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Paxton Lynch a.k.a. the future GOAT edition.
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake
>Gringo futbol thread
i am a sheltered fuckface that likes alternative women. they always drag me into their bs. i blame normie women for this. what is wrong with me
>>59324085
Dumb frogposter.
>>59324073
It wasn't tho.
>>59324073
so this is why you guys love moving to california
la rana
i'll show you
if you're not red on this map you're basically stupid
>>59324085
Reminder that using 'Spanish' is enabling the oppression of the EUROPEAN PATRIARCHY. Speak your NATIVE language and be PROUD! Remember the work of your ancestors, like the city Technoleechland or something. VISTA NO PEERO! BLERTA! JOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSS
want to get drunk but will probably become suicidal again and it will ruin my strength gains desu
>>59324121
exactly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tpW1m-8yVQ
>>59324123
La rana de dos patas
>>59324152
>get drunk
>lose all strength gains
what kinda fucking alcohol are you drinking? drain cleaner dumped on your abs? what the fuck?
>Paulina Peña is getting fugged right now
>it's not by you
>she will never sit on your face
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>59324183
alcohol kills your gains anon
you don't sleep well and it kills your test levels
>>59324206
literally who
tell me something fucked up you did that if people found out would treat you badly
>>59324216
huh, didn't know that. I mean, russians aren't known for being low test tho
>>59324229
The daughter of our president, Lord Peña.
nth for don't bully!
>>59324253
I post on an anime image board most of my free time
>>59324253
nice try nsa, i still want women to talk to me
>>59324258
>white people rule mexico
ayy lmao what senpai
>>59324280
*bullies*
>>59324258
really feel sad that these kids, their names stained by their own father
>>59324265
>tumblr
>>59324315
pls do not
>>59324258
We should do our own kind of Bolshevik usurpation with the excuse of fondling our president's daughters
>>59324253
I post on 4chan, i may or not have illegal indecent content on my PC
>Mexicans
>>59324348
>>59324348
>We should do our own kind of Bolshevik usurpation with the excuse of fondling our president's daughters
estaba a punto de decir eso, me ganaste
Neat map but these names are stupid. I live in Ungava-Hauts de Quebec but I live south of Montreal.
>>59324253
I fucked your mother without a condom a couple decades or so ago and up and bailed on her ass, or so the story goes...
>>59324334
what the fuck
i fUckEd uR moTheEr
Commie mexican can't meme for shit
>>59324334
>white people
>>59324259
Why do people make dumb posts like these?
>>59324355
Pido a las 2 güeras de la derecha
>>59324413
pero yo me referia a ejecutar a la familia presidencial
>Watch dark knight rises with family again
>CIA scene
>Can't stop smirking and giggling
>"Anon? what's so funny?"
the prophet speaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ
PeRo iO mE RefeRIaa a EJecuThar a La fAmILia PreSiDenCiAl
>>59324450
el bolshevikANO
>>59324396
He is autistic, don't mind him and his dumb caps responses
>>59324428
No, porque? Haz lo que quieras con Peña pero sus morritas son mías carnal.
even with all the menes i love you mexico and dont want you to go ok goodnight
>>PeRo iO mE RefeRIaa a EJecuThar a La fAmILia PreSiDenCiAl
>>59324483
>menes
fuck back to KC
http://canadathreads.com/products/battle-ready-tee
>>59324483
I ain't leaving nowhere hun
Time for Benadryl
>>59324499
I might ironically buy one of these.
where are the (You)s?
>>59324527
What does his soul hide, that he must cover his eyes with the abyss?
>>59324528
I already did senpai, haha
I love cloud chasing, ironically of course
>>59324546
here you go el indio
>>59324546
https://youtu.be/-LyEvuULDFs
>>59324561
epic post my friend
>>59324430
It's not funny anymore. Bane posting was funny for about 5 minutes.
They work for the fedora, the vape man
>>59324021
heh....Broncos Nation shout out to the senpai south of the the border!
>raiders suck.
BLOOOOOOOOOOONDIE
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would quit cigarettes just to inhale nicotine water vapor?
>>59324626
(You) KNOWWWW WHAT YOU AREEEEEE?
>>59324546
HEY BLONDIE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
JUST A DIRT SON OF A BITCH
>>59324573
what's the point of this shitty netflix account if i have to go pirate movies i want to watch anyway
>>59324608
Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos won the Superb Owl L.
>>59324767
i also fell for the fucking netflix meme
i can't fucking believe it
Alright, who getting friday liquored alone here? Fucking normies leave /cum/ high and dry.
>>59324021
>My mental SJW sister gets a dog
>Whole family obsessed with this thing
>So spoiled it whimpers and whines the second people stop paying attention to it
>If I'm taking a nap the dog starts growling and biting at me because I'm not paying attention to it
>If I so much as mention that its behaviour is bad (literally constantly whimpering and whining) she fucking scolds me and yells at me
>Last week I was super feverish
>dog is whimpering and whining as my sister leaves
>Go downstairs and get some water, pass out on couch
>Check dog's water and food, keeps whining, eh, my sister must've taken it out
>Sis comes back
>HOWS THE DOG BEEN
>Whining for the last two hours
>Nobody's home, it's time to shine
>She begins calling me a psycho for not caring for her dog
>Yells at me for 20 minutes like a psycho.. basically screaming at me that I'm a sociopath and ruining this family
>That my apathy affects the entire family
>none of this is true, I do TONNES of shit to make my mental family feel better btw
>Basically telling me I'm a monster, a bad person, SCREAMING at me for 20 mins
>Smiling the who time even though her face is red with rage
>Lose it, tell her to fuck off, run upstairs to my room, literally scared she'll beat me
>call my dad and other sis to explain what's happening
>Dad says I'm a dick for not taking out the dog and consider my sister's feelings cause she has PTSD
>Other sis tells me it's my cabin fever from being inside too much because of being sick
>Dad comes home, psycho sister acts cheery
>Dad pulls me aside and basically tells me not to be a dick
JUST
>>59324911
hahahhaha
I'm going to marry Yasuho!
ME atm!!
>>59324911
The answer to your problem seems really clear to me, anon. What are you waiting for?
someone post cumbaby
>>59324959
me and u rite now
>>59324911
I'm not reading all that shit faggot
>>59324863
seriously
"we don't have those classic movies you always wanted to watch, or want to rewatch, but here's a series about wives and their gay husbands"
what a complete waste
>>59325009
cumchan is totes adorbs
>>59324911
post your sister pics pls
>>59324911
Post pics of your sister anon, don't be rude and share them with us
>>59325009
mine is better senpai
>finally meet a girl I am interested in
>she is dating someone
Never a good feel
I'M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING BABY
>>59325066
Girls are volatile creatures, make her cheat on her man with you, make her believe you are the best dating alternative
tell me about the /cum/ baby
>>59325103
i want the best 4 u /cum/-chan, i want u 2 have a cute wife with lots of cute kids
>>59324966
>>59324961
>>59324937
Starting a new job that I'll make 30k salary this monday. I also live in a poor as fuck part of Canada so I'll be able to 100% support myself.
I've worked my whole life to be a hard worker so I could be independant of them and it's working.
Also this just happened:
>Psycho sister texts other sister at 11:30 pm to let the dog out (we live 30 mins away from her place)
>Other sister has been drinking and can't drive (I had just driven her to a bar)
>I also drive her to work and back every fucking day (when she has work)
>Never paid gas bc she says I got to go to uni on the way so it didn't matter
>We don't even know how to get in my sister's appt to let the dog out or anything
>other sister LETS GO ITS HER DOG ITS IMPORTANT
>"We don't even know where her keys are"
>DOESN'T MATTER I'LL LOOK THROUGH ALL THE MAILBOXES
>new appt so we don't even know what her mailbox is
>"This is fucking stupid"
>ANON YOU ARE ALWAYS SUCH A DICK SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK FOR FAVOURS YOU ASSHOLE
>Dad wakes up, tells me to stop being difficult and give her a damn drive, it's just a favour (12:30AM mind you)
>Start driving, psycho sis hasn't been responding to texts or calls
>Finally says "oh I took care of it"
>"This is why we should have waited, she didn't even care"
>ANON ANON YOU ARE SUCH A DICK
>Berates me entire way back, telling me I'm a dick, never do anything for her
>"Tell her I drive her everyday to work and back"
>I NEVER SAID YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING, YOU'RE JUST DIFFICULT ANON HOLY SHIT
>Mom wakes up and starts to defend me
>Other sis has that same smile that seems to come with rage in the family
>backs off after a while
I live this every day.
>>59325135
>>59325128
I want to fuck that baby
*creeps in and kidnaps the /cum/ babby*
hehe
>Hey anon, show me your all of your ex-gf on facebook
>I can't
>Girl looks confused
>Can't even begin to think that a 23 year old man has never had a relationship
>>59325145
They say that the best way to deal with this is by posting your sister's photos in /cum/
>>59325185
>T-they cancelled their a-accounts
>All of them?
>...
>Yes
>>59324937
>>59324961
>>59324966
>>59325046
>>59325163
Fucking useless, the lot of you. Even for 4chan.
>>59325223
shut up faggot nobody cares about your wall of text greentext, eat a fucking dick.
Now post pics of your whore sister so I can have a wank.
>>59325234
>>59325233
>>59325223
Can you guys calm down?
>>59325246
Shut up nerd!
>>59325234
>>59325214
>>59325046
>>59325041
>>59325214
Ok faggots, I'll post pics.
Do any of you actually want to see?
>why can't we be friends starts playing
>>59324911
Either slap your sister's shit and/or make her cry next time she goes off on you, or covertly kill the dog (when it's not on your watch ofc.)
>>59325304
yes
post a pic of her panties too
>>59325304
We do.
Which Monogatari is /cum/'s favorite?
>>59325312
>>59325304
YES! Go ahead
>>59325304
dat pic is coming
oh shit waddup
>>59325110
I already told her I would beat the shit out of her bf to be with her and she got upset because I insulted his height and she just changed the subject, it's just a waiting game but shes adamant things wont fall threw. We'll see
>>59325341
1 - Spookie
2- Phoenix
3 - Monkey
4 - Vampire
5 - Cakey
6 - Doll
I forgot these things existed
>>59325365
>>59325351
>>59325333
>>59325315
My sister's walking with their chad boyfriends
>>59325384
Well yes,that is not a good approach, you need to get trough by relevant actions that would actually impress her, learn what she likes, do not let her know that you know what she likes, proceed to do actions that would sway her to your side. i.e. She likes smart guys, ace a test and tell her about your feat.
>>59325424
Is your sister the one with the red shirt? If not I had made a funny mistake.
>>59325412
nice...
someone post some porn to piss off the jannies
Guys I'm hooking up with a girl from Wisconsin. What should we talk about?
>>59325478
You first :^)
>>59325471
Oh fuck, I just realized I posted the shit version.
But since you're all so nice, I'll only upload them if someone replies with dubs, but if you do, I 100% swear I'll do it anons.
I'll be gaming all night and I'll check. I don't care for this shit anymore so I'll upload the pics.
>>59325424
>boyfriends
Good, tell her one of those is waiting in Mexico. I'll turn her into a good wife!
>>59325490
Cheese, inbred people and the Packers.
>>59325502
oh fuck off
>>59325490
what's a Wisconsin?
>>59325522
Godspeed anon.
>>59325522
Nice. I actually had a solid kek.
But fuck all of you if you actually think I'd do it.
Go fuck yourselves.
>>59325585
me in the back screaming loser at you
>>59324398
fucking white people man why do they exist
>>59325585
I can see why your sis is a little bitch if her brother is a humongous one, must run in the family
>>59325424
Fuck off
just destroyed some guy on /v/
Jannies delated the thread about the Canadian and his bastard spain child.
>>59325726
let's see it then so we can all reply to your post with "btfo"
>>59325726
What thread?
>>59325783
Eh.. weaksauce
>>59325799
just roll with it for meme's sake
>>59325783
I agree with you, I`m happy I buy a ps4.
CHYNA
>>59325783
terrible post
>>59325874
FAGGOT
if i get 10 you's i'll post some hentai
^ok
>>59325900
Here you go
>>59325726
>>59325783
Looks more like you got rekt m8
>>59325185
>>59325222
Is it common practice for Mexican girls to autistically keep note of every ex-gf of guys even if they're not dating?
>>59325941
that's some scooby doo shit
>>59325874
who /TURN OFF THE LIGHTS/ here?
>>59325900
alri
>>59325941
>got spoiled on /cum/ a couple of months ago about the ending of Life is Strange
>now this
It's not like I'm gonna play this piece of shit of a game anyway. LiS was a masterpiece, unlike this.
>LiS was a masterpiece
>>59326020
It genuinely was mate.
Who /neednewfriends/ here?
>>59325954
They just use them as reference for looks and behaviour should they decide to date you. Plus girls like to keep track of your private life for some reason
/v/ is making fun of us now...
>>59324911
>PTSD
From what?
She sounds like an oversensitive womanchild.
>>59326074
I honestly don't feel like having friends anymore. I am comfortable in my own loneliness. Somwhat. Wish I had a gf though.
>>59326042
Needed more Kate also more victoria, but got to had it to the frenchmen for making episode 4 which was genuinely good.
what faggot motherfucker thought it was a good idea to link /v/ here?
Fucking moron.
>fwb says she's going to sleep
>calls me, but phone is charging
>call back 5 mins later
>no answer
>get lolwut text saying "who is this"
>mfw number is her area code
>mfw she lives with her parents
>mfw I'm in college
>mfw never met her senpais
/int/ gf broke up with me a couple of days ago and I want some ERP that will make her jealous.
Anyone want to be my /cum/ gf?
>>59326138
>going to have more /v/ kids posting in /cum/
Did you make this post just to brag about having sex?
>>59326124
>mfw didn't get to know Kate better because I fucked up when I needed not to
>>59326020
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little /cum/ thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” fedora vaper guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking vaping fag. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a /cum/-chan poster or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic vapefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is "GREENTEXT GREENTEXT.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>59326178
cunt
>>59326162
Is it fine if I'm a guy?
i'd kiss a canadian boi
>tfw cucking capcom out of a sale
yar har fiddle dee dee
>>59326291
pretty gay, lad.
>>59326299
ayy
>>59326311
nothing gay about kissing your bros
>>59326140
Bls resbond lads. Do I text back, or do I let her deal with it in the morning?
>>59326089
B-but my mom said we are cool.
>>59326321
>Final fantasy X
>I don't like Final Fantasy X
night /cum/ fwends~~
>>59326363
literally the second worst pre-Lightning FF
>>59326368
sleep tight
don't let the balaclava man bite
>>59324021
"future Greatest Of All Time" is an oxymoron
>>59326368
Good night.
>>59326322
Wait
>>59326368
Nite nite
Oh great, more /v/ermin. Just what we need.
post neil
https://youtu.be/9QOJ-MfhgmY
>>59326440
don't be an as*hole dude
>>59326456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyruylD0BWQ
>>59326440
Stop being so f*cking rude!
WHILE YOU WERE GETTING DOWN ABOUT THE LIARS AND DIRTY DIRTY CHEATS OF THR WORLD
YOU COULD'VE BEEN GETTING DOWN TO THIS
SICK
BEAT
Why haven't you listed to the AOTY yet, /cum/?
>>59326572
>Tells him to not be rude
>swears
hmmmm
>>59326599
pic not related of course
>>59326599
It's not out for another month.
>>59326599
but i listened to black star months ago
THIS is AOTY
>>59326496
my man, my man
https://youtu.be/zAFgbKX25ZY
How realistic is Eyeshield 21 with real Handegg? They are showing it now in the chilean anime TV channel
>>59326798
As real as it can be.
The NFL and NCAA change their rules every year and E21 is over 10 years old now so some minor things are different.
Ok I sleep
>>59326890
sweet dreams senpai
goodnight niggers lol
>>59326903
Hopefully i'll dream about my qt
>>59326890
don't let the aliens probe
>tapping out this early on a friday
weak shit. weak. i'll get drunk and respond to that mexican that stays up late. fags.
>real nigga hours soon
who tf up?
>>59326979
not for another hour and 15 minutes, fampai
>>59326975
ayy boi
>mfw drinking and smoking
>>59326996
>smoking
Better be weed
ZzzZZz tell me a bed time story /cum/-chan !!
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdSAWBUpbIM
>>59326996
my man.
What you smokin' on? I don't smoke too much these days but I got some old ass stank shwag I might toke up on in a bit.
I'm getting pretty scotched outta my fucking mind at any rate.
>>59327052
there was once a huge canadian faggot who liked little anime girls who asked to be told a bed time story
the end
>>59327052
once there was a man
he was spooki
whoever went near him
he stole their cookie
>>59327052
Okay bitch you asked for it.
Living on the road my friend,
was gonna keep you free and clean
Now you wear your skin like iron,
And your breath as hard as kerosene.
You weren't your mama's only boy,
But her favorite one it seems
She began to cry when you said goodbye,
Sank into your dreams.
Pancho was a bandit boy,
His horse was fast as polished steel
Wore his gun outside his pants
For all the honest world to feel.
Pancho met his match you know
On the deserts down in Mexico
Nobody heard his dying words,
Ah but that's the way it goes.
Lefty, he can't sing the blues
All night long like he used to.
The dust that Pancho bit down south
Ended up in Lefty's mouth
The day they laid poor Pancho low,
Lefty split for Ohio
Where he got the bread to go,
There ain't nobody knows
Now the poets tell how Pancho fell,
And Lefty's living in cheap hotel
The desert's quiet, Cleveland's cold,
And so the story ends we're told
Pancho needs your prayers it's true,
But save a few for Lefty too
He just did what he had to do,
And now he's growing old
All Federales say
They could have had him any day
They only let him go so wrong
Out of kindness, I suppose.
>>59327052
There once was a little autistic faggot from Canada who went around pretending to be a little girl from a Chinese cartoon on a Chinese cartoon discussion
This man was such an autistic weeb faggot that not even the other autistic weeb faggots want to be around him.
So instead he goes to /int/ so he can continue being an autistic faggot without interruption.
I don't remember how the story ends but I think the autistic weeb faggot ends up killing himself once he gains a shred of self awareness.
>>59327052
*tells u a bed time story*
>>59327052
>My mental SJW sister gets a dog
>Whole family obsessed with this thing
>So spoiled it whimpers and whines the second people stop paying attention to it
>If I'm taking a nap the dog starts growling and biting at me because I'm not paying attention to it
>If I so much as mention that its behaviour is bad (literally constantly whimpering and whining) she fucking scolds me and yells at me
>Last week I was super feverish
>dog is whimpering and whining as my sister leaves
>Go downstairs and get some water, pass out on couch
>Check dog's water and food, keeps whining, eh, my sister must've taken it out
>Sis comes back
>HOWS THE DOG BEEN
>Whining for the last two hours
>Nobody's home, it's time to shine
>She begins calling me a psycho for not caring for her dog
>Yells at me for 20 minutes like a psycho.. basically screaming at me that I'm a sociopath and ruining this family
>That my apathy affects the entire family
>none of this is true, I do TONNES of shit to make my mental family feel better btw
>Basically telling me I'm a monster, a bad person, SCREAMING at me for 20 mins
>Smiling the who time even though her face is red with rage
>Lose it, tell her to fuck off, run upstairs to my room, literally scared she'll beat me
>call my dad and other sis to explain what's happening
>Dad says I'm a dick for not taking out the dog and consider my sister's feelings cause she has PTSD
>Other sis tells me it's my cabin fever from being inside too much because of being sick
>Dad comes home, psycho sister acts cheery
>Dad pulls me aside and basically tells me not to be a dick
JUST
>smoking
>Better be weed
>>59327204
Mexican bro I need your help! What the fuck does this mean "a el si le gusta mucho ese equipo"? I can't figure out if there's supposed to be an accent mark over the e in "el" or the i in "si" and what the fuck is the "le" before gusta. I'm about to bust out my old middle school textbook.
>>59327264
>el chicano no sabe español
sí has an accent mark because it's used an affirmation.
el only has an accent mark when it's the first word of the sentence and it's referring to someone
I don't really know how to explain the le part but hope it helped a bit
>>59327264
He does really like that team or he really likes that team.
>>59327264
>can't figure out if there's supposed to be an Accent mark over the e in "el" or the i in "si"
yeah it is supposed to
And it means "He does like that team a lot/very much"
The "le" would be "He does"
>>59327221
immediately ignored
>the hijab girls somehow where that AND the cap during graduation
what the fugggg
>>59327376
ebin
>>59327357
Why does vaping fedora man trigger you to such an extent?
>>59327376
>spanish confirmed for reddit tier
oh fug
/cum/ i am sleep
>>59327421
shut the FUCK up and go to sleep then you faggot ass cocksucking weeaboo nigger
>>59327410
tbqh, i was actually trying to revive my dead meme, "immediately ignored"
I want to impregnate an anime
>>59327421
>i am sleep
whoa
>>59327439
>trying to revive my dead meme
immediately ignored
>>59327421
>going to sleep during real nigga hours
french is such a pretty language, wish i spoke it well enough to communicate with the quebecois in the thread, if there are any
>>59327465
>Canada
immediately ignored
>>59327491
Quebecois tend to stick to /fr/.
>>59327421
have a nice sleep
>>59327402
ugh my ceremony is today I just want them to massacre my last name and it all to be over. Better things to do than sit around for more than 2 hours in a cap and gown
>>59327475
>twitter memes
immediately ignored
>>59327052
I did this once and it was really nice and well thought out and I didnt get any (you)s in return so no
>>59327491
There are a couple Quebecois who post in /cum/ sporadically but they're to busy being uppity special snowflakes to actually hang around and become one with the /cum/.
>>59327530
>mexican
/ignore
igNorE
>tfw non-quebecois french grand pappy
>surname so rare in this country you could dox me if I were to let it slip
Feels master race, my dudes. Fuck those inbred peasants and their meme dialect.
>>59327606
>not using the meme the correct way
Absolutely immediately ignored
>>59327621
immediately ignored
fuquebois
>>59327708
TOUCH FROM HERE APU
How many of you, canucks, would move to burgerland, if you could?
>>59327770
t. apu the tech support
>>59327773
I have no desire to do so but I could technically apply for dual citizenship cause of muh heritage
>>59327770
hellu is dis indiu?
>>59327773
>HOHOL
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>59327773
why would we want to? there's not much difference between our countries.
>>59327773
How many of you Ukranians would move to mother Russia?
>>59327791
But taxes, housing prices, le weedman - all this things. Are those just a pol/ memes?
>>59327773
please to be sending ukrainian qt's here
I've put some sorry sons of bitches six feet under for less than a (You), believe it.
>>59327773
I would, there is just always more stuff
>>59327858
STOP
THIS IS THE SPECIAL MODS OPERATIONS
PUT DOWN THE GUN
how do i get rid of my cuckold fetish?
>>59327797
Why you`ve killed Trotsky?
>>59327799 - >>59327825
>>59327806
This is very easy for everyone who wants this. Current political shit even makes this easier.
>>59327825
None of that means anything to me. I live comfortably. I make good enough money, I live in a nice area that isn't full of niggers and immigrants, I like where I'm at and I have no desire to go through a bunch of red tape and financial bullshit to move to the USA. Why would I? You got memed on, son.
how do i get rid of my fart fetish?
>>59327889
YOU AINT TAKIN' ME ALIVE, FEDERALE
I'LL DIE BEFORE I GIVE UP THE (You)s
>>59327847
You should came and take em, lasy burger. Or at least mailorder.
>>59327908
See >>59327914
I have dual citizenship with Canada and the US, and I've enjoyed Canada more. Though at some point I'm going have to work in the US for a decade so I can get that double pension.
>>59327935
>ahrims
>>59327925
By smelling a fart you disgusting cunt.
>>59327962
That only gives me a raging erection
you just gotta be chill man, all of y'all
>>59327950
cant afford the trip and mail order women always abandon you
>>59327959
oldschool doesnt have any better mage gear
>>59327990
>y'all
Are you a southerner or of the melinated skin persuasion?
Aright guys what's going on here?
>>59328033
I consider myself a dixie man
>>59328050
just talking about anime
>>59328050
Nothing, Nigel. Go back to /brit/. You couldn't handle the heat in here, boy.
quick, give me the TOP westerns without clinty eastwood i shoudl watch
>>59328067
El Topo
Tombstone
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
the searchers
blazing saddles
magnificent seven
True Grit
Make a montage of celebrity look alikes you've gotten, theres a thread on /tv/ but it's more fun with you guys
>>59328067
>without clint eastwood
Shit, Jeremiah Johnson
>>59327891
Is it a real cuckold fetish or the meme kind?
>>59328067
Magnificent Seven
High Noon
Once Upon A Time In The West (Leone but no Eastwood)
There's a ton man just google that shit, the eastwood leone movies were honestly the peak of western films though tbqhwyf
>>59327993
>burger
>can`t afford a 1000$ trip
FU, you are not deserving ukrainian qt.
>>59327914
Basic finance calculation would say that if you make "good money" your overpaying shitton of loonies in taxes, consdering its Future Value. There no any financial bullshit in thes, it would be clear fair ivestment.
What red tapes are you mean?
>>59328125
hehe
you americans and your crazy culture hehe
>>59328132
>>59327950
>>59327908
>>59327825
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>59328050
what about you, bongs? Is idea to live the forsaken island popular?
>>59328160
immediately ignored
>>59328132
Why would I uproot myself just to go through a bunch of bullshit to move to a country I practically already live in to begin with? We pay more taxes and we have better services because of it. You think I want to put a second mortgage on my house if I sprain my ankle? Fuck sakes, dude. Again, you got memed on.
The only reason I could possibly EVER see myself moving to the USA is if I got offered a dream job or some 10/10 angelic model looking broad wanted me to move there to be with her or something. Other than that, fuck it.
>>59328128
>Leone but no Eastwood
Don't forget Morricone, his scores are the best
>>59328132
thats uncalled for
>>59328065
You leave our Nige alone leaf
>>59328172
It's alright lad. If you get into the EU send Natalia over pls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vSAq1Z9QkQ
>>59328258
Are you the mummy natalia guy?
>white "people" music
>angry and noisy
typical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbONxsaBBsE
>>59324911
When you reach the ripe old age of 18 and are legally an adult you should get the fuck out and never speak to them again.
>ywn live in Frankfort, KY
>>59328346
for you>>59328277
>>59328334
No, she is pretty hot though.
>>59328346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dy-OUSmal4
superior track
>>59328189
Donno, 8te, houses starting from 400K, 13% sales tax all this seems crazy in comparison. I`m not mentioning snow removal cost and effort, I aware you are complitely ok with it.
I suddenly can choose a place to settle, and this wierdest thing ever happened to me.
>>59328415
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>59328361
>ywa have to fly from Frankfurt, Hessen if you want to travel to the US
