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DAPAT MEYOR ANG NAUNA
JOVELYN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>59331334
PUTANG INA
MEYOR DAPAT ANG NAUNA
Rate Jovelyn
>>59331318
>not Jovelyn Custodio edition
>>59331397
>inb4 jovelyn made the thread
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>>59331318
shut the fuck up jovelyn
If Jovelyn commits suicide, it would be the first time 4chan is gonna get featured on philippine news.
>>59331397
Go make your own /flip/ thread
Just post more Jovelyn pics.
>>59331467
will dutdut kill 4chan if that happens
My Commander in Chief that commands my heart<3
>>59331498
Hi jovelyn
Why is he so fat lmao
>>59331467
>Suicide dahil sa Cyber Bullying
>Dutdut cracks down on shitposters
>>59331498
>>>/a/
fuck off to your board
please stop posting you're shitting our flag
>>59331514
holy fuck you're right
now i'm scared
>>59331541
>mfw he will shoot us all one by one
NOOOOOOO ;~;
>>59331498
Nice try, Jovelyn.
Is it time?
>>59331318
>/asean/
>Good thread
>>59331553
>jovelyn an heroes
>4chan is on the news
>dutdut labels 4channers as criminals
>finds and kills all 4channers in the philippines
>dutdut thinks hiroyuki is a criminal for being admin of this site
>rides jetski to japan
>kills our overlord hiroyuki
>japan is mad
>japan and philippines get into war
>???
>World War 3
World War 3 happens because of Jovelyn. Fuck you Jovelyn.
I love lurking these threads I have no idea what's going on but you're all just cute 16 year old girls and it's funny
>>59331654
That would make a great movie.
>>59331654
I'd like that.
Spam Dutdut pls
facebook com/gmanews/
>>59331580
>didn't bully Jovelyn
>I am a star witness
>allowed to watch your executions
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
>>59331698
nice try jovelyn
/jovelyn/
>>59331698
nice try jovelyn
>>59331608
Well, it used to be before May 9.
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>>59331764
t. Jovelyn Custodio
Who is Jovelyn Custodio?
>let's try this shit aseans
http://www.pictriev.com/?lang=en
>>59331515
Rate my Imouto Brit-chan.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/9253826/Chinese-media-accidentally-declares-Philippines-as-part-of-China.html
WE
>>59332123
>accidentally
fucking pressman should amend it to deliberately
>>59331845
Kinda accurate, actually.
For the record, I'm not chinese.
>>59332262
Nigga you old
JOVELYN
>>59332294
PU
IN
LU
>>59332294
>those facial comparisons
I'm so sorry
>>59331988
why do you conveniently upload your face on 4chin?
What the fuck happened to /asean/?
>>59332388
Jovelyn happened to /asean/
>>59332382
>t. Jovelyn Custodio
>>59332388
jovelyn happened
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>>59332376
yea I know
>>59332409
Is that a bad news or good news?
>>59332432
it's jovelyn news
>>59332455
Fucking Filipinos I swear.
You guys never made /asean/ better, your fucking existence is made only to fuck this thread into a shithole like Philippines are.
>>59332524
We love you too. <3
>>59332524
nice try
who jovelyn?
>>59332524
>shithole
t. streetshiter
>>59332524
Thats the point.
>>59332569
me desu
>>59332569
I'm Jovelyn. Hi.
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>>59332579
Lord have mercy, why do I have to be replied by Filipinos, of all kind of people that exist in this world?
who's Jovelyn? some kind of one of kind autist?
>>59332674
we own this thread now
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>>59332607
so it's a new meme?
>>59332703
not really but funny
>>59332388
Let's make our own thread, maybe something like /indo/
>>59332715
Noooo
Please stay. We love you. ;_;
>>59332674
>Paimin still alive
>>59332715
Revive /nusantara/!
>>59332775
^v^
>>59332674
That’s the way to go indon. I'm not catching this mood, either.
>>59332775
Kontol
>>59332715
Go make one, then. Fuck Filipinos to hell, let's just chill out in a thread with our Malay brothers and sisters.
>>59332674
t. Jovelyn
>indos getting out of /asean/ and making their own general
This is your fucking fault Jovelyn
>>59332524
It used to be better last month. I don't know what happened.
>>59332885
good one Jovelyn
>>59332885
Well, school's pretty much ending for a lot of people in Flipland. Maybe summerfags?
i love autism too
stop bullying
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t. Jovelyn Custodio
Ayy lmao
>>59332775
/nusantara/ yea
>>59333008
KEK
did you just ayyed the lmao?
A balanced article on duterte.
http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21698648-return-bad-old-ways-under-rodrigo-duterte-dangers-duterte-harry
>>59333089
I want to reread his fanfic again,does anyone have the screencap?
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>>59333145
Berkunjunglah kesini, kawan-kawanku
>>59332524
don't worry anon this pisonet shitposter teens will go to school soon
>>59333323
Nope
another Jovelyn appreciation thread
>>59333176
Don't you shittalk the economist ever again dumbcunt
>tfw no Indons on this thread
>only flips, malays sometime japs
>>59333408
I appreciate you too.
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>>59333484
What happened Jovelyn?
>>59333429
>Rare Indo poster
Good. You have no Idea how cancerous Indonesian netizen in general really is.
>>59332922
I wonder, if Roxas won would these people still be posting in /asean/?
Let this thread die
Jovelyn best boy desu
>>59333628
nah keep postin', i'm lobing all the shitposts
>>59333676
loving*
>>59333614
NO because he will istaph it
Jovelyn pls
>>59332524
this desu
btw, WHO IS JOVELYN
>>59331899
Cute. She'll grow up into a fine woman like you
>>59334017
I don't know
Swagapinos come up with fresh memes so fast that i can't even keep up and i post on /asean/ everyday
>>59334017
someone who got doxxed
>>59334185
elaborate
>>59333484
no just grab it in some thread
overwatch or battleborn?
>>59334350
What are those?
>>59334350
do it for this healthy girl
>>59330993
I might have done alot of stupid stuff here begore when I used to be drunk before finals, but I honestly never posted a dick of myself
No idea who's dick that was or how it got on my harddrive in the first place
>>59330765
No, not really
Either he truly had that mental breakdown and was sent to care center, or he did something like I did before and made up some shitty story on why he'll never be heard of again, just to kill his identity in that general so nobody would talk much about him again, and so he won't feel shame over all the cringe he induced
>>59334395
tf2+MOBAS combined
overwatch is blizzard
battleborn is gearbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sai7jPmYg5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dushZybUYnM
I like battleborn for the gearbox humor like in borderlands but I know overwatch will last longer
>>59334350
Battlefield 1 or Infinite Warfare? Easiest question in the world
>>59334768
Remastered MW4
>>59334826
I mean COD4
NICE TRY JOVELYN
>>59334431
Fucking hate this OP bitch
>>59334966
i love you
>just signed up a gym membership for the first time to get fit
>caught pharyngitis at the first day
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>59332715
let's make /indo-aus/
>>59333576
>netizens
Indonesian news made me sick of that word somehow
>>59335433
no fucking way, we just become bully material for you
>>59335509
No. we'll bully those cunts, Indons in 4chan have potential, they just concentrated on /a/
>>59335543
>Indons in 4chan have potential, they just concentrated on /a/
lol i have friend on cuckbook, he always post some stuff form /a/ to his timeline, he always do that every fucking time
>>59334350
The game that is not spearheaded by a company that lied about the gameplay for one of their game completely (Aliens: Colonial Marines) and relied on memes for their humor on their other game(Borderlands 2).
They're both shit, though.
Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna play some STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl now.
Bye.
>>59335377
remember to take it easy
>>59335137
then you should switch heroes
Vidya PTSD time?
Vidya PTSD time.
I Absolutely hate this fucker.
The second he appears (or find him with one of your soldiers), expect him to fuck you over until he fucking dies.
>unironically playing vidya
>>59331845
why is there Tigers Wood?
>>59336454
>tfw you run into a group of 7 adult cazadores
Reminder to always bring atleast 5 Antivenom bottles with you when going outside New Vegas.
>>59336314
I'd complain about the monster hunter monsters, but they're pretty manageable after you know the right timings.
>>59331845
>face not found
;_;
Hi Jovelyn
>>59338301
Keep saying my name, it makes me cum
H-Hello everyone...
did someone explain to Brit Indon Aussie and other regular Bules?
Can someone explain me this new meme?
>>59338380
>brit
>bule
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/ausean/ lads
>>59338585
Stop being racist man
>>59338829
KEK.
Have you post it to Brazil poster?
if the normies invade us, they might discover our memenose-chan and Ilani!
We must protect our qt meme gf's!!!
>>59336564
just hit them from range,VATS to the wing
and I play on the hardest with no armor
>>59339010
Ilani Malaysia'OC
dont steal
>>59339010
I don't think they'd mind,just look at Dilaw girl(Bea Benedicto)
>>59339010
Why do you like memenose so much, anon? Sharp nose is clearly superior desu.
>>59338350
We'll have a child like your imouto
>>59339110
she's from areneo and has already done some commercials prior to being dilaw girl in the old /pinoy/ threads
>>59339066
you don't chibai
>>59339189
she looks like a swordfish tbqh familia
>>59339200
B-but i don't have an imouto!
It's only me as an outoto and my sister as my onee-san!
I'm a boy!
>>59339331
I agree. I might as well have your older sis instead
>>59339422
Jackie Chan's daughter?
>>59339010
don't mind weirdnose, ilani is our top priority
>>59339437
W-Well, okay then~
Have fun, you two...
>>59339607
Wait, post her pic first :3
what is memenose
sorry, i've started browsing /int/ only recently
>>59339010
Here's your normie >>59339680
nice try faggot
no (You) for you
I'm bored lads
>>59339836
Someone's jelly
>>59339997
wanna have some fun?
>>59339997
No parties?
>>59340031
I-I'm not jealous!
B-baka!
>>59340237
You love me too :3
>about one-third of /vn/ is from here
>>59340309
W-well maybe i do...
But i'm still a boy!!
>>59340449
I don't care if you are a boy. Are you feminine looking?
Will I get stoned if I wear bikini in a beach in Indonesia? How safe is Jimbaran?
>>59340449
Wanna go beach together?
6 years ago i thought gibo was gloria's lapdog
i wish i wasn't as stupid back then but i guess at least erap didn't seat as our president
>>59340497
I don't know...
>>59340594
Then you are a girl. I bet you are scared because your older sis has bigger bewbs
>>59340580
He was, he just wanted to stop Gloria's trial.
>>59340684
N-no...
I-it's just that i don't like posting picture of her.
>>59340552
A-Are you a girl?
>>59340501
Serious question Indons
>>59340780
villar was gloria's lapdog not gibo. i looked back into gibo's Q&A videos and he gives off best answers out of all candidates (aquino, erap, villar, villanueva)
>>59340843
I love you. But if you are not a girl or a femboi then I have to go for your sister ;__;
>>59340843
I'm going to bring something that vibrates.
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>>59340501
How would i know that? I've never seen girls in bikinis at the beach.
Hallo
Why is /vn/ being invaded by Flips?
:(
>>59341035
because it's all jovelyn's fault
>>59340927
W-well, you're just gonna have to find her yourself then.
Sorry ;__;
>>59340939
T-that's too lewd!
>>59340910
Gibo is prbabaly also a pro Marcos scumbag.
Both Villar and him are her lapdogs.
Now dutdut and he won so no more neckbrace for her
>>59340580
i voted him last election, he have a very good platform for our country. too bad he sided with lakas-cmd and made him look like puppet of gloria
>mfw everybody is a lapdog of somebody
>>59341117
I'll just take you instead then. I don't mind small boobs
>>59341038
Why are people in malaysia so fat?
>>59341303
>jom minum
>>59341035
Why is everything everywhere being invaded by flips? Why are they so many?
>>59341129
gibo is indifferent towards bong bong marcos in particular. i used to thought that gibo is a literal who trying to enter the national government a la Grace Poe but unlike grace, he looks like he knows his shit, but his focus back then was more on curbing the corruption due to popularity of gloria's scandal (zte scandal, hello garci, and some agrarian reforms?). i do hope he accepts dut dut's offer though
>>59341172
i wasn't able to vote back then, i was 19 years old and i was too nihilistic to care about people and the government and moreover, i didn't registered only until 3 years later. i was rooting for noynoy though only because he was popular, if i only knew more about gibo and wasn't a lazy ass dumbfuck back then, i would've rooted for the guy
>>59341328
Hmm they should stop eating fat sugary food.
Also are the coal black people who are muslims malays and the good looking white skinned girls without headskarf chinks?
>>59341361
Yeah ikr, they're everywhere. Especially on the most populated boards. And here i thought /vn/ was safe from Flips.
Indons, what is this movie all about?
>>59341455
Yeah even on /pol/ they are all over
Also i rl they are everythere
>>59341455
/asean/ is p1noy pr#1d3 headquarters, you watch your language before we hunt your ass off
What the fuck indog! Why /ausean/ is alive?
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>>59341072
hey man fuck you
>>59341508
Hi Jovelyn
>>59340987
Are you living on a cave!?
>>59341117
It's double-sided.
>>59341407
Of course he would, he hate his cousins.
Dutdut is building a Gloria 2.0 squad
He was the poe during that time.
Are gayuma real?
>>59341575
Is jovelyn real
>>59341573
Gloria really hates that neck brace.
Id say she struck gold with dutdut
>>59341508
Make it staaph! The pinoy pride... it's everywhere.
You know, when you're randomly browsing boards completely unrelated to Flips when suddenly they pop out of nowhere
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>>59341556
No, i don't.
I rarely go to beaches.
>>59341573
he hate whose cousin?
well anyway, can't wait for dutdut to show his cabinet members, the first few declared members are literal whos so i don't know what to say about them other than they aren't coño and they don't speak english as good as la sallian/ateneans. i wonder why he ditched joey salceda for the position of NEDA
>>59341500
#PinoyMasterRace
#PinoyPrideWorldWide
>>59341662
go to /lgbt/ or /mlp/ if you want a pinoy-free board
Why do Filipinos like to reproduce so much?
i miss Japan-kun and Aussie
wish you luck on being a father
boobs
>>59341500
>go to pantry to have a drink
>hear flipspeak everywhere
>>59341762
sex feels great
>>59341667
It'll be special when you and me go together :3
>>59341749
>/mlp/
Fuck, roughly 2 months ago, I saw a half Jap-Flip posted his face on /mlp/. I should've screencapped that. He was a Luna-fag.
>>59341762
condom is way more expensive than raising child
>>59341806
unless you go to kota kinabalu, which by the way is originally a pinoy sovereign, you won't hear pinoyspeak in other parts of the world other than filipinotowns like ones in san francisco, vancouver, xiamen, or guam
>ERP
Make it stop pls
Non-flips, evacuate to /nusantara/! It's starting again.
>>59341691
He is the cousin of pnoy the cojuancos that sided woth the oligrachaster marcos.
he's from LaSalle and UP law Cono to the max
Who the heck is Jovelyn?
Also, it seems Bongbong's doomed. OAV votes are done and though he won it, it wasn't enough to overtake Leni's overall lead. Better tell his supporters to leave the shade of the tree already.
>>59341835
you seriously even bothered visiting that containment board
don't even reply to me ever again
>>59341361
because we can into english
>>59341950
(∩´﹏`∩)
Forgive me Juan-senpai. I was just curious.
>>59341938
I'm Jovelyn
AMA
>>59341950
Which reminds me: I wonder why MLP isn't popular here. I don't think I know anyone who's personally into it.
>>59342036
>why isn't MLP popular
>when faggots like me, Mami Kawada Lover, would rather watch weebshit with girls doing cute things instead
gee i wonder why
>>59342036
Hi Jovelyn
>>59341762
God get angry with them if they use condom
>>59342036
>I wonder why MLP isn't popular here
What are you talking about? MLP is popular over there, I mean not only did Flips make Dragonball and other animes, but 2/3 people who was making and producing MLP were all FLIPS. You even have brony conventions.
>>59342121
Yes but those events are pretty niche from what I've heard.
>>59342121
What the hell is MLP?
>>59341762
because I want a cute daughter
MLP is 'cute' horses doing cute horse things. Animu is cute girls doing cute things. What is the difference?
>>59342181
Muh Little Pinoy
>>59342204
kek
>>59342121
yes but our MLP attracts the little girls, you know, the ACTUAL target demographics of the show?
i know we have our own shares of pathetic bronies, but at least they keep it to themselves and they don't walk out of their home with their rainbowdash plushies as a date
>>59342234
Steven's universe fags though
>>59342083
Why is it so small like your boobs?
>>59342189
post in /a/ and /mlp/ to harvest (You).
>>59342204
PONY PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>59342234
Funny thing is that I used to play an MLP game on Game Boy Advance back in the day. The only reason I had that game was because it was part of a bootleg cartridge I had which had several games. Was never a fan of the franchise, nor have I watched any of the cartoons, though.
>>59342333
wrong image fuck
>>59342333
most of them doesn't look like a typical MLP neckbeard
>>59342299
>Mami Kawada Lover !aNRFNkpkG. Philippines
>Mami Lover Philippines
>MLP
YOU LIE.
>>59342265
I-I just accidentally saved a thumbnail!
This has nothing to do with boobs!
>>59342204
>>59342383
>Muh Little Pinoy
>Fillypines
They cosplay pretty good
>>59342121
Proofs? There's zero MLP dub here in all mainstream channels
>>59342473
>MLP dub
They watch it in English. There's the internet, and they're everywhere. A dub would sound weird, but I'd take my chances if they're gonna make one.
>>59342399
shhhhhhh
he will be outsed by both /a/ and /mlp/
>>59342204
heh
>>59342376
not so fast scum
>browses /mlp/
>accidentally posts a /mlp/-related picture
>deletes it instantly
why don't you show yourself, jovelyn
I have gone for a couple of days.
How's /asean/?
>Btw: Mike, I have to break up with chu. I got a new love interest/fubu named Kael.
Don't message me in wechat anymore. TIA.
>Maneila
>>59342589
maybe he is the Bule under the air-con
>>59342204
love you too
>>59342591
Jovelyn became a meme.
>>59342672
Hi Jovelyn
>>59342667
>tfw Kotoura-san's OP singer is half-Flip
Shame she retired from singing (though she's still voice acting).
>>59342672
>meme
more like an "alamat", a legend
Is it possible to put penis i vagina on malay girl without her brother/father/uncle is going to decapitate me?
>>59342775
yes
it's called marriage
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t. Jovelyn Custodio
>>59342589
That's malaysia.
This is the Philippines...
>pic related
Took me a while to find it in my /mlp/ folder.
>tfw we will become a meme country within 6 years
thanks dutdut
>>59342606
Little pony looks like Dora the explorer children's cartoon.
>>59342887
Seems to be a pretty small event. Nothing compared to anime cons here.
>>59342893
>implying we aren't already a meme country.
We aren't called Peenoise for nothing.
>>59342887
They all look like normies
Is this really a mlp event or is the pony just in the banner
>>59342904
Hi jovelyn
who is Jovelyn /asean/?
pls respond, I am busy being wageslave don't have time to browse 24/7
>>59343013
Hi Jovelyn
>tfw no jovelyn bf
>>59343030
t. Jovelyn
>>59342825
I'm not muslim
>>59342945
Probably because of the Homophobic (slightly) culture of the Philippines. A lot Filipino bronies are closet bronies.
>>59343001
I just found that on Equestria Daily a couple of years ago. But they have a lot of cons and events, but i'd have to sift through my MLP folder to find them.
Let me visit /asean/ thread for a while
>all posts are flips shitposting "jovelyn"
>all flips shitpost
>flips shit
Sorry /int/ for this mess.
>>59342454
Actually, it does. They are kinda similar. Both are small.
>>59343013
Someone spammed dutdut on a GMA news post. Facebook profile got found out. It was autistic as fuck, seriously that Facebook profile was fucking cringy. And he got butthurt so he deactivated his account. But then some other juanons found pictures of him.
Someone help me and show aus here a screen of his Facebook.
>>59343100
Hi Jovelyn
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>>59343136
Dutdut should be his nickname tbqhwy
