glenns vodka edition
cara.
lids
brummie niggers out
katie x
Wew lads
>>59315760
white brummies in
got called a racist in glens lads
*cums on u*
>>59313696
>He doesn't drink Absolut Vodka (premium tolerance, from Sweden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHCzV2FrSM
>I'm depressed
Who isn't? We're all gonna die one day and that's terrifying. We just distract ourselves with pointlessness until the inevitable.
>>59315769
haha alri think we pushed poleaboo a bit too hard
>>59315807
I'm the boy on top
http://exhentai.org/g/933745/de0b776a75/
>>59315819
I have a personal embargo against Swedish products, I've never bought a hijab in my life because of this.
>>59315819
>2016
>not exclusively drinking cognac if it's spirits
>>59315807
don't do that
>>59315784
>>59315701
just because you don't like him because he doesn't like you doesn't mean he wasn't at least a mediocre and benign president
>We just distract ourselves with pointlessness until the inevitable.
elon musk
>>59315836
tube trains are very awkward experiences
ITT: Indians and Pakis
Kyary
Me on the left
hmm
>>59315882
Or what? You'll cum on me?
>>59315827
nice, just don't end up in alum rock
dunno if you're a billionaire but the ideal would be a qt apartment next to the canals down the jewellery quarter
>>59315902
SpaceX are based
>>59315887
I think my smug face collection more than proves my argument
>Obama was a good president TBQH lads, him not liking you is not a reason to hate him
>ywn look like a young Ernest Hemingway
Why live?
>>59315933
>1910=music started
>>59315868
>I have a personal embargo against Swedish products
Ah, how come you're importing one of our finest products then? I mean, you're up to 50% in London, I believe.
Can /brit/ redpill me about Liverpool and girls from there?
>>59315887
>benign
>doubled national debt
>worsened race relations to the point of Baltimore
>fucking Obongocare which has increased premiums for almost everyone bar retarded black single mothers
top kek
Nottingham > Birmingham
Lads I finally manned up today and I started to stare at the qt that catches the same bus as me. She would occasionally look at me before so I thought that she didn't find me repulsive at least. Any way we'd do our thing - look at each other and quickly look away once the other looked back, only this time when she looked at me I stared straight into her eyes and gave a big smile. I did this for at least 2 minutes so she'd know I was looking at her. She would now and then glance, but then stopped completely. I feel like shit, I could literally feel her interest in me dissipate as I did it. I fucked up. Fuck.
>>59315859
Underrated post
>>59315967
can't see webms tbqh
>>59316035
fuck off poortherner
>>59316024
It's in the top 3 scummiest places in Britain, the other two are London and Birmingham.
>>59315805
what happened?
>>59315924
the spaniards are weirdly comfortable with extended eye contact during the tube. there's no adverts to read and everyone just looks at each other for the whole trip
i literally know most of the metro map by now cos its the only thing non human to look at haha
>>59315940
Man, it's inevitable that a least a few of us will get cancer. Shit.
i don't like how stupid i am
>>59316059
>the economic centres are the scummiest
ahh yes
What's the best Oasis song lads?
>>59316072
you may as well be yanks
>>59316103
i dont like that im wasting away my potential.
i mean i could be sucking cock right now instead of shitposting on /int/
>>59316061
verbally and physically assaulted some minorities
>>59316082
Not me (have a method)
>>59316082
Not me, I drink Innocent Smoothies.
>>59316120
>you
how new
>>59316103
>59316103
faggot
>>59316128
haha same
>>59316116
citrus punch
>>59316082
Hope its not me tbf, I want to live a long life
>>59316082
not me, i inject myself with cannabis oil daily
>>59316082
>a few of us
I've got bad news lid
Having a comfy wank as I shitpost
Used to be very comfortable wearing my glasses but now I'm afraid of looking like a numale tbqh. Might have to take the plunge into contacts.
>>59316145
essex went home a month ago
dont care about some irrelevant infrequent poster that arrived 2 days ago
originally laneman
recent roadman convert
>>59316128
flag checks out
ahh excellent very impressive
>>59316024
best city
best girl
>>59316197
Is a roadman like Rainman?
i'm not actually stupid. i just pretend to be. it's my gimmick
>>59316196
literal mong
he posts here everyday
he's a fellow brummie at uni there
niggers
>>59316191
Voice recognition software?
>>59316229
this post is in itself a gimmick
>An actual post discussing the culture of a nation, worth debate
>A shitpost
Which one gets the most replies?
Fucking starving but can't be arsed to make any food.
cooplands > greggs
*glomps everyone in this thread*
>>59316243
>he's a fellow brummie
That explains why he's a terrible poster.
>>59316290
good lad
>>59316275
>hey blog, this happened
>fat aussie housemate is having sex, again
being a girl is so fucking easy
>>59316245
please take that regressive language to another website thanks
>>59316268
the shitpost, you don't have to piss about replying seriously
>spic internet f is sleeping outside in a tent when he owns a house
what is he doing
>>59316317
*cuddles you*
:3
>>59316324
Barge in and ask if there's room for 3.
>>59316317
Isn't this my twitter feed?
>>59316345
gets bloody hot in the summer lad
sayers > cooplands > greggs
>>59316345
i am tempted to sleep outside
its almost 30c in my room
>>59316245
BIT CHILLY ATM
>>59316324
Pretty annoying even the most disgusting troll like women can still get sex easy with decent looking blokes.
imagine living in a hot country
literally hell on earth
>>59316379
never heard of the 2 former
>>59316313
no bully pls i do good posts
>>59316379
Chatwins > everything else 2bh.
>>59316379
>sayers
literally who
>>59316410
Went to France once, it was 32 degrees out, my bollocks were fused to my legs.
>>59316410
imagine living in a cold country
You'd literally, LITERALLY, die if you didn't own a house or could afford heat.
I need feminism because
>>59316345
sounds like cartel business
never associate with him again
>>59316412
southerner
>>59316409
just shows how pathetic men are tbqh
we'd shag ANYTHING
>>59316422
fuck off you irritating twat
>>59316412
spotted the southerner
>>59316459
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
what do i need to install that will enable me to read meta data on a webm when one is posted?
>>59316459
i need feminism because i dont wanna feel less manly because i need a strap-on when i have intercourse with my gf
>>59316461
Okay, I trust you on this
>>59316409
Don't see how this is true. I'm a virgin NEET and still have standards.
>>59316473
>>59316507
midlands 2bh
>>59316557
thats why you're a virgin NEET
>>59316410
dad moved to qatar for work
literally felt like I was walking in a hair dryer
and there were pakis everywhere
>>59316557
Lots of lads don't give a fuck, they'll shag anything with a fanny.
>>59316422
Are you the left-wing Spaniard?
>>59316480
*blocks your negative energy*
>>59316571
>midlands
>mid
pick a side lad
>>59316551
it happens m8
you'll end up being smuggled into America with a fistful of coke up your dick
>>59316595
me out of frame
>>59316603
He is the bane of my existence.
>>59316590
>im insecure so im gonna make "funny" faces around pretty girls to cover-up my autism
sad
>he wasnt in central europe during the 2003 heat wave
it was 40 degrees for a week straight
Feel depressed 2bh.
>>59316617
>have to go see my gran tomorrow
>two and a half hour drive
>don't want to go
>she'll be dead soon
>mum will be mad if I don't go
Should I stay or go?
And so begins my 14th day without wanking.
(could really go for a wank)
>>59316617
if I HAD to pick a side then it would be the north
but I get triggered when southern fairies say birmingham is the poorth
>>59316438
>Chatwins
>located mainly in Cheshire
Think I've got a doxx on you :^]
>>59316668
If you go there will be trouble
but if you stay there will be double
Help me choose which dresses to buy
>>59316650
he was shagging her tbf
>>59316659
me on the left
>>59316654
>The 2003 European heat wave led to the hottest summer on record in Europe since at least 1540.
wew
don't help him or encourage him
>>59316603
neither of those things 2bh
>>59316668
If you don't go and see her then she dies you'll only feel devastation
Just think in her lifetime all she's done for this nation
>>59316668
Go you fucking cunt
You're lucky to have family that isn't trash
oldfags report in
>>59316677
>if I HAD to pick a side then it would be the north
good lad
>mfw 25 degrees
>>>/qa/528396
>literally trying to be a janitor
haha what the fuck lads
>>59316692
this is what your brothers are doing
meanwhile you are buying dresses
>Stan is voiced by Seth McFarlane
>Hayley is voiced by his sister
>Hayley keeps putting on a cutsie voice and calling Stan "Daddy"
CREEPY!
Tell me about yourselves, /brit/. Who are you? What is your story? Thousands of us come here daily, and yet we leave no impact upon eachother. Each and everyone one of us has our own life. I want to know abut your hardships, your triumphs, and memories. Could I have ever met one of you in real life in passing, or maybe you're really my best friend. I wonder how many before us that have shared this little general on this tiny board on this slice of the internet have passed away.
>>59316324
normies ruin everything
>>59316704
yeah lad it was mad
thousands of people died cause it was so hot
i didnt have school for a while because they said it was too hot to come in
even at night the temperature was consistently like 36 degrees
>>59316692
I'd avoid tight skirts if you've got big man thighs 2bh
>>59316692
what sites are these from
might buy a few of them
>>59316781
just a lad t b h
>>59316692
first: middle
second: right
third: left
fourth: none
>>59316780
we did it reddit!
Geez I have to wear hoodies in this weather lad. Not wearing them accentuates my fat and flab, and hoodies do good to cover up my man tits.
>>59316757
were you given the weekend off, wagecuck?
>>59316808
eBay, they're cheap ones from China
>>59316805
Duly noted
>>59316819
Agree those are good ones but what about top: left and second: left
>>59316850
Why do you care what other people think mate?
>>59316808
post belly
>>59316891
Yep. They're paying me more tomorrow to not be in work than the government pities you with all week
>>59316877
how is this "trying to be a janitor"?
does he think he's going to get the general banned or something?
guys do u know this feeling? this feeling has been very hard on me lately
ok, im gonna post the feeling down below
pls leave a comment regarding how you feel about the feel that im going to post
ok here:
>that feeling when no gf
>>59316925
My nick name is Timmy Titties lad. Everyone around here calls me that.
>>59316763
I'd rather have a white master/mistress/bf desu
>>59316654
not particularly special on a global scale 2bh
>>59316961
I think he's spamming threads because he wants the janitor to delete all of them
>>59317009
you'd have to have a pretty retarded janny to throw the real thread out with the bathwater
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e66_1463152038
>tfw I rode on the exact same ride in Southend
scary
![[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3t5yGdD.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg")
Going to get stoned and watch anime lads
>>59317009
>delete all of them
Including the real thread I mean
>>59316997
all i need is a sexual outlet, not a gf, they would take too much time and effort that would be better spent spamming anime memes and shitposting on 4chan
How long is this fucking weather going to last lads?
>>59316896
>Agree those are good ones but what about top: left and second: left
The very top left one doesn't look so great tbf, and I usually like utilitarian/minimalist things. Second left is alright.
Remember to model these dresses for /brit/ but only if you're a guy desu.
>>59317000
shame
>>59317046
good lad
>>59317040
>retarded janny
bit redundant lad
Ben Garrison? Fuck me I haven't heard that name for ages mate. Pull up a sandbag and let me tell you a tale or two.
I was in Bens troop in the Regiment during desert storm he was known as a nasty fucker but seemed to like me and my nickname "Heinrich" given due to my Grandad was in the SS but settled over here after the war when he was
released from his POW camp. When he found this out he pumped me for every detail of grandpas service and listened with rapt attention as I reeled off the battles he was in. He also asked if he took care of any jews
to which I replied I didn't know. He just winked at me tapping his nose saying "Sure mate, I understand" and that was my introduction to him.
Fast forward to the Gulf where we are sent behind the lines hunting the Scuds that were being launched at Israel, we kept getting sent possible locations over the radio but Ben never seemed to find them before the moved on
This was strange as he was known as one of the best navigators in the Regiment but couldn't seem to locate them before they launched.
All this changes one day when we almost tripped over one being prepped for launch I break out the radio to call in an airstrike but Ben stops me from doing so
"Ben what the fuck mate? We have to destroy it before its launched"
"No stay back and watch for any patrols they may have"
"It will take 2 seconds to radio it in"
"Shut the radio down thats a fucking order"
So I did what I was told and we were soon treated to a real live scud launch and ben watches it rise to the heavens on its way to Israel with this strange smile on his face and I swear he whispers
"das ist für Sie mein Führer"
Anyway after the war we find out it hit a school and killed a load of kids and Ben was court martialled for not calling the air strike in, I was called to give evidence and when he seen me on the stand he just shook his head and said
"Et tu anon? I thought you of all people would understand why"
>>59317082
me on the pull
>>59316999
Get on it then, put some time into it, think about how fucking disgraced they'll look when you pull it back and throw it in their faces.
>>59317078
>ben 10 bag
Laffin out loud
>>59316085
hot
>>59317118
where did you get this video of me
>>59317058
>he doesnt wanna have a qt appreciate him
>sexual outlet
your hand will do
>>59317077
Thanks for your input, lad
They're from China so it'll be a while before I post pics
>>59317118
Was kind of hoping it was a trap but still not bad
>>59317046
>>59317131
I go jogging every morning lad. I wear trackies and a sweatshirt. It's fucking unbearable.
>>59317226
Going to bed night
>>59317256
nn x
>>59317256
sleep tight
The British Empire had no faults.
Prove me wrong foreigners.
>>59317118
Is that the guy who did the elephant trunk video that was spammed on here a month ago?
>this advert i keep getting before youtube videos
jesus tittyfucking christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJ4e4MJXxU
Do you guys think that the Coen Brothers are aware of Wales? They've had two characters with very Welsh names.
>Also, the only times I've ever seen Wales mentioned in TV is when Cartman says he hates Wales and in Archer when they drop a bomb on it.
You lads ever wonder if Jesus just got sick of life and offed himself
>>59317228
You'll get there lad. Think about the slags at the end of the tunnel.
>>59317303
>advert
>before youtube videos
wat
>>59317303
>advert
FONT
>>59317303
>Not using Ublock
>#Refugees welcome is happening
Not sure which I'm more disgusted by 2bh.
Why is this webm so accurate?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462971129091.webm
Why is watching happenings happen so comfy?
ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!
>>59317301
No idea. Just found it on /gif/
>>59317319
no not really
>>59317303
leftist dogshite
thank god their shares are tumbling
>Of all the brave birds that ever I see,
>The owl is the fairest in her degree.
>For all the day long she sits in a tree
>And when the night comes away flies she.
>Tu whit, tu whoo, to whom drinks thou
>Sir knave to thee
>This song is well sung I make you a vow
>And he is a knave that drinketh now,
>Nose, nose, nose, nose,
>And who gave thee that jolly red nose?
>Cinnamon and ginger, nutmeg and cloves,
>And that gave me gave me this jolly red nose.
>>59317378
really makes you think
>>59317378
Put the Ket down mate.
>>59317346
this you?
>>59317378
>actually read through all this
good post
>>59317411
i know that song from songs and music of the redcoats
>>59317425
ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59317303
literally sick to my stomach
>>59317390
Twitter and Facebook both manipulate the news to fit the leftist narrative.
Despise both 2bh
>>59317411
>I wanted more
>Than life could ever grant me
>Bored by the chore
>Of saving face
A reminder that Yanks are better than us in every single way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppbdf-qtGU
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/13/my-daughter-and-nephew-have-an-inappropriate-relationship
wew
why is literally every rich person in america jewish
are jews genetically hardwired for finance or something
Did this guy really stop?
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Cum_Collector
about to finish day 3 of quitting smoking
from what i've read the worst is already over, i'm gonna make it lads
>>59317321
No slags for me lad. Only hot qts to love.
>>59317454
Is that some sorta Dragon Quest? Haven't played it since 8 on PS2.
>>59317346
It's the relief.
Life revolves around stress. Throughout school, you are stressed. Exams, revision, trying not to fuck up your life, etc. Then comes work. More misery and distress.
Watching a global happening is comfy because in that instant, you realize that everything you were stressing and worrying about is irrelevant now. All your stress has been lifted off you.
There's no more order. No more consequences. You don't have to listen to a boss. It's every man for himself. It's humans going back to their natural roots. It is the absence of established civilization. It is the exit from the rat race.
This is why watching happenings is comfy.
>>59317494
>>59317472
ZZ Top are literal shit but yanks are responsible for the two best rock bands ever formed, The Doors and Eagles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NGq60CGkwA
not much gay posting tonight lads ;w;
how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass...mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day...when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?
>>59317423
Into my heart an air that kills ...
>>59317454
:3 what type will he be tho
>There's no more order. No more consequences. You don't have to listen to a boss. It's every man for himself. It's humans going back to their natural roots. It is the absence of established civilization. It is the exit from the rat race.
i'll never be british
>>59317520
Eagles are pop/rock bullshit and I love it. Brits had better rock bands in that era though.
alright lads how are we haha
>>59317565
You can be by taking up arms and refusing to recognise the United States.
>>59317565
I'll never be an American
orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watching a porn but not having a wank because my sex drive is so low hahahahahahahahah mostly doing it to see the intimacy LOL
>>59317535
Houseman has some sick lines tbf
>tfw i only wrote 1/4 take home essays in my writing course and still passed
>>59317515
very good post
just done a cheeky bit of drink driving to obtain some more brandy lads
encountered 2 police cars during my journey (one was blue lighting) but they didn't have a clue what was going on
>>59317565
don't worry bb
i still think you're qt
>>59317118
whenever i watch porn now the first thing i think of is if the girls got a willy, can't help it
>>59317620
>mostly doing it to see the intimacy LOL
i-imagine being this sad hahaha
>>59317637
>>59317447
I know it from the Wiltshire County Council.
>>59317469
>Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
>Be they crispy or from Wendys.
>Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
>on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
>Mummy lifts me to the car,
>To find me tendies near and far.
>Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
>in comfy big boy booster seats.
>McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
>But of my tendies none remains.
>She tries to make me take a nappy,
>But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
>Tendies are the only food,
>That puts me in the napping mood.
>I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
>I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
>Tendies are my heart's desire,
>Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
>Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
>But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
>My good-boy points were fairly earned,
>To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
>But there's no tendies on my plate!
>Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
>"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
>YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
>I screech while hurling into her eyes,
>My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
>For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
>Never forget my chicken tenders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRUinEy6pms
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