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welfare edition
cara.
stupid cunt edition
dead
>>59229555
not an argument
>>59230261
*not the argument
me irl
MAGA
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BUS WANKERS
>government is bad
>unless it's to beat back smelly brown people
Sara if I'm honest
>>59232009
>liverpool fan
marry me
kill urself u fucken twats swear down
>ameripoor eggs
lads it's gonna be fucking 10 degrees tonight
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>59232009
bet she owns a st pauli shirt too baka
>>59232045
Genuinely detest this man. He's ruined this country.
>>59232038
good post
>>59232084
hate his rubber face tbph. looks like it'd be good to punch
>>59232071
That's t shirt weather desu
>>59232084
>>59232043
qts wearing Liverpool shirts is my fetish
>>59232084
I've started saying nothing personal kid and apparently it's autistic
>tfw the "autism walk" is real
No wonder children on the street instinctively target me for bullying simply by seeing me walk down the road.
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>we will never leave the EU
>>59232177
nothing personnel kid
doing a listen to some J Cole
>>59232216
Personal*
>>59232177
psssssssh... nothing personnel, kid
>>59232190
I know that feel m8
Wanna walk together?
>>59232147
i couldn't think of anything to post with this but i wanted to post it, sorry
>>59232009
would honestly put money on her only supporting Liverpool because of Hillsborough
>>59229555
>>59232199
I laugh at this everyday day desu.
>>59232199
What makes you think otherwise?
Everything, from the constant government shilling to the opinion polls tells us we'll vote to remain.
invite
>>59232213
>>59232216
>>59232242
Why are you spelling it like that?
Candy-ass Roody-poo desu senpai
>>59232252
me mam
>>59232253
that's what I thought too desu
>>59232246
y-yes
>>59232121
as if
it's fucking jumper weather m8
>>59232301
Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
>>59232301
*unsheathes katana*
*beheads you in same movement*
*tips fedora*
pssh...nothin personnel...kid
>>59232301
it's a meme from hownew.ru
>>59232301
nothing personnel
This is all of brit
>>59232084
>yeah? come on then big man square up if you want to run your fucking mouth thinking nothing would come about
>cheeky cunt, Gido, hold my pint
>>59232084
>Genuinely detest this man. He's ruined this country.
Poleaboo is awake now and is cutting his nails
>>59232379
at least he's not cutting his arms haha
>>59232322
*holds your hand*
do not reply to the currywog
Don't reply to him
do not read his messages
don't give him the time of day
Don't reply to anyone ITT anymore
Do NOT under ANY circumstances respond to his posts
hey lads,
just don't reply.
cheers,
Dave
ignore him
>>59232379
How's it going poleaboo?
Applying for jobs?
DONT
shan't be replying
>>59232379
Afternoon, Poleaboo
just leave it, yeah?
>>59232226
good lad
only started listening to him a few weeks ago
fire squad is based, especially the 3rd verse
>>59232416
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>>59232336
Thanks I googled it. Makes sense that everyone is calling it autistic guess I'll stop saying it. Was going to make my WWE phrase
Poleaboo is eating a few of his nails as it brings back nostalgia of when he was dared to eat them as a kid by his sister
Poleaboo wishes he could be a kid once again and have no stresses is his life
>>59232494
yeah that bangs
No Role Modelz is my favourite
Wet Dreamz too
other thread is on 300 posts
janny's not gonna like this one bit
>>59232379
You should cut your dick off and fully transition into a girl
>>59232525
you were saying it without knowing the meme?
>>59232528
>ignoring me
Wow rude
>>59232334
You'd be sweating with a jumper on at the very most it's long sleeve T shirt
Eurovision is so gae
>>59232394
I'm over that, friend
>>59232479
Just hanging in there until 23rd May when I can crack open the truth
Not applying for jobs as I have that airport waiter interview lined up though I probably won't get it
Also need to arrange an appointment with that recruitment agency my NU-TRXX mentor told me about
>>59232489
Good afternoon to you too
>>59232554
i'm wearing a jumper and it's like 13 rn haha
>>59232416
>>59232442
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>>59232468
this is actually hilarious
Might go for a walk but it will be too warm for my doggo. Too warm for me as well ha ha ha ha ha
The normies have the wireless tuned to a popular music station. I can feel my pineal gland calcifying.
>>59232594
put an ice cube up your arse
>>59232551
Had no idea mate and I'm pretty good with memes. I said it at work yesterday like 400 times
>>59232594
Take some water for him and have a rest under a tree at some point :3
Roberto Martinez? Nah, not for me
Having some lunch and then back to "work" I.e. shitposting on here for 3 hours
>>59232594
My puppy is sleeping lol
>>59232646
sacked soon 2bh
>>59232601
>it's a half caste London black man talking into a microphone for 2.5 minutes about his love for a girl he shagged over the top of a four-on-the-floor EDM beat that is currently somewhere in the top 20 UK charts episode
ah yes very impressive
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ah yes how wonderful
anyone else get sick of posting the same fucking memes and /brit/ shit every god damn day
11 more years of paying for my daily dose of liberal, PC, pro-EU propaganda.
11 more years of paying for only the half of the news the PC enforcers want me to hear.
Joy.
Why is Nick Griffin doing the sign language on BBC News channel?
>>59232416
>>59232442
>>59232453
>>59232456
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>>59232463
>>59232468
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Well BBC, you only have yourself to blame.
This has come about because of the massive lack of trust British people now have in you. Gone are the days your word was gospel. As such, what use is a state media channel no one believes?
You shouldn't have waged war on white people with conservative sexual preferences. They are the majority, whether you like it or not.
>>59232685
You could always fuck off to your own general rather than poisoning this place with your unwelcome presence.
>>59232720
How's Sargon's step-daughter doing?
taking a chance
>>59232685
umm, have you tried getting your own gimmicks sweetie? x
So no change then. Left wing bias, PC overload and employing every weirdo to be uber diverse.
BBC should go subscription only so I don't have to pay for this trash.
>>59232675
possibly in the morning
>>59232691
t. mad paki
>>59232723
A fellow HYS connoisseur I see. I don't even read the articles anymore; just read the comments for a laugh.
>>59232744
Very well, he's thoroughly cucked the father.
doing a hello
back hurts a lot after only standing up for 2 hours LOL
really need to work on my posture
>>59232701
Kek.
Why is there a sign language guy there anyway? Is it a new thing?
Hang on a minute, the BBC is funded by the TV licence fee and revenue it raises from the sale of it's programmes; so what the hell is the Govournment doing changing thing without OUR say so. UK Govournments are becoming more like dictatorships lately; could someone remind them that they for US the people.
>>59232769
same here pal
>>59232680
They're playing so-called Ellie Goulding now I think, there have been a few wonderful BME accents though.
>>59232682
>>59232754
You're not forced to pay the TV licence m8
>>59232789
/runs his hand down your leg
H-hi...
>>59232723
>bbc
>state media
Lel
Oh good. Hopefully they can stop all this PC namby pamby drivel, help re-install the backbone into Britain, and not be called a racist, just because I disagree, if only ever slightly, with the far left.
I also expect anyone who abuses children who works at the BBC to stand trial whilst they are still alive!
In other news, pigs have been registering with the civil aviation authority.
Had a proper nice sandwich from this new place
Mmm
eating a lovely cool tub of haagen-dazs belgian chocolate
quite nice
>>59232252
>tfw I walk down that street every week
>>59232789
>>59232819
why is 95% of the homoposting in /brit/ done by ausgaylians?
Neighbour is genuinely down on his hands and knees cleaning between the cracks of his paving
Why the fuck would you bother
Time to break up this Left wing propaganda machine
Sick of funding it without any option.
Giving jobs to people because they're ethnic , whilst your qualified white
British man doesn't stand a chance
Disgusting !
Tear it apart and rebuild this once great Company
And don't even get me started on the ridiculous salaries for some of the talentless stars
>Oh good. Hopefully they can stop all this PC namby pamby drivel, help re-install the backbone into Britain, and not be called a racist, just because I disagree, if only ever slightly, with the far left.
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
*grabs you by the neck*
*slams you by the wall*
DON'T TOUCH ME batty boi
>>59232846
mine wasn't a homo post you fucking arse
>>59232846
Well there is one legitimately gay auslad who posts quite a lot and spams gay pictures so it's probably down to him.
>>59232859
saw some dickhead mowing his front lawn earlier
told him to have a word with himself
Having a clean of the old paving lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10191547
http://www.strawpoll.me/10191547
http://www.strawpoll.me/10191547
http://www.strawpoll.me/10191547
http://www.strawpoll.me/10191547
tres importante poll mein effendim
who /excitedtoseeournigewipethefloorwithdave/ here???
cunt WONT know what hit him LMAO
>>59232859
Is he old and retired? Old people love to tend their gardens and all that shit; gives them a reason to live.
>>59232870
There's people on /brit/ right now that actually believe shit like this - 59232868, 59232831 and 59232754 for example.
dropped a load of sniff in between the cracks in my paving last night, trying to dig the fucking grains out because I'm having withdrawls
fat autistic kid over the road keeps watching me, he's wearing pokemon pyjamas for fucks sake
Government idea (stolen from stellaris): Democratic consensus
Very small government with direct democracy on every issue. People vote using smart phone as. The government purely exists to make sure the will of the consensus is carried out.
Spilled some fish sauce on the carpet in my room an hour ago and it still stinks a lot
Not my favourite gimmick if I'm honest
I'm going to migrate to the lounge room if the smell isn't gone in an hour.
Will keep you updated lads.
>those powerpacks that for absolutely no reason take up more than one point due to their weird shape or size
ah yes very nice i like it
>>59232905
all me mates would see my tiny knob
>>59232907
our david does a good job in these debates . i trust him
nige can be btfo by nicola or leanne LOL
>>59232917
>59232868, 59232831 and 59232754 for example.
do you honestly believe anyone is going to go back and search for that post manually?
>>59232917
You do realise that the content of all those posts you mentioned has been copied and pasted from the comment section of the BBC article about BBC reform that Tories are ushering in, right?
>>59229555
ahhh yes very...impressive. NOW
>>59232907
you don't understand
all cameron has to do is show up, let farage rant about homos with HIV ruining the economy and romanians clogging up the motorway, and he's already won the debate
it should've been are IDS or Gove debating him
i used to be brony in 2012 lads
The city-state is the true foundation for happiness and harmony
>>59232918
Might semi-ironically buy some Pokemon pyjamas now
Business idea: Collect used heroin needles then take a bath in them
>>59232723
>Well BBC, you only have yourself to blame.
>
>This has come about because of the massive lack of trust British people now have in you. Gone are the days your word was gospel. As such, what use is a state media channel no one believes?
>
>You shouldn't have waged war on white people with conservative sexual preferences. They are the majority, whether you like it or not.
>>59232935
nobody gives a fuck
>>59232980
you didn't...
>>59232950
No one, and I mean NO ONE knows more than the EU and the UK then our nige.
Great prepared to see the leader of the so-called """"conservative""" party to be BTFO
>>59232927
this would work if countries did as I suggest and balkanise to the extreme . all we need for countries to no longer pose a significant military threat or economic/political imbalance of power is for admin territories to be of no more than 30 million but the smaller the better. No one will buy it though because they've been convinced that many states = back to the middle ages
>>59232984
post pics if you do
>>59233011
How delusional are you
>>59232996
the jannys at my local hospital sell used needles they take out of medical waste to junkies on the seafront
t. aunt works in the hospital
>>59232997
You a bit new to this gimmick mate?
>>59233003
yeah, stopped watching after the episode where twilight sparkle became an alicorn though
don't even know if the show is still running, don't care
There are more pleasurable ways of getting pozzed, lad.
>>59232966
>tfw farage will be proven right in every point 2 weeks later but no one will care.
>>59233031
dont ever talk to me or my wifes son again
@59232952
Certainly not thick niggers like you.
Dear post number 59233002,
Daily reminder that no one itt enjoys your posts :))
>>59233038
That is unbelievably grim if true. Doubt it's true though.
Lads what are your cereals of choice? If it isn't crunchy nut then you have an illness.
I'm shit at words that follow
>>59233065
you calling my aunt a liar?
If you're an animal then get on the floor
>>59233057
says you
>>59233065
it's not true, I make up stories for my nephew to make my job sound interesting
t. that lad's aunt
>>59233044
BAHAHAHAHAHA
isn't it a show for 5 year olds?
please never admit this to anyone irl
>>59233027
OK :3
>>59233071
Porridge with milk and honey. Sometimes I have a bowl of fruit and fibre at night if I'm hungry.
>>59233011
Reality check. Take it all in kippers. In fact you should all just vote in so at least you can pretend to be on the winning side
>>59233090
tits or gtfo
Why are leavers angry about the Nigel vs Cameron debate?
They're even threatening to sue itv
me & my m8s
>>59233071
Weetabix
>>59233071
Fruit & Fibre
making a right pig's ear of this bacon sandwich haha
>>59233095
i convinced one of my normie friends to watch it once and he became a brony too desu
>>59233103
>relying on polls
ah yes, VERY impressive. Wonder how that turned out for the Labour voters in May 2015
Right lads I am going for a walk, I have decided. Back in a bit.
>>59233122
think they wanted to use boris but tories won't allow it. would be epic for the inevitable civil war mash up poster alone
>>59233103
Reminder that polls showed Scotland voting to leave
>when an american replies to you post
>>59233157
Enjoy x
>>59233122
Nigel isn't part of the official leave campaign
It should be Boris or Gove
Vote Leave knows Farage is a liability and that remain are using him to make the leave campaign more toxic
>>59233176
BOO! YOU'RE POSTS SUCK!
I cast a spell on you
and now you're mine
*tummy rumbles*
grrrr lol
>>59233146
uhhhh pretty sure he wasn't a normie then
>>59233096
hnnnnnnnnng
*starts a kickstarter fund for them*
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
i wonder if england was voting for english independence rather than uk independence would ulster still want to go with them?
>>59233122
Farage is controlled opposition
ah yes, looks like my runt farm is developing well.
*closes /brit/*
>>59233214
he literally proposed to his girlfriend under the eiffel tower in paris a few months ago
if that isn't normie tier i don't know what is
>>59233226
English independence? Right sunshine, you're nicked, 20 years for inciting racial hatred
quite angsty atm lads haha arghhhh aha
>>59233168
Majority showed them staying though like the polls for the EU
>mfw I'm Scottish and voting to remain
Someone explain to me why the SNP all won't vote to leave.
They'll get another referendum then?
>>59233216
These are quite qt too
I have somehow got
Away with everything
Anything you ever did was strictly by design
But you got it wrong
And I'll go anywhere but there
>>59233258
show us a picture of his bird
>>59233267
Haha you right wingers really are the victims lol
>>59233149
Undecided voters always go for the status quo
>look at the clock
>it's 13:37
every fucking time
>>59233249
Are you a Slav?
yasuho hirose
>>59233303
hang on I know those lyrics
*does a google*
ah yes, very good, carry on
>>59233295
Because the SNP don't really want to leave the UK, it's a fucking ruse.
>>59233226
>>59233267
what's going on here then
right 59233226 I'm nicking you for inciting racial hatred and disturbing the peace
59233267 ooh we've got a special booking for you sunshine. Impersonating an officer of the law - everyone knows there's no white police officers allowed in the Met any more
>>59233349
You talk far too much
For someone so unkind
I will wipe the salt off of my skin
And I'll admit that I got it wrong
And there is grey between the lines
>>59233267
the english made that rule up themselves so they wouldn't be faced with the question of losing clay. uk independence is your most cowardly act.
>we want independence
>but only if these lads come with us because we can't stand on our own
fuck sake. scotland was willing to enter a new depression for their sovereignty. grow some balls.
>>59233315
haha 1337 bro nice!
>Fartinez
>>59233220
You need to stop
>>59233305
nah
she's not ugly or anything though, probably about a 7/10
*runs my fingers through my hair*
>tfw was relatively "popular" in school
>tfw friends with turbonormies
>tfw I'm a kissless virgin autist
How is this possible?
I am going fishing for the day and (You) are going to stay in your room.
>>59233366
let me stop you right there, sikhs are bro tier
>>59233315
1337 H@x0rzZ report in!!
>Martinez sacked
>Moyes returns to Everton
Thoughts?
listening to the beautiful genre that is grime.
>>59233406
WE ARE LEEJUN XDDD
>>59233366
What a shit gimmick
Fuck off back to brit/pol/, you spastic.
>>59233406
>>59233424
worst type of shitposting
umMMMMMMM who heres LOVES wanking??????? :)
>>59233300
[spoiler]buy some[/spoiler]
>>59233405
(they actually are tbf I've got a gudwara near me and regualrly pop in for some food when I cba to cook)
having a wank to kimmy granger lads
>>59233448
I hate aussies
>worst type of shitposting
>>59233207
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>>59233402
It just happens. I never got bullied, look ok, have enough friends, going ojut on weekends etc. Basically normie yet I'm a 23yo kv
>>59233477
all me
since ive cut back to wank 1-2 times a week i am become death destroyer of worlds
>>59233455
isn't that food for homeless people?
>pic related is a common opinion in England
They even voted for this man to have a position of power even after he said this
>>59233477
hate brits with a passion
>>59233482
What the fuck is wrong with us? We've got to have something wrong with us that females can see, right?
>>59233414
He's going to Celtic
>>59233452
Considering copping but they're in Burgerland
>>59233455
Bit scummy
>>59233491
nah bruh its for anyone
part of their religion is that they have to offer hospitality to anyone and everyone
>>59233514
aussies are brits
*slides into /brit/*
*crowd laughs*
/brit/ I need to borrow your toaster
*rips toaster out of wall*
*crowd laughs*
*runs back into my apartment*
*lights and power cuts out*
*scene cuts to credits*
>>59233488
oh... so you the type a nigga that fall for the no fap meme...... embarrassing desu..........
>>59233509
I wonder which religio-ethnicity this man belongs to
>>59233509
I keep seeing that quote, but never any source and Google doesn't show up anything.
Where is it from?
>>59233561
sheeeit mang
>>59233547
how is it scummy, they've got bare food they don't give a shit
>>59233300
F E E T
E
E
T
>>59233514
I agree, all brits should be killed
>>59233559
good post
>>59233561
i should kill you for that post you seething little runt paste
