/cum/ CANADA USA MEXICO
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /cum/ CANADA USA MEXICO
bears r cool
First for fuck anime
>>59319918
Communist shit. Delete this thread.
Third for hang weebs
Relax
>yfwdbwdsb
When was the last time your hugged your momma ?~
i hope i never meet a bear
i would be supa scared and run away and hed eat me probably
>>59319939
Bro bears are bro tier
>>59319973
like 3 weeks ago, when I had to go back to uni
>>59319939
there's nothing communist about bears
nth for don't bully!
>>59319973
On mother's day after getting into a heated argument with her
>>59319977
ya u look tasty
>>59320044
>getting into a fight with your mom on mothers day
>>59319973
Like 6 years ago. No ones hugged me since
>>59320052
cute lil motherfucker lol
What are your goals for the summer? I'm spooky skelly tier, so I plan on getting up to 160
>>59320050
Thats not a bear u duma@ss its a wolf
>>59320044
y would u argue with ur mom on mothers day
>>59319973
last month
>>59319973
Saturday, before my parents went on vacation
>>59319973
Years probably. My mother isn't a very affectionate person.
>on my 2nd xl tims coffee in as many hours
>>59320289
>that feel when never drinking coffee master race
@59320316
dumb limey poster
I could beat you all up in a fight irl
>>59320315
I don't trust people who don't drink coffee. They're always fuckin weird.
>>59320315
I drink it bc i used to be an alcohol and now i just drink a bunch of coffee
>>59320316
lol mad
>>59320342
Where you at pussy
>>59320342
Id have you flat on your ass faster than you could say "uncle"
>>59320372
Why don't you stop being a bitch and learn some self control?
>>59320342
Give me an address mother fucker
>>59320411
Why don't you suck my dick faggot
>>59319973
I actually remember the last time I hugged her, 12 years ago, it was the day of my grandfather's funeral.
>>59320461
ok *opens mouth*
>>59320342
i sent u running scared last time kiddo
>>59320289
I've dropped coffee entirely and feel much better without it desu.
It's a terrible meme drink.
>>59320472
*unzips dick*
>>59320506
yeah but i need a drug anon
>>59320342
Meet me somewhere motherfucker I'll smoke you like a god damn sausage.
>>59320334
I see that you're either a retard who can't properly reply to my post, or you're too scared for me to shatter whatever reply that you make, which I will demonstrate now.
>>59320380
Hell yes I'm mad, but is that all you can muster against me? The US has ruined the world, my culture, and that's all you can say you cunt?
@59320535
no (you) for you, dumb limey
>>59320506
I drink coffee because it tastes good
>>59320535
It was just a prank bruh.
Reminder that black bears are huge pussies that get scared even by turkey decoys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqRRYlPc70Q
>>59319918
Fuck your bears. Fear the mighty beast from South America
>>59320440
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
COME GET SUM BITCH
>>59320597
Dude why would you talk about your mom that way?
MY WHOLE FAMILY ON THE POLICE FORCE, HO
>>59320563
Ah, I see that you're just an immature fool who thinks that I care about getting "(you)"'s. Well I don't all replies are the same to me lad.
>>59320573
You're stance still hasn't changed, even after I completely shattered it. You really are arrogant aren't you?
>>59320621
#btfo
>>59320597
What do they eat?
>>59320638
Jesus you sound like a butthurt fedora faggot.
>>59320589
t. turkey
>>59320679
American tourists.
>>59320680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WaDeH9XQNP
>There's Americans dumb enough to take the bait
TROGLODYTES
Some insist that suicide is both a coward and a cheat, but I think the suicide is rather courageous.
To look at one's life and decide that it's not worth living, then to go through with the horrible act.
Millions of people live lives that aren't worth living. Many fewer people end their worthless lives.
To look down the barrel of the gun or over the lip of the pill bottle and say, "That is what I want, that is the world
that needs me, better than breath, better than banging my bones through the remainder of these sorry days"
There is the courageous man and woman, the suicide. But I don't own the courage to kill myself.
why are brits so jealous of us, lads?
all they ever do is come over here and try to act tough
>>59320817
I always thought it was weakness but maybe youre right
>>59320818
>says brits are jelous of us
>uses "lads"
>>>/int/brit
>>59320817
You're absolutely right but your post still deserves a tip.
british butthurt about america is only matched by australian butthurt about canada
>>59320589
We had a problem bear coming around my tent one night, bear banger didn't do shit, either did shooting at it and one night I went to piss and a black bear bluff charged me and I ran at it. Then two more black bears ran at me from behind and they weren't bluffing so then all three of them chased me. I got too my truck like 10 feet away but it felt like it was 100. Nobody believes that story. Never seen them act like that.
>>59320817
There's nothing courageous about offing yourself like a pussy because you can't hack it.
Hello 4chan.
Is it a lovely evening at your location?
>>59320938
That soundes horrifying anon.
Black bears are usually super curious but it can turn out to be a curse, and in your case, can be fatal. Most of fatal black bear attacks happened to campers at night, during the day they don't seem to have the same behavior.
>>59320933
All I see is American butthurt at the Brits tbqh
>>59320975
no
its hot
>>59320975
its windy and still wont rain
>>59320975
I want this spring/summer meme to FUCK OFF
Why can't North Americans stop shitposting?
>>59321015
>>59320996
Be grateful for your warmth, friends.
>>59320966
is it more courageous to just keep going out of sheer inertia
>>59321129
Yes.
https://my.uscis.gov/prep/test/civics/view
we'll see who's a real patriot here
>>59321097
i miss cold
>>59321204
I miss the heat, to be honest with you.
We have them a few times, when the sun tends to beat down on the area more than usual, and then it is back to being cold.
I'm used to the cold though.
>>59321182
i got 90% tax and amendments got me
>I do the hardest job there is, I'm a mom
EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE! BUST A MOVE! COME ON NOW, JUST SHAKE YOUR BOOTY TO THE BEAT!
>>59321275
hilarious considering the women who say this usually have some poor bastard putting in 14 hour days at the salt mine to put the baloney sandwiches on the table it causes her so much stress to prepare.
I am just so fucking lonely, guys.
Why do Canadians cutepost a lot?
>>59321351
just bite the bullet and get hooker already you sadsack
>>59321275
Being a mom is pretty chill unless you have an unruly little shit but then you can just drug the little fucker to get him to sit still
feeling rly cute tonight /cum/sies ughh~~
>>59321356
We're all sissybois
>>59321356
It's just one queer and I really wish he'd can it.
lmao fukkin nerds
>>59321182
95%. I skimmed through the answers of the WWII one and just clicked the first one that said germany.
>>59321356
It's only me
>>59321351
Just remember, friend. You will always have your family to cherish and love you.
>>59321444
>missing any
get out of my country, communist filth
>>59321356
cauz we're rly cute senpai and so are u
>>59321382
I want to give hug you :3
Does anyone have the image of feel guy with helium tanks and a bag over his head? I need it to make a new image.
>>59321382
>>59321485
i really want to hug you
>>59321356
every1 rly likes 2 b cute /cum/-chan !~
>>59321555
wew lad, thought it was in colour for some reason. this complicates things.
nice digits tho
>>59321356
it runs in their blood
My penis is too big and it's starting to become a bit of a hassle. Should I get a penis reduction surgery?
So I went running and saw some illegal Canadians shitting and standing on AMERICAN farmland
>>59321498
>>59321541
*hugs and kisses you's*
>>59321581
*you too*
>>59321604
I once woke up with a 7 inch boner and had to shut but I couldn't because my deck kept touching the cold porcelain. I had to hold in my shut for like 3 minutes and think about ugly faced up stuff to get the boner to stop
Am I cute???
>>59321679
No.
>>59321679
Yes. :3
Is he the greatest mind of our generation?
>>59321702
STOP
>>59321711
I really enjoy his twits
>>59321679
yes u are fampai
>raspberries will forever be expensive to buy and backbreaking to pick
>you will never be able to stuff your mouth full of raspberries all day erry day thus eliminating the need for unhealthy snacks
it's not fair, why is it that everything that's good (even the healthy stuff that's good) is expensive or hard to get in large quantities, whereas the only readily available things all taste like shit
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a delicacy
I want to fuck /cum/
>>59321801
No pls
>>59321711
No. Behold. It is I, Caliph Stefan ibn Molymeme, first Caliph of the AnCap paradise of Memeistan. The First of the rightly guided Caliphs. I, Stefan ibn Molymeme (no aggression be upon him), am the final messenger of Western philosophy.
There will be no philosopher after me.
I implore the faithful to follow the Five Pillars of Kekism. For these are mandatory to be offered entrance into Anarcho-Capitalist Jannah.
1. Shahada - your declaration of faith and trust in National Capitalism as an intemediary to AnCap Jannah. Public profession that I am the true and final Western philsopher.
2. Zakat - Daily viewing and reading of the Prophet available for free at FreeDomainRadio.com or Youtube.com/user/stefbot
3. Sala - mandatory charity of at least one dollar, payable at FreeDomainRadio.com/donate
4. Nahi Anil Munkar - Forbidding that what is evil (spanking children, virtue signaling, white-knighting, and especially making non arguments)
5. Tabarra - Expressing your disassociation and hatred towards Evil (Statism)
To you Libertarians and Objectivists, I grant 'People of the Book' status. You can still enter AnCap Jannah. However, to live in our Ummah you must pay jizya of two dollars.
As to you infidels: The Statists, the Liberals, the people that refute my message... The declaration of Jihad is yet to come.
>>59321790
Because economy n stuff
>>59321792
This
>>59321801
Lewd
>>59321609
I know someone who has been illegally living in the states for almost 20 years. He just tells people he's from Minnesota and he lost his birth certificate in a house fire. He ended up getting his GED in the states so nobody ever suspected he may be illegal.
>>59321964
What would happen if he tried to get citizenship ?
>>59321981
It would be extremely gainful
I am marvelous
>>59321964
I got mistaken as a native in Rural Ontario
>>59321964
>from Minnesota
Might as well say he's canadian
>buddy says "lets hang out on friday, i'll call ya"
>never calls
>probably ditched to hang out with other people
>too much pride to call and ask whats up
cunt
>>59322136
that's what you get for having "buddies"
>>59322136
just kidding
>>59322136
Story of my life, that's why I consider myself friendless nowadays. I stop calling and texting my only two (former) friends.
>Not a single sign of that canadian "guy vaping with a fedora on" poster
>>59321790
Just grow your own, you do have fertile land for fruit and veggies, right?
>>59322157
evil twins fucking >>>>>>>>/out/
>>59322136
I know that exact feel
>>59321609
That is the definition of bumfuck nowhereville
>>59322230
you'd think so, but essentially all Canadian land that's even maybe possibly somewhat useful is already owned and/or protected
And raspberry bushes don't have the greatest lifespan, they're back-breaking to pick and you don't get much produce out of a harvest.
>when you drive your car and you hold your ciggie by your left hand as your hand holds the wheel at the same time and the ciggie somehow slips from the grip of your two fingers and the burning end of the ciggie ends up right between your fingers and it burns like a motherfucker
>>59322347
>he fell for the evil twin meme
It's one person
The next Prime Minister of Canada.
>>59322282
please stop posting this
>>59322371
he's a mouthbreathing retard
>>59322282
please never stop posting this
>>59322347
ull never catch me muwahah
>>59322282
please sometimes post this
what ethnicity would my eyes be?
the picture is dark I have blue eyes
Me on the left desu
The next Prime Minister of Canada.
>>59322282
please only post this on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday
>>59322300
You should get some land in Mexico then, if the narcos don't invade, you can grow practically anything, no attention required. I have some strawberries, carrots, guayabas, papaya, arugula, some thing called Jabuticaba, lettuce and raspberries, just need to water them once every few days and keep those fucking squirrels away from your stuff.
>fellow canucks carrying on the vaping fedora torch
Warms my heart that if I died tomorrow perhaps my forced memes would live on
>>59322458
i dont know, white? scottish. looks like grey blue
>>59322458
Tired person
>implying she won't be the next Prime Minister of Canada
>>59322458
girlr? Hello, i am man
>>59322526
close up of my eye in light
>>59322506
>Not based Kevin O'leary
Ezra is a fucking disgusting, lying Jew that shames conservatism in Canada
>>59322519
Seems to me that canucks were the ones that actually created most of the memes here
>Baby
>Fedora vaper
>just kiddin
>implying he wont be the next Prime Minister of Canada
Alright fellow Northamerifags, I was a dumb beaner and got scammed in the interwebs, (Mercado Libre to be exact). What do?
>>59322578
brit
>>59322606
learn from your mistake
>>59322606
What did you buy?
>>59322597
Kevin O'Leary is a lying, outsourcing, shitty businessman and Irish/Lebanese crypto Jew that shames Canada without even living here.
>>59322458
I got steve busecemi eyes
>>59322606
there's nothing else to do, dumb ass
you got scammed, unless you signed some kind of contract. you can't do anything
>>59322599
>tfw TPBposting is dead
>>59322599
i literally made two of those lol
This kryptonite weed is nasty as fuck
Can't believe I paid 50 bucks for it
I want my kush back damn it
>>59322675
Whoa, you invented 2 memes?
C-c-can you teach us?
>>59322599
Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty sure I made the first custom Easter frog back in early March before that faggot flooded the board with these every day and had to come up with new ones. Before that they were just regular green ones.
>>59322709
im still working on a couple more
>>59322631
Cubic Ninja for the 3DS. Was too desperate to get a get free games on my console thanks to an exploit with that game.
>>59322655
Thanks for being direct, anon.
>>59322713
I remember seeing the easter frog posted very infrequently a long time ago, I think it's at least a year old.
> tfw no jokes against my ethnicity
Feels bad
>>59322756
Do you post here 24/7?
There was a time on /tv/ where i almost created a meme
It was just simply called "immediately ignored"
>You didn't like a post?
>"immediately ignored"
That's it, you just posted "immediately ignored", it was simple. And people were using it. But then it stopped.
>>59322757
What, it's been like half a year since the 3DS was completely hacked, you don't need that shitty game anymore
>>59322814
immediately ignored
>>59322814
immediately ignored
>>59322814
immediately ignored
>>59322751
poop myself and waddle my way to the restroom.
>>59322814
immediately ignored
:^)
>>59322814
immediately ignored
iNmEadiAtEly igNorEed
>>59322781
>tfw the only jokes about my ethnicity are calling us the white version of niggers and also saying we're not actually white
>>59322887
What ethnic group?
>>59322887
t. ivan slavshitovich
>>59322814
u should post cute things like me
/cum/ luvs cute things
:)
I just can't wait to be king
>>59322887
t. Mick MacGonagal
>>59322889
the frog
>>59322887
irish or slav?
>>59322902
bad meme
>>59322902
post ur cute stinky bhole
>you will never spend a cute day with a cute canadian doing cute things
There's no point in even trying anymore.
>>59322919
la rana
>>59322948
la ranita
>tfw New England will never be independent
>>59322925
>>59322926
>>59322937
>>59322938
/cum/ rly likes me !
feed me !!
>>59322946
i really fucking hate this feel
>>59322898
>>59322922
This one
>>59322900
>>59322962
Open up motherfucker
>>59322960
>tfw independent NE would never include Long island
Hello guys, i posted a blushing anime girl, am i cute now?
> tfw arab
It sucks
>>59322979
>>59322946
u shud cum over we can have lots of fun playing
>>59323003
I've heard its the bomb
>Kurds are not brotier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kfAa5PlTo&feature=youtu.be&t=1317
>>59323011
Kek
>>59323003
I will remove you from Europa, Muhammed
t. brit
>>59322994
cute cute CUTE!
>>59323009
literally this
>>59323015
i kinda like kurds, but seeing both americans and israelis supporting them, makes me believe that they are shit
>>59323059
taco
NOT cute, I am a complete fucking psychopath
>>59323033
I'm not even a muzzie
;-;
>>59323059
kurds are the only right option though
>>59323071
ahahhaha
>>59323081
Don't talk shit about Frankie you nigger
>in a little under 2 weeks, the new CoD trailer is the 4th most disliked video in YouTube history
Call of Duty BTFO
i want to cut my cock off
someone please just kill me now so i dont have to go through the trouble
liking classical music makes you pretentious?
>>59323059
Kurds are the only right option right now. If the US would support the SAA that would also mean they'd support Hezbollah at the same time therefore betraying they jewish overlords.
Canadian troops are training the Peshmerga in Iraq right now and arabs got all butthurt recently because our troops had Kurdistan flag patches stitched on them.
>>59323113
Never, the man is a national treasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeeKe74fP9w
wat game are you playing /cum/-chan ?
>tfw it's really humid in the house and you have the windows open and it rained but yet it still feels HOTTER in your room with the windows open
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>59323157
Only if you tell other people, keep it to yourself
>>59323179
havent played any games recently because im kinda bored of vidyas right now even though im building a new gaming pc but usually i play story driven walking simulators and atmospheric point-and-click horror games, also some csgo
>>59323179
well today i tried to play Battlefield bad company 2
and nobody was fucking playing, so yeah
>>59323179
About to start Terraria in a bit.
You?
>>59323179
ive been masturbating for 3 hours
>friday night
>browsing this shithole
What's you excuse, /tv/? Mine is that people don't like me.
Let's see /cum/s heritage then
been a while since we've done this
>>59323231
I mean, /cum/. Sorry.
>>59323234
you are 1/8 slav, therefore you are not white
BIG
>>59323234
>unironically being canadian
>>59323179
OS Runescape
went outside
it was pretty ok
>>59323081
holy shit i now remember zellers
>>59323231
I have no friends but you guys
>>59323234
Fine, but remember you asked
>>59323320
My first job was at zellers
>>59323316
Again, the definition of Bumfuck Nowhereville
>>59323300
>loved killing germans
>his mother is german
something freudian something
>>59323231
I'm too autistic to keep in contact with people
>>59323324
>Obscure autism flags
>>59323344
heh my illusions work once again
>>59323345
He had issues
>>59323357
Those are the historically correct flags of the nations they belong too, all except the irish one which was done out of convenience
>>59323371
Where is this?
Just filled up my boyfriend's throat with a handful of ice cubes up my ass
Who /manthusiast/ here?
>>59323317
Poor chihuahua
>>59323320
>mfw I remember Zellers too
They tried to replace it with Target in my city two years ago but it failed miserably and eventually closed
>>59323322
>>59323352
We have each other.
is it gay to like girls?
>>59323397
Did you ask him what they tasted like?
>>59323395
bumfuck nowhereville
>>59323430
a bit
>>59323252
>Mexicans in charge of math
i want to be a chihuahua.
>>59323395
southeast pa. densely populated bos-wash corridor
>>59323464
Who doesn't?
>>59323404
There was a Target in my small city too, but it eventually closed down due to the fact that the only reason people were going into the store was because it had a built-in Starbucks.
>>59323430
pls be in mexico city
>>59323434
Haha, too funny
>>59323472
Ah ok
>>59323464
>>59323478
i am a chihuahua
>>59323496
fuck you, you ruined my night
Bears are bro-tier
>>59323522
where are ya from friend-o
>>59323522
And how did I accomplish this feat?
first world is boring
>why yes, I do go by the trip "MICK'd" on the 'chon
>>59323602
i dont think getting beheaded is very exciting
>>59323602
too bad you dont live in the first world pedro
>>59323602
>the grapes are sour anyways!
>>59323602
I wish I knew what the first world felt like.
>>59323617
>that namefag roleplaying as an Irish immigrant
Fuck him desu
>>59323602
what it lacks in violent excitement it makes up for in...
...everything else
>>59323690
>EIRE: HEEHEE FOOK AMERICUH I'M OIRISH LADDIE DIDN"T YA HEAR? PROUD BOSTONIAN WITH ONLY MINOR 3/4 GERMAN ADMIXTURE
>>59323726
>>59323716
>>59323690
with ALL that being said I really like Irish people.
Wish there were more here T B H
>>59323556
east coast
>>59323569
you were sarcastic to me
>>59323777
>east coast
>vulnerable to sarcasm
wtf senpai we're supposed to be the tough coast. this is why I'm going west. you all make no sense to me
>>59323777
I wish I could kill you tbqh notfam
>unironically living east of the rockies
>>59323464
Why are chihuahua such fucking assholes? They're always barking and biting anything and everything. More so than other breeds.
canada stops at lake of the woods
>>59323857
I AM A LOUD FUCKING EAST COASTER MOVING TO THE PNW NOTHING WILL FUCKING STOP ME. YOUR HIPSTER WOMEN WILL SWOON AT MY GRADE A [ASSHOLE] PERSONA, SPASTIC NEED TO WORK, AND MASHING OF WORDS INTO ONE ANOTHER. I WILL SAY "SODA" AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT. FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
but yeah the west coast seems pretty cool
>>59323904
>I WILL SAY "SODA" AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT. FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
but thats the correct way to say it
A nigger with deadlocks was spotted breaking into a dorm here and stealing a laptop, supposedly he is hiding near the cemetery. This spook is in for something super naturally spooky
>>59323930
N-no! you are all backwoods weirdo schmucks that say 'pop'. I KNOW this because I read about it on internet forums like this. Don't lie to me you west coast weasel
>what kind of coke would you like, sir?
>what kind of coke? why, I'll take a Sprite.
>>59323968
ghosts ain't gonna do nothing white boo
>>59323973
the only people who call it pop are backwater midwesterners who support communism
>>59324008
really?
sorry.
i like you now.
>>59323870
because they're fucking meskins :^)
I kek every time they're trembling
>>59324076
>forgetting /cum/ in the subject line
full dummy
