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gazza edition
cara
*chiki cha*
KATIE x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd6PEDuROb0
no word of a lie lads
i've shagged one of the birds who dances in the back of this video
It's at least two of our birthdays. What did you get us?
>>59318622
>>59318594
>>59318606
Congrats, first three posters get (You)s
>Hark now the drums beat up again
>For all true soldier gentlemen,
>Then let us list and march, I say,
>Over the Hills and far away.
>Over the hills and o'er the main
>To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
>Queen Anne commands and we'll obey,
>Over the hills and far away.
>All gentlemen that have a mind,
>To serve the queen that's good and kind,
>Come list and enter into pay,
>Then over the hills and far away.
>Over the hills and o'er the main
>To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
>Queen Anne commands and we'll obey,
>Over the hills and far away.
>No more from sound of drum retreat,
>While Marlborough and Galway beat,
>The French and Spaniards every day,
>When over the hills and far away.
>Over the hills and o'er the main
>To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
>Queen Anne commands and we'll obey,
>Over the hills and far away.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4
anime desu
got mum a book for her birthday
:)
>>59318642
it's my best mate's birthday today too
Kyary
>>59318666
youre an awful son, not giving her what she really wants
>>59318653
>YWN be a British soldier fighting the foreigner in the name of the empire
how old are your parents?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Democratic_Party_of_Russia
>liberal democratic
>Ideology: Pan-Russianism[3][4]
Right-wing populism[5]
Russian ultranationalism[6]
Russian Imperialism
Uhh...
>>59318715
but she asked for it :(
Tempted to ask out one of the qt girls at work but I'm worried she'll be angry when she finds out I'm a druggie degenerate
all these bitches want is the yay and the jagerbombs
you can catch me skanking in the rave with your babymums
why is /brit/ the most popular general on int?
>>59318751
50 something
>>59318763
she wants the d
>>59318653
Is there a modern version of this that includes Lizzy?
>>59318751
mam 48 dad 57
>>59318641
could have got someone actually decent at dnb to do the backing track
>>59318805
Britannia rules the web
>>59318751
both 63
nige is literally a british hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCm6LNj7P0
>>59318805
jf generals are shite
>>59318818
dont say that stuff about my mum please
it's not very nice
>>59318874
you'll have to cane me till i get the message
A reminder that when we get together with the yanks we make some of the best music there will ever be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_aYibUx1B8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKGuaN0Nt1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsglRLoUdtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>>59318838
How old are you
people with old parents are weird and smell weird
>>59318826
might aswell be grime desu
do you even listen to vocal dnb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uuBGqO4GhE
>>59318922
I'm 21 and a bit autistic
coming straight out of brumtown
yeah we come to shutdown
sister is unironically a prostitute
>>59318947
your "dad" cummed in your mums 41 year old vagina
>>59318606
A reminder that the reason why this Dutch cunt likes Cara so much is because she looks similar to a boy and the Dutch are very into that sort of thing
>>59318947
lmao they had you when they were in their 40s
>>59319005
post her profile
if you're not memeing then that is fucking tragic
>>59318481
H E Y M O O N
E
Y
M
O
O
N
>>59319014
Ye I know how babies are made m8
>>59319005
how much for a beej?
>>59319025
holy shit, that explains so much
Have any of you lads had experience with this band? I like their style.
>www.claviersbaroques.com/~ginlane/GinLaneBandBios.html
>>59319055
Your whole life savings
>>59319038
I don't know her prostitute name thankfully
>>59319089
virus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BLbfB2Oas
difficult to believe places like this exist when i'm stuck on this dreary island
Crushing collision of Brummie industrial institutions: Justin K Broadrick vs Regis’ Downwards, with a fearsome Surgeon remix.
Black country overlord Justin K Broadrick (Jesu, Godflesh) blesses Regis’ Downwards fiefdom with two tracks and a tightly sprung rework by Surgeon.
Downwards have really picked the foulest iterations of a grim set for vinyl release, inscribing the industrial-strength torque of Nothing Is Free - which sounds like early Kode 9 battered by Shapednoise - at 45rpm across the front face, and branding the knuckling 808 snares and distended electro bass blow out of Kontorted on its backside.
Surgeon’s remix of the title tune ranks among his best in many years. Trace elements of the original are extruded thru modular kit and remodelled on a bouncing, swerving techno chassis recalling BMB and CUB classics, but streaked with sirens and vamped by a marching brass refrain that’s just spoiling for war.
The release marks a long overdue overlap between Downwards’ and Broadrick’s interrelated industrial, noise and techno circles. Broadrick was the original drummer for Napalm Death on their Scum (1987) album, before forming the legendary Godflesh, and carving out an oeuvre as one of the most feared and respected musicians to emerge from Birmingham and the UK ever since.
>>59319091
>>59319055
gallon of petrol
>>59319145
>posting sea lions
good lad
>>59319017
not really a fan of dnb mcs desu, that wasn't too bad but most of them are just failed grime mcs spitting a basic 'abc - 123' rhyming pattern
>>59319101
how did you found out she's a prossie?
spill the beans lad, green text story or something
>>59319140
No.
But the website is cancer I admit.
>A song of theirs on YoutTube:
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkjpaxBlKIU
>>59319150
Australia is reddit the country lad
>>59319146
mentioned
D I G B E T H
I
G
B
E
T
H
>>59319210
thats canada
Is it true that Nips respect Scotland due to silmilarities between Samurai and Highlanders?
I heard it mentioned on QI but I can't find anything on the Internet/
>>59319183
coppa is decent, ryme tyme is good, most of the rest are just for flavour rather than actual lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNiaq9ElPl0
Freshly cut nails. Feels good man.
>>59319236
le national treasure man just says any old bullshit and people believe him the absolute madman
>>59319195
Yes m8
>>59319284
He's an okay lad you gook fuck.
>>59319183
I don't even remember, it was a while ago.
She probably told my mum who then told me after some staunch cunt came to our door saying we needed to pay $6000 (the same cunt spray painted our fence 2 nights ago as well)
want to wank but can no longer achieve an erection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4BgPsgxmfc
WTF, I HATE CANADA NOW
>>59319385
What's wrong lad
>>59319336
Yes m80.
>>59319393
Hitler was right about everything.
>>59319274
>most of the rest are just for flavour rather than actual lyrics
i hear that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHbDiI0feKk
vid related: brummie dnb legend
>>59319343
we'll never be royals
>>59319417
we all know that now
ah yes, good evening lads, or should I say good morning! haha
>>59319384
fucking hell
please don't tell me you're the same aussie who's brother owes some money to a dealer and was getting threatening texts over it
>>59319025
are you german
>>59319417
Wrong
>>59319419
not bad
>>59319402
dunno lol
>>59319468
Prove it.
>>59319458
nah that's not me haha, i don't have a brother =)
>>59319479
Are you depressed? That can kill erections
evening lads
>>59319459
No. Why?
>>59319502
>nah that's not me
fuck off skepta
>>59319525
evening
My gf
who /pissingoutyourbedroomwindow/ here
>>59319535
alri
do you know if that other birmingham person ended up going to ocean/was asking about it earlier? only just got in and couldn't go
>>59319394
Take a chillpill brother, it's not like they're endangered or anything dude.
>>59319547
>3.jpg
post 1 and 2
>>59318751
34.
>>59319547
She's a keeper
just want to feel like I'm part of something
>>59319513
could be that, I've been on antidepressants that make it hard to cum, but never full blown impotence
>>59319579
no idea
will ask westmidstranny now but it could have been someone else
>>59319547
umm nonce much? that girl looks like she hasn't even bled yet
>>59318594
Does anyone even care about this washed up sack of shit anymore?
>>59319615
alri safe x
>>59319601
you are apart of something
>>59319616
I'd like a national socialist qt gf.
pity they'd never touch an Irishman
no no no
s'what I mean
I fuckin
I'm no way really
dyou know what I mean?
I fuckin
I can take it or leave it
believe
>>59319584
My gf.
>Aww. That's cute, but God didn't make that. Here, let me explain. You see, when a mommy seal and a daddy seal love each other they get together and mate. The sperm of the daddy seal impregnates an egg in the mommy seal's womb. Then, the real magic happens. Through the shear power of evolution and science the baby seal starts to form. Starting from nothing more then entwined blood vessels, soon vital organs start to form, muscle and tissue start to form over those, the heart starts beating and neurons start firing in the baby seal's brain, signaling the first signs of life. Then, some months later, the baby seal is born. And yes, the process is pretty spectacular. But I assure you God had nothing to do with it. Seals are actually a product of evolution and they evolved from another land animal that originally hunted in and around the water very often, so they adapted almost perfectly for that. See, now you know. And knowledge is power.
>>59319665
you just have to find an Irish natsoc
anyone can be natsoc, but just for their own nation
>>59319657
(the rat race)
2 weeks without taking my antidepressant lads
Just spent like 10 minutes in absolute hysterics over nothing. Laughing so hard I couldn't breathe
>>59319702
Do all british girls look this ugly
The only reason i have a girlfriend is so that she can sneak a 6 pack into the cinema for me
I used to have to dress up like a woman and bring a purse, but this is much easier.
may have to do a joint, modafinil is still gonna be taking effect for like 2 hours
>>59319712
Then why does he make headlines every time he relapses? For the lolz?
>>59319702
>TYS
What's that, la?
>>59319723
Ahh yes, the pill form of a lobotomy
Spooky desu lads
>>59319727
why would you want to drink beer in the cinema
youd be needing to piss half way through the movie
>>59319708
I imagine a nat soc gf would be insane
>>59319726
I suggest you have another look at that webm, m8.
>>59319756
I'd rather be a zombie than how I feel unmedicated
>>59319727
can't you bring backpacks into the cinema over there?
depressed af 2bh
>>59319781
I hate this meme
>>59319763
>drink beer
He's Irish
>>59319797
what the fuck?
>>59319776
I wouldnt even be able to go off my AD pill, it has withdrawals which are so bad if you wanna stop taking it you have to slowly taper off
>>59319797
1>2>5>3>4
>>59319831
wow you're hard
>>59319829
intriguing
>>59319831
The withdrawals have been horrendous but now I'm afraid to take it again
>>59319829
It's a lil pudgy belly
>>59319789
Same, and i'm worried i'm making the people around me depressed as a result of my depression. :-\
>>59319829
hmm
it kinda looks like they've been photoshopped onto that background
very weird
>>59319885
In America she is anorexic
>>59319838
i mean 5 > 2
Went to go see Batman vs Superman and the ticket seller wouldnt let me in lads. Fucking hate the no singles policy
>>59319859
What's hard about taking AD's?
>>59319797
1>2>5>3>4
>>59319881
Why are you afraid?
would smoking weed help the depression and numb my thoughts
Made my girlfriend say 'please daddy' when she asked for something
>>59319907
ahh was about to say
but i disagree, am a big fan of 2 she nearly won 1st place
>>59319899
westmidstranny said it wasn't '''''''''''her'''''''''''
must be several people on this flag now
>4 question haskell exam worth 75% in 3 days
>haven't even started revising yet
Women are not physically capable of garnering genuine political views. They merely adopt the beliefs of their significant other or just go along with mainstream society.
>>59319922
Take Anti Depressants
>>59319922
Naw, it'll make you hungry
JUST
I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
>>59319950
creepy desu
though in koreaa girls call you oppa (older brother)
>>59319922
could do
>>59319953
dude lazy evaluation and monads lmao
What's the British opinion George Washington?
>>59319952
dunno who it could have been
they wouldn't reply to my questions when i was asking some stuff
>Women are not physically capable of garnering genuine political views. They merely adopt the beliefs of their significant other or just go along with mainstream society.
>>59319974
She started it but I've grown to like it
>>59319965
>liking capeshit
>ever
>Women are not physically capable of garnering genuine political views. They merely adopt the beliefs of their significant other or just go along with mainstream society.
>>59319950
why?
>>59319914
I don't know but I can't seem to force myself to take them
I didn't even stop taking them intentionally, just missed doses and got myself in this cycle
why can't the animal kingdom, just like, get along?
>>59319981
think it's literally mostly about fucking monads
need to learn what they actually are
used them in a coursework but didn't really know what they were doing haha
>>59319965
What's the Spider-Man reboot about?
>>59319993
fuck knows
by my count there's been at least 5/6 people using birmingham/westmids flag
majority is me though
>>59320011
just take it now
>>59320031
weird desu
don't ever remember talking to anyone in birmingham about notts/ocean apart from you
>>59320026
>"""one""" question
>actually 6 questions
>>59320061
you see how this goes now
if you can't solve this simple math equation then you're dumber than i thought.
>>59320026
a monad isn't really anything
it's just something from category theory that turned out to be a useful interface
not sure what the fuck they mean by explain in plain english though, are they taking the piss?
>>59320105
apparently not
that's a past paper
>>59319965
Captain Marvel and then subsequently Avengers 3 part 2 will kill capeshit for good. Nobody wants to watch a woman save the world.
This unironically happened
>>59320097
dropped maths in sixth form. fuck calculus
>>59320105
>>59320112
ummm fuck off nerds? xD
>>59320097
What's the Re mean? I recognize everything else
>>59320097
>simple
>>59320090
>calling the state monad ST
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's something else you fucking normalstons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59320128
i know what a zygohistomorphic prepromorphism is
Hahah loy yeah double D's kek.
>>59320097
>tfw I could've aced that in seconds a few years ago
Might start doing maths for fun lads.
>>59320129
dunno, i found the image by typing "hard math equation" into google images ahahaha
what do normies do in their free time?
>>59320129
Real
>>59320116
>Infinity Wars
Did you read it? A girl doesn't save the world
>>59320143
explain
also do you know this book? was written by my lecturer
>>59319912
>no singles policy
What?
>>59320027
Spider-Man
>>59320178
anything but math equations
>>59320178
>>59320151
>a girl uploads a picture on insta
>within 2 minutes her 5 closest friends have commented 'so beautiful' 'hottie' with various relevant emojis
annoys me desu
>>59320189
doxxed
>>59320053
Fuck
Okay
>>59320178
Me ;)
>>59320187
No. I just assumed because Captain Marvel is in it they'd let her save the world since she's the first powerful woman in the MCU.
>>59320146
I've just now realised you lads probably don't know what I meant. The banner on my page is of Patrick Bateman pointing (as in the "doubles meme") at someone's breasts, with the caption "Check out Caseytron's DOUBLES".
I ruly do apologise my friends, please don't report my post, I will kill myself if I get banned again.
To make it up to you here's a smiley face:
>:)
>>59320189
never read it but i've seen the name graham hutton a lot
don't think you really need to know about ST but it allows safe memory mutation and is externally pure
>>59320178
tinder
>>59320192
most american theaters don't let single men in anymore, after the aurora shooting
you need a gf or family member with you
>>59320246
he's a good chap
think he did a fair bit of work on GHC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTF_T47CDnI
who won the clash lads?
personally i think wiley took it although kano was an up and coming younger at the time
>I attend Cambridge
>>59320243
DIDN'T READ LOL
>>59319912
did they at least let you have a shower?
>>59320266
Wtf
Where do you live?
25.1c / 56%
>>59320327
america
>everyone in my year from school is handing their dissertations in and graduating
>i'm a NEET wasteman who didn't go to uni
>>59320314
I attend Swansea Uni. Is that too memey?
>>59320358
do a trade friendo
>>59320339
72F (22C)/56%
>>59320361
do u know lisicki
should he run for PM?
hhaa
>>59320387
in or out?
>>59320322
Oh well I am glad for that. i am quite embarresed by my post honestly chap, and i am scared of being the target of the famous Aussie banter.
>>59320358
>tfw I'm in the exact same position as you
>>59320395
He is literally a close friend of Big Dave
just ran a catamorphism over this initial f-algebra lads
>>59320395
shut up you fucking lemon
>>59320404
Out
80F (27C) in
>>59320391
I don't know. I hardly even remember him from here.
>>59320266
Ah yes, make a madman kill his SO before murdering others
took my meds lmfao
>>59320358
kek at your life
>>59320431
found the leftist
>>59320358
I'm you two years from now.
>some of the retard chavs are leading better lives than you now
How strong of a curse word is, "Bloody" in Britain?
How about, Bugger?
>>59320435
you finding it somewhat difficult to breathe?
te st
>>59320482
Child tier.
>why yes, I do need to take pills to function in society
>>59320487
That's just the mcdonalds
>>59320097
Except that isn't the right answer you fucking melt
>>59320487
Yea, but that's my allergies
I just feel sticky all over
>ah yes, i do entertain myself by making fun of disabled people
>>59320517
you're not the right answer
>american "check your privilege" politics coming over here
>>59320460
what meds?
>>59320540
posted this here like 3 months ago you melon
>>59320538
had a massive allergy attack the other day
just performed a vocaroo lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WaDeH9XQNP
warning: slightly out of context due to being from another thread
Who here /BronskiBeat/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf-RR-Gelqo
>>59320565
zoloft (sertraline) 150 mg
atenolol 50 mg
wellbutrin (bupropion) 300 mg
>why yes, I am an american who gets offended by friendly banter
>>59320540
bit anticlimactic
Have increased my willpower to superhuman levels
>>59320599
boring
>i get off on emotionally abusing unstable individuals and labeling it as "banter"
>>59320576
delete this
>>59320611
replace 'per' with 'b' and it's more accurate you fucking yank
>>59320617
sorry pharmacist was fresh out of horse tranqs
What would happen if Australia tried to annex NZ? Would the UK step in?
my waifu
>>59320636
>I am a pussy
leave this thread you pathetic cretinous little insect
yanks out
>>59320662
Nah we'd think "it's a good idea."
Lads I hate capeshit but I'm going to watch Capshit yank just to ogle Chris Evans.
Lads its friday night why are you on 4chan
>>59320662
not us personally but the UN would yes
them tings can't run nowadays
>Lads I hate capeshit but I'm going to watch Capshit yank just to ogle Chris Evans.
>>59320692
same la
at one point my doctor had me on 110mg of oxycodone, 60mg valium, and 30mg adderall a day
>>59320674
i've had it up to HERE with your SHIT
>>59320721
living the dream
>>59320673
I saw her in Glasgow on the subway.
She's really short and looks weark, I mean that in a good way.
>>59320701
No job, no money = no friends
Send help
>>59320731
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
Lads I had a great dream last night. I dreamt that I was the Prime Minister and that after a long battle with the Monarchy, I succeeded in abolishing it. Not only that, I managed to make the Queen give up the Crowns for all of her Kingdoms, giving a very last "fuck you, we own you" to the Commonwealth.
>>59320728
sold everything but the valium tbf
>>59320673
remember when that lad signed her up to the conservative party?
>>59320721
Sounds like my Saturday nights
>>59320731
>tfw job + money = no friends
>>59320726
Apes look down on you
>>59320721
why don't you call him what he is? a drug dealer.
>>59320742
rasheed
>>59320741
Nah. It's 02:00 here ... I should have gone to bed hours ago. Bye
>>59320763
we're all apes tho innit
>>59320721
what fuck off
>>59320764
he really is. I still get 90mg of adderall a day which is a crazy amount. surprised the dea hasn't taken his license
>anglo conversation
>>59320785
Oh...... Ok
>>59320782
Not at all. Just a Patriotic Brit, loyal to Parliament and the People only, Cavalier scum.
doc at the hospice had me on 100mg of morphine a day lads
>>59320788
Speak for yourself
>>59320803
is this common?
like are there people out there who are on similar things but have no idea about the recreational value of them and just spend their days wired/monging out?
>>59320813
Do you have an Oliver Cromwell body pillow?
>>59320831
In America at least
That's why prescription drug ODs is such a problem
>>59320803
I hope you're flipping all that m8. You must make your insurance back a few times over.
>>59320860
>In America at least
ye that is what i meant
deary me
>>59320849
No, but do have his portrait in my study. Warts and all.
>>59320831
even if they don't know when they're prescribed them, i'm sure they find out relatively quickly that it feels good
>>59320755
Good patter. She thought it was ex haha
making an effort to quit weed lads, mostly because my mum wants me to and she's helped me a lot recently
55 hours so far
baring in mind i'm smoking weed for the last 6 years since i was 15 and pretty much every day for the last 3 years
reckon i can defo do it with ease if i put my mind to it though
>>59320878
2bh many historical portraits were embellished. Cromwell said he refused to pay if the artist ignored the imperfections of his face.
>>59319797
Maybe, no, no, yes, yes
number 4 is top choice
4,5,1,2,3
>>59320904
So you don't wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
>>59320904
Good luck. Did you know if you smoke weed in a different country, and fly to Korea, if they detect the drug in your body you can go to prison lmao
Lads, respond to this post with replies of disgust, saying shit like "Oh god no" and "Why".
Trust me, I'm Welsh.
>>59320482
bloody isn't offensive, bugger means sodomy so it's actually rude
By 2021, over 600 commercial imagery satellites will likely peer down at the planet, an astonishing sevenfold increase over today. Customers will be able to quickly and inexpensively observe events around the world. BlackSky, for example, intends to offer high-resolution images on demand for less than $100 each, ten percent of today’s average price. Since humans cannot hope to analyze the flood of inexpensive imagery manually, the industry is turning to artificial intelligence. Data analysis companies, such as Orbital Insight and Descartes Labs, have already automated tasks such as counting cars in retail parking lots and determining the health of cornfields in order to make lucrative market predictions
bretty cool imo
>>59320904
>weed is crack: the post
after how many dates do you usually bring up 4chan lads?
was on a date earlier and it was going really well, started talking about hobbies and I just said I usually chill with the lads on brit. She looked confused so I said "kek, implying" then we talked about anonymous message board culture for a bit. Seemed to be going really well but then she went to the toilet and never came back.
>>59320877
Here you can do the same if you want.
Your doctor is forced to increase your dosage if you tell him to. You can also tell him to give you other drugs if they treat your ailments.
Not many people take advantage of it though.
few good posts itt lads
drunk drove home last night innit haha oh deary me aha
>>59320941
Some of your women are alright tho lad.
>>59320831
yes especially with benzos
>>59320863
this is how I pay my rent lmao
>>59320991
>>59320991
>>59320991
>>59320991
post knonce shit in my thread and see what happens
>>59320957
I want till the second when I show her my collection of k-on figurines
>>59320934
no i fucking don't
my mum is a really good woman and i need to make her proud
both of my brothers are doing well, i'm the only let down
>>59320935
no i didn't know that and it sounds absurd
it's not like they give you a drugs test when you arrive so how would they find out??
>>59320949
it's not of course but i've spent too long deluding myself with the 'weed is good' meme
of course it depends on the person but weed has definitely held me back in life
what's ur fav new testament story
>>59320941
Aaron Ramsey is a top qt3.14
Shame about Bale though but then he did play for Spuds
>>59320935
same with sweden i think lol
>>59320125
feels good mate
im a /lifelong/ who lives just down the road. I get to the KP whenever i can
>>59321016
>it's not like they give you a drugs test when you arrive so how would they find out??
they do this in malaysia i think
>>59321084
Wouldn't it be faster to fly over the South pole?
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