'the french' edition
kpop
wanking off dogs
honhon funny hat
awful post
Wish I could literally give you a negative (You).
give me advice o wise ones
our president is literally the biggest meme on the planet
maisie
I hate people who aren't racist and people who aren't white
Literally CANNOT tie my shoelaces lads. Had to sprint away from a problem at work the other day because I was asked to tie a knot and loop.
>>59117990
don't remember getting sworn into office
>>59117935
Fuck
Off
Yank
>>59118022
I can do shoes but I can't do a knot, like at the end of a rope, just can't do it
>>59118020
I don't really hate nonwhites, I just want them out of my country and back in their own.
>>59118028
he could probably outmeme you while prepping 2 bulls at the same time kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndpryp2OlUQ
>>59118055
>tfw I actually do hate non-whites
>>59118022
can't imagine there are grown men out there as inept as you
some fat mong in his velcro trainers
Don’t know how reliable it is but I heard that there was no formal announcement at my uni regarding me, just the accusers telling their story to their friends and acquaintances. Been bugging me for a long time what was said about me.
Tried applying to jobs again, can’t apply to some because my tablet has issues. Will go to the job centre and use a computer there tomorrow, hopefully the staff will be as hand off as usual.
My sleeping schedule is all fucked, I go to sleep around 1am and today and I woke up at 1pm. Need to shave, beard has grown too much, will hurt. Little sister called me today, mother probably made her, heard he in the background saying “4 years down the drain”, glad she’s being honest about it with herself at least.
thinking about shaving my beard except for the sideburns and then growing them out long so they become bushy muttonchops
>>59118055
I want their vermin to be purged from this beautiful planet so it become the white eden it was always supposed to be, as decreed by God
just signed a petition to get our SU to hold a referendum to leave the NUS
literally a click of a button, magical
>>59117946
MwAHAAaaaaaaaH TheFrench
I really hate nonwhites, I want them out of my country and back in their own.
>>59118084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7htO8HZhIw
slapper senpai
>>59118087
I don't wear velcro just get my mam to tie a good knot and make sure they don't open again. Reckon it's dyspraxia or something desu.
>>59118022
used to be scared of shoelaces as a kid
just used velcro till I was like 15
forced myself to get shoelaces
>>59118084
>>59118118
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PzHDTgcUnE
Hate Protestants lads
>>59117981
Honhon funny war record.
>>59118055
>>59118020
Lads
>i browse /b/
>>59118130
Reckon you're just a spastic tbqh.
>thinking about shaving my beard except for the sideburns and then growing them out long so they become bushy muttonchops
>>59118160
How many times do you post that here?
>>59118160
Rasheed
Just came twice in a row lads
wow
>>59118130
just pack them to the sides like the white trash kids do
>>59118191
>trash
Fuck off yank.
>>59118118
technically not your country
but the colonisation of north america was a must
my fav superhero
>>59118144
why can't british rappers match flow to beat rhythm?
Comes off as sloppy
>>59118130
Have you actually tried learning?
I didn't learn to tie my laces until I was 16, then I learned in 5 minutes
>>59118191
That's what I do. It's hell though, I just want comfy shoes.
>technically not your country
>but the colonisation of north america was a must
>>59118206
The yank pakis sold the land to them for a bean fair and square.
Save us trump
>>59118206
Nah it became ours when we slaughtered the previous owners 2bh
>>59118144
>it's a rapper walking through his neighborhood video
awful lad
Not to keen on idiom and punchline rappers as well.
Need to fix my nose, lads
Don't want this mouth breathing to destroy my chin even more
>>59118223
i refuse to believe you're this stupid
>>59118237
yeah but the yanks genocided all of them too
game of maisies is on soon lads
>>59118226
Is his face photoshopped or is he really that fugly?
>>59118192
>>59118188
>The last man (German: der letzte Mensch) is a term used by the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in Thus Spoke Zarathustra to describe the antithesis of the imagined superior being, the Übermensch, whose imminent appearance is heralded by Zarathustra. The last man is tired of life, takes no risks, and seeks only comfort and security.
>The last man is the goal that Western civilization has apparently set for itself. After having unsuccessfully attempted to get the populace to accept the Übermensch as the goal of society, Zarathustra confronts them with a goal so disgusting that he assumes that it will revolt them.[3] The lives of the last men are pacifist and comfortable. There is no longer a distinction between ruler and ruled, strong over weak, or supreme over the mediocre. Social conflict and challenges are minimized. Every individual lives equally and in "superficial" harmony. There are no original or flourishing social trends and ideas. Individuality and creativity are suppressed.
>. The last man is possible only by mankind's having bred an apathetic creature who has no great passion or commitment, who is unable to dream, who merely earns his living and keeps warm. The last men claim to have discovered happiness, but blink every time they say so.
>>59118022
Fucking hell lad, do you know how to tell the time?
>>59118220
I imagine I would if I kept at it. I made slight progress one day with YouTube videos but completely forgot it all and never really tried again. It's one of those things that don't interfere with my day to day life but one awkward situation could ruin my life.
I just want to experience the euphoria if England win the Euros. Lads, just take a step back. Imagine how insane things would get. How long would people be drinking for?
me in the afterlife
>>59118275
that's me, your words hurt
>>59118263
That was after they sold the land. By every possible metric the land belongs to the scoot'N'shoots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW-my-nnzg4
me on the right
Wish I had a best friend
>>59118270
welcome to 24 hours ago
>>59118279
thinking about buying a zippo even though i dont smoke
my mum does though so maybe i'll get her one as a belated mothers day gift
>>59118281
Of course lad. I'm a completely functional person but I just cannot tie my laces.
>>59118282
What age are you?
>>59118263
We didn't finish the job unfortunately.
but atleast we have reservationing down.
>>59118022
you're lucky you didn't trip over your untied shoelaces in that case kad
>>59118237
>>59118263
>>59118303
1. Spain and France were there for like 200 years before England and us "yanks"
2. "Yanks" = New Englanders
3. Most of the Indians were long dead by the time the USA started moving westward
>>59118282
You should just learn desu
I didn't learn the alphabet fully until I was 20
Took about 5 mins again
>>59118310
huh? i thought they showed it on tuesdays
>>59118304
>those lads are ten years older now
Can't tie my shoes either
>>59118313
If you are thinking of getting a custom one that has the fedora tipping action like that image, I checked and for the UK it would cost £60 at the cheapest with none of the optional extras, so for you guys it will be much worse.
>>59118343
fuck off yank
nobody cares
Business idea: bring real pimpin to the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA-NMBmZ91g
>>59118350
I refuse to believe I share a country with a 22 year old who can't tie his shoes
>>59118356
Good lad
real autism hours
>>59118353
I watched it earlier
>>59118361
i dont want the fedora one so no worries
>>59118343
Yanks are Americans and have been many years before your Marvels: Civil War.
>>59118343
>trying to get brits to understand our civil war dichotomy
never gonna happen lad
We're all ungrateful yanks to them.
>>59118353
mondays 2am is when it shows for the first time here, which is like 9pm or something in yankland
and then they show it again at either 9/10pm again on monday
>>59118361
you looked into buying a fedora tipping zippo lighter?
>>59118369
Head on lad
Just remembering this autist I went to school with who thought it was hilarious to say 'Merry Christmas' as a greeting when it wasn't Christmas. Lmfao, he did it for years the mad twat
hahaha wahey!
heh lets go raiding lads hehehehh
>>59118280
Let them see only the ice and winter of my peaks and not that my mountain winds all the girdles of the Sun around it.
They hear only the whistling of my winter storms: and know not that I also travel over warm seas, like longing, heavy, hot south-winds.
To the lads who can't tie their laces, I couldn't do it either with the normal ways. I tried the youtube ones and I couldn't do that either
then my parents showed me some odd way and it worked
basically you make a normal knot, then make two loops with each side, cross the loops and make a knot with those loops, repeat for extra strength
>>59118400
And you have been to everyone before your civil tiff.
>>59118402
could have sworn it was on tuesday the last two episodes
March 17
>>59118418
Don't think I would ever be capable of this
>>59118369
>>59118427
maybe in whatever crazy timezone you reside in
>>59118418
uhh...
double knot m8?
I find guys who are inept losers strangely cute. Just need to find a lad who feels the same way.
>>59118403
I just thought it was funny with the lid opening as a tipping action so I looked online for places that print photos on them and it turns out to be really expensive.
might roll one more spliff
>>59118435
November 18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABJK1qOO9XY
>>59118395
To the Englishman, a Yankee is an American.
To an American, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To a New Englander, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
To a Vermonter, a Yankee is someone who eats apple pie for breakfast.
And to a Vermonter who eats apple pie for breakfast
a Yankee is someone who eats it with a knife.
>>59118446
they show it at the same time here as everyone else which is like 9-10 hours ahead of you depending on daylight savings so 11am on tuesday, or monday apparently
>>59118418
>>59118443
Just fucking learn to tie your goddamn laces
It's one fucking knot you moron
>>59118425
>And you have been to everyone
Hey now, who came to your rescue in ww2 lad?
It's too hot to sleep or even function properly
>>59118457
I smoked bare weed last night with some mates, and today my head feels like a brick. I just can't function.
New to smoking weed like.
>>59118418
>To the lads who can't tie their laces,
British people
>>59118471
One knot I cannot tie
>>59118469
it's shown sunday evening in yankland, so i'm pretty sure it's monday
>>59118414
As long as we can kill some yanks then I'm with you.
>>59118022
Knew a lad in army training who could tie his laces
Corporal made me and the other guy lie on the floor and tie his laces for him everyday
>>59118443
its super fucking simple
youre just making a knot
but instead of straight, flat pieces of shoelace, they're looped
>>59118447
double knot is an umbrella term
>>59118484
smoke some more, you'll be okay
>>59118487
t. literal Rasheed
>>59118466
wait do normal vermonters just eat the whole pie with their hands or something
what the fuck i could tie a tie when i was 11
>>59118487
Mahmoud
>>59118477
pouring with rain here
>>59118487
i am muslim akhi
there are no british in this thread mashallah
>>59118466
Didn't read any of this.
>>59118498
well fuck
oh well, i'll go pirate it then
i remember once i wore my dads tie to nursery but when i went to the toilet the bottom of it fell in and then the piss got on my clothes and i smelt of piss all day
>>59118515
They use a fork lad.
>>59118518
everyone should have by year 7
>>59118529
nice warm night here
going in the garden to smoke a joint in a tshirt and still feel comfy
New blacked video should be good
>>59118514
>Rasheed
Rasheed is paki af
I don't know a single rasheed.
>>59118530
>He thinks i'm muslim
>>59118476
Canada and Australia.
very suicidal
>>59118555
must be extremely annoying to cut a pie with a fork
Kill the pussy and get away with it, Ray Lewis
>>59118554
I used to go to sleep under the tables at nursery
good evening lads
>>59118572
Rasheed
>>59118544
hyahahaha u absolute mentalist!
>>59118537
I didn't read any of this post either
>>59118572
Are you that rich brit who posted here and studied in a tunisian uni and had the russian gf?
>>59118555
Who the fuck eats a pie with a fork?
Are Scots really just porridgepakis?
>New blacked video should be good
>>59118537
I doubt you can.
>not eating your pie in a burger
>>59118554
>STINKS OF PISH LAND
I was once sick on my desk in primary school haha
>>59118466
Yes I know all about your meme, but that doesn't change the fact that you are all yanks to everyone in the world and that is recorded from before your civil tickling fight.
>>59118624
fuck off murderer
>>59118602
No, I'm the rich french who study in a tunisian uni and had an ukranian gf
>>59118081
he's the bull, actually
>>59118625
come on lad i'm sure you have an embarrassing story to share this is a safe place don't be nervous
called my teacher mum before
>>59118587
>>59118607
They cut the pie into servable pieces and then use the side of the fork to cut away pieces to eat.
He means mega-burgers literally treat the piece of pie like a steak.
It's pretty common.
Though if you're serving it with ice-cream we use spoons like the rest of the world.
>>59118648
kek
>>59118587
Yanks eat cakes with a fork too.
Going to Newcastle in a few weeks lads. Hope I Mick a few birds desu
Your hourly dose of Hollande
A girl pissed herself next to me and started crying about it in primary school.
Was quite funny lol
>>59118639
Me too
was sitting next a girl too
>>59118622
It would be cute if it came from anyone other than a yank, especially so to I, an Englishman.
>>59118651
are you bantering or what lad
because if its actually you then its been about 2 years, nobody knows you here anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYl1D2B0oRQ
who /xanax/
>>59118695
hollandaise?? hahaha nah jks lol
just got back in lads
managed to kidnap a few children hahahaha
>>59118690
>tfw mum got mick'd and now i have to exist
Remember a girl in my class had her hair set on fire with a bunsen burner
well funny
>>59118679
fucking hell my ancestors died for you poofters
>It would be cute if it came from anyone other than a yank, especially so to I, an Englishman.
>>59118721
so business is good?
>>59118624
Pie barm, Wigan represent!
>>59118624
Ugly french fries, they lack any uniform, rhyme or reason, like the batter was just thrown onto the potatoes.
They don't look golden at all, but swallow and sickly, too crunchy.
The bun is also a bit pale and has too many cracks
This is not gourmet
2/10
> called my teacher mum before
>>59118736
nothin better than chippy chips you utter cretin
>>59118712
true aside from the fact that i never posted here. Usually post on /fr/, /asean/ and /mena/
>>59118719
got addicted to it, trying to find something to stop.
>>59118729
>my ancestors died for you poofters
Not enough honestly.
New England states are pretty fucking weird though.
The drawback of being the best place in the country.
>>59118669
eurgh, this
also "liz" which was my nannys name hehe
I fainted in front of my whole class once ahahaha, I remember coming to and they were all staring at me
>>59118732
fantastic
time to drop them in my mystical labyrinth heheheheh
>>59118736
Those chips would actually be really soggy and soft
drenched in vinegar and salt
mmmmmm
does nobody remember that brit in the tunisian uni
you are all literal newcunts
>>59118736
Bread look like shit but the fries are perfect, what would be good fries in your opinion.
>>59118712
i thought the cunt you were thinking of was from hong kong. he was that real autistic guy whose dad had something to do with the embassy or something wasn't he?
>>59118759
in year 7 as well
ouch
>>59118784
fuck off newfag
moot is my cousin
I also used to cry to get out of lessons - in year 7
>>59118775
>drenched in vinegar and salt
my fucking la
>>59118784
been here 2 years but I don't pay attention to "personalities"
me on the left
>>59118758
true
booby
secondary school was fucking great
had good mates
everyone in the year got on well with each other
doing a walk around the block whilst i smoke my spliff as it's a lovely evening
>>59118784
t. newfag trying to appear like an oldfag
No such person has ever posted here and I've been on /brit/ since the very beginning. Kill yourself my man.
i once intentionally wet myself for attention
was either reception or year 1
>>59118784
>not remembering some obscure anon in /brit/ means you're new
His problem is he has no P R E S E N C E
Even new cunts know who Thailand is.
>>59118736
Nothing about this post makes sense so here is a picture of pies.
>>59118848
good lad
>>59118793
Supper skinny fries are the best. Add a bit of seasoning
Followed by curly fries, and next come waffle fries.
then come wedges, followed by sweet potato
finally come soggy fries. only those are better than crinkle cut, which are the worst
i once sucked the ink out of a chocolate flavour gel pen in year 3 aha what am i like ay
>>59118851
I once fell off a stool for attention
>English captain, Royal Navy : "You, french, are fighting for the money, while, us, english, we fight for honour."
>Robert Surcouf, french corsaire : "That's true my lord. Each one fights for what he doesn't have."
>>59118793
>fries
Fuck off yank.
>>59118823
good lad
>>59118851
did it work?
>>59118872
>Supper skinny fries are the best.
Shit taste confirmed
had a chicken kiev burger before desu
>>59118872
>this entire post
>>59118886
oi, piss off you twat
>>59118872
Americans are just awful people.
>>59118908
slither
Just remembered when I used to carve swastikas into my arm when I was in year 4
Started a trend and everyone was carving swastikas into their skin
lmao
>>59118894
yes
i think i hid in the toilet too
got loads of (You)s that day
I remember once, in Maths in primary school we were doing multiplications. I wasn't concentrating and the teacher asked me the answer to a question and I guessed a random number and got it right
>>59118908
Why are snake owners almost always edge-lords.
>>59118872
>Supper skinny fries are the best
you can't even taste the potato with those you absolute mongoloid
most of the time they just taste like salt and char
>this will be the australian flag one day
Mental haha
>>59118885
A rare bit of banter from the Fr*nch.
my friend and I invented a word in primary school, it spread and eventually the teachers banned the usage of said word
I hear brit girls are very promiscuous is that true lads? Irish girls are the opposite
used to slap people's bums if they pulled the whole trousers and boxers down to their ankles to have a piss in infant school
>>59118935
Why do the abos have kraut colors?
>>59118935
>not this
>>59118908
Classic gimmick
>>59118900
So a kiev on a cob? Or some sort of chicken burger stuffed with garlic butter?
>>59118959
it came to them in the dreamtimes
Me and this other lad used to show each other our bare arses when we were getting changed for PE and we're both unironically benders now.
>>59118908
incredibly satisfying to watch
not healthy for the snake though
you shouldn't even feed them live mice or rats
This should be the flag of ireland IMO
need more french posters desu
they're literally yank cryptonite
>>59118910
Howdy dude, ya'll just best be step back or ahl ride muh sgooder on yall toes ya feel me?
>>59118985
le harp
>>59118885
absolutely excellent post
>>59118938
Please, Mr. 29%, show me some respect.
>>59118985
>a fucking harp
>>59118935
it wont look like that tbqh
>>59118857
Wait there is a poster from thailand here, they all disappeared from asean a few months ago.
>>59118872
>Supper skinny fries
The ones that have absolutely no potato taste?
1/10
>>59118886
>Origin of fries:
Belgium and france
>Name in france
Frites
The word Chips is a non sense.
>>59118872
>>59119000
At least a harp makes a nice sound
>>59118935
i was watching event horizon the other day and sam neill had that flag on his shoulder so i got triggered and turned it off
yanks are the best posters here
i love yanks
>>59118908
Delete this
Muggy as hell tonight, lads
Balls are sweating excessively
>>59118985
Honestly surprised it's not a FIDDLE.
used to show a girl my willy in the tall grass when i was like 7
she was a couple years above and pressured me in to it
i did this for a few days until the teachers cottoned on
this proud british otter will not be voting in the EU referendum as he is an otter
>>59118999
>Mr. 29%
Wait, what is this in reference to?
>>59118985
UK coat of arms has culturally appropriated the Ireland harp so yeah
>>59119021
*bursts into the room*
make me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxc_55ur-J4
>>59119020
good post
Not as Silly as Sir Billi
>>59118960
>not this
