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Canada, US and Mexico
Meet my gf edition
first for Nevada
nth for don't bully!
anime
Who is she
>>59307513
some hooker an anon in Montana got the clap from, you weren't here for that?
anime
>>59307513
The girl I passionately make love to every night.
does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
>>59307933
>just kidding
Inb4 "muh twin"
>>59307965
>>59307994
i wouldnt lie to u guys ! i promise
>>59307933
no i have 2 sleep
>>59308059
*hugs*
>>59307933
I do :3
smoking resin is so gross
Reminder that country is /cum/ chemo.
Post country to drive out the immigrants and teenagers.
https://youtu.be/kTwStbY9GWQ
what to eat for dinner?
>>59308380
fecal matter stew
>>59308380
me ~
>mfw I'm the only one with an actual white gf in /cum /
>>59308380
fuck off queer
>>59307504
VAMOS A BUSCAR
LAS ESFERAS DEL DRAGON
>>59307308
is this how little does it take to get betas hyped?
lol
>>59308662
It's fucking cringey. I mean I knew we had virgin neckbeards in here but holy shit.
>>59308059
stay up with me
>>59308138
yay
>>59308588
>posting your gf on /cum/
>believing this is white
Lel
>tfw no gf
>>59308588
Tell Brooke I said hello :^)
>>59308817
>>59308882
Wow such unexpected comments.
>>59309110
Thanks Mike
>professor hasn't graded make up exam
>final grades are due by midnight
I want that A
I just want to fuck a trap
is that too much to ask
>>59309110
Good post John
>>59309166
I'll give you that D first, fucc boi
>>59309223
queer lmao
>>59309166
>Hand paper 1 month in semester
>Still isnt marked during final exam 3 months later
>"uh you can come next week and ill have it for you"
I hate all of you
>>59309263
>>59309282
I know but fuck it
>tfw I want a normie blonde bimbo gf that uploads our selfies at Snapchat and IG all the time.
gonna have a wank lads
>>59309319
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on! Ya fuckin feel strong? I used to fuck shitposters like you in the can in the ass.
>>59309504
same desu
what should I fap to
>>59309504
glhf
I need a haircut. it's getting Biebery
i love all of you!
>>59309640
i luv u 2
>>59309640
I'd agree if you didnt post chinese cartoons
hi :(
What's better?
Boipucc or girl pussy
>>59309715
'u'
>>59309731
ok sry !
>>59309403
haha butt fuck it xD
>>59309752
hi :3
>>59309752
yo, mi negro amigo
>>59309752
Spain :( Whats wrong
>>59309752
Hi >:^|
anime is the lowest form of modern entertainment
>>59309752
spen ?
>>59309891
agreed
Why do I get the feeling most of you are underage
>>59310057
Do you have any evidence to back that up?
>>59307679
>only fucks her once a day
low test
>>59310057
How the fuck are we supposed to know where you get your gay ass feelings from
>>59310057
not underaged just burnouts with no future who watch anime all day
>>59310057
You are underage
>>59310057
I'm 22, kid
Fuggen millenials
>>59310057
http://www.strawpoll.me/10203537
How old is /cum/ ?
>>59310057
4chan is full of underageb&, but they mostly stick to main hub entry level boards like /b/ and /v/. I'm 22 and sometimes I feel like an old fucking man on here but I know there are plenty anons older than I.
>>59310132
I just learned that the burden of proof always lays with the lawyer, not with the defendant and that there has to be a fair warning and reasonable doubt.
Do people honestly feel old in their 20s?
What the fuck?
>>59310296
wtf how come the results screen doesn't arrange them in the order of who's winning anymore?
>>59310427
compared to some of the obvious 15 year olds on this website? Yeah.
who wants to marry me?
i need that sweet green card
>>59310427
I guarantee that theres a few people in this thread who werent even alive on 9/11 lmao
>>59310477
describe your looks
>>59310477
post pic
>>59310057
there are a few for sure afaik
not me tho
>>59310477
Do you like cute animes? This is important.
>>59310476
Or maybe stop lining what 15 year olds like and get a more mature hobby.
Friend
>>59310638
>dat passive aggressive spic banter
nice, friend, nice ;^)
>>59310706
Hahahey your welcome bro haha
Anything to make this place a better place teehee
:::^^^^)))))))
Friday the 13th?
>>59310717
>>59310638
>get a more mature hobby
>than talking to people
>on the internet
how to spot somebody with no social interactions at all
>>59310638
>talking to people on 4chan is now considered a hobby
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>59310924
Yes
>>59310857
>>59310973
When did i say talking to fags in 4chan was considered a hobby
I'm just saying that he should get another hobby
""""""""Friends"""""""""
>>59311060
Well your English is pretty fucking shit so perhaps practicing it here isn't all that invaluable a hobby for you in particular.
>>59310924
Are you willing to cuddle and watch anime with me while we wait the 3+ years for you to get your greencard?
>>59311158
>w-w-well y-y-you
Nah, you just let your autism control you
>>59311294
That doesn't even make sense you butthurt mestizo.
>>59311294
You really probably should brush up on your English.
>>59311428
Here let me tell help you
>tell you to get a hobby
>o-o-oh yeah? Well your english is shit
Instead of saying "yeah maybe i should"
You decide to ignore it like a little butthurt chink.
>>59311563
Look buddy, you're the guy that got your little brown nutsack in a twist over me saying this website is full of underage. Keep going though, Pedro, get it all out. I'm sorry you're a teenager and I hurt your feelings.
>>59311294
you're*
>>59311563
you were acting rude when you said that
don't get surprised and act like a victim when people react as rude
>>59311673
You were the one that felt old
I gave you a tip on how not to feel old
Then you say my english is shit
You're the one that seems to be butthurt, ping ling.
You're the guy that got his yellow nut sack in a twist over all this.
im greek...
>>59311875
Fascinating post
Can I lie about my higher education when i apply for unskilled work
>>59311850
You can't even banter, all you do is regurgitate what I say. Go back to your high school english class, putito.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKPXDPKFtmM
>>59312023
Is that a morality no or it's illegal and they'll check no
>>59311978
Does it even matter?
>>59312083
you'll go to prison if you do
>>59311988
>i feel old
>your english sucks
>y-you're getting butthurt
And now it's "banter"
Not underage at all
Just hate it when peple bitch for no reason.
>>59312084
If they see I have a degree they might assume I'm only there temporarily and not hire me
>>59312207
>Just hate it when peple bitch for no reason
...the irony
>>59312207
Nobody who is not underage would get this profoundly and utterly anally devastated over a simple gripe about "I feel old considering this website is full of 15 year olds."
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>59312241
Ah that makes more sense, personally I would just tell the truth. The repercussions are not worth the job if you lie
if you could be any aminal what would u be ?
i would be a mouse
>>59312323
>You're embarrassing yourself.
Wow you have the audacity to say this?
After all those butthurt posts?
>>59312469
Bear
>>59312469
sloth tbqh
>>59312469
id be a cat
and eat you fagot
>>59312533
Again, all you can do is regurgitate what I say. Nice """banter""" Juanito. Get off your phone before the teacher catches you and takes it away.
>>59312469
Bald Eagle
>>59312469
I'd be a bird of some kind. Seems like a fun life.
Is there a better movie than the Sister Act?
Texas I thought we were supposed to be friends forever
>>59313081
Those same people will be begging for money when the next big hurricane fuck them up again.
>its a "space ghost marries Bjork" episode
>>59313081
We're not going anywhere senpai.
>>59313081
times change
Where does pic related usually happens? I must know
Brown girls are the best girls
What's up my buds
>>59313628
nope
>>59313623
Georgia
>>59313623
maybe in Tennessee or Kentucky
Just got a job as a sign waver
Lads. I just fapped to cuck porn.
>>59313623
South Carolina, Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, Arkansas, Mississippi
the look of the trees and dirt has a sort of Georgia feel to it though so probably there to be specific
>>59313783
link
>>59308331
posting the greatest country and western song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qfujQ_jTQ
>>59313782
For what business?
>>59313867
The business is actually specifically for waving signs for other businesses
>>59313900
They outsource sign waving? wtf
I am a white guy who is obsessed with Mexico and I am finally moving there next month. <3
>>59313623
>tfw i grew up in a place just like this, Missouri
was fun, to bad I will probably get skin cancer from all those sunburns
>>59312635
id be like jerry and always beat u up tom !!
I am fantastic
>>59313982
There's no such thing as white hispanic Pedro
If dubs I masturbate
>>59313814
Get your own cuck porn
>>59314325
If dubs, u kiss me
if dubs ill do nothing
>>59314485
Oh shot now you gotta do something
>>59314423
ok sweetheart where do you want me to kiss?
>>59314600
My butt
>>59314600
>>59314658
Kys fags
>>59313623
Looks awful.
wew
>>59314658
*kisses your heine and slips a little tongue* are we all better dear?
>>59314679
d'aww is daddy's little pumpkin jealous?
don't worry you'll get lots of kisses from daddy too :)
>>59314901
I hope it's all just a joke and you dont actually get off to this stuff
AAAH I WANT A MEXICAN GF SO BAD
>>59314948
I get off to it tbqh
>>59315042
>mexican gf
Eeww
I truly do despise America, Americans, and all things related to them. I truly do. They have single handedly destroyed Western Civilisation and the World. No other nation in history has had a more destructive impact to the planet. No other population has been more degenerate and toxic. They have had many a calamitous effect onto the world, from the big things like their countless illegal wars, to the smaller things such as a regressive and barbaric culture. America will be the death of my country, with our current government following the dangerous example America has set when it comes to law, agriculture, regulations and economics. Americunts have ruined British corporations countless times, see Cadbury, Pfizer, etc.
The US is a plague upon all that is good and just, an insufferable weed, and the world will not know peace until the US has been cut down, and it's roots picked out.
>>59315113
I'll give you a BR gf in exchange. How about it?
>>59315119
haha
>>59315119
>this pepe
Kek
>>59315135
Oh, oh ok then
Give big ass plz
>>59315154
>>59315142
thanks for the (You)'s
>>59315205
She'll be arriving by mail in 1-2 weeks. Now send me my Mexican gf
hahaha
hello
>>59315333
no
monkeys out
whats ur gfs name ?
>>59315333
Only if we get an "r" country to make it /crumb/
>>59315419
Erica, tbqh family
>>59315438
Rhodesia
>>59313081
you didn't vote for crewz, it's yewr fault
How's this general slower than /brit/ when it has more countries?
ordered a pizza desu lads
what's it like getting food delivered? i've always gotten carry-out.
>>59315494
>>59315461
REEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>59315333
should be /scum/ desu.
>>59315540
dumb normies
>>59315461
If only
>>59315551
they cum to ur house and ring the door bell and you open the door and they say hi pizza and you say oh great how much is it and they say it 20 dollars and you say okay heres a 20, thanks oke bye
ITS TOO HOT AND HUMID ALREADY
WE DIDNT EVEN HAVE WINTER HOW IS THIS FAIR FUCK YOU GLOBAL WHIMWHAM
>>59315721
but aren't you supposed to give them a tip?
>>59313081
texas would unironically become 3rd world if they weren't part of the USA. Mexico would absolutely destroy their country within years
>>59315551
I always order dominos online so I pay for it there, you write the tip on the receipt(they take it out of your account automatically) and they try to make small talk while they awkwardly wait for you to sign the receipt.
>>59315551
It's nice and convenient, if a bit expensive.
Be sure to tip the delivery guy a fair amount, as he/she likely has to pay for their own gas.
>>59315540
because brit has 2000km/h shitposting. le bantz face
>I don't tip the pizza delivery guys
>>59315829
ya u can but then u get all sticky
I changed satellite TV provider and new one doesn't have FOX Sports and now I can't watch MLB.
What do?
oh shit I'm sorry.
>>59315866
Why would we want anything to do with them?
>>59316139
sry for what ?
>>59316226
The same reason you already come to the USA, for jobs.
The difference is Texas wouldn't be able to sustain the illegal immigration without being in the union, their economy would take a nose dive despite being rich in resources.
>>59316099
stream the games
Spanish speakers and English speakers exchanging cultures, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdinuNE4QzU
Has a country every declared war on another country because of illegal immigration?
>>59312469
I'd be an SJW cat, fighting for mouse rights
>jk, I'd be a Lion
>>59316305
shitty quality
heres my instagram /cum/-chan
https://www.instagram.com/smoothiethecat/
>>59316254
Being a cuck
>>59316295
Exactly.
>>59316624
you're pretty well shit out of luck then unless you want to get mlb tv. How did you get interested in baseball anyway?
is sucking dick gay?
>>59316452
India vs Pakistan + Bangladesh (east Pakistan then)
>>59316664
not if hes cute
http://www.strawpoll.me/10204703
>>59316645
not enough lewds
>>59316645
Is it really yours?
It says that she is British.
Also
>tapping the link doesn't open the app
How can you fuck up this bad?
>>59310429
Dunno
Makes zero sense to me
>>59316855
im the cat
i learnt how 2 type
>>59316663
Im ameriboo and I like NBA and I wanted to also check other American sports
>>59307308
Post more of this semen demon
Ahem. Yes. Thank you.
How do I wipe a Hard Drive from another computer?
Or should I go drive out to Best Buy or some other brick and mortar computer store for a new hard drive for cheap to save myself time and possibly get a better HDD, since the one I'm wiping is 6 years old and was never taken care of very well.
this is a gay ass general
>>59316987
from another computer? do you mean remotely from a different location the HDD is located or one you took out of another computer and is now hooked up to your current computer?
>>59316987
Best Buy will charge you like 80ish bucks because Geek Squad's pricing is designed around dumbfucks who have no idea how to do anything computer related.
t. Blueshirt
>>59317074
To be precise I have it hooked up with an enclosure, which is connected to a laptop, as that's my only choice seeing as my former computer was completed fried and gutted.
>>59316987
http://www.dban.org/
or just format it if your going to reuse it
>>59317059
This is a gay ass post.
>>59317109
do you want to install OS there or just use it as an external drive?
>>59317163
I plan on installing an OS and using it for my new computer.
hi /cum/ my name is Kevin how are you guys doing today
>>59316909
Can I call you hairy pussy?
>>59317199
just fantastic
>>59317109
You just want to wipe it? Are you on windows?
If so just go to search -> computer management -> click on storage then disk management
From there find the drive you want to format, make sure it's right, then right click it and format it.
>>59316645
I want to love you and take care of you and let you sleep on my chest family.
>>59317280
>>59317191
If you're installing an OS on it then you really don't need to format it now, you can format it while installing windows
>>59317191
Im not sure if its possible to install OS in external HDD and even if you can it the pc will probably be very slow since it will be connected with USB
heres my instagram guys
https://www.instagram.com/souljaboy/
>>59317280
Yep. On windows.
>>59317311
I'll give that a go.
Gonna set it up and give a status report in a bit.
Thanks, all.
rate me and my gf
>>59317433
What a beautiful creature with stunning, soft features and such luscious lip.
I hope you consider dumping that ugly broad on the right and become my bf one day.
So I went to this doctor the other day and the nurse there was this pretty hot 40~ year old milf.
Kept making eye contact with her and I think she really liked it. She kept hinting that she was interested in me the entire time but I was too nervous to act on it.
>"Hey, anon can you do me a favour? haha, i'll be over in 15"
What did she mean by this?
>>59317643
She's bringing the bull over so you can prep him.
rate me and my gf
everything east of the Rockies should be nuked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9Pz57jM6s
>>59317775
You a Cascadiabro? Purge when?
>>59317643
she needs sum flour
rate me and my gf
no bully
>>59317864
I haven't left my cave in a week and my eyes have only seen computer screen light. I'm not ready.
So I got my food and was walking out of McDonalds when two women were coming in, so I held the door for them like the supreme gentleman I am. The first one was a normal middle-aged fatty but the second one looked a little older and was basically tottering on 2 canes. When she passed me I went to let go of the door and saw her pajama pants were falling down in back. I saw like 3/4ths of her wrinkly asscrack.
I'm still eating the McDonald's right now though.
>>59317943
she wants to cum over and hold ur hand
>>59317791
ameriboos really creep me out. Is this how the nips feel when the weird westacucks english teacher starts talking?
>>59317937
8.2/10
Balaclavaposting is the best recent /cum/ gimmick.
>year 2033
>still haven't achieved manifest destiny
I need help choosing my allies, who do you guys think I should team up with?
Probably won't be able to ally south america because they have a city I want (so I can make the panama canal) and won't sell me it so they are off the table.
>tfw maybe gf soon
>>59318017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
KEK
>>59318071
Nuke Japan, twice.
>be in BDSM relationship
>gf on period
>having some really rough anal last night
>we haven't gotten to the point where we need a safe word
>we finally reached that point but didn't have one
>ended up stopping in the middle of fucking her ass bc she started to freak out
>immediately released her from her restraints and apologize
>start comforting her and we end up cuddling all night
What should our safeword be /cum/bros?!
>>59318107
yeah, I'm not clicking on that shit.
>>59318178
I only really have 1 west coast city and the arabs (who control japan) are probably the smallest threat to me right now
>>59318218
a LEAF
>>59318338
el ecuadorANO
>>59318398
how do you know i was talking about canada?
sensitive bunch you canadians are
get on my level niggers.
>>59318461
the one with the flute is my fave
>>59318461
My cousins gf has a brother who lives there. I fixed a few laptops for her to send to him.
>>59318461
muh diikk
>>59318308
I think I'll go with this one. What if she can't talk though?! This one might be it bros can't fuck it up
>>59318694
just dont kill her with that bbc m8
>>59318107
>Ameriboos
>girls want to be with me
>push her away because nothing scares me more than the thought of being happy
haha just fuck my shit up senpai
tfw no bf
>>59318911
h-haha it sucks
>>59318694
Hand sign.
Make sure that her mouth and hands aren't restrained at the same time.
>>59318891
hissssss...............SSSSSS...............
>>59318960
those titties on 1 though
>>59318911
stfu and just make urself say yes to her, just force yourself to do it, tell her your fucked up, stop being lame
>>59318891
hisssssssssss...........SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS................................
>>59319036
This
>>59318911
Hedgehog syndrome, look it up.
You can probably still have a relationship with her, just talk to her about it, let her know its nothing personal, you're just afraid of hurting her and being hurt.
>>59319036
Don't tell him what to do
>>59307308
Post more of this slut, please.
>>59318911
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=8m55s&v=7hU_29bHmcM
>>59318944
go get one
>>59318714
You'd have to be a frothing commie to not like Ameriboos.
I HATE all fat people, without exception.
>>59319102
Just ask for more pictures, she's probably here rn.
Post more pictures, slut.
>>59319173
The worst of them are the fat parents that pass their shitty eat habits onto their kids, fucking their confidence over from an early age
>>59319173
You have hurt me.
>>59319238
Parents who pass on shitty writing habits are far worse.
>>59319090
>Their results revealed that, for people who are chronically anxious, the experience of rejection led people to be relatively unsociable; but among people with more optimistic dispositions, the experience of rejection led to intensified efforts to get close to others. They concluded,
Feels bad man
My daddy taught me how to roll spliffs one handed and shotgun a tall can of malt liquor in 3 gulps but at least I ain't no fat fuck ya know.
>>59319264
DNP brain
shud i get kfc or pizza /cum/-chan ?
>>59319375
how about make your own decisions and stop posting animoeshit you're a grown man FFS
>>59319375
Both
>>59319375
A bullet
>>59319430
this
>>59319375
Cook your own meal you sheltered recluse
Is there a porn theater in your city?
>>59319430
thats no fun
>>59319481
ow
>>59319517
i already made a tuna sandwich and lasagna yesterday
when ordering a shirt from us. they ask, normal or premium fitted. premium is $2 more. is that worth it? I dont even know what it means.
>>59319518
>Porn theater
That's a thing? Do people wank in them?
hey what happened to my snek post?!
>>59319549
I think premium fitting is for tall people.
>>59319556
i deleted it
you got a problem?
>>59319553
>related
http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/the-pictures-of-the-apex-porn-theater-in-baltimore-are-as-creepy-as-possible/
>>59319553
they used to be a thing in the old days before VHS, and yeah people wanked in them. It's dead shit now and I think they only exist as a novelty for the rare pervert senior pervert that wants a nostalgia fap or something. I think fags hook up there or something.
>>59319556
people hissed at it so it went away in fear i assume
>>59319592
ok I am 6'1" so I guess im taking premium then.
buying this because i love bob
>>59319662
>buying a bob ross shirt
how much dank do you smoke?
>>59319691
im autistic
>>59319700
If every swede is autistic then no one is.
>>59319918
New
MEXICO
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lmao cum hehe
