kitty edition
1st for AOTY
baby
burned my old bible lmao
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake...
PD: fuck that hohol piece of shit
nth for don't bully!
ZOMG
What emotion is this conveying?
I think some guys are going to try to rob me tonight
bb
>>59328473
I couldn't agree more
who /drunk as fuck/ here?
>>59328482
None, it's a cat not a human
>>59328482
>>59328481
>>59328425
>Cats
immediately ignored
>>59328189
Donno, m8, houses starting from 400K, 13% sales tax all this seems crazy in comparison. I`m not mentioning snow removal cost and effort, I aware you are complitely ok with it.
I suddenly can choose a place to settle, and this wierdest thing ever happened to me.
>>59328483
What makes you think that? If you're not memeing, stay safe.
>>59328496
DUDE LEL
>>59328496
High as fugg ye
>>59328483
Get a gun nigga
Fucked up big time and pulled out a PCIe x16 slot when I wasn't paying attention with a graphics card.
I have another slot I can use.
Should I rip all the pins out and hope that it doesn't nuke itself or am I going to need a whole new motherboard or should I painstakingly put the slot back over all 160 pins and hope not a single one is bent, touching another one?
I know.
I know.
I'm dumb, you don't need to say it, it's fucking obvious; let's stay focused unlike past me.
>>59328511
get out
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
what do they call this in your state
>>59328449
AOTY runner up**
>Cats are god tier pets
>>59328482
An insatiable desire for big dog cock
>>59328544
Looks like trash
thinkin about growin some pot
You think I could pull off one plant with just LEDs?
>>59328521
somebroke broke my front door's lock but couldn't get in last week and now the same happened last night to the neighbors beside my house except they did get robbed
i don't feel safe tbqh
>>59328527
I'm not even sure if it's legal to own a gun but I guess I would if I could
My dad said there was a cockroach in my room
I saw a small cockroach on the wall as I was going to bed, but it dropped because my nightstand and scurried off before I could find it
Then as I lay in bed watching TV a spider scurried across my arm and I killed it with a remote
This story makes me sound like a neet but I'm not I promise
Anyway where the fuck did all these bugs come from? They weren't here yesterday or the day before
AIGHT YOU THOT-ASS BUSTAS
WHO TF UP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I
>>59328544
here we actually call them iowans
>>59328547
>2012+4
>STILL being Mexican
Lol
>>59328612
>cockroach
Sounds like immigration from turkey is increasing
>>59328621
DUDE IT'S 2016
>>59328645
HAHAHAHAH GREAT JOKE! NICE ONE REALLYYYY HAD ME LAUGHING BECAUSE TURKS ARE COCKROACHES RIGHT?!
>>59328544
Cosplay?
>>59328672
the one on the right is a boy
>>59328667
Mehmet my son...
>>59328685
Homosexual cosplay?
Listening to Shanties and drinking songs of Irish ancestry tbhonest
>you will never fuck Miss Pamela in her prime
>>59328712
do you have a sister and is she cute
>Listening to Shanties and drinking songs of Irish ancestry
>>59328776
sick beard dude
>>59328788
Thanks
>>59328532
So, silence says I should buy a new one.
All hope is lost.
Can't wait to redo everything and buy a new mobo.
God I hate myself and that PCIe. Motherfucker came off like was slathered in butter and attached to air.
>>59328755
I dont believe I will answer this question
What is /int/ listening to?
https://youtu.be/zAjgOME9uJ8
GUYS GUYS GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6ZCfF49B8g
HE WAS RIGHT
>>59328524
>DUDE LEL
what did he mean by this?
>>59328799
you're welcome
>>59328814
I just built my first rig and don't believe I am qualified to answer a question like this.
>>59328849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuT9GqUzJLY
Try me bitch
>>59328849
https://youtu.be/ZsZgL4SdVq0
Do you guys ever ask yourself, "why do I even want a gf"?
I still haven't figured out an answer
What's the point of liking the rest of the world if they just hate me because I'm American?
>>59328849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtW7Qz0a3o0
>>59328956
Some are based like you.
>>59328954
No I know why I want one.
Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train
>grew up loving purepwnage
>it was the only show as a kid where I could relate to the characters
>eventually they sell out and get a TV deal for canadian only TV so I never got to see it
>eventually it fails and now they want to cash out on a movie
>except now they play mobas
>the main character's entire shtick use to be that he had pro micro
>mobas cap at about 60 APM while pro RTS players need a minimum of 300 APM (some have gone up to 400 APM) sustained
Everything I once loved has either died or turned into something I passionately hate. Growing up fucking BLOWS
>>59328956
Because then there will be no difference between you and them
>>59328956
They just hate our government. Culturally a lot of countries are ameriboos though they watch a lot of our movies, listen to our music etc. Things wouldn't be becoming so Americanized if everyone hates us. You shouldn't take how people act in here to seriously.
>>59329107
TOUCH FROM HERE APU
>>59329113
if trump gets ellected, now they will hate both american people and the government
>>59328615
>>59329230
They already do senpai.
Can't wait to get back to NY lads
>>59329250
the fag said that they just hate the goverment, not the people
>>59329267
Whoa cool it with the homophobia.
>>59329230
He won't. If he does it's solely because the alternative is Clinton.
>>59329252
take me with you
this state is a dumpster fire
>>59329333
Sure man, good pizza, rude people, loud noises and the largest and most populated Island in the lower 48, it would be a good time. Going to Ireland in two and half weeks though so I wont get to enjoy it for long
nirvana was shitty as fuck
>>59329383
how old are you
>>59329383
Nirvana's alright, Cobain himself is incredibly overrated though
>>59329383
you
>>59329399
>>59329422
>>59329428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZOnVXAktHU
one day lads
>>59329462
____ ____ ____ __ ___
>>59329494
THIS PEPE MADE ME KEK
>>59329481
You miserable sons o bitches wanna go full russian mongol? That what you want?
You got it.
https://youtu.be/pOAuR_UdA-U
>>59329584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scgW-aghr4
>>59329507
comfy, makes me miss alaska more
>>59329613
great post, and i without points, what a picardy!!
have you ever seen on TV where someone is speaking a foreign language and they put the translator's voice so loud over the original feed that you can't hear what the dude was sahying in the foreign langauge
they could like "translate" whatever the hell they wanted and we would have no idea you know they could like have the guy be saying something he's not
>>59329584
Those tanker helmets look really comfy.
>>59329584
>goes on /mu/ once
>>59329688
Do they actually go off about that guy on /mu/? I don't go there very often.
>>59329648
I used to know a beautiful swarthy russian girl, sweet as brown sugar, unfortunately she returned to the commie shithole
>>59329737
Divine Music From A Jail is kind of a meme album on /mu/ but it's not posted that much
>>59329782
did you put it in her commie shithole?
>>59329899
Ah. My buddy that sent it to me a while back goes on /mu/ as far as I know so I wouldn't be surprised. Either way, I think that is kind of far removed from the hivemind for it to be considered as such.
nigger music in the 80's was more based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-jANkqpQo
I only like this board because it's funny to say stupid shit to foreigners and watch how they react
>>59330055
hahaha fuck yeah bro
*puts future on*
*takes dab rip*
>>59329950
It sucks that a lot of /mu/ shitposters hate on the album because they think only pretentious people listen to it.
But I love the gloomy accordion playing on the album and those vocals are really interesting.
>>59330079
>*takes dab rip*
what does that mean
>>59330096
It means he took a rip of some dab
And it better be dank as fuck namsayin?
>>59330091
Dude it's fucking good stuff man. I have an unironic interest in that kind of shit cause I'm kind of a Russiaboo on account my great grandparents were from there and they were part of an exiled religious sect blah blah blah you don't care about that shit.
Either way I always found throat singing to be pretty beautiful in it's own right and the fact that he's accompanying himself on accordion while doing that is pretty fucking good stuff. Who else does that? I don't know. His shit is very melancholy and beautiful if you ask me and I am by no means a pretentious motherfucker, I mostly listen to what /mu/ hipsters would consider entry level stuff.
Is anyone unironically trans here?
If so you should unironically kill yourself
>>59330252
no they should just get mental help and acknowledge its a disability
>>59330252
Go to /pol/
>Yellowstone will never explode in my lifetime wiping out every human with gases and plant decay
>>59330055
yeah lol, I post the dumbest fucking shit on this board because it's funny how seriously the foreigners take it
we get lambasted for taking shit too seriously but I don't think they see it's really the other way around
>>59330318
You mean unironically go to /pol/
>>59330276
You mean unironically get mental help
you unironically do what now?
>>59330451
cry
>>59330461
You unironically do yourself? In what sense?
>>59330473
I'm sorry, you mean unironically in what sense?
>>59330499
In what sense?
>>59330366
why not just kill yourself in a room full of gasses and dead plants and rp being the last person on earth to die.
*creeps in and steals the dubs*
hehe
>>59330518
What?
>>59330589
lol
>>59330589
GIVE IT BACK
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
IT WAS OURS
(WE BUILT IT DAMN IT)
>>59330589
so close, but i stole your 8 and gave you my 9.
>>59330629
I won't scatter your dubs to the heartless banter, I'll make diamonds from your digits
>>59330665
>>59330589
pffffffft
>>59330589
dont think so hahaha
>>59330629
>>59330678
STOP MAKING ME REMEMBER
>>59330739
you feel it to, don't you?
guys I just found a real gurl gamer
she was scared away from overwatch because the tutorial was too stressful
HAHAHA FOUR THIRTY SIX IN THE MORNING
HAHA
>>59330908
It's 1:36 you leastcoast bitch ass boy
having a bit of a crisis just realized stupid people actually exist
>>59330926
WHO ELSE HERE GOING /FISHING/ TODAY
DEPARTING AT 3AM PST
>>59330953
Proofs? I don't believe you.
>>59330977
i got rod here its got a little snag
>>59331003
>El_muerto1981: ... we have a bunch in common princess hahaha
MEXICANO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>El_muerto
do you want to bring out the dead?
The dead of the night?
If I legally changed my name to Dat Boi do you think I'd be able to get a job still
>>59331003
>she told me to watch my language
strangely arrousing
>>59331320
>an attractive girl said something to you
what was it like
>>59331350
got a chub desu
shes a coal burner
ONE OF THESE NIGHTS
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT, PRETTY MAMA
WHAT TURNS ON YOUR LIGHTS
You bitch ass boys wanna go deep? I mean real fuckin deep? I bet you don't. I bet you good money you fuckin' don't.
https://youtu.be/pP1QXKbhqr4
im dying lads
>>59331876
heh
>>59331979
of what ailment
>>59332053
life
>>59332078
I have that one too
>>59332078
That's why I drink and do drugs, but I'll give you some shitty shit because that's all I can do;l
May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
>>59328544
Giant dad soul level 99
>tfw you try to become more social and realize that it's not only you that has lost all their social skills
>basically all of society is socially inept because of technology
>those that aren't are the incredibly stupid
what a time to be alive
>>59328425
HAVING A GIGGLE FIT TONIGHT AND I CANT STOP
>>59332259
This. I've been trying to be more friendly with people and everyone my age is fucking autistic. Only older people can hold a conversation that isn't completely awkward.
>>59332275
why russians like cats so much
>>59332275
>>59332300
What did he mean by this?
>>59332259
>be borderline normie during teenage years
>turn into total hermit during my early 20s
>try to break out of it
>realize I've become an utter autist so far removed from how modern young adults interact with each other that it is nearly impossible for me to integrate back into their circle
JUST haha
>>59332367
It's Grisha. Gifted him to my grandmother as a birthday present. Now he's grown up and likes blini.
It's home made and produced honey in a glass can.
>>59332356
Because cats speak Russian.
>>59332275
are you really a real russian
>>59332443
no cats speak english you fucking liar shit
>>59332448
Yes, Ethnic russkie from northmost Volga.
>>59332467
If you don't have cat theatre you can't claim shit about cats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKNlhVW_GU
>>59332488
I could beat your cat in a fight i bet. any day. Put money on it.
>>59332541
they aren't even speaking russian you liar
>>59332584
>beat your cat
I'll fight any of you fucking pussies
I run this god damn general
Never forget it
>>59332634
fuck off leaf poster
>>59332631
Yeah what faggot? Go b ack to 2chan you bitch ass faggot. I'll fuck your whore slav mother in her arse so she can buy a loaf of bread to bring you home for dinner. Take that to the banks bitch.
>>59332488
very intriguing
>want to tell a canadian to stop being rude to russia but they are the buffer between us and russia if a war happened
can't complain about a good thing I suppose
>>59332754
The condom buffers between my thick moose dick and you moms blown out skank pussy when I ruin that shit every night you fucking faggot
its my birthday lads
>>59332780
we both know you don't even make eye contact with the woman behind the register
>>59332780
might be time for a timmies bud haha
>>59332817
The woman behind the register makes vaginal contact with my cock, b oy
>>59332754
>Young-women-with-palms-of-her-hands-up-by-the-sides-of-her-shoulders-looking-into-the-camera-isolate-Stock-Photo.jpg
>>59332824
yeah might be time to give your sister the old parmesano salami surprise, she still awake?
>>59332906
literally cant stop laughing
>>59332906
dont think justin t would be happy with you being so rude
>>59333119
I'm a very mild mannerd and polite person but I have a full two six of scotch in my system ok
snack then time for bed, lads
Is Justin actually like that or is it just a meme and he is supersmart?
>>59333206
>unironically being able to drink that much alcohol.
how fat r u
Holy shit going through randoms on twitch and seeing all the euros is fucking surreal
They all listen to shitty popular american music from 10 years ago
>>59333368
but america has no culture
>>59333368
they probably talk about how much they hate america in the youtube comments section too.
what do I eat lads? I'm staying in a strange town and I don't wanna risk eating shitty food so I wanna eat some good ol American cholestrol:
Micky DS
TGI Fridays
Little Caesars
>>59333309
https://youtu.be/y7rOPSHKXVs?t=1m50s
>>59333327
155 pounds senpai it's called being a grown man
>>59333504
>using the alcohol tolerance=manliness meme
if you're not fat, then you drink too much. either way you'll die early.
>stayig up all night heh
>>59333674
well obvously im not fat if i weight 155, unless i'm wer fucking dwarf. it's just one bottle of liquor you useless pussy, it's not that much. i could damn near drink that much in high school. not everyone on here is a sheltered NEET faggot that never partied a day in his god damn life, you fucking understand me boy?
>>59333724
>well obvously im not fat if i weight 155
you could be a manlet as well as an alcoholic
>>59333846
im more or less a malet depending on your defintions yeah i'm about five feet ten, i wont lie to you my guy. alcoholic no, i drink three nights a week max.
>>59331876
where can I find more like this
also
>this
>deep
fuck off nigger
>>59333968
you wouldnt know deep if it fucked you up the ass yo uusless cockwipe
>>59333922
do you drink entire 26's 3 nights a week?
>>59333998
>anything that isn't pop music is deep meme
you're literally a fucking hipster, I bet you're an urban lumberjack too
>>59334010
fuck no case of beer maybe. not the full case like ten beer max.
>>59334039
yeah i go urban lumberjack on your mum blown out clam you fucking polemsoker
>>59334096
its less funny when you are clearly replying like a sober sally a minute before you shitpost this
>>59334139
a minute before i do what
>>59334139
fucking faggot high horse american cockscuerk you aint got shit to say bitch. thats what i thought. go suck obamas big black dick you littele pussy ass faggot. good fucking night,
>>59334619
>>59334810
upset I took the venom lad? hiss hiss I get it good for you get out of my way
>>59334885
Took the venom,,,? Speak english mktherfucker that doesnt make any fuckin sense u obama dicksucket>>59334885
>>59335278
oh shit whaddup!
xth for Nebraska is best state.
>>59335332
Why do you say that?
GOOD FUCKING VIBES TONIGHT GUYS I DONT EVEN WANT TO SLEEP BECAUSE TOMORROW CANT LIVE UP TO THE HYPE
>>59335310
Hows it going buddy
>>59335569
its going
>>59335606
Where though?
>>59335637
it's not about knowing where, it's about going
>>59335678
woah thats so deep
>>59336199
about as deep as your personality
>>59336227
I dont know if that was rude or not
>>59336263
make a decision for once in your life
https://youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Maryland
How the fuck did I not know this happened until today?
let it die
nē
>>59337056
*unsheathes katana"
*teleports behind u*
heh, you've got nerve, kid. I'll give you that.
Why don't we celebrate Easter?
>>59337179
*unsheathes dick*
*teleports behind u*
poolee PT today lads
oohrah
LATVIA'd
>>59332808
tfw no one says happy birthday to you
>>59332808
OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Didnt see you, because i came in later
>>59332808
Happy birthday.
>>59340629
>>59340891
thanks lads
>>59340906
Anything for you, honey
>he doesn't sprinkle pepes in his presentations
>>59341546
anything?
I have an exam on the US constitution, the executive branch and american election.
Watolearn?
>>59342139
https://www.usa.gov/election
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600/executive-branch
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/constitution_transcript.html
>>59341971
a-anything
>>59342275
thanks for thoses .gov
everyone has college graduation photos up on facebook
I dropped out and am back into to get out 2 years later
fudge m8s
>American **************intellectuals*******************
i just want american bf to cuddle and watch westerners together
>russian """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""
>>59342874
Are you an girl?
>>59342874
post pic
>>59342874
How feminine is your pensi?
John Miller is Trumps VP choice
I really don't know how to feel about that at all
>removed me from baltchat
>keeps coming on /cum/ exclusively to bait me
what did he mean by this?
>keeps coming on /cum/
What did he mean by this?
>Get a part time at a fast food restaurant
>Meet genuine scottish guy
>his family comes in one day
>3 brothers and 2 sisters that look just like him, 3 of them have children,
>mean looking grandpa is their leader
>all of them either live together or in extremely close proximity to each other
what the fuck
>>59344630
I bet they share their sheep
Went to the doctor yesterday for a physical.
>tfw squeaky clean bill of health
tfw i will never be a woman with a bf
>>59345249
Yeah unfortunately autism isn't a physical ailment
One last final lads
