janny stop edition
leelee
The other thread is on page 9 you fucking runt. Kill yourself.
I haven't got my janny acceptance email yet.
did a epic meme for the /brit/ lads
Hello
>>59271485
Make sure to check your spam box!
Rude words.
>>59271491
First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.
is he back yet
*breath in*
>>59271491
I've only done coke twice and I fucking loved it, can't wait to get a job so I can afford it on a regular basis.
>>59271491
>saved
:3
>>59271558
>can't wait to get a job so I can afford it on a regular basis.
I hope your salary scales with you tolerance.
Oh wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UwEo0zHeOw
comfy song 2bh
maisie
Hi lads
>>59271491
I think that's haram lad..
>>59271491
very good lad
IS SERSHLAD BACK YET
>>59271601
surprised they let that little goblin roam so far from its cage tbqh
Give me a you, I dare you.
what do you think of Romanians?
>>59271652
He told me the second someone starts posting slags he'll return.
>>59271652
no :(
*gives you a (You)*
>>59271652
Who gives a shit, she's a fatty
life advice: never touch a black mans radio
the janitor has banned me
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO DDOX HIM /BRIT/ YOU ABSOLUTE ARSEHOLES
>>59271675
we wuz emperors and shit pham
>two matches and it's only 2:30am
wow!
>>59271709
Oh you :)
>>59271712
Are you watching the superior Office, lad?
<<59271740
thanks la
>>59271721
>tfw missed everything over christmas
>tfw got back and he had left and then he blocked me on steam
>>59271752
You mean the Ricky Gervais one?
YOU FUCKERS NEED TO MAKE /BRIT/ GREAT AGAIN AND GET SERSHLAD BACK
>>59271543
that is, essentially, the plan. waiting on my delivery of power any second now
>>59271573
>>59271630
cheers x
>>59271558
it's a cheeky one, i think if i had the money i could quickly end up blowing a lot on it. don't get how celebs n rich people avoid that
>>59271611
nah just a plant + a few chemicals
all allahs creations bruh
>>59271771
Superior, not inferior lad.
I know they're similar and all.
think it's time for bed lids
>>59271805
night x
lets blast each other with life advice
life advice: look through every picture of the girl you love facebook before going to sleep so you dream of her
(just be careful to not like any of her pics)
>>59271805
*tucks you in*
I'm 18, turning 19 soon and I just applied for college after dropping out of sixth form when I was 17 because of muh depression muh anxiety, will the college accept me? Like 100% guaranteed? I'm really nervous that they're going to reject me
>>59271804
If you think the shit Yank version is better you just don't get the humour in the British one.
>>59271812
night x
>>59271822
*shakes sheets off legs because it's too hot*
>>59271819
life advice: if you do this, please don't come to /brit/ and talk about oneitis
>>59271819
th-that's not good advice
>>59271838
But I can't talk about her in real life and I need to vent my feelings
She's so perfect why doesn't she love me like I love her ;_;
>>59271829
So what if they reject you? Always more opportunities out there senpai
>>59271863
just don't use the word oneitis, i'm fine with feels, luvvie x
Give me a reason why /brit/ isn't the most infected, repetitive and dull general...
>>59271867
Not really, I didn't get my A levels, only have my GCSEs. Not many other colleges around here either.
life advice: bully girls by giving them the cold shoulder or outright ignoring them if they slight you in any way. When they try to patch things up, be rude and blunt but in a way that paints them as the bad guy. Do this until around 10 or 11pm then announce that you're going to bed for unspecified reasons. This guarantees she will dream of you.
just wrote a sad lyric lads
i used to know this girl, she was pretty fine
she took my virginity back in 09
but now skip forward 7 years time
i'm here all alone, wishing she was still mine
>>59271890
Because deep down we all love each other.
>>59271894
t. 15 year old on MSN
>>59271836
>you just don't get the humour
Why is this literally the only thing you people can ever come back with?
I understand the humor just fine, but US one is just superior besides possibly Gareth, but that ones a toss-up.
Every single character is more interesting especially Micheal.
>b-but Ricky's character is SUPPOSED to be just a one-dimensional cunt
And Micheal went beyond that.
It's okay to admit we did stuff better sometimes. I mean we are the better empire too.
Flirting with me while I'm at work is literally the cringiest thing a guy can do.
I'm literally being paid to be nice to you and take your order.
Tell me what you want on your sandwich and then gtfo.
>>59271921
t. girl I bullied into dreaming of me
@31
badly fucking triggered
nearly headbutted my laptop
>>59271931
>Micheal
Ha ha opinion discounted fucker.
this is probably a bot isn't it `
life advice:
eat gone off fish to build your immune system
life advice: don't ever hide the existence of films i might like or you'll regret it
>>59271956
do you come with the car?
>be American
>blow up literally trillions of innocent brown people every single second
>world wide appraisal
>be Muslim
>kill a few thousand white people every year or so
>branded as evil terrorists
Wow this world is so racist
>>59271971
good lad
>>59271972
Steve?
You know what I meant.
would be nice to perform oral sex on a woman and also have her perform oral sex upon you in the same sexual session. would also be nice to experience this on a regular basis too.
most women are stupid bitches not worth one second of my time
>>59271931
It follows too many standard sitcom tropes and character archetypes to be that enjoyable desu. They're both not great desu, but the U.S. makes fine background watching. Not a fan of "cringe" humour anyway.
>>59271978
here you go la
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
>>59271989
t. abdul
>>59272001
69s are a bit shit desu
>>59271989
t. Obama
The British versions of everything are superior to the American versions of everything.
>>59271998
He's saying you misspelled "Michael"
>>59272019
this started when I was the only one to vote that I had seen it in the aussie's strawpoll
life advice: don't play by '''''''the rules''''''
>>59271836
Don't call it the British one, that gives the yank ripoff validity. Just call it The Office.
>>59272040
you started that meme?
nah don't think so
check the archives 6 months ago
>>59272065
>you started that meme?
no
life advice: find a girl, settle down, if you want you can marry (have a method)
>>59272061
They took a gem and turned it into generic Yank trash.
>>59272009
>Not a fan of "cringe" humour anyway.
That's literally Ricky's whole character though.
>It follows too many standard sitcom tropes
Not really.
Name some for me though.
Lads
>>59272073
check the archives 6 months ago anyway
>>59272001
eating the vag is passe, bumhole is where it's at
>>59272032
fuck off turbo normie
life advice: stay up late on 4chan to keep me company
>>59271829
rip m8. No AS level grades for you.
Sure GCSE, O-levels i guess.
a technical college it is for you
American office > British office
ngl It's an objective truth
>>59272089
>That's literally Ricky's whole character though.
Yes, hence why I don't particularly like either.
a list will follow
>>59272032
yeah it seems a bit awkward
i more or less meant just doing straight up oral sex on each other one after the other, west texas style
>>59272099
It's already late you bellend
>>59272116
good lad
>>59271931
>"""""""empire""""""""
life advice: lolly pop ladies keep lolly pops in their inside luminous jackets incase kids ever ask for one
tell them your sister is just coming out of school and would like one and they'll usually give you one
>>59272145
>""""""""Country""""""""" 2bh
>>59272102
What?
If I get into college I'll be doing the same course as the other people except I'll be 2 years older than them lmao. I just wanted to know if I could get in at all, I really fucking hope I do I have a lot riding on this.
life advice: commit suicide
>>59272152
Did this once and now all the mums on the school run think I'm a paedo
>>59272145
Lad we literally run the world and have the largest military presence in the world.
>>59272130
What does bellend mean?
>>59272183
What's that got to do with the office
>>59272152
Do Americans have lolly pop lady's? They have traffic wardens or some shit instead right?
>>59271931
Can we just go through one thread without any triggered yanks? Jesus.
>>59272189
you're a willy
business idea: invent something revolutionary and make a lot of money from it
>>59271829
completely depends on your case
that being said you are young as fuck anyway, plenty of options if it doesn't work out
>>59272205
They punch children instead.
>>59272096
Why do you speak like that? Is there something wrong?
business idea: gay sex acts for money
>>59272038
This goes without saying though.
>>59272200
Nothing, he just responded to my other comment.
>>59272208
>Triggered
literally just defending my opinion you melon.
>>59272221
>you forget to patent it
>I produce it for cheaper using third world sweatshop labour and make all the money
people do not realise how little being successful in life means
i make £42k a year at 22 and my mates who make about £12k have better lives than me
HERE COME DAT BOI
>>59272240
Apparently not since Yanks are getting triggered that the British version is not only better but has more artistic merit.
>>59272260
actually being successful in life means a lot
you're just a fool for thinking money is the only factor in success
>>59272183
After you have colonised a new world, then you can call yourself an empire.
>>59272251
n-no don't do that
Will yous stop posting so I can go to bed please?
Thanks in advance
>>59272280
>the British version is not only better but has more artistic merit
>>59272266
>>59272189
Take a wild fuckin guess, but please don't start using that too.. It's already cringy you yanks use lad, and other terms.
>>59272225
>They shoot children instead.
ftfy
>>59272288
enlighten me friend, because i've reached the stage now where i could just give up my job and do something shit but survivable because i've realised how little money means
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
>>59272241
Don't you dare call me a melon, you nigger swilling pustule of shit.
>>59272291
This isn't the 1800s anymore la.
If you reject the notion that America isn't an empire because we didn't follow your ways, then you're just being silly.
>>59272354
FRUITY MELON LAD
>The American version is in any way good
think the UK office has a lot of stuff that wouldn't translate for a US audience 2bh
>>59272380
Yeah like humour.
>>59272369
I reject the notion that anything is an empire if it hasn't colonised somewhere.
I need drugs to fill the void but I've been sober for a week now. I want to get off my tits so I don't feel like killing myself but I'll be so disappointed in myself if I do.
>>59272380
Yeah like funny jokes, actually being good and not being shit
>>59272164
i started university/college on the year of turning 19
i just realised that the school year is different for you guys.
gl then
Might wank
Haven't done so for a fair few days
>>59272380
This is true of pretty much any comedy tbqh except for rare things like The Simpsons
>>59272373
So did the black guy get cucked for the younger one?
>>59272406
>>59272409
These zingers are a bit harsh tbqh
Learn to be nice
>>59272409
Good post.
>>59272437
Simpsons is shit
>>59272373
>>59272437
The American version of The Office was better than the British one tbf
>>59272369
You don't fit within the definition of an empire, stop pretending you're one, your nation was too young for such a thing when they were around. Also stop talking like that, or I'll be tempted to make a cringe compilation of you yanks.
>>59272437
why do they persist?
>the depression is setting in again
Ah very impressive, knew being motivated and happy wouldn't last very long. Fuck my life, fuck my life, fuck my life. Fuck. My. Life.
>>59272437
To this day I don't know what a car hold is.
>>59272468
It's not that great now but the first 10 seasons were really good, they just kept it running for too long.
Got a spot up my nose
>>59272504
car hole
>>59272482
Yank
>>59272504
ooh la di da mr frenchman
>>59272504
*car hole
>>59272482
I like you Aussies but when you say stuff that's blatantly untrue is unimpressive.
>>59272482
You're probably the type of person to say the same thing about the inbetweeners for fucks sake.
>>59272457
How the fuck were those posts chicken burgers?
got my med entrance exams back lads
probs going to med schooooool nigguhs hit dat mf like button yoo
>>59272536
>>59272529
>>59272522
i haven't actually seen the UK version of the office
>>59272536
>some American remakes are shit therefore ALL American remakes are shit
British inbetweeners > US inbetweeners
British office < US office
>>59272489
>>59272485
>an extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority,
>The US has a number of countries under its control
>NOT AN EMPIRE
alri then
>>59272512
First 6 until Michael leaves.
>>59272546
I'm not even happy for you
I'm just jealous haha
*dislikes*
>>59272520
k hole
>>59272550
This post triggered me so much I had a heart attack and died. I hope you're happy you insufferable cunt.
>>59272520
>>59272527
What the fuck is a car hole? He says card hold because it is storage for cars, you know, like on a plane with luggage.
>>59272546
>a 4chan browsing autist could be a doctor one day
Fucking hell
>>59272574
You implying us States are countries?
>>59272570
>Misunderstanding me
Are you a paki, or are you just normally this bad with communicating in the English language.
>>59272580
m8 if i can do it, anyone can desu
>>59272570
Didn't the US Inbetweeners replace 'bus wankers' with 'bus jerks'?
>>59272536
BUS TURDS!
Speaking of Ricky Gervais, I'm unironically listening to the legend at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuy1Z4wqQ4w&list=
>>59272538
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zinger
>>59272603
I reckon you'd be surprised what kind of jobs some 4chan users are in
el brisbANO
>>59272574
Name me countries which are fully governed by the US.
>>59272617
I'm actually Indian and I have a mild learning disability, so both I guess
>>59272620
turds
>>59272618
hate people that say this shit, it's clearly untrue.
>>59272574
Cool, the UK confirmed still an empire.
>>59272620
No, something much better
https://youtu.be/laIQ0SExOrk
I truly do despise America, Americans, and all things related to them. I truly do. They have single handedly destroyed Western Civilisation and the World. No other nation in history has had a more destructive impact to the planet. No other population has been more degenerate and toxic. They have had many a calamitous effect onto the world, from the big things like their countless illegal wars, to the smaller things such as a regressive and barbaric culture. America will be the death of my country, with our current government following the dangerous example America has set when it comes to law, agriculture, regulations and economics. Americunts have ruined British corporations countless times, see Cadbury, Pfizer, etc. How many countless more must be sacrificed?
The US is a weed, and the world will not know peace until the US has been cut down, and it's roots picked out.
>>59272606
>what is Guam
>what are the Virgin Islands
>what is PR
>what are the Mariana Islands
>Samoa
And many others
>>59272654
>inb4 goalpost moving
>>59272661
>>59272672
jesus christ
>>59272666
i literally came within 2 marks of failing high school maths, and failed out of physics.
>>59272672
Fuck sake
>>59272672
>Laughing at bus turds
The US is a comedy graveyard.
>>59272639
I don't understand, it says it is a dictionary but it isn't Oxford.
What sort of dictionary fucks up the spelling of criticise?
>>59272546
nobody cares
t. actual medfag
>>59272672
liked the yank version better tbf
>>59272672
>>59272733
>>59272672
>>59272672
Though it is bad, why is bus wankers good?
It's not even a good Jay scene.
Or are you really just going by one is not absolute shit so it's automatically good?
>>59272496
Never mind I'm feeling good again I think
Fucking mood swings what the fuck is wrong with me
>>59272698
So you say we are still an empire?
>>59272786
No one said bus wankers was good
But bus turds is fucking awful
>>59272786
the uk version just felt right
>>59272786
>A yank
>Being an authority on British comedy
Fuck off.
>>59272812
This
I think it's because it was such an accurate portrayal of being a typical lad in sixth form/college
>>59272793
take some vitamin pills to recalibrate your pineal gland
Turd haha
>yanks
>>59272803
Never said you weren't lad.
Just said we are the better one.
>>59272810
alright, just checking
>>59272786
people consider it a classic bit because of its memetic status; it was repeated often in real life
DUDE "TURD" LMAO
turd burglar
>>59272730
It's clearly a yankionary haha
>>59272786
it's relatable
that's why that whole show was so popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc3ayOE
>>59272864
You're not though...
We turned savages into gentlemen and created the foundation for the modern world, what has the "American empire" done apart from destabilise the entire Middle East?
>>59272909
Yanks don't get it because Yanks don't have souls.
>>59272786
because it's so unspectacular. it's exactly what an unfunny lad would say in that situation to people.
obsessed with girls bumholes and poos
>>59272730
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/criticize
it's literally the oxford spelling
US version of the IT crowd was weird, they even got Richard Ayoade to repeat his performance from the original
performed the bus wankers gimmick several times from the passenger seat of my mum's car aha
Need a girl to nibble on my willy
>Still Game Season 7 confirmed
Life is worth living lads.
>>59272919
So funny and SO much better than the British version.
there are a bunch of rowdy englishmen shouting in the street
The sun is bright
The huns are shite
Fuck the orange
It's green and white
>>59272786
Also because they never swear in the yank one, not that swearing by itself is funny, but without it i feel like I'm watching a show for children.
>auto update on
>rapidly click the update button until a new post appears anyway
>>59272983
all me
Dubstep? Not a fan
>>59272983
there is*
>tfw the US skins made tony an uncharsimatic chubby manlet and cassie a bug eyed black girl
ahhhh yes good castings
>>59273022
Most Americans are uncharismatic chubby manlets.
>>59272919
I saw sheldorf in the thumbnail and knew I should have left it there.
I opened the embed button and saw the title.
I'm done with this world.
>>59272909
I love the show though.
>>59272929
>created the foundation for the modern world,
Romans.
> what has the "American empire" done apart from destabilise the entire Middle East?
Revolutionize basically every part of the modern world from technology to cars to airplanes to medicine to just about anything else.
>>59272939
Fair point I guess.
>>59272997
Another fair point, MTV is pretty bad though. So it didn't even have a chance
Purposefully walked around in my boxers near my female housemates whilst making my bulge look huge by giving it a few tugs beforehand and always catch them checking it out
Now I just need one of them to come into my room and ask to see the full thing
>>59273061
think you'll just get done for sexual harassment instead mate
>>59272957
This dictionary is also wrong.
>>59273061
good lad
>>59273045
that's not sheldorf that's sheldorf chum
>>59273022
>cassie a bug eyed black girl
oh, wow
>>59273076
Nah they love it
gonna gorge on some cheese and see what it's in store for me in the nightmare realm
night lads x
>>59273102
good luck
>>59273102
if you need some help in the dream realm, just call my number
Do u guys like my body
>>59273058
Compare your achievements to ours and then kill yourselves.
>tfw reading the comments on Eurovision blog websites
Wow. Some people take this shit way too seriously.
act like a wasteman? that's not me
>>59273084
Robert Mugabe?
dad bought me apple crisp coffee
wanna kill myself drinking this shite but dont want to waste it
>>59273058
Are you really this dense?
I'm not saying America hasn't done some very impressive things, but we've definitely done more for the world.
We started the industrial revolution
We spread English common law to every corner of the world
We revolutionised medicine by introducing sanitation standards
Almost all inventions were created by British people
America has only been relevant for the past 70 or so years, before that you were isolationist and did precisely fuck all apart from kill Natives for muh manifest destiny
>>59273155
>ahh yes, i forgot my frog image
>i must delete my post then repost it
>the frog picture is essential to get my point across it
>>59273171
nor me
trump and khan are running for ruler of the entire world
who do you vote for?
>>59273146
no, but i like your personality x
>>59273058
Britain is credited with creating %58 of the worlds most important inventions. Britain turned places like America, Africa, Australia and Asia from mud huts and shitting in a hole to prospering nations much better than they were before. Britain is the nation that has changed the world the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crm1TgscHpo
Yanks won't get this :)
>>59273189
Shut the fuck up.
>>59273195
khan because he's british
