crayon pop edtion
this general is dead inside
beginning dump of fresh bradleys
get them whilst they're hot
having a punt
All hail Korea.
I still don't know what that is. Is it a sub genre of kpop
>A delusional American expat living in Thailand has publicly announced a plan to finally get to the bottom of a 9/11 conspiracy theory – he just needs THB10 million (£196500~) to make it happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Olnv9RQmE
http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2016/05/10/american-expat-aims-raise-funds-recreate-911-countryside
>>59129363
aren't we all?
>>59129379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz8jTvyNJ6g
>>59129380
>We will fly a fully loaded 747 into a building at 500 MPH
the absolute madman
>>59129380
>delusional
wow thai newspapers are so unbiased and professional
that is the end of the dump
look forward to seeing them soon x
>>59129410
It's just an small time English language Thai news site.
>>59129380
>a delusional british sexpat in thailand posts in every /brit/ thread on /int/ between sessions of having sex with child prostitutes
>a yank posts in /brit/
There's people who actually believe Farage and UKIP are the solution Britain needs.
just saved some high quality bradleys
>>59129464
that's just a ruse to protect against racism my friend
>>59129464
DELETE THIS
Hi lads!
Welsh?
Welsh?
Welsh!
>>58985871
>>59129464
>>59129488 <this
I can't believe you are THIS greenpilled, lad
>>59129516
you should post in the evening
>gf insists on cooking for me
>her cooking sucks
>>59129527
I'm asleep in the evening :(
(hence the asynchronous post strategy)
>>59129551
why are you asleep?
>>59129563
Work schedule.
>>59129488
Is this what you've convinced yourself? Sad.
>>59129464
Who or what is your solution? .
>>59129593
WW3
Reading a book lads.
>Space can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all.
>Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual.
>>59129628
>WW3
>all the whites get deployed and get killed
>blacks and browns continue to breed in the UK
>>59129550
>her cooking isn't bad, but mine is better
>mfw i always keep having to make dinner
Ah yes excellent.
>Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer.
>Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love.
>>59129656
>realizes
FOY
Mmmmm, that's the stuff.
>When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world's leading T-rex law firm, he's absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny's new position entails more than just legal work.
>Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, "dinosaur bones."
>>59129695
British authors are somewhat underrepresented in gay dinosaur erotica, I'm not sure why.
>>59129628
Nice false flag Rasheed Nguyen Ali al-Siam
I wish the UK leaves Europe, and falls apart, and England goes back to being an irrelevant country full of bumpkins with their silly folk songs and extensive fairy lore.
>>59129695
You do realize that it's a copy-paste from some book on Amazon, right Anon?
>>59129729
would be great tbqh
>>59129777
>777
Wish be granted?
>>59129671
You're thinking too far into it.
>>59129728
Don't get it
>>59129729
Stay cucked m8
>>59129736
>Amazon
FOY
>tfw you realise that hitler and the nazis were actually jewish zionists carrying out a massive false flag operation by holocausting their own kind and intentionally losing the war so they could become more powerful and numerous than ever by riding on the back of the white guilt they've created
everyone from the panama papers in my city are Chinese.
reeee
>tfw just woke up
>>59130048
>t.zhou dong shong
>>59130048
Ni hao mate
>>59130048
>tfw dad is in panama paperrs
I love the poorly educated!
>>59130188
t. Labour
Wait, they don't love you like I love you...
What's the time in the uk
>>59130261
Actually that's a Tory sentiment.
Labour loves the poorly educated only if they are not white.
>>59130297
Yeah Yeah Yeahs?
>>59130315
11:13
>>59130315
13:13
doing a fetal position
http://poal.me/911u59
http://poal.me/911u59
http://poal.me/911u59
>>59130315
11:13am
>>59130315
11:14 AM
A white woman who has a child with a black father has a 2 percent chance of the father financially supporting that child.
>>59130346
best way to fit inside an oven
Havent posted on my own flag in almost 3 years. Just wanna get back to the UK so i feel like i belong in /brit/
Society will look back 50 years from now and wonder what the fuck went wrong
>Political correctness
>liberalism
>no shame
>Rise of the left wing
>Allowing mass immigration
>Accepting islam
We've entered a new dark age in terms of society
>>59130315
16:20 lmao
>>59130381
Just about ready to put my head in the oven
>>59130336
Yeah yeah yeah
Haha
>In Asia before the 15th century, some use of glans condoms (devices covering only the head of the penis) is recorded. Condoms seem to have been used for contraception, and to have been known only by members of the upper classes. In China, glans condoms may have been made of oiled silk paper, or of lamb intestines. In Japan, they were made of tortoise shell or animal horn.
what the FUCK
>>59130315
11:15
>>59130381
wouldnt mind if it will end the pain
>>59130315
11:16
>>59130412
>they don't love you like i love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
>>59130315
11:17
>>59130315
11:17
>>59130435
Is it illegal to refute the shoah in israel?
>>59130393
You think any of those societal trends are going to die out in fifty years?
Earth in 2066 is going to be hell
>Eurabia
>>59130315
11:18
>>59129347
Bit lost lads, which way is Tesco?
>>59130480
yea
>>59130511
just head northwest a ways x
>>59130483
>Australia is our only hope
>I will have to chose whether I want to live in a country where I get blown up while walking the dog, or get bitten on the arse while taking a shit by a venomous creature
>>59130315
11:20
reminder if we leave the eu there will be world war 3, everyone will die of hunger due to no imports and the economy will evaporate over night
>>59130393
They said that 50 years ago desu, people will eventually get sick of it all and put an end to it. We've faced bigger crises than a load of smelly Pakis coming over here.
>>59130554
good
Other than "no more brown people thanks" is there really any other compelling reason to leave the EU?
>>59130540
>Le wildlife is a constant danger in Australia meme
Hi, r*ddit
alright boys i'm gonna go cry myself to sleep haha
>>59130613
Not having an undemocratic foreign power deciding our laws would be nice.
>>59130613
Brussels are coming here, and making our laws, it's just not right.
>>59130554
Sounds like a plan. I must hoard sugar by the 24th then.
>>59130599
we'll be totally alone with no allies
no one will trade with us
we're probably going to get invaded by every other country on the planet all working together
>>59130613
No, in fact the leading out campaigners like Nige want more brown people because muh commonwealth
I'd rather stay in Europe and sort it out. The UK could easily wrest control of the EU from Germany if it wanted to and mould it in our image.
>>59130613
I don't really care about the brown people meme, rich enough not to be effected by it.
>not subject to the common external tariff
>able to negotiate trade deals
>less burdening regulation
>no subsidisation of inefficient farmers in the UK, and the whole of Europe.
>immediate stop of money transfer to Brussels
>>59130613
The European economy is a basket case. It would be nice to reduce our exposure.
De Joooooooooooooos!
>>59130690
good
>>59130627
Yeah but I hate the australian wildlife
>>59130631
G'nite yankee.
*tuck you in*
*smooch*
>>59130702
>immediate
well no, the negotiation process of leaving will probably take ~2 years, I don't think it's something that will happen overnight
you ever out and about and see really weird looking couples?
was in sainsbury's yesterday and saw this really handsome 6ft athletic white guy, obviously very wealthy with some midget mixed race chubby woman, in her 20s
what the hell
>>59130536
>grounding the boat
You got any idea why there's a 711 on every street corner here btw?
>>59130700
>The UK could easily wrest control of the EU from Germany if it wanted to and mould it in our image.
Yeah when we can't even renegotiate absolute minor under threat of leaving.
>>59130746
if it even happens at all.
you can't trust hamfaced cam, who says he won't try and negotiate another new deal once we've actually committed to leaving. We all know he doesn't want to leave.
>>59130730
It's a meme
I spent the first 18 years of my life living on a 3 acre property on the edge of a national park and only ever saw a snake twice
>>59130700
>The UK could easily wrest control of the EU from Germany if it wanted to and mould it in our image.
you'd need strong politicians for that and the uk has zero (0)
>>59130751
Yup I've seen that from t2t. Bolsters my hope I may find someone someday.
>>59130807
Probably because you were shitposting on your computer all day
>>59130751
maybe they were just friends
>>59130785
Because Cameron is absolutely shit when it comes to foreign policy. be honest lad, he's got no clue.
>>59130746
no, the UK leaves the EU immediately. but it won't leave the free trade area for 2/3 years whilst negotiations progress. Payments would stop immediately, but there may be negotiations for token payments to restart during the process.
>>59130785
Because Big Dave is a cuck
>>59130830
Didn't own a computer until I moved out to go to uni
So not really lad
>>59130800
mate he would be destroyed if he didn't follow the outcome of the referendum even if it isn't binding
but yeah, I doubt we'll leave to be honest, too many people are scared
union > league
>>59130751
maybe she had a really nice personality and he's not a shallow person?
>>59130903
Leagues better to watch
Union is just for posh private school boys
bookface.com/uniladmag/videos/1981777115178671/
Brains > Brawn
Wish I had a big willy :(
>>59130852
>>59130882
They wouldn't even throw us a bone with Cameron, I don't see any up and coming politician that would "mould the EU in our image"
Face it we're either playing by their rules or not at all. Germany is pulling the strings and whilst their economy is doing the largest part of bankrolling the absolute nightmare they call the Eurozone, that isn't going to change.
>>59130974
just be yourself
>>59130975
Why do you care
>>59130974
just get a dildo / bull and be a cuck m8
>>59130944
Fucking cringey
>>59130886
So? He'd be destroyed if we did leave, BJ would swoop in. What's another U-turn in the face of the abyss, I'm not saying it'd definitely happen, but I would not be surprised if he tried it tbph.
>>59131012
I'm English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXvnvhclMw
>>59131043
Why don't you live there?
>>59131043
no ur not
>>59130975
These things take time to change m8. I mean, there doesn't look to be anyone in our political ranks right now who could make changes. There's definitely room for manoeuvre though, Ms.Merkel is not a popular lady rn, I think we could win support from a number of countries if we exploited that, but there's no one fit for the job.
>>59131080
he's a nonce
>>59130700
absolutely delusional
Are Amerifats really stupid, or is it just an act?
I get that Aussies are genuinely thick, there's no helping them, but the Yanktards have the best higher education institutes in the world, yet their people act like halfwits.
>>59131080
because I live here.
>>59131094
Why's that?
>>59131101
>maybe if this happens and then we..
How about we just control our own destiny and leave without having to take such a gamble in hopes it'll work out?
>>59131172
>Yanktards have the best higher education institutes in the world, yet their people act like halfwits.
only a fraction go to those institutions m8
>>59131172
m8 you could talk to a moron or the smartest australian and chances are you probably couldn't tell the difference. people who are very upfront about their intelligence and act very superior are very much hated here.
had a dream I caught a fish
might start fishing this summer
>>59131174
control our own destiny in what way? We still have no idea what Britain would look like outside the EU. Voting to leave is just as much a gamble as remaining, do not forget that.
tbph reform will probably be on the horizon for the EU at some point anyway, either that or it will collapse.
>>59131174
Why would someone who seems so passionate about the UK's future live on the other side of the world?
>it's a talk about politics in a reasonable and calm manner episode
fuck off
why yes, I do believe that the UK could take over the entire EU and then reform it in a way that is completely contra to its original intentions
this task will surely be easier than leaving the EU and renegotiating some trade deals
>>59131172
im pretty dumb desu
>>59131299
you're free to talk about what you want m80
why don't you tell me about your favourite things to rub one out to?
Mine is Anita Sarkeesian, hbu?
>>59131321
we know m8
>>59131321
come here lad
I just been to the gym lads, there was a really fit middle aged woman doing Yoga in some indecent positions
Anyway I might go to sainsburys, I wanna try something new/interesting. Any ideas?
>>59131388
Danish pastries
>>59131172
Fat people anywhere tend to have low intelligence as a rule of thumb.
>>59131388
Ask if they're hiring
Haha
newly elected RULER of Britain's capital coming through
there better not be any Islamophobic posts here
>>59131388
Monster Energy® drink, lad
Anyone here shop at Tesco?
Want some vouchers?
>>59131388
a cornetto
>>59131428
Can't ban the Khan
>>59131428
>>59131228
>A moron or the smartest Australian
>Implying they're mutually exclusive
>>59131276
>control our own destiny in what way?
In every way since it'll be our choices and not Brussels calling the shots.
It's a gamble either way, but I want the UK to be independent, doing what's right for it's citizens and not just some star on someone else's flag taking orders from the continentals.
Hoping for much needed reform of EU isn't good enough.
>>59131283
I don't see what difference it makes where I live mate. I want the best for my country, I doubt you'd stop caring about Australia if you moved.
last post g2g
>>59131428
N-No sir- I mean Sultan Sadiq
HUGS NOT DRUGS
>>59131388
Nice butties at Sainos
>>59131388
they make some pretty good fresh pizzas at the deli counters
M********
Hint: Space Related
what is it?
>>59131590
Martians
Ayyy
Why do Thai "people" pretend to be English?
guys
what if
jesus was a hippie socialist
>>59131590
Meteorite
Afternoon lads
what if americans werent fat
>>59131487
>a literal black african kenyan descendant of a slave sunni muslim is PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>>59131433
I'm not really into energy drinks anymore, trying to be a bit healthy lad
>>59131423
Haha you want a job do you?
>>59131408
Where to get?
>>59131450
Just the one?
>>59131544
You mean make my own or what la?
>>59131636
cant wait till fills out a bit more and gets a real lady like shape
>>59131632
Poor internet doggos.
>>59131685
She'll be GOAT when she's fully ripe desu
>morrisons
Or as I like to call it: "Moronsons"
Haha
>>59130944
>bookface
just change it to fb you mong, it still works and gets past the spam filter
Anyone got the new UKIP logo?
>>59131636
how is it afternoon you spastic
tfw no gf that reads books
>>59131724
This
What an absoluter spacker he is oh my days
>>59131632
what is this
Hey. I got a refund from British airways because of a huge delay in my flight. I got a cheque through and cashed it 2 weeks ago. They sent me the same cheque again today, obviously a mistake.
Should I cash it or will that anger them?
>>59131745
Calm down autismo
>>59131745
>how is it afternoon you spastic
>05/10/16(Tue)12:00:01 No.59131745
>12:00:01
>>59131805
exactly
>>59131853
Fair play.
>>59131492
What I mean is, you have no idea how much autonomy we are going to be granted, and how much are politicians are going to take.
Herr Farage bangs on about a Norwegian style solution but Norway STILL subscribes to the Schengen area and pays money to Brussels. You can't trust Cam to get the best deal, he's not a good negotiator.
>>59131845
Bradley posters living up to the ''not clever/funny'' name
>>59131844
kys
Me on the left
>>59131724
tubeyou.com/watch?v=SmsRN78qMxM
Anyone else go to university here? How do you survive on the 3700 maintenance loan?
*saddles up beside you at the bar with a glass of milk*
>ello there treacle
*my pencil moustache wiggles as I talk, my breath heavy with cod liver oil and smoke*
>drinking alone are we?
as you inspect my face you notice one of my eyes is more opaque of the other, a misty, milky white. It points in a slightly different direction to the other, as if I am simultaneously looking at you with one eye and straight through you with the other. It isn't clear if it is severely damaged or a false
>>59131920
>be invited to sit in a BBC audience
>get front row seats
>bottom half of my face gets melted off
What are you guys doing today? Weather is shit so can't go out on my bike, have no errands to run and I'm bored as fuck.
My mum was gonna call but if I can make her call tomorrow instead I'll just get stoned...
>>59131983
Sleeping for night work. Muggy af do doing a naked sleep.
Getting the afternoon Sargon and Molyneux in, lads
>>59131983
weather is lovely where I am, cunt
>>59131983
Stare out of the window and wish I wasn't alone.
And /brit/post
>>59132015
aha, dude
epic baby!
>>59132015
I like Sargon but he goes too angry and emotional too easily which hurts the quality of his rhetoric.
>>59132046
*camera zooms out*
*bittersweet symphony starts playing*
>>59132016
You wanna go like?
>>59132061
Mate, I will straight up stab you in the throat.
>Walking behind some girl in tesco
>T I G H T yoga pants on with the tightest most succulent arse I've EVER seen
>walk a bit faster so I can get in front of her
>look back
>Her face is ugly as fuck
For fuck sake lads. When did ugly girls discover squats? There should be a ban on this
>Knife attacker 'shouting Allahu akbar' seriously injures four at Munich train station, killing one
what the?
I wonder what they did to him to make him act like that
>>59132080
Come on then
just washed my hair lads
>>59131636
i want to go without a shower for a month and rub frumunda cheese all over her face
>>59132090
pointless boring blog post
>>59132090
mealy mouthed post
Blistering cold wind. Feel my hand lads
>>59132100
Looks cute lad
>>59132090
Gotta admit I've got a bit of a thing for butterfaces
Probably unhealthy but I dgaf
>>59132090
just think though, if you had never looked at her face, you'd still have a raging boner
bag it
bang it from behind
cum buckets
???????
profit
>>59132100
bieber fuckboi
>>59132225
haven't brushed it yet you mong
ummm why is this guy trying to get involved in our election
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has rebuffed a declaration by Donald Trump that he could be an “exception” to the U.S. presidential candidate’s proposed ban on Muslims.
Trump, the only remaining candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, said in a New York Times interview Monday that “there will always be exceptions” when asked how his proposals would affect Khan, who was elected as mayor last week.
But speaking on Tuesday morning, Khan dismissed Trump’s position.
“This isn't just about me - it's about my friends, my family and everyone who comes from a background similar to mine, anywhere in the world,” he told the British Press Association.
“Donald Trump's ignorant view of Islam could make both of our countries less safe - it risks alienating mainstream Muslims around the world and plays into the hands of extremists.”
>>59132248
did you retweet it to your friends?
>>59132244
>brushing your hair
are you a fucking girl?
>>59132273
no, but I have to be presentable.
>>59132273
he's a feminine gayboy, yes
>>59132248
>it risks alienating mainstream Muslims around the world and plays into the hands of extremists.”
do people not understand what this actually means?
>haven't put the pomade in yet lads
I have to be presentable.
>>59132248
Please stop being racist then America.
We are a Muslim country and we only want world peace.
>>59132385
can you put paki in the name field for future reference ta
alri
>>59132100
Can I stroke it and comb it for you?
>>59132385
*raises taxes to fund bombing brown people*
kpop?
r8 the new wheelz
>>59132248
Fuck this clown. Shitskins have swarmed in to London like locusts and now they've voted their boy in. I bet most of those people have never even been to the polling booth before but you can bet every Muslim did this time. This isn't a "victory" as some have claimed. He didn't get elected on merit, he got elected because he's a Mulsim candidate in a city with a high number of Muslims.
>>59132448
you get both you and your boyfriend on that?
>>59132444
yeah
>>59132420
will do
>>59132435
Racist scum.
lads if we leave the EU (lmaooooo as if) will we get issued free new passports?
cba to pay £70 for one
>>59132424
of course x
>>59132522
actually can you just fuck off
>>59132498
no, we prefer to ride each other
>>59132530
I have an irish passport so I don't care loma
>>59132248
does this faggot think he's special?
Why on Earth is it so hot? I have to shitpost in the garden because it's boiling too much.
>>59132565
OOH MATRON
>>59132538
No, /brit/ would be alot better if we stopped with the discrimination.
passport expired 3 years ago and never renewed it lmao
>>59132605
Where are you senpai? It's cloudy and raining where I am.
>>59132624
but in all seriousness, /brit/ would be perfect if all the pakis/niggers/lefties fucked off
>>59132530
asked this and couldnt get an answer either, thank fuck i havent got one lmao
what should I get lads ?
>Be me
>Meet British girl online
>Always wanted a British gf
>Message her for a few days on Skype
>Slow as fuck to reply
>Ask her last night if she would like to talk
>End up playing vidya for 6 hours
d-do I have a chance at an online relationship?
>>59132740
what about the gays
>>59132651
Pavel?
>>59132740
>but in all seriousness, britain would be perfect if all the pakis/niggers/lefties fucked off
fix'd
