http://www.strawpoll.me/10198936 Edition
Best pomade
>>59283051
>page 1
reported
I know when that hotline bling
Arac
Goodbye. Will you float to america after leaving us?
>be at university
>use university wifi
>get issued a warning on this IP
>some cunt in the same block is posting ''low quality content'' on /vg/
fuck sake lads
>>59283130
Not quite. We'll just drift into the middle of the Atlantic
What is it about care homes that attract the bottom of the barrel scum of the earth employees? I don't get it
sophie
What are you going to do if we vote stay? If your answer is nothing then you're the reason we will lose, cuck.
friday 13th today
Why do all British women look the same?
Vote leave to crash house prices. Ruin the Buy2Let landlords.
>>59283250
you're blind lad, sorry to break it to you
not reading a single post in this thread til we hit the 40 mark
I smell of sweat mere hours after showering. Despite using deoderant. What do?
>>59283280
Didn't read a symbol of this
>>59283051
voted
Drinking a Pepsi
had a cheeky shave
not acknowledging anyones presence but my own
unironically go to bars alone a few times a week
anyone else?
>>59283363
no you're a sad cunt
which of the new pokemon starters is your favourite
popplio here
ITT: no one replies to anyone. We will have an entire thread of single posts
>>59283363
no you're a sad cunt
>>59283363
just had dinner on my own tbf, not bars though
>>59283380
ROWLET
O
W
L
E
T
@me fuck off stupid cunt
>>59283140
Go on the 4chan irc and explain that to one of the mods on there, hopefully they'll unban you.
Lets see how that works out, yeah you know who you are
>>59283051
I voted for Britain to stay.
>>59283051
>43% of /brit/ want to remain in the EU
Cucks out
>Go on the 4chan irc
>younger brother sees me on 4chan
>he laughs at me and says "people still go on 4chan?"
A-Are we all complete losers stuck on this website while the world around us goes by? Are we the equivalent of people that still used Bebo while everyone was on Facebook
>>59283449
not an argument
Need a Croatian bf desu
i gave a homeless person a freddo today
edit: thanks for the gold, stranger!
>>59283498
He sounds like a reddit cuck
>>59283498
Fine by me. 4chan was at it's worst when normies were going HAM.
>>59283380
omg I have to go check bulbapedia
Well uh, grass/flying is an awful typing, weak to fire, rock, poison, flying, and some other stuff I forget, my pokemans is rusty... Still, the owl is the cutest. The seal looks dumb as fuck. I can't make a judgment without knowing their evolutions though, if the owl changes typing it could be real nice. maybe grass/fighting owl for shits and giggles.
Art style of this gen looks nice so far. Is promising.
>>59283449
Adolf please
Ah yes, homes under the hammer. A boomer couple or paki business partners buy a 2 bed home in some shithole that the residents can't afford anyway, renovate it then try to sell it at double the price. Surprise surprise no one can afford it so they rent it to some "young professional" for £700 pcm
>>59283531
they all look fucking terrible digimon tier gen one was the only gen with good design
>>59283531
seal is funny looking, i like that in pokemon.
owl is too simple a design for my tastes. cute as a button though.
cat is just a bit dull
>>59283551
I prefer Engelbert.
The player characters show in the starter trailer looked terribly boring.
>>59283570
>Haven't seen the new starter pokemon
>read this post
>>59283564
each gen of pokemon has its own art style. It's fine to not like it but saying gen one is best is just ignorant desu. Gen one has some nice ones but also some really lazy/boring designs like sealeo. or magnemite. It's a magnet and when it evolves it becomes three magnets!! At least magnezone redeemed it with the scary looking ufo vibe.
>>59283570
Simple & cute is good... And well it all depends on how the evos are.
>>59283561
phone me?
yeah i got it
just got in, let me shot it
let me sit down, let me chop it
Spurs
>Seth Green's wife is a talk, blonde supermodel
HORY SHET!
I guess money really does buy love
>>59283668
sealeo is gen 3 you casual
me
>>59283711
Sensible giggle desu
have u guys tried tesco's £3 meal deal
u get a sandwich, crisps, and a drink
.
last weekend in this place lads.
what do?
>>59283750
>crisps
If you're doing the meal deal, at least get the popcorn instead. Problem with Tesco though is that they use really leafy lettuce instead of iceburg so their sandwiches taste rank
going to eat a beef sandwich with onion mayonnaise
>>59283750
Tesco changed their All day breakfast sandwiches and now they're nowhere near as good as they used to be.
>>59283750
yeah back in 2004 fucking yank
>>59283785
M&S does the best sarnes tbqh
>>59283785
>iceburg
ew
>>59283797
sucks
>>59283800
rude
>>59283784
get turkish coffee
>>59283730
i know people like this
i'm going to the pub with some tonight actually
>>59283820
they need to bring back the chicken triple desu
>>59283750
This cost around 3 quid iirc
Why does the UK get rekt on prices?
>>59283848
>i'm going to the pub with some tonight actually
why?
>>59283871
fo $4 you'd only get a sandwich here desu
>>59283871
Oh go to hell you fat fuck
Sardines lads
>>59283896
>Oh go to hell
FOY
>>59283839
already tried it, fatlad. they're a bit daft about it because they leave all the dregs in the cup so it's like sipping mud.
>>59283856
the seeded roll sarnes are pretty great
having a beans and toast
>>59283877
friend of a friend
>>59283913
>tranny shagger telling people to fuck off
don't you have some kids to fiddle or something?
>>59283947
You're literally a Turk m8
>>59283920
>sarnes
don't know what this is hakan
Hello lads
>>59283794
From M&S?
still haven't seen the new star wars or the trillion new marvel movies.
>>59283960
die rsheed
>>59283982
alri
>>59283140
Every now and then I seem to get warned or banned for some cunt here posting low quality stuff on fucking /s/
>>59284005
you really arent missing anything
>tfw the nonce replies to your post
>>59283960
it's a sandwich lad
Internet gf is depressed I think
>>59284053
send her an emoji lad
>>59284005
new star wars is really good. 7.5/10, good mix of old and new. the new trilogy will be gr8 desu.
new cap is simply yet another marvel movie, the action scenes are very satisfying, the drama and plot is subpar though. 6/10.
>>59284005
>>59284073
>watching or reading capeshit
>ever
>>59284052
you mean sarnie lad. sarne looks like some frog snack
>>59284005
I haven't seen a star wars movie period or bother with capeshit. Don't feel like I'm missing out on anything desu
>>59284031
How's life?
>>59284005
Star Wars wasn't bad, guilty of watching capeshit myself, I enjoyed GotG and Ant-Man
>>59284097
alri /tv/
i just want to keep up with the normies
janitor application got denied lads
got the feedback from the interview and assessment day which I had to pay £70 to get to London for and they said that I showed really good teamwork skills but that my leadership skills were lacking
absolutely gutted but I'm going to do some work experience and hopefully apply again in the winter
Addicted to this general. Please tell me off so I can revise for my looming exams
>>59284131
most of /tv/ worship capeshit. They're the autists you see debate Marvel vs DC.
>>59284120
>I haven't seen a star wars movie period
At least watch the original three, they're classics tbqh.
>>59284131
>caring about normies
praise allah lads
>>59284130
me on the left
>>59283871
because we don't live in a 3rd world shithole obviously (unless you live north of oxfordshire)
>>59284130
>choa and choa
prefer choa and jimin desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7Onhm3tto
>>59284185
oh yeah the bus told me to do that yesterday haha
blimey the weather here is an absolute nightmare, I've already been sunburnt twice. literally don't get people who complain about mild, cloudy days in the UK.
>>59284106
yeah, that's the one.
worm holes or warp lads?
>>59284198
Pretty comfy here ngl, you carry on m8
>>59284220
your mums hole
x
>>59284220
ill stick my work in your hole x
>>59284245
you asked mate
>>59284195
You're cute
>>59284204
Jimin is a qt too
>>59284220
I've tried both and prefer worm holes, you're pretty limited with it early game though.
hyperspace is shit tier
Who /Fake Taxi/ here?
feeling horny lads
>>59284267
fair one
Might move to Thailand so I can be treated like the white demigod that I am.
>be in Skype group with old m8s
>need Skype to be online
>cba to talk to them
>would be rude to leave
>constant notifications
fuck off
Lads, need tips to help me stop wanking all the time. I want to go at least two weeks between them.
>>59284325
>I am a nonce and want to shag children and traps
fixed your spelling mistake lad
>>59284287
>you're pretty limited with it early game though.
Think that's why it's putting me off. I'll press on and hope it'll get better
>>59284370
Honestly though do you think that little of the place or are you just salty?
>>59284325
>Moving to a poor shithole so people can gawk and say 'how did he fuck up so hard to move here?'
>>59284370
I probably would shag a ladyboy tbf
>>59284416
>>59284370
You all sound jelly desu
>>59284450
Thailand is a humid shithole mate, could've gone to a far better country in that region.
>>59284362
literally this but whatsapp
>>59284378
Warp is good because it's pretty straightforward, but it's also slower than wh/hyperspace. With worm holes though you could always just build a few frontier outposts at the edge of the space you can travel in to extend your network of worm holes, it's also good because of how fast it is, especially if you're at war with a close civ, you can warp to any of their planets
>>59284450
Of what? Moving to Thailand isn't some terribly hard feat with amazing perks.
wouldnt mind plunging into a ladyboy once or twice tbf
>>59284469
Thailand is poor in general but Bangkok etc. are fantastic.
Where's better?
>>59284481
Name of one in choker with short hair famalam?
>>59284506
>>59284469
No but he obviously has a pretty nice life there. I'm envious of the weather and cheap cost of living and stuff like that.
>>59284545
choa
>>59283561
mate sounds like a bang tidy proposition
t. Graham penny
>>59284530
A place with white people
>>59284397
it's a JF infested shitehole like any other.
Why would I leave southern England to move to some backwards foreign country away from english banter, money, food, weather, and friends?
The only reason I can think of would be if I was too much of a kuck to handle it in the UK and could only get the attention I crave from the simpleton locals.
>>59284591
>literal cockroach talking about infestations
>mate asked if i wanted a lift to a party we're going to later
>said yeah
>now i don't want to go any more
>>59284591
b-but lower cost of living
>>59284530
All the SEA is shit, either go to the chinky countries up north of the abos down south
>>59284586
You (maybe) said "that region"
>>59284591
If this is how you feel, why get so aggressive?
There's a lot of great things about living in Bangkok and I dearly love my home country.
>>59284672
okay but you said there's better places in the region.
not a fan of johnny foreigners if i'm honest
>>59284591
t. urkey
>>59284688
region as in asia
>>59284648
Turkey is dirt cheap too but I wouldn't live here if you paid me.
Been here a couple of weeks and already feel proper homesick.
>>59284696
*arrests u*
free speech is NOT hate speech
Going through my matches and this popped up.
What do?
doing a post, having a look, getting involved
taking a risk, having a punt, having a go
>>59284688
>If this is how you feel, why get so aggressive?
m8 I've been on /brit/ for ages and never been a fan of your attention whoring. You're only noticing now because I've got a turkish flag.
>>59284772
>wants to date but nothing serious
what does this even mean, casual sex?
>>59284732
it's the main reason he is there.
what are you doing in turkey.. there for the kebabs?
>>59284790
I think so.
ASDA substituted my chocolate digestives for a chocolate digestive muller Corner yogurt
>>59284801
looking to capture some runts for my runt tank. this place is packed with them.
>>59284789
You feel the need to share you opinion with me because?
>>59284801
>it's the main reason he is there.
no
>>59284874
doing a poo
>>59284368
find a hobby
Internet gf isn't talking to me
A reminder that America is irrefutably the best, most musically gifted, inventive, intelligent, and athletic country the world has ever known.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>59284902
shut up you fat twat
>>59284898
good idea
>>59284902
Rasheed
There should be a British Standard for crisp packet colours
>>59284368
nofap won't solve your problems, i can tell you that right now
>>59284931
>being so jealous it sends you into a paroxysm of rage
/brit/ for Brits and Finns
No fucking foreigners especially Aussies
>>59284962
this
>>59284931
>being this apoplectic
>>59284993
fuck off with your fancy words twat
>>59285027
>/brit/ for Brits and Finns
I don't have any objections
>want to make toasties but someone ate the cheese this morning
>>59284727
Places like Japan and SK are very stressful places to live.
be 5 minutes late for work and you're fired, be 30 minutes late here and you might be the first to arrive.
need a wee but can't be arsed to get up
>>59285035
>more incoherent ramblings
Do you lot even speak your own language?
Doesn't matter anyway ... we've got that covered as well
>>59285093
>america
>white
morning lads
>>59285127
>Australia
>relevant
>Forums that don't automatically scale your photos to fit on the screen
>>59285172
australia has a high relevancy to population ratio
if we had america's population, we'd be twice as relevant as america is now
>>59285216
this 2bh
My local Aldi has run out of semi-skimmed milk but has a rack full of wetsuits
>open attic
>see this
what do
>>59283140
Literally unironically me
>>59285216
In terms of things invented or music, you've got nothing.
American music is taken in all over the world
a leaf ahahaha
>>59285243
you know what to do then lad
take up scuba diving
>Boaty McBoatface
>>59285300
>>59285280
>leaf
>le af
>le ass fucker
>XD
>>59285276
>what is tame impala
>catch a taxi
>driver greets me with "good morning"
>glance at my wristwatch before replying
>12:02
>"Good Afternoon!"
ah yes another small victory for Anon
>>59285300
aha love it
so quirky yet random at the same time
quintessentially british haha
Planey McPlaneface
*tips m'ayor*
>>59285353
what a porker
>>59285353
He looks like a 48 year old woman if we are being entirely honest
Daily reminder leavers are traitors in exactly the same way as the snp
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/13/brexit-perfect-gift-vladimir-putin-eu?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other#comments
>>59285376
quite
>>59285381
tbf if the EU leadership was competent they would have policed the borders in the first place instead of inviting millions of people in and being surprised when they show up
>>59285406
Yeah i've got nothing against a European political Union In theory, it's just that in reality it's gone to shite
>>59285314
Stop embarrassing yourself.
Through out the decades America has introduced to the world many influential music pioneers.
Losing it atm
>>59285406
That article isn't about immigration. It's about putins land grab
Winning it atm
>>59285353
he's a bloater and a half
>>59285353
>labour
ahh yes how TYPICAL
>>59285311
hahaha
>>59285406
As a result of the refugee crisis the UK has had to take in only a few thousand migrants. It's barely anything and not a good reason to leave the EU.
>>59285353
Of course he's a communist
>>59285468
If they were gonna force refugee quotas they are gonna wait until after the referendum
>>59285433
like who? kanye west?
rekt haha
Getting a bit sick of all the pakis on /int/ shitting on Britain
>>59285321
Probably went over his head but good effort.
Scousers are pretty cool guys tehy saved children from being crushed by police and didn't afraid of anything
>>59285441
Oh yeah
>>59285468
I know, it's just that it shows incredible short sightedness on the part of the overall leadership
>>59285488
The UK, Ireland and Denmark have opt outs so they can't
Nige = Stannis.
The one who cares, the one who will be the panacea to the problem - but is ultimately disliked so will therefore never gain the position of power to make things right.
>>59285488
At least half of the EU would be against that, though. I really doubt they'd be able to push that through without protests.
>>59285494
Feed off their hatred and inferiority
>>59285490
Elvis
Jimi Hendrix
James Brown
Rage Against The Machine
Soul, Funk, Disco, Techno, all started in America
>Left wing children like that SNP lass and that Labour porker are being voted into well paying tax payer funded offices.
>I'm here on 23k
Does this make you angry lads? It makes me angry.
I feel horrible lads, I forgot to thank the bus driver this morning because I was in a hurry. I know that's not much of an excuse, my mum didn't bring me up this way.
>>59285554
I hope you'll send him a letter of apology
>>59285554
As long as you tipped him when you got your ticket
Anyone have the 'Illsbreh version of the Leicester copypasta?
>>59285552
No they are obviously are obviously qualified
>>59285546
They didn't invent breaks, the greatest genre of all time though
or donk
>>59285552
Lad being a councillor isn't particularly well paid
You probably make more money than the labour porker
>>59285602
>this fat poofter >>59285353 is qualified
kek
KEK
K E K
>>59285611
Post some of that, please
>>59285618
Councillor is a part time position and salary lol it's mostly retired and women
Eating pistachios and jerky lads
>>59285644
Yeah exactly but the lad said "well paying tax payer funded offices"
>>59285618
He's not a Councillor he's a mayor. I imagine that pays well.
And that SNP politics a level student is on 70k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmHnnkzgjCI
cry/mu/
>pour cereal into bowl
>go to get milk
>find out there's no milk left
>have to reverse pour cereal back into the box
>>59285546
>AC/DC
>INXS
>The Bee Gees
furthermore, fight me irl
>>59285681
He is actually a councillor
Mayor in this context is a ceremonial duty and you don't get a higher salary for it
>Housemates keep pulling the ethernet cable to my file storage server out the router.
Why would someone keep doing this except to mess with me?
Every single time I want to access a file on it, I can't and find out it's because someone pulled the ethernet cable from the router.
What's the fuzz about Radiohead? abysmal music, their most popular song is one for beta cucks who never had a chance with the girl they loved
Just took my sleeping time up to around 7 hours, this will do I guess
>>59285695
use water you poof
>>59285642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzJXYtHq7YM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKMGlGuk_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxH4Cu8PviU
>>59285725
>water with cereal
>>59285716
all the best music as about tfw no gf lad
>>59285716
Reddithead
>>59285700
Would love to, Bruce.
>AC/DC
Love em. I grew up listening to their music
>>59285711
just ask who keeps pulling the wire out you melon
>>59285744
the best music is about flipping bricks in the trap tbqh
>>59285716
no idea, their music seems too simple to pay more attention whilst not being simple enough to enjoy it as pop music
>I support bringing refugees to this country
>If you support UKIP you are racist
>Migration has benefitted this country
wicked wicked jungle is massive
>>59285772
any recommendations?
>/pol/tards claim Reddit isn't that bad "hey look, THIS subreddit is based"
>they all act surprised when it gets shut down
why did people dress like fags in the 90s?
>>59285789
migration has benefited me personally tbqh
