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janitor edition
cara
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
just realized this email is the only acceptance the janny will EVER get
crayon pop
me and the lads out last night in Sugarhut
>still no janitor acceptance email
The United States of America
>>59289811
well fug
janny's gonna do his NUT
UH OH
WE'RE IN TROUBLE
JANNY'S COME ALONG HE'LL BURST OUR BUBBLE
Just watched Michael Collins lads
The British are beneath contempt
not a fan of the times where janny is throwing a fit so you have to keep both threads open
don't know why but Janny posting never fails to make me laugh
>>59289904
new
>girl takes my phone to text someone last night
>asks why "pakis" comes up in predictive text when she types "pa"
>"w-what? I d-dunno"
>>59290085
you should have said the OS was designed by an Indian
>>59290005
>Michael Collins
Thanks for the recommendation, I could do with a wank.
WAYULS
just wanked
land is the most precious thing a man can posess
>>59290161
doing a sneeze
Doing a poo
Would have been part of the anti treaty forces desu, should never have surrendered the north
>>59290136
THE PARTY OF WAY-ULS
>>59290161
(You)s are more valuable
>>59290161
>>59290176
didn't mean to quote you there...
>>59289851
How can grown men be this detached from reality? Wouldn't it make sense to just pay a personal stylist to tell you what to wear if you're making literally hundreds of thousands of £s a week?
>>59290126
>"Um wtf is an OS? You're such a nerd anon!"
fuck this hot weather meme
absolute gash
Just ate a large Domino's pizza all by myself. Realising it was a mistake desu.
>>59290191
haven't pooed in three days
soon
great things are brewing
I like British
>>59290231
>>59290176
two free (You)s, not complaining mate
>>59290248
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>59290252
Got a pizza express pizza for dindins tonight, can't wait
>>59290271
I like American
Let myself down
want to vote to leave but think I'll probably bottle it at the polling station and vote stay tbqh not sure if it's worth the risks
Wired again lads haha
>>59290295
Fuck off billionaire
>>59290252
Craving dominoes right now, might order a pick n mix, going out tonight so at least I'll have something to munch on when I get back
Who /fit/ here?
>cycle a lot
>run a lot
>never, ever gain weight
>ripped to fuck
>resting heart rate of 50BPM
>>59290331
It was on sale
let me say this slow and clear - say one word about my mum and I'll shank y'z
If you never tell a lie to her,
You don't have to remember anything,
It all goes out the window when,
I try to do it myself
You may be mugged if you trust too much
But it will more fuck you up
It will more fuck you up worrying about trust
>>59290331
>implying Dominos isn't billionaire tier as well
>>59289811
>>59289855
good post
>>59290342
Fat but losing weight and doing bodyweight exercises desu
think I'm in the friend zone lads
>>59290342
bit of an arrogant post
browsing the social anxiety support forum haha
>tfw you will never be a real commonwealth poster
pls annex finland
Need my skull caved in
>>59290342
still a bit fat but I cycle a lot every day because its fun, been eating better but still eat some shit which doesn't help
>>59290381
rare af
>>59290380
>cheese and tomato pizza for £13.49
surely a sign of the end times
>>59290381
R︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ A︃︃ ︃ ︃ R︃︃ ︃ ︃ E
A
R
E
when will bollockposting make a comeback
>>59290341
Do it la, cold pizza is god-tier drunk food
>>59290380
Cheaper during the daytime 2bh, got an early bird deal.
>>59290418
i hate that place it's full of normies and their relationship threads "i haven't had sex for 7 years boohoo ; ____ ;"
i used to be active there
about to go to the toilet for the sole purpose of cleaning my willy
>>59290407
does it help?
uhh uhhhhmmm errrr uhhh uhhh errr uhhhm *raises paw* errr uhh
>>59290342
i'm chubby as fuck but i give good cuddles
shame it's not cuddle weather desu
>>59290195
No wouldn't have worked
>>59290380
Nobody pays full price
That's part of their marketing, make the pizza look expensive, have a perpetual 241 offer
>>59290438
>>59290451
Nonces
can only wank to Shemale/trap porn nowadays lads
Found a great one that looks like her from pint of lager and a packet of crisps
Think I might actually be gay lads
>>59290462
I usually drunkenly struggle to put it in the microwave desu, not a fan of cold pizza, one time I dropped it all over the place though
>>59290322
I hate you too
if anyone needs half price dominos pizzas send me your email
>>59290459
when runtposting dies (never)
>>59290499
Fuck off anti Irish traitor go suck Collins dead dick
Chucky ar la!
>>59290528
If it comforts you I'm literally gay and can't stand tranny or trap shit at all.
>>59290550
in an ideal world they would co-exist in harmony, because they're both incredible
>>59290468
Nah man literally in love with him
>>59290550
That awful "gimmick" is dead, m8.
Let it go.
>literally bending over backwards to please corporate shits
http://www.thejournal.ie/no-fly-zone-star-wars-shoot-2767202-May2016/
>>59290438
>>59290451
delet this now
>>59290550
What the fuck was runt posting even about though?
cautiously closing the other thread now
I think janny's calmed down
bong broke
>>59290643
the genocide of runts
>>59290407
>>59290610
Woman or gay?
>>59290676
you know what to do
Just saw Russell Howard in the bar I was in lads haha
browsing r/ForeverAlone haha
>>59290566
Oh yeah fight the British empire when we've got no ammo left and have been offered a good deal
The boundary commission was the big injustice
>>59290689
UKIP!!!! WHAT A BLOODY RACIST!!!!!!
>>59290692
FONT
>>59290689
did he call you a bloody racist?
Haha really appreciated the janny posting in this thread lads
calling UKIP or Trump a racist is the most annoying meme ever
the business idea
>>59290610
Tell him?
>>59290591
Fuck off paki lover
And yes it does comfort me but under ukip your type wouldn't be allowed
>>59290725
>>59290728
I was tempted to go up and say something about UKIP or get a picture with him, but my autism prevailed
>>59290251
its only 16 degrees, why does it feel so fucking hot?
just back from a walk by the lagan with my dog who loves to bark at other dogs
Is there a scientific explanation for why the best /brit/ posters are Australian?
>>59290687
Not gay but we've been best mates since we were 6 and it only makes sense for us to be together since we're perfect together
>>59290780
How do I make him know? Get him drunk and bum his arse?
how many eastern euros do you guys come across? There are so many in my town
>cycle to and from work
>decent sized hill on way back
>can easily hit 45mph
>always see woman walking her dogs
>always gives me a look of disgust when I zip past her
lol why?
>>59290720
Do you literally have no pride in your country you cuck defeatist?
feel like I should go out and enjoy the hot weather by just sitting out in the sun but i don't know
But this man is not a cartoon character...
e ain't Del Boi.
e ain't Arfur Daley.
E IS A POUND SHOP ENOCK POW AND WE GOTTA WATCH IM
>>59290867
Don't see many personally but I never leave this room. My gran complains about them quite a bit. Apparently they commit a large percentage of crime.
>>59290849
your autism
>>59290865
Fully support this tbqh
LGBT has never bothered me, and it's a small issue to commit to, but can bring in a lot of votes from people who see UKIP as backwards / racist etc
>>59290865
Ha! UKIP are gay!
>>59290867
I work with a lot and 90% of the are actually really cool people and hard as fuck workers. People complain about foreigners taking their jobs, well that's because they're actually willing to work their arses off and they're not.
>>59290822
Because it's humid, I live near a river and a ford, when it gets above 18 degrees sometimes the humidity sensor on my house reads 90%+. I mean the minimum people should expect is like 60%, benefits of beings islands bro.
>>59290792
Hey, the more pakis I fuck, the less kids they have
>>59290854
>not gay but I love a man
You're at least like 2 on the Kinsey scale m8
>>59290885
are you on the pavement?
>>59290900
>enjoy the hot weather
FONT
*squeals loudly*
>>59290865
This one is better
>>59290854
Kiss him you big poofter
>>59290960
ah yes, another runt caught in my beartrap.
>>59290865
>>59290990
only pakis would think this is bad
>>59291007
This 2bh. Starting to think there are a lot of pakis on here. I don't remember the last time I met a homophobic young white person.
Rate your favourite--> least favourite immigrant countries
>All Western European countries
>Polish
>East Asian countries
>Indians
>Scummy Eastern Euro countries
>Nigeria (and other African countries)
>Pakistan
>a gypsy curses me for not buying a piece of string off her
>a few hours later, my car vanishes from my driveway
spooky
>>59290939
Fuck no. No way I'd do that speed on the pavement
lmao how wank does this look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfJVoF5ko1Y
>>59291075
kek
>>59290865
there's literally nothing wrong with wanting to suck a juicy meaty boisticc
Pen ran out and I don't have another one reeeee
I NEED A NEW GIMMICK
ONE THAT WONT MAKE ME SICK
>>59291099
fun fact: you can refill your pen with blood
>>59291048
There are a few on /pol/ still tbqh, it's funny because they hate pakis but they literally want this country to be Pakistan
Lads, all memeing aside, how have we not taught dogs to speak English yet?
funny how you utter morons can waste your whole day doing nothing posting here just like the government wants you to do while they give our tax money to millionaires and you don't even bat an eye
>>59291133
Fuck off Dolores
>>59291049
>Western europeans
>Poles
>Indians
>East Asians
>Pakistanis
>Nigerians
>>59291133
sure you can but it will stop working shortly afterwards when the blood congeals
ALL RIGHT YOU LOT
WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS KNICKED MY DEODERANT!?
>>59291231
That would be pooey lynx lad.
>>59290865
>>59290990
i'm always happy to see there are pretty chill gay folks too, if this was a leftist parade they'd
1. be leftist
2. run around in thongs and harass little boys
good for them
>>59291173
Where is this actually from?
>>59291048
Fuck off you bender
>>59291274
Todd Margaret
BNP and Britain First are a bit too left wing for me desu, probably why they get hardly any votes
Cannot understand how people can hate Farage
Literally the nicest most down-to-earth chap in politics
>>59291305
BUT THE NEWS SAID HE WAS RACIST
>>59291290
Rasheed
This flag offends me. It represents racism, war, violence, murder, corruption, and obesity.
>that lad that gets all the (You)s and doesn't reply to a single one of them
Literally me lads hahahahah
>Remain will win
deciding on what to wank too is very hard
>>59291383
*gets out my golf club*
you've get a debt to repay pal
>>59291300
More like there aren't that many racists about nowadays.
>>59291388
>too
makes that whole sentence mean something different lad
>>59291353
more like Richard
How do you lads think the Farage-Cameron debate will go?
Farage did really well against Nick Clegg but I am honestly pretty scared about this one desu
>>59291388
i open 20 tabs and am going to wank to all for 3 hours because hard to ejac but then i see good suggestions and open even more and then i see bbw and blow my load to it instantly and then i'm like
just found out that a girl I have been seeing has a four year old son
what the fuck lads
>>59291386
>I can never go back
>>59291290
I don't mind poofters desu what people do in private is their own business, plus lesbians are great, well the fit ones are anyway
anyone else here the kid that was the last one left when asked to pick dancing partners?
>>59291305
He's a great orator, but he is a slimey ego maniac though and no where near as clever as he and his acolytes think he is.
>>59291449
are you me suomi
>>59291441
Rasheed
>>59290865
rasheed o'patel
>>59291450
get married and you can introduce your wife's son to us
>>59291473
that's me
>>59290865
>>59290990
So what do you brits think of other right wing parties like BNP and Britain First? How are they different from UKIP?
>>59289811
Ok tell me you cara experts whats with the individually pointed eyes she does, is it a disease?
>>59291265
>there are pretty chill gay folks too
It's most of us lad. It's just the hyperleftists are the loudest and most visible. The normal gays blend in, literally no one has worked out I'm gay without me having to tell them (well except when I've been in a gay bar kek).
Also
>tfw no bf
>>59291450
keep it up mate you could have your very own wife's son one day
>tfw no bf
>>59291450
I don't see why this is a big deal?
Be the dad that kid never had :)
>>59291449
>then i see bbw and blow my load to it instantly
>>59291007
only gays say that only pakis think being gay is bad
>>59291450
meme magic
There are literally benders in this thread.
*puts on sanitised gloves and dust mask*
*backs away*
>>59291525
why are benders so prone to degeneracy?
>>59291430
Tbf you never did actually ask me to reply
I don't consume pornography
>>59291510
BNP is actually leftist economically, they're unironically national socialists.
Britain First are just a meme party.
>>59291510
>BNP and Britain First
Generally dumb fuck extremists who are incapable of being civilised or conveying their thoughts is any rational of meaningful way.
>>59291510
Full of fucking idiots and are completely unelectable
UKIP genuinely has a chance to at least get a lot of seats
>>59291468
except they don't do it privately, they do it in your face and all the true lesbians are munters
haha the day my seppo bf finds out about my 4 year old son will be hilarious
>>59291437
Have you seen /pol/?
alri
why do benders shape their entire identity around their sexuality?
we get it. you like blokes. you dont need parades where you dress up in skirts to tell us that.
>>59291647
Is that Brendan Rodgers?
>>59291600
I dunno, I just want to find a bf and stay together a long time tbqh, maybe marry eventually.
>tfw it's impossible for me to have biological kids with someone I love
>>59291604
you're not supposed to eat it m80
>>59291525
So you suck dick?
Is yoga a good place to meet uni girls lads? My only concern is that I'd get a hardon halfway through, what with all the yoga pants.
>>59291682
because they're special little snowflakes
>Britain votes to stay in the EU
>half of the Tory party defect to UKIP
>labour remains fucked under Corbyn
>Farage takes the throne in 2020
>>59291691
>tfw it's impossible for me to have biological kids with someone I love
maybe thats nature providing a hint
>>59291691
>maybe marry
MARRIAGE ISN'T FOR BENDERS YOU FUCKING RAT
>>59291628
I've only ever seen like three gay couples be affectionate in public before now (outside of gay bars) and I live in fucking Cambridge
>>59291682
Never been to a pride parade, never want to.
>american tv shows
>violence and nudity fine
>can't say fuck
>>59291604
haven't wanked to anything but instagram and 4chan in a long time
>>59291727
his genes aren't good enough to be passed on?
>>59291450
>>59291557
Don't do this, it's a waste of your limited resources. Your sole purpose in life is to reproduce your genes, so that's what you should devote your time and attention to.
>>59291682
most don't. I don't see why it's a problem though, I'm gay and I haven't even seen a pride parade irl before.
>>59291723
what would happen to UKIP if the UK votes to stay in? no meme answers pls
>>59291709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
this is unitonically a normal yoga class you should go
>>59291723
my dream
getting a haircut in 40 minutes lads
taking reccs
>>59291727
Well nature also made me only attracted to guys too.
>>59291747
Pic is you
>>59291747
>MARRIAGE ISN'T FOR BENDERS YOU FUCKING RAT
The majority disagree, Rasheed
>>59291760
>mature rated game with tons of blood and gore
>massive filter list including "damn" and "arse"
literally not replied to a single post in this thread
You lads are boring as fuck and all my interesting conversations get no replies
>>59291771
>Your sole purpose in life is to reproduce your genes
Who told you this fib?
>>59291784
UKIP would honestly gain a lot of power
You need to understand that about 30% of the country now vehemently HATE the EU due to all of the hype
Some cunt has been revving his 50cc learner plate """""motorbike""""" over the road for about 15 minutes
835
maybe you're the dullard here
>>59291815
Ok but did you put any wieners in your mouth?
>>59291804
bring in a picture of the one and only
I'm a bender but I don't think I'll get married, just because the idea of having a "husband" is fucking weird to me.
I just want a bf who gets me and likes to cuddle and makes me laugh and likes to play vidya and watch films with me and stuff.
>>59291804
norman cut
>>59291898
tentatively all me
>>59291628
I've met some fit rug munchers but yeah admittedly they are rare, that's why I said 'the fit ones' and generally benders don't shove it in your face because they want to avoid negative reactions just like most normal people do
>>59291804
buzzcut
>>59291902
im straight and not bothered about marriage either. dont need to become legally and spiritually bonded to prove my love for someone.
weddings are pretty nice though.
Fucking boomer bitch tried talking to me as she served my coffee and asked for £2.80
Fucking slut you fucking caused the housing crisis, you should be paying ME
>>59291902
So, how about them dicks eh?
@28
*lobs a dictionary at the back of your head*
>>59291958
nice try bender
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-36284962
WTF, i HATE wales now
>>59291815
it wasn't nature m8, being a shirt lifter is not genetic, sexual preferences are determined by psychological triggers during early childhood
>>59291978
HERE COME DAT BOI
>>59291793
Looks more like pilates than yoga to me lad, and that's a whole different ballgame.
>>59291976
love them
>>59291978
o shit waddup
>FOR FREE
>>59291902
I want to be married and have happy family but on the other side I also want to be a rebel in a revolution against capitalism
>>59291997
Like what m8?
>>59291846
Evolutionary psychologists.
>>59292026
oh wow don't they know artists need to learn a living too s.m.h :\
>>59292026
>we seek to employ a diverse artist
That doesn't make any fucking sense
You can have a diverse group of people but a single person can't be diverse
>>59291902
I'd only get married to a guy I'd been with a long long time. Calling a guy you've been with for like 5 years a boyfriend sounds a bit weak.
>>59292030
nm lol
>>59292018
you're so gay mate hahaha
>>59291902
You telling me you can't get a bf lad? I always thought being a bender must be the closest a man can get to knowing what it's like being a woman in terms of access to regular and easy sex.
Getting klunge is a fucking slog for straight blokes.
lads i am FUMING
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
MUSLIMS
SHARIA LAW
BURQAS
REFUGEES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWAWAWWAWAWAWAWWA
>>59292080
it means not white
Why no Lavren gf?
meme mclean, bitches
Who /nofacialhair/ here?
I feel better knowing it's actually nothing to do with test levels seeing as most men have around the same amount of testosterone, it's just how your body reacts to that testosterone that makes your facial hair grow.
>>59291890
Howling
*dabs*
I'm straight but the idea of spending all of my days living with a female honestly makes me frightened
Literally never argue with my mates ever, get on perfectly. Every gf I have had just seems to start shit over the smallest things, makes me so frustrated
Wish women could have the personality of a man
Are trannies the future?
>>59292116
scottish sjw shitstain. fuck you
>>59292094
Sex is easy to get but a lot of us want an actual long term relationship
>>59292127
Lol nice try low test beta
*howls*
breakfast of /brokeonpayday/
>>59292046
>>59292046
like getting bummed by older male relatives kek, nah in all seriousness it's not something you can easily determine, it's different for everyone because everyone is different, the idea of sexuality being genetic is just plain retarded. It's like saying I'm genetically predisposed to liking crisps.
>>59292082
I suppose but I would cringe just calling another man my "partner", eurgh.
>>59292094
It's easy to get sex but just as hard to find a bf as it is for a straight lad to find a gf. Plus I'm weird and shy and most benders are outgoing normies so that doesn't help.
>>59292150
Think you're gay. also, font
>>59292116
she looks like a 12 year old you pedo
Haha cannot fabricate
>>59291970
>works in a coffee shop
>has enough money to buy multiple properties and rent them out
doubt it
rethink your meme
>>59292168
>tall
>strong
>barely ever get tired
>strong ass jobra
>make easy gains
>sex drive is fine
No mate.
>>59292185
Got paid today ;)))))))
can't believe they quarantined /r/european
>>59292185
>cheese in a can
I'm staring at the death of western civilisation
>>59292116
Gonna need more of her lad
[YouTube] BAITING OUT RORKESHEEDS IN /BRIT/! (embed)
>>59292208
Right, so what are you getting a hard on over?
lel, so true
now watch me whip
watch me nae nae
>>59292150
I've met some really, really great women, even was in a serious relationship with one who was fucking great but I fucked it by taking her for granted. But yeah 80% of women are intolerable and only good for fucking.
>>59292168
teenagers have way higher test levels than old men and most old men can grow beards but most teens can't
checkmate athiests
>>59292188
I would be inclined to agree it's not entirely genetic, but twin studies show there is some genetic element to it even though it's not entirely genetics.
I think it must be something hormonal or epigenetic determining the rest, because it certainly was not a decision I ever made.
>>59292225
Ahh yes only high test alphas can't grow beards
Cara lad has just been exposed for the nonce he is
>>59292119
>>59292116
scottish sjw slag that i would happily leave inside a burning house
Going to Portugal at the end of the month
>>59292185
>Americans eat their cheese out a can
explains so much
>>59292190
>I'm weird and shy and most benders are outgoing normies
Are you me?
>>59292300
I eat shit out of your mum's arse?
So what?
why is there so much inbreeding in birmingham?
Is it possible to book a holiday only 5 days before the flight?
>>59292185
>Easy Cheese
pineal gland status: entombed
What did he mean by this last post
>>59292313
For your sake I hope not.
Jesus christ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J74kRMW2lLg
>>59292295
why?
>>59292331
Why not?
>>59292321
high population of Danes
>>59292269
it's not hormones because guys with low test count and girls with high test count are more often straight than not
>>59292348
Lad I'm a shut in weeb with like 2 friends
>>59292185
This image offends me. I don't know what that monstrosity is but it isn't cheddar.
>>59292339
wow, no ones ever seen that before, crazy! :D
>>59292318
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
>>59292392
I haven't seen it
>>59292321
because it's like 90% paki
>>59292389
Well I'm not a weeb or a shut in but I have pretty much no friends. :/
>>59292363
Thought it might be too late
>because it's like 90% paki
>>59292381
I meant pre-natal hormones, there's a well known effect of maternal hormones causing gay men to have more older brothers than average. Ie lots of male pregnancies makes a woman's body do something that makes her later sons more likely to be gay.
my puppy is sleeping lol she is so cute hahahah
>>59292456
me on t'left and t'right
>>59292350
why are british girls so CUTE
>>59292442
>Voices from a free America
as yes, most certainly not biased at all, peer reviewed and grounded in theoretical as well as empirical theory and research
most impressive
>>59292389
>2 friends
FONT
>>59292456
Are you trying to tell me that cousin marrying is not a problem in the British asian community lad?
>>59292208
*clicks for more pictures of drake*
Might make a new thread now to test janny's patience haha
one of my keys is boken lads
ty to guess which one
>>59292504
>British Asian community
Are Indians doing it? Thought it was a Pakistani thing
>>59292545
the key to my heart
>>59292441
How do you even meet guys? I tried once at my unis LGBT soc but it was all tumblrinas and SJWs
>>59292504
always enjoy it when white van rorke tries to back up his bigotry wiv a luvverly bitta science you can't argue wiv that m8 it's a fact m8
Does anyone else just scroll past any reply from lefty bait replies?
>>59292545
key that you use to bump ket off of?
>>59291077
Slow down and stare that bitch down. Who does she think she is!
Paki here. Not going back. Would fight anyone on /brit/ irl.
hahaha. BTFO, cumskins.
>>59292557
It's actually the chinese
>>59292578
isn't that why gay bars exist? so you can hit on people without having to worry whether or not they're straight.
Have we ever really lived?
>>59292578
I honestly don't know. When I was at uni I didn't even bother with the LGBT soc because I knew it would be like that.
I'm not normie enough to go to gay bars and that whole scene isn't my thing anyway, Grindr is for hookups, Tinder has been useless so far for me. I'm stumped.
Have you ever had a bf?
>>59292640
>cumskins
Brum?
Zoey?
>>59292618
I don't read any posts
>>59292685
Like get some vitamin d you pasty faggot.
And brush your teeth.
>>59292648
Yeah but I'm too autistic to manage hitting on someone like that. I want to meet people where they're not just expecting sex only.
>>59292684
>Have you ever had a bf?
No ;_;
I was in love with a friend in year 9, then he moved to the US and like a year later told me he was bi and had liked me.
gerry
>>59292739
>Tony Blair
- was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom for 10 years
- Worth ~£20m
- Earns >£200,000 for public speaking, per talk
- Is pro-immigration
- Is left-wing
(You)
- Got 2 GCSEs an an NVQ level 1 hairdressing certificate
- Has never had a job (apart from the time your stepdad asked you to take the bins out)
- Got rejected from being a 4chan janny
- Bellend skinks of crisps
- is anti-immigration
- is right wing
hmmm
>>59292822
it's true, depending on the weather my knob either smells like skips or quavers
>Doing a CV
>Interests and achievements
making a new
whilst doing a poo
>>59292640
Rasheed
>>59292750
>I was in love with a friend in year 9, then he moved to the US and like a year later told me he was bi and had liked me.
wew ;_;
>>59292822
>teflon tone
>left-wing
FUCKING TOPKEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
>>59292822
how about gordon brown? Was he any better?
>>59292822
>- Is left-wing
fucking lol
>Google launches open-source speech parser, dubbed 'Parsey McParseface'
>>59292862
My name is Syed, you nigger abo mofo
Haha calling Tony Blair a leftie triggers /brit/ so badly
I love it, I am literally above all of you peasants
https://fb.com/DailyExpress/videos/1170132543047003/
wew lad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36284200
Another day, another expert comes out against the absurd proposition of brexit
>>59292822
>left wing
looooooooooooool who did dis senpai 100 100
want to do a post but waiting for a new thread
>I was only pretending haha
>>59292861
wasn't actually making a new LOL
>>59293064
dis nigga save nige bringing da heat
payment?
>>59292354
Mate is living there for a year
>>59292640
the average paki can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag and is a manlet due to inbred genetics, they generally only fight if it's at least 5 v 1 and they can get the first punch in from behind
>>59292557
they both do it
>>59292598
prominent members of the community in Britain have spoken out about how it's a problem, keep those blinkers on though lad
