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Apologize edition
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FOY
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leelee
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just looked in the mirror and realised im a paki
fs why did nobody ever tell me
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>>59157942
The Americansd burned down the Canadian Parliament not long before this so it was revenge
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just got into bed lads, snuggle up? :)
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had my first driving lesson earlier today and I was so anxious I literally vomited all over the dashboard
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My gf on set
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>>59157938

Halts Maul du Inselaffe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEWXvamC88

wew
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>>59158063
colourblindness
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>>59158097
>(embed) [Embed]

also nonce
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>>59158063
I found this out recently, always thought I just had a good tan
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Kyary
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investing in some contemporary art
for tax reasons
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listening to the smiths extremely happy
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friendly reminder that i love everybody in this thread
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>>59157942
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really in the mood for feet lads
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>>59158204

fav track?
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>>59157942
Just found out that my dad has cancer, AND he remortgaged his house in December.

A top Tuesday so far, lads.
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>>59158214
I have a patent on that
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pooed in a public restroom today
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Why are the English such cucks?
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>>59158074
Canada was not a country back then
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>female police officers
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Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump

"He'll never make it on the ballot paper

oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate

oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas

oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis

oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris

oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections

oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"

He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
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Been listening to Nirvana a lot recently. Brings back memories of my teenage depression period where id literally not leave the house for weeks. Fucking great times compared to now.
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if you had no bones, could you train your muscles enough that they could keep you upright all the time?
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>the brit method

FUCK RIGHT OFF
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>>59158301
>restroom

foy
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Josie is pooing in a private restroom right now
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>>59158334
>canada is a country now
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Just found out that my cancer has dad, AND he housed his mortgage in December.
A top Tuesday so far, lads.
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Just went to a restaurant on my own

Don't why I went, I fucking hate eating in public

Shouldn't have went


I was the only one there on my own, lots of couples
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>>59158268
This Charming Man, wbu?
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>>59158279
>sitting on public toilet
>for whatever reason my foreskin was back
>leant forward slightly
>bellend touched inside of the toilet bowl
>warm, wet feeling
>leant back and looked at my dick
>most of my head covered in poo
>i hadn't started shitting yet

most grim experience of my life, literally sat under the shower for an hour
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>>59158334
Yes I know you yank twat where did I imply it was
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>>59158313
>Why are the English such cucks?
I found that out in Medieval Total war but I can't say why.
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>>59158418
thanks for that
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listening to some Deep Purple
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>>59158399
oh dear
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>humidity is 95% outside
is that normal
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Feeling quite dizzy tbqhwy lads. Debating whether I should drive to work or just get the bus.
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>>59158248
good lad
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>>59158407
ur mum lul
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>>59158399

pretend to jot down notes and you'll appear to be a critic
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>>59158407

probs How Soon Is Now.

think it was the first Smiths tune i ever listened to fully.
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my opinion on blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7qrtsEwHGI
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>>59158464
98% here according to google
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what's the appeal of it?
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>>59158374
It is still a British Dominion tbf.
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>>59158464
It's cold m8

what are you on about ffs
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Getting a haircut on friday lads
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l-lads...
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>>59158542
Should be British territory 2bqh
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>>59158538
you can trade in the points for fabulous prizes
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Shitposting on mumsnet again lads
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>>59158487
Hm :/
>>59158493
nice. Not a massive Smiths fan but they're alri.
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>tfw can't eat in front of people
>tfw normies realise they've never saw you eat
>"anon do you ever eat? I've never saw you eat food before"
>all the other normies look at you expectantly

Not a fan desu
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No poos just farts
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>>59158477
C U T I E
U
T
I
E
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>>59158351
No bones, so no tendons, so no useful muscle.
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>>59158536
>>59158545
humidity and temperature are separate things
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>>59158488
This. Or you can just say you write a food blog.
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>>59158337
>French cops
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Was walking in town and went past the theatre, there was a poster with a naked black hugging a naked white girl


Fucking disgusting, felt a bit sick
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>>59158201
Really enjoy this meme art.
Unironically want a print of it.
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>>59158571
Just print more money and make salaries bigger
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>>59158110

pakis are not human
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>>59158477
really, really like this picture
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>>59158337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkxMUeOSrgU
>French police officers
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>>59158637
thanks for the insight
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I remember in year 9 I sat for the whole summer in my room playing videogames
I could count on one hand the amount of times I left the house
When I went back to school and had to walk around to get to classes my knees hurt because they had barely been used over summer

I wish my dad was still about to see me. He must have been so disappointed when he knew me. I had mates sure, but I hated summer so I stayed inside instead
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>>59158571
Damn 2004, calm down
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Guuzen nante kantan na kotoba de surechigai
Hanarete shimau nante kangaeru dake de mune
No oku ga itakute
Junsui ni kimi to tsunagatte itai yo ima mo
Nannen mo nanjuunen mo kono saki
no mirai mo Ichido kiri no jinsei dakara
Kimi no mae ja sunao de itai'n da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNc7GzRSqM
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>>59158732
ha ha ye
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>>59158651
clearly too busy restocking the wank bank
i know i would
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>>59158571
So basically it got fucked up under new labour as with most things
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>>59158477

dobby
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>>59158651
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0MWnn0VU
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>>59158659
I know what you mean mate, I often see girls with half caste kids

Makes me fucking wretch, you can tell they only do it so they seem 'charitable' and 'moral' for fucking a wog
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>>59158337
Ask Micky, jt can happen to a male cop

The Based Bill
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>>59158337
This is why even normal patrol police should have guns.
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>>59158418
Absolutely howling
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Do pakis celebrate british holidays?
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>>59158785

Because of something that happened in a movie?
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>>59158813
No and they also try to stop other people celebrating them
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>>59158813
yes.

they are british through and through

:^)
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>>59158785
Worked out so well for you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
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>>59158708
I played Dragon Quest VIII pretty much non-stop for a whole summer once. I think it gave me mild autism.
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>>59158783
doubt they'd have raped a male tho
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>>59158760
>dobby will never run her bum up and down your crotch
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>>59158813
Yes and they also encourage other people to celebrate them
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>>59158418
>shit on the front side of the bowl
Why even lie?
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>>59158571
green belts
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>>59158813
yeah mate they stand at the airport cheering when big dave and his family from darlington fly off to benidorm in the summer
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>>59158418
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>>59158785
She was reaching to get a tazer and he knocked it out her hand

Why wouldn't he have knocked a gun out too?

Only a film btw m8
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>>59158191
lets say thursday for the next one
wednesday wont be good cos have to be up early thursday morning
assuming itll be the anime again so you choose
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>That nigger who just walks by like she saw nothing out of the ordinary..
https://youtu.be/pkXl3jzyzcE?t=59
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>>59158813
Yes, they celebrate great British holidays like Ramadan.
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>be me, in year 9
>some fat, legit low functioning autistic guy was in sixth form
>he's the absolute spitting image of Peter griffin
>every time we saw him around school we'd all shout "PEEEEDAH, PEEDAH GRIFFINNNN" in the stereotypical Down syndrome voice
>the autistic guy would start making unearthly noises and the girls from sixth form would come out and call us little bastards and comfort the Wild autist

The ironic thing is, that autistic guy is probably more successful than me. He's definitely received more attention from girls than me.
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>>59158903
Well somehow there is always shit and piss on the floor so it's not unlikely
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>my local greggs shut up shop an hour early

fucking mugs
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>>59158916

good post
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Din't know if I'm a fan of this "working" lads.

What's a good way to run your own business and make a comfortable living (£30k)?

Had an idea to try selling plants online. Can't think of another item worth money that you can reproduce again and again.
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>>59158960
Yanks can't tell the difference.
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*kills all of the runts in this thread*
that'll teach you! haha
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>>59158960
Because the gun would've been drawn first, instead of the baton.
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Why do european countries give no effort into assimilating immigrants? Are governments/educational institutions just incompetent?
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>this crying paki

do you think she's lying lads?
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>this bloke trying to cheat the system

what a fucking mug, hope he gets fuck all
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screeching
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>>59158966
....who is this?
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>>59158769
>you can tell they only do it so they seem 'charitable' and 'moral' for fucking a wog
ah yes a highly adroit analysis of women
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>>59159004
>Din't know if I'm a fan of this "working" lads.
Same.

There was a time where working was horrible and I wanted to kill myself every second of it, but nowadays I'm different. It's not that I enjoy it, but I prefer working to just NEETing around all day.
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>>59159038
Why should they assimilate? Bit racist. :/
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>>59159046
>>59159045
what normie event is transpiring?
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>>59159027
A futile pursuit
Runts asexually reproduce, it's impossible to kill them all
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>>59159037
Soo why wouldn't you get the tazer first as a normal police officer
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>>59158974
The actual Peter Griffin seems like a really good guy. He visited Syria once to see what it was like. No random hooligan rorke would do that.
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haha lads i cant stop laffin rofl
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>>59159120
epik trole
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actually quite like this muslim woman house officer, she's smart and is figuring out this bloke easy

quite fit too
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>>59159149
Because tasers only work on one person at a time and even then, they fail all the fucking time. At least a baton isn't one-time use.
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>>59158960
No one attacks someone they know is carrying a gun. Not unless they have guns themselves (which wouldn't be a problem for you euros), are on drugs, or have serious mental issues.
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Had a stonking great shit earlier and deliberately didn't flush the toilet in full knowledge that my roommate's gf was coming over
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>>59159084
i didn't want to feel those feels anon
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>>59158893
This frog's never watched The Bill, lads.
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>>59159158
Yeah visiting Syria sounds like a good idea
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>Congratulations! You have a new match

ah yes
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>>59159287
The cat died shortly after btw
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>>59159301
is there forcey fun time bum action in that one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c&ab_channel=Evalion

holy shit this 16 yo cunny is mental
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I don't like black people
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>>59159336
Now I'm fucking fuming
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>>59158967
How in the blue fuck did this asshole stand there for that long without being tackled and pulverized?
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whats the point of anything if u cant share
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>>59159379
mental? More like perfect.
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>>59159400

So was the cat when it was on fire
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>>59159327
>>59159158
Oh wait

No it doesn't you fucking mug
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>>59159379
Absolute Rorkilda
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>>59159379
Yellow teeth are the worst turn off. Dropped.
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>>59159379
>tfw no conservative gf that also wretches with me at the sight of niggers and pakis
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>>59159336
No it didn't you silly billy.
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>>59159379
what a hero
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>>59159428
I'm absolutely livid
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>>59159379
>literally 'im a woman so there's no repercussion for me'

you can be sure any dude would be beaten to death or sued already
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>>59159410
smugness? I dunno
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>>59159452
You're in the wrong country, lad.
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>>59157211
aelous0091

was in shower
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsJILt2rfw

which one of you madmen was this
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>>59158407
:]
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PMQgPZUdw4
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>>59159253
Ah yes and then the bad guys all have guns because the police do

Can't wait for the innocents to die in the crossfire. Love that gimmick
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If this 13 year old paki with the cat a yank?
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What ever happened to Craven?
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>>59159407
Mate, they're holding assault knives.
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>>59159569
you lot scared him away
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http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8900

bethany platt
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>>59159521
Me. Why do you ask?
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>vocaroos
Whatever happened to East Belfast getting drunk and singing quietly so his da wouldn't beat him for being gay? Is he even still about?
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wish you could still snout in pubs lads

I don't doubt it's caused a lot of people to stop smoking but still
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>>59159569
He should be back from the shop shortly
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unironically think all non-whites are disgusting creatures
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Why do I keep getting Tinder matches then just never say anything to them lads?
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>>59159541
>and then the bad guys all have guns because the police do
I don't think it really works that way. Guns don't just come out of thin air.
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>mfw no brexit
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>>59159685
thankfully the attention seeking twat got banned
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I don't b'leaf it
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>>59159058
make sure its one where animation isnt SHIte
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>>59159685
Ulsterlad got banned
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>>59159661
made me laff
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>>59158813
Yeah. The ones I knew at school got involved in Christmas, etc.
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british women are gross. I'm surprised that ericile disfunction isn't a British national disease.
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But I thought Muslims were peaceful?
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>>59159730

deep down you know you'll be better of if your body is unsullied by temptations of the flesh
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>>59159733
criminals can already get guns
if the police get armed, then criminals will start carrying guns around to defend themselves
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>>59159689
it mainly caused people to go to pubs less. I miss the good old days.
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>>59159685

fuck off, no one cares about you you tragic shit
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Haha I'm so happy lads! Just got a message on my voicemail from the manager of a place I've applied at for a part-time job and they want me to come in for an interview! My own income, here I come!
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>property websites that list properties for rent but don't put photos of them up
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>>59159746
Oh did he? What for?

>>59159811
East Belfast was Ulster? I don't use those gay as fuck flags.
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the poster above me is an undercover paki
don't believe his lies
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>>59159379
Pathetic trying to appeal to desperate /pol/ dwellers

Just like Shoeonhead
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>>59159541
The UK Haas very strict gun laws

Australia and new Zealand both have 4 times as many guns per capita as we do
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>>59159842
Dutch people look goofy

gelled hair and big teeth
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fishy vagina smell
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>>59159869
being a nonce
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>>59159522
alri
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>>59159843
this is shopped right
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>>59159881

shoeonhead had a black boyfriend though
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>>59159866
He's an ugly cunt isn't he? Never noticed how fucked up he looks before
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>>59159870
>>59159881
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>>59159912
Good. Going to ring the ra on him then too.
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>>59159869
Picking fights with all the Catholic NI/RoI lads
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>>59159856
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Ah yes VERY impressive.
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>>59159952
looked
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>>59159843
How do they attack if you don't let them in?

Doubt they would invade
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>>59159892
Our women are fuckable though. Every single British woman looks like shit, prove me wrong
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>>59159893
3 day unwashed bellend smell
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whatcha lookin at, boy!?
wanna get beat up?
*grabs you by your leg*
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>>59159407
Ah yes, the 'I'd have got involved and saved the day!' gimmick

Love it
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>>59159948
ah yes a lot of words that i all read
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*kicks you up the arse and you start squealing deafeningly*
I say lads, we've got us a fucking runt right here!
*picks you up by the forelegs and swings you into a fucking wall, breaking your spine but only increasing the volume of your squeals*
crikey, this one's a runt and a half, and no mistake!
*whistles for the runt hounds, and they scamper in and finish the kill*

runts are foul beasts, absolutely foul
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>>59159792
Feel like this stipulation is unnecessary unless you're trying to imply something that will annoy me.
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>>59159448
Obviously wasn't going on holiday you fucking mug spastic aspie twat rasheed
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>>59159943
We just don't know, Frog man.
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>>59159990
He was sound enough with me tbqh.
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>>59160019
I'm not going to defend British woman

degenerate cunts they are
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>>59159943
It's a sensational headline, he actually said trump's rhetoric could cause muslims to turn extremist.

But the sentiment is the same.
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turns out the paki was a liar who would have thought
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>>59159847
>then criminals will start carrying guns around to defend themselves
Usually in the relationship between police and criminals, the police are on the defensive. And if it were possible for criminals to get an edge up on the police, such as with guns, they would have already done so.
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>>59160019
This is leftist propaganda

People have been cherrypicking examples and claiming we're inbred and so need immigrants and must breed with foreigners

To that I say: fuck off cuck
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>>59159942
great song, but I feel a little gayer everytime I listen to it :\\
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>>59159955
>above me

Stupid Bruce mong
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>>59159993
>Tanned-german
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>>59160050
absolutely love this gimmick
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>>59160100

>we buy any car
>won't buy a car

ah yes
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>>59159993
>tanned german
What does this mean?
>>
>>59160070
you must have been low key, it didn't take much to set him off
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>>59160100

yeah i'm sure this is legit
also not funny fuck off
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>>59160075
the existence of laicity is enough to turn muslims to terrorism anyway
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>>59160080
If he's brown, put him down.
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>playing survival mode on fallout
>last save was an hour ago
>running low on ammo
>can't find a bed to sleep in
>completely surrounded
HMMMMMM
very impressive, this is fucking intense desu. I'm literally sweating.
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>>59160172
It isn't a car
it has no engine
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howling
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>>59159952
Actually not bad looking when he was young
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>>59160206
black as the ace of spades
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>>59160172
>he thinks it's real

Pineal gland status: cremated
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>>59160061
The government travel advice is for all travel not just holidays you "fucking mug spastic aspie twat rasheed"
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>>59160100
that company are fucking scammers anyway
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>>59159993
>tanned german
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>>59160100
These fake company letters are getting lazier.
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>>59160155
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>>59160149
Keep listening to it on repeat then? :))
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>>59160172
An item doesn't become a car just by being shaped like one. Otherwise mashed potatoes could be a car.

>>59160218
I'm pretty forthright with my sectarianism.
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>>59160168
>>59160050
you should be more tolerant towards runts 2bh
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man utd players lying on the coach floor after west ham lads smashed the window haha

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/730124710185467904
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>>59160132
Even Pakis look better than British women, though.
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Paki at work got mad because I refused to shake a paki's hand

lmao
>>
anyone who likes anime is a fucking loser
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>>59160061
Wait you legitimately thought the old leader of the bnp was called Peter Griffin?

Fucks sake lad
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>>59160303

>implying you wouldn't drive a mashed potato car
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>>59160357
very good post
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Jesus Christ lads, it sure is fucking great to be left wing. Everything in life is brighter this way. You should try it some day, btw the pussy game is amazing.
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>>59160270
What does that have to do with any of my comments

You trying to be patronising or something you little runt?
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>>59160311
Fuck off rasheed
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>i send le joke to company and they respond hehe! xD
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>>59160382
>implying an Irishman has enough potatoes to make a mashed potato car
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>>59160308
>mummeh
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>>59160038
People in the US have cars which is what I understand they used to hit the guy with shortly before they stabbed him to death. Those people were fucking cowards and so are you if you would put up with that in your own back yard.
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Poleaboo has started cutting again
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World War III WHEN lads
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>>59159049
fucking hell
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>>59160357
*loses*
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>>59160308
Eeee it's like another Munich are kid
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>>59160311
Confirmed Rasheed
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>>59160243

>buy a normal car
>remove the engine

ah yes since this large metal frame has no engine, it was never, and can never be a car
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>>59159733
You must realise hoe blackmarket economics work, right?

If the criminals feel the serrious need for guns they'll get hold of them.

>>59159890
Yes, I'm not saying Daggy Boy 44 from Hownslow Street Raiders is going to a gun shop to buy one.
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>>59160468
Started uploading to ifunny.co first?
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>>59160435
>can't remember what he said two posts ago

How can you be so thick
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>>59160308
Looks banterous

>ywn play for a top 5 EPL team
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*scans the horizon for etsubatsus*
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Jesus Christ lads, it sure is fucking great to be left wing. Everything in life is brighter this way. You should try it some day, btw the pussy game is amazing.
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>>59160357
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>>59160299
:^)) want willy now lol
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>>59160311
Yeah, nah... back to morocco you go, paki
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>>59160055
;((())()(000000))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>59160527
Technically not a car, just a car chassis at that point.
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spilt half my dinner on my laptop haha
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Lads I work for a Muslim and he's an extremely nice guy, but I have my suspicions about him.

1. His friend pops in sometimes, they refer to each other as "brother". They're not biologically brothers.

2. He plays Muslim music quite a lot. I walked in once and he had it playing, he immediately turned it off when he saw me, asked me if I understood what they were singing about, I said no and then he smiled and continued playing it

Very suspicious if you ask me
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>>59160569
quite like when you post this

hope you keep it up
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>>59160633
What's on the menu (and on your laptop) tonight?
>>
>>59160570
>feminists
>pussy game

ah yes of course
>>
any ruskies on?
im looking for a song on a soviet era kids cartoon sang by a mouse with a guitar and the lyrics repeat something similar to "life is great"
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>>59160615

>car chassis

yes but the word car in is in the term, therefore it's a car

checkmate atheist
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>>59160438
>>59160522
>>59160603
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>>59160593
cam with me on MSN x
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>>59160642
go on then, whats your favourite nasheed?
>>
nighty night lads, off to sleep
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>>59160642
I know a muzzie cunt and he always calls me bro every sentence


Fuck you moslem bastard I'm not your bro


Muslims will burn in hell
>>
My gf is a 40 year old paki girl lads
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>>59160642
Quantum Rorke
>>
>West Ham Poonited
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>>59160311
Literally howling. Nice one lad.
>>
all daffodils are purple, did you know that?
>>
>>59160468
Same desu lad, haven't self harmed for over a year until last week.
I've been burning myself instead of cutting though. Burned myself with a lighter a few times last week and burned myself with a cig today.
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>>59160707
Yeah have fun having your wife bred by mehmet incase you get too inbred and end up white like British people
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>>59160771
>he thinks he's achieved something
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>>59160771
pics?
>>
sat with the muslim end of the table and discussed shisha and amsterdam with them at work lunch today

was quite entertaining
>>
>>59160552
>EPL
FOY
>>59160570
t. ryan giggs
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>>59160680
spaghetti with olive oil and cheese accompanied with a big omelette filled with cheese and some andouille (pork intestines)

Absolutely divine if I'm being honest

didn't have time so make sauce because i'm also baking a cake tho
>>
watching Gavin and Stacy lads
Starting to warm up to it
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>>59158334
>not independent
>attacking it must not have any consequences
>>
Getting ready to go pick up from a mate before going to my usual spot for 2 spliffs while watching Only Fools and Horses. Might mix it up tonight with an episode of Open All Hours.

Live with parents so i'm sat in the car.
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New we wuz kangz meme lads
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>>59160835
/brit/
>>
>>59160881
what area of france do you live in?
>>
>>59160843
He has. A paki gf is undeniably 3-4 tiers above any British one.
>>
>>59160881

i'm coming over tomorrow

cook me something nice
>>
>>59160866
>shisha

Yeah big fan of the hubbly bubbly myself desu
>>
>>59160881
Sounds lovely desu
What kinda cake is in the oven?
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>>59160947
Brittany, i'm a faggot
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>>59159630
great post

anyone know how to download from ITV Hub?
>>
Just realised I've been sat on the toilet for 30 minutes. Time flies when you're shitposting, emphasis on the shit waheey
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>>59160835
>implying he's White

Only pakis say British women are ugly
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>brits want to ban this
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>>59160308
as much as we hate mancs scousers would never do something as low-brow as this in 2016
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>>59160794
which part of salford you from?
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canada y u no
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>You have to be nice to Muslims or they will turn into terrorists.

What even is this rhetoric lads? Is it admitting Muslims are one bad day away from blowing themselves up in a crowd?
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>>59161051
ruddy hell, look at the schnoz on her
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>Poochester Poonited
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>>59160962
Rasheed.
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>>59160962
epic trole
>>
>>59161051
she's a feminist retard so they would be right
>>
BROWN
LIKE THE COLOUR OF POO

YELLOW
LIKE THE COLOUR OF WEE
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>>59161039
British women are ugly, though.
And I'm white.
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>>59161051
business idea: import brown qts but ban the burka
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>>59161102
xD
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>>59161039
Just goes to show how much higher Paki standards are compared to British ones.
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>>59160947
south-west but i'm originally from brittany

>>59160963
sure m8 you bring the wine and spirits okay

>>59161005
a pretty simple one, gâteau breton
>flour
>sugar
>butter
>egg yolks
>>
>>59160698
why
>>
WHITE
LIKE THE COLOUR OF CUM
>>
Will be on the watch for fatuous posts in the next half hour or so
>>
>>59160120
Are you memeing me or purposely missing the point? Because you're not that dumb
>>
>>59161220
>A FUCKING JOINT
>>
*posts fatously*
>>
>>59160733
kk just waiting for my mum to finish with the webcam in her room xx
>>
Is "I was shitposting" a valid defence in court? I've posted some stuff here that the Orwellian nanny state government might not like, surely they know I was simply being ironic
>>
>>59161202
t. cara poster
>>
>>59161051
ugly pakpak
>>
why are syrian girls so beautiful
>>
fuck me these pears from sainsbury's are still rock-fucking-solid
been like a week now
are they ever going to soften up?
what the fuck is wrong with these cunts man
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>>59161228
he's doing it again

he's just so funny XDDDDD
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post some goddamn 50p coins
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>>59161288
no, i hate that fucker
Cara has a fucking horseface
>>
>>59161287
same

probably done more nazi and terrorist posting than anyone else here

hope the bobby doesn't find out about it haha x
>>
new

>>59161333
>>59161333
>>59161333
>>
>>59161247
Semen is the seed of life, like how White people created civilisation.
>>
>>59161349
stick them in the microwave
>>
>>59161010
Do they call faggots in prison Brittanys over there too? It's a shame it has a negative connotation because they're a great breed of dog as well.
>>
>>59161367
bit harsh
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>>59161202
t. brum
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>>59161360
Lad please calm down, you're embarrassing yourself....
>>
>>59161366
>goddamn

fuck off
>>
>>59161247
>>59161178
>humans come in 3 different colours
>we produce bodily fluids that match those 3 colours

It's that kind of shit that makes you believe there could be a god
>>
>>59161280
A post fatuous largely due to the misspelling of 'fatuously'
>>
>>59161463
4 different colours actually
but we produce 4 bodily fluids too so
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>>59160928
That sounds cosy as FUCK bruv
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>>59161442
look at how smart and witty he is

unbelievable
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>>59161606
saliva
mucus
semen
bile
lymph
blood

i'm sure theres many more
>>
>>59161106
Same way we have to be nice to white working class lads in case they turn all skinheady and beat up browns
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almost got lead god
got hit once
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