Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
first for the
first for the
Kyary
*raises .999 fingers*
Allahu Akbar
Are mose
Kyary
Going to The Asda
>There are unironically people here who would say "i'm reading Financial times" instead of "I'm reading the financial times"
I NEED A /BRIT/ BF RIGHT NOW
Going to make a post on the /brit/
Whats that site to work out your sleep cycle thing lads?
>>59211191
stay safe x
me in the park
Good edition of the /brit/
literal angel
>>59211191
stay safe
anyone else a the guardian reader here?
>>59211223
>the park
The USA is not a conventional nation. Even calling it a mixed breed multicultural nation is an incomplete description. It's more accurate to say the USA is a more successful version of every other nation on earth joined in union.
>>59211248
Prefer reading the the times myself
>>59211198
Enjoyed reading your the post
what fuck is Monty Hall problem lads
going to bed, night night
(will be up extremely early tomorrow morning to resume shitposting)
RISE RISE LOWLAND AND HIGHLANDMAN, BELT ON YOUR BROADSWORD AND FIGHT FUR PRINCE CHERLIEEEE
>>59211282
sleep the tight x
>>59211278
sci meme
>>59211282
good the night lad
>>59211197
no thanks lol
Anyone else an airheaded left winger who hates the daily mail but likes the guardian here?
>>59211217
>>59211122
its sort of similar in Canada but on a different scale
Canada is like a family owned business
America is a franchise
>>59211282
>going to the bed
fixed
Which is your favorite novel lads? For me it's The War and Peace
>>59211278
GOAT logic puzzle
If you think the private eye is grammatically inaccurate you're a fucking idiot
>>59211347
The the War and the Peace
>>59211253
The corset pushed the shoulders up, made them more rigid
my arms are actually very skinny
>>59211327
>the daily mail
>the guardian
Maybe you should go back to the school and learn some grammar mate
>>59211197
>>59211364
fuck the off
>additionally Azealia said that the UK needs implement "universal dental plan"
4chan memes spreading I see
>>59211217
damn straight we eat it lmao
Brits are gay and snobby.
listening to the the smiths lads
I read the THe sun
Reading where it all went with the internet gf (I.E how she became my internet gf)
XENOS GET OUT REEE
blasting every squidman that comes into muh solar system even if they are more powerful than me.
>>59211364
he can't even argue anymore
blown right the the fuck out
>>59211395
*looks down my nose at your bum*
>>59211278
THere are three doors, two have a goat behind them, one has a car.
You pick one, then the host opens another door to reveal a goat, and you are then given a choice between switching to the third door, or keeping the same door you originally chose.
You're better off switching than staying, as you have 2/3s chance of winning if you swap, and 1/3 if you don't
>>59211385
Go back to school
>>59211387
ah, yes
because 4chan invented that joke
>>59211387
>the UK
ahh yes hmm
>>59211387
Britteeth has been a thing for ages m8, way older than 4chan
thoughts on the new the radiohead album?
The the the The The the The the The The the The The The the The The The the the the The the
>>59211426
don't do it
don't do it
>>59211437
this desu, The Simpsons did it first
>>59211435
>*the school
>>59211477
good post
>>59211421
>if I keep repeating it and recycle the same reaction pictures then it's true
writing a letter to my employer in the event of a brexit Boris PM.
here's the first draft so far
1.) Locked door to the stair well.
2.) Rusty fire escape that collapsed.
3.) Cluttered work spaces.
4.) Short ladders only reached 6th floor.
5.) Not enough water pressure.
6.) Long wooden tables became obstacles.
7.) Wicker baskets full of scraps.
8.) Oily floors spread the fire quickly.
9.) Fire nets failed to catch jumpers.
10.) No sprinkler system, only pails of water.
11.) Flammable barrel of oil.
12.) Boxes crowding the exit.
13.) Lack of a required third staircase.
>>59211364
Don't you mean you're a the fucking idiot?
>>59211383
Harry Potter's looking old there
>>59211479
>The The Simpsons
"United" Kingdom
Not until all the Scots are dead,
>>59211477
the buffalo
>THE
>PRIVATE
>EYE
>>59211495
I don't understand
>>59211477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz50N2_tCCg
How to win an argument according to the /brit/
>quote the person and attach a picture of a laughing man
>post more laughing men than the other person does
Done
Doing a Solji listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUXy9R2QNCU
>I've been reading the Time
>I also browsed the Vanity Fair
>>59211426
Why? Because the second decision is made with the knowledge that one of the doors has a goat behind?
>>59211535
>The The
almost as bad as ! ! !
>The The are an English musical group that have been active in various forms since 1979
>>59211423
*considers this gay*
OH MY GOD THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE DAILY MAIL
>the /brit/ have turned against me and my autism?
>better cry about it
>How to win an argument according to the /brit/
>>quote the person and attach a picture of a laughing man
>>post more laughing men than the other person does
You're all fucking uneducated the morons
Last thing I messaged the internet gf about was the golden week
Not sure what to talk about now
>>59211530
i am implying dangerous working conditions and fewer worker's rights
>>59211551
The The Vaporium sounds like a classy place
>>59211347
Dune or The Name of the Rose
>>59211578
*and snobby
reckon the the United Kingdom will leave the the EU?
>>59211578
*fondles your scrotum and asks you to cough*
Russian language does not have the word 'the' because it serves no purpose
>>59211596
chill your beans mate
>>59211557
Yes. You start with 1/3 chance, with the first goat being revealed this goes up to 1/2 for your second go, so 2/3 chance overall
lads just a friendly reminder that your oneitis is getting railed right now
>>59211598
send her your top 10 memes
>>59211521
Whats the matter Nigel?
>>59211617
Shouldn't you complain now
>>59211598
Tell her that you're reading the private eye
>>59211629
No it'll be like Scotland all over again
>>59211637
the this
>>59211594
O fuck we've been fond out!
>>59211639
>missing the the joke
>>59211658
*the Scotland
>>59211646
1) Internet gf
Can't think of the anymore
>reckon the the United Kingdom will leave the the EU?
>>59211594
I personally prefer to attach a picture of a fat, unkempt man wearing a hat.
>>59211642
I'd rather have the goat Tbh
With all the money I'll make from selling its premium cheese I can buy 10 cars
>>59211688
the yes
>>59211683
God dammit stfu
just made this video lads
giz a thumbs up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ef03R-au4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ef03R-au4
>spamming posts and samefagging to back your argument
>that means all of /brit/ agrees with me
>>59211220
>>59211241
Knew I had a tyre that was low but it's lower than I thought. Don't really trust it to get me down the road to the petrol station without damaging itself.
Was hyped for midnight Asdas as well ;_;
Doing a Stellaris.
>>59211711
not arsed m8
>>59211648
Nige doesn't hate Scots.
Unionists are literal scum who sell England to the Scots.
post more laughing men
>>59211347
The Crime and The Punishment
if i get dubs I will have a wank right now
>>59211686
the dat boi and the rare pepe
>>59211738
Good. Always play it safe.
>tfw no drum & bass vocalist gf
alri lads
what's goin on ere then
such beauty in watching the the creation of a gimmick
Like watching the the birth of a star
>>59211738
just stay safe
>>59211656
What exactly about this doesn't make sense?
The private eye sounds fine to me
Can you name a single immigrant community who settled in America and didn't outshine their original heritage? Even the blacks do better than they did at home in Africa or in europe
god bless america.
It's only right that they should dominate us.
>>59211769
stop
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nonGWDxcJNA
>>59211775
*the lads
>>59211738
*the tyre
>>59211756
Forgot I made them
>>59211741
almost as if it wasn't genuine
got an horrendous case of Jungle Fever lads
>>59211779
*The Star
>>59211775
Crossdressing pakis and arguments about the word "the".
>>59211802
i meant your top 10 fav memes, ya dip! (there's another one for you)
watching a yank military plane above Iraq on FR24
>>59211793
Glad your holiday is going well I know you were confused about the whole bless you thing love ya yank.
What's going on with 'the' feel like I've missed out on a new gimmick
>>59211748
>>59211792
>The Private Eye sounds fine
The the Britbong education system
>>59211189
Would very much like to beat that thing to death with a hammer, 2bh.
>>59211850
doubt it'll last longer than a thread or two apart from a couple of posters trying to keep it afloat
>>59211850
An autist started adding 'the' to the title of magazines pointlessly, got furious when it was pointed out and now we're all laughing at him
I want to ask her about her computer course because she wasn't clear on what she does in it
To me it seems like too much of a tangent but I can't think of a way to continue this conversation topic anyway
This is normal right?
doing the poo
>>59211854
I concede to your argument
>>59211850
it's THE new gimmick
>>59211849
t. pseudo colony
>>59211854
Chloe Moretz hasn't aged well.
>>59211768
Will borrow neighbour's electric pump tomorrow and try again after t'flim.
>>59211831
normal day at the office then
wasn't the ''''''poleaboo''' story debunked though
>Have work from 11am-11pm tomorrow
>woke up at 5pm today
JUST
>>59211854
had terrible diarrhoea all over their mugs
Might commit the suicide
>>59211854
>you will never shoot a hot load into Holly's womb
>>59211920
what is the animeme of choice, or is it a surprise? babby didn't seem to know
>he pronounces the as "thuh" and not "thee"
If you do this you're the pleb
>a newspaper or current affairs magazine that will open my third eye.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59211632
*stares straight in his eyes for few seconds and politely takes his hand off while considering this gay and snobby*
>>59211923
It was but people keep reviving it.
>>59211850
the the gimmick is just a thing that happened in the last thread here, when an anon said he was reading """"""""""the"""""""""""" Private Eye >>59209320
>>59211854
me on the left
>>59211947
Doesn't it change based on the sentence
>doubt it'll last longer than a thread or two apart from a couple of posters trying to keep it afloat
>>59211868
Literally makes sense though, just repeating it doesn't change that
Also
>britbong
Foy
>>59211938
here's some attention you desperately crave
>>59211947
fuck off posh nonce
>>59211923
>wasn't the ''''''poleaboo''' story debunked though
nah
>>59211797
Not until someone claims me as their sissy paki bitch boi
>>59211957
probably going to be the nation
>>59211947
You're supposed to pronounce it both ways depending on the the context
Didn't know that girls can't have a wank, lads.
>>59211973
I make 45k as a php developer, I don't give a shit about your hat
>>59211946
Thinking Paprika unless there's any objections.
what's the fucking point
>>59211897
>>59211897
Answer my question
>>59211854
>tfw no laughing Holly gf
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463005520018.webm
>>59211894
That's not what happened lol
>>59211957
financial times
>>59211923
That was just some guy with an agenda
I have been following and investigating the story of Poleaboo (aka Ribena) since he first came to the attention of /brit/ back in April 2015.
Using all the resources and time at my disposal, the last year has been spent by me attempting to verify his story, and in doing so, possibly help the man.
>POINT 1
The first thing that needed to be verified was proof of his crime, in this case his blog and the threads which were deemed criminal.
Both were easy to find
>blog
Poleaboo.wordpress.com
>threads
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990 (classmate, March 2015)
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084 (roommate, December 2014)
The girls he "stalked" are also doxxed in these threads and their details match up to what was already established such as the city he lives in, the university attended and their ethnicities.
>POINT 2
The next thing to be verified was that he was actually punished for those crimes/
I first attempted to contact the university, this however ended in failure
>Under the UK’s Data Protection Act it is the university’s policy to neither confirm or deny whether an individual is or was a student at the university.
I then attempted to contact the girls
This too ended in failure as they would not reply to me
Running out of ideas I then browsed through their facebook posts through a fake account who one of the girls was foolish enough to add.
There I found sufficent proof. One of the girls bragging about her "stalker" being in custody, the timing of the post is close enough to the creation of the thread in POINT 1
http://i.imgur.com/1wM0df1.jpg
There was more proof needed still to verify that in addition to being arrested, he also had a court date
This is proven via an Instagram post she shared
http://i.imgur.com/UeaeU7D.jpg
The date of the trial also matches up to information Poleaboo gave on his blog prior to the girl having made this post
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/04/13/status/
>>59211897
yes, change topic if you want/need to
t. someone who overthinks as much as you seem to be
>Not watching British ice hockey
>>59212014
too ignorant of the medium to have any
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
wanking over this
>>59211970
*Doesn't it change based on AN sentence
>>59211958
*looks at you haughtily*
Be gone, vile ruskie!
Help me out here
>I make 45k as a php developer, I don't give a shit about your hat
having a flick through the Private Eye
>all these runts squabbling over 'the'
Yes yes, carry on as you are
i get my drink on, and play ping pong with king kong
dinnertime, hear the bell ring, ding dong
got a snake bitch with a pink string on
ask medusa, she'll tell you that the dick's long
godzilla, playa with the pinky ring
you talk tough, but i heard you scared of blinky blink
feeling dizzy, i'm sorry but i spiked your drink
in a minute i'll change the way you like to think
bite the dust now, click click pow
one sweep from the tail brings your district down
district 9, killa kids hit rewind
the grey goose gets cracked and tits get signed
i'm a big boss, you a barto with nick frost
you a cardboard rapper wearin lip gloss
i stick a jigsaw trap to your thick jaw
live by the law, yeah, claw, godzilla
>>59212040
>POINT 3
Now having proven that Poleaboo exists and his tale valid, my next goal was to acertain guilt.
I can't give too much away at this point though but my conclusion is that he is most definitely INNOCENT of all criminal wrongdoing
Evidence backing up this claim will be posted in around 2 weeks time, until then just contemplate how is seems the Polish girl was almost "bragging" about having a stalker in POINT 2
>>59212076
thought that said Willie Nelson
so vote Willie
>>59211999
>>59211970
https://www.englishclub.com/pronunciation/the.htm
mfw just realising i've been doing this unconcsiously my whole life
>>59212063
now this is wrong 2016
even I know a difference between an and a
>>59212051
Okay
thanks senpai
>>59212076
steinberg
just subscribed to the the nation
>>59212022
kek
>making 5$ as php developer, lads
intended to go to bed but have had to wait an hour; sheets were still damp from the wash earlier
in meantime have done exercises, and am now going to bed
good day
>>59212076
Vote for the Bernie Sanders
>>59212080
asdfg
>>59212052
I was too busy watching THE British ice hockey
>>59212076
Vote Quimby
>>59212060
On mute I hope.
>>59212105
If you stop and think about the english language it's actually rather complex (and any language for that matter)
>>59212140
good riddance
>>59212040
>>59212094
yeah nah fuck off role playing cunt
>>59211973
ah, The fedora meme
>>59212140
dont care
tfw used to sit on the civ 4 title screen and listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
>>59212140
sleep tight x
Just said 'the private eye' out loud and don't get what's wrong with it
Any excuse for some of you to sperg out though I guess
>Now having proven that Poleaboo exists and his tale valid, my next goal was to acertain guilt.
>I can't give too much away at this point though but my conclusion is that he is most definitely INNOCENT of all criminal wrongdoing
The poleaboo is rather irritating tonight
>>59212140
*chars your ribs*
I pay extra attention to my spelling and grammar in messages I send to my internet gf because I don't want to teach her the wrong english
>>59211809
/brit/ is NOT for frivolity
>>59212196
Civilisation soundtracks have always been on point.
>exercising and reading
third eye status: obliterated like me nads
anyone wanna come and play the 2p slots with me?
>>59212216
It's just Poleaboo, not "the" Poleaboo
No ones linked me that sleep cycle website yet
hurry up
>>59212236
I've stuck a post it to my screen with the reminder so it doesn't happen again
s-sorry sir...
>>59212256
>the 2p slots
>the
(defect defect defect)
CORRECT THE DEFECT TO BUILD NEW COMPUTING TECHNOLOGIES
*bass*
CORRECT THE DEFECT (defect defect defect defect defect defect defect)
CORRECT THE DEFECT (DEFECT DEFECT DEFECT DEFECT)
TO BUILD NEW COMPUTING TECHNOLOGIES
>midnight brit
>>59212203
Because Private Eye is a noun, so the in front of it would work, but it just isn't said anymore than you'd say "The Cosmopolitan"
>>59212227
*び pay extra attention to び spelling and grammar in messages び send to my internet gf because び don't want to teach her the wrong english
I reckon some lads here are unironically members of national front
is there a person i can go to to get a workout plan prescribed? tried going to the gym and i have no idea what to work on
>>59212257
the ribena
>>59212256
Fucking nightmate, Poleaboo used to love them until he worked at that arcade
>>59212256
holy shit
That's exactly like those machines on tipping point. Fucking awesome.
>>59212256
I know what I'm doing this weekend
Gt. Yarmouth here I come
the
>>59212302
haha get fucked you beta bitch
>>59212297
watashi wakaranai desu
>>59212311
underrated gem
>>59212163
to bad rubbish
>>59212189
good gimmick
>>59212199
ni niiiiii
>>59212226
going tescos tomorrow
perhaps ill buy just the three steaks this week
>>59212196
Best video game song ever, I'd sit at the title screen and listen to this
https://youtu.be/7bW75OwVXZI
>>59212299
>the national front*
>>59212295
But it sounds right when you say the private eye but not when you say the cosmopolitan
>>59212299
You're unironically a member of the Labour party so fuck off.
>>59212324
yarmouth mentioned (it's a shithole)
>>59212263
http://highexistence.com/alternate-sleep-cycles/
![Fit+bread_7c7de1_5381032[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZQ7j96L.png "Fit+bread_7c7de1_5381032[1].png")
>>59212302
Try /fit/ just make sure to leave if they so much as start talking about bread again
>>59212346
bit rude there
>>59212359
>it sounds right
>>59212302
>the gym
>the
>>59212263
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sleep+cycle+calculator&l=1
>>59212380
>it's a shithole
some things never change
>>59212395
You just posting the same pictures as last thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQjEgOoaVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7ItAJTT4k
ah yes EXTREMELY impressive
gimmie you pls
>>59212346
>a crossdressing, role playing, attention whore paki calling anyone else a beta bitch
>>59212381
These aren't possible unless I sleep at work ffs
>>59212420
There is a website that is posted here a fair amount
I wanted that one
>>59212370
labour here are dead desu
they aren't even left wing anymore
I'm more of a moderate conservative
>>59212456
here you go slavlad
going to organise a /brit/ trip to scunthorpe
going to hire a 10 person mini van
anybody want in its gonna cost £60 per head
