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cara
leelee
having the wank
reminder that northern ireland exists and we're coming for you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36267052
The Cromwell didn't go far enough
fuck you europeans
boarded up my doors and windows but now I can't get back in the house
kill all gay people
The Kyary
>>59213105
the up the ra
>>59213107
Cromwell was so shit desu
he went far enough to eternally alienate the Irish from the British empire but didn't go far enough to break us leading to all the strife over here
go hard or go home
>>59213158
would have had some impact on me, i'd imagine, before the country was sold to pakis and blacks in return for their vote.
Watching Inception for some reason. I can't believe it's six years old.
Within 3 minutes Benjamin Zephaniah walks on screen.
This has to be the quickest I've ever dropped a TV series.
listening to militant drum & bass
>>59213221
we have no room for the bloody racists like you here
>>59213195
Thus "the didn't go far enough" stupid cunt. Never have we needed the Irish.
Only good one was Arthur 2bh and he was Anglo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32AAp418V4
T H E
H
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listening to the vapourwave music ahaha
>>59213221
I dropped blinders after three episodes for playing the white stripes every five minutes
>>59213262
if you never needed us then why invade us for 800 years and still today? the land is only good for farming
>>59213277
>not listening to simpsonswave
Cornwall lads, Cornwall
wbu?
>>59213290
I drop series when they have Irish in them 2bh
>>59213262
>Only good one was Arthur
>>59213290
>Set in Birmingham
Never even picked up
>>59213326
Civilisation and charity.
>>59213326
Boredom.
>>59213366
we rule ourselves better than you'd ever did desu
and we rule ourselves badly
Right lads, do I let the will of the people (who had the fucking stones to enlist) elect a nigger woman who just wants to mine or do I step in and give them a nudge towards the white leader with an iron fist?
MY LEG
>>59213403
CITATION NEEDED
Previously gaylic, now Angloed, thank us.
>>59213366
Do you realise how fucking cringeworthy you are you autistic twat? Pipe down
>>59212967
>>59213045
Trying my best lads, I take one nation's fleet out then another one comes in, trying to hold out for another fleet of mine to be built somewhere else
I think I'm actually getting bored of the internet lads
Might have to go outside for a change. Not sure what to do though.
>>59213403
every country rules itself badly
reminder that taxation is a violation of the Non-Agression Principle and governments are inherently immoral.
>>59213438
>Cringe
Stop using this word.
Reminder that Irish people are just as British as we are, deep down they know it too.
>>59213427
I'd say were mixed culturally not one or the other
but yeah no famine that caused the loss of half of the population through starvation and emigration has occurred under our rule so I'd say we're doing alright
>>59213501
CRINGE
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
What car do you have, lads?
>>59213042
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>>59213552
not an argument
i've associated with fellow racist english people my entire life and not once have i heard anyone say anything really bad about the irish other than the bog-standard "drunken irishman" shit and references to travellers
>>59213564
the argumentum the ad the straw the hominem
THIS IS SO CRINGEY DUDE!
>>59213515
I garuntee we wouldn't take the rape of 1000 young children by niggers without reacting like you's did
>>59213590
the cognitive dissonance
>>59213467
Going to do a midnight walk and listen to some music. You should try it.
>>59213617
sounds nice
>>59213520
The famine was only banter, lad.
Christ, you still hold that against us? It was ages ago.
>>59213648
It turned out positively for everyone.
>>59213617
You've been fed ora.
>>59213648
I don't hold it against you but I think it was the main event that stopped Irish people viewing themselves as british
>ctrl + f "Molyneux"
>0 results
uhmmm lads
>>59213639
If you ignore the swan poo and the occasional dead rat.
>>59213617
9am here at the moment but I'll have to do that some time.
What's the difference between Inshalla and Mashallah?
>>59213326
Wasn't really the English m8, it was the Norman cunts. We were under their rule and they were psychopaths who attacked everyone.
>>59213680
Thank god we didn't get stuck with you no-hopers,
forgot i made a cuppa tea
>>59213720
fucking normans
>>59213520
I'm no historian, but I'm assuming we didn't starve Paddies for the craic. There was probably a reasonable reason for it.
Finally caved in and watched one of Molyneux's videos
It was about Khan becoming mayor. He just rambled about how Muslims will vote for each other, and then said how sad he was
Wouldn't watch again
>>59213699
inshallah is "if god wills it" which you say after future plans i think and mashallah is just a celebration
>>59213617
I do that sometimes. Radiohead is a good choice.
>It's an Irish vs English episode about Cromwell and the Famine and all that
>>59213730
>implying we aren't better than the Scots and n*rthern """""Irish"""""
Well good morning
Hey, lads. Why do you use "the" so often? bit pointless.
Also on which webm should I have a wank?
Fuck the po leese
what film is this lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188585
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188585
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188585
>>59213815
coming straight from the underground
Realized that most of the world hates us, lads. The next few decades are not going to be fun.
>>59213807
What's on the agenda for today?
>>59213805
Who are the Scots the acts of union never happened ha ha ha.
>>59213821
the lobster
>>59213680
Weird though. Huge crowds turned out to cheer Queen Victoria on her Jubilee, loads of Irishmen enlisted willingly to fight in WWI etc. I do feel sad about us treating you so badly.
>>59213787
Yeah. Got a nighttime walking playlist and it has a lot of radiohead on it.
>>59213837
Off to uni to do a speech, my seppo friend. And you?
>>59213262
>Never have we needed the Irish.
>Only good one was Arthur 2bh
Duke of Wellington was Irish as well m8
>>59213680
Killing the instigators of the Easter rising a.k.a. Widow McCormack's Cabbage Patch 2.0 was what made Sinn Fein popular
>>59213862
....
i love you, Briain, you mean the world to me...
>>59213890
Arthur Wellesley
>>59213890
And Robert Boyle.
And James Joyce.
And Edmund Burke.
And Oscar Wilde.
And Graham Norton.
>>59213901
suka blyat
>>59213879
Wew lad
Hope you don't get stage fright. What's the speech on?
I just got off work and I'm chillin till mommy comes home and makes din dins
AAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
evening lids
drinking tea, lads.
>>59213805
Of course you are. You fought for your freedom and kept your language and culture alive. The Scots turned down their own independence. Literally Cuck: the nation.
I'm not religious, but I don't think I'm comfy with abortion.
At the 12th week the brain and nervous system is almost completely formed, abortions can happen until the 24th week.
Are you comfy with abortion, lads?
>>59213917
>And Graham Norton
>>59213917
i kind of like graham norton. he's a good tv host. controversial opinion?
>>59213933
still luv ya
didn't realise how much of a difference modafinil actually made
did 3/4 of a module in a day when i was on it and couldn't even finish the last quarter today without it
may have to do a bit of an indulgence in it for a week or two until exams are over
>Obama keeps bitching about the UK
>EU will hate us if we leave
>EU will hate us if we stay
>Latin America fucking despises us
>we colonised most of Africa / Carib and they blame us for shit countries
>Queenie has fucked off China
>Putin hates us
Does any country actually like us? Australia maybe? Canada?
>>59213956
Ok Pad this is going a bit too far.
I wonder what I'll find when I read her messages?
Reckon she ever called me a paki or brought up my ethnicity?
>>59213956
Let me tell you lads about Scotland.
It's literally the only country I've ever been to where every single stereotype has been 100% accurate.
People were rude.
People were ugly.
Grown men wearing football tops.
Everyone looked fatter than a midwestern American.
Everyone looked like they were on the verge of death (and welcomed death for whenever it was coming).
And I wasn't even in Glasgow.
Fuck me.
>>59213917
>Mentions Graham Norton
>Doesn't mention Dylan Moran
Shit list
>>59213956
The Welsh will rise again
>>59213987
him along with the /int/ threads make eurovision worth watching
>>59213990
i love you too, russia. we will drink tea with vodka XD
>>59214004
They don't have to like us, but we need to make them fear us again
>>59213987
Everyone likes Graham Norton.
>>59213950
From a glass?
i literally cant fucking do those text captchas
what is wrong with me
>>59214019
Scots are literally subhuman.
The only thing worse than a violent traitor is a lethargic one.
>>59213867
seems like a normie propaganda film
>>59213987
He's not bad but his campness is a bit grating.
>>59214004
China hated us before that. Don't forget Palestine and, by proxy, the whole middle east too :))
>>59214022
>implying Dave Allen isn't the best Irish comedian of all time
>>59213834
Welcome to my world
Yes, and abortions should be legal regardless of how old the foetus is.
>>59214019
bit rude tbqh
>>59214073
I didn't mention the middle east as that's fairly assumed already
>>59214054
from a cup, lad. does it arouse you?
>>59214087
>can see knickers
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>59214119
>>59214098
Limmy's show was criminally underrated desu
literally lmao lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk
>>59214088
Didn't realise we were going back to the cretaceous era grandad
>>59213834
Last I heard we were still cool with Norway and Finland
>>59214087
my gf has requested you delet this immediately
>>59214178
as per your request m'lady
Why should I be forced to have kids? I'm comfortable with my life as it is.
>>59214091
I reckon that more people like the US than hate it. The US is also pretty much the most powerful country in the world. Neither of those is true for the UK.
>>59213552
>implying anyone on /brit/ can drive
>>59214130
you should read his book of short stories
>>59214198
>white people.rus
You are personally responsible for outbreeding the darkies
The fucking picture captchas are ridiculous.
>>59214205
I have a Yaris, but I didn't see that post the first time
>>59214130
He's Scottish so probably got a billion pounds in subsidies for it.
>>59214236
get a pass
>>59214201
Nobody hates the US apart from contrarian 16-year old liberal types and some Soviet allies
>>59214201
>I reckon that more people like the US than hate it
most hated country on Earth
>>59214215
I saw him do a live reading recently and made a mental note to pick it up, I'll order it now I think
me & the lads
>tfw no Israeli gf
> I was with it once! And then they changed what it was! And now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me! And it'll happen to you!
Has it happened to you, /brit/?
>turn on "the private eye podcast"
>they refer to it as "the eye" or "the private eye"
Checkmate sperging autists
>>59214259
why did people in the 1970s not realise how gay their super short shorts looked?
new life plan:
get a degree
go to south east asia
teach english
have sex with loose women
find enlightenment
>>59214201
As long as we hold on we'll be okay
>>59214253
There is plenty of hate down in Latin America for the US
>>59214246
No. The legacy captcha is fine for now.
>>59214266
I was never with it to begin with
>>59214253
and East Asian, the middle east, eastern Europe, South America etc.
>>59214225
I physically wouldn't be able to do this. There're too many if them. But which profits will I gain from k*ds? Why am I obligated to make them by society?
>>59214266
I was never with it, and neither were you
>>59214319
you underestimate my power
Nobody hates America apart from Pakis
Russia hates USA more than Brit. Uk is just irrelevant american province nowdays.
a lot of problems would be solved if people were (reversibly) sterilized at birth and only allowed to reproduce once they've demonstrated ability to raise a child
The daily email
The telegraph
The guardian
The sun
The mirror
The express
The economist
The daily star
The Sunday people
what do you mean THE private eye?!?!?
Do you remember that really embarrassing thing you did?
>>59214345
and smokers
>>59214319
Goddamn, there's hope for us all. dat nigga got hot
>>59214350
Bait would be better if you reversed it and did it on /cum/
>>59214350
russia is irrelevant wasteland populated by strange low iq creatures
>>59211278
getting kicked for payday rushing when nobody was watching
>>59214362
>The
what's the point of using that?
Reminder that smokers are automatically cunts
Reading the national geographic, the bbc focus, the better home and gardens, and the the rake
>she will never notice you
>>59213941
Nah good on speeches. Literally hat tier but feminisation of schools and how it affects boys
>>59214378
But that's true. US controls your politics, not the other way around.
What ever happened to maisiebro?
I haven't seen him on here in over a year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXijUaTikhM
going to start watching this
>>59214414
good, the camouflage works
https://youtu.be/SneCkM0bJq0
*leaves on a jet plane*
>>59214422
Hope you're ready for a witch hunt
I'm hungry and want to get food, but my normie flatmates are in the corridor talking
what do?
>>59214437
joined isis
>>59214434
I'm giving you legit advise and you're throwing it away.
>>59214483
make frog noises
>>59214483
merc them
i think you're swell, just swell
>>59214483
beta uprise
>>59214483
pull the fire alarm
>>59214483
I haven't entered the kitchen since moving into my flat or said hi to any of my flatmates
All I eat is snack food, Sainsbury's meal deals, and takeaways
>>59214422
Ah, yes
Very impressive
Good luck to you ol' chap
SCOTLAND HAS THE LARGEST BUDGET DEFICIT IN EUROPE AND WE DON'T HAVE BORROWING POWERS WHICH MEANS THAT ENGLAND JUST GIVES US FREE MONEY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
really loving getting my pasty legs out in shorts these last few days lads
>>59214539
gonna be awkward when you accidentally bump into one of them one day
>>59214483
>>59214539
wtf is wrong with you
>>59214570
it's been raining these last few days
>>59214593
fuck off normie twat
>>59214562
So literally NEET, the country?
>makeup
>>59214627
is she ill?
>YWN live in a universe where the acts of union were between Ireland and England and Scotland is the country we call suibhuman
need a tights gf
>>59214660
You call us subhuman?
>>59214437
depressing image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB_SbyGmjmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGbwL8kSpEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXZWudcVzEg
K-fags explain
>>59214345
>pew
nice source
>>59214562
so then why do so many scots want independence so badly? that'd fuck you up lad
>>59214678
Sorry. :(
>>59214683
what is there to explain
one's korean and the other is in japan
Only Africans like America
>>59214680
ive been to kaliningrad zoo
>>59214683
explain what?
>>59214699
>5kb
hahahaahaha you literal drooling retard
do amazon prime release all episodes at once like on netflix?
>>59214714
they don't realise how much free money we get
i'd support independence if america cut our money though
>>59214747
>>59214699
>no source
Only jihadi pakis like you hate America
>>59214739
>>59214768
>being this yellow-pilled
>>59214699
Yes, your totally unsourced data is so much better.
Wenger out desu lads
>nice source
>posts 2 images with no source
very impressive
>>59214795
it's very common for kpop artists to sing their songs in japanese as well as korean
fuck sake mate not hard to grasp..
>>59214795
no idea what you're own about tbf
>>59214747
Bet they're still more popular than Pakistan though.
>>59214778
>be part of a country seemingly happy to subsidise you
>still want to leave because muh braveheart
scotland everyone
hope we stay in the european union lads
>>59214772
Probably, maybe
>>59214793
>>59214797
It's the BBC yearly poll, you shits
>>59214752
FOB
>>59214869
thanks for your input
>>59214861
me too
>>59214839
>kilts didn't even exist at the time of Bravehearrt
>Battle of Stirling bridge in the film has no bridge
>Braveheart was Robert the Bruce who never betrayed Wallace in any way.
Scots are ignorant enough of their own history to believe this film.
Only Pakis hate America
Its not 1970 anymore
>>59214839
>be part of a union seemingly happy to take your money and ruin your country
>still don't want to leave the EU because muh multiculturalism
>>59214871
sorry, i trust no one so fucking moronic as to post a tiny 5kb image. go flush yourself down a toilet
>>59214587
He posted on /sp/ once
lol
Rosy's waist
the normies are still standing outside the kitchen
thought they would have called it a night by now lads
>MH17 Dutch investigation documents
not dodgy at all
ukraine dindu nuffin
>>59214871
>a BBC poll is more reliable than the results of professional research
you are surprisingly thick sometimes
>>59214627
WHAT THE FUCK
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE
>>59214901
people who are critical of America don't "hate" America
https://streamable.com/x3gd
>>59214963
>American research company on the topic of America is reliable
>>59214901
FOY
>tfw no wife and child
>>59214981
didn't read lol
>>59214926
too bad about her face
>>59214345
>The countries hurt by American foreign policy hate America
>The countries helped by American foreign policy love America
wew top analysis here lads
>>59214926
too bad about her body and face
>>59214926
that's a tight belt
>>59214972
see >>59214747
Gangnam Style guy would shout "kill the yankee!" at concerts
>>59215009
>>tfw no wife and child
>>59213564
first for arguing
>>59215016
see >>59214747
Only Africans like America since they're both black
>>59215055
>she
>tfw the West couldn't stop the Bolsheviks
Marxism-Leninism is as destructive as Islam
startin a diet tomorrow haha
>>59215046
why would she be close to swallowing the sperm if the lad just dumped a load deep in her pussy?
>>59215097
>BANTZ
going for a job interview tomorrow and i literally have no fucking idea what half of the job specification pdf file is talking about. what the fucking shit is an internal standards professional arbitration committee?
>>59215103
>Western capitalist countries attacks Russia
>Marxism is destructive!!!!
top kek m8
cute girl that ive had a crush on let it slip today that she thinks i look "built" and she wasn't even memeing, this was like 10-20 seconds after i said something mildly flirtatious to her so i think she was trying to be a little flirtatious too.
even said it in front of another girl that we know which is brave of her because it could have opened her up to slut shaming. our entire conversation went pretty smoothly too, went about as well as it could have. both she and her friend were laughing plenty and seemed to be in good moods. even had some lads who never talk to me be friendly with me very soon after, presumably because i was talking to some cute bitches. i c-could see myself making friends at this place if things go smoothly...
>>59215085
you think a man could be this beautiful?
>>59215137
bureaucratic nonsense
>no guys, you should really take a look at this very serious BBC poll, it's much better than that other stuff I don't agree with
>>59215103
Rasheed.
>>59215146
>slut shaming
in 2016?
outrageous
Scotland has only created ideological poison.
Words cannot accurately describe how awful Scotland is as a country
~Pakistan~ 2016.
Pride.
after the show i be rolling mine
don't care bout the no smoking sign
>>59215140
>Western capitalist countries attacks Russia
Are you stupid
The Russian Empire was Russia
Bolshevism was a Jewish cancer that took over Russia and slowly destroyed the country and the people over 70 years
The West had to help the Russian Empire out in preventing Bolshevist Jewish cancer from taking over the country, but they failed
>tfw you realise the internet and web are different
funny how the english never shut the fuck up about our country of 5 million as their entire country becomes islamified
fuck off already
well someone changed his tune
The spread of Islam in the 7th century was just as bad as the spread of Marxism-Leninism in the 20th century
Both equally destructive
>>59215115
>When a lass loves a lad and they've had a few drinks
>He wants to put his lil swimmers all over her face but she doesn't like the lil guys on her face so she opens her mouth wide and sticks out her tongue
>He's happy to oblige cuz he's not shooting into a condom
>she shallows
>>59215167
no its a legit thing that girls do. every time girls talk shit about a girl they don't like being a slut is one of the main things they mention to try to push down their reputation. girl politics are weird.
even among slutty girls, they hate other sluts
>Britain imports tea from its colonial possessions for many years
>now after the fall of the empire the tea producers themselves are like teabags
>as they dip into Britain their very presence browns the surroundings and with just a jiggle they can saturate the entire area
It's like pottery
>>59215233
love to shallow
>>59215200
>The West had to help the Russian Empire
>had to help
That's a great way of saying assert self-interest. You sound like the type of idiot who believed Iraq had WMD.
The Bolsheviks took Russia from peasant farmers to industrialided nation in a matter of decades. They were evil but so was the Tsar.
this weed i've got has got so many fucking seeds in it, never usually get seeds
The spread of Christianity in the 1st century was just as bad as the spread of Capitalism in the 18th century
Both equally destructive
>>59215231
>The spread of Islam in the 7th century was just as bad as the spread of Marxism-Leninism in the 20th century
>
>Both equally destructive
>>>/tv/69399100
Funny how Scots all talk about independence but are literally dependent on England.
The spread of Racism in the 20th century was just as bad as the spread of Eurocentrism in the 17th century
Both equally destructive
Capitalism was the best thing to happen to the world
This is objective fact
>>59215254
Merkel is the teaspoon, squeezing them against the side of the mug.
>>59215233
no mate you are not seeing it
the stupid facebook is logically flawed
its trying to imply she had the kid because she didn't swallow the sperm
but when does this situation happen
>babe don't cum in my mouth i hate the taste of cum
>just put a load in my pussy so i get pregnant instead
?????????????/
>>59215294
Pics
>>59215312
Funny how retards like you keep obsessing about us and what we do with our country while at the same time claiming not to care.
>Capitalism was the best thing to happen to the world
>This is objective fact
The spread of Homosexuality in the 21st century was just as bad as the spread of Atheism in the 20th century
Both equally destructive
you're a rascal
a rascal with no respect for knights
ANTI-YANK RANGER ACTIVATE
>>59215352
Yeah well Nicola Sturgeon is a nazi so fuck off.
>>59215306
it'll probably save more lives than it ends 2bh
ignoring technologies that will help us get food and drinking water to people in need, the jews need to protect their bottom line. they need us all alive so that we can consume.
touching my willy, lads.
thoughts?
>>59215350
On the right
Can't really see them on the outside of the nug but when you pick it apart they're everywhere
>>59215372
images like this only shock you b/c you're a lazy loser who has never done any hard work
go liberate these women, you glorious marxist warrior. burn the factory and kill the pig factory owner.
oh wait, those women would all hate you for doing that, because this is a great job to them and they're able to earn wages for their family that they otherwise would never be able to earn.
>>59215383
it's a scrub class
>ywn be a Canadian officer fighting for the Tsar in a snowy plain near Vladivostok
>>59215418
I strongly dislike people from Pakistan.
>>59215420
just smoke that shit homie it'll be all good Jah willing
>>59215423
>le false dichotomy argument
Ah yes, mises.org taught you well..
>tfw just defeated iron golem
>>59215418
pics
>>59215418
not very imaginative so a pic might help the thought process
r8 my glorious civilization
>>59215404
Yeah and sucks your countries teat dry of money haha get fucked.
>Literally every white boi ITT
>>59215433
How does my willy relate to ppl from Pakistan, la?
>>59215420
See >>59215441
Are you grinding it or just pulling it apart?
>>59215418
always thought you were a girl
>>59215467
you dress up in womens clothes
>>59215467
he looks ill
>>59215451
*kindly lifts the curse from you and your family*
>>59215472
>>59215441
i'm going to
pull it apart a bit to put in a grinder, it's not big enough to fit that entire thing in there
>>59215449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbHtRggFsNA
>>59215461
majestic
>>59215459
>>59215456
haha joke on you, I don't have willy))
>"""poleaboo""" (fake persona) pretending he's a paki still as a part of his gimmick
baka
>>59215467
who even adds the captions to these pics lol
>>59215461
i like it
What does it mean if you call someone a weapon?
>>59214587
is that real?
>>59215420
is that paki weed?
>>59215493
at least post your tranny hand
@59215467
that is literally you though
>whilst you wouldn't add me on facebook i was wearing sissy clothing and planning on how to enact my revenge
>>59215463
I hope you do go independent so you can learn your lesson Scottish bellends. You should've fucked off in 2014.
>>59215504
theyre not allowed on the streets if they're sharp
poleaboo is an autistic terrorist paki that dresses up in womens clothes
you literally can't make this up
>>59215442
it's not a false dichotomy. destroy the factory and no magical fancy new job will appear for them.
>>59215504
they're a silly sausage
Parents just bought me a car lads
> be at gym late last night, just me and some other curry lad working out
> listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
> stand up from the machine midsong
> accidentally pull headphones out
> mfw song blasts out my mp3 player
> mfw he looks at me
>>59215552
nottingham mentioned
just beat dancer of the boreal valley one handed if you know what i'm getting at ;)
>>59215492
>tfw haven't summoned anyone for boss fights yet
>>59215516
sorry, I post things like that only to my american bf in pm :3
>>59215529
fwark, seems like only yesterday
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>>59215552
bender
>>59215529
Not going to happen, we'll just leach off you fuckers and throw a fit every time you don't do what we tell you to do.
HA
HA
HA
>>59215497
I posted my arm
>>59215482
and?
just
imagine
that
shit
>>59215546
Why do you think they're in a position where they're forced to pick between subsistence farming (and famine) or sweat shop work? Is that a normal choice that occurs naturally in nature? It's engineered that way. Engineered by capitalist institutions.
planning out a wank
>>59215575
good lad, best to play through without summons the first time anyways
>>59215585
Yeah well it's leech you bastard so HA HA HA to you.
>>59215487
Obviously..
You just need to put pieces in the grinder, save the rest for later, grind up what you have and that should last like 3 J's, probably 5 spliffs depending on your baci/weed ratio
poleaboo is an autistic terrorist paki that dresses up in womens clothes, cuts himself and records women in the toilet
you literally can't make this up
>>59215570
haven't beaten the princes yet because it takes both hands
>>59215586
and you're a pretentious, creepy little cunt who should neck himself
opppfff i wun a (yuo)
>>59215570
>>59215556
haha lads. you're funny
>>59215521
Difference is, and this is key, that I'm legit
When I say "boom", white bois smash the floor with their nose
>>59215540
>autistic
undiagnosed
>terrorist
freedom fighter
>womens clothes
my clothes
>>59215487
use a blender
>>59215604
>tfw 26 hours in and only just got to anor londo
how bads thats?
Destruction of USSR was a mistake.
thoughts?
>>59215672
the destruction of your russian boipussy by my cock wasn't a mistake
>>59215738
Post pics
'avin a cheeky wank on my way to work lads
![fanns[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hq3OTwo.jpg "fanns[1]")
