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doing a post
yasuho hirose
>>59293162
Did she die?
>>59293162
British girl with her Asian boyfriend
>>59293213
DELETE THIS ; ___ ;
lads
>>59293213
me on the right
>>59293162
ALABAMA SLAMMA
just being myself
Gonna pop round my Nan's house in a bit for a nice bit of dinner
>Tony Blair
- was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for 10 years
- Worth ~£20m
- Earns >£200,000 for public speaking, per talk
- Is pro-immigration
- Is left-wing
>(You)
- Got 2 GCSEs an an NVQ level 1 hairdressing certificate
- Has never had a job (apart from the time your stepdad asked you to take the bins out)
- Got rejected from being a 4chan janny
- Bellend skinks of skips
- is anti-immigration
- is right wing
hmmm
Cara
>>59293325
>bellend stinks of skips
Not wrong.
I see yer da's taking the divorce well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MILtDGFKZo
my very first wank
>Implying being Conservative isn't the most unattractive thing on the planet
Any good slag instas I should follow?
>>59293288
stick me some in the fridge, i'm popping round tonight to roger her silly
>>59293213
>British girl with her Asian boyfriend
Just to prove she is British
patter
having a wank
lots of nice creamy pre cum oozing out of me
>>59293325
>bellend stinks of skips
never got this meme
>>59293162
Help take back the colonies lads.
>>59292512
>>59293327
How embarrassing for you then that a paki like me would literally destroy you.
lel
>>59293450
>Any good slag instas I should follow?
Try her. She has 1.5 million IG followers.
https://www.instagram.com/jessicakes33/?hl=en
>>59293453
>photo next to a suicide hotline booth
Bit dark 2bh. Would absolutely smash her back doors in though.
I hereby claim this thread the domain of Llywelyn ap Iorwerth, Prince of Gwynedd and Ruler of Cymru
>>59293463
let me lick it
Just invented a new British music genre lads
>>59293517
>Gwynedd
>tfw no more hangman
>>59293511
>https://www.instagram.com/jessicakes33/?hl=en
With her Asian husband
>>59293463
>creamy precum
Meant to be crystal clear lad.
>>59293450
demirosemawby
Charlparkesx
>>59293547
No one cares you useless nigger
>>59293577
yeah but it kind of forms a lather
>this yank from /r/asianmasculinity
>>59293625
Can't wait for the day she inevitably posts her face covered in sperm on twitter as a demonstration of how empowered she is. Just wish her dad had a Twitter account.
Any Stellaris lads about, do Fallen Empires declare war on you?
>>59293620
Woah steady on mate
If I didn't know better I'd have thought you were being racist then
>>59293625
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
>>59293625
me on the left
Borders? What's up with that?
>feeling depressed sat on a bench in the park
>man sits next to me
>look up
>it's Nige
>he hands me a pint of Spitfire
>'did you hear the news chum? we're out of the EU'
>I smile for the first time in years
>he stands up and begins walking away, but turns around to say one more thing
>'our country is back, now the question is, what will you do for it?'
>>59293698
she already posted herself naked over her bf's shoulder
>>59293717
Not an uncommon desire.
>>59293684
>"""""""""""""""yank"""""""""""""""
Gf wants me to do a sextape lads
What do
friendly reminder
>>59293625
>west ham fan
fucking hell she wants to be working class masterrace so badly
>>59293785
a sextape
my torrent has made it to 98% lads
>>59293785
she's gonna send it to jamaal so he can laugh at your puny white penis
>>59293828
What's the torrent lad?
iktfb
>>59293878
gay porn
>>59293881
you proud of yourself mate?
>>59293785
>just for me
It's not just for her.
beautiful
Any plans for the weekend lads?
>>59293906
Delete this and the torrent.
>>59293788
this is great
going to a girl's party just because there's another girl there that I wanna fuck
99% chance I don't even talk to her
(yes I realise I posted this in the wrong thread)
>>59293970
yes
>>59293828
Just another couple of hours left eh lad
>>59294022
Perfectly valid reason to go to a party.
>>59293970
yeah got 3 plans cheers lad. you?
>>59294022
just be yourself mate
>ywn plunge a knife into a communists heart whilst looking them in the eye
>>59293928
Not really, I just ate it. Should've put two crackers in that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXsg_5RxdeQ&t=3m23s
What did he mean by this?
>>59294062
I'm not intimidated by her she's the type to lead you on then pull out at the last moment
>>59294090
me & my m8
literal angel
>>59294148
then you have to initiate and escalate, and most of all be nonchalant if she rejects your advances once you're getting serious
>>59294259
a lot of effort
probably why I won't bother
I wish cara had a big 11 incher I could suck.
>an ordinary girl
>literal angel
>>59293881
It looks like plastic.
I'm on my phone atm, now do I make a webm from a YouTube video?
Would normally use gyfcat but it won't recognise the video
>>59294298
Her name is Angel, hence the use of the word literal.
*grabs you by the neck*
I said watch me fucking whip
watch me nae nae
I could have a Korean gf but my parents and I are racist. What do I do?
Aisha's head on Rosy's body
>>59294085
>crackers
fuck off Jamal
>>59294090
>Rommel was a good general meme
>mfw
>>59294340
[CIBERVOLUNTARIADO DETECTED]
>>59294350
don't have one?
>>59294050
if you're making a joke about australian internet then you're falling flat
i have a minor gimmick going on about how my torrent has been stuck on the last few megabytes for a few days because of lack of seeders
>>59294350
You want a half-plastic cyborg as a gf? Wew lad
>>59294309
it mostly is
M I L I T A N T
alri lads
>>59294298
>literal angel
>ordinary girl
Any good porn to watch lads? Need a wank before I go out.
>>59293453
There was a Chinese lad at my school, he was the only one, and he was a 6'2 turbonormie chad. Went through all the fittest girls in the year.
Always makes me happy when Asian lads make it. Must be hard.
>>59294344
*dabs the fuck out of you*
>>59294399
Actually it was a link to soldiers frying an egg on their tank
Go to 3:23 like it says in the url
Canada is a powerless and poor country
>>59294405
OH SHIT THE [CIBERVOLUNTARIADO] IS THERE!
>>59294450
Wanking shrinks your pineal.
>>59294450
what type of porn do you like?
>>59294470
shut the fuck off kid
is [CIBERVOLUNTARIADO] /lat/'s version of mitchellposting?
>>59294450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJMlaupGHTM
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c0n7n3H5h8
>>59294458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR0KT-xE64c
>>59294537
I think it's Spanish meme
>>59294570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUb8oOoU0Bk
>>59294470
But how can Canada be powerless when it is full of the most powerful race in the world, Anglos?
>>59294541
POV
>>59294470
PEE IN DIAPER
>>59294537
>He believes it is not a [CIBERVOLUNTARIO]
>>59294450
just crack one off to her she's pretty fit, who is it?
Anyone here done matched betting before?
Might do some, need some cash innit
got some pizza rolls in the oven
And they said the slippery slope didn't exist
>>59294671
More trouble than its worth desu
Have you ever signed up with an online bookmaker before?
Why do we have separate toilets for men and women anyway?
>>59294715
Once one too many toilet rapes happen, these will be a thing of the past.
why do we still use terms like "caught on tape" even though no one has actually used tape since like the early 2000s?
>>59294668
Some yank actress.
>>59294766
yeah just like the muslims innit
Will she wish me a happy birthday tomorrow?
>>59294765
poleaboo detected
>>59294683
I don't know what that is or why Mr Plinkett likes them so much.
Getting a couple of bottles of wine on my way home from work
>>59294822
Is the conch right?
>>59294784
Kek, Charles and Wills look like fucking Donny Osmond
>>59294822
am I gonna fuck her
>>59294754
Nope, but I'm a poor student and need to fund my alcohol and drug taking post-exams
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36284812
Holy shit, lads
HAPPENING
>>59294822
>>59294879
Will I hear from her again?
>>59294822
should i have a wank?
>>59294822
Will we leave the EU?
>>59294965
Good post
>>59294965
Not an argument.
>>59294965
not an argument
>>59294822
should i kill myself
>>59294715
UEA has gender-neutral toilets in its union now
>>59295049
Wtf? Thought all the gulf States were Muslim why would they have gender neutral toilets
>>59294965
not an argument
>>59295090
god dammit
>>59294822
Is she going to offer me sexual favours in exchange for the £20 she owes me?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200578
>>59295036
>>59295039
>>59295112
I love how you slavishly confirm my idea about Molyneux boy's.
>>59294952
What the fuck?
>>59295168
literally who
>>59295184
cognitive dissonance
any gays on?
popped a molly im sweatin woo
>>59295206
they're all well known /brit/ posters
Would you shag her even though she has a bit of leg missing?
>>59295090
I know in Iran at least trannies are a loophole in the law.
Gays are executed, but trannies are allowed, it's why Iran has the second highest number of trannies after Thailand.
How much pro refugee propaganda do you think there will be in Eurovision?
>>59295184
appeal to anecdotal no true cognitive fallacy
popped a pill
it was very strong
>>59295286
don't you mean economic migrant propaganda
>>59295260
No because she has a disability that far exceeds being a cripple, she is a yank. the gravest mental disability of them all.
>>59295286
Supposedly refugee crisis "themed"
Explain this brits
>>59295286
was a big pro refugee dance number day 1
>>59295208
>>59295289
so slavish.... I love it
would you suck his cock if he told you to in his video?
>>59295344
the ad the hominem the fallacy
>>59295344
[CYBER VOLUNTEER DETECTED]
>>59295358
Lefty looks like Cybil Troy the GOAT dominatrix
>>59295327
Explain Nanking
>>59295363
yes, yes, oh I'm coming........
talk more slave talk to me
Show me you love him
>>59295303
>economic migrant
ah yes, very impressive
>>59295342
God damn it Sweden.
I will never take
ANY SHIT
from anyone
*gives him shit*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ
Quite a sound argument tbf
i've had it up to here
*marks head height point on chair*
with you lot
>no wwi nurse gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200644
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200644
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200644
>>59295326
>>59295342
can see this backfiring tbqh
>>59295493
Kek, good watch.
business idea: make a show called abo the seppo
What presents do you have for my birthday tomorrow? :3
benzodiazepines arrived lads
how fucked will 2 mg of etiz get me if I haven't taken any benzos in 6 months?
>>59295628
will probs kill you
>>59295628
it says not approved for human consumption lad, can't you read?
BOO
rate the pizza rolls a solid 7/10
need one of these after getting an indian lol!
Haven't been out since B E F O R E Christmas
off to the pub tonight, absolutely bricking it.
>>59295628
ermm actually I think you mean thienotriazolodiazepine B)
>>59295628
that's for lab use only mate
>>59295303
I'm binding
I'm binding
Violently Simon
>>59295342
Sweden; because of course fucking Sweden!
Going to vote 'Out' in the EU referendum lads.
Quite enjoying Stellaris. Reckon I'd enjoy a similar game based on Earth too. Are there any good'uns?
>>59295628
>Company name on the packet
>Reagent use only
I see only good things in the future for this particular chemical manufacturer and its attempt to circumvent the law relating to the purchase of psychoactive drugs for non therapeutic uses.
>>59295886
rorke
>>59295168
*abstains*
penis is lobbing globular clusters everywhere
So then lads, who's ready to disappoint the entire world this June by voting to remain in?
With the overwhelming left wing media in this country, it'd be literally incredible if we got any other result.
Got Delhi belly haha, thought I'd got away with it.
wew
e
w
Anyone have any clue as to how the EU referendum will turn out?
I asked a British girl I met abroad what she thought and she said literally everyone she knows is voting to stay in the EU
She goes to York
>>59296029
There's really no way to tell how it will end up, could go either way at this point
>>59295978
Getting your excuses in early? "hurr durr le left wing media".
The biggest paper in the UK fabricated a story about the Queen wanting out, mate.
>>59296029
>She goes to York
Lads
I've got a friend.
He's not a 10/10 but he's alright - I'd say very average.
But he pulls in 9s and 10s EASILY.
And he's shy as fuck.
How does he do it?
Do girls have no standards?
I mean he's got a cool personality but not for the type of girls he gets.
What's wrong with women?
Downloading DOOM. Is it any good?
>>59296072
How are you supposed to ignore such a massive thing though? They had no choice.
>Partially paralysed man missing half his head 'declared fit for work by DWP'
>>59295978
It's your own fault for getting euroscepticism stereotyped with a certain more right wing variety of (ex) tory
>>59296029
>She goes to York
>>59296090
Guarantee he's better looking than you give him credit for
Never used to think 2 of my mates that always pulled were very handsome, until a group of calls all agreed they were very handsome.
>>59296110
Millenials are going to end the world.
I can't imagine a generation being faggier.
Is it possible for the children of millenials to be gayer than millenials?
If it is then that's scary.
>>59296110
my sister used to do this to me and now i love cocks
>>59296135
ah right
my fault
sorry everyone, this one's on me
I was going to vote to leave but now I know there will be a war if we leave I'm voting to stay.
>>59296029
>She goes to York
Post legs Poleaboo
Who /choon/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2epRXRFmU
>>59296172
We'll go into a dark age, just like after the fall of the roman empire
>Go to chipper
>Order a cheese burger + SF chicken and chips
>Get given Cheese burger and chips + SF chicken and chips
>>59296172
I have 2 bigger sisters and they would do this to me sometimes and I grew up alright
>>59296230
should bloody well think so
Nice to see a bit of self-responsibility among the elites for once
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>she
>>59296321
dunno
>>59296289
>chipper
please tell me you're joking
>>59296306
>and I grew up alright
>posts in /shit/
>>59296321
Eton
update: lowering the pizza roll rating to 6/10 because the sodium is giving me a headache
>goes
>>59296289
>'''''''chipper'''''''
>ordering anything other than fish/pie/battered sausage from a chippy
>>59296366
I always knew Cara was a man
Poleaboo is going to grow her hair out
York uni desu
>>59296289
>chipper
>>59296321
Some woeful West London ''''''club'''''' putting gear up her hooter.
smoking weed. feels good but also weird having zero responsibilities now
>to
post more bradders lads
>>59296104
Who had no choice? The story was a complete fabrication with no sourced quotes at all.
>>59296321
>girl
>not hormonal freak who looks nothing like the rest of """her""" family because """she's"""" a genetic abnormality
>all these NCs who don't know the chipper gimmick
sleep tight chipper
>York
>>59296091
apparently not
i saw a video of it and it looked fantastic, but then i learned it was just sped up
>>59296289
>chipper
Is this what pakis call a chippy?
>>59296430
It's only been 48 hours since I quit but I already want to smoke tonight ffs
don't reply to him
>>59296386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huSP7PtctC4
got nothing to do tonight
>>59295864
wahey
think he's got meme potential 2bh
>>59296466
>implying
just do one, you tiresome runt.
>>59296369
bookmarked for tomorrow
gotta meet the boys down at the pub aha
>>59296509
Come round mine for a few bevvys lad
>>59296501
>him
oh wow ignorant much?!?!
>>59296500
i'll be quitting with you senpai, i'm 24hrs behind though, don't let me catch up xx
Really really miss Ed lads
>>59296504
aha
love it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200800
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200800
http://www.strawpoll.me/10200800
Daily reminder leavers are Putin aiding traitors on par with the SNP and led by power grabbing career politicians.
>>59296562
He still got a resident slot at Sanky's Ibiza?
>accidentally clicked a thing while logged into my fake Facebook account
need to deactivate it now
rooster is average 1 hen raped per minute lads
What's the difference between a chipper and a chippy lads?
>>59296517
>being this new
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/Chipper/
Poleaboo knows how she can prove she is real
Pick an outfit, she will buy it and post a pic of herself wearing it
>>59296542
Thanks, girl
>>59296541
give us your address m8
>>59296621
chipper is the correct term. chippy is incorrect
please refrain from responding
do not reply to the curry wog
Don't reply to her
>>59296620
My mind boggles at the logistics involved
pretty sure poleaboo explained a little while ago that while he was a sissy he would never start "transitioning"
>>59296029
>everyone she knows is voting to stay in the EU
Fucking morons.
one day there will be a documentary about poleaboo. hope louis does it desu
>>59296553
Honestly need to this time to sort my life out, I think I've got the willpower to do it
Tonight won't be too hard anyway as I'm going the pub later
Good luck family
>>59296535
wahey same mate
gotta get in the shower but i can't be fuarked
creasing at the image of poleaboo turning up to court dressed as a girl and his dad witnessing the whole affair
>>59296656
obviously you're a real person but your story isn't you stupid cunt
>>59296621
A chippy sells runt-fodder exclusively to trite JF redditors, whilst a chippy (which may be the same establishment under a different name) is a British institution and sells high quality fried food.
Don't reply to me
getting me pecker wet tonight, lads.
don't reply to anyone
>>59296656
I want to see poleaboo in a Aston villa kit, ladies version if possible
>>59296716
reminds me i need to shave before i go
also im knackered only got about 4 hours kip but fuck it
>>59296722
Ahh yes
>>59296739
monthly bath is it mate?
Shame that 'The Scribe' gimmitrician sacked it off after chroniciling just one meme (Rorke). Would have been a decent gimmick ngl.
do you know the difference between "kafkaesque" and "borgesian". most people get it wrong.
>>59296762
pmsl
>>59296767
Yeah a decent gimmick for new cunts like you to pretend you've been here for ages lmao
![Tartan-Day-Parade-GOR-86494-12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tkFi5DD.jpg "Tartan-Day-Parade-GOR-86494-12[1]")
we wuz jacobites n sheeit
>>59296701
Changing my mind a little every day
I want to live my life as a female
>>59296675
>>59296680
>>59296681
Quite distressing how quick these posts came in
>>59296753
no
>tfw rash on my dick
What do I do now lads?
Do not engage with it
Well, of course. This Brexit discussion is absolutely evil. Economically, it's not based in reality. It's basically just politicians with misty eyes appealing to vague notions of Britain being as great as it once was with its empire, and blaming immigrants for their bad policies. Either way, the politicians themselves will be fine, and perhaps even stand to gain from it as there aren't those EU regulations anymore - so they can continue to pull the rug from beneath our feet for marginal gain.
There are some valid criticisms of the EU, especially to do with sovereignty. However, the U.K and its people overwhelmingly benefits from being in the EU.
And honestly, just for arguments sake, I'd rather have a benevolent EU that dictates policy as opposed to a fully democracy where the Tories can do as they fully like to turn us into USA 2.0.
The Brexit camp does not really have any truly convincing facts to back their argument, yet they exploit the fears and insecurities of people through populist attacks on the EU/immigrants to deflect themselves from their personal
>>59296777
Just started trying to read Borges and it's a bit too much effort for me desu. I must be a dullard.
Every other sentence is a reference to some obscure Greek/Babylonian/Indian mythical character. Smug fucker isn't he haha?
continue not replying
>>59296827
should have used a rubber
this documentary is talking shite
>eu was devised to make sure the masses couldn\t vote
>literally lets people vote for MEPs and retains decision making power with national governments
>>59296806
always feel a bit weird seeing young lads married when I haven't even seen a vagina
>>59296719
You're still invited to my trial
>>59296805
Haha, you got me pham! You forgot to post a picture of Bradley though.
>>59296562
interesting fact about Ed Milliband: he's not actually married. his 'wife' in every picture is actually just a cardboard cutout of a random woman he got from a royalty-free stock image collection
he actually carries them around with him when meeting members of the public and makes them play along at the threat of violence
>>59296854
ah yes, vote for MEPs that can't propose their own laws
most impressive
>>59296851
;~;
>>59296854
What? The EU Parliament has barely any power it can't propose or revoke laws
The unelected European commission has supremacy over the European Parliament in the same way our house of Commons has supremacy over our house of Lords
If the Parliament was supreme it would be democratic, but it isnt
>>59296843
Explain how this is not 100% accurate
>>59296899
This is a very 'reddit-humour' comment.
>>59296942
>>59296904
the big 5 have power over the commission though
and we're one of them.
>>59297013
>the big 5 have power over the commission
>>59296843
The EU regulations are designed to fuck off the general population in favour of protecting the politicians you fucking retard.
Anyone else here read The Private Eye?
