Winnie the Pooh edition
cara
Favourite Tim Curry movie?
>>59229500
>>59229501
massive wew
fucking hell the state of /pol/ these days
Can I get a red exclamation pls
gonna make me some of these lads
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/13/how-to-make-perfect-cucumber-sandwiches
shame I only have green tea
>>59229524
wew c:
>>59229492
>>59229514
Clue
10/10 comfycore
Is it Israeli independence day today?
*serial kills*
︃>︃>59229533 (You)
All out of red (!)s at the moment but can offer a black (You).
>>59229533
Finally got around to watching Drive last night
Have spent the whole morning pretending I am The Driver, might pick myself up one of those scorpion jackets
>>59229514
The Muppets treasure island
free armour trimming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK3JL033aRI
Rate my freestyle, aha cheers la
If Jews rule the world then how did they let hitler not only come to power but kill Jews?
>>59229580
was it good then?
>>59229589
*hands you my full rune*
thx :D
>>59229498
Cara was made for big Holland cock.
>>59229576
thank (You) it's been a long time :)
>be American
>Want to reproduce
>"I'm sorry, ma'am, but before you make that final push, I just need you to sign this paper remortgaging your house"
>>59229608
Loved it
>>59229603
It was all part of the master plan
What's the deal with all the Uncharted hype? Doesn't look that interesting of a franchise desu.
>>59229628
I will download it then
>>59229603
6 million white gypsies, white cripples and white Poles were killed. The Jewish overlords forged documents and bought testimony that they were in fact Jews.
They paid some actual Jews to goon a diet and snuck them into the camps right before they were "liberated", and BOOM - decades of getting a free pass and a new county where they could be openly racist and war against their neighbours to their hearts content.
>>59229512
Just stole a £20 watch in Tesco.
Still sitting in their café charging my phone and using their WiFi.
Stole a fuck load of shit yesterday too.
Them security tags are extremely easy to remove covertly.
430
>be American
>reproduce
>doctor about to hand me my baby boy
>"I'm sorry sir there has been a complication: your son has been born with too many penis molecules. We will have to cut off some of his penis molecules."
>ah yes doctor, very well please proceed
going to go sit in the sun and have a cheeky smoke lads
Watched Civil War lads, the cap films are better than the rest of the marvel ones desu
*tummy rumbles*
oh heck haha
>>59229676
>>59229654
Pretty fun action platformer adventure games 2bh.
>A requirement to provide distinctive content and services, and a focus on underserved audiences, particularly those from ethnic minority backgrounds
![5060317350040_280_IDShot_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iVVHmtA.jpg "5060317350040_280_IDShot_3[1].jpg")
>>59229701
Sounds like you need some of these
>It's a waiter calls out the owners even though that would never happen episode
Fucking Ramsey Nightmares
>>59229677
just done an ABP to all Tesco stores in the UK
game over kiddo
>Be a boy in America
>Show signs of testosterone
>"Sorry, lad. Have to pump you full of chemicals to remove those wicked traits"
>>59229735
>ABP
?
>>59229757
All boints pulletin
>>59229682
>the Rabbi WILL be sucking the blood off of the penis won't he doctor?
>oh yes yes, that's all included in the bill
>ah, very good
>>59229547
but that is hungarian
>>59229757
think he meant APB, it's a yank term though
>line manager is off
>MD is out of the office
>people still expect me to work
hahahahaha
*puts feet up on desk*
hahahahaha
*clicks update on /brit/*
hahahahaha
>>59229691
Alri
>>59229757
"All Points Bulletin". A message to all rozzers in the area to be on the lookout for a suspect.
Putting pomade in my hair
>>59229729
fucking meme sausages
bet they're from waitrose n all
>>59229808
Tesco
>>59229793
Love shitposting from work
Putting pomegranate in my hair
>can't go to Morrisons with mummykins because I have to wait for a package to be delivered
>>59229793
good post
>>59229735
I'm in Ireland. Tesco WiFi just gives me a UK flag since it's BT.
fucks sakes lads
my internet missus' internet mother-in-law is staying in our skype chat for the weekend
cor she doesn't half whinge!!
mothers-in-law eh
>tfw you get lured for your bank
>>59229795
alri
Exactly 5 weeks until we leave the EU. Can't wait.
>>59229839
enjoying this gimmick
>>59229839
>mate had an internet gf and now he lives with her in Norway
Normally internet gfs are memes
>>59229855
>thinking we'll leave
ah, I see you're at the denial stage of grief
>>59229855
The actual leaving process will probably take a couple of years
Putting punani in my hair
>>59229888
If they don't just make us vote again until they get the result they want.
>>59229892
Freshen up your punani
punani punani
fresh up your punani
for your boyfriend
me and the lads
>>59229888
>Couple of years
This
Cutting down all the tentacles the EU put up your government's ass will take a while
I thought you lot said the Tories were going to break up the BBC?
>>59229881
there's clearly something wrong with girls who look for bfs on the internet
Why do you sometimes lose your sense of smell temporarily after catching a cold?
Best pomades imo would recommend to all you lads
>>59229933
This isn't r/UK m8
*yawns loudly and stretches*
>>59229852
just woke up
>>59229934
They met because they were in the same WoW guild lel.
Sounds autistic but he's quite normie, she's unattractive though.
>>59229933
I think you'll find what I actually said was the bankers the bonuses tax the bonuses the footballers' wages the bankers the NHS 90%.
>>59229949
what sort of hair does it give you
seen this recommended on /fa/ a lot
Post your faces when we inevitably vote to stay in the EU
>>59229926
Who's the chap in the suit
>>59229961
I'm sorry are we boring you?
>>59229982
The rising star of Germany
How much are your wages increasing by? Is 4% good?
>>59229961
*tickles your armpits while you're stretching*
>>59229970
Yes, that makes sense, lad.
Cheers, big ears.
>>59230007
Got a cheeky 50p increase from Gideon
>>59229980
>>59229980
There's a really qt girl that works at the Tesco phone desk.
How do I ask her out? She's really pretty.
>>59229979
a yuppie-slick-back-hipster-cunt look
>>59229980
>>59230048
"do you want to go out?"
>>59230048
chit chat with her and then ask her what she's doing after her shift
>>59230048
she has a boyfriend
>tfw surname is rothschild but i'm poor as fuck
>>59229979
Reuzel green makes your hair a bit greasy and has good hold that you can manoeuvre throughout the day
Crystal lake is a water based and does the same as reuzel green but without the greasiness
>>59229980
>>59230067
This.
>>59229980
>>59230075
sounds like you were screwed out of your inheritance, for a small fee I can help sort that out for you lad
>>59229980
>>59230062
I don't know how to chit chat. Plus she's buzy working.
>>59230050
post a photo of your hair lad, considering copping
>>59230042
Is Thailand voting on the EU?
>>59230048
Follow her home from work and post riddles through her door that leave subtle clues to your identity and your intentions .. of course.
>>59230104
phone her?
>>59230104
learn how to and wait for a lull to begin
>>59230076
batty boy hairdresser
Just made a fake email and instagram, inc pics and bio etc of a non existent yank lad, in order to request follow of my ex gf.
I think this is hands down the most autistic/creep thing I've ever done but I'm starting to lose the image of her face and I'm dying to see her.
>>59230118
>>59230118
Do you not see my indifferent face?! You silly.. Silly.. SILLY.. man.
brb noodles are ready
>>59230147
Get compliments on my hair every single day, friend. Maybe you should start caring about your appearance, too.
>>59230048
She's going to be telling her mates and bf later about a creepy guy who chatted her up at work
t. gf works in retail
>tfw 50k salary
>tfw 23
Literally why would you not be an actuary
>>59230176
( ._.) . o O ( noodles )
>>59230187
do they compliment anything else?
New Instagram logo looks really gae
>>59230197
What qualifications does that require?
>>59230200
good post
>>59230197
seems hard really. being an accountant is a lot easier, you won't get the same starting salary, but it starts getting more comparable over the course of your career.
having it away
>>59230197
I'm not good at maths
>>59230205
kek
>>59230225
you need a CAA. to get a graduate scheme where they help you become one, you'll need a degree in actuarial science, mathematics, maybe economics. but something very mathematical
>have 50k salary
>can only afford a terraced house in Britain
>>59230197
I was maybe gonna be then I dropped out of uni. Wish I had done one of those internship scheme things straight out of school. I fucking said to the career counselor woman in school that I would consider going to work rather than uni and she blanked me.
>gotta go to muh university so that we can keep our %-of-students-who-go-on-to-uni high, er, I mean for your personal development
>>59230164
Did it work
>>59230197
I used to work with Actuaries in Reinsurance, its a tough job that requires a lot of concentration, the ability to work with a lot of data at once and come to a reasoned decision based on statistics and information. From that decision possibly billions are risked by others.
You should all move to Australia, you'll make more money and have a bigger house
Except for Rasheeds, you can stay put
>>59230269
Sounds too hard t bh
Having another dominos for lunch
>>59230197
pretty boring job desu m8
>engineering masterrace
>>59230287
Literally just done it and she's in a different timezone so I'll have to wait and see
>>59230131
top banter
>>59230133
how do i learn?
>>59230294
Australia is every englishmans birth rite. I will claim your land skills or no skills
>>59230294
Why would I move to Australia when I could move to New Zealand or the US?
>have 50k salary
>have any job I want with 100k starting
>>59230272
is the reason i agree with >>59230294
>>59230353
new zealand is poor and US is impossible to move to unless you're a celebrity
>have 50k celery
>make one fuck-off big salad
>>59230190
I said like only a few words to her.
>>59230382
belter
>have 50k salary at 20
>lie on anonymous image board
>>59230370
Why do you want a big house so much? No one wants to live in a small house, but having more space than you need seems unnecessary to me.
>>59230363
And what would that be?
Fookin legend
>do a maths degree
>300k starting
why haven't you lads done this yet
>>59230197
How do I become one?
going for a quick shower
>see picture
>click thread
>hmm sure we have alot of brit posters today in v4
>>59230413
im shit at maths
Farage having televised boxing match with Dave
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36273499
>>59230402
>uni at 17, finished at 20, passed my exams at 23, got hired , ez
>>59230404
spacious rooms and high ceilings are blessed, having a nice garden is important too and youre not getting that shit in a terrace senpai
>He didn't invest in Apple
£10,000,000 starting here
>>59230380
>NZ
>poor
Hahahahaha you goon
You're absolutely right
first exam in 2 weeks lads hahaha
>>59230446
Chances are it wasn't taught well at your school, don't be put off m8
>>59230513
Don't know how to actually study for exams desu
Usually just wing it
does smoking weed make a cold better lads or will I just feel worse?
>Downing Street says the PM will not debate against other senior Tories.
what a pussyboi, like, really
pussyclart
>>59230550
yes also it cures cancer
>>59230458
unironically reckon Farage would spark him
Big Dave's chin looks like it was made by Pilkingtons
>>59230535
i've always been shit at maths ever since i was a little kid
i always excelled at english though
>tfw useless skills
Keep on banging my toes on chair legs
>>59230550
it makes everything better senpai
who /stoned/ here
Rate my thing
Will Farage resign if ukip lose the referendum?
my puppy is sleeping lol
>>59230606
Obviously not because it's got nothing to do with UKIP
>>59230458
>>59230606
think he'll just kill himself desu lad
>>59230606
He's not involved with Vote leave anyway, technically it has nowt to do with UKIP, although Carswell and a few others endorsed it
>>59230384
I'm obsessed with her now but I'm so ugly. -_-
Why is everyone so obsessed with conquering kings landing? All the other cities like Meereen etc look a million times more grand
>immigrants coming to britain and going on bennies is good for the economy.
Explain
>>59230665
Ah yes, being on benefits is bad unless your white!
>>59230662
because if you control that you control the crown ya spaz
that boy needs therapy
wife's son is going to grow up to be just like his father :)
>>59230702
Nobody is saying that being on benefits is good except """people""" on benefits
>>59230662
>All the other cities like Meereen etc look a million times more grand
Because they're bloody miles away
the programme is sort of fucky with distances but in the books westeros is South America-sized
Space Engine lads
>>59230702
White British are somewhat entitled to bennies as they have theoretically paid into the system and are our fellow coubtrymen
>>59230652
This.
>>59230745
me on the right
>>59230763
Do immigrants not pay national insurance?
>>59230776
How did that meme originate? I can't even remember
>>59230722
But what does it matter if it loses all actual power and influence?
They've even outright explained that the peasants don't give a fuck who's in charge as long as life goes on as usual.
They could just take everything around it and never bother
>>59230787
There are a lot on bennies that have never contributed
>>59230811
i dunno mate, i was having a dream, i was wanking over some fat bird's tits when this twat turned up
GoT books are arse desu, what's the series like?
>>59230856
>>59230631
MEME POLITICAN
He will NEVER NEVER NEVER be an MP
>>59230856
Very normie
shutup you stupid fucking swag idiots
>>59230883
>ass
Fuck off yank
ideology idea: wage war for cool looking borders
>>59230901
Pakis are mocking us again
>>59230827
>>59230827
>>59230827
>>59230827
>>59230827
>>59230840
Just like there loads of native brits scrounging of the system
Hate that I can't wear sunglasses without looking like a twat
>>59230883
I miss when Arya was cute
>59230945
>6 minutes ago
Nice try, Rasheed
>>59230947
>"""""""Native brits"""""""
non white born in Britain would be grouped in here
>>59230947
That number would probably be the same no matter how many native people were on benefits
need cock
>>59231029
How
>>59231023
>Brit
Brit is an inclusive term to include pakis and blacks. White people use Welsh English or Scottish
>>59230996
Same
She's an absolute pig now. Even the makeup and clever camera angles can't hide how ugly she is.
Really don't get the "white people claim benifits/rape kids too!" Argument that is supposed to invalidate any argument against Rasheeds.
If you were being punched in the face would it be OK for someone else to join in as you were already bring punched?
>>59230947
As if that makes fucking £20bn and unskilled immigration during a time of youth unemployment a non-issue?
Why does New Zealand think they can reply to me?
>>59231164
I know, sheep shaggers should fuck off
Imagine if you were in an argument and you posted an anime picture
Just imagine how badly you'd fuck yourself over if you actually did that haha like completely invalidated
Why don't we just give the means of production to the workers?
>>59231102
If you were being punched in the face by a white person, would it be OK for everyone to assume all white people punch people in the face?
>>59231055
Govt is always going to borrow money and give it to people
>immigrants take jobs and push natives onto benifits
>"immigrants contribute to the economy"
VERY impressive
>>59231197
If the only prerequisite for being a "white person" was worshipping a book that was essentially a manual on punching non-"white people" in the face, yes
Need to be fucked like a slut
>>59231034
>>59231230
Umm... do you mind mate
workmen downstairs fixing stuff, trying to just stay out of the way so they don't talk to me about football, already filled a pint glass with piss rather than walk past them to the bathroom.
>we have a serious problem with white native paedos
>therefore we should import some brown ones for good measure
Impeccable logic
What clothes to normies wear lads?
I'm an autist on a mission to become a normie
>>59231208
Yeah immigrants take jobs from the big jobs pot, the pot with the fixed amount of jobs an economy has
Are blacks allowed on this thread? If not, then I'll take my leave with haste
>>59231257
Fuck me daddy
>>59231299
make sure that's all you take. We're watching you jigaboo
>>59231299
everyone on here is black
>>59231299
yes
Poor whites are as bad as pakis
>>59231270
>all that degeneracy
Just go whatever you were doing you mong, most likely they won't even talk to you anyway, maybe just an "alright mate" but nothing else
Talk about Newcastle and Norwich being relegated last night if you need to
>>59231299
British blacks are super integrated
Pakis and Muslims OUT though
>>59231299
clearly not, fuck off.
>>59231361
you can fuck off too cuck
>>59231299
Fuck me with your nigger dick
>>59231342
bit classist
>>59231361
fuck off wog
>>59231342
Have you tried... kill the poor?
>>59231347
It's stupid and I know it, if they were anywhere else it would be fine but I don't like having strangers in my house, it bothers me immeasurably.
Just had a subway lads
Foodstuffs that no one really knows whether they're good or bad for you:
>eggs
>coffee
What else?
Why should I care that immigration means lower wages for unskilled workers? I'm not an unskilled worker, I actually paid attention in school
>>59231327
It's genetically impossible for me not to take something
Opted for fish today lads
Based 3 quid deal
I'm a Paki and I'm voting UKIP
>>59231452
>Aston Villa
>>59231446
>why should I care about my own people
Bizzaro-rorke
>>59231379
>cuck
How old are you?
>>59231443
>eggs
Slippery slope lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHAFMFFQlkI
>Why should I care that immigration means lower wages for unskilled workers? I'm not an unskilled worker, I actually paid attention in Islamic school
>>59231482
Are you implying I'm young?
