crayon pop
Asuka.
>>59092681
kpop desu lads
toughts?
lesbians aren't real because lesbian sex isn't real sex
most "lesbians" are just reactionary and had a bad experience with men
>>59092699
o shit
not a 'numbers person' tb.h
>>59092724
the same could be said about homos
>>59092718
Kanker
leelee
german import
fruits of the eu
>creating a new when there's already one in the catalog
>>59089807
>>59092751
apparently sticking your dick up a guys bum is "real sex" to him
>be grill
>fail with men
>become lesbian
>be man
>fail with grills
>become bitter virgin NEET
is this proof that grills are more dependant on sex than men?
>>59092768
she's homely as fuck mate
>>59092796
It feels fucking good though.
>>59092751
yes but not to the same degree
>>59092810
more like
>be man
>fail with grills
>become trap, tranny or homosexual
>>59092781
Edition in the title mong loves making threads
>>59092913
maybe in Sweden
>>59092814
I think you mean she could box a 'roo stomp a widow and lynch an abo before serving grilled shrimp and fosters?
What are some common English grammatical errors that expose the undereducated?
>>59092913
>or homosexual
delete this.
>>59092953
then/than
Still baffles me
>>59092953
could of could've
but I always use could of
>>59092953
Loose when they mean lose
>>59092953
ending a sentence with a preposition
>>59092961
why did you become gay
>>59092711
more
>>59092913
>>become homosexual, homosexual or homosexual
???
>>59093027
cause i like guys.
>>59093013
how do i remember not to do this
what's the trick
>>59092810
>be man
>fail with grills
>become a trans""""""girl""""""
this seems to be the new way to go
>>59092953
Butter
>buer
Alright
>Allwhite
How do you do?
>Wha gwan rude boi?
You are a pretty lady
>Oi you some chung girldem yeah, you feel me?
I like to smoke cannabis
>Pass the blunt
Would you like a cup of tea?
>Would you like a cup of coffee?
Maths
>Math
>>59092953
Off of
>>59093068
bit gay that
>>59093075
*lesbian trans"""""""""girl"""""""""
downloading ep 3 lads
pls no spoil
>>59093111
walter white dies
>>59093068
but masculinity is disgusting
how could you be such a prancing lala homo man
>>59093073
Just imagine yourself using "in which that" and "of which" more than you usually do, and you'll start noticing it more
>>59093076
Fucking London
Where any of you cool lads sat at the back of the bus at school?
Good one here
>be me just started year 7 get on bus first
>go to the back and sit there, all the fellow year 7s sit at front, year 9s come to back
>confused.jpg
>year 9 big lad tells me to move
>i say no unless there is another seat for me, don't want to stand
>he just sits on me instead
>he's lying on top of me I'm getting crushed
>too late to do anything now
>hear friends havin a right laugh at the front
>sat at the back all alone being ignored and crushed whilst the year 9s talk among themselves
>i never sat at the back again.
>>59093133
You don't know that, his eyes never close.
>>59093186
>where
Does anyone else get paranoid after smoking weed? I came back from the park and started talking to my parents and I was like monitoring each individual movement. Each tone of speech. Made me feel really anxious.
>>59092953
Cyber bullying helped me improve my grammar
I always struggled in school
>>59092953
"Alot" and not "a lot"
>>59093146
>sex mixing
absolute
D E G E N E R A T E
>>59093209
sounds like a guilty conscience
>>59093097
does it actually work I wonder?
>>59093186
Had to wait till year 11 to sit at the back lmao
>>59093186
my sister and cousin were in year 9+12 when I joined, always had a set at the back.
testing something by posting a very good webm hold on
>>59093209
Cannabis has serious mental health dangers.
>>59093202
Fuck off alright? we all make mistakes. This one being a rather fucking substantial one.
>/britfeel/ has been convinced by some rogues that Poleaboo is fake
>/brit/ ignoring Poleaboo
Thank fuck the time for my big power play is coming soon
>>59093263
banned?
Poleaboos Job Centre appointment was at 2:20 so he left his house at 2:10
Saw some white girls having a picnic, whores must be students at the local sixth form
Turned my head in anger only to see a white girl and her friends driving past in a car
JC appointment was even more straight forward than usual
Mentor was training a new girl so he wanted to looking like he was in control
Claimed I regularly showed him proof of job applications
Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page
That was that, got back home by 2:35
Despite only being out in the sweltering heat for a short period, I was sweating heavily
Some Paki in a white van shouted at me in Paki language while on the phone, think he wanted help with something but told him I only speak English
Gonna download Transparent now, since it won an award at the BAFTAs and has that guy from Arrested Development in it
>>59093296
no i just wanted to see if webms worked on my pleb laptop to fuck around with
>>59093209
Yeah man,
I was drinking in the hot tub the other day, with me pals, and somebody passed the dutchie to the left hand side
Turned my chillzone into a mild trip zone. Fortunately for me I found an unused line of whatever upstairs, and was game af again
>>59093321
>Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page
kek
>>59092521
This is racist cultural appropriation desu
![beating_a_dead_horse_by_pjperez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vJsZKfI.jpg "beating_a_dead_horse_by_pjperez[1].jpg")
>>59093321
>>59093263
England: The Webm
Lads, I've developed this fetish for fake tits. I don't know why
>when 100 people all got on the bus at the same time after school so you could push on for free and then spend your bus fair at the sweet shop on the way home
good days lads
>>59093209
I get the same way if I smoke around people I don't know
I don't smoke at parties but if it's just me and the lads getting high and playing Mario Kart I'm fine
When you view someones instagram does it pop up that you viewed it?
>>59093209
Yeah don't be smoking the weed then fgt. If you're overly aware of whats going on in the situation on a microlevel and that has a tangible affect on your behaviour you might as well be having a panic attack. I'm addicted to weed so can't stop but this happens maybe 15% of the time when I smoke (usually when I go to the shop or have to speak to someone who isn't stoned) but fuckin sucks so I go full NEET when stoned now. Even getting the tube is an anxiety attack cause i don't know where to restt my eyes.
Lads, I'm going away with the misses, her brother and his gf at the end of the week
They've apparently found some spa they want to try, which I'm not opposed to since while her brother's gf is a bit tubby, she's got some cracking jubblies that I wouldn't mind seeing getting knocked about by a jacuzzi ngl
>>59093401
>Not having a bus pass
>>59093321
kek
>go to /pol/
>find a random thread
>click on a random post
>reply "cuck"
>watch the (You)s roll in
>>59093321
You mean that guy from Muppets from Space
>>59093426
>>59093426
no, you moron
>>59093285
Go on...
>>59093463
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>59093321
how about I don't read any of that and lodge a tomahawk in your forehead you absolute mong cunt
>>59093463
I'll try it
Are they mad?
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=110534.0
>>59093401
>When freddo's were 5p, good days lads.
>>59093432
Top lad, keep doing the queens work and peekin your in laws filthy billows
gone and done a wank
>>59093463
Kek
>>59093490
>>59093492
Well I was viewing this girl's Instagram and suddenly she made it private? It's just coincidence?
caught a qt looking at me today.
>>59093549
Bleeding hell
How did you manage that!?!?
Just froze a can of coke in the freezer, tore open the can and the ice was actually quite enjoyable
>>59093562
Did you accidentally like something?
double tapping a pic likes it
>>59093543
they were 10p then desu
if you can remember them at 5p then you need to fuck off grandad
>>59093285
Will be accessing her facebook account and answering some questions
>>59093562
>It's just coincidence?
Coincidences do happen.
Stop looking for deeper meaning in everything. There is none.
>>59093582
gave you a (you)
>>59093582
ah yes, so many (You)s on that post
*nudges somebody next to me and nods toward you, as if to say "what's he like?"
*he walks off*
*awkwardly leans against the bar*
>>59093592
hahah just pretended my hand was a vagina! you should try it
>>59093595
Are you serious? I don't fucking know.
>>59093613
It's too much of a coincidence.
Made a date to escort my gf to her mother's grave in July for the late mother's birthday
She's never been
>>59092699
o shi waddup
5th can of stella, so much wee-wee.
*pretends hand is a vagina*
*it starts bleeding profusely*
lads, I'm finally a woman
>>59093726
>>59093651
check again you nimrod
>>59093726
is that ice in your beer?
>>59093598
No Freddo has ever been 10p you cunt.
>>59093603
Post a pic of your legal documents with a timestamp.
hard being in the world
>>59093708
you must've accidentally liked when of her pics while you were doing a quickie, lol
>>59092652
Brit, my son
You are of MeNa now
>>59093708
the notifications get really annoying when you have thousands of followers looking at your pics desu
>>59093726
>>59093742
Didn't mean to quote you there, friendo.
>>59093593
how?
>>59093765
yeah, didn't get a chance to cool them properly.
>>59093742
yeah i know, i'm an unemployed phd lmao.
>>59093777
Can you like a pic if you don't have an account?
>>59093812
with his teeth
>>59093713
don't trip over any of the gravestones that would be poor form
>>>/v/337019301
lads, call me a moron
>>59093528
tad upset this wasnt as appreciated as I expected it to be
>>59093804
>peep show has come to an end
>>59093831
nope, you're allg then
>>59093804
it's a picnic la', i swear.
D E V I L I S H
>>59093893
I'm desperately searching if I have an account or not
poleaboo > abos
>>59093883
>>59093772
Already posted that some time again
>>59093863
>>59093926
maximum rasheed
>>59093838
Thanks lad xx
>>59093804
you cant see the kettle chips!
ah the ol' "bitter /brit/ and his futile attempt at yelling down aus funposters"
ofcourse
Daily reminder that the abo poster is poleashit
Daily reminder that poleashit and 190kg are the alter egos of one autistic poster
Ignore all posts.
>>59093936
This lad's got the right idea
>>59093589
made a cute bar girl laugh the other day.
dont even care if she was just being polite, best moment of my year so far
>>59093949
The longer the note, the more the dread
>>59093943
>no timestamp
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>59093966
*rips a loud stinker*
need an aussie bf to punish for being a silly poster
>>59094022
Do you really need a timestamp?
>>59093949
You are paying for that snake to be dry-cleaned.
>>59094055
*punishes you*
Now say thank you
>>59093958
Drop the proxy, nigger.
>>59093812
Pair of pliers
>>59093589
>>59094002
Lol, the only way to get BritGirls back to yours is with witty banter, step up your reaction game if you want the succ stoopid
>>28442944
Cackling
i really really want a brown muslim gf
want a british milf who screams obscenities whilst i shag her, if im honest
>>59094058
If you want to convince me, then yes.
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 44% (-)
Leave: 46% (+1)
(via ICM / 06 - 08 May)
>it's a thin skinned overly sensitive aussie over values his humour and contribution to /brit/ episode
might kill poleaboo with my bare hands
>>59094082
i wanna b the one doing the punishing
>>59094055
>no bob morley.
>Sat listening to Radioheads new album
>Enjoying but slowly feel myself becoming depressed
>Browsing POF like the piece of shit human being I am
>All normie slags and whores with selfies choking on bottles of wine and the like
>Finally find a qt gothy chick who has some similar things as me listed as stuff she likes
>Send her a message
>Still no reply an hour later
I know I'm not an utter spergy cunt so I'm guessing I'm just a fucking uggo.
>>59094134
get the fuck outta town
actaully i don't EU is good
>>59094124
are you honest
Daily reminder that the abo poster/hostile against australians poster is poleashit
Daily reminder that poleashit and 190kg are the alter egos of one autistic poster
Ignore all posts.
>>59094147
keep it up
>>59093804
>mfw I realised Nancy wasnt actually played by Heather Graham
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
what is the name of this salute/gesture again?
>>59094207
DO NOT
RESPOND
TO
POLEASHIT
>>59094154
Not today my little bitchlette, now squeal like a pig
>>59094134
please let it happen
>>59094126
Hows this?
>>59094171
>tfw listening to Burn the Witch
>really enjoying the music
>find out it's about how evil everyone is for blaming muslims for the recent terrorist attacks and migrant crisis in Europe
Lads how are you meant to represent the "A" sound online? The sound as in the one that appears in these words:
>hay
>clay
>May
>gay
You can't just type "ay" or "ayy" because then people read it as if it's the sound in "ayy lmao" which is pronounced as "I lmao".
>>59094171
nah fuck online dating man, it's a mugs game only worth it if you like every one and then work with the matches but don't bother spending time over it. I can write you a script that auto likes a random every 0.3 seconds if you like, just don't waste time actually believing anything good will come from the internet.
Would really love to stab to death an Aussie.
>>59094171
No you're just another fucking anxious and socially awkward kid
An hour is no time at all
>>59094246
okay tb.h
>>59094153
Good look with that
Should note the police, courts various women and a university all fear me
And all that was caused with a few keystrokes
Just imagine how quickly you'll piss your pants if I actually acknowledged your existence in real life?
>>59094313
would really love to stab your ass to death with my dick
>>59094238
vitarka mudra the way pepe's doing it
>>59094331
post bum.
>>59094238
banter sign
Reminder that it is possible Poleaboo started out as real, but his legend has spiralled to a point where it is an unrealistic fantasy.
gf just sent me this
A storm is coming up boys.
I can smell it
>>59094238
Peng
>>59094293
Ey
>>59094376
n
>>59094414
>Good morning
>The crown has one year within which to take the case back to court for trial from the date of your first appearance. Other than the statements that have already been discussed with you, there has been no more evidence been made available to us as yet. If it is not your intention to enter a plea of guilty by way of Section 76 letter, then as and when an indictment is served upon you, this document will include two dates - a first diet and a trial diet - approximately two weeks apart and you will require to be present in court on each occasion to answer the indictment. Failure on your part to attend court will result in a warrant being issued for your arrest and a further charge or failing to attend court will be added to the charges. The crown must also be made aware of any change to your bail address therefore you must keep us advised of any changes to your address from the date of your initial appearance in court as the indictment will be served on you at the bail address listed in court papers and the onus is on the accused to keep the crown advised of any changes. If the crown is not made aware and they send the indictment to the address they hold for you, and you are no longer resident there, then nobody would be aware of the court dates and there is every likelihood of you failing to appear at court. This is not something that you would wish to happen.
>The long and short, you should have an indictment served on you any time between now and the end of August.
>Finally, Mr Anon is no longer a member of staff with this firm and as the legal aid certificate is currently in his name, we should be grateful if you could sign, scan and return the enclosed document to us to enable transfer of legal to be made to our Mr Anon2.
>Regards
>>59094331
Bet it feels good to have sex as him.
>>59094423
but thats my gf
>>59094423
me on the left (off screen and with my cock out)
>>59094259
Hmm, still doesn't really prove anything. Only that you've received legal aid.
>>59094461
you are incorrect
>>59094462
don't talk to me or my wifes son again
Reminder that poleaboo is real since no one would waste their time creating such an elaborate ruse
>>59094457
with him
>>59094443
k :(
>>59094527
Both.
>>59094519
Only a man as depraved as Poleaboo would create a ruse this sneaky. So in many ways Poleaboo is real even if he isn't.
>finish downloading entire Batman: The Animated Series collection
>immediately turn on "I've Got Batman in My Basement"
wahey
fuck this lads
I'm sick of it
sick of all the bullshit
I'm going to end it all, once I finish this post
>>59094554
It would be good to be him having sex with himself?
>>59094259
Nothing is even written on that form. Fuck off you utter autist
Hello
I'm the so-called Poleaboo
Ask me anything
>>59094289
I think that if I think too much on the political message behind some music it can ruin the experience. I'll relate to the tracks with something personal rather than the bands inspiration.
>>59094310
Yeah, I think I need to stop putting faith in this at all.
>>59094321
Fair point. I'm sure that if she was interested though she would have jumped on board.
>>59094293
>"ayy lmao" which is pronounced as "I lmao"
adonbilivit
>>59094591
Yeah.
>>59094581
m8 thats too lactaid pills and some fish oil.
>>59094601
what is Poleaboo?
>>59094581
>cod liver oil
Don't do it lad, it's a bad way to go
>>59094581
>2.601g grams of fibre capsule
Don't bloody do it you madman! That much could kill a grown African elephant!
>>59094641
I have an obsession with Polish girls, especially someone who lived in my uni flat
>>59094423
your girlfriend's a slag
OH BABY YOUUUUUU
you got what i neeeeeed
would u say he's just a friend, would u say he's just a friend
>>59094641
The Prime Minister of /brit/
>>59094641
It's a thing used to wind-up the Aussie shitposters
>>59094603
>I think that if I think too much on the political message behind some music it can ruin the experience. I'll relate to the tracks with something personal rather than the bands inspiration.
Thanks to be honest. I hate it when bands/musicians overtly bring politics into their works.
>>59094491
Well, you have a invite to my trial
>>59094603
Yeah man, I was on all of them for like a couple years got some bangs and some seriously awkward dates out of it but nothing at all long lasting or worth it.
>>59094708
Tell us the date and I will genuinely turn up
>>59094699
biz markie lyf
>>59094707
Musicians have generally awful political opinions. They should shut up and just make music 2bh.
>>59094707
>I hate it when bands/musicians overtly bring politics into their works.
Stick to Europop then, you fucking idiot.
>>59094733
see >>59094446
They have until August to serve an inditement
happy birthday Elizabeth â…¡
from Japan
>>59094676
washed down with a 250ml Innocent® Smoothie
already written my note
>>59094633
cuck
>>59094640
"too"
>>59094693
Lol, so you talked to them right? You weren't a complete retard about it? I mean, if they're over here you can at the very least help them with your local knowledge and then later on with their sexual needs? Tell me you're not a complete speglord?
>tfw unironically Muslim
>tfw /brit/ is unironically Islamophobic
>tfw my stress levels, anxiety and depression are unironically increased by these threads
>>59094758
cause i'll be gone til november, i'll be gone til november.
I was supposed to be revising for exam and finishing my portfolio, but I've spent the day running around my family
>>59094707
You mean you hate it when an artist you like makes music with a political message you don't and because you're such an insecure cunt you get upset?
>>59094830
Majority of /brit/ is Muslim
>>59094830
Do you believe Muslim values don't actively harm British values?
-59094830
No (You) for (You)
>>59094830
Have you tried not being a disgusting paki cunt, fully deserving of the hate you receive?
>>59094708
Seconded, serious bantz if a load of anons turned up to your trial
>>59094794
Nobody likes the Queen in England you nob, although admittedly we probably like her more than the Japanese
>>59094830
Make like a tree and leaf islam
You'll be much happier. Best part is that none of your super toxic family members will want anything to do with you
t. ex-muslim
>>59094893
>British """"values"""""
hen_party_slags_pissing_in_the_road.jpg
>>59094893
>>59094863
Yes, that's exactly what I meant
>>59094905
post cock.
>>59094913
Rasheed
>>59094830
lol s'all good brother, soon, soon
>>59094893
I do, and I was born and raised here.
>>59094912
>>59094919
>>59094919
>Ex Muslim
So, what's all that about?
>>59094893
>Do you believe Muslim values don't actively harm British values?
I do, I actually think Islamic values hurt Muslims more than anybody.
>>59094919
I ditched Islam years ago m8. My family still love me and couldn't care less.
What kind of shitty family do you have that would legitimately abandon you before not believing in Islam?
>>59094912
;_;
why am I so fucking gay????
Any of you lads in gatwick up for a cheeky bit of bantz?
>>59094998
Have a guess
>>59095017
>before
*for
>>59095049
me on the phone
>>59095017
You realise that if you ditched Islam you're not a Muslim anymore?
>>59095017
>What kind of shitty family do you have that would legitimately abandon you before not believing in Islam?
An Islamic family I'm assuming
>>59095017
Would you consider yourself more of a Rorke or a Rasheed?
>>59094830
why would you care what a bunch of autistic spastics have to say about your religion
>>59094998
I don't follow any Islamic traditions any more
>>59095017
A super shitty one. My younger sister and a cousin still talk to me, but do it in secret.
>tfw the sun comes out properly and you realise that your depression and anxiety is a product of the modern concrete 9-5 cold capitalist lifestyle and that you would be completely cured and happy if you were able to subsist by hunting and gathering shrubs and berries
