Apologize edition
FOY
leelee
just looked in the mirror and realised im a paki
fs why did nobody ever tell me
>>59157942
The Americansd burned down the Canadian Parliament not long before this so it was revenge
just got into bed lads, snuggle up? :)
had my first driving lesson earlier today and I was so anxious I literally vomited all over the dashboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPR03ezWmt0 [Embed]
My gf on set
>>59157938
Halts Maul du Inselaffe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEWXvamC88
wew
>>59158063
colourblindness
>>59158097
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also nonce
>>59158063
I found this out recently, always thought I just had a good tan
Kyary
investing in some contemporary art
for tax reasons
listening to the smiths extremely happy
friendly reminder that i love everybody in this thread
>>59157942
really in the mood for feet lads
>>59158204
fav track?
>>59157942
Just found out that my dad has cancer, AND he remortgaged his house in December.
A top Tuesday so far, lads.
>>59158214
I have a patent on that
pooed in a public restroom today
Why are the English such cucks?
>>59158074
Canada was not a country back then
>female police officers
Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
Been listening to Nirvana a lot recently. Brings back memories of my teenage depression period where id literally not leave the house for weeks. Fucking great times compared to now.
if you had no bones, could you train your muscles enough that they could keep you upright all the time?
>the brit method
FUCK RIGHT OFF
>>59158301
>restroom
foy
Josie is pooing in a private restroom right now
>>59158334
>canada is a country now
Just found out that my cancer has dad, AND he housed his mortgage in December.
A top Tuesday so far, lads.
Just went to a restaurant on my own
Don't why I went, I fucking hate eating in public
Shouldn't have went
I was the only one there on my own, lots of couples
>>59158268
This Charming Man, wbu?
>>59158279
>sitting on public toilet
>for whatever reason my foreskin was back
>leant forward slightly
>bellend touched inside of the toilet bowl
>warm, wet feeling
>leant back and looked at my dick
>most of my head covered in poo
>i hadn't started shitting yet
most grim experience of my life, literally sat under the shower for an hour
>>59158334
Yes I know you yank twat where did I imply it was
>>59158313
>Why are the English such cucks?
I found that out in Medieval Total war but I can't say why.
>>59158418
thanks for that
listening to some Deep Purple
>>59158399
oh dear
>humidity is 95% outside
is that normal
Feeling quite dizzy tbqhwy lads. Debating whether I should drive to work or just get the bus.
>>59158248
good lad
>>59158407
ur mum lul
>>59158399
pretend to jot down notes and you'll appear to be a critic
>>59158407
probs How Soon Is Now.
think it was the first Smiths tune i ever listened to fully.
my opinion on blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7qrtsEwHGI
>>59158464
98% here according to google
what's the appeal of it?
>>59158374
It is still a British Dominion tbf.
>>59158464
It's cold m8
what are you on about ffs
Getting a haircut on friday lads
l-lads...
>>59158542
Should be British territory 2bqh
>>59158538
you can trade in the points for fabulous prizes
Shitposting on mumsnet again lads
>>59158487
Hm :/
>>59158493
nice. Not a massive Smiths fan but they're alri.
>tfw can't eat in front of people
>tfw normies realise they've never saw you eat
>"anon do you ever eat? I've never saw you eat food before"
>all the other normies look at you expectantly
Not a fan desu
No poos just farts
>>59158477
C U T I E
U
T
I
E
>>59158351
No bones, so no tendons, so no useful muscle.
>>59158536
>>59158545
humidity and temperature are separate things
>>59158488
This. Or you can just say you write a food blog.
>>59158337
>French cops
Was walking in town and went past the theatre, there was a poster with a naked black hugging a naked white girl
Fucking disgusting, felt a bit sick
>>59158201
Really enjoy this meme art.
Unironically want a print of it.
>>59158571
Just print more money and make salaries bigger
>>59158110
pakis are not human
>>59158477
really, really like this picture
>>59158337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkxMUeOSrgU
>French police officers
>>59158637
thanks for the insight
I remember in year 9 I sat for the whole summer in my room playing videogames
I could count on one hand the amount of times I left the house
When I went back to school and had to walk around to get to classes my knees hurt because they had barely been used over summer
I wish my dad was still about to see me. He must have been so disappointed when he knew me. I had mates sure, but I hated summer so I stayed inside instead
>>59158571
Damn 2004, calm down
Guuzen nante kantan na kotoba de surechigai
Hanarete shimau nante kangaeru dake de mune
No oku ga itakute
Junsui ni kimi to tsunagatte itai yo ima mo
Nannen mo nanjuunen mo kono saki
no mirai mo Ichido kiri no jinsei dakara
Kimi no mae ja sunao de itai'n da
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNc7GzRSqM
>>59158732
ha ha ye
>>59158651
clearly too busy restocking the wank bank
i know i would
>>59158571
So basically it got fucked up under new labour as with most things
>>59158477
dobby
>>59158651
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kH0MWnn0VU
>>59158659
I know what you mean mate, I often see girls with half caste kids
Makes me fucking wretch, you can tell they only do it so they seem 'charitable' and 'moral' for fucking a wog
>>59158337
Ask Micky, jt can happen to a male cop
The Based Bill
>>59158337
This is why even normal patrol police should have guns.
>>59158418
Absolutely howling
Do pakis celebrate british holidays?
>>59158785
Because of something that happened in a movie?
>>59158813
No and they also try to stop other people celebrating them
>>59158813
yes.
they are british through and through
:^)
>>59158785
Worked out so well for you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
>>59158708
I played Dragon Quest VIII pretty much non-stop for a whole summer once. I think it gave me mild autism.
>>59158783
doubt they'd have raped a male tho
>>59158760
>dobby will never run her bum up and down your crotch
>>59158813
Yes and they also encourage other people to celebrate them
>>59158418
>shit on the front side of the bowl
Why even lie?
>>59158571
green belts
>>59158813
yeah mate they stand at the airport cheering when big dave and his family from darlington fly off to benidorm in the summer
>>59158418
>>59158785
She was reaching to get a tazer and he knocked it out her hand
Why wouldn't he have knocked a gun out too?
Only a film btw m8
>>59158191
lets say thursday for the next one
wednesday wont be good cos have to be up early thursday morning
assuming itll be the anime again so you choose
>That nigger who just walks by like she saw nothing out of the ordinary..
https://youtu.be/pkXl3jzyzcE?t=59
>>59158813
Yes, they celebrate great British holidays like Ramadan.
>be me, in year 9
>some fat, legit low functioning autistic guy was in sixth form
>he's the absolute spitting image of Peter griffin
>every time we saw him around school we'd all shout "PEEEEDAH, PEEDAH GRIFFINNNN" in the stereotypical Down syndrome voice
>the autistic guy would start making unearthly noises and the girls from sixth form would come out and call us little bastards and comfort the Wild autist
The ironic thing is, that autistic guy is probably more successful than me. He's definitely received more attention from girls than me.
>>59158903
Well somehow there is always shit and piss on the floor so it's not unlikely
>my local greggs shut up shop an hour early
fucking mugs
>>59158916
good post
Din't know if I'm a fan of this "working" lads.
What's a good way to run your own business and make a comfortable living (£30k)?
Had an idea to try selling plants online. Can't think of another item worth money that you can reproduce again and again.
>>59158960
Yanks can't tell the difference.
*kills all of the runts in this thread*
that'll teach you! haha
>>59158960
Because the gun would've been drawn first, instead of the baton.
Why do european countries give no effort into assimilating immigrants? Are governments/educational institutions just incompetent?
>this crying paki
do you think she's lying lads?
>this bloke trying to cheat the system
what a fucking mug, hope he gets fuck all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
screeching
>>59158966
....who is this?
>>59158769
>you can tell they only do it so they seem 'charitable' and 'moral' for fucking a wog
ah yes a highly adroit analysis of women
important webm
>>59159004
>Din't know if I'm a fan of this "working" lads.
Same.
There was a time where working was horrible and I wanted to kill myself every second of it, but nowadays I'm different. It's not that I enjoy it, but I prefer working to just NEETing around all day.
>>59159038
Why should they assimilate? Bit racist. :/
>>59159046
>>59159045
what normie event is transpiring?
>>59159027
A futile pursuit
Runts asexually reproduce, it's impossible to kill them all
>>59159037
Soo why wouldn't you get the tazer first as a normal police officer
>>59158974
The actual Peter Griffin seems like a really good guy. He visited Syria once to see what it was like. No random hooligan rorke would do that.
haha lads i cant stop laffin rofl
>>59159120
epik trole
actually quite like this muslim woman house officer, she's smart and is figuring out this bloke easy
quite fit too
>>59159149
Because tasers only work on one person at a time and even then, they fail all the fucking time. At least a baton isn't one-time use.
>>59158960
No one attacks someone they know is carrying a gun. Not unless they have guns themselves (which wouldn't be a problem for you euros), are on drugs, or have serious mental issues.
Had a stonking great shit earlier and deliberately didn't flush the toilet in full knowledge that my roommate's gf was coming over
>>59159084
i didn't want to feel those feels anon
>>59158893
This frog's never watched The Bill, lads.
>>59159158
Yeah visiting Syria sounds like a good idea
>Congratulations! You have a new match
ah yes
>>59159287
The cat died shortly after btw
>>59159301
is there forcey fun time bum action in that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c&ab_channel=Evalion
holy shit this 16 yo cunny is mental
I don't like black people
>>59159336
Now I'm fucking fuming
>>59158967
How in the blue fuck did this asshole stand there for that long without being tackled and pulverized?
whats the point of anything if u cant share
>>59159379
mental? More like perfect.
>>59159400
So was the cat when it was on fire
>>59159327
>>59159158
Oh wait
No it doesn't you fucking mug
>>59159379
Absolute Rorkilda
>>59159379
Yellow teeth are the worst turn off. Dropped.
>>59159379
>tfw no conservative gf that also wretches with me at the sight of niggers and pakis
>>59159336
No it didn't you silly billy.
>>59159379
what a hero
>>59159428
I'm absolutely livid
>>59159379
>literally 'im a woman so there's no repercussion for me'
you can be sure any dude would be beaten to death or sued already
>>59159410
smugness? I dunno
>>59159452
You're in the wrong country, lad.
>>59157211
aelous0091
was in shower
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsJILt2rfw
which one of you madmen was this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PMQgPZUdw4
>>59159253
Ah yes and then the bad guys all have guns because the police do
Can't wait for the innocents to die in the crossfire. Love that gimmick
If this 13 year old paki with the cat a yank?
What ever happened to Craven?
>>59159407
Mate, they're holding assault knives.
>>59159569
you lot scared him away
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8900
bethany platt
>>59159521
Me. Why do you ask?
>vocaroos
Whatever happened to East Belfast getting drunk and singing quietly so his da wouldn't beat him for being gay? Is he even still about?
wish you could still snout in pubs lads
I don't doubt it's caused a lot of people to stop smoking but still
>>59159569
He should be back from the shop shortly
unironically think all non-whites are disgusting creatures
Why do I keep getting Tinder matches then just never say anything to them lads?
>>59159541
>and then the bad guys all have guns because the police do
I don't think it really works that way. Guns don't just come out of thin air.
>mfw no brexit
>>59159685
thankfully the attention seeking twat got banned
I don't b'leaf it
>>59159058
make sure its one where animation isnt SHIte
>>59159685
Ulsterlad got banned
>>59159661
made me laff
>>59158813
Yeah. The ones I knew at school got involved in Christmas, etc.
british women are gross. I'm surprised that ericile disfunction isn't a British national disease.
But I thought Muslims were peaceful?
>>59159730
deep down you know you'll be better of if your body is unsullied by temptations of the flesh
>>59159733
criminals can already get guns
if the police get armed, then criminals will start carrying guns around to defend themselves
>>59159689
it mainly caused people to go to pubs less. I miss the good old days.
>>59159685
fuck off, no one cares about you you tragic shit
Haha I'm so happy lads! Just got a message on my voicemail from the manager of a place I've applied at for a part-time job and they want me to come in for an interview! My own income, here I come!
>property websites that list properties for rent but don't put photos of them up
>>59159746
Oh did he? What for?
>>59159811
East Belfast was Ulster? I don't use those gay as fuck flags.
the poster above me is an undercover paki
don't believe his lies
>>59159379
Pathetic trying to appeal to desperate /pol/ dwellers
Just like Shoeonhead
>>59159541
The UK Haas very strict gun laws
Australia and new Zealand both have 4 times as many guns per capita as we do
>>59159842
Dutch people look goofy
gelled hair and big teeth
fishy vagina smell
>>59159869
being a nonce
>>59159843
this is shopped right
reminder
>>59159881
shoeonhead had a black boyfriend though
>>59159866
He's an ugly cunt isn't he? Never noticed how fucked up he looks before
>>59159870
>>59159881
>>59159912
Good. Going to ring the ra on him then too.
>>59159869
Picking fights with all the Catholic NI/RoI lads
>>59159856
Ah yes VERY impressive.
>>59159952
looked
>>59159843
How do they attack if you don't let them in?
Doubt they would invade
>>59159892
Our women are fuckable though. Every single British woman looks like shit, prove me wrong
>>59159893
3 day unwashed bellend smell
whatcha lookin at, boy!?
wanna get beat up?
*grabs you by your leg*
>>59159407
Ah yes, the 'I'd have got involved and saved the day!' gimmick
Love it
>>59159948
ah yes a lot of words that i all read
*kicks you up the arse and you start squealing deafeningly*
I say lads, we've got us a fucking runt right here!
*picks you up by the forelegs and swings you into a fucking wall, breaking your spine but only increasing the volume of your squeals*
crikey, this one's a runt and a half, and no mistake!
*whistles for the runt hounds, and they scamper in and finish the kill*
runts are foul beasts, absolutely foul
>>59159792
Feel like this stipulation is unnecessary unless you're trying to imply something that will annoy me.
>>59159448
Obviously wasn't going on holiday you fucking mug spastic aspie twat rasheed
>>59159943
We just don't know, Frog man.
>>59159990
He was sound enough with me tbqh.
>>59160019
I'm not going to defend British woman
degenerate cunts they are
>>59159943
It's a sensational headline, he actually said trump's rhetoric could cause muslims to turn extremist.
But the sentiment is the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ
turns out the paki was a liar who would have thought
>>59159847
>then criminals will start carrying guns around to defend themselves
Usually in the relationship between police and criminals, the police are on the defensive. And if it were possible for criminals to get an edge up on the police, such as with guns, they would have already done so.
>>59160019
This is leftist propaganda
People have been cherrypicking examples and claiming we're inbred and so need immigrants and must breed with foreigners
To that I say: fuck off cuck
>>59159942
great song, but I feel a little gayer everytime I listen to it :\\
>>59159955
>above me
Stupid Bruce mong
>>59159993
>Tanned-german
>>59160050
absolutely love this gimmick
>>59160100
>we buy any car
>won't buy a car
ah yes
>>59159993
>tanned german
What does this mean?
>>59160070
you must have been low key, it didn't take much to set him off
>>59160100
yeah i'm sure this is legit
also not funny fuck off
>>59160075
the existence of laicity is enough to turn muslims to terrorism anyway
>>59160080
If he's brown, put him down.
>playing survival mode on fallout
>last save was an hour ago
>running low on ammo
>can't find a bed to sleep in
>completely surrounded
HMMMMMM
very impressive, this is fucking intense desu. I'm literally sweating.
>>59160172
It isn't a car
it has no engine
https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/722117059572838400
howling
>>59159952
Actually not bad looking when he was young
>>59160206
black as the ace of spades
>>59160172
>he thinks it's real
Pineal gland status: cremated
>>59160061
The government travel advice is for all travel not just holidays you "fucking mug spastic aspie twat rasheed"
>>59160100
that company are fucking scammers anyway
>>59159993
>tanned german
>>59160100
These fake company letters are getting lazier.
>>59160155
>>59160149
Keep listening to it on repeat then? :))
>>59160172
An item doesn't become a car just by being shaped like one. Otherwise mashed potatoes could be a car.
>>59160218
I'm pretty forthright with my sectarianism.
>>59160168
>>59160050
you should be more tolerant towards runts 2bh
man utd players lying on the coach floor after west ham lads smashed the window haha
https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/730124710185467904
>>59160132
Even Pakis look better than British women, though.
Paki at work got mad because I refused to shake a paki's hand
lmao
anyone who likes anime is a fucking loser
>>59160061
Wait you legitimately thought the old leader of the bnp was called Peter Griffin?
Fucks sake lad
>>59160303
>implying you wouldn't drive a mashed potato car
>>59160357
very good post
Jesus Christ lads, it sure is fucking great to be left wing. Everything in life is brighter this way. You should try it some day, btw the pussy game is amazing.
>>59160270
What does that have to do with any of my comments
You trying to be patronising or something you little runt?
