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Anyone fancy getting punched in the head by me edition
yeah
cara
making an arrangement
>>59286364
>>59286370
kill yourselves
This depression is no joke
Think I'm close to the end of my life
AMERICA
ah yes
Can't wait til he's prime minister and we have a gove-rnment
Just got that rad new 'WOOD' game everyone's talking about...
>>59286414
your mother has been playing with my wood all day lmfao
>>59286414
your fingers are revolting
So In a 1v1 fight what would win
An attack helicopter or one of them fighter planes
>>59286414
why have you got an australian copy m8?
>I identify my political views as alt right
>>59286448
*unsheathes stinger*
This is a girl I'd DEFINITELY put my willy inside of
>>59286392
Should we do it together?
Finished goading cretins on the Daily Mail's comment section.
Now time to shitpost on /brit/.
Alri pakis?!
>>59286444
It's not like he's throwing tea into the harbor.
lads...
>>59286481
tbf i'd put my willy inside at least 30% of the female population between the ages of 16 and 50
going on an ice cream run who wants what
EDIT: strawberry cornettos only
popplio is the best starter tbqh
>>59286518
Alri
>posts picture of Seolhyun
>>59286524
>30%
that's fuck all mate: from 18 - 30 I'd shag probably 70%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLzSScW454
communism idea: call our provinces republics so dumb nationalists forget theyre living under an autocracy
>>59286554
well i discounted all the ugly ones but i also discounted all the staceys that are no doubt ridden with stds so advanced that peta would protest if you tried to treat them
If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?
>>59286550
good lad
>>59286598
it would be extremely painful
>>59286588
Idea: call our provinces countries so dumb nationalists think Scotland and Wales are real
Seohyun > Seolhyun
having a go
>>59286598
Yes
Any lads play Killzone Shadow fall?
howling at people who get educations
>>59286638
ching > chong
after five years on the east coast, it was time to go home
Lad who was asking warp or wormhole, you still here? post empire
>>59286632
your alright m8
>>59286638
no
>>59286638
Solihull > seohyun > seohyun
>>59286679
grove street. home. at least, that is before everything went wrong.
>>59286594
solid banter, how common actually are those diseases?
from what I've heard about sex, they're not that common
>>59286672
too many wh*tes in public transport desu
(disclaimer: i am white. any racism in this post is for comedic purposes only)
>>59286672
Skewed by tube drivers only being in London
London teachers and police officers get paid more than those in the rest of the country too
>>59286725
racism is never funny desu
>>59286710
literally every normie has herpes and like 80% of them have chlamydia
>>59286710
Quite common 2bh know quite a lot of people who've had Chlamydia
i don't ever want to die
>look up lyrics to song by british band
>website uses american spelling
>>59286812
good post
>>59286700
Not playing this anymore because somehow I fucked up and got xeno sympathisers stuck on my colonies and they kept rioting every time I inslaved people
also yes
>>59286755
>>59286777
Well the results are in
I'm officially scared of sex
>>59286812
don't smoke
time, i won't ever give in
no matter how hard you pull me in
i know gravity ain't an excuse
just want to make things a little more smooth
>>59286842
some normies try to delude themselves into thinking that herpes isn't a big deal but there's strong evidence it causes alzheimers
i'd keep it in your pants if i were you
you can only get mouth herpes if they have an open sore right?
How many downvotes have you got on Mail Online?
I've got over 10,000
man, the last 3% of this torrent just doesn't want to download
>>59286925
link ur account la
could use a cheeky giggle
>>59286888
only if you sit on a toilet seat mouth-first
>>59286842
Use a condom
>>59286925
you must be leftie scum
>>59286944
condoms don't prevent stds
>>59286941
JUST LET ME FUCKING SEED IT FOR YOU
>>59286959
Fuck off
>>59286970
t. catholic church
haven't read a single word any of you spackers have typed, don't know why you're even bothering tbqhwy
>>59286947
Have you even actually read the Mail Online comments section? It's mainly people who hate the Daily Mail and their celeb-driven agenda, you silly paki bastard
Sitting in a fish and chipper
GOT THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN I DON'T EVEN NEED A PENCIL
>>59286970
ur mum gave me every std known to man
>>59286991
Oy maayyte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938Q8uBpR5k
need to purchase a sersh gf soon
>>59287016
it's mainly supporters of the UKIP party
>>59286837
My population are all still human and I intend to keep it that way when I read horror stories like that, made the mistake of choosing slow breeders though so I want more pops but don't want xeno scum
and no
*glances at the israeli flag*
*notices there's no pornographic webm*
hmm.. what to do with this information
>>59286970
They do, not 100% but more than by not using one
>>59287043
please be sershlad
>>59286987
how are you going to seed it if you can't get any seeds?
>>59287064
post porn of your own
runts are getting out of hand
how are your euro 2016 sticker books coming along lads? nearly finished sweden today
Fuck me why is it cold when it was like 30 degrees yesterday
Was just wanking to a porno with a paki woman and then she says 'oh yes, I unleashed my curry cum'
Had to stop because I laughed too much
>>59287094
only completed scotland so far
Really need a hug.
>>59287096
heh global ""warming"" for you
>>59287118
How did they qualify
>>59287094
>t. Rasheed
>>59287094
finished nothern ireland
>>59287047
Confirmed paki not having a clue.
>>59287137
don't think you know what that word means bruce
Why did Thailad stop using Skype >.<
>>59287135
not going to explain the joke desu
can you get an STD on the way out of your mum as you're being born?
>>59287087
umm when you download a torrent you also upload some of your internet so other people can download the torrent as well... i think that's how it works anyway
>>59287127
Hugs you then as we pull away holds hand under hip forming an 'O' with index finger and thumb...
>>59287047
Is it fuck, the fail shits on UKIP every chance they get.
>>59287135
they didn't, I think that's the joke
>>59287178
hence why the comments section is a shitstorm full of ukip supporters
>>59286837
>>59287058
tfw my reading comprehension, I had a minor similar problem when I destroyed my robot workforce, maybe you just had the wrong traits picked or edicts
>>59287164
> >.<
get a tripcode so i can filter you
=)
>>59287091
>sweden
>>59287058
how the fuck do you have so many planets
but yes
really like the stylings of the musical instrument known as the marimba
>>59287218
No it fucking isn't at all.
>his paper of choice didn't endorse the lib dem conservative coalition at the last election
Wonder what it's like to be a pleb
If I kill all left wingers, will the UK die?
@255
not going to ask what that is
>>59287163
yes i do
you mentioned another european country but not in a negative way, so therefore you must like continental europe, so therefore you must be a bremain voter, so therefore you must be a rasheed
Going to do a shower x
>>59286837
>I fucked up and got xeno sympathisers stuck on my colonies and they kept rioting every time I inslaved people
Can you not just gas them?
>>59287324
think of me while you're washing your bumcrack x
>>59287239
No. Just no.
Watching a colourised afrika korps video
This lad just rubbed the sand off a tank, cracked an egg on top and started digging in
>>59287239
I used a mod from /vg/ to change the number of planets you can control so I can get more pops and naval capacity because of slow breeding, it was annoying me. How the fuck did you have so many minerals btw
no
i honestly couldn't care less
>>59287298
bit weird doing a sticker book and only sticking in the english stickers though desu
>>59287364
>rubbed the sand off
missing out
>>59287176
:3 aw
bunch of fucking virgins the lot of you
>I used a mod from /vg/ to change the number of planets you can control so I can get more pops and naval capacity because of slow breeding
how do i get a cute british gf?
>>59287364
i always start entrenching when I make breakfast, do you not?
>bunch of fucking virgins the lot of you
>>59287411
Fucked that up didn't you mate
Me
>>59287466
Post fucking machines
>>59287482
me smoking the fag
>>59287466
Look and laugh at him
>>59287482
>studying history
>>59287466
the fuck machine jew is ten times the man you'll ever be!
>>59287511
History is one of those degrees that confident normies do and end up with a good but unrelated job
hello my little runts
nice to see my farm growing.
>>59287331
Can purge my own race
>>59287340
but you're wrong
>>59287368
>I used a mod from /vg/ to change the number of planets you can control
Poor show. My minerals only get spent on the fleet (which doesn't need repairs considering it stomps everyone) and I don't have to pay infrastructure because my sectors are managed
ahhhhhhh yesssssss
Quite like the Queens of the Stone Age desu.
>>59287568
please give us food master
http://qz.com/681025/big-poultry-workers-are-literally-peeing-their-pants-so-that-americans-can-have-cheap-chicken/
>In a new report, No Relief, Oxfam America reveals a dark reality of life on the line for the roughly 250,000 poultry workers in the US: the routine denial of time to use the bathroom. While the poultry industry enjoys record profits and pumps out billions of chickens, life inside the processing plant remains grim and dangerous. Workers earn low wages, suffer elevated rates of injury and illness, and toil in harsh conditions.
Ahh yes the old free market
>>59287482
>for free you say?
>>59287576
>but you're wrong
Just stop it
>>59287576
I know lad I probably won't use it in my next game, might create some sectors myself, if I actually have any more planets it would be too much of a pain to keep upgrading the buildings
the best gimmicks are those that have been retired
>>59287609
>why yes, i do post things related to standards within the american chicken industry
>>59287466
You hate being associated with the porn jew but don't bat an eyelid at being associated with this? Oy vey.
>>59287675
*starts ringing the rorke bell*
We've got one Margaret!
>>>/mu/64830542
need an explanation NOW
>>59287609
The thing I don't understand is, America is the land of suing, why haven't these people gone to town on their employer?
>You hate being associated with the porn jew but don't bat an eyelid at being associated with this? Oy vey.
>>59287701
it's just reversing the phase of everything lad, it'd sound almost the same as the original
Back from the barbers. She's cut it ridiculously short; I look like a guy who is balding and has resigned himself to his fate and just begun to get his hair cut extremely short. But I'm not balding.
The girl was pretty fit though and she did run her fingers through my hair quite a lot so I guess that's a fair trade off. Tipped her a quid as well even though I know she's the owner's gf and probably makes loads of money.
>>59287697
>>59287739
You can ring my bell any day, big boy.
>>59287773
>She
oh mate what are you doing
>>59287619
I've got nothing to stop, you on the otherhand.
>>59287675
Peter mandelson isn't Jewish
He isn't religious and to be ethnically Jewish your mum has to be Jewish
He doesn't have a jewish mum
>>59287697
>>59287739
triggered princesses who live in cotton wool
>>59286370
Two posts late.. do you even try any more?
>>59287739
Dave 'used to be hench but stopped going to the gym two years ago' England on the right there
>>59287675
Ermm m8 Tony Blair did more towards the push for immigration in the UK than any of these and he is catholic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQm4BHT4RrQ
>>59287805
That wasn't the point of my post.
>>59287339
I did xx
Never been to a hairdressers
>>59287466
how big is your nose?
This true Bruce?
met this guy in a bar the other night, wish I had got a picture
>>59287797
I know lad, I know. I actually went to this place specifically because I thought since it had "barbers" in the name that it would be men cutting the hair. Then the first time I went to it, it was all women doing the cuts. The guy who owns it is a barber but he only works like 1 day a week and seems to have set up his own personal harem.
On my way to the station back home I saw a new place with all men cutting the hair. Might go there next time.
this 'transgender' prank is going a bit too far haha
>>59287846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my9mYOMNf0
not english though, though he sounds it
love staring at my own willy lads
>>59287860
just scratched me arse and sniffed me fingers while thinking of you ;^) x
>>59287858
You implied Peter mandelson was Jewish
He isn't and that's just the one I know off the top of my head, wonder how many others aren't even Jewish
>>59287843
Saying aids is worse than cancer is grasping at straws.
They are all scum.
>>59287873
was he out his tree?
>>59287871
Tones was fucking based and I'll politely ask you to delete this image right this instant
>Friday 13th May
spoopy
so we'll put on our classics and have a little dance shall we?
>>59287714
This is why these businesses want the illegals.
So they can do third world shit here and completely circumvent all the labor laws along with the taxes and insurance that go along with hiring a citizen.
>>59287874
in my experience the best barbers are turks and pakis in the ghettos, they'll give you a proper cut and shave for under a tenner
>>59287901
>Christianity is cancer
Fuck off rasheed
>>59287826
was sitting outside couldn't see a fucking thing but not rly 2bh
>>59287926
reported to the authorities
>>59287888
that's a bit gay lad
>>59287906
ironically yes
he was sober as fuck but danced like in the meme for the lads
>>59287871
resist engagement
>>59287873
>1916, fighting WW1
>in the trenches
>about to go over, the whistle will blow any second now
>you turn to your right
>this man is looking back at you
>>59287926
i hope they bring this shit up in court one day
>>59287926
>>59287947
Not a crime
>>59287948
no it isn't
Do not engage him
>>59287918
you really need to bring him back
>>59287885
The muslims will take care of that.
So what did this so called Tony (taesh) actually do wrong?
do not reply to the currywog
DO NOT REPLY
DO NOT REPLY
DO NOT REPLY
DO NOT REPLY
>>59287977
you are a crime against humanity
>>59287926
Kek.
Full image please.
>>59287973
it's not relevant, my solicitor would just need to throw out an "objection"
covered my laptops webcam so the hackers can't see my pretty face x
>>59287900
I didn't do anything of the sort, I found a jew picture and posted it for the comparison comment.
Not that hot today lads is it
>>59287926
incredibly grim post
you're actually mentally ill
check yourself into the psych ward you FREAK
Tony Abbott will be remembered as ahead of his time
>>59288012
but your parents/sister would still get to see what a degenerate you truly are
>>59288041
its TOP comfy here, slightly cold wind to cool off the sun
DO NOT ENGAGE
>>59288041
nah 15 and cloudy, can't complain
>used to spend ages picking cat hair off my clothes, especially black stuff
>the years pass by
>scrounging around for something I stored on top of my wardrobe
>feel something soft
>it's an old black shirt of mine I stashed away when she died
>it's covered in little curly orange hairs
>>59287941
How the fuck did you get that from an anti Tony Blair post? You silly paki.
>>59288049
>trans people are mentally ill
ah, this old chestnut
>>59288056
They're not coming to the trial
>>59288035
And I'm saying peter mandelson isn't actually Jewish
>>59288055
haha this post cured my depression, thanks for that :)
Daily reminder that poleashit and 190kg are the alter egos of one autistic poster on /brit/.
>>59286469
>implying /pol/acks and based leftists can't work together, exchange ideas while having a laugh at the far right and regressive left.
Oh the times they are a'changin'
Is Cheryl Cole still anorexic or is she hot again?
>>59288082
>you post an image saying Jews caused mass migration in the West
>I point out that Tony Blair did more towards mass immigration in the UK than anyone else and he was Catholic
reminder that until "poleaboo" posts a timestamp please refer to him as his proper name (lisicki)
this general would be a million times better if you cunts would post proper birds and not slopes
>>59288083
What are you on trial for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zTh6HhWyc
>>59287886
>muzzie & swedecuck "oi"
The fuck are you doing?
>>59288083
>Just masturbated in my sisters room while sitting at her vanity table and repeating some sissy shit I would say if I were her slave
Hmmm...
She's looking pretty good these days.
Me on the right btw.
>>59288094
Not him but Wikipedia says he is a jew.
>>59288173
oh.
good song though
>>59288186
he's punching above his weight isn't he
>>59288161
"stalking" but I'm going to get off provided my solicitor puts a shift in and uses the information I provide him
>>59288130
But that's retarded. That's like saying Bin Laden ate an apple and I hate Bin Laden, therefore I hate apples.
Sort yourself out mate.
>>59288190
Nah Wikipedia says he isn't religious and has a Jewish father
If you aren't a practising jew you have to have a Jewish mother to be Jewish
Coming up already
>>59288169
excuse me, I've got something in my eye
>>59288230
Who were you stalking?
>>59288212
In terms of pure facial aesthetics? Yeah.
But in reality since he was in 1D he could have his pick of thousands of 10/10s.
>>59288147
This general would be a million times better without any yanks.
>>59288233
It's not like that at all though
Sort yourself out mate and by mate I mean never my mate fucking faggot
Coming down already
>>59288230
Hmm
might get out of bed
>>59288186
girls like this aren't really appealing 2bh I don't get it
>>59288199
Not really. No. Wouldn't even listen to it even if they were white.
If I was going to listen to an Oi band with a dark fella in it I'd listen to the Templars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbswJpqMqYk
>>59288212
Not really, she is a coalburner.
>>59288288
it's not worth the hassle
t. someone that got out of bed earlier today
Daily reminder that poleashit and 190kg are the alter egos of one autistic poster on /brit/.
>>59288288
Bad lad
>>59288230
The information you obtained by phishing email addresses which you then also used to steal money from PayPal accounts?
might get into bed
might get under the bed
>>59288234
That's grasping at straws. His family are jews, he was raised as a jew and went to a jewish school.
>>59288297
>girls like this
attractive girls?
Might wank you lads all off for being so fucking cheeky
might get on the bed
>>59288257
No one, I got stitched up
>>59288330
Cannot conform or deny
might jump on the bed but mummy might shout at me
>>59288371
No it isn't
If you aren't a practising Jew to be Jewish you have to have a Jewish mother, just how it works
might move the bed into the other corner for feng shui reasons
>>59288276
You got rekt and now you're throwing a fit.
it's mums birthday tomorrow lads
she turns 54
getting pretty old haha
>>59288376
generic makeup and fake tan with average titties and probably an average bum
I mean I'd put my willy in her but she's hardly exciting
>>59288447
my mum's 55
DO
NOT
RESPOND
TO
HIM
>>59288447
>>59288469
I wonder how old my mum is. Might be a bit rude to ask.
might get new sheets for my bed
>>59288422
>l-look j-jews did everything bad!!!
>calmly point out Tony Blair did more damage and he was Catholic
>you attempt to use every deflection and shill tactic going (your last post is a classic example of this, claiming you won an argument you clearly lost)
Pic related is you btw
>>59288520
Nah probably not, I had to ask my mum how old she was turning and she didn't seem too offended.
might set fire to my bed
mum's turning 55 soon and she's going to retire at that point
she's going to be at home all day and I am NOT excited
might post a slag and see what happens
responding to it?
nah, wouldn't recommend that
>>59288419
Having just one Jewish grandparent (either maternal or paternal) makes you Jewish enough for Israeli citizenship.
looking for jobs in australia again what if i actually get one haha
might get a third pillow for my bed
might get a bed for my third eye
>>59288585
>he lives with his parents
>>59288605
Having one Irish grandparent is enough for Irish citizenship but it doesn't make you Irish
might give me bed to the refugees in calais and sleep on the floor
just got lasik on my third eye lads, I finally see clearly
>>59288622
apply for a work visa and live in australia for a bit haha
might eschew the bed and sleep on the bathroom rug
Just left the house
Ama
>>59288656
I actually laughed quite hard at this one
hmm why yes I would like to pay $300+ a week to significantly lower my living standards
might sell my bed and give the proceeds to the janny
Just finished my first week as a plumber.
Fuck me lads I think I might die, I'm so tired. how do builders do this shit and still be fat fucks?
>>59288680
where are you going?
>>59288713
you just have to eat enough pies lad
>>59288713
they eat a lot and drink a lot.. drinking to cope
might wank the dog
Edit: I mean walk LOL
Might open my bed up for any /brit/ lads who want to have a cheeky fumble ;)
>>59288713
are you doing an apprenticeship?
and
is your back fucked yet?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36284200
>IMF says Brexit 'pretty bad to very, very bad'
ah yes, i wonder why
>these paki faggots arguing about mandelson
>>59288758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_05qJTeNNI
might have a wank in my bed
>>59288708
Not a question
>>59288731
Unayy
might open a bank in my bed
>>59288786
>there are people who wank in locations that aren't their beds
????
>>59288666
is sydney nice
>>59288755
Yep, no my feet are though. Need to buy some comfy boots these free ones are like walking on steel plates
might roll a cheeky joint in bed
Just finished masturbating. It makes me feel so relaxed so I can go to sleep easier.
Edit: Shit. I meant menstruating
Edit2: OMFG I meant meditating! What is wrong with my phone rofl
>>59288822
only wank in the shower
might organise a nice buffet meal in my bed
>>59288805
after I finish my apprenticeship I'll be getting 50000~ a year, Seems worth it to me
>>59288875
Shower wanks are the worst. It's hard to finish and cleaning up isn't as easy as you'd think.
>>59288875
What if you want to edge / have a long wank? People might be suspicious if you're in the shower for 3 hours.
>>59288929
you definitely don't want it clogging up the drain
So i fucked this bong grill from my school, i'am so fucking happy, my life is complete what do you think bongs?
might get the runts to make me a new bed
>>59288845
Nice! hope it all works out for you x
Was it difficult to find someone to mentor you?
Sorry to hear about your footsies as well, hope some good shoes stop that from happening :) should do
>>59288875
M8 the cum gets stuck on your skin and it acts like glue
Don't do it.
>>59288989
now i want to fuck australian girl, how to do it?
>>59288961
good lad
>>59288929
never had an issue cleaning it, just sweep it into the drain with my feet
>>59288943
I have 40 minute showers anyway and I usually shower when everyone else is asleep
having a halal meal after mosque tbH
>>59288543
Damn, you really are mad over a single image. You are a kike, aren't you?
>>59288824
Sorry for the late reply, it really depends on the area you live in but most of Sydney is quite nice.
Living near the east side of Sydney is better because you're closer to the beach and city (which could be important if you get a job there).
>>59288989
Thank you x such a gentleman
yeah it took me a few years to get it
>>59288601
You are must be new to /brit/. Rekt is an old ironic insult here.
Fucking newcancer.
>Sorry for the late reply
>>59288824
You mean Little Syria? No.
>>59289134
thanks m8 i'll keep that in mind if they even respond
Is the street samurai in Brighton still alive? He was a swell-looking lad.
>>59288605
Is great grandparent going too far back? She was a jew who fled zee Germans.
pretty funny (read: lmao) that the alt-right in the uk is represented by a greco-gay jew and a middle aged woman
>tfw kissless virgin
feels good to be herpes free
>>59289216
is nige alt right
>>59288865
lol
>>59289190
Only some western suburbs are full of lebos/muslims.
>>59288758
They really are desperate wheeling out all these puppets like Obama.
That tells me we are scaring them, so leaving is the right thing to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHVyRnzNe0g
*this plays whilst the camera slowly zooms in on my face, eyes slightly misty with tears, whilst opaque /brit/ posts scroll in front*
>>59289237
nah, loves pakis too much
>>59288961
That's a pretty low end achievement to base your life on. It's no harder than buying a bottle of Lambrini.
>>59289216
alt-right doesn't really apply to Europe
>>59289303
fuck off pogba
>>59289216
I'm a jew and I support Milo.
>>59289317
what did he mean by this
>>59288961
nonce
>>59289303
Good ironic post but you should delete it before some autistic janitor takes it seriously & bans you.
>>59289303
>[Deleted]
underaged nonce BTFO
ma made me a fry <3
important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10199816
http://www.strawpoll.me/10199816
Does anyone else think it's sad how far 4chan has fallen when some cunt joking about being underage gets banned by janny?
4chan is home of the "I'm 12 and what is this" meme for crying out loud.
janny's such a fucking faggot. it was obviously ironic you dumb cunt. delete this post too you charity case no pay fat fuck
>>59289400
I'am still here lad
>>59289457
>banned by janny
my friend, did you not know?
whilst the janitors power is great and wide (much like himself) he does not hold the power to ban
yes you read correctly! he can't ban!
>>59289457
that'd be youtube desu
>>59289457
No.
>>59289459
>it was obviously ironic
autists struggle with irony desu
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>>59289457
I'm still here lads, i deleted it to avoid ban
doing a bittersweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS_0R8GZRNY
NO MONETARY COMPENSATION
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>>59289584
You shouldn't have to do that though. We used to make fun of sites that did that.
Just took a useless trip to campus baka
>>59289599
you can't put a price on the respect and experience you gain from being a janny mate
just took a useless poo baka
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might rest my legs on the bed
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
