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My boy Scott Edition
yuri
chicanos itt
>>59223538
That Chicano looks Amerindian as fuck.
do something interesting so ican sleep
>>59223579
fuck off you stupid weeb nobody cares about your lesbian gook porn
>>59223595
>entertain me!
My name is Scott. Who wants to take a piss with me?
>>59223625
dont you give me that dopey look motherfucker
>>59223595
14 yo girl/10
I want to pee with my boy Scott.
>>59223595
I'll make a (You) appear just for you.
>>59223617
>yuri
>porn
>>59223538
>Dat profile pic
Which are you, /cum/?
>>59223639
Why dont you do something interesting for us then?
nth for don't bully!
>>59223685
alright
>>59223679
Gotta do the cooking by the book.
>>59223694
That wasnt interesting, try again autist
>When you enjoying that show you just started watching but you know that eventually you'll run out of episodes
>>59223680
vasya, of course
>>59223679
thanks for that
>>59223727
simmer down no need for insults
>>59223680
Zakhar is literally me desu
>>59223728
>Get really into a show
>It ends
>>59223679
What the hell is this?
>>59223758
You are right, I apologize
>>59223680
artyom fo sho
Any Mexicans here willing to record something on Vocaroo for me?
We should watch a movie or anime it's getting boring as fuck.
>>59223680
Artyom is G O A T
>>59223728
>When you know the series has hit its high point and will only continuously disappoint you from now on
>>59223815
What is the purpose of that?
>>59223843
Like what?
>>59223815
next...
>>59223843
you first; Say something picaro.
"te pasa andar de guarura
Mejor yo me hecho una chela
y chance enchufo una chava
chambeando de chafirete
me sobra chupe y pachanga"
>>59223844
I'll watch if you set up a stream. My internet is 3rd world tier so I cant do it.
>>59223680
>only listens to nationalist socialist black metal
>>59223680
Artyom and Zakhar remind me of myself
I'd be bros with both of them tbqhwy
>>59223904
>>59223843
omit the first line tho.
>>59223900
All you have to do is say "Food, yes? Very good!". Please exaggerate your accent and make it sound goofy.
>>59223904
English only
>>59223925
These arent fun enough, havent even cracked a smile yet
>>59223961
Ok, but my vocaroo will be in spanish.
>>59223925
dis NAY
>>59223965
did you forget your emotion chip today?
>>59223941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MaiRv65p7Z
Dunno about this
>>59223997
I wish I found it funny, I like to be happy and enjoy things with others
... is canada asleep?
>>59223915
Mine is horrible too.
>>59224044
It's ok
Is there a story behind the first one? Also the second one wasn't very patriotic more like nightmare.
>>59224006
good enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
>>59224152
>tfw no jap titcow gf
>>59224176
>tries to brainwash her with marxism
Heh, actually laughed at the second one too
>It's not in my mind
>It's not in my mind
>Na a na not in my mind
>Na a na not in my mind
>We're on an infinite line
>We're on an infinite line
>Get out of my mind
>Get out of my mind
>Ge ge ge get out
>Ge ge ge get out
>God I can fly
>God I can fly
>We're on a ladder to god
>We're on a ladder to god
>Ladder to god
>Ladder to god
>Space cunt
>Brain wash
>Star dust
>Space fuck- cunt
>Cunt
>>59224328
Well your a meany, I've replied to each one...guess I count as no one then
Who /smoke/ here?
>>59224464
uggggg me. just started smoking indoors cuz iv'e given up on life
>>59224464
>>59224484
Don't you guys now its bad for you?
>>59224464
I smoked for 10 years and switched to vape. I enjoy IPA's and gastro pubs. All true.
>>59224557
I wish that candian who posts the vaping guy with green text was still up, perfect moment right here
rate this man
>>59224378
Ok continue to ignore me even though I replied to every single one with nice comments...
>>59224588
Lunch time
>>59223844
My exams get over tomorrow so maybe day after
>>59223915
Mine too(because I live in 3rd world) but we can use syncplay
>>59224599
swine/10
>>59224599
He appears to have attributes related to that of a rather burly male.
>>59224588
playing runescape atm
>>59224599
class/10
>>59224599
Looks like the most average middle-aged white dude. Could probably have a decent conversation after a few beers as long as he isn't a sports-obsessed faggot.
>>59224637
Honestly just lonely dont be so judgemental and cynical
>>59224637
>I know what you're doing
And it's not gonna work this timeee
have you met my gf /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4_oil7ykE
>>59224692
how does he eat?
Would you go to an old fashioned english boarding school with these two fine lads?
>>59224687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzBTsNKTjo
>>59224732
British politics is literally high school-tier
>>59224748
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! no thanx. mouth sounds make me want to kill
>>59224687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwgv-SLABV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMT03iLyDbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AuxxDHLz90
>>59224732
Sorry but sam hyde and eggman arent the kind of people you would want in your school.
>>59224794
she just isn't erotic
rate this man
>>59224771
Kek, they were funny. Why are you being so anal?
>>59224837
Heh, that actually sounds like a grand time, yes
>I smoked for 10 years and switched to vape. I enjoy IPA's and gastro pubs. All true.
>>59224875
>man
That isn't a man that's a god, 11/10 would break away from the EU for
>>59224464
/smoke/ marijuana, yeah
>>59224908
Nice lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4OdIOGBW2Q
I've never seen Man of Steel but this is pretty dope soundtrack
>>59224956
Awww that frog was cute but the guy looked like he had warts all over his hand
>>59224945
>2016
>still calling it Marijuana
anyone know how to do this? i'm not getting an answer remotely like that
>>59224979
Who tf is that? (And also who tf is up smash that Lyke button) NAAMSAYEN FAAAAM
>>59225040
I'm just calling it marijuana to clarify for the foreigners who might be in this thread, so they know exactly what drug I'm talking about
Does that sound fair to you?
>>59225073
The king of Kino
>>59225098
No, it doesn't. Just call it Cannabis. Anybody, especially foreigners will know what you're talking about. Only 40+ year old Americans and Mexicans won't.
rate this man
>>59225074
Why did the guy bring the dog to the beach if he didnt want it to get wet? Dummy
>>59225043
hold on, I'll attempt it.
>>59225195
vicodin/10
>>59225240
If you're being serious, thank you. I keep just getting -2*(s+1)/(2*s+5), not anything like what is being shown
>>59225128
Literally who? THIS is the king of Kino.
>>59225163
Hey, I bet you there's at least like 10 or 20 foreigners in this thread doing nothing but lurking, not a single post, because they're trying to see average American banter to learn to English
>>59225213
Do you just collect these or some shit?
>>59225270
What film has Robert Manlet Junior even directed?
>>59225270
That is the king of joint
>>59225327
None, he's just a god at acting in them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itIyKXad68
>>59225355
fuck you mate I was hoping it was big dave but it is just some random faggot and now this is in my viewing history
>>59225351
Do you browse /tv/? I have to say it by far the best board, I dont even watch half the movies discussed there and I get a riot over the fights
>>59225359
>papa
Save that for your father please, I'm sure he wouldnt appreciate you calling strangers on the internet that
stop being smug
good night north america
>>59225359
That second one was little dark
rate this man (no bully I like him a lot)
>>59225481
You should get some sleep sister, night
>>59225412
No, the discussions are a bit too general-y for me
who /benzo/ here
I don't get why people think babies are cute. When I see a baby all I think about it how it might not even make it to 18 with all these awful diseases and shit floating around and even if they do live that long, they're probably going to be a shitty awful person just like everybody else
>>59225675
Yeah I don't find babies all that cute most of the time but I don't really think about that shit either dude haha. You sound like a bit of an edgelord.
I'm not gay but if a woman offered to fuck me I'd take her up on it namsayin?
>>59225710
>edgelord
No, I guess I'm just really jaded
>>59225675
Me neither, eventhough I wouldn't say it like you did. I just find them ugly and annoying, I mean I can't blame them, but no reason to praise them all the time.
>>59225742
>Duuude I'm sooo jaded bro like you don't even know man I look at these babies and I just think "that kids gonna be a piece of shit like everybody else maaaan"
You're just a bitter depressed faggot. Dime a dozen on this website.
>>59225784
I'm bitter and I'm high but certainly not depressed
I fell for the "runescape isnt dead" meme
>>59225829
Lol what beauty, goodnight wolkoff :P
>Be RNH
>Still using botnet flags
What's your excuse?
>>59225840
I'm bitter, high and depressed and I can still see through your shit my nigger.
>>59225871
its not as active as it was 8 or 9 years ago but its still got a strong playerbase
>>59225878
I don't use reddit flags
Think I might become a mountie, even though I have equinophobia.
>>59225991
Do you think horses are skary?
>>59226011
I do, when I was 3 a lesbian told me to stay away from her horse or it would kill me. Hence, equinophobia.
>>59226021
I have a hard time trusting dudes that could beat me up. Horses can be 1600 pounds. Why wouldn't I be scared of them.
gnight /cum/
>>59226158
see ya
>>59225264
I made a mistake too, maybe the simplified circuit is wrong lol
>>59226230
Are you getting similar thing as me? I'm thinking the problem is just wrong. Thanks for trying
Gonna sleep and go ask the TA tomorrow at office hours. Thanks for trying Taiwan bro
>Been going to bed at 12:30-1:30
>Have to set alarms for 8 and 8:10
>Been waking the fuck up at fucking 5
>Slowly getting more and more tired
>It's been five days now
What's wrong lads? ;__;
O-okay /cum/, see you in a few hours ;__;
>>59226082
>I do, when I was 3 a lesbian told me to stay away from her horse or it would kill me. Hence, equinophobia.
Fuckin crazy ass horse girls. Look at what they've done to you my boy.
>>59226692
I dated a girl once who was into horses. I knew it wasn't going to work out because of the horses, so it was no big deal when it did. Her horse was named after a famous black guy which set off my cuck alarm.
>>59226730
>Her horse was named after a famous black guy which set off my cuck alarm.
top kek.
Yeah, horse chicks are fucking weird as fuck man. They give me weird fucking vibes. I don't know what it is, like if the memes are true and they let the horses fuck them or something. Either way, somethin ain't right there.
>>59227033
go to sleep
>>59227115
>>59227195
I'll tell you a bedtime story.
>>59227195
i've been posting here late at night for nearly the past year, so sure. Also you wouldn't be the first girl either although i'm assuming you don't have a penis
>>59227330
I used to work night shifts, ya. Currently unemplyed but just have a shitty sleep schedule and my school classes aren't until the afternoon. What do you plan to do as a career?
>>59224945
Old post but *How to tell if someone lives in California
>>59227462
Insha'Allah I suppose then
>>59227516
the easiest way to tell is whether or not they're a sissy
Where my mexicans at?
>>59223538
this picture got me in tears senpai.
who /early 00's/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOtkH5amC7s
>>59226972
I think the only real difference between a girl with a horse and a girl with a cat is money. They both treat their animals like people. Except one only costs a few hundred dollars, and one costs thousands. If every girl had rich enough parents there wouldn't be any house cats.
>>59227564
Don't think many of them are PST, might be to late for them. Sun sets earlier there to.
el mexicANO
https://youtu.be/8SjwO17gsqU
>>59227564
There's nothing to talk about.
>>59223579
This!
>>59227652
when will there be new things to talk about?
>>59227724
When the mods get their shit together, maybe.
>>59227652
Fuck man, just wanted to check in on my Mexican brethren. Don't need to be a dick about it. That's alright, I'll go back to doing whatever the fuck it is I do h-heh.
>>59227757
so once you get your shit together then :^)
maybe its just time to move on. Seems like quite a few other anons already have.
I was supposed to fall asleep at midnight
that was 5 and a half hours ago
who /wears panties/ here
Oh shit niggardly
>>59227912
You better be a girl, senpai.
>>59227815
it's finals week, it might pick up next week
but that's not always a good thing
I've been browsing /ck/ lately desu
>>59227868
Take some drugs or something.
>>59227815
Patience.
You weebs and your fucking cartoons i swear
>>59227929
>still doing finals
pick up the pace man, come on. Good luck tho with the remaining ones
>>59228002
well i doubt i'll be going anywhere anytime soon, so patience it will continue to be
On my way home from work, lads. Stopped my car on the side of the road to 'ave a cheeky wank yeah?
>>59228085
pics
>>59228063
oh, I'm not in school, unfortunately. just still in tune to campus life.
thanks though
>>59227912
/me/
>>59228178
do you like to wear plain ones or ones with frills? I usually wear plain white ones and sometimes some with designs
>>59229656
plain ones are nice for more casual wear but i still like frilly ones better
>>59227912
>>59228178
>>59229656
>>59229842
Y'all niggas gay
>>59229859
nothing wrong with being comfortable
>>59229859
whats gay about wearing cute clothes
Good morning real niqqas
Im trying to find something to watch that doesnt make me depressed and its not going well
would anyone actually do anything if USA openned government-funded concentration camps?
>>59232938
There would probably be mass rioting until it was reprimanded.
Besides, we technically still have Guantanamo but that's the closets we'll ever get.
hello /cum/
have a good day today ok!?
>>59233117
so besides your people rioting, you dont think anyone outside the US would do anything?
>>59234432
No.
Nobody likes us anyways so why would they?
I guess Europeans would sanction the US and possibly partake in some military action but it seems unlikely.
Can't stump him
>without a curve, if I get a 100% on final, best grade I can get in class is a C+
And that's probably above the class average jesus christ
>>59234582
>european
>'''''''''''army'''''''''''
literally the strongest and best equiped european armies are france and great britain and they have a combined army strength of 600,000 soldiers
so basically less than the DC population
>>59234684
>Tfw will probaby get 100% on my macroeconomics class
Thanks Hayek
>>59234838
The majority of their equipment is on par with ours, as is their training.
They are apathetically small, but when combined they can be a noticeable threat to the US.
>>59234842
all my other classes are golden. This one however...
The professor only lectures from spreadsheets and doesn't cover the content very well. Add that with his reputation and the fact it's a required class that only he teaches, and you're in hell
>>59235036
Sounds like my maths teacher, guy is even worse than the book. He doesn't even notify you when the scheduled tests are.
Would some Canuck kindly recite a poem for me and upload it to vocaroo?
>>59235134
leafys are too busy offering their wives to Icelanders, try another time
>>59235339
Well how good are you Yanks at Canadian accents?
>>59235485
Aboot average, eh?
>>59235485
Some of us Minnesotans are close but still have our own meme accent. There's a gril with it that posts here sometimes
>>59235650
Are you Minnesotan qt?
>>59223593
Mo he doesn't
Literally every Chicano looks like that
They look way different from Natives
t. lots of native friends, went to highschool with lots of Chicanos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>59235905
See?
Pizza saves lives, eat a slice today!
>>59233885
Day's over but thanks
>>59223680
I'm most like Evgeny
sup, dawg? what's up in da hööd?
Which 1 are u
>>59236113
I'm paler than one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA
love this movie and will smith desu
>>59236170
kek
>>59236113
None
How much does a basic bank cashier/teller make in America?
It's the job I do now but I might be moving to America next year
>>59223680
somewhere between zakhar and artyom.
Vasya is a bro though
>>59236330
24,940 USD
average pay for tellers in 2012
its probably gone up but its a pretty average job
>>59236170
Of course a Swede loves a black guy
Just like his wife
>>59237165
Isn't this reddit?
@59237155
Not even worth a You
come and play a round of risk
>>>/pol/73788146
i know you want to
*runs inside you and stabs your kidney from the inside*
psssh nothing personnel kid
>>59237540
*runs for PM and stabs your country in the back*
psssh nothing personnel kid
>>59237670
*explodes all over you*
psshh nothing personnel kid
>>59237729
*explodes all over your wife*
psshh nothing personnel kid
good morning
>>59237199
yes
>>59238529
Good morning
Are chicken wings good? I've never had it ;_;
>>59239036
How have you never had wings? They are the best with beer
>>59239036
They´re pretty good, yeah.
Eating Mexican food on lunch break. Pretty good desu. Build wall tho.
For the weebshits of /cum/ that enjoyed posting anime on /luso/, we now have a new general: >>59239850
You boys better calm down before I turn this zoo around
>>59240616
We go to /luso/?
>>59223538
/cum/ is with team rowlet right?
>>59236794
fuck off, he's a talented entertainer.
>>59242046
your wife says the same thing lol
>>59242086
dont you faggots ever get tired of spewing the same boring memes
Good morning
Morning
>>59242493
dont your wife get tired of riding the same black dick over and over?
Good Afternoon
>>59243381
>>>/Sverige traden/
>>59243394
>Afternoon
Least coast detected
>tfw banned from 4 boards
Looks like I'll be staying with you guys for a bit
>>59243508
Enjoy your barren wasteland
>>59243608
We don't harbour criminals here
We're turning you in
>>59243806
I'm not banned from /int/. I am doing nothing wrong
What would you rate this man?
I want to make my penis bigger
But how?
>>59244305
Rub it until it becomes bigger. Easy peasy.
>>59244470
Thank you neth
:^)
>>59244305
just fuck girls with small vaginas
>>59244305
You don't. Flaunt your average pecker like a man.
>>59244738
Oh boy
Here we go
I havent taken a shit in 4 days and my stoamch is going crazy, who wants to have some fun?
>>59244738
Texas confirmed for weeb shits
>>59244305
I used to think fapping stretched it out
I leave for Canada in 11 hours/cum/ :^)
>>59244884
Where ya going?
>>59244884
make sure to bring home maple syrup and a qt asian grill
>>59244833
Oh Doichland!
>>59244946
Traveling from Minnesota to Winnipeg and then to Regina.
>>59244972
Right on, I've never been there either
>>59244833
Lets get fucked up Hans
Wew lads. Bout to go to my last class of my college career. Gonna be at least 15 minutes late and am already super drunk.
Also I saw this asian chick earlier by my apartment and now she's sitting next to me on the train.
US this finally Yankee g
>>59245164
why does college in the us only take 2 years
>tfw have to get ready for work soon
Just kill me now, I can't stand another day of "the general public".
>>59245496
Depends what degree you go for
>>59244954
Shut the fuck up and take off your shirt.
CHICANOS KILLING CHICANOS IS WHAT THEY WANT
>>59245894
This is why I want to be cop though.
11 Am and Im already bored
>>59245496
Because we're so smart. ;)
Going to Mexico next month buds, Cabo San Lucas for a week
Pentecost?
>>59246607
Do that shit where you wear water jet packs on your feet.
>>59223680
VASYA
A
S
Y
A
FUCKING QUEERS
sup guys
another day, another $0.78
>>59248501
You hit that dank yet, pooman?
>>59248501
>>59248004
Always makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo
>>59248770
Satanic black magic! SICK shit!
Why does Sarah Palin get attention in murrican politics/news? She's a complete retard and buffoon.
I want to get married and have cute children and raise them and be happy but every woman I've ever dated doesn't want to commit to anything but sex and friendly company.
>>59248589
nah, gonna wait til after work
>>59249475
jimmie åkesson
called the suicide prevention hotline yesterday desu and the nice lady talked to me for an hour
>>59249476
Aren't mormon girls supposed to have a lot of kids and even accept other women besides them? And could you date an amish girl?
>>59245496
College = 2 years
University = 4+ years
>>59246607
Cool.
>>59215885
Fucking hell, that test was hard as balls.
How come no matter how well prepared I think I am, exams are always so hard?
>>59223680
Boris sounds like a bro.
>>59249703
Mormon parents seem really uptight from the minimal interaction I've had with them. Even if I mange to put aside my fedora, it seems like It'll be too much of a hassle to stay on their good side. Marrying inside a religious circle is probably my best shot at finding a tight relation ship though. I guess I should be trying it out.
Can't comment on the amish since they're not prevalent where I live.
good morning /cum/-chan
shoot the babi
>>59251706
>>59252031
I got the baby in my sights.
Permission to take the shot?
>>59252210
Do it
>>59249919
I always feel the same but still end up with a good score. I hope it all works out well for you too, anon.
>>59252210
take the shot
my 6 weeks in america was probably some of the 6 best weeks of my life
>>59252305
>>59252305
Affirmative.
Say goodnight, baby.
>>59252210
Yes. Fire at babi and will
>>59252654
>>59252771
ow that hurt
gud thing im immortal
>>59249919
>tfw hard paper tomorrow.
>>59251402
Amish seem weird anyways.
Well one of my friends is relatively strict catholic and probably the only girl I know that is still virgin. It's not like that they'd all be like this, but your chances are definitely higher there.
>>59249690
Perhaps I should do the same, not feeling so hot. Happy chemicals havent been firing very well recently, I think. But on second thought I'll just distract myself with finals work
>mfw americans show up
>>59252595
Where'd you spend it
>>59253772
California
New witcher dlc soon
>>59249690
good job anon-kun, hte first step is reaching out and asking for help, things will get better
>>59224464
Ye what you smoke son? Trukish royals for me
