she wants a man from edition
cara
First for /niggers/
karen
doing a yearn
>Wouldn't go anywhere near that sket
howling to be fair
>tfw no hair in the middle of my moustache
Kill me
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want to have a wank but i need to get my headphones and they're on the other side of the room reeeee
>>59266596
this desu
>>59266514
Wrong way round
Moved from Manchester to Aberdeen for uni and then back again when I fucked up
>>59266596
the quality of posts is VERY important m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWUAdkDi7bg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>59265855
good post
got banned on yik yak lads
FUTURE CHANGING POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196396
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196396
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196396
>>59265855
ugly there
>>59266689
yik yak is soooooooo last year
>>59266689
doxxed
>>59266669
FOY
>>59266653
who actually listens to katie hopkins
serious question
Copped these for 3 quid from a polish shop. Cant be legal but based af probably be voting yo stay in the EU tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
alri
doing an epiphany
should I buy a normal fan or tower fan
>>59263526
hate brit, hate brum, but scrolling the catalogue I just wanted to say.. I'm now banging that riddim OP
Really miss talking to a girl until the wee hours of the morning tbqh lads.
Should I delete my HIGHTEST folders?
>>59266740
never seen one that sells cigs, kek
>>59266758
Normal fans are easier to maintenance/clean.
>>59266764
>hate brum
bad lad
>I'm now banging that riddim
good lad
>>59266776
>wee hours
Fucking Scots.
>>59266753
saw his new tv show the other day and he drives through my village
>>59266716
come see me then ;)
>>59266790
sure why not
>>59266790
probably
>>59266776
i remember talking to this girl with massive tits and a pretty face back until 5am back in the day and me being the perma virgin i was back then didn't think she liked me.
s m h
i'm absolutely repulsive to women
they can SMELL my betaness
>>59266569
>goatee grows quicker and thicker than the rest of my beard
>goatee is bright fucking ginger if it gets beyond a 5 o'clocl shadow
>goatee has developed a random as fuck bald strip near the front of my chin
I'd still take it over seeing those 20+ year old lads with curly pubes sploched across their face seemingly at random though.
>>59266776
>wee hours
surely you don't need that long to piss
you are mentally ill if you think she does not look gorgeous here
http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Cara-Delevingne-Topless-01.jpg
what's the website where you can choose your england line up for the euros lads?
>>59266824
bit gay that
anyone see the new pokemon starters
i quite like the seal
when will they learn?
What happened to Lord Craven
>>59266809
i'm english and i've heard the phrase "wee hours" used quite frequently
>>59266809
Norn tbqh.
>>59266852
3.5/10 would not even vomit in the direction of
>>59266852
she's a chinless fridge
>that one time your neighbour sat on the fence at midnight screaming at the sky about aliens before twatting his gf with a golf club
>that one time those same neighbours house caught fire and they literally went back in and threw the mattress out the window
>that one time their youngest kid who was 6 at the time was fucking around with his oldest brother on a motorbike and he came back later with half his face scraped off
>that one time they had literally DOZENS of stolen bikes in their back garden
>that one time some random guy lived in a tent in their back garden for 2 years
Wackiest neighbours going, fucking mental the lot of them. Their must've been about 10 kids in that house.
>>59266876
Don't like women than bully manlets tbqh. Don't reckon it's fair on them, it's not like they're fat.
>>59266885
Just a symbol of Scottish conquest lad
>>59266887
>wee hours
Fucking Scots [Irish]
>>59266835
I got a lot of them off imagefap and it's dead now so they're basically irreplaceable.
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYgRk-IHD_c
It's y=mx+c
C is a fucking constant so it therefore makes sense.
Why do Americunts say y=mx+b
WHAT THE FUCK'S A B?
DOES IT STAND FOR BEE?
IT'S C BECAUSE CONSTANT STARTS WITH FUCKING C.
This justifies 9/11.
good evening lids
>>59266876
Poleaboo feels good knowing all his shortcoming can be worked on
>>59266923
they deserve it though
>>59266904
sounds like a good basis for a sitcom
>>59266883
lost everything on the stock market and overdosed while living in a squat
>>59266925
Just Irish as far back as I can trace tbqh.
>>59266876
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196436
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196436
>>59266852
>posts a guy with tits
>>59266952
like how you can get leg-lengthening surgery so you'll no longer be a manlet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGwI12zMJg
>>59266958
Why lad? They only deserve it if they're claiming they're taller than they really are.
>>59266947
well the polynomial formula goes
a*x^n + b*x^(n-1)+ ...
so in croatia we just have
y = a*x + b
y = a*x^2 + b*x + c
>his height starts with 5
>he thinks he's not a manlet
>>59266904
was it the philpotts?
>>59267032
will you be at ocean tomorrow?
would you rather be shot in the both kneecaps or in the chest
>>59266947
bonstant
>>59267043
Nah, the Ashton's.
>>59267069
both chests
>>59266997
Nah, has to have some downside
>>59267032
5'8 and below is manlet tier
>>59267029
That is FOOLISH.
would you rather lose an arm or a leg
>>59266852
>blocked by Plusnet Safeguard
>Plusnet Safeguard is turned off
What do?
>>59267032
I'm 5 foot 11 and I've never once felt insecure about my height and I never will.
>>59267054
uhh potentially
who's asking
@59267092
in your delusional world maybe
>>59267080
>Ginger
Yuck 2bh
>>59267069
shot by what?
>>59267092
no
183 and below is manlet tier
>>59267092
Do you go to the gym?
>>59267116
Leg
I write lefty but wank righty - I can't imagine losing either
>>59267092
>tfw 5'9
>>59267069
Knee caps cuz my huge donger will catch the bullet and throw it back
>>59267140
>posting height in cm
get out you eurocuck we don't like your kind around here
what's everyone listening to tonight then LADDIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGPCYC7vmGM
>>59267095
no it's consistent
if c stands for constant what is m?
shouldn't it be s for slope?
also I'm pretty sure you guys write quadratic polynomials the same way we do
so why the weird jump between a line and a parabola when they're both just polynomials
>>59267146
>not being an ambidextrous mastabateur
>mick philpott kills six of his kids
>eligible for parole in 15 years
>adam johnson fingered a 15 year old
>eligible for parole in 5.5 years
Finding the facebook profiles of loads of your teachers is possibly the cringiest thing ever for some reason. They are just normal people too. I guess schools expect us to view our teachers as being completely mature and professional teaching robots, and not people with actual personalities.
>when the thread topic is about height and my opinion is then considered as I'm a 190cm master race
comfy
>tfw 4'8"
feels good not being a manlet
>>59267092
6' and below is manlet-tier lad.
guarantee i could crush every single vertebra in poleaboo's pathetic body individually with my bare hands
>>59267204
insecure paki manlet detected
>>59267195
>when you see your junior/primary school teachers on a night out
>>59267176
KateBushlad, meant to say that other Kate Bush choon you posted here last night was absolutely hummin.
>woof woof woof
my dream british bf is 5'11
i like guys that are slightly shorter than me
>>59267176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLCf-URqIf0
I blame you for everything that isn't your fault
How white is your borough lads?
Mine is >>59267125
>>59267250
might adopt that as a name for these threads actually family
it's a chuun and a half boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5E1CC721AE
so sad!
>>59267141
Of course not, due to my social anxiety
>>59267266
describe him further
>>59267311
live in a ham, not a borough
>>59267266
You best be girl. Or else you're in trouble
>>59267176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6QBaZHltJw
>>59267326
You can get medication for that.
>>59267239
>tfw you go out on a night out with the lads when you're 17
>tfw you see one of your based secondary school teachers
>tfw you have a bit of banter and he's being sound and then your 17 year old mate starts dancing with his girlfriend and he gets really pissy
>>59267211
It's funny reading you talk a big game when I know you're skinny white boi who has never never been in a fight in his life
>>59267195
>Find the facebook profile of those bangin teachers
>They've got holiday snaps, Hallowe'en parties and fucking pole dancing classes all set to public
>>59267176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ
[YouTube] BAITING OUT WIFE'S SONS IN BIRMINGHAM! SNAPCHAT: blackbull1997 (embed)
>>59267263
this is literally the most shittest post i've seen for a while and sums up the shit side of /brit/ in a nutshell
congrats there
>>59267378
you dont even know who i am you fucking paki parasite
>>59267378
Pakis are, on average, smaller that whites
>>59267054
>>59267128
pls respond
need to know your reasoning for asking this
>>59267367
Tried beta blockers, didn't really work
They worked at the start but that was just a placebo effect
>>59267239
Infant and primary school teachers tend to be young, 20's women. And very attractive too in my experience (had a blonde primary teacher who was an actual 10/10). Ideal wives, although they were all engaged to good men.
The root of all English maladies lies in a single tactical error on the sunset of October 14th 1066. If they remained in tight formation, obeyed the order not to pursue the enemy, the world would be a better place
>>59267413
Poleaboo is above average height so likely taller than most of the people ITT
>>59267399
I know you're white and that's all I really need to know
>>59267386
Lmao what sort of working class shithole comprehensive did you go to, that's ridiculous
>>59267488
5'10" is average height
>>59267266
I'm 5'11. Be my bf pls.
>>59267483
Not quite sure what you mean 100,000 northerners would have lived I'm not sure that's a price we should pay.
>>59267386
I doubt that's true
>>59267509
That's not true or that's just the average with shoes on
>>59267329
girls aren't 6'1 tall are they?
(they can be though I frequently see dalmatian amazons on the tram that are the same height)
>>59267311
zagreb is about 2% non white
>>59267328
he's 5'11 ish, has decently wide shoulders, has some chest hair, he enjoys more solitary things than being a clubbing normie and he's not emotional or impulsive
could stomp poleaboo's brains in
>>59267492
Went to one of the best grammar schools in the country tbqh. A milf teacher once challenged a lad to whip his dick out for her after class after he made a joke about his dick being bigger than her boyfriend's though.
>>59267540
My dick sure didn't doubt it.
>>59267550
3 out of 5
Last time I got measured was when I got arrested when I was 16, I was 5'7. I'm scared to measure myself now because I feel like I haven't grown much, I'm probably like 5'10.
>>59267536
*rubs ur willie*
>>59267550
>he's 5'11 ish, has decently wide shoulders, has some chest hair, he enjoys more solitary things than being a clubbing normie and he's not emotional or impulsive
literally me
>>59267545
The mean height of UK citizens is 1,755.1mm (5ft 9in)
>>59267488
hafthor bjornsson is also white and he's about the size of a house
>>59267545
No
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world
UK - 5ft 10 - 25-34 year olds (not including kids, teens and old people)
>>59267595
why were you arrested senpai
>>59267619
would you mind it if your bf was a lanklet?
>>59267575
That's absurd, literally don't believe it lad. Post pics right now or you're just making it up iah
And a ''milf'' doesn't have a boyfriend.
scratching my pussy
could stomp poleaboo's brains in
in out in out shake it all about
you do the hokey cokey and you turn around
that's what it's all about
>average height of Brit
>5'10
hahahahaha
It's far taller than that
>his height starts with 1 metre something
lmao just get out of my general you fucking manlet freaks
>>59267676
pakis push it down
it's higher for whites
>>59267654
Robbery, but I literally din du nuffin
I'm an autist and I look like one too, can't believe they actually thought I could be a suspect.
>>59267622
does that include all the old people and the mud skins?
The most common early warning signs of schizophrenia include:
Social withdrawal.
Hostility or suspiciousness.
Deterioration of personal hygiene.
Flat, expressionless gaze.
Inability to cry or express joy.
Inappropriate laughter or crying.
Depression.
Oversleeping or insomnia.
>>59267660
No. As long as you love to cuddle.
>>59267668
*out
whoops
Having a pint of Pliny the Elder lads
Don't believe the hype, it's ight
>>59267565
Not even in your dreams, I have killer instinct and you can't teach that
>>59267622
>>59267634
Fine, fuck it
I'm 5'11, that's what the Polish girl said in her statement
>>59267668
More likely you'd just sing a lullaby to escape to your happy place when you see me
Squeezed a Korean girl's arse today.
>>59267705
all me
>>59267725
I meant to say out, I ruined the joke
*commits seppuku*
>I have killer instinct
you were too scared to ask to go to the toilet so you pissed yourself you fucking moron
>>59267661
Don't believe what? Post pics of what?
>Children can't be born out of wedlock
You're right though, she didn't have any kids, but "milf" would still be the best way to describe her.
>>59267695
Do you get girls when you tell them you're a hardened criminal?
>>59267705
shit :/
>>59267705
>tfw isolate myself completely
>tfw doctors have told me I have a "flat affect"
>tfw I have literally heard voices before
>tfw I am depressed
>tfw barely sleep
Am I fucked?
>>59267708
I love it.
It sucks when your arm falls asleep though when you're the big spoon.
Or when it's summer and you get all sweaty.
>>59267695
wtf mate
>>59267752
what are you wearing tomorrow night?
>>59267737
Ahhh yes copped a good feel of her pelvic bone
who /nervous manlet/ here?
honestly don't believe that ANYONE who posts on /brit/ would be able to defeat me in a 1 on 1 fist fight
>>59267789
a cute thong x
are you gonna be there?
>>59267752
Two completely different things
I'd kill a man to use the bathroom but I wouldn't ask permission
>>59267725
>I have killer instinct
you mean youve sat in your room fantasising about stabbing people at uni
you would literally shit yourself faced with an actual life or death situation, your mental state is too fragile
>tfw 25 acid trips
>>59267801
my skill is unmatched
>>59267801
is cheating allowed?
Odds straight porn
Evens gay porn
Zero no porn
>>59267801
i would batter you
>>59267772
please fly over now
>>59267840
if it's on your bf with me then yeah x
>>59267848
what if farage catches me lad
>>59267753
That a teacher at what you claim to be one of the best grammar schools could be a slag like that, or have pole dancing and clubbing pics on their facebook.
I went to a very good grammar school in Kent and none of my teachers behaved anything like that. Even the most bubbly milf only had a group pic with her girlies.
>>59267756
No lmao, it's a fun story to tell though, girls usually find it funny.
"Let me tell you about that one time I was arrested in McDonalds at 3am for robbery and had to spend 17 hours in a cell before being released on bail"
>>59267777
*robs your quads*
>>59267874
we'll tell him its just seagulls nesting
>>59267801
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
/brit/ fight club when?
>>59267869
unexpected answer desu
>>59267874
God knows.
>>59267833
>your mental state is too fragile
That's what makes me so dangerous
You keep pushing on me, piling on the pressure and I explode right back on you, your family and anyone you ever spoke to
>>59267904
First you get arrested, then you get the crazy women.
>>59267874
Leave Nige to me
>>59267814
yeah x
>I explode right back on you, your family and anyone you ever spoke to
>>59267928
*speaks to you*
checkmate, atheists
>>59267928
no you just throw up and wet yourself and surrender
>ah yes, a freshly brewed black tea
>now I just need to wait 30 minutes for the water to cool before I can drink it
>>59267914
what's this scaly bit on farage's neck?
is it his reptilian mask being peeled away?
>>59267906
are you sure lad?
then again he did marry a german maybe he would support another brit continental relationship
>>59267977
LEAVE NOW
>>59267976
interesting night to pick, it's exam period lid
i may be there not sure yet
what will you be wearing? xo
>>59267977
Fucking forgot about this meme
Absolutely classic haha
>ywn be a prefect
end me
>>59268013
All brits are reptillians
>>59267909
this may be breaking the first rules but the last five didn't work so I doubt a sixth will
>>59267994
guess you didn't comprehend what I meant by "explode"
>>59268010
>black tea
Found your problem mate
>>59267977
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE
>>59268013
forgot pic
>>59267963
was dave a chad when he was in his 20s?
>>59268013
caught greyscale
>>59268037
people aren't supposed to reply to me, its the rules
>>59267928
Very good, mujahidin brother
remember the companions of the prophet (peace be upon him) on the day of al-ahzab, when the prophet (peace be upon him) gave them glad tidings of his conquests of the palaces of sha, persia, iraq and yemen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesian_Bush_War
Reading about this
would have loved to go to the manchester meetup and watch poleaboo curl up with fear and beg for mercy as i inflict physical damage to his frail paki manlet body
>>59268061
Yes. He was in a gang.
@59268037
you fucked up asking for rolling papers, sticking them together, and rolling them in a circular motion
if you were even able to get hold of anything explosive, the only thing you'd be blowing up was yourself and your bathtub
>>59267909
/brit/ meet up when?
reminder that the fictitious character known as poleaboo is not in fact real
>>59268118
Would you mess with him? Seems like a dangerous group of lads 2bh
>>59268141
nah he's like father christmas
>>59268118
>mayor of London
Time to update that image
>>59268141
>>59268118
wow boris looked like a real chad
dave's a bit feminine in that pic tbqh
>>59267903
You know that pole dancing isn't stripping, don't you?
>posting doxxable info
Dun hink so lad.
Having a pint of Old Rasputin lads
Believe the hype, it's legit
>>59268167
is this him?
Hope your brakes fail at speed 2bh
>>59268026
i dont go to nottingham uni just visiting a friend, my exams arent for a week or so
lads the gf told me shes craving bbc (big brum cock)
what do
>>59268219
fuck off and die yank
>>59268201
ye i meant it probs won't be that busy tomorrow
you ever been ocean before? it's a very interesting place
>>59268201
a pal of mine goes to Notts Uni, it's a decent place
>>59268230
Good post.
>>59268219
FOY
>>59268230
this
>>59268168
Which would you rather fuck?
Would just like to add: Nottingham mentioned in multiple posts
Nobody mentioned shitty fucking Derby, yet another victory
>>59268284
what the fuck is derby
fucking hate derby lads
>>59268284
that because derby is just a load of sheep in a field
i'd consider myself poleagnostic 2bh
Is reincarnation real?
fucking hate debby lads
where did poleaboo go?
>>59268301
Exactly mate exactly
What the fuck even is shitty Derby?
who /DERBY IS A SHITHOLE/ here
FUCKING Shropshire
>>59268230
>>59268245
>>59268249
>>59268252
t. got BRUMMED
>>59268331
just stomped his cunt in
Business idea: coozie styled like a brown paper bag
>poleaboo trying to act hard when unironically dresses in girl's clothing for attention
>>59268331
6 feet underground
