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crayon pop edition
cara
POP
POP
>>59299800
hopefully she's from here and just away or something ;_;
>>59299802
EXCELLENT edition
>Order from Amazon yesterday lunch time
>Pay for next day delivery
>Almost Half 6pm and still hasn't arrived
I literally live 20 fucking minutes from the Amazon depot in Swansea, too. Fucking bullshit lads
im very casual with browsing /brit/
who is poleboo and how did he get that name?
how come aussies did so much better at staying true to their anglo roots compared to leafs and yanks?
uno
dos
tres
DALE
kankerslechte kankereditie
Guy on The Chase looked exactly like me and had a similar name
our Jeremy
>>59299898
MISTA WORLDWIDE
lying on bed with tablet in pantaloons and dressing gown
Hnng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
Israel bringing the bantz
>>59299894
Barely any Canadians and Yanks are actually Anglos.
Australia has more Anglo descendants.
>>59299946
fuck off pasta nigger
>paki
>self harmer
>cross dresser
>convicted criminal
>benny thief
>uni dropout
is there a more JUST person in the country
>>59299925
>tfw no Labour leader granddad
>>59299968
This. Yanks and Leafs just play pretend now. They've mixed too much.
>chinks
c'est ne pas un ventilateur
maisie cara crayon pop kyary sersh are nige are kev
who told y'all the party's over
>>59299903
which one
watching now
Kyary
>>59299998
You're not Irish.
>>59299960
>didn't even blow themselves up at the end of the song
missed out there 2bh
http://www.strawpoll.me/3306571/
>tfw no normie m8s to go out and get rat-arsed with
Melinda Messenger
Bit bored
doin a poo havin a wank
neighbours on the other side of the courtyard are having a party
>>59300087
>tfw getting rat arsed with my mates tonight
fuck off sperg melt
black girls x
>>59300087
I'm worse than that. I've got a bird and me mates want to go out but I can't be arsed. I've also got 2 margarines on the go.
>>59300087
got invited to sam's party tonight
not going
duncan invited me to a party couple weeks back
didn't go
i then come on /int/ and complain about loneliness
what's wrong with me
>>59300155
reeeeee
>>59300030
Gregor
>>59300128
why didn't they invite you?
>>59300155
>I've also got 2 margarines on the go.
2 what
>>59300197
don't know them and i think they might have seen my wanking through my window
>>59300087
you can come out with us lot anon
meet me in the fox and goose at 8pm
>>59299886
Seriously, this is getting on my nerves. I've had things delivered from fucking mainland Europe quicker than this
who else hated this fillum
>>59299975
how dear
>going out tonight
>on the pull
>Friday the 13th
>will probably only wind up pulling 2 birds
feel bad man
tights desu
>>59300163
>gooks
Ugliest race in the world after abbos
>>59300194
doxxed
>>59300228
It's not a British film so I hate it.
>>59300258
DELETE THIS
>>59300227
still waiting for my fucking xbox in denmark
>>59300243
>only 2
FOAL
made a start on the wine
>>59300268
>>>/UKIP/
>tfw fell for the sobriety meme
*takes notes*
>>59300150
>>59300196
patrician taste laddies
this 6/10 was trying to groom has finally given up on me and is off on a tinder date tonight
what should I get from the chinese?
the tumblr is doing alright lads
>>59300205
One is flora the other is some shitty sainsburys one.
have an incredible urge to roundhouse kick someone lads
>>59300305
Not being drunk takes away your powers and shuts your third eye. Churchill was drunk all the time and he won WW2 single handedly.
>>>>/UKIP/
I'm seriously considering conversion to Orthodox Judaism.
Any advice or words of wisdom lads?
>>59299886
>>Pay for next day delivery
Why the fuck didnt you get the prime trial?
>>59300308
*applauds*
>>59300325
>tfw based off what you can gather from the Bible on the location of the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve would have been this skin colour
>>59300343
what do you post
>>59300352
alcohol calcifies the PG
>>59299886
did they leave it in your special spot?
>>59300366
If it brings you happiness you should do it.
Ecclesiastes is the best thing ever written.
I'm a Muslim by the way.
>>59300366
You have to study for the exam, good luck
>>59300370
Trial expired 2 weeks ago la
radiohead have cucked skepta for the no.1 in the album charts
absolutely fucking livid lads
can anyone lend me one million pounds?
I'll give it you back i swear
>>59300308
*jazzhands*
>he's a working class tory
>>59300384
>Adam and Eve
>>59300425
Skeptas new album is a dissapointment 2bh
>>59300407
I haven't specified one. Besides, they haven't left a note to let me know if they have put it somewhere.
Which they shouldn't do anyway because it should fit through the letterbox
>>59300308
>we hate fags because da white man taught us so
>>59300425
well at least it's the white people doing the cucking for a change eh lad
>>59300425
>charts
Third eye gouged out
>>59300425
Skepta's album was pretty lackluster mate, mostly old songs
Been reading about Rhodesia and watching some documentaries on it since that lad started posting pics of it
Not sure if I think it was a good thing or bad thing
Leaning towards bad but the nationalist rebels sound pretty horrible
>he listens to skepta
>>59300482
>>59300504
it's alright but half the tunes were already released, should have released the first draft 2 years ago
do you think any slaves with a sub fetish got disappointed when it was abolished?
>>59300529
Rhodesia was awful.
Don't listen to retarded stormcucks
>why yes, i am indeed a croatian homosexual
>>59300268
rorke
>>59300538
>he doesn't listen to london music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1044V_9MwRk
>>59300567
jamal
>>59300529
>turns the breadbasket of africa into a shithole
most impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8wLKy3-Sc
>>59300458
>he's a middleclass labourite
>>59300565
Probably, the loony left abolitionists probably didn't even care. Shameful stuff ngl.
>>59300598
why would I listen to nigger music?
>>59300598
yeah, because i'm not a scummy nigger
>>59300586
Yes, I am.
>>59300423
Sign up for a new one, you don't even need a new email
Just put +whatever or a dot at different positions in the email and you'll still receive it
>>59300616
>war damages a country
wew
>>59300635
>>59300639
>grime triggers the edgy racists
good to know
>>59300598
Is this a meme? I don't get it, it's fucking diabolical.
Want to hear a gay-metal band for 16 year olds destroy a classic song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
>>59300664
where do you think you are? fuck off back to facebook you twat
>>59300529
The choice was between supporting a racist white regime which would develop the nation but oppress the blacks, or to give the land and freedom to the blacks but let the country go to shit.
In the end they got the worst of both with an anti-white racist dictator and disease and famines. Kek.
>2 of my mates are drop dead gorgeous
>1 is an international model
>other gets paid to go to parties and hang around because he's so good looking
>Been reading
>>59300567
Yeah most of post colonial Africa was awful
They had cheap affordable health care for all and universal schooling in sub Saharan Africa in the 70s
There were very obvious bad things about it but it doesn't seem as bad as a lot of people make it out to be
>>59300598
embarrassed for you if you unironically listen to this shite
>>59300598
>London music
Home counties plen confirmed.
That song is fucking dire.
>>59300640
bloody racist
>>59300701
/brit/ is a grime general lad
Tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjoYAPIaz8
reading some /brit/ recently
>>59300679
not the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
>Grime
RING RING PUSSY IT'S THE JANNY ON THE PHONE
I just spent four nights on /brit/
Tryna get (You)s on (You)s
More than a hundred missed posts
And I didn't reply one of them back
Now I'm in /brit/ with the gang
And we're all dressed in black
The thread closed for the weekend
Man are gonna be right back
Thought it was all about (You)s
Don't hide your feelings when you see me post
I got a 4chan pass to the top
And no, you can't solve that captcha
It's the /brit/ Better Know campaign
Every day we pop champagne
Celebrate gimmicks like Christmas day
Don't care about what a man's saying
Yeah yeah, you know that it's OTF
Me and the /brit/dem, and the gimmicks too
Tonight's gonna be a livestream, better bring Thailad through
I'm wavy, who's gonna try, but your 4chanX settings
Get restored back to your factory settings
Man's never been in /brit/ when it's shutdown
Janny's gonna lose his mind when I touchdown
Cause by the way my gimmick's dropping
He can see that I just went shopping
Them mods don't like us around here
Tell the Janny I'm bringing my whole block in
Raise a glass to my team for posting up the whole scene, and we ain't planning on stopping
Tell the OP it's time for a lock-in
And we ain't going home 'til the Janny comes knocking
I've been keeping my ear to the board
/brit/s run out of ideas
Everybody doing covers of /r9k/ memes
If it ain't the Ace /brit/ "doing a poo" flow
Then it all sounds like /tv/ to me
This is the shit I'm supposed to respect?
Fuck that nigga SMD
R O R K to the E
Dunno who you're pretending to be
I don't care what waifu you have
I don't care what gimmick you post
Fuck you man
>>59300701
the british section of the international section of 4chan?
>>59300529
How exactly was it awful you fucking retard. Life was objectively better for whites AND blacks. Smith merely wanted to impose some standards before gradually transitioning to one man one vote.
>>59300759
Prefer the Genesis one 2bh
>>59300720
The only grime I'll ever love
>>59300702
Bit like the bloody EU!!
Economic development or freedom
>>59300598
dreadful to be fair
WSTRN went to shit after best friend
>What do you mean? I've been listening to grime since 'That's not me' mate
Rhodesia? Can you imagine it? A country named after a white male colonialist just slapped down in the middle of Africa? It's fucking outrageous
>kpop
>>59300759
Fuck I forgot they did that haha
>>59300775
what is this to the tune of
she is unbelievably amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11PmYCWCp0w
>>59300720
>he says while posting under a kpop edition
>>59300702
How exactly was Rhodesia a racist white regime?
been going to the driving range lads and i'm terrible
how do i get gud
>>59300679
>This is in the UK top 40
>How exactly was it awful you fucking retard. Life was objectively better for whites AND blacks. Smith merely wanted to impose some standards before gradually transitioning to one man one vote.
>>59300780
>Smith merely wanted to impose some standards before gradually transitioning to one man one vote.
ah yes the classic reactionary defense
mugabe has been shit on all fronts definitely but don't act like rhodesia was a paradise for everyone involved
>>59300838
is that the one that got raped by her dad
>>59300803
nOt LiKe oTheR GuRLs
>>59300862
hit the ball harder with the stick
>>59300720
this desu
>>59300768
>>>/int/asean/
>>59300803
>she's literally named after british grime music
>>59300780
better than zimbabwe could still comfortably be in the category of awful m8
>>59300780
Quality of life was better in Rhodesia than in Zimbabwe.
But in Rhodesia 95% of the population had almost no rights to vote and were made to live in inferior conditions.
>>59300862
shawn clement on youtube lad
>>59300838
>ASMR
Quite impressive how they've managed to manipulate sound-waves into the shape of a hat.
>>59300879
nobody asked for the danish libcucks opinion
>>59300843
we can coexist
>>59300780
Depends if you believe voting and democracy to be a fundamental human right
There were 250,000 Whites and 6,000,000 blacks and yet more whites met the land requirements to vote than black people
>>59300881
Yeah she's nuttier than a Snickers. Still has plenty of cuck fans who pay her money and listen to her shit-stirring drama though.
just had the dinner haha
>>59300812
good post
german whip was the first grime song ever
>>59300879
Fuck off, Baconboy.
>blacks forced to live in appalling ways with no human rights
>Rhodesia was good!
Yes it was so good thousands gave their lives fighting it.
>>59300828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LXWm4h-wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blr-haxWb5o
>>59300935
fuck off
So let's say lefties get their way and remove David Cameron just because they didn't vote for him, and Labour come into power.
Are we just going to pretend people won't be bitching and moaning about THAT government?
>>59300966
who cares about black people?
>alri lads
what do?
>>59300905
Blacks could vote, most of them just didn't meet the standards required.
>taking land is bad when mugabe does it but fine when white colonists do it
>>59300912
thanks m8
>>59301004
What are you talking about, Gideon?
>>59301004
of course
labour is slightly worse and the tories if anything and the tories are a shitshow
>>59300949
I would eat her shit
>>59301004
no? was anyone pretending that?
Why would anything make the effort to defend black people on the internet?
>>59300854
Because the regime set up a range of criteria that citizens needed to meet to be allowed the right to vote, and then the regime used funds to ensure that as many whites as possible met that criteria while giving the blacks poor access to opportunities, housing and education to prevent a significant number having the vote.
POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201625
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201625
http://www.strawpoll.me/10201625
>Detroit was 98% white in 1910
>Ah yes good thing the Zimbabweans overthrew that evil dictator so they could have """""free"""" and """democratic"""" """elections"""
>>59300966
And thousands died for it, including blacks. Over 50% of the Rhodesian army was black. What's your argument? That Rhodesia must have been bad because a load of communist funded niggers were willing to die fighting it?
Reminder that whenever Poleaboo would plea for advice and help
He would either get mockery, idiocy, score or nothing at all
>>59301070
Would go to Wankie.
>>59301076
Edgy
Going to make dinner after I finish this Brexit film lads
>>59301021
T. Ntokozo Qwabe
>>59300705
whats the international ones name
>>59301104
it was also the centre of industry in the US
>>59301123
Answer the question
wahey lads i got a seeder
might make it to 99% tonight
fuck a tooka gang bitch I'm 3hunna
>Grimetards shitting on Rhodesia
I think dying is much worse for the rich and powerful, they are going from their privileged position into a hole in the ground with everyone else. Even if you had a good life that has to be hard to swallow. Us nobodies down in the trenches of life are basically dead already.
>>59300228
Poleaboo likes Tarantino but that film was outright bad
Too long, nothing happens and the dialogue isn't funny/clever or anything to hold interest
>>59301089
>local book shops
Amazon sells more than just books you fat spacker
reminder
also a couple helpful links for those in the wrong place
>>>/int/asean/
>>>/mu/kpg/
tfw want to be a sisssy twink but anal sex doesnt feel good
Enough of the Rhodesia talks
I'm hard and only SLAGS can cure it!
>>59301180
>feeling bad when you're permanently unconscious
Ah yes...
Why do leftists think Zimbabwe is better than Rhodesia because at least the dictator is black now?
>>59301113
Incorrect, I've seen many people offering you advice and I've offered you some myself.
Funny that the same people who complain about lots of Jews in positions of power are perfectly happy praising Rhodesia in which the white minority held most positions of power
>>59301104
it was a great place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSlBgbZfcs
Me irl
got quite the headache
>>59301235
>that will never come back
>>59301089
Have bought 15 books from my local charity bookshop in recent weeks
bring it higher, want it, kick, flow subsonic
bass tonic, demonic, yeah, the rhythm's on it
it's that real underground worldwide tic
it's that bass face just how you like it
>black people don't deserve equal rights
>>59301214
I proposed to a girl with a meme audio tape desu, played 'R9K the audiobook' as a romantic gesture at a restaurant.
Didn't go down too well.
Tried to redeem it with some of Belfast's vocaroo songs but it was a lost cause.
>>59301214
high school massacre when?
Wonder if any of you who praise Rhodesia would have actually gone to live their and volunteered to fight in the bush war
Doubt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdKGGTNLnpg
will stormzy ever recover??
Ah yes """democracy""" where the loudest dumbest voice wins.
>>59301148
George
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10201327
hmm
/brit/ likes Madeline but /mtfg/ likes Monica
Think I'll go for Monica
>>59301227
Your heart is in the right place but "get professional help" and "lift bruh" are shit pieces of advice
I have anxiety so it's not possible for me
>>59301265
>SLP_AW16.JPG
>tfw brown hair
>tfw probably a nigger
I'm gonna end it all lads.
>ywn be blonde masterrace
>Wonder if any of you who praise Rhodesia would have actually gone to live their and volunteered to fight in the bush war
>Doubt it
>>59301104
then the great migration happened
same in chicago, used to be white, then nigs and spics came. now its 1/3 white 1/3 beaner and 1/3 black (give or take)
>>59301021
But Rhodesian colonists settled in highland areas that were similar to European climates that the Africans had left untouched for thousands of years. The Africans were literally too stupid to farm the most arable land in the area for thousands of years.
>>59301088
I'd do the same if my country was full of absolute retards that clearly cannot govern themselves as evidenced by every post-Colonial African government ever. Smith merely realised that suddenly letting a load of Africans loose into the post-colonial world was a massive mistake as evidenced by what was going on in every single country in the post-colonial period and wanted to ease them into it, which was the right thing to do.
>>59301332
yes, better we have a dictatorship like zimbabwe or saudi arabia!
>>59301332
voting isn't the most important part of democracy
@59301300
Literally the worst post I've ever read was it supposed to be funny
>>59301332
LIBERTY IS RISING
LIBERTY IS RISING
YOU WILL NOT STOP THE REPUBLIC
>Ah yes """democracy""" where the loudest dumbest voice wins.
>>59301339
pretty sure the advice you receive most is to kill yourself
>>59301385
;^)
Poleaboo is considering buying a digital camera so he can vlog about transitioning and record himself to get a better idea of how he looks and moves
>>59301318
If I was born and raised in Rhodesia then no shit I would.
>ywn patrol the bush in short shorts carrying around a big FAL
Sounds great desu.
Europe is facing an ‘Arab invasion’, Pope Francis mused while addressing a French Christian group, adding that the trend is actually a positive one.
“We can speak today of Arab invasion. It is a social fact,” the pontiff said, according to extracts from his address earlier this week which were published by the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano on Thursday.
>Cathcucks
Why is Japan so weird?
>>59301265
Did your mum cut your hair?
>the Private Eye
In all fairness there's no issue with creating a small state in Southern Africa for Saffas and Rhodies to live in, just to protect them from anti-Boer attacks and racist farm burnings by blacks.
It'd even provide the new breadbasket for there back neighbours, and as the overwhelming majority, the whites wouldn't need to introduce controversial non-PC policies.
Still the SJWs would find a way to call it racist.
asian qts in this film
well worth the watch
>>59301214
this was before pepe became pehpay the facebook froge
just took 2 mg of etizolam lads
AMA
>This guy is so obsessed with keeping up the poleaboo gimmick that he's actually turning into a trap
>>59301456
Is that that homosexual mentally ill Turkish woman that the T*rks keep shitposting?
>>59301434
Do it. It'll be hilarious.
>>59301376
Botswana is pretty based, lad.
Go fucking read a book, you arsebiscuit.
>>59301371
>by every post-Colonial African government
did you forget botswana existed then m8?
>Rhodesia
>>59301447
Ahh yes running over land mines on a regular basis sounds great
The nationalists weren't just some blokes with guns they were trained and supplied by the Soviets and Chinese and had planes, armoured vehicles etc.
Poleaboo just stuck a finger up his bum and is now contemplating where to eat the brown particles on his finger or wash his hands
>>59301501
he's only doing it so they will send him to a women's prison and he won't get beat up as bad
>>59301336
Don't worry m8, it doesn't necessarily mean they're attractive or successful. Ever seen models that have aged and fallen from grace but cling onto the life they once had? It's sad. Work on your charm and try to become more successful than them and you can easily be more attractive.
>>59301502
No it's a random Japanese cosplayer
>'the Private Eye'
>the
Dunce.
OTF and GBE
300 bitch thats the team
>>59301470
implying that daring to insinuate whites deserve their own state would ever be acceptable in the current year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2vgLipteEI
>>59301569
Poleaboo would also like to be part of the team
think i just interrupted my flatmate and her lesbian lover
>>59301556
Yes that is in fact the joke well done
>>59301577
whats wrong with all the other white countries that currently exist?
you lads seen my latest flick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-xt24lBbrs
wish we had something as exciting as this today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn00BvWwke0
going to my office to read up on some african history
I'll be back in a few hours
what about the engineer from india
or the doctor from new zealand?
Do fishnet stocking feel good?
>>59301529
1361 Rhodesian security forces were killed in a war that spanned almost 16 years you fucking mong. The Rhodesians blew the commie cretins out at every possible oppurtunity.
>>59301597
Poleaboo knows a good secret camera if you wished to film their exploits
why do the leftists want us to become a minority in our own country lads
like what's their motivation
>>59301339
That's not the advice I see or have given. I had anxiety too, and wad treated for it, but I worked through it and now I'm the most successful of all my peers. Don't just give up m8
>>59301663
>The Rhodesians blew the commie cretins out at every possible oppurtunity.
explains why they won then
poleaboo has lost the plot entirely
>>59301671
I bet you do
>Ivanka Trump trying to dodge the "would you date a black guy?" question
>Trump steps in and just says "Yeah, she would. Yeah you would." holding back a grin and even gives her a tap to shut up when she tries to answer truthfully for herself
Fucking love this man.
>>59301644
There's a new AOA MV coming lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zh7sitGuxQ
>>59301661
Poleaboo enjoys the feeling on his legs when he becomes Monica
>>59301593
>>59301545
Stop pretending to be me
>>59301661
Not especially, regular tights are better
>>59301644
>1968 is as close to 1920 as it is to today
>>59301698
Poleaboo does not care for the opinion of a fucking leaf
>>59301673
>why do the leftists want us to become a minority in our own country lads
>
>like what's their motivation
>>59301495
How many did you order all in all?
>>59301663
Land mines alone killed 600+ people and injured about 5000
>>59301705
wheres this
>>59301694
Nice deflection. The fall of Rhodesia had fuck all to do with military reasons. It had everything to do with economic sanctions and pressure from the rest of the world. The Rhodesians had simply had enough and figured they'd just accept black rule and be able to move along with their lives like before. How wrong they were.
>>59301678
>"get over it"
>"move on!"
That's another common one
>>59301777
>He's English
>In fucking Spain
We're practically colonising Spain kek.
I miss Overwatch, Lads.
>>59301778
just 10 la
worried I'll get addicted so kinda glad it's illegal to order in two weeks haha
Poleaboo enjoyed his bacon sarnie at the cafe this morning but is worried as his dad is friends with the owner of the cafe and could tell him
poleaboos sucking off his dad again
not enjoying this!
please fedora this post
>>59301781
You're literally talking about smaller numbers than the Afghan war here m8.
>1998 is as close to 1979 as it is to 2016
mugabe won
Monica is fellating her dad again because she ate a bacon sarnie
>>59301894
Poleaboo does not take instructions from convicts
>please fedora this post
>>59301865
Fair enough, enjoy.
>>59301879
bit haram lad
>>59301955
I'm not an Anglo tho
>>59301894
Poleaboo enjoyed fedoraing this post
>>59301959
me on the left
>>59301977
fuck off back to your own country then
Doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
>please fedora this post
>>59301955
B T F O
T
F
O
poleboo shagged a dog when he used to live in pakistan
>twenty years ago was forty years ago
>>59301925
I'm saying your romanticising being in a state of constant war for over a decade
Constantly worrying about terrorist attacks or hitting another land mine in the place you live
>>59301973
Poleaboo hopes that allah may find mercy upon him due to the difficult situation he has been put in by the white man.
>>59301977
Poleaboo does not approve of non-islamic immigration
>>59302003
This is my country
>20 was 1996 years ago
man's never been in marquee when it's shutdown
*burns some coal*
>>59302066
abo
rhodesia lost
>In 2008 Mugabe suffered a narrow defeat in the first round of a presidential election but he subsequently won the run-off election in a landslide after his opponent Morgan Tsvangirai withdrew
>>59302078
Poleaboo was infact present in marquee during shutdown
>>59301946
Looks like he did to me
new
>>59302135
>>59302076
>this is actually true
wew
>>59302078
ancient tune get with the times granddad
>>59302099
not an argument
>>59302161
nah, that's not me
>in 2 years people born in the year 2000 will be adults
>>59302195
correct, its a fact
feel like pure shit just want him back x
STOP IMITATING POLEABOO/MONICA RIGHT NOW
llow the chinky thread cheers
*snitches for making it too early*
>its a muting the group chat because the lads are spamming it episode
getting ready for bed lads, im already 15 minutes late!!!
the etizolam is kicking in lads
