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Me and the lads edition
leelee
we was dinosaurs
Welsh? >>58985871 Welsh?
http://youtu.be/fMCANcg8n-c
you don't even care about my broken tv :[
>>59279910
WE
ACTIVATE
ANTI-YANK RANGER
OUR NIGE
>>59279929
GOOD POST
WE USED TO BE KANGZ
>>59279929
Thanh Nhu Diem standing by!
>>59279946
Unsettling gif.gif
Doing a poo at work lads
having a think
>>59279929
Red leader standing by!
having a go
>>59280005
Don't forget to wipe and flush.
Sat in the doctors waiting room and a baby's started roaring it's eyes out the little bastard
*puts anime in bin*
*puts yanks in bin*
why do poms use the word "sat" for present tense? That's past tense. Sitting is present tense.
*cycles in*
AYOOOO WHAT DA FUQ GOIN ON HERE
>The former Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown has said that quitting the European Union (EU) “would not be British.”
>In a speech as part of the official Remain campaign, Mr Brown invoked Winston Churchill to argue that voting to stay in is the patriotic thing for Britons to do.
>Being unpatriotic is patriotic.
>>59280042
you think you're anything special because you call us seppos and yanks?
>>59280062
It's not really the preferred term. People use it but you hear "he's sitting over there" equally as often as "he's sat over there".
Fundamentally, so long as people understand what is meant then it doesn't really matter.
>>59280062
It's just a regional way of speaking.
browsing the chon and drinking some coffee lads. lit philosophy threads are a wild ride
>>59280081
>quitting the European Union (EU) “would not be British.”
Of course it wouldn't - what says "British" more than interfering in the politics of dirty Continentals?
>>59280071
>>59280120
You got any rare 'man sitting with coffee' reaction images? Need to add to my collection.
having a sad morning wank
>>59280081
This is fucking stupid.
British have fought tooth and nail to be kept far away from Europe. Being anti-europe whilst in euorpe is notionally British.
>>59280173
that's my absolute boy boy doing his thang like he does it haha (that's you i'm referring to haha) btw (you hashtag) haha ireland
>>59280175
this
Also no reason to listen to people like Gordan Brown anyway. He's Nick Clegg tier of professional liar.
>>59280116
>It's regional therefore it's correct
ahh yes
>>59280225
I didn't say it was correct. The fact that it's specific to a region should suggest the opposite.
>>59280244
you know what thailad? fuck off
had enuf ov ya
>>59280081
Tbh the patriotic thing to do would be to fund a joint french polish invasion of Germany, then negotiate a favourite trade deal with all 3 when they're pooped
>>59280255
why would I care?
did a bit of a did
On my way to an exam and the tube is delayed because someone killed themselves
WELL HANDY THAT
>>59280255
*knees you in the stomach*
dont EVER talk to Thailad like that AGAIN
>>59280291
you're getting a little bit too big for your boots
>>59280306
sorry bro i just couldn't take it any longer haha had to kill myself
>>59280306
all me
>>59280320
my boots are massive tho
>>59280306
That happened an hour ago, why haven't you used an alternate route?
when you "do" that that you "poo poo" doo doo JUST you should all consider that fact that I laid out for you you
maximum kek
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463117877137.webm
thailad is your gf a gook?
>>59280368
>trollstation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWx8ydPOE2g
>>59280351
It happened over two hours ago but I didn't check, on a bus now
>>59280391
>but I didn't check
You're new to London then?
someone do a tescos run for me
Really want to snuggle in bed with Thailad
in the middle of a telly exam
>>59280386
starting to dislike you
>>59280384
it's thaiguy
>>59280400
Well I've been here two years but I rarely have to actually get public transport because I live walking distance from uni (and most student clubs too)
>>59280384
yeh
>>59280425
it'll be alri m8
>>59279929
gotta show some respect for the yanks like this one that go out of their way to learn British culture.
>>59280409
>>59280409
oh fuck off would you, you fucking fat arsed lard arsed YANK
if you aren't american you're foreign and therefore gross and uncivilized
>>59280488
Bogan
>>59280458
post her anus hole and ill stop bullying you
>>59280492
oh fuck off you rude yank
>>59280506
*flicks mullet off my shoulder*
*lights up a winnie red (thats b+h for you poms)*
yer wot ov it cunt
gf did a self portrait
at night, i think of you
Aussies - is it true that most Aussie girls are really slutty?
That was my impression of them but I have across that "Whealth by Slaiman" prank channel on YouTube and his girlfriend is literally perfect
>>59280564
not as slutty as british girls, no
>living in the southern hemisphere
woah
let's hear stories, white australians
if your name is john, give me a call boo
Say my name
Phil Scranton you absolute hero
>>59280628
fuck off phil
>>59280619
Once had a burger with beetroot on it
>>59280619
christmas is in summer
me and the lads
>>59280656
you did what
Why is it that being patriotic in England is seen as le racist white van man bigot? Is it a class thing?
>>59280729
never met a non scumbag who wore the english flag on a day when it wasn't a football/rugby match.
>>59280729
Basically.
The metropolitan class are all lefties and look down on working class people as simpletons
spacebarstoppedworkinglads
internet missus and me had a fight last night lads
I had to sleep on the sofa
>>59280672
men under 25 shouldn't be allowed to wear suits
Lads my mum keeps thinking I'm gay, but she doesn't outright say it. She keeps trying to subtly hint that I mig be gay. She keeps telling me to go in some meat spinning website because "I'll discover myself" there or something.
>>59280793
haha Noah said fuck off Aussie cunt
>>59280713
Done had a burger with beetroot on it
>>59280368
so fake
listen, if you have to poo you have to poo, there is no new, no new poo to do when you do the do. just poo and you'll poo, that's it. moot point. dumbasses
>>59280564
state of that lad's videos
just had a butch and they're all fucking ebin pranks
>>59280867
is this shakespeare?
Is Uncharted 4 any good?
>>59280925
yes
>>59280925
fuck off kraut
>>59280925
never played it but i'm going to say no
well good evening my little playthings.
>>59280925
after watching that black girl kick the shit out of two grown men I'm going to say no
get tomb raider instead
>>59280893
To be fair the one where he locks her in the bathroom with fake shit smeared everywhere is really funny
His girlfriend is magnificent desu
VERY good morning lads.
Woke up to a cuddle with the gf, then she made me breakfast and I left for work.
ignore him.
i remember the time i did that poo. i did that poo while i sat and pondered why. i thought about why i did that poo and i thought "hey, it's a poo and it's what i do." that's what i thought i'd do when i did that poo. i took a shit and i thought i had just shit and that's (poo)/ poo i do when i think thoroughly, as do you when you poo. don't you you? don't you poo
dont reply to him
>>59280925
no
Brexit: The Movie and /trb/
Couldn't be comfier lads
Don't give him the attention he craves
>Queen wins £50 Tesco gift card at the races
CUTE!
i done just did the do, old poo that was, i did do. i did done that poo. i did done that doo, or did I poo, done did that poo or was that poo, doo doo, poo poo, who
>>59280978
senpai its all fake
I watched one where they break up and the camera was right in his face
>>59281068
>meanwhile people starve in the streets and food bank uses reaches an all-time high
haha yeah epic banter there from Queeny, epic just like my car insurance from MoneySupermarket, #EpicWolf haha yeah
>>59281082
>asmr
>getting your jollies off to whispering and that wet smacking sound from them talking quietly
>>59281068
every little bit helps
business idea: fart in people's faces and then promptly offer to sell them air freshener
just made a post help!??
>>59281120
this
if anything that sound makes me extremley uncomfiortable
>>59281117
you shut your mouth povvo
>>59281134
that's arseault tbqh
>>59281134
business idea: put a gun to someone's head and threaten their lives, then promptly ask for their wallet
>>59281120
I don't wank to it personally but I'm sure plenty of people do. It's just nice to have a qt talk softly in your ear, as pathetic as that is.
business gimmick: fart in a shoe and call it stephen
business idea: sell (You)s for bitcoin
>>59280973
Already have Tomb Raider, both of the remakes.
>tfw playing it on Max Settings with that hair simulation enabled
>tfw Lara Croft is literally perfect
>>59281120
My gf can't control the volume of her voice when we have sex.
One time we woke up the neighbours' baby, gf did a glass-shattering screech and then we heard crying from the floor above.
I've actually got a not bad business idea but I'm not going to share it with you lads incase you steal it.
>>59281207
The camera bob in the first remake gave me really terrible motion sickness. The game was fun to play, cool mechanics, good setting and all that but it literally made me sick. Dunno why they didn't just put in option to turn it off.
>>59281223
FONT
we should lynch niggers again
>>59281249
who's camera bob
business plan: sell service in exchange for monetary compensation
business plan: sell posts that say "sell service in exchange for monetary compensation" for monetary compensation
>>59281271
business idea
>muh trains on time
Who gives a fuck? The more pertinent point is that ticket prices have risen every year, disproportionately to wages and inflation and any sort of reason beyond money grubbing jews at the helm.
suggestion: /brit/ graffiti krew
Yanks are the cancer of /brit/
Why don't you just type normally instead of trying so hard to fit in?
need to buy a new chair this one won't survive the summer. thought about that ikea one that costs $200
>>59281453
Maybe consider buying a used Herman Miller aero or something? All cheap chairs are shit and fuck up your spine.
t. spine expert
vidya and drinks for tonight, thoughts?
Would really recommend the early morning shag lads.
Really puts you on your feet.
LET'S STOP FIGHTING
LET'S STOP FIGHTING
LET'S STOP FIGHTING
Why is kpop so popular on /int/?
There;s three threads directly about kpop and there's multiple generals with kpop as the op image.
Recommend me a documentary please /brit/. Something chill, nothing too heavy. Just want to hop into bed and eat skittles.
Had 5 hours sleep lads
>Grand Prix stealing Frasier's time slot on 4
>Want a chippy
>Need to go into work at 1pm for a half day until 4pm
Should I get a chippy and rush it before work or wait till after lads?
>>59281622
why do poms love frasier more than any other american sitcom
Business idea: barbers and hairdressers where there is a large autism button directly located in front of the chair. When you sit down, you can elect to press the autism button and if you do then it signals with a red light that you want absolutely zero idle chat and want to be spoken to only about matters relating to the cutting of your hair.
To make it actually business related: put a coin slot next to the button so it requires a quid to activate.
>>59281591
empire of dust
>>59281623
After. You'll feel all greasy and shit.
>>59281622
>not watching the Grand Prix
fuck off
>>59281653
*invests*
>>59281683
this 2bh
>>59281653
they already do that in some places mate
you choose when you book whether you want to talk or not
>>59281562
i suspect the k runts communicate in the mu general or via an im and invite each other to this place. that norwegian one didnt just wander in ill tell you that
>>59281712
is this real?
how can a country be THIS autistic?
>>59281707
>>59281683
dude turn right lmao
epic for the win 'sport'
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>59281712
>booking
I just want a bloody short back and sides m8 not a blue rinse.
ben n jerry's lads
>>59281724
it's in Wales mate
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/30/hairdresser-offers-quiet-chair-for-those-who-hate-making-small-talk-5534082/
>>59281727
you have to turn left as well
Best pomade?
>>59281562
Dunno about others but I like the upbeat songs, the visuals, the dances and the pretty girls. Theres something there that i dont feel with western pop music. Kpop isnt the only thing I listen to btw
>>59281599
Same lad, cant sleep
Addiction isn't real
>Best pomade?
>>59281729
Hello anon this is Stefan Molyneux from Freedomain radio
>>59281792
then quit 4chan forever
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
>>59281249
You on PC? If so, what's your GPU? I fell for the GTX 970 meme but it runs RoTR on very high just fine, even though you're supposed to need 4GB VRAM for the max quality textures. Only problem is that I can't do SSAA without suffering a fairly severe reduction in FPS, hence why I'm stuck with SMAA which is meh in the second remake
>tumblr_nmetcfGWDl1ro855no1_500.jpg
LEFTISTS
>>59281772
I'm a dapper dan man myself
>>59281841
>RoTR
Rise of the reds?
When I was 11 I was trying to impress a girl and said "pain is just weakness leaving the body"
She then kicked me as hard as she could in the balls. I screamed and cried and she said "Just rid the world of your weak children, cunt"
She then giggled and skipped to the other side of the playground
>Addiction isn't real
>>59281882
not an argument
>>59281869
I only carry Fop
>>59281882
why does he do this shite after saying a sentence every time
>>59281911
he mostly does it when someone else is speaking
>>59281893
Well I don't want fop goddamit; I'm a Dapper Dan man
Best pomade
>>59281939
>not dapper dan
There are currently 8 threads on /int/ related to kpop
>>59281882
lmao
>>59281971
I agree. Burn /int/ to the ground. It must be cleansed of the filth.
I have attained a plethora of intellectual capabilities that you plebeians could only DREAM of achieving
:PPP :D
>>59281412
UK trains are pretty reliable in my experience. Bus services on the other hand seem consistently horrible.
t. kraut
WHEN I WAS
>>59281717
He came in because after he saw the crayon pop editions I imagine
>>59281971
I only see one
CAN I GET AN ENCORE
WITH NO HANDLEBARS
*poos pants*
>>59279860
BREXIT WHEN
Why are Germans so hellbent on destroying Europe
![Brexit-in-numbers_Final[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KMpZaku.png "Brexit-in-numbers_Final[1].png")
Shall be voting Remain lads
I so am tired of this meme
>>59282111
Tomorrow la
>>59282111
STOP CALLING IT BREXIT REEEEEEEE
>>59282134
>Migrants boost the workforce
Is this assuming that every migrant is employed?
bremain when?
>>59281871
Return of the Tomb Raider you silly goose.
What's rise of the Reds anyway? Do enlighten me Thailad
Have you ever deflowered a girl lads?
I have.
>>59282146
>/ck/
Why do leftists suddenly morph into rampant capitalists as soon as someone mentions Brexit?
They start rabidly defending the economy and start talking about immigrants as if they're just some brown cog to work in the factory of the British economy.
>>59282183
Rise of the TR fuck
>>59282183
some Command & Conquer: ZH mod
didn't really make sense since you wouldn't need a decent graphics card for it..
>>59282204
seen you post this before lad. didn't like it then, still not keen on it tbph
>>59282191
Yes. My fiancee.
When we first tried to have sex, she was so tight I could barely push the head of my cock in her
>>59282134
Why does it imply a housing market crash would be bad?
>no wwi nurse gf
>>59282204
I also like how anything George Osborne says is absolute poison, until he talks about the EU, then suddenly his words are holy gospel
>>59282146
>They don't know about German cooking
>>59282264
Bad for the boomers draining the wealth from their grandkids
>>59282146
but it's perfectly accurate
>>59282146
We don't have a bad cuisine, it's just bland.
Bland =/= bad.
>>59282284
Germany has cooking?
>>59282204
because they're just cheering for their side on various policies, they're cucks and being in the EU is objectively more cucky
got a boner
i just cannot condone it
>>59282146
It's not bad, it's just boring. There's only so much pastry I can take
>>59282325
Precisely.
unironically started calling girls "lady" like a cool dude
>>59282360
How many more decades do you expect to stay a virgin?
>>59282360
You're supposed to call them "madam" you autist.
Really really want to move to southern France and get a qt racist French gf
haul away you'll hear me sing
were bound for south Australia
>>59282146
>tfw have chocolatines every weekend
>>59282387
We got plenty but they're so racist they wouldn't reciprocate.
>>59282379
>>59282386
t. literal self diagnosed cool dudes who are actually braindead dipshits
im literally transcendant above you
>>59282387
literally never seen a qt girl in southern france
been doing green poos lately, and they're fairly frequent too
>>59282408
They wouldn't want a white English bf? Fuck
LADS LADS LADS
HAD McDONNIES FOR DINNER
IT WAS BRETTY YUMYYMMY :ddd
>>59282431
More like "illiterally"
Prince of Egypt is still the best animation film of all time
How do they do it?
>>59282441
>>59282452
*nods head knowingly*
>>59282441
EWW GROSS WTF JORDAN LOL
WHY HAVEN'T YOU REPLIED TO ME ON FACEBOOK BTW??
I SENT YOU A MESSAGE 3 HOURS AGO xD
>>59282452
fuck off murderer
Heavens to Betsy my parcel still hasn't arrived. I ordered it yesterday with next day delivery
Golly gosh me
>>59282471
nerd
>>59282471
if you actually knew me you'd know i wouldnt make such an awful post you half-wit
>>59282478
fuck off rabbit
>got some shorts out the cupboard I haven't worn since last summer
>have become too fat to do the buttons up
Just end it
>>59282471
my name isn't jordan and facebook is for fags
the silent pensioners will ensure Remain wins to fuck over the young.
>if you actually knew me you'd know i wouldnt make such an awful post you half-wit
hello
could someone vocaroo for me
"Remember, there's a place for you in Valhalla"
thanks
>>59282541
Pretty sure every pensioner will be voting leave
It's the students, numales and women who will fuck us over
>>59282541
>30% undecided
Who the fuck are these spineless twats
Name and shame the cunts
>>59282541
I've managed to convince two of my colleagues to vote Leave.
I can't even vote myself haha
t. Polish man
checking a thing
>>59282548
post your fucking face and gym stats right now you cunt i'll fucking paste you easy
>>59282577
my nan
she didn't even know we were in the EU haha
or my name
>>59282578
dobry lad
>>59282578
you're like me, except i can vote. recruited 2 Leaves and will add a third this weekend, hopefully, when i meet a m8 from back home.
t. mick
voting bremain cos i know it gets you benders in a flap aha
>>59282594
is it ok?
