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/paki/
katie x
i want to fuck the queen in the early 1950s
it's broken britain
>>59121805
/celtic/ master race
On the payroll as the jannies CI, lads.
Pay could be better but getting leaves banned is reward enough.
who /weedsmokingmuslim/ here
Any more hunger games slots? I nominate Ray.
>>59121799
Who is this peen queen
>>59121835
theres a couple left
:DDD
>>59121827
B E N D E R
E
N
D
E
R
>>59121847
let's go for le ebin dictator of campaign funding
Hey lads, just fingered and made out with a grill. I'm awake at 5 am, awkwardly standing outside smoking. What do?
Rooooooo not tired yet and I'm getting up for gym in like 4 hours
>>59121827
celts are germanic
![l43-beatrice-120705123924_medium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rznq7yw.jpg "l43-beatrice-120705123924 medium[1]")
Crush on a qt quadruple amputee girl with meningitis edition
>>59121880
Sniff your fingers and savour the smell
new radiohead is pretty underwhelming lads.
>>59121880
rub your dick on door handles
>>59121885
bollocks
>>59121901
Kek, it was a female friend of mine. Invited me to stay over and there was only one bed. I feel strange as fuck right now. Attempted to take a shit as she's sleeping, but apparently I'm poo shy.
r8 my English :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bmYlThS4k0
if you post vocaroo in Japanese, I'll r8 yours :)
THE CONTESTANTS ARE IN
>>59121946
nice proxy lad
going the extra mile and doing vocaroos as well, that is dedication to the gimmick
>>59121945
>it was a female friend of mine
stock up on panadol m8 because the next month is going to be an absolute headache
>>59121945
yer fooked laddie
Someone fucking kill me already.
>>59121946
Fuck off weeb
>>59121945
>not shitting loudly with the door open to assert dominance
why are continentals such cücks
>>59121968
I know.. Regret is already building up in my sleep-deprived state. I'm stuck in her flat. She locked the door and I can't find the keys...
>>59121958
M O I S T
>>59121984
what is that dickhead at the back doing
he's asking to get glassed
>>59121984
You kill me and I'll kill you la
>>59121984
average looking
Give me short haired qt anyday
>>59122018
>short haired qt
bit gay lad
>>59121945
what a bloody slag
>>59121984
>mcdonalds
ahh yes the australian romantic excellence
>>59122030
Nah I'm straighter than everyone here combined
>>59122031
Sexist much?
>>59122007
I thought you were standing outside?
>Nige steals a mace
>NIXON got some knives
>>59121958
>>59122007
hahaha oh kek just fucking get out of there
if you stay there it's going to be even worse hahahaha fucking leap out a window or something if you have to
sup fags
>>59122038
did Sershlad die?
I haven't seen him in a while.
pretty annoyed that i went afk for a few minutes, came back and replied to a (You) I got and then found that there was a new thread
hope OP dies desu
>>59122018
>qt
maybe in bongland
>>59121958
>Van Damme in a dancing pose
oh wow this is already over, he can only die from blood loss now
>>59122041
That would still make you a bender.
>>59122066
Hey there now..
*rubs your belly and scratches behind your ear*
>Germany had a "de facto veto" over David Cameron's EU renegotiations
Ah yes, I'm happy we're a force in this union.
>>59122081
>implying there is anything wrong with fucking boipucci
don't be a bigot m8
>>59122060
he's normieing it up
>>59122081
It's an objective fact that short hair is by far the best haircut on women
Only a poof would disagree
I'm only attracted to short hair tomboys
I hope the Buckinghamshire Empire will rise again one day, lads
>>59122054
Ok, standing was a big word. I'm smoking on the window sill
>>59122054
>yank picks flowers.
using a canadian proxy ask me anything
>>59122054
>jap gets a bow and arrows
fugg
s-stay away from Nixon
>>59122107
>that disgusting aspect ratio
rottweilers look like black people
>>59122119
Choice of shampoo brand?
>>59122112
>JCVD changed his pose
lmao, so gifs work on that site?
I've been gone for a while what was 59m get?
>>59122119
>implying there's a difference
>>59122106
Long hair = femininity
Short hair = The beginning of the end when women started being "independent"
I do miss my short haired qt friend though ;-;
>>59122112
>correct image
>>59122142
yeah, hes dancin for me boi
JCVD mentioned
>>59122157
>if you kill your enemies they win
memes
>>59122141
Personally I use head and shoulders even though I don't have dandruff
>>59122152
Pardon?
>>59122101
It never ceases to amuse me when people say we are better off in the EU as one of the most influential members.
>>59122170
>this beautiful human being will die one day
i can't deal with this lads
Cannot stand canadians
EVERYBODY DIES
>>59121799
Die majestät
what do you guys do in these threads
i'm drunk and i never been on this board before
panda panda panda panda
kek was reading some stuff about charles de gaulle and it seems french people actually believe they liberated paris by themselves in ww2
>>59122206
>all my contestants dead in one round
well now
>>59122230
I got broads in Atlanta
>>59122206
>Ray Mears Survives
Poetry.
me rn
>>59122206
Fucking wolf mutts man.
>>59122181
good to know
>>59122189
At least you've got a sense of humour about it lad.
Why can I smell fire?
>>59122226
leave now before it's too late
7 REMAIN >>59122206
>>59122226
grown men role play as countries and make fun of eachother basically
>>59122250
bad gimmick
>>59122248
you're have a stroke la
>>59122270
fug
>>59122232
French think they liberated Normandy by themselves as well.
>>59122232
>american losses not even comptabilized
>>59122250
Pepe :^(
/brit/ has gone to shit while I was away. Don't worry lads I'll make it great again
>a maple leaf flag
>>59122226
>what do you guys do in these threads
what is the stereotype of typical republicans (anti-monarchists) in the UK?
>>59122320
mate please, you do not want to rile me up
>>59122128
Better?
>>59122338
*holds you back*
It's not worth it lad, it's not worth it.
>>59122333
go eric go
>>59122324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KrKuF0WZQ
quite literally just did a video assignment with this effect in
>>59122343
much better
ur a flower m8 and a river
ur wonderful
@338
how do you know?
>>59122333
>pepe savage AF this game
>tfw poor
>tfw will never study at king's college london
>tfw have to go to university of Toronto
Kill me
>>59122250
yo who is carol
>>59122367
neat
>>59122370
mate PLEASE take a step back and realise who you're fucking with
>>59122382
fuck off leaf
leafs get the fuck out now
you've had your fun, now fuck off
>>59122377
HURRICANE EVENT
PANIC
>>59122383
Carol Vordeman, math slut and all-round moisty
>>59122418
this
>>59122383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JQYYz92-Uk
>>59122427
cheers
>>59122418
r-rude
Fucking yanks
>>59122456
post her pic
>>59122456
>that hair colour
disgusting
>>59122427
The meme magic is real.
>>59122456
what did xir mean by this
Have to go to a restaurant tomorrow for my sisters birthday
what cut of steak should I get?
Obviously it will be rare
>>59122456
>ok cupid
>car ads
fuck off normie
>>59122456
>that massive jaw
>>59122494
T-Bone
oh wait lol
>>59122494
get a tartare if you aren't a pleb
doing a cannabis
the birdcucks are kicking off.
>>59122531
Are Carol
Just seen myself topless in the mirror
I don't know when it happened exactly, but I appear to have gone from just "out of shape" to actually fat.
Fuck.
>>59122553
proper grim
>>59122560
Post pics.
>>59122560
give in
>>59122553
Kind of cute in a way
>>59122494
fuck off murderer
>>59122553
me on the right
>>59122560
iktf
i'm still skinny fat but i went from relatively in shape to 'small mantits'
>>59122553
good catch
>>59122427
rip eric praxades
you were the best of men
>>59122593
manboobs masterrace checking in. I've always fluctuated with my weight but I'm proper fat atm kek. Nearly 20 stones. (I'm fucking tall tho.)
Hitler wasn't racist.
>>59122531
congratulations carol xxx
Halo lads, "A gross, english-titty, vampire" (from Dexter) what the fuck that means?
>>59122615
>i write, a lot of fanfictions
Got a new idea for the UKIP logo lads...
*sniggers profusely*
>>59122615
seems genuinely nice.
>>59122646
haha where did you find this one
London has been conquered by radical Islam. The only purpose London can serve now is as a warning to the rest of the West. Islam is at the door, and it has no problem taking your land, taking your property, offing you, and taking your women for their pleasure.
>>59122531
Fucking hell Carol, we were so close Pepe :/
>>59122646
I know you're trolling but you wouldn't be wrong.
Farage is a fascist, probably not Carswell though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor
he claims to support the proletariat but i know he'd take a buiscuit and a cuddle over revolution
>>59122660
all of britain soon inshallah
we already have birmingham, bradford, luton and more
may as well convert m8
>>59122679
>wants less government
>fascist
>>59122615
are you a gamer?
>>59122660
*nation's hit by terrorists*
*changes profile picture to French or targeted country*
Ahhh, all is well in the world again
>>59122714
>what is corporate fascism
he's racist as fuck
The guy who founded UKIP ditched it because of Farage.
What does that tell you?
moving to japan lads
>>59122732
did anyone even change their facebook profile picture to a belgian flag?
feels like nobody gave much of a fuck
>>59122741
literally plays "muh racism" card
how is he racist m8?
>>59122689
cutie
>>59122660
>>59122690
>>59122732
>buying into the MSM islamophobic scaremongering
ahh yes, good goys
>>59122741
The guy who founded it got angry he was usurped by Farage's popularity
>corporate fascism
fuck off
>>59122765
pretty sure most people, including me, completely forgot about that the day after it happened haha
>>59122774
t. Khan
>>59122776
>The guy who founded it got angry he was usurped by Farage's popularity
lol no
>fuck off
Yes, corporations will never work together against you. They just want to serve you!
https://www.fb.com/NeilEriksonMedia/videos/1067168140022094/
ANTIFA getting BTFO lads
>>59122774
ah yes the muslim subhuman blaming the jews, excellent
>>59122774
this 2bh, the kikes think that if europeans hate muslims they'll forget about jews
enemy of my enemy and all that
Answer me, do you know you language? Explane it to me ploz!!!
>>59122633
>>59122788
spot the mexican, spot the brit
>>59122774
>MSM
literally who
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
>>59122796
Lazy writers throwing in irrelevant words because it sounds 'funny'
YEWKIPPP??!
>>59122795
w-wait so by that logic who's friends with who?
ukip is shit
>Left-wing people are depraved degenerates destroying Western civilisation
>>59122615
Shame she had to leaf her home
>>59122880
jews and europeans would share the muslims as an enemy m8
>>59122904
kek
>>59122904
nobody here said that thought
>>59122853
Thank you, god bless your ass
JewKIP?
more like pookip
D E A D
E
A
D
Oh look, Reddit's here again.
>>59123136
>lives in a meme country
do you have a tech startup anon?
considering pooping on myself lads
night lads x
>>59123165
teaches kindergarden english lmao
>>59123168
how does that work mechanically? post pics x
>>59123165
Nah, work for a tech company though
>>59123201
night bby x
>>59123262
thailad, do you even lift? how tall are you and how much do you weigh?
>>59123288
nah, tall-ish, quite skinny.
Unironically not sure how much I weigh
thailad is it true you are a fishmonger from nottingham
>>59123360
i guess you don't have to lift when you live in a country where all the grills are hungry for the white cock
>>59123383
yeah, why not?
>>59123397
It's this and I don't really give a shit. I'm happy enough with myself as it is, if I wake up one day and feel that I want to look better then I'll lift.
teach me English
I'm jealous you that you enjoy 4chan without looking up
I'm really jealous you, lads
>>59123453
fuck off proxynigger you're not fooling anyone
good afternoon lads
>>59123231
lay on your back and try to suck your own dick but then take a shit.
Do any of you Brits want to tell me about your experience with the London congestion tax? I have to write about it for my final tomorrow morning and am curious to see what your experience is.
Pic related, drinking some of this good tea.
>>59123231
just do a poo clothed while sitting on a chair
harder than it looks
>>59123509
You might want to try again around your morning/afternoon lad. It's 5:30am~ in the UK.
>>59123509
Still cheaper than getting the train
>>59123484
afternoon cobba
Phase 2 complete, got the girl on facebook
reckon this might be something lads
>>59123484
well good morning
>>59123544
which girl mate do i know her?
what's phase 3
>>59123537
>It's 5:30am~ in the UK
And those of us who work in Central are up getting ready to start our daily commute.
>being this out of touch with a country you abandoned and yet obsess about online
Sad desu
>>59123537
Yeah, I should have posted earlier. Anyone who's experienced it is welcome to answer though.
>>59123542
My roommate is quite worldly and he said the same thing. He said the Underground is expensive as fuck.
bit cold out
>>59123585
3 is take her to get milkshakes my du
>>59123509
your final is writing about the London vehicle tax?
>>59123464
why do you guys regard Japanese flag as a proxyfag whenever you see it?
I'm sad anon, I'm a Japanese and not good at speaking English.
Indeed, I can't catch all of sentences in /brit/ because your English is too difficult
For example:
We learned to say "How are you?" when we meet our friend in school, but I recently learned you native speakers say "sup" or "How’s life?" in /int/
that means my English isn't cool
I wanna get COOOOOOOOOOOOL English, anon
>>59123620
lime milkshakes?
irish weather
>>59123629
um eeeeeEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>59123625
Part of it. It's urban economics. Some of it is also on les banlieues and racism.
doing a BIG POO
>>59123588
Well twisted m8
>>59123595
alri good luck m8
sun is out though, hopefully it'll warm up a bit
>>59123642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvCwFjJK4fI
>>59123650
make sure to mention how evil white people are and how arabs dindu nuffin
on my way home now from dublin, SIXTH time this week
urmmm, yep. in enfield service station now
go and see if I can get some food
fuck off yanks
alright, don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
just see how it goes
just see how it goes, talk to you later bye
>>59123783
>later
Again!
>>59123792
fuck. it's 1 in the morning, give me a break
>>59123805
Sorry m8, yellow card.
Rules are rules.
>it's another im a yank and ill just repost stale gimmicks and make myself look humorous episode
>How could anyone even vote UKIP? Gosh farage is such a fascist
>>59123969
bit late lad
>bit late lad
>>59123982
Don't make me banish you to the shadow realm m8
*banishes you*
Heh, too slow, kiddo
where are British?
>>59124042
ree..
Rain'll be coming soon
>>59124077
British are bed
>>59124082
we monsoon season now?
>>59124109
Almost, Should properly kick in later this month but we're going to see rain later this week.
There were some based storms last year..
GET OUT
>>59124157
monsoon season sounds comfy as fuck honestly
i just want to go outside in shorts and tshirts and stand under the 30° rain
>>59124198
It's great if you don't have anywhere to be.. If you need to go outside you're basically fucked.
The rain switches from vertical to horizontal periodically so umbrellas are useless even if the wind doesn't destroy it, traffic slows to a stop.
>>59124198
feels like a monsoon here int he summer with the ammount of rain and fog and humidity we get
I blame the Pajeets and their gypsy magic
>>59124244
sounds great sign me up senpai
i could wear a nice waterproof jacket and feel like a crusader knight in shining armour
*stabs you*
This is for the Watch.
Good morning
>>59124244
sounds great if you are a neet
not if you have actual social obligations tho
also you possibly tire quickly of it
I am here
Is thread ded?
>>59124496
hej
>>59124291
You'll have to get used to leaving a change of clothes at your office or where ever, unless you're wearing something fully waterproof. Local shops start selling plastic pullovers which are like giant bags with sleeves and a hood but you still get wet shoes, bottoms of your trousers etc.
>>59124557
yeah exactly, it's like Thai people with snow, many have never experienced it and think it's wonderful and amazing. It is until you're scraping ice off your car windows with freezing cold hands whilst late for work.
Going for lunch.
I am leaving
Thread is ded
268th for we should appreciate thailad more since he created links to all the /int/ generals for us
ok
yanks are gone
time to come out boys
gf just sent me this on msn messenger
>>59124616
you might want to look into outlier™ pants
FOY REEEE
Alright yanks, it's time to bugger off
Had a cigarette.
Drank the last of my cheap Tesco wine (£3).
Had a slice of white Tesco bread (50p) though not by slice .
About to start on my Tesco value vodka (£10).
How is your morning?
>>59124676
Very good
>>59124843
Oh and it's raining and cold out.
morning fellow wagecucks :3
>>59124777
>this is the elite that will govern the country in the next 20 years
might take that siberia deal after all
Internet gf finally replied with a question lads
i grew up in the town that the kkk actually originated from ama
>59124966
fuck off no one cares
>>59124676
>>59124877
>>59124913
Seolhyun criticized for lacking basic history knowledge
Article: Criticisms rain on Seolhyun for not recognizing Ahn Joong Geun
1. [+545, -7] How can you claim that kids like them are representing Korea and raising awareness about Korea in the world. Their agency needs to work on teaching them Korean history before teaching them foreign languages.
2. [+259, -4] I'm pretty dumb myself but as a Korean even I know who Ahn Joong Geun is. That's so bad... please study..
3. [+217, -22] People are going to take this opportunity to hate on them but they really should know their historical figures by now
4. [+30, -2] Wow, there's a level to being dumb but how could you not know Lincoln or even Ahn Joong Geun?? But then again, what would celebrities know other than playing around and looking pretty. So pathetic~
5. [+30, -3] How dumb do you have to be to say that? There is no future to a country of people who have forgotten their history. Be embarrassed... seriously.
6. [+23, -0] This makes me so angry... what's inside their heads? Nothing but dances and song lyrics?
7. [+23, -2] This is... really bad... even fans can't shield this.
8. [+17, -3] I'm a Seolhyun fan but I can't shield this... she's super stupid...
>>59124966
is futa gay
>>59124978
Who is Ahn Joong Guen
>>59125002
ye breh
>>59124993
i would
>>59125018
wrong answer faggot
Checking out of hotel after a few days in Crete (Greece). Bought some room service champagne whilst I was here it was lovely thanks for asking
>checking out
>"you've got a debt to settle on your account"
That's fucking rich coming from a greek
>>59125016
He assassinated the Japanese Prime Minister which led to Japan granting Korea independence.
Londonstan haha xx
Me and the lads
>You have 10 seconds to vote to stay or your mum will get cancer and your dog will be run over.
>Have to wake up at 6:30am
>Go to sleep at 12pm
>Wake up tired
>Go to sleep at 11pm
>Wake up tired
>Go to sleep at 10pm
>Wake up tired
How do I not wake up tired?
Need a job where I can work from home, not a fan of this commuting lark
>>59125162
http://sleepyti.me/
>>59125162
Look up sleep cycles
>>59125162
more about sleep cycles than hours
>London
>tfw I've been waiting on my thin submissive blonde qt virgin gf to arrive since mid-November
>just 1-2 months left
Fuck's sake
It'll all be worth it in the end
Excellent Seolhyun posting
>>59125235
which model did you order?
Lads I think Molyneux's lost it, i'll give him a few months before he necks himself
wanna make new thread
got a good edition/pic
we WUZ kangs!
>>59125403
new fuck u
>>59125462
>>59125462
>>59125462
>>59125471
reported
janny will get you np
fml lads
>>59125518
why's that
>>59121799
Does the Queen like anal?
