Invited: anyone but flips (except if they don't talk about their politics)
Bahasa melayu dan Indonesia disarankan
I'm Jovelyn Custodio
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
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>>59333210
say sorry to him pinoy chan. you guys made him like this.
>>59333238
Non-Javanese heathen please go away, the only tolerable Muslims are Javanese.
fuck /asean/ general desu
i fucking hate my countrymen
>inb4 t. jovelyn custodio
Pertagan max
>>59333317
t. jovelyn custodio
>>59333210
PUTANG INA DAPAT NAUNA ANG MEYOR
>>59333238
>be muslim
Alhamdulillah, better than a catholic flip
>>59333328
Selamat sore Blake
>>59333256
Qt nusantara girls
>>59333290
Shit tier propaganda.
>>59333374
>jovelyncustodio.jpg
>>59333375
I'm introducing new girl after Ilani
S I T I
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>>59333256
come back to /asean/ pls ;_;
Let's invite /otherSEAN/ too.
Please no ERP, guys.
>>59333414
Rat bar indeed
>>59333419
Hmmm selfie
>>59333374
Still the best girl.
>>59333419
do they fuck kaffirs
Why don't we make /asia/, better yet?
>>59333515
Yes, as long you're a white mualaf.
Convert to Islam now, "virgin" hijab girls are waiting for you!
>>59333541
It'll be full of people pretending to be Japanese or Korean, wouldn't it?
are girls owning smartphones halal?
>>59333541
>chinks and brown chinks in one thread
>>59333440
Only on one condition
>>59333598
Of course It's halal.
We are not middle eastern extremist afterall.
>>59333580
>Convert to Islam now
lmao
>>59333598
It is very simple really. Everything is halal unless stated otherwise
>>59333541
this thread is already asean+japanese, virtually.
>>59333666
>666
Lies, don't spew Satanic bullshits.
Claming this thread for supreme lord commander chancellor minister DUTERTE of Federal Republic of Philippines
>>59333666
Holy shit. Go away, satan.
Gak kerasa bentar lagi puasa gan
Why don't anybody talk about Bruneian politics?
What actually happens there beyond oils and sharia?
>>59333442
>other asean
there is only Pinoys, Malays and Indons feat. Singapore and Australia, special guest Japan
>>59333375
>>59333419
>>59333440
>>59333477
>>59333655
I would do them
Too bad theyre nuns
>>59333810
>aku ra poso
Piye mas rasane poso seko esuk kethuk sore, ra mangan ra ngombe?
>>59333810
Makanan apa yang biasa sinonim dengan bulan puasa di sana?
>>59333815
The entire country is 200,000 people. Even average Indonesian town has more things happening there.
Lautan yang luas
>>59333568
Is this taste good indon?
>>59333872
Rendang, ketupat. Jangan diklaim ya! Itu milik kita semua bersama!
I guess living in Brunei is fokken boring, as you have nothing to do there. They don't have any worthwhile touristy place, don't they?
>>59333145
It can't be helped. I'm out of /asean/ for the meantime until politics has died out.
hai
>>59333957
gan
Peribahasa yang sesuai buat pinoy dalam thread ini adalah:
Hidung tak mancung, pipi tersorong-sorong
Tak malu, memang sesuai la dengan hidung penyek pinoy wkwkwkwk
>>59333853
Ngomong apa sih njinx
>>59333872
Kolak, berbagai es, kurma, dll
>>59333948
Rendang dan ketupat kan lebih dekat dengan suasana lebaran. Kalau di sini bulan puasa biasanya orang cari bubur lambuk buat berbuka puasa.
>>59333947
this rare chips
>>59333367
Sore pak
Besok gue ujian masuk STAN, doain ya
>>59334029
>tak paham bahasa mayoritas
Dari Papua eh kau?
>>59334061
Kau beneran, dari Malaysia? Dari susunan kalimatmu terlihat kayak dari Indonesia kau itu.
>>59334005
allah memberkati anda dan semua orang-orang kafir akan mati
>>59334101
>minyak nabati
Implying it's not palm oil
>>59333835
non-nun half middle eastern
>>59333620
we keep britbong out of the thread, he usually initiate the ERP'ing
>>59334152
Moga-moga masuk ya! Sainganmu pada berat-berat semua.
Akhir bulan entar aku masuknya UGM.
>>59334163
You sound like a Christian Indon extremist, you should change your wording a bit.
memek nenek wkwkwkwk
>>59334237
Ayyyyyyyyy lmoa
>>59334157
Benar la mas. Kalau udah biasa nonton sinetron, dengar lagu-lagu Indo, gampang aja bicara pake dialek Indo
>>59333872
bnyak gan makanan khas Ramadhan. Tapi menurutku ngga jauh beda pula sama di Malaysia. Kebanyakan makanan berlemak & bersantan.
>>59334152
Gak ikut SNMPTN (or whatever the fuck it's called now)?
>>59334307
Mungkin kayak SMA 3 Semarang, sekolahnya saking kacaunya sampai seangkatan gak ada yang masuk SNM soalnya ada kesalahan pas pendaftarannya.
>>59334232
Amin, sebenernya gak niat masuk STAN sih bro, niat PNS doang wkwkwk
>>59334307
Gue udah kuliah bro, tapi gak sreg sama jurusan
>poland
>usa
>czechia
>>59334356
Kamu orang yang masuk Universitas Jakarta(?) tahun kemarin bukan?
>>59334286
To be fair, the current indonesian song and tv serial are complete shit. You better not watching or listening to it, dude.
>>59334396
Apa tuh Universitas Jakarta? Bukan bro
All these dirty malay muslims around me.
>>59334336
Itu yang salah SMA nya berarti? Kok bisa sampe salah (nginput) pendaftaran. Kasihan muridnya, yang harusnya keterima sama yg udah keterima gara2 kesalahan kalo sampe harus kepotong kuota
>>59334368
> 50 somalia flag
>>59334411
Lebih kurang je dengan sini
>>59334232
Jurusan opo dab? Mbayar piro saiki?
>>59334411
Triple dubs says the truth.
>>59334461
And you go look at yourself in the mirror, and be disgusted by the fact that you're a fucking chink, of all things.
>>59334466
Iya, lebih tepatnya stafnya kelihatannya. Soalnya ada yang salah sama proses pendaftarannya. Padahal SMA 3 itu sekolah favorit di Semarang lho.
>>59334504
Bayar nggo ndaftare? Isih 200k.
Nek bayar bar ketampa ne ra ngerti aku, ketoke aku bakal akeh deh, wongtuoku rada sugih (alhamdulilah & puji tuhan).
Arep milih HI karo Psikologi aku.
>>59334320
Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwwk
>Too much slang words in Indonesian casual conversation
>Google Translate doesn't even works
>>59334566
>HI
Jangan, gak guna, mending psikologi
>>59334606
Kontol kah ? pasti Kontol
wkwkwkwkw
>>59333947
>>59333541
>>59333688
Post something interesting, Japan.
>>59334606
Ngeluh mulu lu ngentot
test indon proxy
>>59334684
KONTOL WKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKOKWOKWOKWOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKOWKWOKWOKWOKWOKW
>>59334666
Go away, satan.
>>59334650
Bukan gan, tapi lu gua lu gua.
kadang tambah bahasa daerah ikutan nimbrung pula.
Woy yang di Jakarta nanti mau milih siapa? Gue sebenernya mau milih Ahok tapi nanti cokin-cokin babi deket rumah gue kesenengan
>>59334633
Serius? Padahal keliatannya salah satu jurusan yang paling top lho.
>>59334606
I'm almost surprised no one has ever made an Indonesia/Malaysia slang urban dictionary website yet
i wish you guys would die
memex?
Anyone wanna play Stellaris together? It's so boring without a human player.
>>59334782
It's pain in the ass, m8.
And no one will use it except Indo-Malay.
>>59334782
Kalau untuk bahasa gaul Indo, ada. Yang Malaysia je tak ada
https://kitabgaul.com/trending
Where are the fresh memes?
Lads i'm speaking with a qt malay girl on okcupid,Any advice?.
>>59334633
Psikologi? More like pengangguran lol
>>59334837
Whoah, calm down.
Try to be civil here.
>>59334782
Maybe the slang words are just too numerous, because they're spoken as second language by hundreds of million people?
>>59334900
It was just a wish
>>59334880
ask for nudes
>>59334865
rima kasih kawan
>>59334837
>>59334908
We all will die eventually.
So, that's not a problem at all.
Where the fuck are the Filipinos? I thought /asean/ was dominated by the most powerful race
>>59334908
Careful, human minds are more powerful than you thought.
>>59334940
untuk >>59334867
>>59334964
Well then, I wish I was dead.
>>59334960
THEY CAN'T STAND ACTUAL DISCUSSIONS.
It's simple, isn't it?
>>59334995
Oh. I can deal with that then.
>>59335030
Oh, sorry then.
Now, what will we discuss?
>>59335069
Would federalism work in a country as small as ours?
>>59334880
From what I heard Malay girls in general are more strict & religious than Indo girls in general.
So, just take it slowly and good luck.
>>59334940
Sama-sama, bro.
>>59334769
Ya bukannya gak guna sih, cuma gue kuliah pengen jurusan yang dicari, HI kurang dicari perusahaan, paling jadi jurnalis bro
>>59334883
Psikologi bisa jadi HRD, guru bk, psikolog, lebih guna daripada HI imo
>>59334960
you have no power here Filip the brown
This is just as bad as the flip shitposting in /asean/
Bunch of hypocrite cunts
>>59335107
t. flip
>>59335107
t. jovelyn
>>59335107
>Nusantara
>be ourself
>Bunch of hypocrite cunts ?
>>59335082
I don't think island country, especially countries like Indonesia and Philippines are suited for federalism. Well it won't work for Indonesia since the distance between islands and the diversity of each island is dangerous since everyone will keep asking for more and more autonomy.
But as for Philippines, you guys aren't that diverse, no? And the distance between islands aren't as big as Indonesia so probably you guys would do fine with federalism.
Thomas Uber ditayangin di TV gk y?
>>59335107
All generals are bad in general. Usually filled with circle jerking and pseudo intellectual shitfuck. That's why Australians are the best fucking posters in 4chan
>>59335107
I don't really mind if PH talking about their culture because it's also interesting, but recently they've always talking about politics 24/7.
Tanya gan, apa kita dulu separah filipina waktu pemilu presiden kemarin?
Ane dulu cuma main di /a/ doang soalnya.
>>59335244
TV 7 gan
>>59335382
Ok je, kalau filipin ni macam betul betul autistik, orang cuba bincang pasal hal lain pun tak diendahkan dan tak berhenti 24/7.
>>59335382
Entah mengapa negara lain justru ikut-ikutan 'ngerayain' pemilu kita, orang-orang Malaysia pada ngedukung Prabowo
>>59335382
Jujur aja? Sama kacaunya.
Yang dukung Jokowi sama Prabowo sama-sama ngespam tentang politik terus, dari pagi sampai subuh kayak gitu terus. Udah gitu nanti ada selingan "cina babi cina brengsek" terus. Lumayan seru sih tapi sebenernya.
gan ane abis coli gan hehe
puta
>>59335504
this, gak ada bedanya malah lebih runyam sepertinya
>>59335504
>>59335582
Tapi gak ada yang protes wkwkwkwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV0facLoRJA
Vokalis band ini asalnya dari indo. Kalau di Indonesia, ada apa gak artis-artis dari sini yang popular di sana selain yang jadul2 seperti Siti Nurhaliza dll. Yang aku tahu, Elizabeth Tan mulai dikenali di Indonesia.
>>59335299
>flip /pol/
>ERP
choose
>>59335582
>>59335634
Hehehehe. We are hypocrite as fuck, aren't we.
>>59335477
Pemilu Malaysia kapan, gan?
>>59335634
Mungkin soalnya kita ngespamnya pake Bahasa Indonesia, jadi pada gak ada yang dong.
>>59335688
>tfw never listened to domestic music
>>59335723
ERP all the way
at least i can become qt litle girl
>>59335778
well you got a point
>>59335688
Siapa itu Elizabeth Tan? Gue taunya Too Phat
>>59335688
Emak gw fans berat Siti Nurhaliza dari doi masih perawan sampe beranak sekarang
I hate /asean/ thanks for making this thread
>>59335688
Yang saya kenal baru baru ini sih penyanyi genre Melayu sih, gan, bukan Pop.
Dia jadi juri acara audisi di TV nasional Indo. Suaranya bagus kata keluarga ku, tapi aku sendiri lupa namanya siapa.
>>59335299
itu meme tu
>>59335867
untuk >>59335828
>8
>>59335728
Terpulang pada Najib. Selewat-lewatnya tahun 2018.
>>59335828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gW3WUrYIRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEajOCz3CVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEBM5awPf3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdDWEz_mHms
>>59335836
SIti kalau nyanyi lagu irama asli memang best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EboBhKWUWSA
>>59335723
ERP & Memenose are fine.
Also, flip post some dank meme sometimes.
>>59335959
>2018
Still long way to go.
>>59336223
Love is blind.
Lust is blind too, it seems. I bet that guy had her nudes already.
>>59335986
give it a week, flip politics will die in few weeks. pisonet teens will go to school soon and we can reunite in one thread :)
>>59336272
>Philippines is best girl
Lies and slander
>>59335986
>ERP & Memenose are fine.
>ERP
>fine
pic related
>>59336064
https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilihan_raya_DUN_Sarawak_2016
Pemilu yang baru sahaja selesai adalah pilihan raya negeri Sarawak. BN menang 72 daripada 82 kerusi.
>>59335778
Hold on! No. There can be no ERP until you show us some tits with timestamp
>>59336272
what about the meme boy from before
>>59336223
Thank god, my people aren't as fluent as PH in english. Their conversations are cringey too, actually.
But, why the fuck you friends with those people?
>>59336321
I actually have to blame Opposition for screwing up big time by squabbling and putting too much focus on Peninsular politics rather than State issues
>>59336377 <----- This is a good post
>>59336322 <------ This is a bad post
>>59336381
>>59335986
>ERP are fine
Dont start it kontol
>>59336594
Maaf, pak ustadz.
Memex
>>59336763
Looks like Raisa a bit
Well, paling enggak di sini gak ada homo yang ngeERP di sini.
>>59333541
I'd be down with East Asian Co-Prosperity sphere if it were headed by the Philippines (Master race)
>>59336272
pls dont bring lewd anime in here
Siapa yang milih Yusril nanti pas pemilu Jakarta?
Gue desu, gue pengen bikin teman ahok butthurt kalau ahok kalah.
>>59336322
here we go, the britbong is coming
>>59336795
Man, old Raisa is fat.
>>59337009
But now she's perfect, with her tight body and all...
>>59336938
this is 2/3rd /asean/ and /asean/ = lewd animu
>>59336945
>yusril
And which party will carry him? It'll be Ahok vs Sandiaga uno vs Djarot
What is ERP?
>>59336945
Gue juga, gue mau milih ahok biar reddit nangis
>>59337170
Enterprise resource planning
>>59337127
PBB?
Lagipula gue gak pedulia siapa itu yang penting Ahok kalah, gue cuman pengen minum air mata teman ahok.
>>59337210
>milih Ahok biar reddit nangis
Emang sekarang tokoh yang mereka dukung siapa?
>>59337210
>>59337268
*milih yusril
>>59337170
Eneng Rupanya Penyot
WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK
>>59337170
event related potential
>>59337268
>PBB
kek, they dont have any single chair on parliament. And you need 22 chairs to be a candidate. The only party that can have their own candidate is PDI-P. PKS will join Gerindra for Sandiaga Uno. Golkar will probably suck PDI-P dick. Theres no hope for Yusril.
>>59337120
this is not /asean/ you stupid
this is /nusantara/ , pure, innocent and sacred place
>>59337268
/r/indonesia is the biggest self hating community i've ever seen.
Also, It seems that they're supporting West Papua Liberation. Literally Aussie's bitch.
>>59337596
Don't be so mean, anon.
/asean/ is turning shit. seriously bro its out of kontol
>>59337596
>this is /nusantara/
>where it happens to be located in /asean/ region
you're right anon i'm sorry
>>59337120
Fuck off
>>59337705
Fuck off
>>59337120
at least its not /ausean/
>>59337895
EDGY
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G
Y
>>59337923
>/ausean/ was a mistake
>>59337875
Itu si homok yang dari indo yang ngehancurin /asean/. Gue udah ngira bakal begitu pas dia dateng dan beneran kejadian.
>>59337949
BACOD
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O
D
>>59337875
Uh, reminds me of Slug Grandma in Monster Inc.
>>59337959
Ngentot, lu yg homo wowowkwokwokwowk
>>59337885
/asean/ is just like our whole body while /nusantara/ is the heart, so we better keep our heart clean and pure from those disgusting lewd poster
>>59338946
>ngelakuin ERP
>dikatain homo
>"l-lo yang homo!"
Homo teriak homo
Sorry I'm late
>>59341947
No worries, please, have a sit
allahu akbar
>>59334101
halala ayy lmao
