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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/669767/New-Zealand-QUIT-EU-future-exciting-Britain-votes-Brexit
cara
leelee
maisie
Lea
>i didn't do anything wrong
>i am not mentally ill
>i am not a manlet
>my willy is not tiny
what's he gonna lie about next
Imagine the internet in 10 years
Imagine all the censorship, adverts, monitoring and blocked websites
Haha
Happy New Zealand is excited they're good lads.
Is anyone here from old /brit/pol?
You know when we were calling the insufferable trip poster, YKTD, a Muslim, and we were always talking about femboys?
I miss that /brit/pol/. It's never been the same since flags and IDs were introduced and I still haven't found I new home I feel comfy in. Cripple chan is shit.
>>59269052
fuck off
/ausnz/ is included in /brit/ by the union jack
get back to your russian rapebaby thread please, it's too late to come back now
>>59269081
Me on the right.
might lop my cock off and grow a new one, need tips
In Baltic
>>59269052
i like this concept 3bqh. drown out the rasheeds and spastics with floods of aussies and kiwis
can we get a real thread please
Vaganich
katie x
>all the lads without redditflags think that poleaboo was the one who posted the willy
lmao
>>59269145
sorry but i believe that is in fact me
what is this abomination
>>59269142
No please take them, please.
me & the lads
Haha got this one from /balt/.
>>59269147
>tips
only need one
think if we convince poleaboo to buy a penis pump, he will?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
london to paris
>i like this concept 3bqh. drown out the rasheeds and spastics with floods of aussies and kiwis
might cut my dick off to find meaning in life
>>59269081
me blurry in the back
>>59269195
needs a noose desu
someone's probably gonna have to tie it for him though seeing as he will literally be incapable of doing so
>>59269172
Oh wait sorry I meant left.
>>59269052
Good edition
>>59269185
Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
They're such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts
>>59269183
R A R E
A
R
E
Thank you, I've been wanting you.
>>59269138
>always talking about femboys
Sounds pretty gay.
>>59269132
>>i didn't do anything wrong
>>i am not mentally ill
>>i am not a manlet
>>my willy is not tiny
These are all facts
>applied for a job and lied a lot about what I did at my past job
>got a message today from my past employer basically saying 'hey, was asked for a reference, what did you tell them that you did here? this way I can just echo that. congrats on the new job, let's get a pint soon'
Avoided that one nicely haha
>>59269207
The people who buy St George's cross flag are universally chavs.
>>59269227
fuck right off you new twat
>>59269227
you new? it's not a rare flag lols
>>59269216
WILSON
Going to make sure the cunt is gone by the end of next week come hell or high water
Had enough of him
>>59269169
>you can't turn your flags off in seconds to make a post
Wee
>>59269227
>isle of man
>rare
>on /brit/
leave
>>59269199
gtfol (get the frig out leaf)
guys i just realized i got fat somehow
haha fuck i'm depressed i used to be /fit/
already going to cut milk alcohol fastfood and some other stuff out of diet it'll probably fix itself fuck
>>59269199
Gonna get that lil alien hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>59269111
i want to spunk on her face
>>59269278
height/weight?
>>59269284
Me on the right
yeah i used to wear gucci
@59269227
fucking third worlders
>>59269284
Tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoCYlJ6oevI
>>59269278
Me irl
>>59269306
5'10 didn't check the actual weight just realized a double chin is almost on the way so i'll guess 20% bodyfat
>>59269265
I'll tone it down if it's bothering you so much but I think it's best if we talk it out
Though I think you should consider this is /brit/ and you're American
>>59269249
>>59269257
>>59269271
Been lurking /int/ for like a month (I know new hurrhurr) all day every day and it's the first time I've seen it, you can all fuck off.
>>59269330
*emphasizes nasal sounds*
i put it all in the garbage because that ain't me
*takes a hearty bite of my cheeseburger*
>>59269355
Oh nah I'm talking about something entirely different m8 do what u do
>>59269278
I used to be /fit/ too but now I'm so skinny
Every girls has bigger arms than me now, its a weird feel
Just fucking imagine it lads.
>>59269372
high five dude
>>59269052
Hey new zealand when does your housing become affordable again?
>>59269350
>5'10
When will they learn, lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196761
>>59269369
OH MY GOD HE'S A NEW ONE HAHAHHAHA FUCK OFF NEW CUNT OH MY GOSH
Do not exchange words with him
>>59269384
well that's unusual you should eat something or something
>>59269332
where do you live? peel here
>>59269395
When chinks get the fuck out
>>59269383
phew, I was worried there
Poccия Cвящeннaя нaшa Дepжaвa
Poccия Beликaя нaшa cтpaнa!
Moгyчaя вoля, вeликaя cлaвa
Tвoё дocтoяньe нa вce вpeмeнa!
>>59269395
It's already pretty affordable anywhere other than Auckland. We need to build a wall around Auckland so the asians never get out.
>>59269395
When British trade comes.
>>59269372
>that ain't me
>>59269355
Though I think you should consider this is /brit/ and you're brown
>>59269445
>vietnam level
>>59269409
oh man did standards for manlet status go up recently? i never used to get any shit rofl
>>59269422
>>59269441
what's the weather like in NZ at the minute lads? i guess your winter is getting going
>>59269422
aight my man call me when that happens so i can move in and live in your comfy south island
>>59269455
don't get this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXV-4ot13-Q
>>59269465
insecure people who have nothing but their height to feel proud of so they try to make people of average height feel insecure
>>59269474
Fucking windy today
>>59269486
South island is white, no Mongols allowed
>>59269474
Still pretty warm and comfy here in Auckland.
*enjoys the good vibes from the giant pulch*
doing a hayfever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PB2chqwFjc
Pretty good wisdom lads
think i fancy my flatmate :(
>>59269518
>comfy weather
>minimal pollution
>great hunting
im coming you faggot and theres nothing you can do about it
>>59269589
don't listen to him, lad, mongols are accepted here as long as you bring some women
>>59269574
I was banging my flatmate for a few months, then it ended and was incredibly awkward for the next few months. Would not recommend
>>59269589
>minimal pollution
collapsechurch smog.jpg
>>59269574
bit gay
>>59269486
There's like one asian in all of the south island. Two if you come.
at night i think of you
i want to be your lady baby
>>59269242
Rasheed.
>>59269629
#BANTZ
#REKT
#SHOTSFIRED
>>59269634
Meant to put "With the word england on them" TBQH but cocked it up. Nobody mistakes it for the flag of zimbabwe.
>>59269589
hahahahaha how long until ur here then
>>59269620
crumblechurch is objectively the worst city in the South Island, the Otago area is much better
Like Percy Miller I've been bout it
Come find your ass like Bin Laden
I kill a clown over my guala
Don't give a fuck if it was 10 dollars
Don't trust niggas don't trust bitches
I know these ho's like a pimp scholar
And it's MOB till the day I drop
And these stupid thots don't get nada
>>59269568
He's talking about Hindus
>>59269631
gay
>>59269575
yessss israel lad is back with his webms
post more
>>59269488
>vietnam level
>it ain't me starts playing
>roll leftover tobacco from cig butts into a rollie
>tastes like absolute shit
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed
Literally cannot stop listening to French qt singers
I love the language, love French girls, love France. I'm sorry lads
>>59269670
why do russians hate gays so much?!
>>59269697
cringe
>>59269670
umm homophobic much??
doesn't matter anyway, i can't hear you from the right side of history
>>59269669
He also said this.
>>59269697
Please give names
Every time I ask for French music they can't come up with anything that's not Alizee or black and white era
Had a wank 10 minutes ago and I'm ready for another. 6th wank of the day.
>>59269697
this desu
>>59269726
This is retarded, people tend to forget acts of kindness and are more likely to hold grudges
>>59269693
That's pretty grim.
Poleaboo got an email from his solicitors office, makes no sense though
>(no subject)
>Good Morning,
>We refer to the above and can confirm that we have not heard from you. Can you please contact us as soon as possible to discuss matters further.
>We look forward to hearing from you.
>Kind Regards
>>59269734
christina Aguilera - moulin rouge
megan draper - zooby zooby zoo
me & my m8s
>>59269693
you posted this earlier you fucking nob end
>>59269762
Got no doe until tomorrow lad
Just glad I've got something to smoke desu
do not reply to him
>>59269759
Tamed. Not well liked.
gf just snapchat me this
>>59269655
Around 1 year most likely, going to save up a bit more and scouting for electrician jewbs, allready got my licence sorted out by ewrb.
>>59269616
:( she represents about a fifth of the girls i have regular contact with so gonna have to avoid sperging out about it
music got me feeling so free
(we're gonna celebrate)
celebrate and dance for free
(one more time)
>>59269052
Op's post is actually pretty true
Britain has a political infrastructure with 53 nations featuring far more diverse markets than the EU offers, why are they bothering with Europe's bullshit?
just ignore his posts
When will they learn?
>>59269762
that pic
>>59269793
is that the girl was in your bed?
>>59269734
Carla Bruni (Sarkozy's wife haha), Camélia Jordana, Cœur De Pirate
Listen to "Moi c'est" by Camélia Jordana, my fave French qt song
>>59269779
I know but I didn't actually smoke it until now
no skool tomoz :DD
>>59269713
because gays are faggots
>>59269816
no
i wish
>>59269793
love are minnie desu
and her lizard
>>59269799
*she is one of five girls
>>59269801
Should bring all the ex colonies under direct control 2bh.
>>59269800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oMZ5sfqAo
>>59269834
>>59269841
just some random slag then?
the gf
>>59269851
Good luck.
>>59269824
can't remember the last time i went to a lecture desu
>>59269831
>faggots
FUCK.
OFF.
YANK.
>>59269821
>"so desperate for a fag i roll out of the left over butts"
>don't smoke it for 7 hours
nah
Why is it specifically Australians that hate Poleaboo?
Used to be quite well liked by the Aussies way back when
>>59269831
what if you were born gay, would you like it if people were rude to you just for being yourself? ;((
>>59269817
>>59269772
That's more like it. Cheers lads
Of course the actual frogs are useless
>some girl sends a snap chat of her in a towel to my mate
>he sends one back saying "get that towel off love ;)"
>she actually does it
Fucking normies, how do they do it?
need a bf desu :[
>>59269857
ye add her
she's quite fit
>>59269861
Unironically didn't count you people. Traitors are bellends.
>>59269893
same
>>59269798
hahaha u have been replying to an australian!
learn the flags or move here and join the australians against poo peelander movement
>>59269893
same
>>59269893
>>59269905
you 2 could become each others bfs
t. cupid
>>59269871
7 hours?
It was less than 2 mate
Need an internet sugardaddy desu :[
>>59269891
you just told us how he did it
>>59269884
literally no one likes you
>>59269869
ты чe шкypa блять
>>59269885
if you were born gay then you are fucking faggot
>>59269917
solutions is too obvious, must be a trick
Can a British girl with an accent please post a vocaroo saying "I love you Alex you mean the world to me" thanks.
>>59269911
Tricked by the Australians once again Finland!
>>59269917
I wish.
>>59269911
LOOOOOOOOOL
>>59269911
I know you are australian, cant mistake that shitposting flag to any else.
And no thanks australia is too hot for me.
>>59269930
"nyet"
>>59269921
>he doesn't have a fake slag twitter account with 1000+ followers and sugardaddies sending regular money for a set of nudes he found on /b/
lmao fucking step your game up kid
>>59269934
Alex on the loose again haha
>>59269934
>girl on /brit/
haha nice joke
>>59269926
Strange coming from you, thought you were the one who liked me most
>>59269900
>he's not about it
*smug grin*
>>59269934
was in that thread
was a good laff
>>59269965
haha yeah
>>59269934
hahaha what a madman
if any kiwi can pull of a stunt like that its you
>>59269965
I'm a girl and I'm on /brit/ + /ausnz/
>>59269932
>>59269953
:3 carpe peni gentlemen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySt92CqhPn
>tfw saying "I love you too" out loud to see what it sounds like
I'm such a sad, pathetic individual
>>59269957
чe нeт шкypa пидopcкaя
>>59270000
>>59269999
oi bois what's good ey
>>59269999
>>59270000
new zealand does it again
>>59269989
that was the other birmingham user
but i can assure you that i fucking hate you too
i just reply to you sometimes for my own amusement
>>59270014
Do this too.
>>59269999
>>59270000
QUADS
KIWI QUADs
>>59269999
>>59270000
All me
>>59270029
yeah nah aye not much
>>59270000
post feet
>>59270014
we know
>>59269999
>>59270000
well played lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijUIw5zA9rk
>>59270000
>no pics
yeah not going to believe that
>>59270059
thanks m8
>>59270011
fully erect
john key is a fucking cunt
>>59270014
Same
Sound like a proper spacker haha
>>59270014
just did this but had to whisper it incase my housemates hear me
I don't want to lose motivation lads but it's really hard. I'm trying to keep optimistic but I don't know how long it's going to last. Tenner says I end up a depressed NEET without a future again by the end of the year.
>>59270077
JOHN KEY YOUVE GOT MAIL
AOTEAROAS NOT FOR SALE
>>59270062
I wonder who's holding the camera.
>>59270091
we heard it you absolute twat
*does a fucking huge line of coke*
gonna be posting very hard for about 30 mins
>>59270014
I said the words "I love you" the other week for a reason I can't remember and I realised it was the first time I'd ever actually spoken the words. 21 years down the line. Mental.
>>59270112
King Burger
>>59270121
not even to your mum? fucking paki
Since it's warm now and I don't really need my duvet I bundle it up and cuddle it and pretend it's my bf
;_;
>>59270110
GO BACK TO THE COMMUNE YU HUPPIES
what is it with /ausnz/ posters and unironically speaking on a first name basis
>>59270112
His gf
>>59270120
set us some lad
>>59270133
I don't put the "I" in when I say it to family.
Drink 2 40'z a night, more on weekends. Made a habit out of slamming brews in the shower on work nights.
Reckon I've become an alcoholic?
>>59269062
Christ, I haven't been here in months and this prick is still here. Get a life, you sad cunt.
>>59270142
Shut up Zhang.
>>59269734
ALORS EN DANSE
>>59270134
Same
>>59270142
because we all know each other
>>59270112
Scarlett Johansson
>>59270165
>implying anyone knows what the fuck a 40 is
just get the fuck out yank
ain't got time for your shit tonight
>>59270165
Are 40s like the American equivalent of frosty jacks?
>>59270165
Would help you but don't know what the fuck a 40z is
Still no gf lads
>>59270165
do you shake when you don't drink for a whole day? do you struggle to sleep without a drink? if not you're not physically dependent yet. i've been physically dependent for over 5 years and i'm still fine though
>>59270216
fine being a relative term I assume?
Who is the Janitor?
>>59269965
posted my gf on here once haha
>>59270062
In America hotdogs are made out of beef and not pork.
>>59270178
fuck up pohatu
>>59270204
>>59270206
>>59270211
40oz brew
>>59270216
Nah no shakes and I work 60ish hours a week so no trouble sleeping but I definitely look forward to getting a buzz throughout my work day everyday.
>>59270244
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FONT FONT FONT FONT FOOOOOOOOONT
>>59270239
Why do you care?
>>59270244
oh my god she's perfect
I fucking hate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atJZElTrBIA
choon
>>59270266
>>59270271
how new lads
Anybody have any cool British propaganda posters?
>>59270165
You put me in the mood now, anyone want a brew? I'm putting the kettle on.
>>59270289
yes
>>59270275
No. You're not funny.
>>59270264
>40oz brew
everyone still has no clue what the fuck you're on about
be gone out of my sight immediately you fucking vile yank
>>59270290
umm nah probably shouldn't I'm about to have a shower but I'll brew my own up soon
>>59270290
fill the sports direct mug to the brim please
Well lads my ex accepted the follow request on my fake instagram so now I need to distract myself somehow from crushing regret
>>59270287
Not new, just not here 24/7 to keep up to date with all the memes and gimmicks
>>59270303
*presents cock*
*points to floor in front of me*
>>59270297
it ain't a joke ting bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6FjSp6oFXg
>>59270296
Here's one for ya pal.
>>59270303
the picture didn't give you a clue?
>>59270244
She's cute. I dated a cute girl once but took her for granted. Don't do what I did. Love her and support her.
>>59270321
Nobody cares, dickhead. /brit/ is not your personal blog.
Bait out the biggest sket you know
>>59270345
I literally have no friends so I'm going to unload it here whether you like it or not
Who is... The Janitor?
>>59270337
i knew he was referring to alcohol from the first post
no idea how much 40oz is in real units though
>>59270334
Just shut up. You're full of shit.
And don't call me 'bruv'. Wanker.
>>59270362
it's real depression hour
who tf up???
>>59270350
Seems like an all take and no give relationship to me.
>>59270363
nothing more than mere superstition
>>59270363
NEVER UTTER HIS NAME HERE AGAIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?
Vraiment une petite amie française
>>59270362
I didn't ask for your opinion. I told you to shut the fuck up, so you shut the fuck up.
Got it?
>>59270366
the fluid ounce is an old imperial measure. it's just as valid as the pound and the stone. pipe down you spacker
>>59270362
how did you even get a gf
>>59270372
nah bruv
man don't take no orders from no man down under
are you tipsy?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPMdN8-8Tc4
>>59270317
I'll have to do two kettles to fill that beast.
>>59270155
just made "/brit/" in coke and then didn't take a photo or whatever cos it's gay
>>59270244
I've been staring at this picture for 5 minute straight
>I will never have this
Kill me. Why did you have to post this? I was feeling fine now I want to die
>>59270377
He wasn't talking to you. Don't butt in.
>>59270395
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
You... wanna say that again, boy?
Wish I was a black American.
*looks at your post*
*thinks of a good reply*
*posts it*
>>59270429
addicted to (You)'s 2bh
>>59270431
You're an embarrassment.
>>59270404
I've actually had several, she was just by far the best in every way and my first long term relationship. I don't know what girls see in me. I could probably get friends but I'm extremely antisocial and avoid interaction, don't really have any desire for any when I can just vent elsewhere.
>>59270427
pleb
would have liked to see that
>>59270464
*teleports in front of you*
*brandishes glaive*
You... wanna say that again, boy?
>>59270472
fuck off normie
Payday tomorrow lads
That 110-120 hour pay period is about to pay off for a whole 3 days
reminder
>>59270431
*rolls*
*parries u*
*weapon switches to giant club*
heh say hello to my hornet ring kiddo
>>59270484
Was I fucking talking to you, rat? Stay out of this.
>>59270493
no match for my gunmancy
ever realize that 95% of people dont really give a shit what you say and don't listen to a word and the other 5% who do listen only kind-of-sort-of care
>>59270472
how did you even meet her then?
did you approach her or did she do all the work?
So I heard Australia is planning on making cigs even more ball bustingly expensive. Don't they realise that will just fuel the black market?
>>59270514
>realize
don't know what this word means
is it even a word
slightly burnt garlic is delicious...
business idea: smuggle fags into australia
Don't call me lad, bruv
Don't call me bruv, senpai
Don't call me senpai, our kid
Don't call me our kid, geezer
Don't call me geezer, dude
Don't call me dude, yank
Don't call me yank, wanker
Don't call me wanker, twat
Don't call me twat, cunt
Don't call me cunt, lad
Interesting this this one is
>8.7 million people in London
>not one wants to be my friend
>>59270553
h-hey
>>59270514
No, I rarely speak to people, so when I do they usually listen to me quite intently and with interest.
>>59270525
I approached her. I'm confident, I just don't like most people and only get the desire for some social interaction once every few months.
>>59270550
unfold a paperclip and poke that down m8
>>59270538
its how i choose to spell "Realise"
this difference in spelling is due to the Hiphopification of american english, my jolly good nigga
>>59270553
And you wonder why? It's because you have no fucking personality, you useless moron.
can't wait for the Black Panther film desu, about time we got some proud AoC.
>>59270550
What the actual fuck is *that*
never had problems at my door
never had problems at my gates
what i'm doing in britain
some of them ask, would you do it in the states?
>>59270550
look at that fucking roach. what a fucking balls up
>>59270602
*brings problems through your door in the states*
>>59270589
afeni shakur mentioned
>>59270563
h-hi
>>59270110
FUCK OFF YOU GRAPE LOOKING SLUT
>>59270627
fuck off nigger
>>59270550
poleaboo tier roll
get a pic related
>>59270607
>>59270601
Picture makes it look much worse tbf
Roach is alright, it's the bit just above it that's quite shitty, needs poking down as the yank said
>>59270573
>>59270631
oddly specific
i may have unsightly acne but it is what's beneath the skin that counts
NEW
>>59270662
>>59270662
>>59270662
>>59270567
wish i was you
no self confidence, could never do that haha
REEEEE
I CANT EVEN SELF HARM PROPERLY
I tried to put a cig out on myself but it was too hot so I just kept poking myself with it instead REEE I'm such a fuck up
>>59270110
>AOTEAROA
*walks up to you*
*pull my pants down and take a shit on your shoe*
*pull pants up*
*walk out*
>>59270602
i actually looked for this music from the lyrics. you people actually listen to this monkey bollocks? what the fuck are you black or a cringeworthy wigger?
>>59270682
i love la roux
>>59270677
stupid idea m8
Have a cig burn scar on my hand from that and then a secondary cig burn scar on top of it from putting cigs out on myself.
Not worth the trouble 2bh, just creates more shite to lie about later.
>>59270682
>>59270640
Context for the dirty foreigners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI
>>59270662
we in here btw
Janny being autistic again
Proud to say that I reported that thread. Rules are rules.
so it's every other night now? good to know... good to know...
I can't believe he just did that, what a cunt
el janidor
>>59271317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVFn7F3El8g
going to watch a ryan reynolds movie. alone.
>>59271365
me on the right
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