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This general has now been claimed as American property
maisie
>>59250288
Hey that's mine
>>59250484
Sorry lad
>looking around /int/
>can't read half the languages on here
>feel like I don't belong
>scroll across /brit/
>banter
>autism
>love
thanks lads
Why are people posting fedoras to right-wing posts? What's ironic is that the vast majority of them are notorious leftists
>>59252923
>fedora posters are mentally impaired
Who knew?
>>59251904
FOY
nige
>why yes, i am an expert on asian women despite having never left my town, let alone travel overseas
>>59251904
Brit for Brits yanks OUT
>>59255115
>>59255115
actual tread lads
janny delet this
>>59256732
I'm a yank in England though.
Just think about that: I'm posting with a British flag — imagine how much damage I could do to Britain's reputation here ...
>>59257178
>British reputation
Well...
>>59257564
At least they're not Finnish tho
>>59257178
>Britain's reputation on 4chan
No one cares.
>>59258611
I can have an effect and alter how people perceive """""""Great Britain"""""""
>>59258611
I think of that /brit/ guy obsessed with k-pop when I think of Britain
NEED a chubby/thicc gf lads
>>59259192
That's all of us
poo
all the
small things
>>59263354
Are Nige doesn't have what you'd call cross-country appeal
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/eu-referendum-trust-boris-slides/
AMA lads I'm an expert on asian women
i don't make black music, i don't make white music
Just had another boxing lesson from one of the UK's top 5 heavyweights. Still weak as piss though.
>>“ITV has effectively joined the official IN campaign,” said a Vote Leave statement to journalists.
Why doesn't Leave have faith in are Nige?
this is exactly like something SNP voters say.
Poleaboo is watching Transparent
It's a show about a trans woman starring Jeffery Tambor
>>59259192
Which one of us?
>>59263511
Who's your favourite kpop
>>59263484
WORCESTERSHIRE STRONK
>>59263484
>Safe conservative seat
Nice.
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>59257178
we have no reputation on here lad
>>59262516
i've given up on defending my system and honestly just wanna watch this thread implode
plz shitpost nigel
>>59263573
>Why doesn't Leave have faith in are Nige?
Because he's a divisive nutter with a public perception of being a racist and a liar.
>>59263484
>conservative safe seats in the west midlands
very good feel la
>>59263484
where did you get this pic
WHY IS THE NEW EPISODE OF PEAKY BLINDERS NOT ON IPLAYER, FUCKING BBC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Never had sex and I'm 28
>>59263659
>omoing in /brit/
>>59263642
You can tell the amount of kebabs by Labour voters.
>>59263684
hope you paid the iplayer licence fee
>party tomorrow
>friends want to ruin it by playing fucking DnB or whatever shite it's called all night
>>59263659
blasting intensifies
>I agree, Britain is greater than everyone else
>>59263659
more pls
>>59263644
Ukpollingreport
>>59263717
lmao
>Britain isn't that great lads
>I love our continental friends!
JUST
>>59263708
That's ok, you're saving yourself for that special someone
Don't give into peer pressure, God is smiling down on you
>>59263721
you sound like a fucking boring twat
just stay at home
going to bed fuck off
So lonely. You people are my only friends.
>>59263821
>60% SNP
>30% Labour
Must be tough living in traitor country.
>>59263872
we're not your fucking friends
fuck off fatty
>depressed as fuck
>dreading going shopping with dad
>went shopping with dad
>came back happy as larry
My feelings are volatile as fuck for some reason
So lonely lads, haha
>>59263797
fit as fuck she is mate
still haven't sorted out my accommodation for next year lads hahaha
>>59263903
never really regraded england as my country tbf
shiela goes out with her mate stella
>>59263872
ohhhhh deeeaaarrrr
these were the days haha
>but it was the worst rape crime ever in Japanese history...
>>59263368
>>59263368
>>59263368
>>59263977
It's a good thing we live in Britain ahahahaha
>>59263857
night x
>tfw making /new/ threads for the wog eurotrash generals
>>59263990
>>59263721
what do you want them to play?
>>59264028
stop linking your fucking shit threads
we don't want to post in them
>vote in the SNP, the scottish """""nationalist""""" party thats primary aim is scottish independence
>be too beta to go ahead and vote for independence when offered it
is there a more pathetic """nation""""" than scotland?
>>59264037
britain is england's territory
gonna brush teeth then i'm fucking right off to bed.
might read a bit, might not. it's none of your business quite frankly.
When are you going to colonize the world and save Europe? We in Sweden are with you and waiting for you.
>>59264087
After the referendum it was only right that the SNP disbanded and Scotland became part of England. Shame this didn't happen.
>>59264087
DEVO
TO
THE
MAX
>>59264065
Make me, you fucking buck-toothed paki.
Anyone got any rare nige?
1000 word spanish essay in for monday
should start soon haha
Feeling pretty down lads
haven't left the house in three weeks
>>59264117
none of your beeswax
>>59264155
There's no benefit to civilising continentals.
>100 word essay due in next month
>only half way through
>>59263973
It was hell for Poleaboo every year due to supply/demand in Aberdeen
>>59264209
What's up lad? x
>>59264209
You should kill yourself.
>>59264283
here I'll help
"the"
now you're at 501 x
>>59264283
tfw this year I had a 2000 work report in every fortnight
drinking vodka mixed with OJ famalams
>>59264325
Poleaboo is Scottish?
>>59264283
This is literally the worst meme that has ever came out of this shitty website.
only god can judge me
>tfw writing 1000 words of good spanish AND good essay about an actual topic is really hard and it still sounds like a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfhDTBcF-FM
S C O O T E R
C
O
O
T
E
R
>>59264262
>JoePostin 38m ago
>5 stars for a RAP artist. Give me a break!
joe knows
>>59264262
problem?
skepta is a nationalist
>UK singing last in Eurovision on Saturday
>>59264352
poof
>>59264416
Wearing an England tee isn't nationalist.
>>59264384
>ah yes I'll put tons of effort learning the language of a country with mass unemployment and a terrible economy
>>59264416
can you go be a cuck somewhere else thank you
abolish the license fee
>I'm a brittish hardcore pc gamer
>>59264358
Poleaboo went to uni in Scotland but he's from the North West of England
>that kid in primary who smacked the ball so hard it smashed a window so for the rest of the year you were only allowed to play with the sponge ball
cant believe people still care about the eurovision
>>59264453
spanish is talked in more places than just spain amigo
>>59264450
ok then rorke
>>59264473
afraid not
>>59264504
You sent a guy wearing lipstick.
Your opinion is invalid
>>59264491
Christ
>>59264523
Anyone can pose next to a flag.
I suppose Corbyn is a nationalist too?
>>59264491
hot
gf material
>>59264504
only small countries actually care
it's always been considered a joke here
>>59264504
Did you do anything for independence day?
>>59264504
Is Eurovision popular in Israel?
>>59264512
And all of them are shite. Also it's "spoken" not "talked" Patrick
>>59264523
cannot comprehend how you can come to /brit/ and brown nose nignogs every single day
>>59264328
Stop showing up to work three weeks ago, they presumably won't take me back, and if so I'd be too embarrassed to show up again considering I don't really have a proper reason for not going. At the moment I can't find the strength to do anything that would improve my situation. Literally getting on the computer first thing in the morning and shit posting until I'm too tired.
Do not reply to him
>>59264453
pretty widely spread language, clearly doesn't cover the richest of places but south america is bretty gool afaik. I do agree that it's not useful though, arabic and chinese are the useful ones imo
>>59264491
pakis cant be sissies
only whites can be sissies cause they look the most girly
brown people look the manliest
you are a disgrace to your race
>>59264582
must be why 10 million people tune into it in the UK every year
It's a fun show
You'd be hard pressed to find a better 3 hour block of programming anywhere
>>59264504
i enjoy shitposting in the threads t b h
>>59264504
its been shit for years. eastern europeans ruined it (like they ruin everything) by giving each other votes rather than voting for what they actually think is good
only countries that actually ever give ireland a decent score these days is england and vice versa
>>59264577
would corbyn get a british birthday cake? i think not
>>59264600
k
>>59264635
Just tell them you're depressed?
>>59264635
I know how that feels, I did the same thing at uni. Go to the doctor lad.
*hugs*
>>59264695
>browsing his instagram
what's wrong with you
>>59264695
Oh. A cake makes him a nationalist.
Fucking hell.
What's Stormzy and why do normies like him?
>>59264729
this was widely published cos they ruined jmes birthday or something
>>59264504
>tfw T-Wog died this year
What ever happened to Ulster? Bit offended he'd spend his entire life on here then disappear in a flash
>>59264663
1. You don't know what a sissy is
2. Thinking of becoming trans
3. I don't care what you think as long as I'm happy
>>59264683
ah, yes, must be why the last 4 winners haven't been Eastern European
Best song usually always wins
Why do people think patriotism and nationalism are the same thing?
>>59264683
ryan dolan should've been top half in 2013.
>>59264776
eurgh just looked at the image
would love to pretend i was baiting
>>59264729
>>59264754
ahh yes, this is definitely an album cover of someone who isn't proud to be come from britain
>>59264771
a popstar imitating a grime mc
>>59264776
published where, round the council council estates?
>>59264820
This.
Most people on /brit/ are just patriots.
>>59264586
BBQ and watched fireworks
this country is basically poor mans america
>>59264827
Considering your pleb taste in everything I should have known that you like Eurovision
>>59264794
He got permabanned
I'm finally sorting my life out lads and it feels good. I kept telling myself it was too late but it's not.
GF2016 probably won't happen
GF2017 IS going to happen
>mfw even /Brit/ is murican claimed
I wish that London's mayor would fuck off. Get your nose out of our election faggot. We're not your colony anymore, you're ours.
>>59264635
>Literally getting on the computer first thing in the morning and shit posting until I'm too tired.
the memes are true
>>59264820
Because Nationalists consider themselves Patriots and hence ruined it for everyone
>>59264841
I don't give a fuck about what some monkey does. He's not white therefore he's not English.
>>59264814
>a brown tranny
lmao
what would your parents think
>>59264672
it's car crash tv. it's shitty and awful and embarrassing.
>>59264850
factmag appaz
>>59264867
i've been posting eurovision songs for the past month you absolute newfag.
>>59264814
im not saying they always win im saying they started the trend of giving your neighbours high scores
>>59264841
True fucking nationalist right there a true proud man of postmanistan
>>59264708
I'll have to eventually but I guess I'm just kind of waiting it out until it's absolutely necessary, that being when welfare payments get cut.
>>59264709
Have been to therapy briefly, ended up missing every second appointment and now it's a similar situation with work, kinda afraid to contact them again. Phone anxiety.
(thanks for the hug lad)
>>59264841
>this is definitely an album cover of someone who isn't proud to be come from britain
>album cover has a chink name
>>59264917
>I don't give a fuck about what some monkey does. He's not white therefore he's not English.
>>59264927
>He didn't get laid until his second year
>>59264891
Women are godawful anyway
>>59264852
patriotism isn't about race, religion or creed. Its about the country coming together
/brit/ is nationalist
>>59264901
USA USA USA USA
>>59264989
craving a big slice of cake with ltos of icing and a big jammy filling
>>59264878
Why?
>>59264992
I know, I'm going to try to get a nice autist gf. I don't really care about looks so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>59264917
>>59264955
rorke delusiono
>>59264966
half of /brit/ are weebs and also patriotic
>>59264981
Haha you replied to the person you were fedoraing you bloody wally
my life is utterly dismal
>>59264935
It doesn't matter though since it doesn't affect the winner
>>59264920
nah, it's pure fun
>>59264919
I don't care, their happiness isn't necessarily tied to mine
>800 word essay due in October
>not thought of a good title yet
how fucked am i lads
>>59265005
You don't know what it is like, foreigner.
>>59264906
Dreadful, fatuous post
>>59265032
ayy fatty boom boom
>>59265049
That image offends me
>>59265060
I meant to
They see they got a (you) and get excited but then their heart sinks when they realise it's a fedora post
looking at future planetary positions
>>59265032
I'll give you a big jammy filling lad ;)
>>59265049
>half of /brit/ are weebs and also patriotic
right, you're being a complete mongloid again, you really need to go back to school
How much whisky I should I hve drinkenet in one setting?I'm drinking jameson, drank hslgf the bottle with some coke feel quite fddrunk
>100 word essay in for november 2019
>havent started yet
might as well kill myself now
>>59265034
Posted a creepshot
>>59265119
why is that mr. rorke?
>>59265138
it's true though
>>59265150
>bruh im totes wasted
FOY
50 word essay due tomorrow
not started yet
140 character essay to write in pashto by eid lads
just martyr me now
>1 word essay due in 13.7 billion years
>only half way through
>>59264794
Miss him. He made me laugh all the time :(
>when I was just a boy, we'll call it 15 or so
>I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in my bones
>that girl whose next to me
>she found herself bored to tears
>she realised if she wanted conversation she's out of luck for 3 more years
Literally describes my awkward experience with my crush down to a tee. Wish I would've been able to speak to her without worrying about spilling my spaghetti.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_wpOmM1d8w
C H R I S
B
R
O
W
N
>>59265160
>tfw 5000 word essay due tomorrow
living life on easy mode
>100 syllable essay due by christmas
>only a quarter of the way through
i've really had it this time ain't i lads
>>59265174
Permaban for a creepshot wtf
>>59265174
Surely that's not worth a permaban
>>59265186
>it's true though
It doesn't make any sense you spastic
Stop regurgitating ancient memes you absolute dick sneezes
10 word essay due for 10:30. Kill me now desu.
doing a respiratory depression
>>59265076
im telling you the difference between nationalism and patriotism
patriotism is about love for your country. A patriot wouldn't mind if it was a white or black man as long as he shows love for his country
Nationalism has more of a focus on culture and history, a more "Britain for the British" view
/brit/ is nationalist not patriotic
>>59265297
e.g the same people posting chinky pop and anime are also the rorke posters
>1 word letter in for april 992827910810704771
>only halfway through
kill me
If cara had a dick Id suck it in an instant
The best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day
>>59265284
R A R E
A
R
E
>>59265343
and?
Spent most of the day writing poetry on the back of letters.
>>59265369
lmao one word letter
i meant to write one letter essay
hahahaha what am i like
Hate all this foreign talk lads.
>>59265401
same logic applies to are skeppy
Whats your favorite tea?
I'm a fan of earl grey.
>>59265373
Same. I'd love a twink bf with Cara's face and shorter hair.
>tfw you have a really bad panic attack when you're stoned and you have no nobody to calm you down so you end up sitting there feeling like reality is imploding, absolutely terrified thinking you're doing to die any moment until you finally feel tired enough to sleep
>>59265438
Except he's not British in the first place you spastic nigger
>>59265439
You don't even UNDERSTAND tea foreigner so don't even start.
>>59265487
this is why I don't smoke dude alone
>>59265471
convinced cara has retarded chromosomes or something
>>59265492
>born in britain
>lived his whole life in britain
ahh yes, marvellous logic
>>59265487
being terrified is quite a normal response to have when people are throwing stones at you lad
>>59265439
I too am partial to tea, Earl grey, hot.
>>59265439
I only drink Redbush desu
>>59265471
You have good taste friendo
going to go kick my mum in the face
>why yes, of course I partake in grime music!
>>59265487
That happened to me once after my roommate told me he loved me
I lost my shit and thought he was gonna kill me if I didn't love him back
morning lads
>>59265573
holy SHIT she looks good
very very beautiful
>>59265487
and then you realize that there are teenage girls who can handle it better than you
>>59265439
Twinings cranberry Green tea, and Yorkshire Tea
>>59265549
>born in japan
>live his whole life in japan
ahh yes, marvellous logic
*parkours*
>>59265439
>grey
It's always interesting to see yanks spell it correctly when used in the tea name.
VERY IMPORTANT POLL:
THE FUTURE OF BRIT DEPENDS ON IT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196269
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196269
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196269
>>59265593
She deserves it
>>59265601
How'd your speech go la?
>>59265594
>fedora
>goatee
>those glasses
>vape
>bright red shit
>abstract tie
How can anyone come to the conclusion these look good together.
>>59265549
Brum?
>>59265641
Saoise wins by default, she's female.
>>59265638
That's what it says on the box, so I just go with it.
Irish aren't white science says so.
I wonder what it is that attracts autists to fedoras, ditto with the vaping sticks.
>>59265641
I just, I can't choose. You seriously can't make me choose.
>>59265687
close yet so far
Soon
>>59265721
Spell it correctly in all usages or I'll tan your hide.
too depressed to wank
is this soph?
>>59265641
Saoise literally means "freedom" in spudlish. She was clearly named such by IRA supporting parents and no doubt she was raised with anti-British sentiment.
She would probably spit on us if we went near her.
>>59265789
They off to Poland?
>>59265859
I think I'd return fire 2bh
>>59265764
Zoey?
Can select multiple options
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196298
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196298
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196298
>>59265865
Honk Kong and mainland China
She has been to 14 countries
>>59265909
no
i'm from brum but i'm not 'brum'
and i'm not a paki either
>>59265839
That's my fuckbudy. you would be careful to stay away from her.
>>59265839
yes
>>59265859
she lives in London m8
>what kind of zany antics did you get up to when you were a teenager, step-dad?
>oh boy let me tell you, I had some pretty crazy times in my youth. This one time I was on the 'chon and some guy stalked a polish girl, got arrested and start posting pictures of his self harm, it was proper bants haha. Oh yes, I was a wild one back in the day.
Reminder school is just a giant IQ test
Reminder IQ is genetic
>>59265953
An agent on the inside.
>>59265972
To be fair, that is a pretty funny story.
>>59265933
>all these votes for none
>the only votes for the other options likely came from myself and Birmingham
>>59265859
saoirse isn't an uncommon name here desu
and she probably wasn't raised to be anti British. our generation wasn't really.
my dad said when he was a child the British were really hated but it's changed since then
>>59265657
what speech la? I think someone has been pinching my gimmick again
>>59266013
fucking kek
it literally was me, i voted for all of the top 3
>>59266005
Wait for the ending, it's a real....blast
I think I was supposed to be a girl but instead I'm a genetic mutation who needs to be put to death
need a bf tbqh
>the mi5 is tryna take man out like diana
>>59266071
cackling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4E1mD66AsM
want gf
but i really want a dom bf
thought lads?
>>59266076
Yeah, me too.
dipping biscuits into a bowl of ice cream
I just want a burly Russian lass to crunch my bollocks like a cheesy gordita crunch.
>>59263600
Being a Janitor for a Vietnamese shadowpuppet website is a serious career
>>59266059
Better send the dingos on him m8
>>59266071
Why are you so dedicated to this bizarre charade?
>>59266166
t. gemma collins
>>59266066
Why don't you admit to being non-white, it really was a great release for me
>>59266071
I swear you paki cunt, if you blow up Manchester and get me I'm going to go full Poltergeist on your relatives.
going to bed hungry again
>>59266206
why would i bother pretending?
i'm just in it for the bants
>>59266243
Normies occupying the kitchen?
>>59266188
Good lad, lure them further into my web
>>59266243
sad lad
>>59266243
hair, skin, fingernails
your body is a banquet
>>59266185
its the only way he gets attention, pretending to be someone else
>talking to pale paki qt (Afghan)
>ask if she's Persian
>she lights up and says Afghani
>ask her if she can speak Farsi
>she says yes and asks if I'm middle Eastern
Fucking hell lads... all my spaghetti.
>>59266275
normies occupying the PLANET
any billionaires here got a bidet in their house?
they're quite refreshing on your arse, enjoy using them on the continent
would get one installed if i was a rich man
I just looked in the mirror and realised I'm red as fuck, my skin is apparently not meant to be in the sun
just found out my mums been having an affair with poleaboo, ffs
>>59266285
don't forget cum
>>59266325
I have one but have never used it desu
Why does the queen love BBC?
>>59266306
You did good lad, I'm sure she appreciates you showing interest in her culture
>>59266359
this is a blue board
>>59266329
alri chief running deer
>>59266237
Beef is with Aberdeen not Manchester
>>59266256
Alright, it's just I've repressed my identity for so long, I don't want to see anyone else deny who they are
>>59266372
High quality programming and unbiased news.
You lads better be studying, don't want to fail now
>>59266372
her eggs need more genetic variance
>>59266417
my finals were 3 weeks ago
>>59266426
>eggs
I knew she was a fucking lizard
about to smoke a spliff
>>59266338
Wouldn't go anywhere near that sket
>>59266417
Someones gotta pay my bennies
>>59266400
I thought you moved to Manchester for uni.
crying myself to sleep tonight
what the FUCK is a hyper-intelligent being such as myself doing associating with you low-lifes?
>>59266529
*wipes away your tears*
>>59266285
>your body is a banquet
My favourite John Mayer song.
>>59266578
*licks your nipple*
