TV license edition
cara
crayon pop
leelee
>>59153136
How old is that looks fucking 1890s mate.
Anime
ellie kendrick on my willy when
karen
>>59153175
where are the other 2 gremlins?
Kyary
>>59153204
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-35671519
>>59153283
Your mother and your sister.
>quaich
TV license inspectors just knocked on the doors lads
*trendy saying*
>anti-smoking types
https://twitter.com/AdamCoIIins/status/729790297182511104
imagine being a chinky lad in the UK and having to put yourself down as "british - asian", lumped with the pakis
feel sorry for them 2bh
>>59153283
>quiddich
Am I able to hide my money in off-shore bank accounts lads, or do you have to be rich for that? Literally don't give a shit about paying taxes or contributing to the country.
Why are you guys so obsessed with the monarch? Didn't their ancestors shit all over your ancestors
>>59153373
well let them in friend, I hope you have your license laminated and ready to present?
oh you don't? well you'll have to present something else...
>>59153327
doesn't really make sense :\\\
>>59153373
are you under investigation?
>>59153469
Sorry
TV license inspectors just knocked down the door lads
nearing the end of the History of Rome podcast lads.
bit sad. feel sorry for the Romans living in 476ad.
>>59153204
>>59153446
No.
Ah, yes. Trump is soooooo stupid. Any idiot can become the worlds most successful real estate tycoon and make a fortune worth billions. I'm really sure he secures deals and would talk in office the way he does in media soundbites
>>59153469
pretty sure he supposed to call your mother and sister grimlins
Just knocked on some cunts door saying I was TV licensing haha
>>59153421
twat
Chanmi
tights desu
>>59153534
uh sauce? I'm always in need of background noise for GSG's
love is like a game that i dont know how to play
if u see me in the streets im not gonna show my face
want to show u that im not worthless
i have taught myself how to supress my urges
>>59153378
based Brian
>>59153624
ahh yes
>>59153624
>that lack of self awareness
"TRUMP IS RACIST"
"What has he said that's racist?"
"ARE YOU KIDDIN ME"
>>59153570
>where are they?
>your mum
doesn't sound logical to me 2bh
>>59153562
>trump is a bad business man
>he's been '''''''''''''''bankrupt''''''''''''''''' 4 times
>>59153534
Which podcast lad?
>>59153644
its on kickasstorrents i believe
>>59153445
you need a certain amount of money for it to be worth the hassle lad
>>59153378
WHAT A BLOODY RACIST
https://twitter.com/AdamCoIIins/status/712642780644917248
>>59153552
But they did didn't they
>>59153562
if the idiot's rich daddy bails him out every time he fucks up until he gets it right, i dont see why not
>>59153624
>Anonymous
>>59153669
>Big Bri #BlackpoolFC #Babestation #Sex #SexyWomen mainly chat sexy women and football on here
>>59153741
Out of a portfolio of hundreds of businesses?
>>59153745
the one of your mum fingering herself down the phone to me
>>59153635
extremely good post
just observed a TV license man knocking on the door of some poor lad lads
>>59153745
History of Rome podcast
>>59153797
My dad
I like to set challenges with my gf sexually.
For example, when we had the day off, I told her I wanted to see how many times I could make her cum with just my tongue and nothing else. Spent the entire evening just working her clit, labia, nipples, ass and thighs with my tongue. Had to take a break every time she came, she'd just lie there spazzing out.
The goal was 5 times, made it 6. Could have made it more but she gets very sensitive down there after cumming and couldn't take any more.
>>59153786
Nah I mean loosely but only northerners.
>British police will never look like this
lmaoing @ your pathetic women
>>59153888
do you want to do that to my boiclitti
>>59153888
no one cares you normie cunt
People actually trust UKIP.
>>59153624
I don't believe that this image constitutes an argument 2bh.
>>59153888
OUTTTTTTT
>>59153918
>tfw no motorway cops gf
west hams bowling ground is being converted to a mosque inshallah
You guys dont actually hate US office do you? I can understand liking UK office more but the US office is funny too.
>>59153803
welcome
>I'm so sick of politicians they're all the same fucking liars
>Anti-establishment/mainstream parties come along (Trump/UKIP)
>BOOOOOOOOO *votes labour*
People want change but are too scared to take it and cling to the safety of the system they know and hate
>>59153797
he knows what he wants
https://twitter.com/bigblackpoolbri/status/696341663208337408
![eb2af3b2-ae36-4dd1-b4d1-7f022f99ab53[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FihLuWz.jpg "eb2af3b2-ae36-4dd1-b4d1-7f022f99ab53[1].jpg")
>I like to set challenges with my gf sexually.
>For example, when we had the day off, I told her I wanted to see how many times I could make her cum with just my tongue and nothing else. Spent the entire evening just working her clit, labia, nipples, ass and thighs with my tongue. Had to take a break every time she came, she'd just lie there spazzing out.
>The goal was 5 times, made it 6. Could have made it more but she gets very sensitive down there after cumming and couldn't take any more.
>>59154069
It's Yank humour. Yank humour is not funny.
>>59154014
>>59153945
:^)
>>59153624
>Trump is awful
>That's not a rebuttal
Why would you need to rebut this statement?
>>59154069
Comparing them is always stupid. They're two different things.
The U.K. office is a dark comedy grounded in grim reality
US office is a zany sitcom with silly characters and outrageous situations
Both have their merits and complaints
liking this Portuguese poster if I'm honest
>>59154084
>voting for a party whose policies you dont agree with just because theyre anti establishment
>>59154240
Exactly why DO people vote Labour?
>>59153888
this isn't real
#puff
>>59154288
because they agree with labour's policies?
https://twitter.com/bigblackpoolbri/status/730084568368349185
>90 years old
She'll be fine.
>>59154288
Muslims and working class people who still think Labour represent the white working class (which Labour absolutely detests).
willy is erecting a statue of itself
>>59154288
>I'm not rich therefore I vote labour
>labour will give me free stuff because I'm not rich
Implying this just doesn't keep things status quo and keep people poor. Givin people free things won't help people move out of being poor
sex
e
xes
>Why yes, Trump may be a 'billionaire', but so would I my dear with favourable economic circumstances, hindsight and entrepreneurship.
>>59154391
Exactly why they are Paki anti-semites now mate.
slow down brother
did you know that orange juice is frozen and concentrated for commercial use, and the process removes the flavour, so they have to add flavour with something called a "flavour pack" when they rehydrate it?
>>59154307
okay
>>59154426
Le everyone is capable of being nuclear scientists meme.
i hate myself annd want to die
Daily reminder that the metropolitan left (i.e the people in charge) despise you, your family and everyone you love
http://youtu.be/IKf8d4Y-NlM
Meet a magician who's main job is a neuroscientist today lads
>>59154571
alri james
>>59153893
Sounds.....harrowing
>>59154652
only rorkes and uni lefties watch QT
business idea: print out a picture of a chimpanzees arsehole, frame it and leave it on someone's doorstep
what a handsome young man
>>59154652
This video makes me rage every damn time
>>59154678
whose*
>>59154740
insufferable bent narcissist
>>59154730
here's one >>59153148
>>59154740
milo gaynopolis is kinda based :)
Trump wants to ban this
>>59154740
@bigblackpoolbri @LoftussCheeek @skiiiiis >>59154740 #puff
is 28c and 56% humidity good lads?
yanks
Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class -- whether that class be hereditary royalty, oligarchs of financial empires, or entrenched bureaucracy.
>40kb/s
ahh yes, very impressive
Why were the Brits so mean to the Americans back in the 1700s?
>>59154924
It's not bad, but it's slightly uncomfortable
>>59154455
Funny how that loud anti-semitic mob in their party are all muslims..
installing stellaris boyos
>>59155017
have a feeling its lying to me, but there is a 5% error margin
its very stuffy here
>>59155084
same
Would like to see how over-represented Muslims are in the Labour party desu
someone sponser me a what.cd membership
>sun comes out
>some twat starts mowing his lawn
>another twat starts playing monkey music
Fuck sake. Just wanted to sit outside.
>>59155156
riddle me this
what's the best song on the new meme grips album?
>>>/ck/7658358
lads i want to share this with you
do you reckon the Trainspotting remake will be any good lads
>>59155108
82F (28C) is nice outdoor weather, tshirt/shorts kind of thing
56% humidity will get kind of sticky, stuffy makes sense if you don't have a window and/or fan blowing
riddle me this
what's brown, anti-semitic and is ruining this country?
>tfw beta orbit this chick thinking i was in with a chance
>tfw pic of me and her ivistting a city together on my normiebook
>tfw everyone is like 'wew man nice one'
>tfw she told me im like a brother to her
>>59155084
bretty good
quite in depth and the ai is decent
bit overwhelming at first, make sure you do the tutorial
>>59155183
just drive to the forest or something
you're all literal pubes on my ballsack
lads
where can I learn DIY?
my dad's dead an I missed out on a lot of valuable advice and learning experiences
do placed do workshops and shit?
>>59155217
trick question, there isn't one
>>59155217
It's only 39 mins long and on youtube m8
listen to it yourself
>>59155401
no invite for you
>>59155275
You mean the sequel?
>>59154652
Ah yes, the 'i cant get a job, but an immigrant has a job so theyre the problem' meme.
LOVE IT one of my favourites
>>59155392
/diy
very mature board. Slow moving but lots of reasonable and succesful adults on there to guide you.
>>59155429
absolute idiot.
delete this post.
>>59154708
100,000 Northerners
>>59155419
little shit deserved to die
don't know where the fuck are snow is off to
want to do a wank but my friend's downstairs and might come up
*creeps up on you from behind*
Aluminum
>>59155535
maybe they'll come and help you out? :)
never been to england lol
>>59155275
>>59155434
Porno was kind of shitty compared to Trainspotting (the book), so I have my concerns with the movie but if Danny Boil and the crew can pull it off I'd be happy
>>59155599
Why are the English such cucks?
![FrontCover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YBspkgj.jpg "FrontCover[1].jpg")
What are your thoughts on Tommy Robinson?
Every interview I've seen of his seems entirely reasonable.
might have a wank before bed
swear someone was behind me just then
>>59155599
The way English people absolutely bent over during the referendum was an embarrassment. We don't fucking need Scots.
But only love
can break your heart
Try to be sure
right from the start
Yes only love
can break your heart
What if your world
should fall apart?
>>59155519
Just imagine how awful it would have been if they had lived and their descendents were around now. Thats like 3000000 more people in the dole queues
>>59155507
I suppose lad
are there not classes I can take then?
Might go upstairs and wank my friend off before bed
>>59155673
White. Not bent. Working class.
Great lad.
>>59155677
is that a tgirl? could have sworn i wanked to her
might watch one of my mates wank off my other mate before bed
>>59155673
he gets a lot of shit but he's got a good point
watch his Oxford Union speech
Waiting for my mate to go upstairs and wank off my other mate so I can film it and post it on facebook.
Absolute banter
>>59155599
>tfw Scotland runs the biggest deficit in Europe despite not having borrowing powers
Haha fucking English cucks pay for our country
>>59154652
>that guy who just tells him that he's not really having a shit time and is just a big racist
W-E-W
he's completely right though, a lot of people are getting fucked over in the labour markets
>>59155764
doubt it
>>59155517
I realised my mistake after I posted and will reflect over it while I make dinner
the answer is 8080808 btw
Doing a listen to some Watsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymviFhj6JZw
>>59155828
yeah i have, i can't believe they gave him a platform, fair play.
Rainy summer nights are the best.
So comfy.
>>59154072
Thank you
going upstairs to watch my mate watch my other mate wank my other mate off before bed
>>59155892
he should throw himself off another scaffold
>>59155828
>but he's got a good point
>>59155738
*waits patiently*
>>59155673
>if i have the photo for me book showing me wearing a poppy, people will definitely think i'm dead patriotic and that.
>>59155917
>23 minute old post
mong
going round to my mates mates mates house to watch my mate watch his mate wank his mate off before bed
why is racism bad?
might not wank
>Police hand Cliff Richard sexual abuse claims to prosecutors, sources say
>The Crown Prosecution Service was handed a file of evidence from South Yorkshire police on Tuesday to consider whether there is a realistic prospect of conviction over an allegation that Richard sexually assaulted a young boy in the 1980s.
Why is everyone in showbiz a paedo?
>>59155730
Why don't the tories implement northerner population control? It's ethical as they harm the wildlife around them.
Absolute TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koBs4TsNAdc&index=4
>>59156081
bad lad
>>59156095
>South Yorkshire police
aka. murderers
>>59155954
he has you fucking sheepshagging waste of space
>>59155998
Can't do it with all these other lads around.
>>59155828
His speech was fucking toilet that didn't reveal anything we don't already know.
And it's a shame that his "point", which is conveyed much better by someone like Douglas Murray, involves acting like a fucking football hooligan.
>>59155954
rasheed
literally the only reason i'm a NEET is because those bloody darkies stole all of our jobs
my new meme just passed the peer reviews lads
get in
>>59156071
It's okay to be racist but don't be one of those edgy immature sixth former kids who thinks he's hardcore by being vocal about it
>>59153624
not an argument
>>59155913
wish it would actually cool down instead of just stay 400 degrees
>>59156095
>South Yorkshire police
ah very trustworthy source!
>>59156183
I'm going to slam the door shut and jam a chair inbetween the doorknob as soon as you come in dw.
nothing ever works out for me and my life is complete shit
if my parents weren't alive i'd kill myself in a heartbeat
>>59156237
enjoying this gimmick
>>59156267
OK. Put some music on too.
>>59155673
>Every interview I've seen of his seems entirely reasonable
Yeah, he appeals to the sort of thickos that think hurling bacon is really going to solve our Muslim issue rather than garner them sympathy, which it actually does.
>>59156316
lol
the AVERAGE female is as narcissistic as the worst male serial killers
>>59156316
hilarious post
>>59153624
>trump is awful
>a legitimate criticism
*blindsides your door with a gauntleted backhand to the face before tripping it over and sending it crashing to the ground with a reverse roundhouse kick*
>>59156012
I was cleaning my room.
>>59156316
The court jester is here lads
>>59156316
It'd still make people feel iffy about your mum and dad if you killed yourself soon after they died
>>59156440
you were masturbating, admit it you disgusting little man
>>59156192
>Douglas Murray
>He is openly gay.[39]
DROPPED
Bumped into someone on omegle that still denies Rotherham even happened. Mental.
anyone watching this council house program on 4?
>>59156410
>releasing flies from your mouth
>a legitimate rebuttal
>>59156499
I was serious about cleaning my room
>>59156663
post pics of clean room
kind of disturbs me to see muslims pushing prams around in my little country town, never seen them around here before
fuck sake man its going to be ruined
>>59156352
How's this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF3zw4sKf4I
>>59156684
he just emailed me this
>>59156553
Wonder if they vote Labour.
>>59153624
>>59156628
Spiritual conjunctivitis
>>59156670
ahhh yes, the european dream
>>59156770
deviant
>>59156746
Livin the life off mommy and daddy's allowance
>>59156722
Perfect x
still find it preposterous that australia's allowed to do eurovision
they literally could not be further from europe, they are on the literal other side of the globe
>>59156628
>£6000 in debt
>i tried to get payday loans
just betrayed 1400 children
>>59156905
how horrific was it?
Why do rasheeds pretend that people who don't like pakis and wogs are the ones who live in little villages and/or entirely white areas and have never seen a non-white? Those people are the cheerleaders for immigration since they've never experienced the anarchy these vermin cause and thus live in a utopian fantasy world. I see pakis every day and I have many non white friends but I'd still deport them all given the chance.
>>59156108
Id like to see it happen but the Tories need at least some poor racists to vote for them.
delete all your posts please
>>59156879
just because they're white
how bloody racist
*gives a bad person a good idea*
>>59153136
>he fell for the TV licence meme
>Dad selling house of my nan that recently died
>Fines original bill of sale.
>£1485 in 1957
>Sold for £155,000
Ah yes very impressive
>>59116251
i know, even after a day of rain and 14c it's bloody roasting in my room
fecking 'ell
>>59156977
Yes, solid argument. I can see you've put a lot of thought into it.
business idea: kill our nans and sell their houses for £155,000
anyone want to roleplay rape scenarios via email/skype ?
>>59156977
people on /brit/ who moan about pakis tend to brag about how white their village is
>>59155917
>>59157014
Kek. My grandparents have lived in the same house since 1959 and it cost them £1230 back then.
>>59157014
>yfw you realise inflation means they actually lost money on it
>>59157110
Hmm. Possibly. Whats your skype?
>>59156977
In my experience normal white people in multicultural areas are less racist because they know most foreigners are just normal people not terrorist recruiters.
The whites that live in those areas that are racist are almost always Tommy Robinson style racists. The 'an immigrant has a job why dont I' whiners.
Source: whitey from a really really mixed area in the UK
what are you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRckY9N2sDA
Let me tell you how I, an 18 year old kissless virgin, probably could've got a gf 3 times in the past year but my autism wouldn't allow me.
girl #1
>had a crush on her since literally year 10
>suddenly she starts talking to me and giving me massages all the time
>when she'd hug me I wouldn't hug her back, so I'd just awkwardly stand there with my arms by my side until she'd say "hug me back anon"
>couldn't talk to her without stuttering like crazy, going red and shaking
>this went on for 2 months
>only managed to bring myself to have a few short conversations with her
>she eventually gave up on me
Girl #2
>staying behind in college to do some work
>suddenly I'm hit with derealisation/depersonalisation
>"o shit I have to go home"
>on my way out a shy qt that's always staring at me tries to talk to me
>I'm completely out of reality at this point so I'm just staring at her while she's talking to me
>it was very hard to understand what she was saying because my mind was absolutely fucked so I kept saying "W-WHAT?" With a perplexed look on my face after everything she said
>we finally get to the exit and she just walks off really fast and doesn't even say bye
Girl #3
>like girl #1 she just started hugging me and talking to me all the time
>at a party
>she practically runs at me and hugs me
>I don't hug her back because autism
>she pulls away and smiles while looking at me for about 5 seconds
>I just stare back at her with a forced smile
>her friends come over
>she says "doesn't anon have perfect teeth? Smile, anon"
>her and all her friends are eagerly looking at me
>over whelmed mr krabs.jpg
>"come on anon, smile for me"
>force a horrible smile, she smiles back
>"aww isn't he cute"
>I tell them I'm going for a smoke
>actively avoided them for the rest of the night
>literally never saw her again
I just cannot believe how autistic I am. Like this isn't your garden variety 4chan "autism", this has got to be full on professionally diagnosable autism.
