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Today the second semi final is held
Notable meme-countries singing today: Poland, Isreal and Australia
Norway is sending a sami btw
/balt/
>Pooland
>Finland didn't even get in the finals
Good. Our song was incredibly shitty anyway
Btw how come Austria has a French song?
Whoa whoa whoa, today? I thought it was on Saturday?
What time does it start? I need to go buy a bag of Geisha.
>>59235945
>Geisha
vill också ha ;_;
>>59235945
2nd semi finals today
Final on saturday
>>59236043
Köp billigt i lösgodisform, finns för 59.99/kg i stockholm.
>>59235332
kpop>jpop>gayrovision
>>59236177
not true
>>59235332
By the way, Eurovision is a gay.
fuck that jewish propaganda garbage
>>59236332
your flag looks like a stretched anus
jpop is shit
>San Marino won't be in the final
>Spoiling the entries for yourselves
I'm predicting the Polish national anthem, Golden Goy 2: The Quest For More Shekels and austrian jpop.
Our contestant is depressed btw
Would you comfort her?
>>59235405
prepare uranus
>>59235332
Eurovision is politicized shit contest with anal clowns.
>>59236501
I would order take-away in her name. One sandwich to Hungry Skeletor.
daily reminder to vote for Belgium
>Official Eurovision hype thread
wow, you utter, utter faggots.
>>59236654
An absolutely disgusting pig, someone kill her pls
>>59236806
I think you misunderstand. E3 is shit every year yet /v/ still gets hyped. Why are you people such bores?
>>59236806
Uhm, anyone knows where to find the stream for this ? It looked quite interesting
>>59236906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
>>59236501
>her
>>59236906
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv
>>59236959
Ahh thanks you, Mr. Remover
>>59236848
it's really not very popular over here. I think I saw it once when I was a kid.
I saw some geeks on my facebook had a party and all got dressed up as foreigners etc. for it.
>>59237033
You're welcome. First time watching Eurovision? Enjoy the show and make sure to banter Swedish anons a little.
>>59236848
Except E3 2010, that was magical.
>>59237249
>I hate fun
>>59237281
Yep, first time i actually watch the damn thing, the other time was just for the usual banter.
found some nice song from previous contests on youtube so, i having high hope for this one
>>59237377
>penile invasion within a man's anus
>fun
Faggot
>>59237377
what are beatles on him
>>59237520
I see. Check out this thread for some memorable songs from before, if you feel like it.
>>59110261
What time BST lads?
>>59237055
That's UTTER shite m8
Yurovision is massive here, primarily among people taking the piss but still it's popular. Maybe it's a more middle class thing, I don't know, but it's still massive.
>>59238730
8 o'clock
>>59238854
Thanks m8
>>59237706
Noice, really hope the Eastern bloc will go far this year
I'm going over the songs and they are pretty shit desu.
Last year had some glamour to it at the very least.
Also no memes wtf is this.
lena is still my top qt
<33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmOeISUYXuI
>>59239216
our dress was a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bmKB3SHPY
reminder that you are all trash
>>59239352
Ireland still has the most wins
>>59239473
We have a bunch of wins from when there was judge based voting and before eastern neighbour voting.
but eurovision is gay so who cares
>>59239352
>8
Not bad desu
>>59239352
We need to throw in more fags.
What 10 do you think will qualify to the finals?
>>59239352
>caring about EV placements this hard
>t. PHAGGOT
>>59236501
>>59237365
We really dodged a bullet there having only 1/10 as Many S*mi as you.
>Australia
Can this just stop?
>>59237365
Honestly? I would.
Meming is not a meme.
How is it going for Samara? Is she winning? :)
how many hours until it starts
>>59241810
2.5
>>59242027
who here /planning to get drunk and shitpost while watching/ ???
>>59242106
Not me. Alcohol is unhealthy. Will shitpost tho.
>>59242294
>Not me. Alcohol is unhealthy
>>59242334
Gotta stay healthy. YOLO.
>>59242106
reportan
Slovenia yes or no?
>>59242106
Would get drunk but I'm on a diet
>>59243953
How do I unsee this?
>>59244329
based swedcuck
Will there be more refugees tonight?
>Poland
>a notable country
>>59244755
fuck off to your cuck country g*rm
we gonna do it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
>watching semi1
>Petra Mede
>>59237249
peder
>>59244976
She was a horrible fucking host
Last years were miles ahead
2>3>>>>>>>>1 btw
>tfw based preggo MILF Ira got us in.
>>59245116
Why a Niglet and Sandnigger though ?
>>59237601
I presume pictures of the family considering his heritage
>>59245116
Can always trust a Norgebro to keep it real.
>all these songs sung in English
Shouldn't even be allowed to be honest
>>59237365
>Samis
>not genetic trash like Arabs and Niggers
>>59239352
That's because Bulgaria was in the final ONCE
i just hope armenia loses desu, whoever wins isn't too important
also post your previous eurovision winners if you have any
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq9OAEBZmAg
What countries supply the qts?
>>59246533
sweden, you always have qt male performers
>>59246533
austria?
why is australia in this tournament?
>>59246533
Belgium
>>59246533
Austria>Češka>Armenia>Azersomething>the rest
Of course Norgay is gonna start a gayovision thread.
>>59246678
So many people confused them with Austria that they just said "Fuck it, let's take both"
>>59246533
THICCCC AZERBEIDJANIAN SLUTS
>>59246707
why so buthurt? are you mad that your pro imigration song didn't make it into the finals?
>>59246533
Serbia is gonna be qt 3.14159265357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvmdR7oYdQ
Best girl 2k11
>>59246634
Nice rack. But she still looks 30
>>59246764
>implying I'm a 60 year old lady who cares about gayovision.
>>59246869
well you are in this thread so...
Who already finalist here?
Comfy
>>59246989
/Ouwe Bob/ here
>>59246908
I'm here to make fun of retards like you.Deal with it.
>tfw not being fucked by BHC (Big Hungarian Cock) right now
feels bad :(
>>59246857
>30 is old
>tfw ded
https://twitter.com/douwe_bob/status/727874138891821057
what a qt
>>59239352
since when does morocco participate
>>59247162
>30 is old
Not really, just makes you think what she will look like when she actually hits 30.
Don't get me wrong still hot as fuck. Those legs, jesus...
>>59246533
Armenia, Austria, Azerbaijan and Moldova.
Will it top yesterday? Can it?
Who are we memeing for today?
>Host it in Ericsson Globe
>Not in Friends Arena or Tele2 Arena
WHY
>>59247393
I fell for the trap and rode that spherical elevator thingy to the to, only to find out Stockholm kind of looks like shit from that height.
>>59246533
Germans are bringing a weaboo.
https://youtu.be/f-Z7pKopP9s
>>59247502
Most part of Stockholm looks like shit, so that makes sense.
>>59247568
voting for her desu
>>59247502
Yeah, they erected it in the soulless commieblock part of city. How fitting.
The heart of stockholm, where the royal castle and knight's helm is looks way better.
>>59247613
Gamla Stan and Djurgården are quite nice tbqh.
http://www.stockholm.se/eurovisionvillage_en
ayy
>>59247733
Yes, central Stockholm looks nice for most parts.
But this?
>>59247746
Yeah, Stockholm spends 100 000 000 sek on eurovision?
Where's the webm's from Tuesday's semi final?
>>59247948
That's just a typical European commieblock area, they exist everywhere. Pic related.
>>59247568
that's awesome
>>59248099
Here is some I saved from Swedebro
Soon
>>59248245
nevar forget ;_;
Link to stream??
>>59248419
svtplay.se, är du retarderad?
>>59248333
Too bad he didn't make it. Guess he'll have to settle for his second dream - Serial killing.
who /hungry for hungary/
>>59248462
>är du retarderad
kek I'm going to use this
>>59245673
BTFO
Sticky when?
>>59248361
That face needs more empty space.
>>59248462
Utan värdelösa kommentatorer. Varför skulle jag vilja lyssna på svt-fittor?
>>59248419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
where is the youtube link?
REMINDER THAT FILTHY FUCKING JEWS INVENTED EUROVISION, SO YOU CAN GO TO THEIR SITE AND DOWNLOAD SOME BROWSER EXTENSION BLOATWARE MALWARE BOTNET PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM THAT RUNS FISHY JAVA SCRIPTS IN THE BACKGROUND NEVER FALL FOR THEIR LIES AND DECEITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59247095
fun fact: her 9/10 gf broke up with him after this
>mfw yurotards actually watch this trash
>>59248655
I fuck your mother you sonomabitch!
>>59248655
And you watch handegg, what's your point?
>>59248655
Why don't Americans celebrate Eurovision?
>>59248655
>mfw Amerifats actually watch Baseball
>>59248655
M8...
>>59248655
It's more of a sport than handegg is desu
>>59248655
still a tad better than Honey boo-boo or whatever the fuck her name is
Live stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
Generally reliable and no commentators but only accessible in EBU countries apparently
Contestants today:
Latvia
Poland
Switzerland
Israel
Belarus
Serbia
Ireland
Macedonia
Lithuania
Australia
Slovenia
Bulgaria
Denmark
Ukraine
Norway
Georgia
Albania
Belgium
Germany, Italy and UK can vote in this semi-final.
>>59248655
u saying wat u son of basterd bich
>>59248655
>mad cuz the aussies are in and you arent
notice how slovakia never shows up in these threads, they're so shit they quit
>mfw Austrian commentator calling Conchita """her"""
>>59248617
>not watching on iplayer
>bbc making it so you can't use the iplayer for free unless you get tv license
Live streams:
Eurovision site: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
Russian TV: http://www.moskvatv.org/page/russia1-tv-online.php
>>59248795
Why does Slovakia never participate?
MODS? How about some sticky in advance?
>>59237249
zadavi se s tiči
>>59248910
The sticky comes at 21 sharp
Why the fuck are they still letting Australia compete?
>>59248888
Its not really popular here...
>>59248888
Butthurt about not winning I guess.
>>59248951
They think it's Austria
For Britfags: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcfour
>>59248832
> 2016
> still mad at trans-inclusive language
It's chauvinists like you who strengthen the patriarchy and oppress womyn :(
>>59248951
Money
>>59237055
>>59236806
>brit salty about NIL PWANT every year
kek
>>59248951
their bantz can not be limited to a mere continent
>>59248985
Why was Austria singing in french?https://youtu.be/3pvhx0z3ZFI
Har dom inga blattar i Norge?
>>59248951
>why is a meme country allowed to compete in a meme competition
Also shekels
>>59248992
>This doc about Mercury
BBC4 is so fucking comfy
>>59249037
for that douze points from belgium & france
>>59249037
I was asking myself the same exact question two days ago. It's like if Slovenia would sing in Lithuanian.
>>59248832
I don't even care but he's not even a tranny he's simply a dragqueen. I genuinely don't understand this shit anymore.
>>59248951
Australia is more European than Romania.
>>59249037
Allowing to sing in foreign languages was a mistake
I'm not mad about our disqulification really, the entry was SHIT
I'm so fucking sad we can't participate..I don't care if we sent shit,i just wanted to get some banter :(
is there anyway i can see the last years banterfest on /int/?
Azerbaijan is going to win this year. I guarantee it.
>>59248795
>Latvia
>Belarus
>Serbia
>Macedonia
>Slovenia
>Bulgaria
>Georgia
>Albania
>Belgium
LITERALLY
WHO
>>59249113
>implying people would notice
>>59249160
These guys were great, you should send more like them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k2MOJOkKg
>>59249160
it was kebab-tier my gyros friend
How well do you guys think our country is going to do in the final saturday, boys?
>>59249184
>azerjis jewing for more tourism
I swear these semitic turks need to stop their shillfest
HAHA TIME FOR SHITPOOSTING
>>59249037
We had some swahili and spanish in our songs, also the only songs to not make it to the final.
WHAT'S THE STREAM WITH THE BEST BANTZ
>>59249217
2nd place ofcourse
Someone make a new thread with the link to be stickied.
>>59249151
Problem is Britain and France would get an advantage by default otherwise. That said, Eurovision Junior did have such a ban in place.
make sure to watch because based belarus man
Here for the hype lads, I've not heard or seen anything for 2016 yet
Can somebody explain why Russia is already pretty much guaranteed to win? Doesn't seem to be that good desu
>>59249294
daym
>>59249261
BBC, but scott mills doesn't give as much bants as Graham on the Final.
Final should always be watched with a BBC in your hand.
>site is down
yuros in charge of not getting DDOS'd by their own viewers
>>59249275
This is going to be the sticky.
>>59249205
I would not mind
>>59249303
>copy Heroes from last year
>win
woooooow
>>59249303
muh choreography, I guess
Where can i see last years banterfest on /int/?
Our last ever eurovision elections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ufFMB3Tzk
>>59249294
gay
>>59249341
but there's no link to the stream. i'd think it would be better if the op had a link so people don't constantly ask.
Polish stream
http://eurowizja.tvp.pl/25167438/eurowizja-2016-ii-polfinal-transmisja
Today our faggot is first, yes?
STREAM IS LIVE
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
>finland and iceland didn't even make it to the final this year
https://youtu.be/Ge5iMzHc3cY
Sing it away indeed.
IDS HABBEDIGN
Any good stream online? I don't wanna watch on Israeli tv
>If you see a camera pointed at you SMILE AND BE HAPPY
Holy fuck we best Korea now
About to start.
The fuck is this shit
>smile, be happy
LETS GO LETS GO
HYPED
IT BEGINS
>>59249019
everybody hates us :'(
I think maybe like Cyprus, Malta and Ireland gib votes and that's it. We're not part of some big neighbourly circlejerk like the rest of you.
>try to look good and happy
>if you see camera smile and be happy
YOU CAN"T FABRICATE THIS
FULL
FART
FRAMMÅT
SO LET'S START IN FIve...
It's habbening lads
Who do the bookies have to advance today?
>>59249361
check the archive. But I really don't know why you would do that tho.
STICKY WHEN?
>>59249433
youtube works well
WHAT'S THE ORDER OF SONGS??
Czeching in lads
>>59249433
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
Try that.
>Fjull shteem ahgead!
Sweden fags top KEK
>>59249439
our media is 100% commie cultural marxist politically correct, so no surprises
>>59249466
What are you doing here France?
Love the orchestra intro desu
AHHH STICK IT
STICK IT REAL GOOD
HYPE LET'S GO BOYS UK CAN VOTE LET'S GO
>remember this is entertainment
>if you see a camera smile and be happy
How many times they're gonna say "refugee" tonight?
Sweden is such a beautiful place
Barely any niggers featured
Time for ESC
>Pikeys on horses
U wot
>>59249512
NOOOOOO, NOT THE POOOOOTSMÄÄÄÄÄN
I can finally vote. YES !
HELL
MODER
EVROPA
New Zelda confirmed on jap stream
>>59249282
French song this year is in English
CANNOT FABRICATE
who /refugeedance/ here
>>59249466
HOLY MOLY . RAREST OF THEM ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A N T A R C T I C A
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Where can I see the intros before the songs from semifinal 1?
Here we go
A FUCKING GLOBE
>>59249458
That's the point of Eurovision m8, it's showing who's with who without any actual war shit, you'd probably get more points if you didn't pay to get into the finals.
sticky where
WHITE PEOPLE
STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN
>>59249604
newfag
Good luck lads.
P Y E T R A
Y
E
T
R
A
y u no sticky
GET OFF THE STAGE, PETRA MEDE
YOU ARE SHIT
It begins
MODS STICKY
Can we start with the Måns "Fascist middle name" Zelmerlöw memes already?
What are you drinking lads? Just poured myself some white win
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
inb4 shitty jokes
T I M E
F O R
H U M O R
Vote for us fuckers, she's a semi-loli
Måns 'Punt a Cunt' Zelmerlöw
>>59249634
BOOO
>Måns "Slays a refugee with a glee" Zelmerlöw
>wearing heels so high you're literally taller than the dude
embarrassing
>>59249466
SHIIIIIT
I REALLY REALLY HATE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
But I'll watch
>this bitch with disgusting voice again
rooting for australia desu
PETRA PETRA PETRA
>>59249604>>59249604
antarctica has been devalued long time ago
>the accents
yuck
who /thunder and lightning/ here
I'LL SUCK THE DICK OF ANYONE THAT OFFS PETRA MEDE
PLEASE
>>59249604
WELCOME EUROPE
DUN DUN DUN DUNN
Cringe worthy hosts tbqh
P E T R A
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T
R
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>That manlet
This ball totally look like one in championship league DIIIIIE MEEISTEER
my name is molmsdfnsdfkfsd
petra means black woman in portuguese btw
WHEN EUROVISION COMES ALONG
YOU MUST STICK IT
any australians watching this?
How big is Eurovision in your country ?
Like do they go to the pub to watch it ?
>>59249705
COMEDY GOLD
>>59249622
wat
DO PEOPLE LIKE HER?
One of the most awful women in the country t b h
S H O U T O U T :))))
Help
Has a Yurovision host EVER been funny?
Boy, Sweden really picked the only ugly woman in the whole country to host.
Why is this roastie so popular
>>59249736
Like five people know about it.
A M E R I C A
M
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C H I N K S
H
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>LE EPIC WOMEN JOKE
>Måns "slam the chink into the kitchen sink" Zelmerlöw
MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
ISRAEL FLAG ON SCREEN
>China
Fucking why
maximum cringe
PETRA
I'm not even gay, but I'd literally rather have sex with Måns than Petra
GET IN HERE EURO-KEKS!
>>59249756
>>59249756
>>59249756
>US and China
Confirmed for competing next year.
MANLETS BTFO
>manlet jokes
no wonder you guys are virgins when you watch this faggot shit
FUCKING CRINGEEEEEEE
REMOVE THIS BITCH PLS
>>59249736
Yeah, the gayer pubs even have theme nights.
>>59249736
pretty big desu though you're gay if you admit watching it
>>59249736
serbian streets are empty
not sure if rain or jewrovision
Is that applause real?
>>59249753
No.
but we could put Stefan & Krister on stage, though I think all foreigners would be all "what the fuck?"
>>59249757
All female comics are ugly t b h
>>59249733
<3 liebe dich polen
cringe time
Oh no
What are they doing
Oh god kill me
>>59249758
Fags
Oh why
fuck you sweden for existing
OH NO IT TURNED INTO A MUSICAL
HELP
Dear god
BIG
BLACK
For fucks sake Sweden
This is starting wel..
78 seconds in and I already want to kill myself
>This song is better than all the actual competing songs
>>59249736
nobody cares apart from autistic types that probably watch tv on a saturday night and unironically love hearing about the royal family
>Sweden
I want this to end.
END IT
BIG
BLACK
HOLE
SUCKING
STARS
>>59249753
When it was in Russia, yeah
Sweden come on, come on Sweden
what the... europe
BIG BLACK HOLE
what is this
>BANKRUPT GREECE
BIG
BLACK
HOE
>>59249848
Who need nukes when you have cuck-power?
B I G
I
G
B L A C K
L
A
C
K
H O L E
O
L
E
pretty cringe, not good at all
>>59249689
THIS IS WHY I REALLY REALLY HATE THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST
the cringe is real
>eurovision is basically a shitpost contest
it is only fitting australia participates desu
I'm sorry
>12 points to Norway
>Nobody laughs
C'mon that's top tier banter
>>59249899
This
>>59249832
wat
DID SHE FUCKING SAY BIG BLACK COCKS?
>german fags
hahahaha
AMERICA MENTIONED
How come Ausfailia can join Eurogaysion now?
make a new thread lads
>bankrupt the local tv station
maximum kek
I don't care what you guys say, this is pretty good
MAKE IT STOP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAA
>>59250004
allah damn it sweden
>>59250004
You should be ashamed.
this is excellent!
>>59249756
>>59249756
>>59249756
move here
EURFUCKINGGAYVISION
BRAVO JOSSWEDEN
>tfw only Anglo watching
This song is pretty good tho
this is actually funny
M U H G L O B A L I S M
Is this live? Why do I have subtitles?
>Sweden
>hebrew
DROPPED
THAT COUNTRY SONG FROM ANIMANIACS RRREEEEEEE
>EUROPEANS TRYING TO IMMITATE AMERICAN ONCE AGAIN
JUST FUCKING END THE SUFFERING
>>59250007
Rybak got most point ever so STFU
>>59250120
OI OI mate :)
>>59235332
Just how fucking stupid is that song?
>>59250631
6/10.
How stupid is our song?
