Free laundry edition
crayon pop
>>59293182
Trump 2016
last two digits of your post is when you will die
if it's under your current age, you will become immortal
>>59293359
test
>>59293182
He'd be really handsome if not for the shit stache
king of banter
(we're all in here)
>>59293162
test
sophie
>>59293616
Cara looks like a dude.
>>59293658
Sophie looks like an Irish rape baby.
going to a girl's party just because there's another girl there that I wanna fuck
99% chance I don't even talk to her
>>59293794
Why not?
>>59293726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQ6jLe3R8E
>>59293794
who dares wins
>>59293827
I'm a spastic
>>59293616
I don't understand this tbqh
2016 London Mayoral election map
Thoughts?
>>59296994
cucks and muslims
>>59293616
DUDE
BACON
LMAO
>>59296948
Wanting a benevolent dictator never works
Once you've surrendered power what's to stop the dictator doing what he wants?
>>59296942
>>59296904
the big 5 have power over the commission though
and we're one of them.
baka
Do people actually wear claddagh rings?
>>59297023
>things Indians never use
>>59297023
>all bacon is Reddit
Send em back.
Every single fucking one of them.
Just send them back.
Back to their own fucking countries.
>>59296994
exactly the same arguments are used by leavers against the commission and germany as are used by yessers against the commons
you are both a bunch of pseudo sjws being hoodwinked by the least democratic politicians in government
On an eternal hunt for a black gf
will my quest ever be complete?
>>59297140
your country abandoned Rhodesia
>>59297054
The European commission has one vote per country
Cyprus and Luxembourg have as much power as each of the big 5
The current head is the representative for Luxembourg AND on top of that the electorate of each country doesn't even get to vote on who their representative is
reminder that there is no meaningful British right wing
>>59297098
Go and eat an pulled pork and avocado slider you mouth-breather.
>>59297166
>cyprus is telling the uk what to do
nonsense
>>59297210
DESIGNATED
>>59297175
*looks out the window of my British Airways flight*
it's right there m8
>>59297165
Yes because your country would have imposed economic sanctions and embargoes on us if we didn't
It was the Americans and Soviets who were the drivers and backers of decolonisation
>>59297175
There's no need for one
Unless you're a bloody RACIST
y-you're not are you?
>t b h is STILL filtered to desu
>f a m is STILL filtered to senpai
>s m h is STILL filtered to baka
https://web.archive.org/web/20160513162202/http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/what-could-muslim-women-do-within-48-miles-of-home-almost-everything/
ah yes, very impressive. Delighted that feminists are letting this one slip by unnoticed, again.
>>59297253
wrong, it was Sweden
>>59297223
Well that's not what I said at all but whatever you absolute mongoloid
>>59297278
>meanwhile gookmoot removed the filter on cuck
>>59297165
yeah feels bad but the yanks were the driving force so fuck off
>>59293616
SOOOOOOOOOOOO quirky :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
so alone
>>59297323
>apart from on /pol/
>>59297337
>desu
>>59297278
good, nigger speak should be banned permanently desu
>>59297337
desu
sm︃h
fa︃m
CU︃CK
Hell︃o ︃R︃eddit!
>>59297311
what you said isn't true either. germany has all the power in the eu and that's all brits are upset about.
>he electorate of each country doesn't even get to vote on who their representative is
you never heard of an mep lol
>>59297337
tb︃h
>>59297364
RRRREEEEEEEEE
Alri benders #ladsontour
srnh
>>59297244
I'm here organising the outsourcing of your machine operating job lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ
classic bit of music here boys
Reminder that I, Brum, invented the t b h meme
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200965
>>59297278
it's a japanese website not british
learn to respect your hosts
>>59297413
Oh okay sorry
>>59297336
wrong, it was Sweden
big choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idi4ThBQnic
just nipped shop
>>59297436
if i want to speak japanese i'll fucking do it myself
https://twitter.com/hugorifkind/status/731154661718282240
all me
>>59293616
isn't this cannibalism?
>>59297382
Ahh yes just ignore what I said two posts ago you silly twat
The European Parliament doesn't have supremacy and can't propose or revoke laws
The European commission has supremacy and is made up of 1 representative from each member state, so small countries have a disproportionate amount of power per capita - shown by the current head of the commission being the representative for Luxembourg
Each member state's electorate doesn't get to vote on who they will be represented by in the commission
Germany doesn't hold all the power in the EU I'm sick of that meme
The eternal GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvouc8Qs_MI
on the lash tonight lads?
>>59297150
why do black girls always have such shit hairlines
>>59297472
Doxxed.
>cara will never go cross eyed while deepthroating your willy
do i make an anglo conferderacy or european confederacy on stellaris lads?
>>59297515
>An Indian posting this music
>>59297472
paedo racist scum
>>59297537
gf coming round so more like on the leash haha
>>59297547
cara is a male
>>59297515
good lad
if we were to ever change the national anthem it should be to this
bit slow 2bh; wish the wagies would hurry up and get home
>>59297588
not an argument
>>59297585
ahaha nice one mate
>>59297555
I went with an Irish-English confederacy. Pre-Protestantism.
>>59297472
>Daily Mail
stopped reading right there
>>59297515
good lad
listening to the indian national anthem rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>59297150
Are there any black girls in Ireland?
>>59297555
ANGLO
fuck the eu, check these sick dubs
>>59297609
That's correct. It's a fact.
>>59297622
Rasheed
>>59297472
why did you pay full price for pringles you retard
>>59297658
Retard
>>59297472
You must have done this as a gimmick.
The single most runt food-shop I've ever seen.
>knowingly, willingly, unironically buying 'Squares'
Yep, it's a gimmick alright.
>>59297641
Dublin is basically nigeria now
>>59297655
I think he's implying that Cara being male or female has no bearing on their ability to suckle on his willy while cross-eyed.
>>59297641
Only in the city centres, in my experience
>>59297641
100% of the native population is non-white so take a guess.
>>59297697
Well you've never even fucking read it so wind your neck in
>>59297658
>le contrarian
i tip my hat to you
http://www.alt-tickets.co.uk/dj-ez-rock-city-2016-06-05-22-00
""Secret"" ticket link for Notts lads x
>>59297730
Actually you're the contrarian as it's the second most popular paper in the country and over 1.5 million people buy it every day
But I guess when you spend most of your time on Reddit it does seem like everyone hates it
p p p poo poo poo poo poo
EVERYWHERE
p p p poo poo poo poo poo
NEXT TO YOU
>applying for a job
>section in the form about previous work
>want me to select a job function from a list they have
>one of the functions is black belt
might put that one down as a laugh haha
makes me sad when people have more trust in a known liar like david cameron than nigel who is the only honest and truthful politican working in britain
are gary
>>59297732
>DJ EZ fans
99% wavey-garm tossers trying to edge their way in front of Boiler Room cameras.
1% music fans
So what do we do about this so-called "Islamic" State
I honestly hope the Rasheed gimmick never dies off. It's currently my favorite tbf
the daily mail is unironically a rag and you are a manipulable runt if you read it
>>59297824
nigel is a racist though sweetie x
Lads apparently 14 Madrid fans got killed at by an ISIS attack earlier
Barely anyone reporting on this though, why?
>>59297786
>popularity is an indicator of quality
Why not just buy The Sun?
>>59297804
you ain't getting the job anyway tbf so may as well
NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO EAT TEA AND THEN SHOWER BEFORE MY MATES COME PICK ME UP
HEEEELLLPPPP
>>59297729
>729 ▶
>>>59297697 (You)
>Well you've never even fucking read it so wind your neck in
>>59297851
>le contrarian
i tip my hat to you
>>59297848
Rourke
>>59297852
he isn't a racist he is just telling the truth
if you think the truth is racist then that's on you
>>59297824
>nigel who is the only honest and truthful politican working in britain
lol
>>59297851
I bet you read the Guardian you smarmy left wing cunt.
>>59297838
Both me
>Rourke
Find it funny when people who don't regularly buy or read a newspaper get tribal about it and try to align themselves with whichever one they think makes them look smart
http://www.strawpoll.me/5495071/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5495071/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5495071/
>>59297848
Rasheed is a core human emotion and therefore can never die off.
>>59297882
nobody cares about spanish people
Beattie Edmondson lads
>play assassins creed unity
>set during french revolution
>everyone speaks in english accents
who would win in a fight?
me (pic related) or every single other person ITT?
>>59297417
Did you get the job
Pizza express lads
>when some paki twat calls you rorke like it is somehow meant to register as a negative human trait
>>59297951
all newspapers are horseshit desu
I get my news straight from the source
>>59297838
>>59297986
Cultural superiority lad.
me on the right
*spontaneously combusts*
>>59297989
You look like you possess incredible amounts of retard strength. I'll pass.
>>59297989
the day I get armflaps is the day I'll top myself what the fuck
Daily Mail is a shit-rag there's no questions about that.
FT > Times > Independent >>> ? >>>> The Guardian (chiefly for it's investigative stuff) > Telegraph > The Sun (for chebs and headlines) > The Sunday Sport (for comedic value) > The Guardian Editorials/CommentIsFree) > The Daily Star > The Evening Standard = The Daily Express > The Evening Standard = The Daily Express = The Daily Mail
>>59297989
there was a kid at school who looked like he used to put his bike helmet on and charge at people
*hogties you and puts you on a catapult on the coast of the English Channel and hurls you over to Upper France*
>>59298117
this
>IMF says Brexit 'pretty bad to very, very bad'
Excellent, I like this scale
/brit/ is very very very bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
>>59298117
>Guardian comment is free above Express/Star
Yeah, no
>>59298117
Classic example of:
>>59297951
>>59298146
cheers m8 quicker than the eurostar
>>59298146
>Upper France
You mean northern France?
>>59298153
oy vey
>>59298153
>globalist money grubbing organisation claims brexit will end world
Gotta love it
/slag/s
>>59298035
me with the dyed beard
>>59298117
FT>Independent>Telegraph=Guardian
>>59298153
/brit/ needs a good, hard spanking.
>>59298117
>Evening Standard
Fuck off cockney
feels a bit silly that there are charity shops that are lucky to make £50/day to break even when there are multi billionaires who could buy the whole shopping centre and not even miss the money.
if i was a billionaire instead of being a philanthropist I'd walk in and pay £1,000,000 for a shitty piece of brik a brak for lols or just buy the shop teehe
>>59298117
>The Evening Standard = The Daily Express > The Evening Standard
personally i find the evening standard to be a bit shitter than the evening standard lad
Love farage 2bh
daily reminder that if you don't vote leave merkel will make the united states of europe and force us to use the euro and take in <1m turkish immigrants
>>59298211
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hauts-de-France
>wasting time reading newspapers when you could be reading The Prince
worms
>>59297986
>The idea is that the Animus is translating everything into the language you’re playing in,” ... “That’s why, since you’re an Anglophone, you’re hearing all the dialogue and cinematics in English. It would really make no sense for there to be a French accent because that would mean that this French character is trying to address you in accented English. Everyone in the game is not trying to speak English for your benefit.”
>>59298273
at least it's not a million
>>59293726
cowabunga radical dude
>>59298252
The independent is by far the worst up market paper
There's a reason why they had to stop printing the physical copy
>>59298253
This is a fairly good comment
t. IMF
>>59298255
billionaires aren't fucking retards like you though
that's how they became billionaires
>>59298244
What the fuck is that beast?
>>59298284
kek'd at this one ngl
>>59298284
just finished watching house of cards, kid?
>>59298283
hey there delilah
>>59298313
They have Patrick Cockburn and Robert Fisk.
Best foreign coverage of any newspaper in the country.
>>59298296
But in Assassins Creed 2 they spoke in Italian accents and in Assassins Creed 3 the native Americans spoke in their own language subtitled in English.
>Interpol went to shit after Antics
>>59298283
*hey there delilah starts playing in the distance*
>>59298325
>he thinks a million is a lot of money for a billionaire
well clearly you're poor but also stupid.
>>59298280
Dutch clay 2bh
Back from work lads
thoughts on billionaires?
>>59298411
not a fan
>>59298372
That's a big hat
>>59297636
Still not asking for it.
>>59298171
>star wars empire music playing whilst driving around brussels
ahh yes
*presses play on my The Ego and Its Own audiobook*
>>59298411
all me
>>59298388
if you're just going to chuck money away like thought you're not going to make any in the first place
billionaires are all stingy bastards they would rather burn their money than do good with it
>people become super rich mainly from their superior ability
haha delusional.
they start off with lots of money and it literally grows more money
eejit
>>59298434
For poo
got a folder full of unnamed webm's might upload one, could be porn though hmmmm
>>59298411
i think they're pretty cool if they made it as entrepreneurs and stuff but bankers, musicians and other """""artists"""""" can fuck right off
that's right, fuck you paul
>>59293182
wonder if he grew that stache on purpose
>qts wearing summer dresses
why must they torment me so?
the labour party is responsible for this
>>59298485
Need an asian bf
>>59298461
Yes that's why everyone who inherits a million pounds becomes a billionaire
Oh wait
>>59298447
>billionaires are all stingy bastards
not true. but either way they can easily spend a million on whatever
>hahaha alri anon!
>>59298544
alri
In the new Captain America movie, how did Tony Stark know Spiderman was Peter Parker?
>because he's Tony Stark durr
not an argument
*resumes reading the SparkNotes of The Fountainhead*
you'll all work for me one day
>>59298544
nonce
>>59298538
they could but they won't
they would rather hide it offshore to avoid tax
okay pals
>>59298530
Weirdly jiggly pecs.
>>59297989
If that's really you, you look like you're melting.
Anyone else here read "The Private Eye"?
>>59298567
Isn't he a zillionaire? He probably just bought the information off Mary Jane or something desu
> Iron Man outspends Batman by nearly a billion dollars. Not surprising when you consider that Wayne Enterprises has an estimated worth of $7 billion while Stark's personal wealth is estimated to be $9.3 billion while his company, Stark Industries, is estimated to be worth $20.3 billion.
>>59298633
Love a bit of The Private Eye.
>>59298544
get the fuck away from me you lo-test skets
*pretends to understand Fanged Noumena*
>>59298589
regardless, not sure how my original comment prompted the bullying of me
>>59298633
Didn't think you had the eye in yankland
havent watched a capeshit film since spiderman 3 desu
reading ok magazine
for ironic bants obviously I'm an intellectual
Give me the benefits of staying in the EU
>>59298601
I find them hot
>>59298649
who wants to see batman vs iron man desu?
Daily newspapers are always full of meaningless content designed to just full column inches.
It's better to read magazines released weekly, fortnightly, monthly because they can focus move on real content.
>>59298708
A bloody uprising.
>>59298701
Guardians of the Galaxy is alright. Ant-Man is also tolerable. The rest have been shit.
Might coop this lads https://www.thephone.coop/home/fairphone/
>>59298708
cheap flights to prague to get pissed up and bang some czech slags
*smokes a marijuana*
>>59298724
very
Did a bit of the Trump dance last night and some girl started doing it alongside me. Weird night. Apparently we're having breakfast tomorrow, but I don't remember having agreed to that.
very upset that my fantastic posts are failing to get (You)s
>>59298530
>>59298710
boss isn't sure whether to fire me or not
>>59298708
Are you a huge multi-national corporation?
There's plenty.
Are you a regular person?
There's none.
>>59298734
The clues on the name mate
NEWS papers
It isn't new if it's a month old lol
>>59293245
POP POP
CRAYON POP
>>59298754
font fuck
better version
bottom right is hong kong, top left is china
>the lads are waiting for me at the pub
>need to have a shower before I go
>can't because my sisters normie friends are here and I can't risk time seeing me I a towel
REEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE
>>59298705
Literally 'I stabbed myself in the third-eye at birth': The Magazine
>>59298790
A lot of the stuff isn't newsworthy is what I am saying my man.
>>59293182
I am high right now and this joke is so funny.
Greets from Germany.
>>59298782
Haha more like multi-CULTURAL corporation full of bloody Muslims and refugees
>>59298815
>font
>taking dancing moves from Donald Trump
>>59298754
>Trump dance
???
>>59298782
corporations are people my friend, and what benefits them benefits us
>>59298734
This is actually true, the vast bulk of it is noise, even at a monthly level.
>>59298824
take your clothes in the bathroom with you you fucking monghead
>>59298829
True that's why I buy the the private eye
>>59298769
I have lewd webm of the same guy but don't want a ban x
