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glenns vodka edition
cara.
lids
brummie niggers out
katie x
Wew lads
>>59315760
white brummies in
got called a racist in glens lads
*cums on u*
>>59313696
>He doesn't drink Absolut Vodka (premium tolerance, from Sweden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHCzV2FrSM
>I'm depressed
Who isn't? We're all gonna die one day and that's terrifying. We just distract ourselves with pointlessness until the inevitable.
>>59315769
haha alri think we pushed poleaboo a bit too hard
>>59315807
I'm the boy on top
http://exhentai.org/g/933745/de0b776a75/
>>59315819
I have a personal embargo against Swedish products, I've never bought a hijab in my life because of this.
>>59315819
>2016
>not exclusively drinking cognac if it's spirits
>>59315807
don't do that
>>59315784
>>59315701
just because you don't like him because he doesn't like you doesn't mean he wasn't at least a mediocre and benign president
>We just distract ourselves with pointlessness until the inevitable.
elon musk
>>59315836
tube trains are very awkward experiences
ITT: Indians and Pakis
Kyary
Me on the left
hmm
>>59315882
Or what? You'll cum on me?
>>59315827
nice, just don't end up in alum rock
dunno if you're a billionaire but the ideal would be a qt apartment next to the canals down the jewellery quarter
>>59315902
SpaceX are based
>>59315887
I think my smug face collection more than proves my argument
>Obama was a good president TBQH lads, him not liking you is not a reason to hate him
>ywn look like a young Ernest Hemingway
Why live?
>>59315933
>1910=music started
>>59315868
>I have a personal embargo against Swedish products
Ah, how come you're importing one of our finest products then? I mean, you're up to 50% in London, I believe.
Can /brit/ redpill me about Liverpool and girls from there?
>>59315887
>benign
>doubled national debt
>worsened race relations to the point of Baltimore
>fucking Obongocare which has increased premiums for almost everyone bar retarded black single mothers
top kek
Nottingham > Birmingham
Lads I finally manned up today and I started to stare at the qt that catches the same bus as me. She would occasionally look at me before so I thought that she didn't find me repulsive at least. Any way we'd do our thing - look at each other and quickly look away once the other looked back, only this time when she looked at me I stared straight into her eyes and gave a big smile. I did this for at least 2 minutes so she'd know I was looking at her. She would now and then glance, but then stopped completely. I feel like shit, I could literally feel her interest in me dissipate as I did it. I fucked up. Fuck.
>>59315859
Underrated post
>>59315967
can't see webms tbqh
>>59316035
fuck off poortherner
>>59316024
It's in the top 3 scummiest places in Britain, the other two are London and Birmingham.
>>59315805
what happened?
>>59315924
the spaniards are weirdly comfortable with extended eye contact during the tube. there's no adverts to read and everyone just looks at each other for the whole trip
i literally know most of the metro map by now cos its the only thing non human to look at haha
Man, it's inevitable that a least a few of us will get cancer. Shit.
i don't like how stupid i am
>>59316059
>the economic centres are the scummiest
ahh yes
What's the best Oasis song lads?
>>59316072
you may as well be yanks
>>59316103
i dont like that im wasting away my potential.
i mean i could be sucking cock right now instead of shitposting on /int/
>>59316061
verbally and physically assaulted some minorities
>>59316082
Not me (have a method)
>>59316082
Not me, I drink Innocent Smoothies.
>>59316120
>you
how new
>>59316103
>59316103
faggot
>>59316128
haha same
>>59316116
citrus punch
>>59316082
Hope its not me tbf, I want to live a long life
>>59316082
not me, i inject myself with cannabis oil daily
>>59316082
>a few of us
I've got bad news lid
Having a comfy wank as I shitpost
Used to be very comfortable wearing my glasses but now I'm afraid of looking like a numale tbqh. Might have to take the plunge into contacts.
>>59316145
essex went home a month ago
dont care about some irrelevant infrequent poster that arrived 2 days ago
originally laneman
recent roadman convert
>>59316128
flag checks out
ahh excellent very impressive
>>59316024
best city
best girl
>>59316197
Is a roadman like Rainman?
i'm not actually stupid. i just pretend to be. it's my gimmick
>>59316196
literal mong
he posts here everyday
he's a fellow brummie at uni there
niggers
>>59316191
Voice recognition software?
>>59316229
this post is in itself a gimmick
>An actual post discussing the culture of a nation, worth debate
>A shitpost
Which one gets the most replies?
Fucking starving but can't be arsed to make any food.
cooplands > greggs
*glomps everyone in this thread*
>>59316243
>he's a fellow brummie
That explains why he's a terrible poster.
>>59316290
good lad
>>59316275
>hey blog, this happened
>fat aussie housemate is having sex, again
being a girl is so fucking easy
>>59316245
please take that regressive language to another website thanks
>>59316268
the shitpost, you don't have to piss about replying seriously
>spic internet f is sleeping outside in a tent when he owns a house
what is he doing
>>59316317
*cuddles you*
:3
>>59316324
Barge in and ask if there's room for 3.
>>59316317
Isn't this my twitter feed?
>>59316345
gets bloody hot in the summer lad
sayers > cooplands > greggs
>>59316345
i am tempted to sleep outside
its almost 30c in my room
BIT CHILLY ATM
>>59316324
Pretty annoying even the most disgusting troll like women can still get sex easy with decent looking blokes.
imagine living in a hot country
literally hell on earth
>>59316379
never heard of the 2 former
>>59316313
no bully pls i do good posts
>>59316379
Chatwins > everything else 2bh.
>>59316379
>sayers
literally who
>>59316410
Went to France once, it was 32 degrees out, my bollocks were fused to my legs.
>>59316410
imagine living in a cold country
You'd literally, LITERALLY, die if you didn't own a house or could afford heat.
I need feminism because
>>59316345
sounds like cartel business
never associate with him again
>>59316412
southerner
>>59316409
just shows how pathetic men are tbqh
we'd shag ANYTHING
>>59316422
fuck off you irritating twat
>>59316412
spotted the southerner
>>59316459
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
what do i need to install that will enable me to read meta data on a webm when one is posted?
>>59316459
i need feminism because i dont wanna feel less manly because i need a strap-on when i have intercourse with my gf
>>59316461
Okay, I trust you on this
>>59316409
Don't see how this is true. I'm a virgin NEET and still have standards.
>>59316473
>>59316507
midlands 2bh
>>59316557
thats why you're a virgin NEET
>>59316410
dad moved to qatar for work
literally felt like I was walking in a hair dryer
and there were pakis everywhere
>>59316557
Lots of lads don't give a fuck, they'll shag anything with a fanny.
>>59316422
Are you the left-wing Spaniard?
>>59316480
*blocks your negative energy*
>>59316571
>midlands
>mid
pick a side lad
>>59316551
it happens m8
you'll end up being smuggled into America with a fistful of coke up your dick
>>59316595
me out of frame
>>59316603
He is the bane of my existence.
>>59316590
>im insecure so im gonna make "funny" faces around pretty girls to cover-up my autism
sad
>he wasnt in central europe during the 2003 heat wave
it was 40 degrees for a week straight
Feel depressed 2bh.
>have to go see my gran tomorrow
>two and a half hour drive
>don't want to go
>she'll be dead soon
>mum will be mad if I don't go
Should I stay or go?
And so begins my 14th day without wanking.
(could really go for a wank)
>>59316617
if I HAD to pick a side then it would be the north
but I get triggered when southern fairies say birmingham is the poorth
>>59316438
>Chatwins
>located mainly in Cheshire
Think I've got a doxx on you :^]
>>59316668
If you go there will be trouble
but if you stay there will be double
Help me choose which dresses to buy
>>59316650
he was shagging her tbf
>>59316659
me on the left
>>59316654
>The 2003 European heat wave led to the hottest summer on record in Europe since at least 1540.
wew
don't help him or encourage him
>>59316603
neither of those things 2bh
>>59316668
If you don't go and see her then she dies you'll only feel devastation
Just think in her lifetime all she's done for this nation
>>59316668
Go you fucking cunt
You're lucky to have family that isn't trash
oldfags report in
>>59316677
>if I HAD to pick a side then it would be the north
good lad
>mfw 25 degrees
>>>/qa/528396
>literally trying to be a janitor
haha what the fuck lads
>>59316692
this is what your brothers are doing
meanwhile you are buying dresses
>Stan is voiced by Seth McFarlane
>Hayley is voiced by his sister
>Hayley keeps putting on a cutsie voice and calling Stan "Daddy"
CREEPY!
Tell me about yourselves, /brit/. Who are you? What is your story? Thousands of us come here daily, and yet we leave no impact upon eachother. Each and everyone one of us has our own life. I want to know abut your hardships, your triumphs, and memories. Could I have ever met one of you in real life in passing, or maybe you're really my best friend. I wonder how many before us that have shared this little general on this tiny board on this slice of the internet have passed away.
normies ruin everything
>>59316704
yeah lad it was mad
thousands of people died cause it was so hot
i didnt have school for a while because they said it was too hot to come in
even at night the temperature was consistently like 36 degrees
>>59316692
I'd avoid tight skirts if you've got big man thighs 2bh
>>59316692
what sites are these from
might buy a few of them
>>59316781
just a lad t b h
>>59316692
first: middle
second: right
third: left
fourth: none
>>59316780
we did it reddit!
Geez I have to wear hoodies in this weather lad. Not wearing them accentuates my fat and flab, and hoodies do good to cover up my man tits.
were you given the weekend off, wagecuck?
>>59316808
eBay, they're cheap ones from China
>>59316805
Duly noted
>>59316819
Agree those are good ones but what about top: left and second: left
>>59316850
Why do you care what other people think mate?
>>59316808
post belly
>>59316891
Yep. They're paying me more tomorrow to not be in work than the government pities you with all week
>>59316877
how is this "trying to be a janitor"?
does he think he's going to get the general banned or something?
guys do u know this feeling? this feeling has been very hard on me lately
ok, im gonna post the feeling down below
pls leave a comment regarding how you feel about the feel that im going to post
ok here:
>that feeling when no gf
>>59316925
My nick name is Timmy Titties lad. Everyone around here calls me that.
>>59316763
I'd rather have a white master/mistress/bf desu
>>59316654
not particularly special on a global scale 2bh
>>59316961
I think he's spamming threads because he wants the janitor to delete all of them
>>59317009
you'd have to have a pretty retarded janny to throw the real thread out with the bathwater
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e66_1463152038
>tfw I rode on the exact same ride in Southend
scary
![[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3t5yGdD.jpg "[Coalgirls] Yuru Yuri Season 2 - 10 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [78B72263].mkv snapshot 08.31 [2016.02.10 10.17.53]")
Going to get stoned and watch anime lads
>>59317009
>delete all of them
Including the real thread I mean
>>59316997
all i need is a sexual outlet, not a gf, they would take too much time and effort that would be better spent spamming anime memes and shitposting on 4chan
How long is this fucking weather going to last lads?
>>59316896
>Agree those are good ones but what about top: left and second: left
The very top left one doesn't look so great tbf, and I usually like utilitarian/minimalist things. Second left is alright.
Remember to model these dresses for /brit/ but only if you're a guy desu.
>>59317046
good lad
>>59317040
>retarded janny
bit redundant lad
Ben Garrison? Fuck me I haven't heard that name for ages mate. Pull up a sandbag and let me tell you a tale or two.
I was in Bens troop in the Regiment during desert storm he was known as a nasty fucker but seemed to like me and my nickname "Heinrich" given due to my Grandad was in the SS but settled over here after the war when he was
released from his POW camp. When he found this out he pumped me for every detail of grandpas service and listened with rapt attention as I reeled off the battles he was in. He also asked if he took care of any jews
to which I replied I didn't know. He just winked at me tapping his nose saying "Sure mate, I understand" and that was my introduction to him.
Fast forward to the Gulf where we are sent behind the lines hunting the Scuds that were being launched at Israel, we kept getting sent possible locations over the radio but Ben never seemed to find them before the moved on
This was strange as he was known as one of the best navigators in the Regiment but couldn't seem to locate them before they launched.
All this changes one day when we almost tripped over one being prepped for launch I break out the radio to call in an airstrike but Ben stops me from doing so
"Ben what the fuck mate? We have to destroy it before its launched"
"No stay back and watch for any patrols they may have"
"It will take 2 seconds to radio it in"
"Shut the radio down thats a fucking order"
So I did what I was told and we were soon treated to a real live scud launch and ben watches it rise to the heavens on its way to Israel with this strange smile on his face and I swear he whispers
"das ist für Sie mein Führer"
Anyway after the war we find out it hit a school and killed a load of kids and Ben was court martialled for not calling the air strike in, I was called to give evidence and when he seen me on the stand he just shook his head and said
"Et tu anon? I thought you of all people would understand why"
>>59317082
me on the pull
>>59316999
Get on it then, put some time into it, think about how fucking disgraced they'll look when you pull it back and throw it in their faces.
>>59317078
>ben 10 bag
Laffin out loud
>>59317118
where did you get this video of me
>>59317058
>he doesnt wanna have a qt appreciate him
>sexual outlet
your hand will do
>>59317077
Thanks for your input, lad
They're from China so it'll be a while before I post pics
>>59317118
Was kind of hoping it was a trap but still not bad
>>59317131
I go jogging every morning lad. I wear trackies and a sweatshirt. It's fucking unbearable.
Going to bed night
>>59317256
nn x
>>59317256
sleep tight
The British Empire had no faults.
Prove me wrong foreigners.
>>59317118
Is that the guy who did the elephant trunk video that was spammed on here a month ago?
>this advert i keep getting before youtube videos
jesus tittyfucking christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJ4e4MJXxU
Do you guys think that the Coen Brothers are aware of Wales? They've had two characters with very Welsh names.
>Also, the only times I've ever seen Wales mentioned in TV is when Cartman says he hates Wales and in Archer when they drop a bomb on it.
You lads ever wonder if Jesus just got sick of life and offed himself
>>59317228
You'll get there lad. Think about the slags at the end of the tunnel.
>>59317303
>advert
>before youtube videos
wat
>>59317303
>advert
FONT
>>59317303
>Not using Ublock
>#Refugees welcome is happening
Not sure which I'm more disgusted by 2bh.
Why is this webm so accurate?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462971129091.webm
Why is watching happenings happen so comfy?
ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
>>59317301
No idea. Just found it on /gif/
>>59317319
no not really
>>59317303
leftist dogshite
thank god their shares are tumbling
>Of all the brave birds that ever I see,
>The owl is the fairest in her degree.
>For all the day long she sits in a tree
>And when the night comes away flies she.
>Tu whit, tu whoo, to whom drinks thou
>Sir knave to thee
>This song is well sung I make you a vow
>And he is a knave that drinketh now,
>Nose, nose, nose, nose,
>And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
>Cinnamon and ginger, nutmeg and cloves,
>And that gave me gave me this jolly red nose.
>>59317378
really makes you think
>>59317378
Put the Ket down mate.
>>59317346
this you?
>>59317378
>actually read through all this
good post
>>59317411
i know that song from songs and music of the redcoats
>>59317425
ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59317303
literally sick to my stomach
>>59317390
Twitter and Facebook both manipulate the news to fit the leftist narrative.
Despise both 2bh
>>59317411
>I wanted more
>Than life could ever grant me
>Bored by the chore
>Of saving face
A reminder that Yanks are better than us in every single way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/13/my-daughter-and-nephew-have-an-inappropriate-relationship
wew
why is literally every rich person in america jewish
are jews genetically hardwired for finance or something
Did this guy really stop?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cum_Collector
about to finish day 3 of quitting smoking
from what i've read the worst is already over, i'm gonna make it lads
>>59317321
No slags for me lad. Only hot qts to love.
>>59317454
Is that some sorta Dragon Quest? Haven't played it since 8 on PS2.
>>59317346
It's the relief.
Life revolves around stress. Throughout school, you are stressed. Exams, revision, trying not to fuck up your life, etc. Then comes work. More misery and distress.
Watching a global happening is comfy because in that instant, you realize that everything you were stressing and worrying about is irrelevant now. All your stress has been lifted off you.
There's no more order. No more consequences. You don't have to listen to a boss. It's every man for himself. It's humans going back to their natural roots. It is the absence of established civilization. It is the exit from the rat race.
This is why watching happenings is comfy.
>>59317472
ZZ Top are literal shit but yanks are responsible for the two best rock bands ever formed, The Doors and Eagles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NGq60CGkwA
not much gay posting tonight lads ;w;
how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?
>>59317423
Into my heart an air that kills ...
>>59317454
:3 what type will he be tho
>There's no more order. No more consequences. You don't have to listen to a boss. It's every man for himself. It's humans going back to their natural roots. It is the absence of established civilization. It is the exit from the rat race.
i'll never be british
>>59317520
Eagles are pop/rock bullshit and I love it. Brits had better rock bands in that era though.
alright lads how are we haha
>>59317565
You can be by taking up arms and refusing to recognise the United States.
>>59317565
I'll never be an American
orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watching a porn but not having a wank because my sex drive is so low hahahahahahahahah mostly doing it to see the intimacy LOL
>>59317535
Houseman has some sick lines tbf
>tfw i only wrote 1/4 take home essays in my writing course and still passed
>>59317515
very good post
just done a cheeky bit of drink driving to obtain some more brandy lads
encountered 2 police cars during my journey (one was blue lighting) but they didn't have a clue what was going on
>>59317565
don't worry bb
i still think you're qt
>>59317118
whenever i watch porn now the first thing i think of is if the girls got a willy, can't help it
>>59317620
>mostly doing it to see the intimacy LOL
i-imagine being this sad hahaha
>>59317447
I know it from the Wiltshire County Council.
>>59317469
>Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
>Be they crispy or from Wendys.
>Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
>on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
>Mummy lifts me to the car,
>To find me tendies near and far.
>Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
>in comfy big boy booster seats.
>McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
>But of my tendies none remains.
>She tries to make me take a nappy,
>But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
>Tendies are the only food,
>That puts me in the napping mood.
>I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
>I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
>Tendies are my heart's desire,
>Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
>Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
>But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
>My good-boy points were fairly earned,
>To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
>But there's no tendies on my plate!
>Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
>"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
>YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
>I screech while hurling into her eyes,
>My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
>For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
>Never forget my chicken tenders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRUinEy6pms
(fire emoji) (fire emoji) (fire emoji)
LOL WHAT DOES HEEM MEAN???
SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THEY COULD HEEM MY GRANDMA AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAHA
IT SOUNDS FUNNY THO xD
>>59317635
very glad someone appreciates my rapier wit and insight, unlike this lad >>59317556
>>59317686
too late now
no proofs
>>59317699
fuck up cunt suck ur nan
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
t. poster a first year student has
>>59317689
good song tbqh
I am going to go to the shower now
How do I wash my hair so that I don't wake up with uncontrollable, retarded, dry, thick hair that won't budge unless extremely greasy?
>>59317741
scotland is the root of all evil
>>59317756
Thanks lad need a (you)
I am going to go to the shower now
How do I wash my hair so that I don't wake up with uncontrollable, retarded, dry, thick hair that won't budge unless extremely greasy
L I T E R A L L Y JUST SPENT 2 GRAND BOOKING A VISIT TO FINLAND BECAUSE OF /INT/ MEMES
>>59317756
don't fucking take pity on me, i can stand on my own two feet you bastard
delete this RIGHT NOW
>>59317769
Unironically agree with this.
>>59317801
I think you need this. God bless.
Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot
Roll up slow, then I park that coupe
And the game got fucked by the darkskin yout
Oh well, should've been watching
He was gone by the time that they clocked him
#MERKY, #SKENGMAN
What's the last one? Yeah, #PROBLEM
They should've stopped him, I don't run out of bars
Just like Chip, I don't run out of bars
Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make fuckboys run out of bars
Big 45 might bun out your clart
No safety, that might dun out your dance
Knock on your door like oi rudeboy, look
Forget the hype, just come out the yard
See the lightskin girls used to cuss me
Now the lightskin girls, they love me
Word to J Hus, man are ugly
But this rap ting's sick, man, trust me
Nobody can't claim that they buss me
Cuh man was out there on a fuckery
Plus we don't even tark too much
That's the reason why your girl wanna fuck me
I don't really care about your friend
Bare likkle fish never been on the ends
Yeah, you go hard but we go harder
You shut down but nigga, I leng
You turn up but nigga, I rep
Why do man love getting me vexed?
Here for the lightskin girl with the big bumper
And the black bredrin with the breasts
>>59317789
with shampoo you imbecile
>>59317756
>two (you)s
Ta seppo
>>59317742
nah there fucking shit m80
>>59317756
Could I have another one please?
>>59317796
Good lid
Bring some new memes back with you
>>59317841
I have tried both shampoo and no shampoo
I have tried both towel dry and blow dry
>>59317868
kek
I remember that
>>59317835
>tfw you go to the park with the lads and spit some bars over an old instrumental and accidentally get 30 million views, sell 400,000 records and get a gold plaque
>>59316072
Which city, m8?
I'm so bored. I've got mates at uni but they are a really different crowd compared to my mates back home and we don't have that many common interests and hobbies. Sometimes go to the cinema and go out for dinner or lunch but that's it.
Flatmates are okay but once again not really my type of people. Usually just sat in my room chatting back to mates back home, watching shit or doing work. Anyone else feel homesick and bored as fuck at uni? Only recently started realising this.
>>59317866
>there
mate are u fucking retarded or something?
>>59317866
Sure thing, they basically give me these for free. Just have to do a little work for google.
>>59317878
buy better shampoo
>>59317756
thanks lad nice one
>>59317868
>>59317903
is that actually real?
>>59317906
Madrid m8, wbu?
>>59317868
Is this real?
>>59317949
wow that's so lucky! x
>>59317878
>Missing conditioner
Why?
>>59317949
lmao what an obvious shop
do you really think people are getting fooled by that? haha wow
flip flop between wanting to achieve great things and just wanting to die. due to this i never make any major headway hahahahahaha
>>59317958
Maybe ...
>>59317922
>u
oi mush r u a stoopid ugly mental wanka pedofile or summit
>>59317924
Another one nigga
>>59317986
does nothing
>>59317868
this cant be real
>>59317958
hgehehehehe ye my wife's son showed me it (hehe get it, wife';s son, its a cuckolding reference) hahahahahahahah
>>59316197
Calleman surely....
I was a roadman, but it was getting a bit hectic so I've recently become cul-de-sacman. The hours are better, less responsibility to the group.
>>59317907
You work?
>>59318012
it is
came a long way from when whites never used to mix with blacks
now all my white niggers and my black mates, we got the game on smash
>>59317868
Is this for realsies?
>>59318007
Okay, but this is the last one. I need to poo in the loo.
>>59318024
don't get it can you explain further?
>>59318007
>mental wanka
what did he mean by this?
got a strong desire to grow breasts and cut my dick off
the jews are to blame for this
>>59318123
describe your desire
enlighten us
>>59318123
I'll take that dick if it's going spare
>>59318116
>improper grammar
What did the ugly stupid mental wanker paedophile imply by that?
>>59318082
Thanks man, I've had my days fix.
>>59318123
would love to be a girl desu, biologically though
but i'm not, i'm a man so i might as well live as one instead of mutilating myself
fuck trannys
>>59318210
>mental wanker
is this someone who wanks to pictures in their head?
>>59318245
be ur real self bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enz1nlpxe-Y
want a baby sea lion lads
>>59318245
>fuck trannys
hot
>tfw decided to quit weed
>the few friendships I had left are mostly based around weed
real abnormie life coming soon
need a job lads
>>59318161
i want to grow long hair, shave my legs, wear make-up, and be somebody's gf
jews did this to me with their mind control tv shows and public elementary schools
>>59318163
have at it
>>59318245
been saying that for years but now i want to just kill myself because i'll never manage either
obviously this is the jews fault
>>59318292
no it means a wanker who is mental also
something u r
me and the lads
>>59318330
me on the bottom :(
>>59318337
same thing happened to me
been an abnormie neet for the past 2 years now
feels lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
>>59318366
hmmmm
looks a bit bent, that
hmmmm
>>59318386
wew lad
you're p subby
>>59317961
Madrid a shit
>>59318306
i am
>>59318355
if you do it you will probably regret it and kill yourself anyway
>>59318366
>Lowe's.
Mate, step it up.
feelin a bit down lads
>>59318413
had an interview on tuesday which i'm waiting to here from
there's still some hope for me
>>59318465
quite the catch-22 isn't it
>>59318447
kiwi a shit
sorry for not replying lad i'm working on an essay due for v soon xx
>>59318442
It's hard being a turtle
>>59318481
cheer up
>>59318510
it's bloody qt
>Hark now the drums beat up again
>For all true soldier gentlemen,
>Then let us list and march, I say,
>Over the Hills and far away.
>Over the hills and o'er the main
>To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
>Queen Anne commands and we'll obey,
>Over the hills and far away.
>All gentlemen that have a mind,
>To serve the queen that's good and kind,
>Come list and enter into pay,
>Then over the hills and far away.
>Over the hills and o'er the main
>To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
>Queen Anne commands and we'll obey,
>Over the hills and far away.
>No more from sound of drum retreat,
>While Marlborough and Galway beat,
>The French and Spaniards every day,
>When over the hills and far away.
>Over the hills and o'er the main
>To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
>Queen Anne commands and we'll obey,
>Over the hills and far away.
The bloody Chinese (children) are bouncing a bloody basketball right near my fence and it's not even 10am yet.
Chinese genocide when?
can one of you lads post the YT video of that girl talking about jews and how bad they are?
thanks x
>>59318520
cheers mate feelin better now
>>59318578
Here la': https://gyazo.com/7168b7eba1378287061e8a98ed7f8ae8
>>59318051
Yeah
>>59318508
Agreed...I'm English mate
Es el curso en ingles or español?
