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You know the drill edition
Kyary
leelee
spam kpop please
RIP caralad
Russell Brand
going to cancel my subscription for wow and swap for it a newspaper or current affairs magazine that will open my third eye. any suggestions? (hard copy obv)
Anyone else received their Janitor acceptance email yet lads?
I'm on the fence about the EU and Gordon brown is quite a convincing figure as he is the one who kept us out of the Euro
r8 my gross mushroom men race
>>59209134
Zoo
cute
>>59209134
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>we had a legit good song to pick
>we chose this instead
nul point incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
>>59209145
>Gordon brown is quite a convincing figure
lmao
He spent a decade posturing and bitching to try and undermine Blair. Also he bailed out the banks twice
*puts down the telegraph*
hmmmm
*picks up the economist*
Should I play Stellaris, or finally get around to playing Rome 2 which I installed over two years ago?
just sinking my teeth into some food
The internet gf
>>59209227
Empire Total War or you're Anglophobic.
20th for big arab butts
>>59209227
rome 2 was absolute dicks
>>59209201
>bailing out the banks
>a bad thing
>trying to get fucking tony Blair out of power
>a bad thing
Into LE bin you go
Brown was the best prime minister of the 21st century
>>59209134
Newspapers are all partisan. To truly open your third eye you need to independently research current affairs and come to your own conclusions.
t. man who hasn't wanked in 11 days and whose crown chakra has awakened
>>59209248
Seen her in a JAV
>>59209276
What about with mods
>>59209201
>kept us out of the Euro
>literally saved the Stay campaign in Scotland referendum
The man is magic, he was just never a leader.
>>59209151
is Stellaris just Liquor Barons in Space or Ayy Lmao Genocide Simulator?
>>59209282
Yeah I was the penis
I found that note I was talking about earlier. What was meant by this?
goodnight biii biiiiiiiii
>he doesn't read the private eye
>>59209151
what game
>>59208962
30 minutes to say "eu is shit"
absolute waste of time
Brown was a magic brave Scotsman who deserves respect.
>>59209317
nn x
Don't leave the EU just yet
Just need to leave this sinking ship for the English Midlands
Reminder that the kingdom of Essex shall rise again
>>59209227
Attila TW is much better than Rome 2
or wait for HoI4
>>59209301
DeI is good but pretty autistic
I'm from Cardiff and never considered myself northern
>>59209315
this was unironically written by a gay lad unable to come to terms with his benderness.
>>59209329
Terveisin, Gordon Brown.
>>59209082
damn that is a strong fit
Are man
Stellaris is generic sjw 4x ayyyliens shite
>>59209315
It was probably a lad. How did they get it to you?
>>59209134
>mainstream media
>doing anything but cementing your third eye shut
Pineal gland status: flatlined
>>59209329
not an argument
and you watched less than 10 according to post times.
I'm from Nottingham and i consider myself a southerner
>>59209349
Post back of hand
>>59209362
>labour
>Wales
>muh maggeh muh Tories
Wales is basically the North
>>59209416
Notts mentioned
>>59209369
I think it was.
>>59209402
I dunno. I find it one day in a notepad I didn't even know I had.
>>59209416
top shelf kek
Going to sort my holiday photos
>>59209320
>the private eye
>the
>>59209145
Ah yes, Gordon 'sell all the gold' Brown
I certainly value his opinion on an issue of this scale
>>59209416
Nottingham's a funny one desu, middle class people from Notts are basically southern but the working class are very northern
>>59209427
which are you
>>59209437
I voted UKIP
>>59209457
boris johnson a couple of slappers government massive cock up
>>59209320
Nige laughs too easily and it creeps me out. It's very sycophantic and makes him seem like a cuck.
Compare him to Trump who rarely laughs and looks like an alpha.
>>59209457
>doesn't know how the word 'the' works
>>59209315
Go after him.
>>59209411
watched it on x2 speed mate
>>59209499
Your countrymen didn't
>>59209302
>thinking Scotland staying in the union was good
I supported it at first but now I wish they had fucked off. Not only are they scroungers but I'm sick of hearing fucking Angus McHaggis every fucking week at PMQs
>>59209277
>bailing out the banks
>a bad thing
hmmm
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188012
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188012
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188012
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188012
>>59209516
t. Armchair psychologist
>>59209516
FOY
>>59209546
>supporting the bankers' bonuses
hah ha hahaha hah ah hhahhahah haha seattle
I feel a lot of shame when I feel attracted to someone, as if I was some kind of pervert. When I was younger, I could never admit to liking someone and I still have trouble with this now.
Is this normal?
10 points to whoever can work out what this is
>>59209538
I expected Englishmen and Scots to come together after the referendum but now I realise all Scots are unpatriotic cunts that deserve to be executed.
>>59209546
t. Literal child
>>59209538
>Why yes I am indeed a keen viewer of Prime Ministers Questions! I keep my finger very much to the pulse of politics!
>>59209604
A virus do not click
>>59209604
pazuzu
>>59209586
>yeah just go ahead and let my savings account disappear
>I don't care
>>59209520
>Don't mind me, I'm just browsing the /brit/
>What's that you ask? It's a general on the 4chan
>What's the 4chan? Here's an article on it on the Wikipedia
>>59209623
I'm literally the education secretary mate I have to be there
>>59209604
a dick in the shadows
watching university challange
>>59209604
some sort of castle/ruin beside a road, in front of a house
>shadiq khan
HahahahahahHa
>>59209676
you of all people should know
>>59209604
Michael Portillo cottaging
going to cancel my subscription for /brit/ and swap for it a newspaper or current affairs magazine that will open my third eye. any suggestions? (hard copy obv)
>people actually take Stefan Molyneux
seriously
jesus
Going out to Subclub lads. Hoping to pull some qts who are off their faces.
>>59209701
Take WHERE lad
watching eastenders
>>59209621
Fuck the lot of them, bunch of absolute bellsniffs
>>59209695
Financial times
>>59209636
also you too but thats cheating
>>59209651
Except 'the private eye' actually works but I guess that's hard for someone who's first language isn't English isn't it, rasheed?
>>59209701
yeh i took him alright
>>59209411
At what point did he become an anti-Muslim white nationalist?
How do you feel about the Five Eyes?
>>59209701
NOT
>>59209305
no idea
literally just started a game up and am learning the ropes of it
the interface reminds me more of Hearts of Iron sort of, or possibly a simplified Victoria
gameplay wise its hard to tell, obviously its not as military focused as HoI is, it reminds me a little of Victoria with how you have to set governors/planetary edicts/build factories and other things on a planet by planet basis, as well as system-wide and empire-wide issues
>>59209586
BANKERS
O
N
U
S
E
S
>>59209466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ToGVwO8Q4
watching supermarket sweep
>>59209738
>>59209651
>>59209520
>>59209457
>>59209320
worst conversation ever, congratulations.
>>59209732
Good weather in Wales tomorrow?
>>59209651
Ermm if you listen to the private eye podcast they regularly call it 'the private eye' or 'the eye'
>>59209690
london wall?
hello
>>59209733
Worked it out now it's a top romantic evening destination for men about town.
Just saw YET ANOTHER nigger today
When did they start fucking getting here? I´ve seen like a dozen different niggers in the neighborhood this past year. Why can't they just stay in their own countries fuck
Next thing you know a Muslim´s gonna move in
>>59209747
when he swallowed the red pill
>The Private Eye
>>59209701
Rasheed.
>>59209621
>>59209732
>tfw unwelcome in /brit/
/scot/ when?
>>59209772
>John Culshaw
Will not be watching
>skegness
>south
Toppest of lels OP
I just deleted the conversation with her.
>>59209786
And you just made it worse
>>59209808
>tfw Iceland, the last white country, is now becoming >white
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/iceland/12165357/Meet-Icelands-first-Syrian-refugees-For-us-its-the-freezer.html
>the private eye podcast
Why do I feel like the only loser who doesn't have mental health problems? I'm 20 years old no friends, never had a gf, no job.I overear people talking about how weird I look when I'm in public.
>>59209757
>filename
>when someone doesn't produce an argument
yep, Stefan is the master of using sophistry to cover up his strawmans
>if you listen to the private eye podcast
>>59209795
close enough
>>59209807
and a good spot to meet ex gfs
>>59209823
Stop being universal traitors and maybe we'll like you.
>>59209858
High functioning autists realise that they're autistic
>>59209861
AN
>why yes m'lady I MUST indirectly reply once my argument has been refuted
>if you listen to the private eye podcast
Shitting 4 times a day lads
Anus started bleeding after a couple days of this
Anyone pick their's up yet?
https://www.lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp
hold me lads
i'm almost certain i'm about to get friendzoned by this girl i've been seeing for a year but that she's too scared to tell me yet to hurt my feelings
>>59209858
Don't worry mate I'm like that too. Got one mate at home though and go to Uni.
>england and wales were ruled by italians for 400 years
weird thought
>>59209823
Alright there Nicola, how's it going?
>>59209851
What about Poland and the meme countries between that and Russia?
Potentially 79 million Muslims coming into Europe. Ah yes, very impressive.
>the word "the" triggers his autism this seriously.
Bad lad
>>59209957
what do you mean by "seeing" here?
>>59209936 (You)
>>59209884 (You)
>>59209855 (You)
>The red mist does indeed descend when an anonymous scoundrel dares to point out a grammatical error, m'lady
>>59209954
Literally for what reason would a bank promote this?
you now remember this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnvxP0H3lM
>>59209954
A few years ago I was behind a Muslim in a queue at the bank who was returning interest because they aren't fans of usery
Seems like an extra excuse by the banks to be Jewish with people's money
>-1=1
>.99=1
How can you even take mathematics seriously?
>>59209994
Potentially 79 million Muslims cumming into your ass
>>59209957
You've already been friendzoned.
>>59209986
>Implying that they aren't part of the Asiatic hordes
>Implying that they won't be swarming with refugees when the EU's new asylum policy doesn't come into effect
>using 'the' correctly in front of my favourite topical news based magazine?
>not on my pocket watch
>>59209976
They weren't Italian, they were Africans. Black Africans.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/history/evidence-of-upper-class-africans-living-in-roman-york-1914553.html
http://decodedpast.com/evidence-african-diaspora-roman-britain/6254
http://www.blackpresence.co.uk/black-romans/
https://www.reading.ac.uk/news-and-events/releases/PR270747.aspx
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/feb/26/roman-york-skeleton
Remember, saying that blacks don't belong in the UK is WRONG. They've been here for centuries and are true, ethnic and racial britons.
>>59209954
>mfw it's real
https://www.lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp
>Banking in accordance with Shariah
>There’s no credit or debit interest, no Planned Overdraft, no minimum balance required and no charges for everyday transactions.
no idea how banks and money work, but thats a good thing right? why doesnt everyone just get one of these?
le private eye
Just found some videos from when I went to Amsterdam with the lads, lads
When will Stefan Molyneux finally breakdown and go full Brevik?
>WhatsApp finally released a desktop app
downloading it rn
>correctly
Poleaboo does absolutely nothing with his day/life anymore
Nothing since his project succeeded
pls help
no idea regarding what to do and no motivation to execute any desires anyway
>>59209896
fuck off, neo-jacobite rebellion WHEN?
>>59210138
You don't get any interest on the money you have in the bank.
Most overdrafts are already interest free anyway.
A bank wouldn't go about giving away shit like this without some catch mate.
Come on guys, haha. I hate to go to bed. Stop replying to my posts constantly
>>59210069
that first equation isn't correct. sqrt(-1) is an imaginary number
dont reply to him
>>59210028
Why wouldn't they, it's 2016!
>>59210069
Sqrt(-1) has two roots.
That pic is the equivalent of saying
25=25
sqrt(25)=sqrt(25)
5=-5
>>59209785
So are you googling obscure British programming or what?
love this
she LITERALLY called him a "paki", "faggot" and "sand nigger" and instead of calling it a racist tirade like they would if she was white, they call it "insults"
>"the BBC" what do you mean m'lady?
>around these parts we simply refer to it as "BBC"
>>59210183
All Scots in the ground WHEN
>tucking into the sunday roast, reading the private eye when the wife calls me
>>59209954
I know it gets them more customers especially in england but what's the point . how are they making money off these customers
>You can be confident the money you keep with us will not be used for any interest-based or non-Shariah approved activities.
>There’s no credit or debit interest, no Planned Overdraft, no minimum balance required and no charges for everyday transactions.
>>59210172
It's literally just MSN now
>>59210178
Good
>>59210183
WHA'LL BE KING BUT CHERLIE
>>59210223
>like they would if she was white
....you know she IS white, right?
I really dislike "don't reply to him" posts because I never know who it's referring to.
>>59210138
they have interest on loans, you like "gift" them money to the bank or something. they literally offer all the same products with stupid workarounds to make it sharia compliant
>>59210176
>he doesn't understand how the word 'the' works
>>59210205
pls, I'll go insane without your acknowledgement
I'm genuinely considering transitioning
>>59210207
1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 1
1/3 = 0.333...
Therefore
0.999... = 1
>THE
@59210259
not worth the (You)
>>59210289
MATHEMATIC SORCERERS OUT!!!
>>59210230
>>59210256
WULL YE NO COME BACK AGAIIIIIN?
>>59210273
Poleaboo, 190 cm guy and/or Eire fag
>>59209954
Inshallah brother
just got a 1700 calorie milkshake. god bless the USA
>>59209954
Wait this has got to be fucking satire
Absolutely no way this is real
Fucking shariah banking?
>>59210178
>his project succeeded
what
>THE
>>59210273
it's the ultimate insult, such animosity that they will not even give each other (You)'s
>>59210223
Jewbook employees admitted they always give their newsfeed a massive leftwing bias yesterday.
@59210259
Not worth the reply
>>59210223
>Azealia Banks has been dropped from her headlining slot at a British musical festival after posting racist and homophobic tweets towards former One Direction member Zayn Malik.
>>59210171
Molyneux just goes from one scene to another to beg for money.
He was Anarcho-Capitalist, now he's Alt-Right.
He said don't vote for Ron Paul because he's a statist but advocates voting for Donald Trump.
Molyneux is a joke.
>>59210289
>.999 = 1
Mathematics is fundamentally broken
>Every noun requires 'the' in front of it
>>59210223
Oy vey you stupid goy, it's alright for PoC to call other PoC racial slurs because they don´t have white privilege!
Racism=prejudice+power+whiteness, remember that
>>59210273
Pakiboo, the yank namefag or Lisicki is who he is normally referring to.
got a fresh meme for you lads
>>59210289
Who the fuck cares about .00000000...0000001?
>I don't know how the word 'the' works
>>59210368
>>59210345
>>59210323
Thanks guys
Was having a good day until I remembered scots exist and they hate civilisation and british values.
>>59210207
Because all banks care about is making money, these accounts do not seem to allow them to do so.
>>59210332
what kind?
there's this place near me that does milkshakes for like $8 each, but they're amazing
>>59210287
>I'm genuinely considering transitioning
Sounds like you've already gone insane
>>59210289
http://www.purplemath.com/modules/howcan1.htm
>>59210415
>already
>implying he hasn't been insane for years
>>59210338
The whole phishing thing
Looking forward to my breakfast tomorrow. Going to have:
>bowl of oats made with milk and with honey added
>one slice of Warburton's Toastie bread, toasted, buttered with Flora and cut in half diagonally
>cup of drip coffee with milk added
>Explain to you how I think the definitive article works? Why bother when I can just make up rules as I go along
me on the right
r8
>>59210382
that number does not exist
>>59210355
>The Guardian = Facebook
hmmm
>>59210138
>but thats a good thing right
>no interest
>no overdraft facility
it's wank
>'the'?
>never heard of it mate
>>59210287
you should get a boyfriend
>>59210417
>Reading
lmao, what am I, a nerd?
Just summarise it for me please m89
Why do Brits always say aww bless him/her?
I'm a visiting yank and everytime I overhear a public transport conversation and third person is mentioned, they always say aww bless her
>>59210413
just a large mint chocolate chip milk shake
>you didn't make any grammatical mistakes? Let me just make up some new rules and pretend you can't use certain words!
>Why the yes, I do indeed put the word the wherever the I please
I keep giving bad people good ideas.
FGJNJKDFGBNJDFKNGIODSJFI80ASDJIFIJDGJIDSJAGIODFJIOGJIDSFGJKIDSFSGJIDFOJGDSIOGJ`
>It's an argument about 'the' thread
On the shitter looking at pics of glory holes lads
>>59210534
we are christians
Was having a good day until I remembered protestants exist and they hate divine right of kings and christian values.
Can't find the maid cafe picture
>>59210361
>He was Anarcho-Capitalist, now he's Alt-Right.
He's still an Anarcho-Capitalist
>He said don't vote for Ron Paul because he's a statist but advocates voting for Donald Trump.
So you're another fool who lies, interesting.
>the word 'the' never makes sense
>or should I say
>word 'the' never makes sense
Reminder that you can accurately tell someones personality and what they're like just by their facial appearance
example
I once saw a picture of Azealia Banks and thought, she looks like an irritating black supremacist
turns out she was an irritating black supremacist
Was having a good day until I realised that Irish people exist and deny the greatness of the union.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7FJrzCcW8
sargon and tommy robinson really going at lads
>>59210501
a /brit/ bf?
>the Facebook
Ah yes.
Haha what the fuck lads.
>sorry sir I see you have correctly used the word 'the' but unfortunately I'm a sperging autist and must pretend you didn't
>>59210525
Basically, 0.9 recurring actually does equal 1.
>Why yes, the magazine is INDEED called The Private Eye
>It isn't? Allow me to distract from this by going on an autistic rant!
>>59210653
no it doesn't
>So you're another fool who lies, interesting.
me when my meal is late lads
>>59210653
.9 recurring equals .9 recurring, not 1
>>59210614
you dress worse than my gran
>sorry what was that? 'The prime minister'
>in these parts I'll have you know that word is banned!
>>59210676
yes it does. Show again braincell
>>59210069
lst line should be
1=i*-i, or -1=-1
>>59210534
It's a polite way to condescendingly explain sometihng retarded they did but praise them for having a go
>>59210642
Okie mate, I'm just going to get the maltesers from a shop and a packet of the hula hoops, you want anything whilst I'm gone famalamadingdong?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Private_Eye
Maybe this lad just meant that he was reading this instead of Private Eye?
>Ian hislop regularly calls it 'the private eye' on his podcast? What would he know about it's name?!
Glad they brought pops back
idk how slavery works though
I made my civ pretty slave focused but im unsure if i need other races to enslave or if i can use my own
atm im just burning down the slums and forcing poor people to get jobs
What happened to this thread
>600,000 white british people have fled london since 1960
wew
>>59210709
0.999.. equals 0.999...
it does not equal 1
anyone with eyes can clearly observe that truth mate
>>59210614
Full body pic when?
>>59210758
It's shit
>>59210693
You are actually arguing from the tortoise and the hare position. If .999... goes on indefinitely it reaches a point where it equals 1
>>59210717
>i
Mathematicians literally have to IMAGINE numbers for their ""field"" of "study" to remain valid
>Banks also turned her ire on the entire UK music industry.
>"UK rappers NEVER have swag.
"It's ALWAYS FORCED," she wrote.
>"Rap/Hip-Hop culture is AMERICAN in its PUREST form. The UK really can't rap though. UK RAP is just a disgrace to rap culture in general."
No lies there. Grime is pathetic
l m a o
>>59210780
shit? more like /brit/!
>Why yes! Let me introduce you to the political landscape as of the tenth time this hour where nothing has changed
>>59210783
>replying to obvious bait
leave it alone
>>59210681
>>59210708
these look like really cool lads, no joke.
>>59210653
Only in pleb number systems
>Why yes, I do spend my time arguing about the proper usage of the word "the" on chinese cartoon imageboards
>>59210722
No, he calls that The The Private Eye
>>59210717
Are you sure you aren't going to 'the' shop?
>/brit/ attempts to understand something
>>59210705
Would love some fashion advice
>>59210776
Hold on a sec
>>59210783
It reaches a point where it is infinitely close to 1, but not equal
>what are limits
Could anyone translate?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462996260775.webm
>>59210783
>You are actually arguing from the tortoise and the hare position.
>why yes i do hail from so-called Iceland
>>59210783
Isn't this like saying that if you're 100 metres from something, then cut it in half, then cut it in half again, then keep on doing so, it will always be a certain length, just getting smaller by less each time
Speaking of "the" autism. I noticed you lot say go to hospital, whereas we say go to the hospital.
>>59210753
>The The Private Eye Podcast
>I'm just reading daily star
>"don't you mean the daily star"
>I'm afraid it says "daily star" on the cover so the use of 'the' is BANNED
got a puppy
>>59210796
literally who?
>>59210880
>Autist who adds 'the' to the front of words pointlessly confirmed as Yank
>>59210910
pics?
literally me
I'm going to end this debate with some sense
Private Eye is the name of the publication
If you were to refer to the magazine itself, as in the physical object - you might refer to it as 'the private eye'
>>59210938
Not got them on my laptop but she is cute.
When talking about this paper you would say
"I'm reading THE Financial times"
Not
"I'm reading Financial times"
And yet it doesn't say "the financial times"
That was a quick lesson on how you properly use the word 'the'
>>59210953
Fuck of you Froggy baguette muncher
>>59210860
>doesn't understand every accent in the UK
rasheed
>>59210863
it was basically a Greek philosopher taking the piss by saying that if you gave a tortoise a head start in a race with a hare the hare will never catch up because it has to pass half way, then 1/4, then 1/8 etc
>>59210783
>it reaches a point where it equals 1
no it fucking doesnt
FUCK OFF
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Speaking of "the" autism. I noticed you lot say go to hospital, whereas we say go to the hospital.
>The Daily Star
>I believe you mean The The Daily Star, good sir!
>>59210953
Funny how the earth at night looks like the night sky
>>59210809
its strange how "patriotism" in the US is basically just an extreme kind of brand loyalty
>>59210767
0.9 recurring is an algebraically inconsistent representation of unity using recurring digits.
0.x recurring is x/(10^n -1)
who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?
>>59210786
>Implying it isn't just because mathematicians are lazy as fuck, and would rather write i as short-hand than sqrt(-1) everytime it's used.
>>59210809
>Pretty cheeky
>>59210991
The The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Sorry
Should have cleaned the mirror at least
>>59211025
nice attempt to change the subject
>>59211025
me ironically
>>59211064
**change subject
>>59211053
>those shoulders
>its strange how "patriotism" in US is basically just an extreme kind of brand loyalty
>>59211053
Timestamp or I don't believe it
>>59211053
Gross
Do a kill self immediately
>>59210980
Good post desu, not sure what all this autism is about
>>59211023
>0.9 recurring is an algebraically inconsistent representation of unity using recurring digits.
hope you realise this means literally nothing to me and nothing you meme will ever convince me that 0.9 equals 1
>>59211015
It's strange how "patriotism" in Canada means removing your traditional flag for a leaf and voting in a frog because weed lmao.
>>59211087
very good
>>59211011
poetry
>>59210980
>He thinks Private Eye is a newspaper and not a magazine
>the
>>59211112
>0.9
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjR3iaYbAs4
>>59211112
Won't convince most people that you're better off switching in the Monty Hall problem, or that if there are 30 people in the same room, you should bet that at least two have the same birthday (not necessarily in the same year)
That doesn't make either of them not true
>>59211015
that's what makes it so sustainable. everyone can acquire it and no one has to give anything up. they can literally have it both ways with a simple dash
tldr yanks have their cake and eat it
>>59211053
mate, you can't dress like a girl with shoulders and arms like that
>I've been reading the OK magazine
>what do you mean you're confused? do you not speak english boy? You poor fool!
>>59210755
i'm surrouned by three races and two of them just formed an alliance, I'm not happy.
>>59211053
Clean the mirror and timestamp with Poleaboo
>>59211053
You're such a disgusting boy.
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