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Punished QTs edition
a fallen waifu
hey
Morning lads
>>59112582
This is not an appropriate response to my post
So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna go home
So, um...
not great weather is it haha??
>>59125531
morning m8
>>59125592
>welsh in uk
>new zealanders in australia
>??? in america
>>59125608
God, I hope all the people that bully me on here enjoy their time
>>59125570
>>59125608
>say thing IRL it's a crime
>say thing online it's not a crime
Where's the logic m8?
wanna choke and hatefuck a canadian rn
>>59125648
But that's haram
>>59125623
>Telling jokes
>Crime
tfw in love
>>59125606
nah try again
>>59125623
except making racist jokes or making fun of people irl isn't a crime
>tfw full of hate
>>59125652
>>59125661
>implying its not welsh people who leave wales and miss their sheep mistresses
>>59125670
achieve emptiness
>>59125623
Why would you even defend that? It's a joke you cretin, ashamed to see stories like this ngl
>>59125661
they wouldnt have to look up sheep porn if they were home in wales lad
Going to drop it all and move to Japan with my internet gf
not going to tell her, it will be a suprise
whites OUT of the uk NOW
>>59125623
>defending this shit
smfh lad
>>59125661
I'm sure the vast majority of it is banter. English people looking up 'sheep porn' to send links to the Welsh.
I hope I'm right anyway because wtf
>>59125656
>>59125687
>it's just banter lad, calm down
Racism isn't funny, ergo racist comments can't be jokes.
>>59125669
Intentional harassment, alarm or distress.
(1)A person is guilty of an offence if, with intent to cause a person harassment, alarm or distress, he—
(a)uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or
(b)displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting,
thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarm or distress.
hahahahahaha holy fuck
>>59125761
Humour is subjective, what is funny to me may not be funny to other people, you can't dictate what kind of jokes are allowed and what aren't. Thought police fuck off.
thoroughly enjoying watching your country crumble
>>59125794
>you can't dictate what kind of jokes are allowed and what aren't
You can if your jokes cause other people trauma, including emotional trauma.
>>59125761
>Racism isn't funny, ergo racist comments can't be jokes.
Yes it can be, yes they can.
lol
inshallah brothers
>>59125808
>WAaaaaaaah, mummy, wrap me in a blanket and never let me go!
>this would literally get you arrested in the UK
>>59125848
>so would this
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Unironically listening to this TOP FUCKING CHOON before work today lads
>>59125848
For what practical reason would you need this outside of a house or camping
>>59125848
The fuck do you need a switchblade for if you're not planning to kill someone?
>>59125801
why should muslims not be able to freely practice their faith? If it means I have to give up mine for them to have freedom then so be it.
Does america not do this? WTF I hate america now
willies (haha)
>>59125865
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
>>59125865
FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq09UkPRdFY
The Irish are literally we wuz kangs nigs.
They never existed as a united country of nation until they were conquered by Vikings and English. All the legal titles for Ireland were probably created by Brits!
Even their high King system was a meme and never existed till the Vikings showed up.
>average British male
>>59125808
>muh feelings
I don't even know if you're serious, but people like you exist so I'm going to pretend you are on a day trip from Reddit.
Being so sensitive to a joke to the degree it causes 'trauma' is frankly absurd. Again offense is subjective, what offends some people may not offend others, either everything is okay or nothing is. Drawing lines for certain groups isn't equality will never actually work. The war on words is just stupid.
>>59125864
so would this
>>59125761
>Racism isn't funny, ergo racist comments can't be jokes.
its incredibly funny
also this is British law, not real law
>>59125887
>male
fuck off bigot
>>59125882
PONPON KIMOCHI WAY WAY WAY
>AMERICANS LITERALLY GET A DEATH SENTENCE FOR J-WALKING
>BE AMERICAN
>CROSS ROAD
>GET SHOT
>>59125864
Why aren't you wearing socks
>>59125869
>brits are so sheltered that they think a pocket knife is a switchblade
fucking LOL
I'd ask if you've ever been camping but then again you deforested your entire island so probably not
also it's nice to carry around if i ever need to open anything or stab a coyote who is too brave for his own good
but no you're british so IT'S A DANGEROUS MURDEROUS SWITCHBLADE ONLY USED FOR MURDER AHAHAHAHAHA
>>59125761
>Racism isn't funny, ergo racist comments can't be jokes.
>>59125934
I can say with absolutely certainty that I have never been attacked or even threatened by a coyote whilst wandering around.
Again, why would I need a knife in public places?
>>59125932
>be British
>be walking on sidewalk
>get ran over and decapitated
hahahahahahahahaha
>>59125934
this
everyone and their mum carries around a small utility knife
you can't fucking fight with it really, but its useful to have.
Two separate posts of mine have just been downvoted on reddit
Not sure if I'm gonna make it through the night lads :-\
>>59125808
Triggered paki bastard
>>59125954
>be American
>stand on the pavement
>Get choked to death
YOU CAN'T
>>59125947
wow maybe it's
no it couldn't be
maybe it's uh
maybe YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE COYOTES YOU ABSOLUTE DIPSHIT LOL
but let's not forget, a pocket knife, literally just a utility tool, will get you arrested in the uk, hell a fucking BIKE TIRE till get confiscated hahahahahaha
brits are the most sheltered nu-males on the planet, this is embarassing
>>59125987
>>59125954
forgot pic
>be american
>go to work
>get killed by a plane
can't make this shit up pham
Can't take another morning of bare schoolgirl legs
>>59126010
that was one time, OK maybe like 3 but still.
>>59125932
>>59125987
>Americans
only certain "americans" have this problem
>>59126000
wow maybe you
no you must've
maybe its uh
maybe you STILL didn't answer my fucking question you spastic fat cunt LOL
>>59126017
say what now?
see while you're afraid of a fucking pocket knife this is actually one I have if I need to get stabby
Like while I'm on the shitter
Isn't freedom wonderful
>>59125969
I can't believe not a single soul itt offered to upvote my post
definitely not going to make it through the night lads ;(((
>>59126044
An upvote is not given, it is earned my friend :)
>>59126035
>be american
>go to school
>>59126043
Serious question: Why are yanks obsessed with weapons? I could go buy a big fuck off knife or a gun today but don't see the point.
The usa is better than the UK
>>59126069
So overweight they've long since fogotten what their penises look like, so need weapons and absurdly sized cars as a substitute
>>59126041
>why do you NEED a pocket knife you don't NEED a pocket knife it's perfectly ok to be arrested for having one because you don't NEED a pocket knife
brits, everybody
i regularly open shit with it, it's nice to have on hikes and while camping, it's nice to know that if somebody or something does decide to get physical i have something to protect myself with
Want a single lonely 5/10 40-year-old woman to fuck and snuggle on the couch with
t. 23 years old
>>59126057
EARN THIS, MY FRIEND!!!
*unzips fly*
>>59126069
Maybe because we can have them, legally and defend ourselves, legally.
I got 12G in the closet
>>59126102
So can I
>>59126059
>be british
>be under threat of imminent terror attack any day now
i'm just waiting and i'll be here laughing when it happens ahahahaha
better not be at the wrong mall at the wrong time, iain!
>>59126081
I agree (and said earlier) that they are useful on a hike or similar
however, there is literally no need to carry around a knife in town
what am I going to use it for in town?
open stuff, lmao just use your fucking hands you weak cunt
>If I have a knife, then I can defend myself from other people with knifes!!
yanks, everybody
>>59126043
>those little legs
hahahahahahahaha
>>59126083
Why only a 5/10? you can do much better than that. x
>>59126102
Pretty
This is my work knife, cherrywood because it's gotta be pretty
>>59126083
I thought of the same however in mid 30's, most women that age are willing to settle down with almost any guy especially if they are young.
>>59125462
remembered this
>>59126081
are you dumb?
if you're going to attack anything, attack self-defense laws. they determine the appropriate lengths you can go to defending yourself.
you would have to be a literal mongoloid to carry a knife for self-protection in the UK or australia. you'd almost certainly be arrested if you used it.
>>59126106
Our mentalities are different, you see weapons as a time for a bygone age because you live on overdeveloped islands.
The US is vast and empty, the Midwest is essentially a nature reserve. We still have the "wild" in our country.
>>59126102
umm, overcompensating much? put it away sweetie x
>>59126111
>Be American
>vegetables are literally riddled with dangerous pesticides
>food is packed with gmo soya and HFCS
>meat is USDA bovine growth hormoned up and full of antibiotics and other shit
>eggs have been bleached
>water is full of oestrogen, fluorides and probably other shit
>medical industry makes a profit on you all being obese, sick cattle and the government obviously doesn't give a shit because of this
>be american
>be poisoned since birth regardless of what you eat
>>59126121
i've got 29" squatmonster thighs, stop reaching bogan
>>59126114
why would i use my hands when i can use a knife and make it quicker and easier? why would i not carry a knife when instead i can carry a knife? you're trying this hard to justify your nanny state hahahahahaha holy fuck
why do you NEED your butter knives, just spread it with your fingers you daft cunt
Tell me about slags /brit/
>>59126154
>you would have to be a literal mongoloid to carry a knife for self-protection in the UK or australia. you'd almost certainly be arrested if you used it.
this is literally exactly what i'm making fun of you fucking gump lol
>>59126178
I do not need to carry a knife in public. There is no use for it that justifies having one on me at all times, other then if I'm some chav cunt who wants to stab people when I'm drunk
oh look, maybe thats a good reason to arrest people walking around with knifes
>>59126161
My dick is literally bigger than my knife.
My knoife on the other hand, that's a different story
Remain campaign getting desperate
Also the union established after WW2 was an economic one, not a political one
https://www.fb.com/StrongerInCampaign/videos/1165403490166640/
>>59126178
you've got the vmo of a 14 year old chinese girl
>>59126170
>be british
>actually believe GMOs are bad
hahahahahahaha
not to mention you're almost just as obese as us and yet you're 3x more likely to be killed in the hands of the NHS you fucking third worlder
All the knives in the world wont do much against a well trained krav maga artist.
>Hurr I have a gun so I can defend myself
>Kids get shot at school anyway
>Hurr I have a gun so I can defend myself
>everything he eats is killing him painfully anyway
>>59126231
GMOs are just the tip of the iceburg
your endocrine system is fucked from everything that you're eating, but you're local hospital loves it.
>>59126194
and i'm saying you're a fucking retard for making fun of it because there's an obvious occurrence which dictates it.
let's be honest though, you wouldn't use a knife at all to defend yourself. you'd puss out 100%.
>>59126083
>China’s leftover women are called Sheng nu (剩女; shèngnǚ; “leftover ladies”). Sheng nu’s are between the ages of 28 to 35. Estimated 40-45 million women in China are ‘leftover women’ whose only option is to seek western foreign men. [2014].
If you don't mind being a race traitor, I'd say go to China
>>59126208
There's no need to lie, we're all anonymous here xx
>There was an overwhelming vote to join the EU when the greatest generation was still alive. Their children , the baby boomers , are leading this campaign to destroy everything their parents fought for. From the greatest to the most selfish in one generation .
>>59126208
lol is that one of those timber rattlers baka
>>59126221
no idea what this means but chinese girls are pretty cute
>>59126207
what if you're someone who does need to carry a knife in public then? off to the scotland yard with you, nanny state has to protect its citizens ahahahaha
My skill with the sword will grant me victory over """"alphas"""""
>>59126000
>Trying this hard.
>>59126282
mental. it'd be so much harder being one of those women than being a single guy here hahaha
>>59126043
>that decor
>that no space
>those legs
>>59126300
Russell brand has aged terribly
>>59126271
you're just projecting at this point bruce
Remember, Europeans absolutely fucking hate Brits
Control yourselves you embarrassments
>be american
>eat transfat bovine-growth hormone burger with hfcs gmo-soy binding buns and plastic cheese
>have to pay if you get ill
>I can defend myself
>>59126315
i have literally no idea what you're even trying to say, why did you post a picture of some guy with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>59126346
>y-yeah haha, h-here in england, our quality of life is better, we totally have good healthcare and we're absolutely not the fattest people in europe! long live the queen!
>be me
>post on reddit
>get downvoted
what do they mean by this?
>>59126320
>projecting
I said your argument was dumb and that carrying a knife for protection here is retarded. I then reiterated your argument is dumb, and that carrying on about how you need to carry a knife for protection is redundant when you'd be too much of a pussy to use it.
knife statistics continually point to the fact that some cunt carrying the knife is more likely to be stabbed and that 1/3 stabbings happen with the persons own knife.
ngl, OverWatch isn't really a bad game
I always carry a knife with me. In the past week I have been attacked by 2 coyotes and 3 black bears (one was a cub but still). I put them down with lethal force using my assortment of throwing knives, kukris and pocket knives.
I never leave home without them. What if there's an emergency and someone needs to open a tin of beans immediately? Don't look to a Limey for help, call on me. I always carry 12 pocket knives with me in case I need to hike anywhere, such as to the summit of the Rockies - you just never know
t. Caleb the Yank
>>59126389
Team Blizztress 2
>>59126380
the difference here is that people simply choose to eat shit. food in the UK isn't totally processed, pumped up with all sorts of shit that are just going to fuck up your endocrine system.
whereas in the US, your government bends over backwards to various agricultural and pharamaceutical lobbies meaning that virtually everything you eat is bad for you.
You need guns to defend yourself from tyranny? Shooting your food isn't going to rid it of all those juicy things.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36253697
someone is sabotaging these tests I swear
>>59126405
And dont you forget it.
>>59126385
>and that carrying a knife for protection here is retarded
ok what if i'm on a hike or just prefer to have a knife for utility
LITERALLY ARREST ME I'M A MURDEROUS CRIMINAL
>>59126405
why the fuck would you open a can of beans with a pocket knife? have a can opener if you're going camping
wait you don't go camping, brits don't do that, they sit inside and complain about the weather with each other on the internet
>>59126159
>Yanks literally think they live in some mad max Wild West fantasy land when in reality they live in a spacious neighbourhood with a white picket fence and Home Owners Association
>>59126461
But you didn't say for "utility", you said for self defence
>>59126430
>the difference here is that people simply choose to eat shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the difference here is that we're just retarded and don't know how to eat to not get fat
>>59126436
>A grammar, punctuation and spelling test due to be taken by 600,000 children aged 10 and 11 in England has been accidentally published online.
What is the purpose of this?
>>59126461
>that carrying a knife for protection here is retarded
>ok what if i'm on a hike or just prefer to have a knife for utility
i literally said carrying a knife for protection is retarded. i never once said that using a knife for utility is retarded. how fucking thick are you? even we are allowed to carry knives for utility.
>>59126489
its true, people just eat shitty food.
however, if you want you could easily eat food that isn't going to make you obese
meanwhile in the US, even seemingly healthy food is packed with all sorts of chemicals and processing that renders it dreadful
>>59126477
if the need arises, yes
i don't carry it for self defense, but if there's a situation where using it is justified i have it
do you understand this now, shit is talking about knives on the internet going to get you arrested
>>59126466
>it's a brit calling someone else's country tame
>>59126490
There's a big debate at the moment about how testing is ruining learning and making children hate school, putting too much pressure on them and other shite
This is the second time this has happened in the last 3 weeks
>>59126461
One of your yank bumboys said it in the thread you twat
>>59126513
What "utilities" have you used your knife for in the last year?
>>59126506
i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, i've been to the UK and fucking tesco sells shit that is no different than what you'd find at a publix
see i'm not fat because i actually know what to eat and how to limit myself and i'm at the gym 5 nights a week, but according to you brits are too stupid to do this hahahaha
how do you not wake up in a state of embarassment
>>59126466
I live in Cali, the rich people around here still have they're cats and chihuahuas get fucked up by coyotes.
Fuck I hear em at night, sounds like jackals all crying at different pitches and intervals. Anyone in any Cali suburb is 20 minutes from expansive wilderness.
>>59126436
>The more challenging tests have been controversial - with parents claiming they make children stressed and anxious.
>Almost 50,000 parents have signed a petition calling for a boycott of primary school tests and some kept their children off school on 3 May in protest.
dafuq? The kids are 10-11 who cares?
>>59126518
Ah okay, I'm in favour of it putting too much pressure on kids, tests are stressful af.
>>59126513
Our wildlife is tame but we don't go around pretending we live in the middle of Jurassic park like yanks do
>>59126555
Nanny state where everyone needs to be happy and skip to school and bad thing DO NOT EXIST
me on the right
>>59126555
I think it's to prepare them for the more important exams later on.
>>59126553
Omg that sounds crazy!! Those poor cats :(((
Bruce has to deal with more threatening spiders on his way to the bog than glorified dogs
>>59126566
There is probably too much pressure on the tests themselves since they are told they are important when they aren't at all really, they should be in year 7 (first year of secondary school) so they can be placed into classes based on their ability
>>59126540
i cut down small trees to make campfires when my friends and i go camping on the sound, i regularly open boxes at work, home, wherever, i take it on hikes through the woods with my dog because i'd rather kill a coyote before i let my dog do it and risk her contracting rabies, the fuck kind of question is this
wait you're british so knives can only be used for murder, right
>>59126555
I remember I used to cry when I was learning for the 11+ but looking back on it who fucking cares
We've become too soft
>>59126598
None of this, none of it, is in a public place such as a town centre
>>59126570
i literally live in a state with bears and cougars and anacondas and burmese pythons and alligators and bobcats and coyotes
you live in a country where the most dangerous animals are chavs up in blackpool
>>59126595
Do spoidahs eat cats whole?
>>59126613
Do children really need to be tough?
>>59126597
so do the kids get ranked individually according to their tests or is it more of a class averaged score?
>>59126626
Looks tasty.
>>59126619
>None of this, none of it, is in a public place such as a town centre
>i regularly open boxes at work, home, wherever
i work downtown so...yeah, it is
is your stupidity a product of your islands rampant inbreeding?
>>59126595
And bears wondering into backyards, of if your in the South, Gators.
We have a lot of wildlife you would want to see in your outdoor pool or garage.
>>59126346
>be British
>decide to visit Cucksfield for a nice toast sandwich
>on the way there accidentally trip over a bike tire
>immediately arrested for being within 100 meters of a deadly weapon
>>59126657
>work is a public place
>home is a public place
no
it is a private space within a public zone
>>59126641
Individually ranked but the only thing it is used for is for class placements in sec. school and predicted grades for GCSEs (and maybe a-levels)
>>59126637
Aren't children tougher than adults?
>>59126626
It has a snout like a tin can :3
>>59126627
this only makes me more confused as to why you're so hung up carrying a knife
>>59126696
I don't think so, why do you ask?
>>59126687
work is literally a public place, walking to and from work i am in a public place, i carry my knife when i go out downtown at night and nobody really gives a shit if they see it because it's a little fucking pocket knife and most people probably carry them
but again, i repeat myself, brits are embarrassing little fucking pussy nu-males and the sight of a knife makes them want to piss their trousers and immediately contact the authorities because DANGEROUS MURDER WEAPON
Going to work lads bye
>>59126687
Also it might have stuff to do with school placements if you are trying to get into a popular school desu, maybe more important then I thought
>>59126756
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>>59126705
i'm even MORE confused about why you're so hung up about me carrying a knife
>haha this little thing would get you arrested in the uk
>Y-YOU DON'T NEED THAT FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO NEED FOR THAT WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT TELL ME RIGHT NOW FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU DO NOT NEED THIS
>>59126756
have a nice day
>>59126687
it seems important but i'm assuming you can easily claw your way back if you don't get the scores you want?
>>59126705
>not wanting to carry a knoife
Are you even Australian?
>>59126778
cunt you're obsessing over how the UK can't carry knives and that if you ever needed a knife for protection, it's there. then, you're boasting about how you live in the jungle where there's fucking bears, cougars, coyotes and pythons in high enough populations where they are some sort of threat that a knife might come in handy for.
you think you're going to kill a bear with a knife? or a cougar? if that was the case, i'd be carrying a fucking gun. you are so delusion i don't even think you've been in a fist fight before. you seem to seriously think that your knife will stand a chance for your defense against a bear or a cougar hahahahaha
http://i.imgur.com/sgc8T5t.gifv
doing a poo at work lads
>>59126862
i do have a knife tbqh i just don't carry it on me daily.
>>59126871
literally getting paid to poo
=)
>>59126858
you're making a lot of assumptions here Bruce
>>59126860
JURST
>>59126860
The video of how she did that to herself is classic
>>59126743
You can carry a pocket knife in the uk too m8
>>59126914
She's practically a robot, she didn't even flinch when the drill ripped out a handful of her hair.
>>59126637
No but they shouldn't be mollycoddled and go through school not being challenged because once they go to uni/get a job everything they know about learning/working will be vastly different
>>59127028
>No but they shouldn't be mollycoddled
they chose the wrong country to be born in
the other half just sent me this
>>59126627
Hahahaha you are so delusional
How many times have you fought off anacondas, bears, pythons and coyotes in public mate? Walking through a shopping centre and a bear's charged at you? Get to fuck
Brits can still buy knives to go hunting/diving shit like that too, you just can't be carrying it about in town
>>59126899
>you're making a lot of assumptions here Bruce
>wherever, i take it on hikes through the woods with my dog because i'd rather kill a coyote before i let my dog do it and risk her contracting rabies
you seem to think that getting close enough to a potentially rabinous coyote in order to stab it with a knife you use to cut boxes with is a good idea. then you're boasting about all the big, scary animals live outside.
>Yanks actually duel one another in back alleys with their 3" pocket knives
What a backwards country
*unsheathes fencing sabre*
Come at me, kid.
>>59127061
>Google search
>1 million results
fuck you
>>59127099
*wipes bear blood off of 4" pocketknife*
time to fuse the blood of beast and man! prepare to bleed!
>>59127041
t. Homeschooled Yank
>>59127065
bears? once, lots of black bears in the forests around here and they like to wander around neighborhoods to search garbage cans. coyotes more than a few times, no anacondas, those are in the everglades, though it's mostly burmese pythons
why would you not have a knife in these situations when instead you could? it can only help
why are you trying this hard to rationalize your nanny state? not only does your government not trust you with knives, you'd get arrested for making a joke about muslims for fucks sake hahahahahaha
>get to fuck
your slang is disgusting and crude by the way
>>59126860
>>59126914
>>59126946
>>59126903
Here you go lads
>>59127122
*turns up to work in tattered clothes*
There was a bear in the parking lot. Don't worry, me and Mr Stabby have taken care of the situation
*spins butterfly knife around my fingers spraying blood all over the office and sheathes it in my top pocket*
*whole office cheers*
>>59127099
>limeys actually pissing themselves over someone having a junky oversized letter opener in his pocket
Sorry you have to have a license to carry a screwdriver
>>59127131
>see a black bear in the woods
>rip off shirt, unsheathe 3" pocket knife and charge it
Ah yes, most impressive
I've read on daily mail that Corbyn is attacked by his fellow labour party members. Why? Is he too radical for these Social Democrat capitalist shills or what?
It's a bit early lads
>>59127178
i don't expect you to know much about wildlife because your island doesn't have any but black bears are very easily frightened away, and really aren't that large
would not even consider getting near a brown bear though
but yeah point is brits are gigantic fucking pussies
>its an autistic dont step on me yank vs nanny state shilling poms episode
ahhh yes VERY VERY VERY impressive
List of right wing influences in British media:
>
List of left wing influences in British media:
>the rest
>>59127164
We just think it's hilarious that you have such an insecure culture that means you have to substitute masculinity for knives and pick up truck wheels
>I-I fought 6 bears at the weekend
>t-that's nothing - I hunted, killed and skinned 12 moose and a Burmese Python using only my 3" pocket knife
Meanwhile, Brits use knives as actual utility tools, be it opening tins whilst hiking, or cutting branches/fabric in an emergency
It's literally like those comparisons make between nature programs. In the US they focus on the violence because everyone has ADHD, whereas in the UK it's more peaceful and actually focuses on the beauty of nature
*revs pickup truck engine with tears in eyes*
>>59127219
>but yeah point is brits are gigantic fucking pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwNUMM4iRb0
>>59127236
tbqh it's more that the yank is making not an ounce of sense and seems to think he can fight bears with a knife than anything
>>59127219
Frightened by what, the sight of your knife? Hahahahahahaha
You don't need a fucking knife to scare off a bear you melt
>>59126737
Children stumble and fall, get hurt, cry their pain out and forget about it. They bully the hell out of each other and nevertheless get to puberty mostly unscathed. Frustration doesn't stick much to them, nor do they have brittle self-esteem that falls apart whenever they face rejection. The infamous "childhood traumas" are (IMO) enforced by the parents who project onto the child their own emotions, as if they were facing the specific events. I believe the victims of bullying suffer more now that their parents tell them it's a terrible thing happening to them, like some sort of vicious self-fulfilling prophecy.
Adults on the other hand are weak at heart, they are often overly conscious about social status, and lack thereof gnaws at their morale with fiery appetite. Most can't cope with rejection, delayed gratification, the inexorable decay of their body and mind, and resort to maladaptive behaviours (eg. passive-aggression, addiction) or fall sick (depression) as a consequence.
There are reasons for this, eg. kids don't have to worry about earning a living or tight-knitting a family.
Adulthood is hard on the soul, and I don't know whether it is wiser to let kids grow carefree while they can afford to, or help them build a thick-skin for what's coming next. (Hint: why not both?]
>>59127262
>We just think it's hilarious that you have such an insecure culture that means you have to substitute masculinity for knives and pick up truck wheels
literally never mentioned my masculinity and i don't own a pickup truck, why are you projecting? is this something you're insecure about?
>Meanwhile, Brits use knives as actual utility tools, be it opening tins whilst hiking, or cutting branches/fabric in an emergency
i've said many times that this is what i use mine for, and that i'd also use it for self defense if i had to, better to have one of me than to not
>In the US they focus on the violence because everyone has ADHD, whereas in the UK it's more peaceful and actually focuses on the beauty of nature
holy shit you sound like a fucking sperg do you realize this
>Be Yank
>see black bear whilst walking to wife's house
>he stands up on his hind legs and roars threateningly
>unsheathe 3" Stabmaster3000 pocket blade
>he nods respectfully and walks away
>>59127270
>haha see americans are pussies because they cry when they're being shot at and could be killed any minute
>>59127280
no? but if shit turns sour it's better to have a knife on me than not to
>melt
seriously why is your slang so fucking horrible?
>>59127288
>ywn go back to those easy days
>canadian """memes"""
*throws up some emojis*
>>59127300
>literally never mentioned my masculinity
You didn't have to, your obsession with knives and MUH SELF DEFENCE, HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF, MUH HUNTER GATHERER speaks volumes
>>59127324
>be brit
>know literally nothing about wildlife and think black bears are overly aggressive and not the size of a large dog
>>59127341
HA
GOT EEM
>>59127329
for a bit of contrast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fgRgAk9uk
>>59127375
>it's a yank thinks he could fight a black bear and win episode
>>59127329
>but if shit turns sour it's better to have a knife on me than not to
one big theory as to why knife crime statistics indicate people who carry knives are at an increased risk of being stabbed is that they over inflate their ability to handle a situation when they're carrying a knife versus when they're completely unarmed.
using knives for defense requires a lot more skill than just blindly slashing at something that could fuck your shit up and that you risk enraging by hurting it.
>>59127355
again literally never said anything about proving myself or being a "hunter gatherer" or whatever the fuck you're saying, you're the one imagining this, you're the one likely insecure about not being "manly" enough though with the way your state treats you I would be too ahahahahaha
>be American
>join army
>get shot
>cry
>get bill for being shot
>cry harder
>>59127399
we're STILL talking about this
me posting a picture of a knife has really bothered you posh cunts this much, holy shit lol
>>59127400
>that pained laughter at the end
Your insecurity shines through mate
You live in this fantasy land where everything is out to kill you, it's a dog eat dog world and you have to prove you've got the biggest teeth
>>59127432
ok again no i literally just carry a knife and think it's funny how heavily regulated they are where you live
also all of this shit, not sure why you're so hung up on the knife bit
>>59125801
>>59125762
>>59125703
>>59125684
>>59125661
>>59125632
>>59125608
>>59125592
>>59125570
>>59127427
i'm literally countering arguments as you supply them?
you are an absolute moron. that entire post was regarding your dumbcunt fanatasy you can take on bears and rabinous coyote with a fucking knife and come away on-top like there's nothing to it.
>>59127409
>be american
>get shot
>hope i die so I don't have to look at the hospital bill
>>59127456
> dumbcunt fanatasy you can take on bears and rabinous coyote with a fucking knife and come away on-top like there's nothing to it.
wait you actually don't think a person with a knife could kill a coyote pretty easily?
huh, you're really fucking stupid actually, a coyote weighs about half of what my german shepherd weighs
>>59127460
>be american
>never worry about hospital bills because I have insurance
>be british
>be 3x more likely to die in a hospital because of incompetent NHS
>>59127493
Why did you come here to argue about knives anyway?
Seems a bit silly.
>>59127453
>he's stil replying
Trying to prove something mate?
>>59127288 # Trigger Warning # Unmatched parentheses and square brackets
>>59127559
i didn't come here to argue about knives, i came here to trigger limeys with a bunch of pictures showing them how shit their country is and how it's falling apart
they're the ones who are really really hung up on how i carry a knife
>Be coyote
>get stabbed
>>59127261
So daily mail or sun doesn't exist?
>>59127588
Oh okay, why did you come here to do that then?
There's worse places in the world than the UK, on this board, what do you have against Brits specifically?
>>59127493
you honestly live in fantasy land. you think a rabinous coyote is going to be some placid fucking animal that won't snap at your shit?
i never said you can't kill them. i said that you have a fucking stupid fantasy where you can come out on top like there's nothing to it. that means you seem to think you can get right up close to an animal you think has fucking rabies and stab it to death without it getting you back, risking catching rabies.
my honest suggestion is this. go to a bar one night and get into a fight. actually experience what happens when you're in a fight and then once that's done, re-evaluate how you think you'll react in situations where the risk is something more than a black eye or a missing tooth. this is honestly like "how cod kiddies think war would be" tier shit.
thank god for tattoos letting me know instantly when someone isn't worth talking to
>>59127603
yes you get it
>>59127341
Imagine looked at a leaf and thinking 'if we go to war, I'll die for this flag.'
I'm glad our flag is so sexy and more than 12 years old
>the motive for the attack is unclear
>the motive for the attack is unclear
>the motive for the attack is unclear
>the motive for the attack is unclear
>the motive for the attack is unclear
>the motive for the attack is unclear
>>59127456
>rabinous coyote
>rabinous
That's cute.
>>59127645
>the long af paragraphs from books and shit written on their ribs like it means something
>>59127677
I wonder which religion of peace is behind this.
>>59127644
a coyote is 40 pounds
yes i unironically know for a fact i would be able to kill a coyote without much of a scratch
>my honest suggestion is this. go to a bar one night and get into a fight. actually experience what happens when you're in a fight
i literally practice muay thai, i get that i'm going to get dumbshit responses like "OHHH HE'S ACTING TOUGH NOW HAHA FUCKING YANK" but i'm just letting you know you're wrong and stupid
stop replying to me you dense motherfucker
hate thailad so much
>>59127701
the one taking over england as we type i'd imagine
>>59127677
Allahu Akbar (in a not terrorist way)
>>59127705
hahahahahahaha
>i practice ufc bro
just stop you fucking moron. you've been blasted away every argument you've made with every person you've argued with. the only thing worse is that you're up at like 1 am doing this.
Ngl lads, reckon I could thoroughly heem EVERY coyote ITT without even breaking a sweat.
never seen a muslim irl, such is life in north queensland
>>59127723
ufc is a fucking fighting league you autistic nerd jesus christ lmao
>>59127733
How come you never see Abos on tour? I'm sure a squad of them would love a sesh in Maga.
>>59127718
It's not just England though is it ? I'll ask again since you ignored me previously.
What do you have against the UK specifically? Producing arguments and cherry picked articles can be done against any country. What upsets you about the UK specifically?
Genuinely curious.
>>59127677
A stabbing not a blowing up. One of those moderate Muslims I hear about?
>>59127767
they're not allowed to get passports
>>59127750
yeah, that's the fucking joke you utter melt. it's an entire joke within the community laughing at faggots who try to brag about how they are the toughest cunts alive for doing mma. it's literally the same as making fun of the melts who wear tapout gear while not doing a lick of training.
>>59127733
I wish we had asians (real asians, pakis and indians shouldn't be considered Asian)
I wouldn't mind if entire sections of London were given to buddhists to be honest.
>>59127779
are you serious m8?
>>59127768
because people like brazilians here know their country is shit and don't get bigheaded about it
poles know their country is shit and don't get bigheaded about it
turks know their country is shit and don't get bigheaded about it
brits? most pompous, worthless motherfuckers on the website living in a crumbling society and yet acting as if they're some pillar of civilization and as if those "yanks" are nothing but barbarians meanwhile we are blowing them the fuck out in overall standard of living
know your place, your country belongs to khan dick now
>>59127803
no, i dunno
i wouldn't be surprised a few abo communities have rules against leaving the country
>>59127726
*howls menacingly towards you*
>>59127842
*neutralises the threat*
>>59127780
right i literally said i knew i'd get that dumbshit response simply by telling you a truth, that i already know what it's like to be in a fight because i am already regularly in fights, i'm not saying this to posture, i'm saying this to tell you you're fucking wrong
i never said i do mma, i don't practice bjj or anything else, just muay thai, learn to read
>>59127820
alright, not going to argue with you because it's pointless. As I said, just curious.
You carry on m8.
>>59127798
i met a chinky fellow once who had a really thick east end london accent once, it was cosmic
made a thread to bully france with
>>59127863
tbqh me being wrong is worse for you. if i was right, it's your lack of experience that's making you a fucking delusional retard. the fact that i am wrong just means i have no idea why you're such a delusional retard
look at what's just popped up on my facebook lads
imagine proposing in some fucking grotty reading club hahahahaha
https://www.fb.com/jones.hugh/videos/961078887342442/
>>59127900
because knowing i could kill a 40lb coyote relatively easily isn't delusional? have you ever even seen a coyote? most people ITT who aren't absolute stationary lardasses could do the same with a knife
>>59127923
could be worse, he could propose in a food court of the local shopping centre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnyKkA05nYw
>>59127923
not clicking that virus
>>59127705
>yes i unironically know for a fact i would be able to kill a coyote without much of a scratch
>i literally practice muay thai, i get that i'm going to get dumbshit responses like "OHHH HE'S ACTING TOUGH NOW HAHA FUCKING YANK" but i'm just letting you know you're wrong and stupid
hahahahahahhahahah
go muay thai a fucking bear you nonce hahahahah
are normies leaving facebook now too or am i still edgy and interesting?
>>59127950
reckon that's fake Tbh
>>59127964
also never said i could kill a bear with my bare hands or even a knife, but that they're easily scared away, but yes i could kill a coyote with a knife, it doesn't matter if you think i'm wrong because you're a sheltered brit and the biggest wildlife you've ever seen in your life is your neighbor's cat
seriously, genuine question, are you stupid because of inbreeding, i want to know, is this a byproduct
ah, a fine vintage
warm out
>>59127950
Can't imagine proposing without discussing whether or not she wanted to get married previously.
doing a poo
>>59127991
>>59127991
>>59127991
>>59127991
here you go
Craving a bf iah
>>59128041
it's literally warmer here than it is anywhere in britain right now and i'm in my dressing gown
>>59128031
the fact that it is literally newsworthy when one of you lot survives an attack my them leads me to believe you're living in a dreamworld https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaB7aGRKdNY
I still havn't listened to radioheads new album, does anyone have any youtube links?
>>59128087
is the frog boiling hypothesis true?
>>59128087
*hands you a medal*
>>59128126
yes
>>59128139
yeah m8, feeling hot yet?
Need a big, strong, American woodsman boyfriend to protect me from bears and wolves because I'm a sissy Brit femboi ;3
>>59128096
http://www.independentmail.com/news/local/homeland-park-teen-kills-coyote-with-pocket-knife-ep-408753181-348691901.html
literally one stab to the eye, barely a scratch
if you can't kill a 40lb coyote you're an embarassment, my shepherd is 90lbs and could tear into a coyote and yet she wouldn't really stand much of a chance either
not that that would ever happen because my shepherd is my babby and i love her with all my heart, pic related i'm making you look at my dog
loooooooooool
so true tbf
do you think hitler ever fucked eva braun or was he only with her so his friends would think he wasn't gay?
>>59128070
same
>>59128096
also keep in mind you just linked a video showing an unarmed man fighting off 3 coyotes with scratches to show for it lol
fuck, you're stupid
>>59128185
>Biologist Billy Dukes said that if the kill happened as Farmer describes it, the coyote may well have lost its natural fear of humans, possibly from feeding or disease.
>>59128227
>scratches
>national news story about how he's lucky to have lived
hmm
>>59128185
Nice doge you got.
no swedish cuck spamming? arenigepeekingoverwindow.jpg
this is what I imagine poleaboo to look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S71X55GnHO8
>>59128192
>His relationship with Braun, which lasted nearly 14 years, was hidden from the public and all but his inner circle.[22] Within that circle (most of whom survived the war), he was open about Braun, and they lived together at Berchtesgaden as a couple. Hitler's valet, Heinz Linge, stated in his memoirs that Hitler and Braun had two bedrooms and two bathrooms with interconnecting doors at the Berghof, and Hitler would end most evenings alone with her in his study before they retired to bed. She would wear a "dressing gown or house-coat" and drink wine; Hitler would have tea.[23] Braun biographer Heike Görtemaker notes that the couple enjoyed a normal sex life.[24] Braun's friends and relatives described her giggling over a 1938 photograph of Neville Chamberlain sitting on a sofa in Hitler's Munich flat with the remark: "If only he knew what goings-on that sofa has seen."[25]
>>59128310
Range banned or suicided hopefully
>>59128312
Got a warning on Youtube for calling this lad a sand nigger
couldn't be naughty for 6 months or they would have taken away my account
>>59128269
national news story? you mean a random 5 minute coverage of some bullshit to drink your coffee to in the morning? it was literally 3 coyotes in darkness against an unarmed man and he fought them off, imagine one coyote against a guy with a knife
why am i still arguing this, the idea of "nature" in the mind of a brit is "that patch of trees between all the farmland"
let me get back to pointing out how your new mayor of london thinks there are too many white men on public transit
>>59128310
i filtered sweden ages ago desu, you should have too
>>59128389
yes this is the shit i like to see here
>Be American
>Fight of a couple of runt animals
>Make the headlines worldwide
>>59128365
Since when does youtube care about comments?
>>59128375
>still bringing up MUH KNIFE
howling, absolutely howling
>your country isn't as dangerous as mine!
there's the insecurity shining through, constantly having to convince yourself you're the manliest
absolutely pathetic
I don't agree with Khan but he's talking about the board of directors not the fucking trains you stupid Yank mong, at least get your facts straight if you're going to banter
>>59128388
don't know how to filter desu
don't like the concept of it
why does belgium exist? it should be annexed by france and the netherlands
>>59128389
not bad but most of the words didn't rhyme
I appreciate the effort nonetheless
>>59128426
lurk moar
need to put some new music on my phone desu
>>59128426
'm afraid 4chanX is required to filter by flag.
>>59128526
*connects to you via bluetooth*
*sends you a poorly recorded mp3 of Daniel Beddingfield*
>>59128416
>be british
>
>>59128526
nonce music on your nonce phone ?
>>59128526
what sort of music does the great thailad listen to?
for some reason i assume you're into obnoxious electronic club shit
>>59128564
bet he's into dadrock
>>59128425
>>59125570
>>59125608
>>59125684
>>59125801
lol now address these
your country is shit and you deserve everything that happens to you, the inevitable terrorist attack is going to be hilarious
Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth ;)
from Japan
>>59128610
ah I see you've given up
you've been relegated Yank, jog on
>>59128624
what sort of meme timezone are you living in where you're 19 days behind lad hahaha
>>59128549
IGADDAGETHRUDIS..IGADDAGETHRUDIS.. good times.
>>59128556
Leave the phone out of this m8, he a good boy, dindu nuffin'
>>59128564
various tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2tjNqGyJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-6Y_91v5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbVKmSQqELY
etc.
>>59128658
>21 pilots
>Trapnation
oh dear oh dear
Lizzy
>>59128658
>a perfect circle
are you 15?
>>59128680
trap nation is like 99% shit imo, but there's a few gems if you dig through.
>>59128689
I might have been when I first listened to tool.
>>59128645
amazing job dodging
>Tfw trump wins, ruins the US economy and yanks have to rent out their boipussies
>>59128732
what about the girl yanks? will they have to rent out their girlpussies?
Just killed a bear with a Swiss army knife
>>59128777
Girls will be sold to China to pay debt
>>59128732
>Trump
>Corbyn
>Trudeau
>Merkel
>Putin
>[Insert relevant Aussie politician]
Maybe we are all more fucked than I realized
Just absolutely mullered a bengal tiger with a bottle opener
>tfw you've outautismed a wikipedia editor
only took me 4 months of multiple reverts a day
fucking wanker
Global warming is a Chinese conspiracy to make the west unproductive
got a very valuable post I shall deploy in the next thread
bradleyposters keep your eyes peeled
>>59128858
whats the article
What is some facts that always makes you laugh, lads? For me it's
>America will be majority non-white in your lifetime
>America's head of state, voted for twice by the whole country, is a black Muslim born in Kenya
>>59128893
the holohoax
Climate change and the rise of the far-right are the greatest threats we in the free world face today
anyone want to help me do some study for statistics?
>>59128937
t. Ching chong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOEHefkds2w
>>59128830
At least america is getting something out of it
absolutely despise jews lads
>>59128981
>Rotherham
>""""Rapes""""
Biggest meme going. Those girls were slags who shagged pakis for booze and fags.
>>59128896
so will we
>>59129016
Rasheed
What if white birth rates are actually fine, but they say its bad to make us give up on ever increasing it....?????????
>>59129098
protip: the people who worry about shit like this aren't going to be having any babies anyway
got hit once against the dragun lads
lead god down the drain
>>59129113
Kek
>>59129047
Denial: the post
>>59129113
Normies aren't really breeding much, they just fuck a lot
>>59129150
Not an argument
me on the roof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71YesLd0tag
hate muslims too
i hate jews slightly more though because while muslims are inbred and retarded and completely beholden to their shitskin instincts, jews knowingly and deliberately subvert and feed off western civilisation at our expense
>>59128981
Rape hysterical news cover.
>>59129047
This!
>>59129248
what the fuuuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_WsbTVgUWI
>>59129280
What did he mean by this
>>59129235
>>59129280
>Professor Alexis Jay, who wrote the report, said she found “children who had been doused in petrol and threatened with being set alight, threatened with guns, made to witness brutally violent rapes and threatened they would be next if they told anyone”.
>>59129493
And? Shit happens. Doesn't mean that 1400 """"children"""" were """"raped"""".
Also: Why do you defend cunts, cunt defender? Don't you have better things to do?
>>59129260
Jews can do only as much harm as women allow them to. Also: Jews are controlled by SJWs and women.
>>59129613
>Defending mudslimes
So are you from Dagestan or Chechnya? Or are you some mudslime illegal immigrant in Moscow?
>>59129662
I didn't defend mudslimes a bit. I attacked cunts. I would have attacked cunts the same way had it not been mudslimes but Japanese, French or Buddhists.
As disgusting as muslims are it's not their fault that cunts are filth.
You, however, you defend the enemy, the source of all the problems: Women
