Only the cool kids allowed edition
every american in this thread is a chicano
Good afternoon gents
Sissy americans
wat did they see ?~
>>59255271
Can I chill? Brought some weed and drinks.
I'm thinking about visiting Canada. Best places? I've never been
>>59255611
alberta
>>59255507
your ugly face
>>59255537
sure dude
*grabs a can of amstel*
>>59255611
Alberta
>>59255537
Indeed dutchbro
>>59255611
Depends what you're in to. I'd say go to Newfoundland, it's fucking gorgeous.
>>59255507
a benis
>>59255431
Hello
>>59255611
Neither have I, not sure what they have that we dont though
>>59255507
Chicanos
>>59256234
This pepe made me KEK
>>59256234
This pepe made me kek
>>59255611
Fuck Canada, the place you want to go is Québec.
Québec has the monopole of culture, north of Mexico.
Be sure to learn french if you want decent service.
I have decided to leave 4chan forever before unix timestamp reaches 150 trillion
>>59256234
This pepe made me kEk
>Fuck Canada, the place you want to go is Québec.
>>59256376
cringe
>>59255473
>>59255507
>>59255537
>>59255687
>>59256386
These are all posted by me
>get drunk
>buy a gun
>>59256601
good post
Which one should I get?
>>59256603
I've never shot a gun. Always wanted too,
Why did Trudeau reject American offers to help with the fires?
Is he gay?
US Forrest Fire Fighters are top tier
*sits in the corner and stares into space*
>>59256747
Le Coq
hahaha
nth for don't bully!
>>59256747
burger extreme obviously
I want to take a holiday to PEI
>>59256747
Can't read that pig latin. Poutine burger extreme looks good
>>59256760
Gets boring after a little while tbqh
Also shooting is not cheap these days.
>>59256376
k
>>59249690
It is good to speak your heart out
need a gf
>>59256833
nice place to go for relaxing holidays, but there are not many things to do once you went sea fishing, visited the charlottown place where the signed a piece of paper.
But yeah, great folks and great atlantic views.
>>59256774
I don't know he rejected everyone. He said the firemen and experts asked him to do so but those guys are working like 48s straight with no sleep and bitching about it. Could have been an opportunity too better our relations too IMO. Russia offered an olive branch and he spat on it.
>>59256789
*throws a soda can at you*
>>59256774
The dangerous fire around Fort Mac is almost over. Now it's just a middle-of-no-where fire that nobody really cares. Also all provinces sent some planes or firemen or fire women (lol) so they have enough people to do the job.
>>59257287
>soda
You mean pop, bud
>>59257042
>>59256789
I'll buy you Greenland Danny.
How much do you want?
Need a danish gf, lads
>>59257287
*throws it back at you a bit too hard*
>>59257378
It's actually soda btw
>>59257378
>pop
Fuckin nerd
>>59256760
>>59257497
Incorrect. Common mistake for Americans, it's actually called pop.
>>59257440
I'll take Vancouver
>>59257458
Here you go buddy
Feel free to fap
>It's actually soda btw
what happens in nebraska?
>It's a we shitpost about the name of carbonated beverages episode
It's still pop fyi
>>59257696
Stop jewing me out Danny. I'll give you a life long supply of Maple Syrup.
![1254089163694[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7o0srdO.png "1254089163694[1].png")
>eating whole salted peanuts and drinking sarsaparilla
tastes better than i thought it would, like a less sweet root beer
>>59257891
greenland is very valuable
i'd have to at least get half of RBC and all of Canadian Tire
>"pop"
Vote please: http://www.strawpoll.me/10195342
>>59258244
GTFO you queen dick sucker
>>59258244
i don't want to
>>59258306
>what kind of coke would you like with your meal, sir?
>what kind of coke? a sprite.
>>59258553
>implying there is anything wrong with that
>>59258244
Head back to /brit/ limey
This thread is no place for your kind
Do you drink Diet soft drinks or do you go for the full flavoured option?
>>59258244
>religion is its own ethnicity
>british education
you know what maybe you deserve the paki's
We can agree on this, right?
>>59258921
Ameribro! Please deliver us from the Monarchy Evil and spread freedom in our homes!
>>59255271
Kay is the cutest
>>59258936
>drinking the carbonated jew
just drink tea and water desu
>>59259167
furries out
i like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCejvaZbpc8
>>59258306
Quebec pls
>>59256747
what the fuck are those prices
>>59258936
Diet drinks taste so bad. I'd rather just drink water.
>>59259419
GOTTA GO FAST
>>59259422
Seriously Anglo-Canada get rid of the Queen and you kill the sovereignist movement in Québec.
Your move
>>59259167
hi /v/
>>59259500
>>59259500
Canadian dollars.
They're pretty generous meals.
How does Canada feel when they see this man?
I have nothing but disdain for weebs
Hello there my boys
I WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE 6 WITH MY WOES
>>59259950
we only listen to country music and Daddy Yankee and c-kan here
>>59260012
I listen exclusivity to Rush
>>59259615
You're sovereignty movement is a fly on the pile of shit that is Quebec, why would I care?
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Coon tunes out
too hot out
Wan 2 go to Germany but I don't want to be sad when I see its all muslim now
>>59260131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtI6ezAZNZk
this is the only song most people in my area listen to (my age of course)
>>59260357
Yeah, it's 24C outside and my appartment is already burning hot. I miss those 10-15C temps.
>>59260463
Uncultured swine
https://youtu.be/8yDarQW7UZc
I got a 92 on a final desu
cute loli butts
>>59260614
Good job anon !
>>59259807
Who dis?
>>59260614
Got an 88 on my last one. Bretty triggered I know what I missed
>>59256376
>>59259807
oy vey, please help support the Canadian economy like a good goy
Who /start drinking at noon/ here
>>59260614
Fuck off nerd
>>59261001
>>59261051
Me. I just finished the semester and I don't have work until next week
cute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navassa_Island
>>59261197
good lad
>>59255473
Sissy x sissy
>tfw color and hour have the same ending sound but we don't spell color with an ou and we do with hour
Why is this
All my parents do is sit around on their laptops of phones. Should I be worried?
>>59261468
'cause american spelling is full retard
>>59261015
It could have been so good but they had no absolutely no idea what they were doing. Then theres the shitty community that was constantly coddling them which completely halted any meaningful progression.
I hope fatfuck dies of a heart attack and the chinks run the company into the ground.
>Brazil
>India
>Mexico
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
>>59261217
New flag for worst flag threads
>>59261468
Color and hour do not rhyme.
>>59261468
They don't though
Heroes 3 is obviously goat, but I think 4 gets more flak than it deserves. IT has some redeeming aspects, I really like how your hero can evolve more.
5, 6 and so forth are okay, but feel more like homages to 3, they don't do very much.
>Guyana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
>>59261480
Are you doing the same?
>>59261678
Wew
>>59261833
>>59261847
Cul-er
Ow-er
>Pakistan is the only country that does not recognize Armenia as a state
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenia%E2%80%93Pakistan_relations
>>59261890
Guyana is a real shithole. We should have never gained independence from the UK.
t. Guyanese
>>59261890
did the jim jones massacre skew the numbers for decades to come?
![1280367121946[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/88M8qQ9.png "1280367121946[1].png")
>>59262070
good post
>>59262030
They don't rhyme because of the u. There is no reason for a u in color.
scary stuff
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Peoples_Temple_Cult_Death_Tape_Q042.ogg
Now this burger, this burger was great. They used to call him my-wife's-son Americuck. I swear to god he'd prep the bull like Louis CK.
>>59255473
Rate my village name t.bh
>>59262710
Are you the "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a memester" Poster? I liked him
>>59262925
salud
>>59262837
>Starting on anything other than hard
Hey cumbreaths, why don't you learn how to culture you mixed race faggots.
t. White European Male
How to use the word "ought"? When do I use it as compared to should
>>59263125
t. bilel
>>59263166
leaf it out m8 just avin a giggle
>>59263125
kek
>>59263150
I ought to fondle them titties
>>59263150
You ought to prep the bull.
>>59263150
http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2014/03/must-should-ought/
>>59263068
I only started on the name you fool
Plus I only like the qt mountains t.bh
>>59263150
They are interchangeable but I don't think ought is a real word. Instead of saying "I should" You can say "I ought to".
>>59263205
dumb frogposter
>>59256376
>mfw you're actually right
ahah holy shit look at all of the weeby cry babies getting hurt by the truth
How hard is it to sneak in to the USA via the Canadian border? I have a conviction for growing 420 so the yanks won't let me in legally.
Would it be easy to sneak across for a month then sneak back in to Canada?
It has to be easier than the southern border right?
>>59255271
Americans are dumb faggots tho.
They have an average IQ of 95.
>>59263486
not as many (You)s as I would've hoped tbqh.
>>59263530
Easier than the southern route but not exactly easy unless you want to spend a night hiking through the woods and speak flawless English or people will ask questions.
>>59263735
I'm British, if that helps.
I guess I could do like couple days hiking and sleep in a tent, sounds quite nice actually.
>>59263486
Beautiful post. Best in the thread.
>Would some kind Canuck recite this poem and upload it to Vocaroo for me, please?
"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.
"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.
"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"
Harold Wood, Ontario, Canada
>>59264174
i can when i get home
would you like it done in a hoser accent?
>>59263592
Americans on suicide watch.
>>59264174
Will do it in a few minutes.
>>59264216
Only if it sounds earnest, I'd like it to sound gentle and nice. Thank you.
>>59264261
Thanks. I'd like as many people to do it to get the best one.
>>59264174
My mic is fucked. Good stuff though.
>>59264452
BBC Two cutbacks?
If dubs I mastrubate
>>59263901
I meant like without an accent to prevent the inevitable "so where are you from?", "how long are you staying?". It would be easier to avoid someone who might actually look into it.
>>59264576
roll
>>59264545
No, CBEEBIES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5QvmczBj-8
>>59264627
Did you just fucking roll my masturbation post?
Holy shit give this man a medal
>>59264452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jI8Do1OGcE
I'm not very good at speaking so I messed a few lines up.
>>59264686
He gets off knowing that another man out there somewhere is jerking it because of him.
>>59264538
I know lad, it's beautiful.
>Tfw I will never have an American best friend and enjoy life and do everything Americans do over there in usa
Anyone else think the Arbys logo looks like a cock?
drugs are food
>>59265102
Dammit Canada quit ruining everyday things for me
I truly do despise America, Americans, and all things related to them. They have single handedly destroyed Western Civilisation and the World. No other nation in history has had a more destructive impact to the planet. No other population has been more degenerate and toxic. They have had many a calamitous effect onto the world, from the big things like their countless illegal wars, to the smaller things such as a regressive and barbaric culture. America will be the death of my country, with our current government following the dangerous example America has set when it comes to law, agriculture, regulations and economics. Americunts have ruined British corporations countless times, see Cadbury, Pfizer, etc.
The world will not know peace until the US has been cut down, and it's roots picked out.
>>59263592
dragged down by noggos and inbreeding
>>59265451
>Cadbury
they make the eggs right
>>59265451
kk sweetheart, do you need a kiss to make you feel better?
Pretty ded in here desu. Where's Mexico?
>>59265551
Yes. Unfortunately when they were bought out by an American company they went to shit.
>>59265451
This. America was a mistake.
>>59265590
I'd much rather have my culture that you stole from my country back.
>>59265697
>country role playing
lol
>>59265670
Agreed Canabro. And it was our fault.
>>59265451
No one gives a shit.
>>59265733
I didn't even claim to be my country you retarded cunt. I clearly said MY COUNTRY.
This is the reading comprehension of an Average American't, everyone. Look and be amazed.
>>59265451
4 people got baited so hard by this
>>59265670
Fuck off Canada!
>>59265857
k hun ;)
>>59265814
You gave enough of shit to reply, tosser. As did some others of your ilk.
>>59265857
More of it.
Shit Brit got nothing better to do?
>>59265904
>>59265941
What state is that?
>>59265872
I am being completely serious, nothing in my posts have been intended to spark outrage. Only to spread the truth.
>>59265999
Utah
The fucking useless one
>>59265999
Wisconsin
>>59265999
mormotah
>>59266030
Fuck off
>>59266022
If you wanted to spread truth you'd go somewhere people listened.
Kek baiting so hard
>>59265999
Quebec
>>59266025
pretty sure that's Denmark, m8
>>59265934
I was saying that nobody gives a shit about the content of your post, retard.
>>59265941
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/04/19/utah-governor-pornography-resolution-public-health-crisis/83221468/
>>59265906
Nice rebuttal wanker.
>>59265947
I know that you Americans don't care about your culture, but I do, and I am performing my solemn duty to defend it.
>>59266096
Now that I think of it, it's probably Norway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ghRqb5Pdw
Nigel Farage
>>59266093
this
Mormonism is clearly a francophone religion at heart, hence all that shit about interplanetary orgies
Damn it, Joe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV2gsGX_d48
>>59266127
Oh I care about my culture.
That's why I'm helping build that wall
>>59266190
if he were an artilleryman, he'd be called Nigel Barage
>>59266244
Funniest Canadian right here
>>59265033
Amerikaner gör inte bra vänner favä
>>59266211
holy shit this is an unprecedented level of autism
why the fuck was Dutdut elected? Lack of anything better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDBM8L3yq0U&list=PL8i1gX_tPrTeLpwnixDnEHJ0c6D9IvtMO
>>59266121
I hate this place so much
y/n?
>>59266085
Except you're listening, aren't you? But you're too idiotic to comprehend.
>>59266099
And I was saying that you gave enough of a shit to reply, you ugly mental stupid wanker paedophile.
>>59266223
>That's why I'm helping build that wall
I bet that you've not left the confines of your own walls for the past decade you fat shit, let alone build one.
>>59266438
>that pic
the saddest thing is that the France depicted in that image no longer exists, other than in dreams, fantasies and old artworks.
France is literally on its way to becoming Detroit right now.
>>59266295
Non-PC way of talking and allegedly kills criminals. Millennials memed him to office.
>>59266457
Take out the pickles and onions and it would be perfect
>>59266457
Take out the tomatoes and it's a y.
>>59266457
haha fat american burger
>>59266457
yyyyyy
>>59266586
cuck
>tfw brother started smoking
>tfw he was always quiet and innocent
>>59266457
No.
Burgers are the pinnacle of American degeneracy; the supreme example of your retrograde culture. Unhealthy beyond belief and hilariously superfluous. There is no need for something so small to be so fatty and unfilling. Why is there two separate pieces meat? And you do recognise that adding vegetables to shit does not make it healthy right? That small amount doesn't add to you five a day either, and neither does the corn syrup it is undoubtedly lathered over every inch of that crap heap.
The only good things to be said about burgers are American deaths that they cause by obesity.
>>59266457
Yes always
>>59266709
smoking is really cool
George zimmerman is auctioning off the gun that shot trayvon. lmao.
>>59266853
lmao, he's so crazy.
>>59266560
>take out pickles and onions
wimpy taste buds confirmed
Didn't even know James Blake dropped a new album a week ago desu
>>59266928
>In late August 2015, controversy centering on Zimmerman arose once again when his Twitter profile picture of a Confederate flag "backed by an American flag" (in his words) became better-known. Frequently criticized posts of his from August included one in which Zimmerman called Obama an "ignorant baboon";[79] one in which he posted an image of Vesper Lee Flanagan, an African-American former news reporter who shot and killed two ex-coworkers during a broadcast, and wrote, "If Obama had a son...";[80] and another in which Zimmerman typed, in response to people who wanted him killed, that the United States understands "how it ended for the last moron that hit me" (in reference to Trayvon Martin).[81]
>In September 2015, Zimmerman retweeted a photo of Trayvon Martin’s slain body posted by another Twitter user with the caption “Z-Man is a one man army”. Several days later, Zimmerman posted a letter where he said that the photo in the original tweet was marked as “sensitive” and was blocked, so he retweeted it because of the text message without seeing the photo.[82][83]
>In December 2015, Zimmerman tweeted two photos of a topless woman he claimed was his ex-girlfriend, accused her of cheating and theft of his firearm and money. He also put her phone number and e-mail address on his tweet. Less than two hours later, Zimmerman’s Twitter account was suspended by the administration of the resource according to their policy against posting another person’s private and confidential information including e-mail addresses, phone numbers and familiar photos.[84][85] Zimmerman's tweet included a statement against Muslims. He tweeted: "This is [blank]. She cheated on me with a dirty Muslim. She'll sleep with anyone."[86]
Absolute madman
>unironically putting tomatoes on burgers
Umm what are you doing sweetie?
am i cool enough
I'm in love with a grill /cum/
>>59267335
What's her name, canuckbro?
>>59267357
It's me
>>59267357
Bill
>>59267357
Lin
Yo, Bajan Canadian you here? I've always wanted to meet you, when are you coming to Stockholm again?
>>59267277
Does that mean that some people ironically put tomatoes on their burgers?
>>59267357
She's an American. Her name is Emily.
>>59267307
guess no :(
>>59267265
KEKKEKEKEKE
>>59267307
yes
>>59267335
>>59267474
basic bitch name
>>59267307
Depends if you can send me a qt Czech gf
>>59267474
That's my sister's name
>Meet qt
>See her again
>See is wearing a tank top this time
>Sleeve tattoo
Dropped.
>>59267466
Yep
I hate those people
>>59267510
thanks for being a welcoming friend
>>59267555
i'm not a czech so i don't think i have the authority to do that
>>59267551
I knew you niggas would try to guess her personality through her name
