Bro Tier edition
I like this one
retarded country war edition
kstew
having a punt
>>59119388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182
reminder the two triggered french faggots are most likely muslims
doing a rs post
>trying to commit a sin
>mum dumps cat on me because he got into a fight outside
fuck off stupid ugly cat prick
>having white on your flag
cucks
H-happy birthday to me
>it's a leaf episode
Sleep tight Yorker
>>59119452
happy birthday la x
>>59119452
happy 16th mate
>>59119452
how old are you?
happy birthday xx
>>59119416
why is she so literally perfect
>>59119388
happy birthday lad
lads
>>59119466
What an odd thing to say. What gave you this assumption?
Lads please help me
When I'm outside, I usually listen to music with my earphones and phone in my jacket pocket, cable goes under my shirt
Now that it's summer and I can't wear a jacket, what do I do? if I put the phone in my jean pocket, the wire and jack get absolutely mashed up in the pocket and the earphones stop working after a few days
what do?
>>59119452
>>59119485
well I fucked that up
>>59119502
why is cricket so unpopular in the UK compared to elsewhere?
>>59119449
*smacks your butt*
>>59119433
Quelle honte tu fais. Grosse pissotière à anglos.
>>59119449
>be spen
>MOORD
>>59119334
>insult
>long (like my penis)
French words
>>59119400
Amerilard showing his brainz skills. Good day, today was.
>>59119452
happy birthday lad
>>59119433
Life wouldn't be worth living if the French didn't throw hate at us.
>>59119485
squawking w laughter
>>59119509
try putting it in your back pocket? just don't sit on it haha
>>59119509
don't walk about with your headphones in
>>59119465
>>59119473
>>59119474
>>59119514
>>59119524
thanks lads. old enough spainbro. your (You)s more than make up for the lack of notifications on my phone 2bh.
>>59119536
it will get robbed instantly
I live in a city
>>59119485
>>59119452
blunderingly clumsy cunts
>>59119449
>The Battle of Rocroi of 19 May 1643 resulted in the victory of a French army under the Duc d'Enghien against the Spanish Army under General Francisco de Melo only five days after the accession of Louis XIV of France to the throne of France, late in the Thirty Years' War. The battle is considered by many to be the turning point of the perceived invincibility of the Spanish tercio.
>>59119515
it's still fairly popular over here, it's just overshadowed by footie.
waned in popularity in recent years because they stopped showing the ashes on regular telly. (You need Sky Sports package)
We're not India tier, but Test cricket is never going to appeal to the masses anyway, it's too intricate.
>>59119522
desu You can make a full sentence using only Germanic/Englsih words easily since they make up the majority of common words.
>>59119548
the notifications will come lad, if you've got your birthday on your FB
>>59119549
ah yes
western "civilisation"
>>59119475
australian genes
>>59119565
bit rude
>>59119549
tape it to your stomach
>>59119452
happy birthday m8 (please ignore this if you're a filthy paki thanks)
>>59119579
rasheed
an english hates you because you exist
a french hates you because you're a fucking cunt
>>59119568
of course, the 29% meme is the only way Frenchies can deal with the crippling reality of English language dominance and not French
FUCK free trade
We should TAX YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>59119594
actually i was insulting britain for it's abundance of rasheeds you mong
>>59119527
We don't hate you. You're basically the only legit ennemy.
Spain ? Moors
Italy ? Well... A FUCKING BOOT
Germany ? We litteraly made them.
USA ? Why should I hurt my baby boy ?
>>59119622
rorke
>>59119623
>Germany ? We litteraly made them.
Other way around
>>59119583
This is reminding me back when /mu/ was plagued with Alicelad.
unemployment is horrible
>>59119622
raaheed
>>59119587
The only good frog, is a dead frog.
>>59119515
Too posh compared to football I believe, it's second (but best) class like Rugby
>>59119652
Outstanding post
>>59119648
8 months
wrong side of 25
>>59119606
>french
>reality
>language
>dominance
French words
>>59119597
But if a Frenchie exists then he is a cunt.
can't stop eating
just farted and it was one of those farts where you think it's over and you're disappointed but then you push a bit harder and more comes out
>>59119475
>why
Anglo Saxon word
>>59119687
same here watcha eating
black grape for me
>>59119663
19 months here
>>59119672
same with Poland, Germany, Italy, Spain, The Netherland, canada, Australia, Russia, all 200 other countries.
you'll be removed from your island soon enough
>>59119687
Hey fatty bum bum
Hey fatty bum bum
What's the matter, want another cream cake?
>>59119701
pizza
>>59119648
>>59119663
>>59119711
>poofters literally don't realize they're living the dream
wew
Can't wait to be a NEET again.
>>59119713
>you'll be removed from your island soon enough
>>59119565
Perfidious : 1
Chivalry : 0
>>59119699
>brittish motto
>100% in french
TU NE PEUX PAS FAIRE CETTE MERDE HAUTE
>>59119717
*licks lips and salivates*
yes
>>59119717
Hit me with the ching,ching, la
>>59119742
Sadiq Khan
>>59119727
hope there's no pineapple on it
>>59119761
Rowd
>>59119667
you think you are a smart guy with your fancy words
take a look at these ones then
>>59119502
Crikey that was a pretty bold leap for cricket. I hope he had a cuppa and a sit down after that.
Seriously though, why is this game so shit?
I know what boys like, I know what they want
They want that good thing, they wanna get some
>>59119746
>perfidious
>chivalry
modern english words
England is a multi cultural multi faith society.
What did he mean by this?
>>59119761
Hello Sadiq, pakis aren't allowed here so you will have to leave.
Our kids are being destroyed by all these tests.
BOYS BOYS BOYS
>>59119798
>>59119774
Let's be honest anon, how many time ?
Also : Canada
French name
Tbf
>>59119775
get bent you monkey
It's clearly from 1910 or something
UNAY UNAY UNAY
>>59119815
insane maths
>>59119833
>Also : Canada
>French name
Huron name
>>59119623
go to bed asap, brit
you must go to work tomorrow
>>59119840
this is the 50th time you've posted this webm, pajeet. give it a break
>>59119862
>japanese work ethic strikes again
>France
German name
>be politically apathetic
>someone tells me "you should care"
Ah yes you've done it
I care now
>>59119840
>designated shitting bins
Need a boyfriend to be honest
>>59119815
year 2 is 18ish years old right
>>59119793
Perfidious is latin, chivalry from french, actually, famalad
>>59119798
He heard that it was a romantic city, therefore he went in this faggotery with his gay sexfriends.
>>59119870
posted it once the other day la
>>59119888
good morning mate how are you?
>>59119879
>Anglo
Danish name
>>59119840
What an impressive coincidence. I'm sold.
>>59119888
it's probably intended as long term advice, not instant for that situation
Think I just like my mates kind of bird of tinder fucks sake
Also matched with a yank gook, interesting
>>59119874
then teach me British work """"""""""""""""""ethic""""""""""""""""""""" now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8WeZyTxXg
>those nipple slips
>>59119910
ow I felt that
>>59119933
would cum buckets if she as so much looked down at my willy
>>59119907
all modern english words
>>59119858
Kanata is Algonquin name for village or settlement, but Cartier named the entire cunt "CANADA"
And not "KANATA"
Oh Canada.... I'm sorry
>>59119861
Reddit pls
>>59119933
>Nicole with an e
absolute slag
>>59119951
What should I message her lid? What do yank gooks like?
>>59119933
>necole
fucking yanks
>>59119861
This comic is so fucking dumb.
The Britons never gave a fuck about Rome, neither did the Franks. Why would it be hard when Rome collapsed? Franks just filled a power vacuum and Britons went back to being whatever
>Germany just all of a sudden appears in 1914
lol
>times grew darker still, we never lost hope
UK and France could have stopped Hitler early, but they didn't.
>>59119955
American words*
>>59119958
>Cartier
Breton i.e little Britain
>>59119938
i genocided millions over this vid
Do you reckon the bank will give me an overdraft even though I'm a NEET with poor credit history?
im hungry and tired
>>59120000
ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evEXt0Aaoew
>>59120002
>poor credit
Literal kike aphrodisiac
>>59119935
work enough to get stuff done but not to die from overheating
>>59120008
hi Mr. hungry and tierd
>>59119970
>>59119973
Pls help >>59119972
>>59119990
BRITTANY MENTIONNED
>USA, Canada, NZ, Australia exists because they couldn't stand England any longer
gives you the goosebumps
>>59120028
more like because it was extremely impractical to rule those lands from so far away
>>59120026
Not sure lad.
Haven't been on the slaghunt for ages.
Track down her twitter or instagram or something and go from there.
>>59120028
>Australia
>A country by choice
W E W
E
W
>>59120028
USA is if Great Britain went super saiyan
That's life (that's life) that's what people say
You're riding high in April
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said, that's life (that's life) and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) I tell ya, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life) that's life
And I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come here this July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, my
>>59119972
be as pretentious and stuck up as possible, act like you are a literal billionaire. make sure to act like you are incredibly successful and have won lots of awards. wooed a few chinese over the past few years at uni by doing this.
>>59120028
Can't say I blame em
>this will never be my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_syRWIalyzg
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU weren't laughing when WE be YOU in a WAR A LONG TIME AGO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWOWOWOWOWOWOW HAVE FUN WITH YOUR UNDESIRABLE ETHNIC MINORITIES ARRRRRRRRRRRRRMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA
>>59120085
>this will never be my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJAnQTwmJs
>>59120112
exceptional post
>>59120028
>France exist because Karl der Groß could not stand France any longer
spooky
>>59120116
too many negroes
>>59120060
>>59120049
She just messaged me first, said "hello"
weeew am I in?
its too bloody hot
>>59119974
Whereas USA was first in line to stop Hitler, right?
>>59120142
Literally about to drown it in lad.
gl
>>59120015
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12rbxk_mylene-farmer-libertine-clip-officiel-hd-720p_music
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x30g41y_mylene-farmer-pourvu-qu-elles-soient-douces-clip_music
>>59120125
>american education
Ah yes I enjoy European music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFnimS2DxBE
>>59120145
JF WEATHER FUCK OFF
>>59120056
>I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
>A poet, a pawn and a king
I like this part 2bh lad
>>59120145
15 degrees
Absolutely ludicrous
>>59120165
Thank you for sending her over here lad, very kind of you xx
>>59120028
>England only exists because Normans couldn't stand France any longer
>>59120195
yw la, I like to be generous now and again xx
>>59120207
Norman's?! reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>59120124
English genius
>>59120125
Karl der gross ?
Ah ja, Charlemagne.
Why you think France, is actually called France ? :^)
>>59120218
Might send one of our skets your way soon mate, keep an eye out
any normies in here?
>>59120207
We ruled england as a part of French kingdom
That's like saying usa never got independence from the uk despite couldn't standing them.
Retarded, like every english on the internet
>>59120157
The USA wasn't a part of the League of Nations (although it was the USA who created it)
killing myself in the morning
>>59120235
Will do li
How to remember all the names of characters in Game of Thrones?
I always forget
:(
>>59120276
good lad
>>59120248
trying to become normie!
>>59120248
fon
>>59120276
good lad
>>59120276
>>59120276
if i had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say they're gonna kill themselves on the 'chon I'd have like a hundred bucks
>>59120282
you don't
don't worry you subconsciously know what's going on, you don't need everything in your working memory
>>59120326
and it's anonymous so you have no idea whether they did or not
gonna reincarnate in a few days lad
>>59120353
fingers crossed you respawn as a brit mate, you were so close
>>59120329
you're no help :((
>>59120341
yeah haha i think most of them don't actually kill themselves and just do it for the (You)'s
>>59120387
>you respawn as a brit
If I don't spawn a PM or something I'm re-rolling.
>>59120341
people used to stream it
Are there any normies on /brit/?
I mean real, true normies. I am.
I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out watching anime, I was visited by a Normie. He called himself Brad Miller. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his social ability and his girls.
He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He beutiful voice whispered in my ear "just be yourself bro". Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.
When I awoke, there was an iPhone on the floor in front of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. it said it was from a friend. This is strange because I have never had any friends. It told me about my newfound powers.
What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw energy from alcohol. An alcoholic normie. This kind of normie is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off drunken parties instead of money.
So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the lads and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.
Pic related, It is me.
>>59120396
why do you believe you need to recall every name/plot? you know it subconsciously, you don't need to consciously remember it
fully erect after those sabrina videos lads
>>59120431
Kind of normie, I'm very very shy but I try to put myself out there a bit
>>59120431
good post
>>59120441
I don't NEED to but I think I'd enjoy watching it more if I didn't have to keep googling their names.
lads what should I wank to
>>59120415
>click "Go"
>this is where you reincarnate to loving parents
http://www.mapcrunch.com/
L-lads
What should I say
>>59120517
relationships
Weed is a fun drug lads
>>59120517
a friend
>>59120517
to put my bwc in asians
>>59120517
Soul-mate
>When a Yank tries to join in with the banter
>>59120517
"you know what"
let her project her own meaning onto your vague answer
>>59120517
benis in bagina :DDDD
>>59120517
a feminine penis
>>59120462
have you seen her multitude of nudes?
http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_movie_scenes/actresses/s/sabrina_salerno/sabrina_salerno_10.jpg
>>59120584
desu i find her suggestive clothes and moves far, far hotter than a nude shot
>>59120513
Can I try again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezl2yg6i-Jg
>>59120611
what about her sextape?
http://nesaporn.com/to/1162708-sabrina_salerno_discovered_sextape.html
>>59120517
>Necole
End it now
>>59120568
Do brits even use "broads"?
That's barely a word we even use.
>>59120691
>Do brits even use "broads"?
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59120720
that's what I figured.
>>59120735
**thought so
A trash bag is not a trash bag until you put trash in it, until then it is just a bag
>>59120735
sounds like the kind of word that would only be used in the 40s
>>59120735
do you use skirt, or dame
lads, whats a new fetish I should try?
Getting pretty bored of the same old.
London has been conquered by radical Islam. The only purpose London can serve now is as a warning to the rest of the West. Islam is at the door, and it has no problem taking your land, taking your property, offing you, and taking your women for their pleasure.
>>59120630
You may reroll once
>>59120637
i was not aware of this
not gonna watch though since i'm already done
thinking about having 2 wanks in a row, should be an interesting intellectual challenge
>>59120760
armpitjobs
eyebrows
machine fucking
>>59120760
anal prolapses
>>59120760
actual women
>>59120760
fat fetish
>born in time to listen to an anonymous australian's wanking schedule at 3AM
what a time to be alive
>>59120760
pegging
>>59120789
Cum both loads into my mouth
>>59120819
kek
>>59120752
a bag specifically designed to hold trash as its intended purpose and destiny
>>59120819
unironically lmaoing
>>59120819
also born in time to fight in world war 3 after britain leaves the EU
dear yanks
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>>59120760
conjoined twins
bondage
guro
>>59120866
SUPERB post
>>59120856
Watch how all the Tories ITT will defend braindead Dave.
If Corbyn had said it, they wouldn't shut up.
>>59120866
rude
>>59120866
This desu
>>59120866
Magnificent post
>>59120852
but what if you put something else in it
any body up for hunger games
bored 2bh
>>59120771
Guess I'm a cyka now.
>>59120758
>>59120758
Pretty 50's, I want neo-50s to come back though.
>>59120801
no,no,sure can never find the thread on /gif/, and am never happy with the girls I find on randoms.
>>59120803
no
>>59120808
wew
>>59120813
I tried chubby but it's rare to find the just right girl.
>>59120821
benders out
>>59120875
lead me
never understood it
never understood it, and it depresses me
Thanks for your inputs, lads.
Remember a few months ago when the Brits and Aussies fell out with each other? Some very mean posts were exchanged, it was very upsetting.
if i had a gf i'd let her peg me if she really wanted to, not because i'm a bender but because i'm a nice guy
>>59120914
>I tried chubby but it's rare to find the just right girl.
>girl
oh
didn't have a wank yesterday lads
remember to get up and have a walk around now and then lads
HELP
MY BONER
I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A SHITPOSTING GUY THAT I FORGOT TO CURE IT
>>59119974
Learn some history pls. The ruling class Britons were romanized. They invited the Saxons and Anglos to Britain because Barbarians should fight barbarians
Wish I could stop wanking but I always end up getting bored and doing it anyway.
>>59120931
BENDER OUT
>>59120953
Are you the pegging lad or the armpit and eyebrows?
I get armpit and even hair in my jap eroges.
It does nothing for me.
And I have no interest in seeing lads getting pegged.
I'll just watch strap-ons or something.
>>59120953
What the fuck is going on here
>>59120978
On day 3 without fapping desu, day 40 without video games.
I'm gonna make it this time lads
>All bum fun is gay
When will this meme die?
>>59120999
strap-ons is boring as fuck
go shemales ladm8
>>59120914
>tfw Gurochan is dead AGAIN
and /d/ is such rubbish
this is a good conjoined comic though
and its Western
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/931007/4c13b383e1/
Why did the Democrats go from being racist to anti-racist and why did the Republicans go from being anti-racist to racist?
>>59121032
literally this
nothing bent about shagging your mate in the arse for a bit of banter
Putting my willy in an asian
>>59121032
I said no homo the whole time anon, so I'm all g
>>59121041
Shemales and traps are part of the same-old.
>>59121058
thanks lad, currently viewing.
>>59121109
good lad
hey boys
>>59121084
TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN YOU AND I
>>59121084
everyone was fucking racist back then
