4yYHdDSWs&feature=youtu.be
really makes you think
>>59326297
>your desperate thirst for pussy
Just a friend. Pussy is easy. I could go to mass with a Croatian grill.
Josie brushed her teeth for 3 minutes, one more than the industry standard, and gave her tongue a good scrubbing too
>>59326479
Who made this shite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNuldPhP20
>>59326525
I don't give a FUCK
I hope Josie gets cancer and dies a humiliating painful death
I like my women how I like my "I like my women" jokes.
Beaten into the ground.
>>59326564
all me
This thumbnail lads haha deary me
>>59326658
We need ales.
How are ye lads?
Breddy fucked meself
FUCK OFF 4CHAN ADS cunts
>>59326689
lel, surely they realised
>>59326564
comfy beyond all measure, we are all Arthur.
>>59326700
Craic la?
>>59326629
She's not half asian. She's white or hispanic
>>59326564
Ford was the man.
>>59323778
Literally had to look up if SunnyD was irish because of this desu.
>>59326479
ok, so how are other galaxies going to move away from us faster than we can reach them when we'll have warp drives and they won't?
>>59326800
I don't know what "warp drives" are but the video is only based off our current understanding of physics & without whatever technology will be invented in the future.
>>59326481
Doesnt even show it going in....
>>59326855
the video assumes we'll be able to travel faster than light at some point
galaxies can't travel faster than light
*walks in to the room*
*cums on the sofa*
whoops
English lads, what's your opponent Ian Wright?
>>59326722
Cold out
Even with a €17.00 sleeping bag
Sleeping in a tent
Benzos are reducing
Abusing solvents, the ones that kill wasps n shite
hbu?
Just want to go up from the rugby game l8r
(l8r) makes me seem cooler
B)
Still have a litre of vodka though, fucking €30s me hole
>>59326874
Seems odd to assume physics would allow for any technology to allow us to physically travel faster than the universe is expanding.
>>59326874
oh yeah it does too, my memory is so bad hahaha
>>59326874
>galaxies can't travel faster than light
http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/about-us/104-the-universe/cosmology-and-the-big-bang/expansion-of-the-universe/616-is-the-universe-expanding-faster-than-the-speed-of-light-intermediate
>>59326901
Opinion* ffs
>>59326902
30 yoyos for a litre of russian shite?
Bit much.
>>59326902
*get
Still thinking about my Tesco qt? :3
Fantazising about a job in her department.
>>59326874
The dude in the video said it was set in a science fiction setting (according to some reddit comment, i can't be bothered rewatching it), so it makes sense that he mentioned FTL technology in the video
>>59326935
not clicking that virus
Nige will destroy the jewish puppet that is David Cameron. Britain will be great again.
>>59326976
Indeed it is but all the cheaper drink was gone at this stage and I was never making Tesco before 22:00.
is there anything more awkward than opening presents in front of the person who gave them to you?
>>59327007
not an argument
>>59327085
farting during sex
>>59327015
>using javascript
FONT
Water-way, to have a good time!
>>59327083
Dublin prices. Cunts.
>>59327085
Jacking off a stranger I reckon
>>59327085
being in a car for 12 hours with someone who thinks you're a dick
>>59327123
The Norfolk broads are amazing desu
>>59326912
Theoretically, and that's what a significant part of cosmic physics is, you don't travel between the points in linear space but instead between 2 points on a curve reducing the distance subjectively travelled (from the point of the observer you would going in a straight line, from your observation you would be using a different shorter straight line, in actuality you are not travelling the line but bending it in "half" and stepping from this endpoint across to the other). The "distance" between them in real space may not be a relevant issue for physics. Still I am no expert and like everyone else here so I could be just as wrong or right.
>>59327151
Tell the story lad
Grove Street. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.
>>59327167
FO THA GROVE CJ
>>59327151
Nah you could just put some headphones on during the car ride.
>>59327115
Feel like I could just laugh that off.
>>59327143
Wouldn't be awks if you were both into it.
>>59327167
who here /pedestrianinorangeandblackoutfitsayingfunnythings/?
>>59326564
Mostly harmless.
>>59327206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOMGIbY-9s
Saturday already?
Gee, I dunno \_(^-^)_/
>>59327202
that asshole put dust in my weed
>>59327151
you best be typing that story up my nigga
In Our Time
40 minutes
1 Melvyn
3 experts and here's our producer with tea at the end of the show
>"come say hi, don't be shy"
>"haha stop being awkward"
fuck OFF
I've got a legion of asylum seekers at my front door asking to rape my wife
What should I do? I don't want to wake up my wife's bull because he hates having his sleep pattern interrupted.
>>59327232
Thursday. Fuck sunlight.
>>59327224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPZfFEW2G9A
>>59327259
>asking to rape
>>59327234
>>59327202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0wpLQvEVg
Is you high?
>>59327154
Is the the folded space theory? What is it about us traveling in this way which doesn't allow for the expansion of the universe to follow the same course?
>>59327156
>>59327237
didn't happen to me, just something that i imagine would be pretty awkies
>>59326912
Intriguing post.
.
>>59327129
Naas prices, may still be the same.
What can you dor? Even petrol is over €10 down the country.
>>59327259
Let him have it. You wifes son too.
>>59327293
>Naas prices, may still be the same.
Fucking hate Dutch Gold.
I'd heem the creator of this universe if I met him in person
had a dream i met my soulmate
was really nice
Imagine being a Forest fan in the late 70's lads
>microwave a burrito
>outside too hot to even hold
>center frozen
what cunt thought this was a good idea?
>>59327291
You fucking piece of shit.
Damn well make somethimg (good) up
>>59327354
What's your problem chief?
Don't you have a savegame on The Sims, full of people asking the same existential questions as you?
>>59327363
Imagine being a Forest fan right now
ngl iktf
>I'd heem the creator of this universe if I met him in person
>>59327379
it was like 25 years ago and i don't remember very well ok
>>59327271
See, you're probably a proper Canuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuL_euRslTc
>>59327386
disabled babies n shit, how could he let that happen?? :(
woke up to multiple gunshots no more than a mile away at 1am lads
>>59327399
Not good enough
>>59327386
We be mental to have Sims AI so advanced they start questioning their existence.
>>59327426
He doesn't oversee, he just knocked over the first domino.
There's an ecosystem living in my back garden.
Am I their god?
>>59327389
At least you're not an Ipswich fan
>forever in the Championship
>>59327447
>implying you can't script that
Why can't I fucking type today?
>>59327456
unlucky lad
>>59327423
their best album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jr7llQ6gNQ
I have this as a poster on my wall
>>59327450
The difference is that you didn't create the ecosystem living in your back garden, the creator of this universe did. Therefore he is their god.
could care less
>>59327481
I love Canada.
Lads.
>>59327469
nah nah
not preprogrammed thought processes, actually coming to conclusions themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnUYcTuZJpM
>tfw boxer wedgie pinches your nut
>>59327497
go on then
>The difference is that you didn't create the ecosystem living in your back garden, the creator of this universe did. Therefore he is their god.
>>59327488
But they wouldn't exist without my intervention.
>>59327488
desu he is a bit like a Demiurge in the case of his garden and they might see him as God.
at last we shall assume our rightful place int he stars for Turks everywhere
>>59327637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGzbxeYtmU
just thrown up , what;s up lads?
>>59327290
Sorry went to get bog roll. Yeh pretty much, you aren't travelling as such. You are pulling the point of the space time "fabric" you want to be into the same position in real space as you are and by doing so you are existing on 2 points in real space at the same time. You let go from the originator point, and exist only in the destination in real space and on the fabric. as far as I can understand.
>british guys look normal I can relate to them
>british girls look weird they don't look normal to me
I don't get that? sigh
making an arrangement
>>59327836
how do british girls not look normal?
>>59327836
You're so new. Our women are brutal.
making a new
>>59327877
>>59327877
>>59327877
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