America YES edition
ebin
>posted 3 years ago
Wow, people aren't even trying with their bait anymore.
>>59116498
Is this post some sort of self-ironising?
Alri then lads.
How are we doing?
>>59116513
Don't be put off m8 gays will fuck anyone. Just get stuck in.
kpop desu lads
>>59116498
Cheryl <3 x
grime desu lads
>>59116561
>linking to the wrong post
katie x
>>59116544
No it's real
Seolhyun
>grime
Wish we could all just live in our countries. I like foreigners and even when they visit but just stay in your own countries. Don't come and exploit or interfere with mine.
Should I get a Korean gf? I could get a Korean gf but we have nothing in common.
>>59116591
She's well fit
Shalom goyim
>>59116602
FOY
>shave my face look 16
>Look like a junkie with stubble
>>59116498
They can't actually punish people any way they want. The federal government would step in.
![flat,800x800,070,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AFlfLay.jpg "flat,800x800,070,f[1].jpg")
>>59116585
Or did I?
Things that will make me say no:
Tattoos
Coloured hair
Stronger jawline than me
Snapchat filters
Cannot see your face or body
First pic is on a night out
First pic is with an animal
First pic is you playing sport
>>59116621
Good day yiddo
>>59116611
These days if you say you're Irish you'll be thrown in jail
>>59116561
I'm not bent I just checked out of curiosity
the gf
>>59116631
She wears her skirt like Simon Cowell wears his trousers.
>>59116621
what do you think are the required qualifications to become a dildodrill handler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
we post bangers now
heh
![91e78eede3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gm6qVrQ.jpg "91e78eede3[1].jpg")
Something doesn't feel right about this, lads...
How do I clear the degenerate thoughts from my brain
>>59116569
>30 years old
>already been through 2 BBCs
>covered in tattoos
>>59116676
Read this in both of their voices
>>59116652
Add was raised by a single parent and is a vegetarian to the list.
Grime is LITERALLY JUST poorly produced amateur rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZkIPlUosE
Fuck sake lads. The normie mates are posting facenppl pepes in the Watsapp group.
>>59116676
>ass
>>59116676
Mr. Sugar just got REKT
>>59116673
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YE-ZiBALZuE
>>59116676
>dopey Sugar
This man is too funny
>flatmate and gril sexing loud af
>get a vocaroo of literal porn audio
>close the tab
rooooooooo
>>59116703
AAW KAN IT BE VO-ED BESS GOLF CORSE IN DE WORLD
business idea: trace everyone in the UK's heritage back 100 years and if their family hasn't been primarily based on the British Isles for the whole time then send them back to their own bloody country
>>59116652
how very open minded of you
Prove to me Brit doesn't look like this.
>>59116718
it doesn't matter what it is, it's fucking awful however you label it
also, FUCK OFF YANK
>>59116718
Rap is shit to begin with
I forget what sex feels like
>>59116751
This desu
>>59116703
I don't know what Donald Trump sounds like so I read it in Vince McMahon's voice, I assume they're similar.
Me entering /brit/
>>59116718
>modern American rap
Take your bait elsewhere
just do me one favour /brit/....
GET
MENDOZA
>>59116676
Howled at this
A shitposting reality TV star might be President kek
>>59116772
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
>>59116765
We can't. You've just won m8
Enjoy your victory
>>59116772
font
>>59116762
>all those nonwhites
;_;
>>59116762
>leggings
Utterly repulsive. Much prefer jeans.
need a rich crazy bf tbqh lads
>>59116793
Reagan was an actor
>>59116765
t. alberto barbosa
>>59116733
get those shite sackless cunts off a US dirty south beat with their fake hard lyrics and shit exaggerated accent
Quit stealing old beats from tha dirty, no respect for that bullshit
>>59116765
I'm not quite as fat and I shave, otherwise pretty accurate.
>>59116787
I'd love it if that was the actual edit from the programme
>>59116762
Muslims within seconds
>>59116787
thanks for chuckle
its interesting how you're able to tell rich people apart
i mean they're generally good looking but good looking poor & middle class people exist too
>>59116672
Steady hands, unyielding resolve and spiritual purity
The drilldo is a delicate weapon
It takes years to master
How smart is Trump?
I hear he has a really high IQ and many successful business venture (although many failed). On the other hand people say he doesn't have any policies and doesn't elaborate his points in his speeches.
>>59116804
So just because I had sex with one girl makes me a normie?
>>59116773
You will be exempt because of EU human rights laws
Most of the shitskins from here will move to Ireland as they only know English
hehe :)
>>59116818
And a politician before he became President, and far more boring and conventional in every way than Trump. Don't pretend it wouldn't be insane if he got elected.
>>59116855
ummmmm yes?
>>59116820
t. Jamal
>>59116827
It is.
>>59116856
hard to say
he is obviously tailoring his speeches to be understood and liked by the average americans
which is to say braindead morons
>>59116840
But Zuckerberg looks like a typical slimey jew.
Google's CEO looks like a typical San Fran pajeet who may or may not be a bender.
>>59116676
Sugar is an actual happy merchant it must piss him off no end to be less rich than an Aryan
>>59116855
Yes, fuckoff you disgusting normie scum.
>>59116851
He's managed to become a presidential nominee on a shoestring budget by masterfully manipulating the media and his opponents into stumping themselves. Just by shitposting like a fucking madman. The guy's a fucking genius.
>>59116814
What about one who's just crazy haha x
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/george-osborne-backs-hilary-clinton-7927291
The second most powerful man in the country kek
why is trump still campaigning for nebraska and west virginia tomorrow
everyone has dropped out, what is he doing
Genuinely annoyed that punk bitches from the UK had the nerve to put their shit flow over a classic US deep south beat.
Fuck off back to weird al, faggots.
>>59116861
Trump isn't crazy, he's just flamboyant rather than a dull legal clerk like most politicians.
there have been more crazy presidents
hell we had a PM who would save every poo he did in jars
picked up some noodles from the chinky
>>59116880
I absolutely love it
>>59116851
I don't think he's particularly intelligent but he is undeniably alpha and driven.
He's also probably an egomaniac.
>>59116905
>stopping while your ahead
That's how you fall behind lad.
Didn't you learn anything from TT&ATH
>>59116897
haha if you dominate me physically i'll call you master regardless haha
![9vklLXJ[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8TeXvoh.jpg "9vklLXJ[2].jpg")
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/indian-restaurant-accused-of-killing-customer-with-curry/
>>59116714
all me
>>59116940
Have you ever seen anyone play the media the way he has?
>Genuinely annoyed that punk bitches from the UK had the nerve to put their shit flow over a classic US deep south beat.
>Fuck off back to weird al, faggots.
>>59116948
>TT&ATH
who
>>59116765
all brits look like this mate
>>59116916
These are roundworms though, you've been swindled
>>59116851
he's mostly lucky and inconsiderate
>>59116787
>she won't show you the punani
this >>59116881 was meant for this >>59116851
>>59116950
I would make you my fuck toy you little slut
ah yes
>>59116975
The Tortoise & the Hare, lad.
>>59116981
Back to lookism et. al with you ladm8
>>59116964
JFK twisted the media around his fingers at the time
>>59116981
he has the kind of dead eyes that indicate he'd cut your throat at any time
>>59117013
>implying I have the motivation to work out or have the social skills to make friends
>>59117013
>why yes, going to the coffee shop with my friends is one of my favourite hobbies
hair still isn't greasy
how do I make it greasy
do I rub chicken on my head
Proper use of a southside beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQq3ehLnGM
take notes, kids
nice rain out and about to have a cheeky wank xx
Trump embodies the very Ideal of the Overman. He is a 'free spirit' who rejects the slave dogma of his time, to create his own superior values. Trump is a modern day Aristocrat, an Artist-Tyrant who bends reality to his will. Trump embraces the material world, with all its wealth and its power. This obviously, infuriates the last man, embodied by numales, leftists and SJWs who hate strength and power and love weakness, disease and perversion
>>59116602
>>59116718
>>59116766
>>59116768
>>59116820
>>59116906
Talking about music is actually pointless because it's completely subjective. Why else do you think /mu/ is such a hipster infested shithole that doesn't shut up about muh radiohead or mug death grips. Also yankeydoodle needs to calm down because grime is suddenly cool in America and he's butthurt af.
>>59117000
as if i didn't have low enough self esteem ;w;
>>59117048
Don't shower for a few days la
>>59116964
Yeah new labour absolutely dominated the media and newspapers but wouldn't work in the internet age
>>59117024
>posting a famous male model means you belong to a certain site
Where can I learn to speak proper English like The Doctor when he's clarifying how the tardis works?
>>59116903
>believing these twats
They are just trying to get the ex Labour voters who have gone to ukip. It's all a scam. They will literally say anything.
>>59116981
>>59117030
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>>59117059
grime isn't cool in America
It's not even called grime in America
It's just low quality garage rap
![koppy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UVyIN2A.jpg "koppy[1].jpg")
>>59117029
But did he do it with such shitposting flair and with such a smug fucking grin?
>>59117073
England
What's it like to be ugly lads?
>>59117082
actually pissing myself
*puts on my nappy*
ah yes, much better
>>59117071
Posting that specific as an example of a truly handsome bloke instead of some random waspy Chad highly suggests it though
>>59117059
>Why else do you think /mu/ is such a hipster infested shithole
Uni kids.
>muh <band> and <band>
So you've been to /mu/ once?
And Grime is not even relevant in America lad.
I'm just following a /brit/ custom and being honest about my opinion of it.
>>59117050
Maybe if you put someone decent like 36 mafia or big krit I would've taken you serious but now I know your just b8ting
>>59117073
Read English literature, or summat.
If you're not Britain first you're Britain last lads
>>59117120
lonely
>>59117120
I don't know but I can tell you what its like to be average
>>59116903
The so-called """conservative""" party
boobs
>>59117097
He just retweeted that.
Ultimately though this shit will be his downfall. Unless one of Hillary's scandals explodes between now and November she'll win in a landslide.
>>59117124
Ahh yes, posting a model who's plastered all over marks and spencers means i browse some dodgy site
>>59117144
post face
>>59117137
Britain is a spook
t. Me First
>>59117120
Awful. People laugh at you, and after a while if you catch someone being genuinely nice to you, you immediately suspect they're trying to fuck with you.
Can't wait to see Trump go at crooked Hillary. She'll crumble and 40 years of globalist grooming will go down the drain. Then things get interesting. I honestly can't see this election cycle ending in anything but an assassination.
>>59117170
Well then, my bad.
>>59117120
Shit
>tfw ugly, short and have a small dick
JUST
>>59117160
The so called capital of """England"""
just imagine what life would be like if you looked like gandy
>>59117129
big krit is a fake ass faggot
Juicy J forgot how to flow after the early 2000's and just eats a bunch of xanax
Project Pat just got fatter and fell off
Also Tennessee isn't deep south, they've got their own style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIW2H-wgC54
![tumblr_nz1r8mU0Nv1qckp4qo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QDovw4J.png "tumblr_nz1r8mU0Nv1qckp4qo1_500[1].png")
>>59117163
>Ultimately though this shit will be his downfall
>>59117188
People actually laugh in your face?
>>59117137
>Britain against Britain First
This is actually a page on normiebook with a considerable following.
wakemeupinside.png
>>59117192
Just like when /pol/ predicted Romney would destroy obongo
>>59117161
*frantically puts hand up as high as possible*
JANNY JANNY
HE'S SAID IT AGAIN
>>59117120
It's impossible to be happy for more than a brief moment
>>59117173
I'm not daft lad
>>59117219
Yes
>>59117219
Yes, in high school anyway which was the last time I left the house.
who /https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k/ here
>>59117214
He literally can shitpost harder than South Park now and have zero fallout.
>>59117192
It will end in Hillary winning. Trump's antics appeal to the Republican base who are basically your stereotypical thick, fat, racist, poorly educated, low information Yanks but not to the electorate as a whole, as the polls show.
>>59117245
Why haven't you posted your face for proof yet? I don't believe you.
>>59117235
Hillary is a much dirtier candidate than le Kenyan man and Trump is much deadlier. She won't stand a chance, especially not in the debates. The globalists can't win this one conventionally. Trump will either be assassinated or framed for murder or some shit.
![Donald_J__Trump_on_Twitter___Happy__CincoDeMayo__The_best_taco_bowls_are_made_in_Trump_Tower_Grill__I_love_Hispanics__https___t_co_ufoTeQd8yA_https___t_co_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TF3eP96.jpg "Donald_J__Trump_on_Twitter___Happy__CincoDeMayo__The_best_taco_bowls_are_made_in_Trump_Tower_Grill__I_love_Hispanics__https___t_co_ufoTeQd8yA_https___t_co_[1].jpg")
Can you spot the masterful subliminal messages that are hidden beyond that smug as fuck grin?
>>59117252
yes
am listening to songs i love from a few years ago and combining lonely with nostalgia
>>59117276
Trump bought the election years ago lad.
That's partly why he can do what he does.
>>59116814
Every time he gets posted I keep thinking it's John Harkness.
>>59117252
me
to the yank who abbreviated the tortoise and the hare
you don't abbreviate "the's"
>>59117279
I'm not that ugly anymore since my acne cleared up and I got a better haircut, but my confidence was still raped.
>>59117295
>I love Hispanics!
every time
>>59117209
Tune la now that we've both calmed down a bit I hope you realise I'm not saying American rap is shit. You invented and perfected it but I can't feel modern stuff like young thug or future. When you look at freestyles ATM uk rappers are just better lyrically.
>>59117309
literally who
>>59117299
iktfb
>>59117310
xx
>>59117287
that got quite heavy quite quickly
Mad that someone can call themselves a nationalist in America but you'd be crucified if you said it here
>>59117276
He hasn't even got started on Hillary yet. Hasn't even started on her yet, folks! And it's going to be so easy. So easy! He's going to, it's going to be so easy folks, he's just going to bing bing and HIllary's done. Crooked Hillary's done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyvghnAxCU
>>59117252
Where is he now?
Since I was 7 years old I have been a freak/outcast, I have a stuttering issue and obviously a weakness and children don't mix well, I was constantly made fun of and called ugly. I don't go out much, I just work and watch youtube videos and write music, The only time I feel normal is when I'm writing music so I do it nearly every waking minute. I'll stop complaining and giving you some sob story, I just want the truth and nothing but the truth, you won't hurt my feelings if you tell me I'm ugly, I promise, I just need to know for sure if I am or not.
So... Am I ugly?
>>59117161
yeah! alright! woo!!
A black yank woman replied to the Trump hispanic culture tweet with with "I love white culture/food" whilst holding a bowl of water
Do black yanks not realise white people have literally invented everything including culture
Wish I was Rust from True Detective
To the brit who took the time to inform me.
Thanks la, I know but I hate asymmetrical abbreviations and all the silly things with 'the' in general.
>>59117369
senegal
>>59117334
young thug and future aren't even real rappers, I'm with you on that one.
Gonna post some real US rap, coming up senpai
I want this american election to end so bad. Every fucking day it's shoved down my throat and I'm sick of it. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO WINS
>>59117369
hopefully in prison
>>59117370
are you the druggie guy who looks 17
or the /fa/ serbian
Can't believe this was over a year ago
My life has really gone downhill since then
>>59117214
Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 30 seats? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure...
"
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
>>59117352
Why do you think so lad
>>59117358
It's pretty grim.
Hope brits get their first amendment back in their lifetimes.
Freedom feels good.
>>59117375
niggers don't realize much of shit
they stopped going to school at 14 to make $7,000 a year selling cheap ditch weed.
>>59117400
its going to be a load of shit for us either way
>>59117369
http://akonlightingafrica.com/
being a good lad
>>59117370
Absolutely ghastly m8
>>59117301
He was able to do what he did in the primaries because he was entirely self-funded, an anti-establishment outsider and extremely charismatic and he was saying the things Republican voters have been conditioned for years to like, except dialed up to 11.
>Aged 14 he began wearing a suit to school, where he would excuse himself from classes to read the Financial Times and attend to business.
>It will end in Hillary winning. Trump's antics appeal to the Republican base who are basically your stereotypical thick, fat, racist, poorly educated, low information Yanks but not to the electorate as a whole, as the polls show.
>>59117431
all me
>Her
so what brings you on here?
Yesterday - 7:13pm
>Me
Crippling loneliness. You?
Do you reckon she will respond?
>>59117375
Unfortunately no
>>59117375
Blacks making white jokes is Twitter's version of (You) bait.
>>59117414
>>59117375
It's a nigger meme. They don't have much to cling to, so they made up a meme that whites don't season their food because niggers crank so much hot sauce onto their shit.
>>59117414
are dave
>>59117344
The gay guy from Doctor Who, the yank.
>>59117415
Both will be destroyed in the general election. Massively appealing to their party's base, massively unappealing to the country as s whole.
>>59117375
white American culture has been commodified and inflated so much it can barely be called a "culture" anymore so much as a fashion
but to be fair, much of black culture is the same
either way they are just trying to get a rise out of people, no sense getting bent out of shape over a little banter
>>59117473
he's an qt
>>59117375
Blacks aren't very intelligent. You could easily wipe the floor with them when they say that, but it's like booting a toddler for pulling a face at you.
>>59117415
It's always easy to tell who the globalists are petrified of.
>le mid-speech awkward face pic man
>le taken out of context sound bite quote
Farage, Trump, Corbyn. It's always the same. And all aspects of the MSM will target them in union.
https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/controversial/
Why do so many girls fish for compliments?
there are blacks out there who genuinely believe they used to rule europe, built the pyramids, and traveled through stargates before the white man put them down
>>59117415
I'm so glad politicians are starting to actually stand for things instead of being catch all faggots like Blair. I would never in a million years vote for Corbyn but I think the fact that he exists is great for politics. Same with Sanders and Trump in America.
>>59117400
I just don't get why the yank election has to drag on for so fucking long. It takes like a year and it's every few years.
It's the true definition of bread and circus.
>>59117489
What's even more hilarious is that most blacks are becoming more white-washed by the day while whites are white-washing their culture as well.
>>59117520
>Most of the posts are by 8/10 guys and girls fishing for compliments from each other.
Really want to gas the normies.
>>59117418
A Scot got jailed today for making a jewtube video where he called his pet pug a Nazi and started saying "shall we gas the jews" to get its attention.
It was a comedy video and the entire thing disgusts me.
>>59117520
they aren't fishing for compliments, at least the ones I clicked
they all seem to be normal looking, maybe slightly above average
but they all have one strange feature that sets them apart
probably body dysmorphia
your average 6'4 chad normington doesn't post on /r/amiugly
>>59117520
Most of them seem to be men
gf just sent me this lads
>>59117541
the campaigns here have just started and go until 2nd of July and that's considered a long time
I'd fucking neck myself if I had to hear nothing but political campaign shit for over a year
had a decent wank desu nothing incredible
>>59117524
>they didn't
Rorke
any minute now
my ship is coming in
I keep checking the horizon
I'll stand on the bow
feel the waves come crashing
come crashing down, down, down
on me
and you say "Be still, my love, open up your heart, let the light shine in"
don't you understand?
I already have a plan
I'm waiting for my real life to begin
>>59117520
>linking a reddit post
committing a sin
its strange to think yanks originated in europe
that their ancestors were from some random village in germany or somewhere
>>59117563
wow
>>59117585
;_;
>>59116498
Dearborn isn't under sharia law nor is any location inside the US. Muslims have been shilling this hard that their underground illegal courts are somehow valid when they never will be. It's particularly funny when mayors or governors go on the record stating that any such thing would be illegal and Muslims go apeshit with death threats because they got publicly embarrassed. This type of thing could only happen in Europe.
ACTUAL DEEP SOUTH RAP INBOUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwH2O69XdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psll6QgHfyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3WF0xYwoQ
will post more later
>>59117524
WE WUZ KREE!
>>59117582
WOW
O
W
https://imgur.com/a/XOtQy
>[F19] never dated or had a boyfriend
wew I want this jew qt
>>59117582
Her tits are too big.
>>59117582
christ almighty
>>59117580
Our elections, including campaigning, are just a few weeks long.
>>59117617
Deep south is fucking awful.
Especially Atlanta accents.
>>59117636
She has to go in
>>59117653
this current one is considered the longest time for campaign before election in 30 years. really not a fan of it tbqh.
>>59117644
what is wrong with you
>>59117664
>t. "get in the cahh madafacka i need some chowda"
>>59117605
There was a thread about it on /pol/ before.
Things just continue to get worse, but one must keep up hope.
Doing daydreams about having a girl friend that cuts my hair for no real reason other than to make me look nicer and spend some time with me. I've sunk so low.
back in t'house
>>59117636
wew lad.
Just fell in love.
Gonna go make my own ITAOTS now.
>>59117644
They're literally perfect you nonce muppet
>>59117678
They seem out of proportion with her body, and they look ugly when they are that large.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvoGFga.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Think I have a crush on a quadruple amputee with meningitis lads
>>59117678
he caught 'the gay'
>>59117582
CHEBS
H
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