Eurovision Song Contest 2016: Semi Final 2
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>STREAMS
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213573
http://www.svtplay.se/kanaler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
first for /balt/
/balt/
/balt/
>>59249794
Good boy.
MAX CRINGE RIGHT HERE
/brit/
/balt/
cringe
>>59249756
/kpop/
fuck /balt/
/balt/
NOW THEY SING.
CRINGE ALEERT
/balt/
s
t
c
k
y
who balt here
What the fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPPENNINNNG
fucking disney
/balt/
> imitating American musicals in a European contest
Sweden please stop
>We're a big black hole.
Sweden yes!
Fuckin cringe
BIG BLACK COCK SUCKING IN ALL THE STARS
CRINGING LADS
WHO /brit/ HERE?
>b*lt
/balt/
who /georgia/ here?
yeah /balt/
can someone explain to me why western europeans are so autistic?
Inb4 huge jackman appears
First for /sticky/
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
i always wonder what other countries think of us europeans when they watch this
jesus christ
We just had to make something homo didnt we
/balt/
Didn't they do this but in Swedish duing Mello?
/deutsch/
>Sweden
>de gay
>>59249974
cucks
>>59249974
'faggots'
>Måns "give the finger to schlomo, lynch a homo" Zelmerlöw
What the fuck is going on?
Also /balt/
MUH DICK
This is actually fairly entertaining~
why are 2 men dancing
so sorry
fuggin cringe
authentic /balt/
This is honestly a good intro
wtf is this
I hope we never win again, this public embarassment of Europe is terrible.
isis, o isis, why cant you bomb today...
big black what
What the fuck is this shit sweden
first waifu of the thread
HOLY SHIT THE BANTZ IS OFF THE CHARTS
I NEED A FUCKING STICKY MAN
Its so bad that I actually secretly like it
I swear I'm not a fagot
Honestly it might be cringy, but at least they are doing more to entertain than the average hosts.
>>59250067
/balt/
as much as I love eurovision I can't deal with this host bullshit
>"these are a few of my favourite things"
I hate you Sweden
the cringe is palpable lads
this shit bangs
ROMANIA MENTIONED
SWAHILI MENTIONED
PLAYBACK
P L A Y B A C K
They are actually doing a pretty good job
ARABIC MENTIONED
English and dutch and big black cocks.
this is beyond awful
I expect no less from Eurovision
>countries of Europe by [that fag from cartoon]
gonna need to smoke some more weed
/svt/
I just got in what did I miss
>>59250098
paid with my tax money
fuck this
>all languages mentioned
>every is singing in fucking English
Fuck off.
Is is really broadcast in the US this year? Which channel?
where is the stick
>>59250124
Pay denbts
Sweden is such an embarrassment.
I wish Germany hosts it again and Raab comes back to present it.
swahili? Sweden explain
>KEKVISION
KEKVISION
>KEKVISION
KEKVISION
>KEKVISION
KEKVISION
>KEKVISION
KEKVISION
>KEKVISION
KEKVISION
>KEKVISION
ahaha what the fuck is this
Is SVT trolling me right now?
wait, did I miss the first fucking day?
i-i thought that was bretty good tbqh
A FUCKING LEAF
>canadian LGBT flag
>this song will be better than all the following songs
And you know it
>Canadian Rainbow flag
I feel like I'm the only one who enjoyed that desu lads
THIS CONTEST IS CANCER
>>59250159
cringe
eurocringe
It's like something out of Animaniacs, so that's breddy cool.
>>59250108
MY GAYROVISION IS YOUR GAYROVISION
Did
D-Did this really just happen?
ANIMANIACS REFERENCE
THAT'S IT
THAT WAS PEAK EUROVISION
>>59250161
It was us a couple of years ago, so I understand the tax paying swedes pain of course
STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN STICKY WHEN
I'm proud
nth for dank memes
STRAIGHT OUTTA BROADWAY.
75th for /Balt/
>>59250159
Same here. What did I miss?
cheering on my friends country /latvia/
who /lit/ here
>>59250214
Got you breh
>>59250201
I agree desu
Best opener in years
FUCKING GAY LEAF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY SIDES
KANKER
>>59250166
literally the homo channel
Thank you Iceland for this qt
10/10, Sweden winning before even participating
Get on our level, Austria
>>59250161
No it isn't
Reminder: Our media is complete commie cultural marxist politically correct. More than half of the people working in media support the Green Party. You are fired if you have non-leftist opinions.
Refugee Dance part II tonight?
cringevision
>watching this shit show
>graham's tweets
>/int/
pure fucking entertainment
>>59250214
me too senp
>post yfw "that's eurovision"
>>59250161
Better than paying Somalis benefits. At least this is entertaining.
did anyone screencap that leaf
based latvia 1st
AYY
STRAYA
T
R
A
Y
A
REEEEE
FUCK OFF FROGS WITH YOUR GAY LANGUAGE
>>59250238
It's not the time for this. I need to watch Eurovision.
>>59250269
BBC is British
>>59249794
>>59249801
>>59249838
BUENO! :DDDD
I genuinely don't think any of the songs tonight will top that showtune intro, was actually really really good.
>you can vote 20 times
Who will get Shannon Noll's crucial vote?
>>59250286
it's sweden. Obviously
This is live right? How do they do the live subtitles?
zirga galvs
POLAND IN 3 MINNUTES
GET HYPE
JUST
U
S
T
Inb4 potato jokes
POTATO
O
T
A
T
O
what a cutie
oh boy it's guy with an acoustic guitar time
QT
T
eurovision is very important to my life
>>59250300
just 2 beautiful men, nothing wrong here
>>59250201
same here dude, sweed show
JUSTS!
>L*tvia
Justs fuck my shit up senpai
B R O L U K A S
A
N
T
E
R
Oh boy, Austria is singing
>>59250345
They have it planned days before.
Incase anyone of you europoors wants to banter with
> Norway 0 point
REMINDER GERMANY
IS SENDING
A N I M E
N
I
M
E
J U S T S
JUST
>>59250272
not good enough as yohanna
>>59250345
The jews dis this
JUSTS
U
S
T
S
STICKY MODS YOU SHITHEADS STOP EATING YOUR HOTPOCKETS AND DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE
>>59250345
It's pre-scripted.
latvia stronk
>>59250326
rare
I WOULD LET THIS MAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS
>>59250345
Hundreds of slaves in the basement. We call them "refugees".
Would fugg desu no homo
>>59250345
the show is rehearsed
cute latvian bois
JUSTS
JUSTS
JUST
>>59250345
There's probably a short delay in which they do subs
Go Latvia, go
l a t v i a
JUSTS FUCKS MYS SHITS UPS
Why isn't this a sticky yet?
L A T V I A
love u /balt/ :^)
You're all faggots and women
>JUST
>you are hired to represent your country at the ESC
>which language do you sing in?
>what does your act consist of?
LATVIJA ;__;
Boring.
literally JUSTS
funky tunes latvia
>>59250406
Adolf Hitler will make anime real.
>>59250422
but not a static one pls
What the hell is this shit Ratvia?
i apologize for his eyebrows.
and his accent
sorry
literally dont understand a word
That audience claps like plebs.
JU(s)ST
Not that Bad either
My boy Latvia with the sick beats.
LETS GO LATVIA!
He's pretty hot no homo
>latvia can't even afford to buy its constentant new jeans
J
JUSTS
STSUJ
Would be qt without the pube beard desu
This is awful
S H I T
H
I
T
S O N G
O
N
G
>>59250428
witnessed
Nice backing music desu
I like it
so deep
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
instrumentals are good desu
>>59250445
>>59250443
>>59250444
Bjutiful
He looked cute until the camera zoomed up close
>>59250506
lel american
good entry /balt/
better than Eesti
>>59250404
Switzerland holds the record for most 0 point results, senpai
Shit drop, no win sorry Latvia
This isn't bad, needs to go up another level at some point.
Goddamnit this show gets gayer every year
you now remember we used to have these threads on /sp/
is this some lounge shit or what lmao???
FEELING YOUR HEARTBEAT
THATS WHAT I NEED
as an instrumental track this wouldn't even be bad. But as an actual song this is pretty bland.
Also, reminder that Armenias chick was average
trash
>>59250497
>implying her can compete
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
drop is lame
3/10
Eh, this is kinda boring
This guy is pretty ugly desu
>>59250506
new worlders out
>latvia
>ALL THE BATTLES ARE IN WANE
I didn't know Latvians didn't speak English.
POLAND LADYBOY IN 2 MINNUTEs
GET HYPE
A YEAR AGO IT WAS TITS THIS YEAR IT'S A LADYBOY
WE CANNOT LOOSE BECAUSE HE CAN SING
>They think that Latvian looks gay
Wait for our singer..
B o r i n g
>>59250526
Might be good in a chilled out nightclub
Singing is trash
Heja Jimmie
FEELING AGAIN THAT YOU'RE BREEDING WITH ME
HEARTH BEAT!
2/10
Bake a cake was unironically better
Yawn
Did Latvia send PewDiePie?
>>59250598
Israeli ladyboy will beat you
>all these irrelevant slav nations can finally be relevant
Feels comfy
When is this thread getting stickied?
>>59250602
this
mars/hm/allow here. can confirm, this shit's pretty gay.
We almost sent a doom metal band but instead we get this fuck with the worst song ever.
>>59250593
>Sweden
POLAND
YES
6/10 OK
1/10
YOU KNOW ITS ALL FOR YOU
Did he actually tear up?
>>59250404
BRING BACK ALEXANDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shit song
Feeling ur arse beat.
Good beats but can't save this song
>>59250602
this
Go polen <3
>he cried
Not good song but the guy is cute
FOR (YOU)
YOU KNOW IT`S ALL FOR YOU
>poland
w..what
>POOLAND
The fucking stage in Eurovision amazes me every year
God this guy looks like a homo
Backing music was alright at least
BOLAN :DDDDD
GO FREDDIE MERCURY GOOOOOOO
Jesus Christ at first I thought this was a QT
BOLAND :-DDDDDDDdd
Oh noes
Boring song.
Surprisingly gay, even for Eurovision standards.
> Polish hippie
What has this world come to?
give us tits polan pls
P O L A N D
>THAT's how a girl should look wearing leggings
That guy fucking REKT his gf
B O L A N D < 3
Anyone has tonight's program ?
>>59250565
I know it's awesome
>you know it's all 4u
POLAN = NU MALE
>top kekkity
gay af
P O L A N D
O
L
A
N
D
>sending in a hippie
>>59250641
>instead of doom metal you send a member of some random boyband
>>59250661
JUSTS FUCK MY SHIT UP
hhhah his eyes were fucking red. PERFECT opportunity for a JUSTS FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>59250665
sensible_chuckle.gif
>>59250589
"no"
LES GO POOLAND
>when poland doesn't send sluts
I'm so sorry guys
why'd poland send russel brand
i hate how this year it just consists of hot males begging for votes
DUDE NATURE LMAO
God that's gay
Holy shit, that's even more gay
stereotype hippie
Too much hair.
poland what are you doing pham
it's faggot jesus !
holy fuck
>poland
Is it possible to view those intros before the songs anywhere?
did he cry just before coming on stage..?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POLAND, WHERE ARE MY BUTTER MAKING CLEAVAGE BITCHES?
i didn't know shia labeouf was in eurovision
This even worse poland wtf
He even sounds gay holy shit
>>59250404
HAHAHAHAHA
Norway 1st
Sweden 2nd
Denmark way below
Just the way it should be
What is this shit POLAND?
>POLAND
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S A GAY DESCARTES
VLAD THE IMPALER
Poland will win anyway
>muh incloosiveness
>muh tolerance
Cheap ripoff of conchita wurst?
>Poland sending Gay Jesus
Look at this memer lmfao
>A LITERAL HIPPIE
>>59250750
kek
King of Spud Style
meh i would let him jerk me off
HYPE
#/pol/
OMFG Its polish jesus
Why did Poland send Weird Al's younger brother?
And why isn't he singing Polka?
>>59250749
0 points
POLAND YES
Wow, forgettable.
Boland should stick to big titted girls churning milk.
Sorry, dudes, there are no russian cuties this time, only Sir Gay Lazarev with Modern Talking's song.
this guy looks so weird and strange
POLAN NO
JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR???!
he looks like a mongol
>>59250326
antarctica? hello there
I didn't know Mikael Akerfeldt was Polish.
POLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
POLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
POLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
WEWEWEWEW
poland go back to 2014 please
>>59250746
but straya is yurop
HAHAHA WHAT THE SHIT
Poland, do you have something you wish to tell us?
IT'S STEVEN TYLER
another trashy pop ripoff.
WIE HEB IK AAN DE LIJN
HALLO HALLO
Chris Cornell from the 90's called.
Said to say you can't sing for shit.
>>59250764
JUST winning gayvision, why u ask
>last years poland
>this years poland
WHAT HAPPEN
C U C K
So is this just going to be the faggot night after Tuesday's semen demons?
>poland isn't gay, I promise!
>already hit the bump limit
>still no sticky
that polish nigga looks like the son of Freddy Mercury and weird Al.
>>59250823
that's cause he's got a buttplug up his a hole
IT'S JON SNOW
>>59250789
fuck off
this is shit
>>59250788
Top kek
This is some gay ass shit
Poland what the fuck is this shit
Were is the butter churning
>>59250641
>doom metal
this fucking year COULD HAVE BEEN:
>Doom Metal-latvia
>Avantasia-Germany
>Kamelot-romania (R.I.P.)
>Mountain Niggers Pendulum-arenarock from semi 1 qualifying
instead we only get softie Cyprus Tomas G:son-written (= swedish = #rapefugeesWelcome) pop with electric guitar added in last 4 secs of mixing, sad
>>59250778
Try the Youtube channel.
LEL what a goofy motherfucker, then he shows up dressed like Dracula.
WHAT IS A SQUIRREL?!
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF NUTS
> those gay hand movements
> that faggot hair
> that sodomite face
Poland please stop
>>59250861
Last years was the wheelchair lady right?
>>59250602
Supreme gentleman performed the other day senpai
>those hand movements
someone give him his injections
BASED FAGGY POLAND MAN
>>59250848
Tfw afscheidshow :(
dammit Poland y u do dis, can't vote for this
>>59250861
last year we sent hot wheels qt
>>59250789
300 posts go fuck yourself cunt
>>59250900
no, fuck you
>slavs are immune to the gay western values they said
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are the easter euros competing which one is most homo :DDDDD
>>59250789
use the proper picture faggot
Where's his fucking socks?
>>59250848
Cannot be unheard
>>59250871
Yes
>>59250788
lel
>>59250933
>>59250933
>>59250933
Estonia confirmed for the best of the /balt/
>what color is your life
What's that even supposed to mean?
every time he grabs the mic it's like he's ready to fap to the crowd
Those fucking fingernails
>disgust.jpg
>Poland
>>59250968
>what is a bump limit
>waaaah muh /brit/
fuck off we need a sticky and everyone is there
this is retarded
poland is pretty good actually
5/10 for this virgin
B o r i n g
O
R
I
N
G
>>59251024
fuckk of cunt
>>59250785
bully
>>59250975
this is not a sticky you autistic fuck
A E S T H E T I C S
>what color is your life
What did he mean by this?
POLAND YES
pol you no longer proud slav
QT
qt alert
THANK YOUUUU
eternal anglo? poland kek
>>59251024
Go to hui
Riker?
closeup ruined the qt
QT
T
POST HD SCREENCAP NOW
>WAIFU CLAIM
WAIFU CLAIM
>WAIFU CLAIM
WAIFU CLAIM
>WAIFU CLAIM
WAIFU CLAIM
>WAIFU CLAIM
WAIFU CLAIM
>WAIFU CLAIM
WAIFU CLAIM
she can't sing
SOMEONE PUT HER OUT
Boobs are on fire
>curly hair
dropped
Too bad she can't sing. Would still bang tho.
SHE IS SHIT AND YOU KNOE IT !
>Canadian
>Catalonian ""nationality"" is mentioned in the intro song
>Enter to Twitter to read live Eurovision comments
>There are only faggots talking about male singers instead of the songs
>Close Twitter
>blue anime hair
just no
>bending forward the performance
why is she squatting
Ok this sucks big time
>>59251127
3/10
what
the
fuck
is that dance
what the fuck kind of choreography is this kek
Voice is pretty, haircut is JUST-tier
>half canadian
>she is burning
>we're the last of our kind
SWISS CONFIRMED FOR RED PILLED
she is about to squat
also cap her feet pls
NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA NO ROMANIA >NO ROMANIA
#Justice4Ovidiu #NotMyEBU
She moves like she has down syndrome
I honestly expect a nigger for Sweden
what is she doing with her legs
>last of our kind
>Those bodyweight romanian deadlifts
Terrible voice.
hell nah
>>59251285
she's singing false as fuck, friendo
>>59251337
squats
Is that song about white genocide?
Israel naow. HAHAHAH
Time for a gay, goy.
THAT FUCKING CHIN
>>59251326
he's a half-orch teeh beeh age, his father is kenyan
I kinda like this song. Wish she could sing though.
gaylord alert
>wasting time on dancing
squat 24/7 bro
>dat chin
who the fuck is this faggot face
what is this faggotry
>A jew faggot
Can't make this shit up
This GIANT N O S E
O
S
E
Holy hell, this man must be gay.
what is this emo shit kek
Israel sending gays to honor their "independence"
been taking one up the ass for a long time
Oy Vey!
oj vej dat hair
>Israel
ISRAEL YES
>israel
>yes
what country is this?
>>59251523
senpai, europe is lost
oh no IS this REAL?
JEW NOSE HAHAHA
ISRAEL SOMEHOW YOU MANAGED TO OUT-FAGGOT THE REST
IL should've sent some blonde qt imho
>Érase un hombre a una nariz pegado
>>59251593
free and independent
>meme wheel
confirmed for top 3
THIS
TOP CUNT
SHIT-TALKED
BASED
DOUWE (NETHERLANDS)
no olympic spirit ---> gtfo m8
WHY THE FUCK DID EVERY COUNTRY SEND A FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEE
>those women in the background
KEK
There is literally nothing wrong with being a gay Jew.
it's sounds okay desu and that's really unusual for eurovision
KIKE PARTY TIME
Oy Gevalt!
I bet this is going to win
>>59251632
>hundreds of thousands of slav blanda qts
>send swarthy faggot
>>59251710
OY VEY
This song is pretty good.
>>59251710
>Jew alert
>>59251710
kek
LOOK ON HIS PALMS HE BE LIKE GIBE SHEKELS
>>59251710
here's your (You) Kobi
That fucking wiggleing at the end
>>59251692
How new to Eurovision are you?
>>59251692
#justice4ovidiu
#jesuisMontenegro (honestly they are the ONLY guys who look like _____normal men___ this year)
>>59251710
(You)
Israel unironically has the best performance so far.
Holy shit Kurt Cobain is alive
>>59251692
>why do they send faggots
>to a faggot competition
gee, I don't know
>make your dreams come true
lol what is this gay shit israel
>look at that dog
>oh the music is gay
WOLF BOY NOW
B
He nekkid!
My classmate look the same back in a days
S L A V I C
F O R E S T
W I Z A R D
awoooooooooooooooooooooo
AHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK
furry anthem
E
>>59251941
Hahahah yes!
FARAMIR IS BACK :DDD
L
>>59251968
Isn't this thread a sticky?
>its a love song about a wolf
>>59251941
S L A Y
L
A
Y
#WEWUZWARRIORS
>>59252110
fuck no
if Russia's gonna have a fag too, eastern europe is lost
Fucking Måns zelmerlöv
vucicu pederuuuuuuuuu
threadly reminder that Hovi "Star" (his real name is shekel-oven or whatever) said that Douwe Bob would never become anything outside of Netherlands
where is the friendly spirit eh, ISRAEL
>>59252217
we have jewish fag xd
>>59252308
>shit talking Douwe
#TEAMDOUWE
>>59252337
brother, we must oust the yevrey propaganda
polish-russian friendship 4eva
slow thred today
>>59252416
#SLOWDOWN
#wedontwannaISIS
>serbia isn't gay
>>59252609
you're on the wrong thread
>>59252609
get the fuck in
>>59251800
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