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sunny af out edition
doing a poo
leelee
>>59089764
not a very flattering picture
B O R O
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>>59089738
....i was going to make a thread tho
The Daily Mash is actually really humorous lads.
In a vegetarian utopia would we need to hunt certain animals to keep their population under control, e.g. rabbits?
I don't have time to watch GOT today, can someone just tell me what happens?
>>59089856
not a lot
>>59089821
i actually made one haha >>59089807
why did this take so long to get posted?
Doing a think Cara is attractive again.
>>59089842
>tfw this shitposting that i had no part in and to this day don't fully understand is the reason i can't post threads unless i buy a 4chan pass
fuck you gookmoot
>>59089828
what did you mean by this
>>59089856
Did the man kill the dragon? Did the wizard cast the spells again?
>>59089828
>>59089837
>>59089842
Yes
>>59089853
No
>>59089855
To be honest no vegetarian has ever thought that far ahead, because the entire ideology is based around feelz.
t. vegetarian
>>59089882
easter?
honestly though that's bullshit that they did that to you guys
Do people watch GoT for the plot?
>>59089764
>>59089837
>>59089892
nonces out
>>59089915
make me big boi :3
>>59089875
is that john green?
>people complaining about the heat
>peek out window
>it's raining
>>59089957
watch got because i feel i should use hbo go aslong as i have it for free
Just woke up from a fun dream
I was in Tony Sopranos crew and I got arrested, so the police walked me through a school (I was also a schoolboy) by attaching a collar and lead to my neck which was attached to a hamster that lead me around
I was wearing various Trump memorabilia too like the hat and a ribbon
Nonces in
>>59089957
No, they watch it so they can tell their friends and workmates that they watched it
>>59089993
doxxed
>>59089984
yeah
I had a spicy pizza 2 days ago and my farts are still rancid
might shove a mint up there
looking forward to the future lads
>>59090001
prison
japs, how accurate is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJkFII6K9E
>>59089764
>>59090034
>no mega mosque in background
More like a dystopia
![jimmy-savile-photographed-in-2007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bbyuk7L.jpg "jimmy-savile-photographed-in-2007[1]")
>Nonces in
>>59090028
i did this to my gf, don't do it they have menthol in them.
Im not a gay nonce but....
>>59090044
you expecting to see a lot of japs in this thread for Brits?
Unjokingly do you wanna leave EU and when yes why? Also when you are from Scotland please mention it. My Dad says the Scotts are pro EU and England are just retarded as always. But my british friends says: Meh I dont even think 60% of the ppl even know that there is something that they can vote on soon and the result will be highly influenced by what ever happens 1-2 weeks before the referendum
>>59090067
>the ground
>>59090088
For looking at the shit posted ITT, you can't blame him
>>59090091
voting to leave and so are my parents
>>59090034
Fuck yeah, I love retro-futuristic art.
Want to have a wank but I don't want to be unexplainably sweaty when mummy comes back
My hero lads
>>59090034
man it's 2016 and we don't even have hovercars
we're gonna be stuck in this shithole forever or at least until after you and me are dead and it won't matter
hmm want to start up my tinder again but I'm lacking in nice photos
hmmmmm...
Still can't work out what 'but i almost worked part time job' is meant to mean lads
>>59090135
It's ok she's with me, so she'll be very sweaty too
*does the annual runt farm accounts*
*shakes head as i realise the runt farm is almost bankrupt*
I .. I think Barbs.. we might have to close down the farm and let the runts free.
*out of the corner of my eye i see the runts running around jumping for joy*
*i realise the runts have found gold in the mine*
heh .. pathetic runts. you were so close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVi8TJ2RGw
oh SHIT
Not English but I don't hate the English
>>59090091
I'm English and I'm voting leave so we don't get 3 million """German nationals""" come over once they're done picking your corpse clean
Cold out, gonna tuck in bed soon
Had to go into hospital for an outpatient checkup type thing, doctor pretty much spent the entire meeting doing paperwork and not saying a word to me
Weirdest appointment ever
Even had to ask him what his opinion was of the healing, he didn't just freely say it to me...
Fucking weird
>>59090179
DELET
>>59090091
I want to leave for more close control over how the country is run. Its annoying to see people splitting hairs over the largely unkown economic effects it might have, the scare tactics are even worse. I think the issue is more fundamental than that, would anyone accept an argument against gay marriage on its potential economic impact? I don't think they would or should. It's the freedom meme man, thats one thing yanks got right
>>59090028
ill advised
*turns off grill*
*removes the tray to reveal fresh cheese-on-toast*
*sprinkles on some Lea & Perrins*
>>59090186
NOT
>>59090289
>*turns off grill*
no need to action post lad, you're always doing that haha
For just 50p a day you can sponsor a runt, giving him clean water and an education
To that Manc lad I was going to batter outisde the Arndale at 2pm, couldn't make it, had to pick the wife's son up from his urban dance class. Can we re-arrange?
>>59090186
why does stef take fucking forever to make a point that would realistically take about 2/3 mins? is he shilling for youtube ad money or something?
>>59090326
Wahey haha
Still on the toilet feeling like I need to piss but obviously don't
One of my mum's new boyfriends just picked me up from dance class and now he's just sitting there on his phone like a twat
>>59090385
He's a narcissist and just likes his own voice
>>59090326
savage
mates gf is a bit of a drab
WELL TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.
SERIOUSLY!!!
$482,118 IN THE FIRST MONTH
AND I'M SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY
if i ever see a bus with "allah is great" on the side of it i will probably lob a brick through the window desu
*unfolds greasy newspaper to reveal a medium fish and chips*
WELL TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.
SERIOUSLY!!!
20,000 MIGRANTS IN THE FIRST YEAR
AND BELGIUM'S SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY
Walked the dog, ate lunch outside in the garden and then went for an hour long walk in the sun. There, now my mother cannot shit on me for staying in this room all day.
business idea: tax the bankers to 123%
*down the pub with Deano and Bazza*
*notice Deano has brought a brick with him*
*ask him about why*
*his eyes narrow and he shakes his head, clenching the brick even tighter*
*a large vehicle drives past outside*
*Deano jumps up and stares out the window, then returns to his seat*
He's an odd one, our Deano
Who's going to see the Angry Birds movie?
>>59090186
i see he has embraced the meme
>>59090326
i dont get it
>>59090447
Wow, I mean, thanks man!
>>59090539
>a shropshire lad
>>59090447
>Over 400k in a month
>Still lives in a shitty terraced house with ugly 70s wallpaper
>>59090385
not an argument
who /right handed but wanks with their left hand/ here
>>59090539
do you know my gf?
she goes to shrewsbury 6th form college
Stefan Molyneux has SUCH a stupid accent
>>59090730
You ever do that thing where you sit on your dick until it goes dead, then it feels like you're wanking off a stranger? haha
>>59090730
Try to switch it up sometimes
>>59090738
Yeah Rosy Rutherford? My m8 fingered her outside a club in Carlow.
>>59090730
/ambidextrous but only when handling my cock/
Had one of these autistic pol youtubers in my recommendations the other day, wish Google would stop basing its suggestions on non youtube browsing
still in switzerland lads
>>59090800
actually lol'd well done lad
>>59090770
Not an argument.
>>59090212
Pussy, what is it like 14C?
>>59090730
I once noticed that my right arm had actually gotten slightly larger from wanking so I've switched to lefty since.
>>59090800
kekd
Remember when Sadiq Khan said moderate Muslims are traitors?
Poleaboos Job Centre appointment was at 2:20 so he left his house at 2:10
Saw some white girls having a picnic, whores must be students at the local sixth form
Turned my head in anger only to see a white girl and her friends driving past in a car
JC appointment was even more straight forward than usual
Mentor was training a new girl so he wanted to looking like he was in control
Claimed I regularly showed him proof of job applications
Then he searched Google via Bing to show me the Job Centre Manchester twitter page
That was that, got back home by 2:35
Despite only being out in the sweltering heat for a short period, I was sweating heavily
Some Paki in a white van shouted at me in Paki language while on the phone, think he wanted help with something but told him I only speak English
Gonna download Transparent now, since it won an award at the BAFTAs and has that guy from Arrested Development in it
>>59090899
it's 23 rn and it's a tiny bit chilly but not bad though
>>59090922
That's not why your arm is. Not possible, it's cardio not weightlifting
>>59090883
Fallacy fallacy
The date for tomorrow
Slags
>>59090929
No I don't, Rorke
>>59089738
Is cara a rug muncher lads? I wouldn't mind a bit of how's your father with her t b h
>>59090929
is this when he called them uncle toms (which id argue is worse) or was this another time?
>>59090965
>not weightlifting
maybe for you
Is this the end of the world?
Cannot cope with the temperatures famalam
>>59090965
Oh believe me mate it's weightlifting
>>59090990
>feet tattoos
nooo lad you've ruined veronika for me now m8. what if I come to the date and mug her and you pretend to beat me up and save her purse?
>>59090899
Windy as well
>>59091004
yeah last i heard she's in a lesbo relationship with someone whom i would consider to be a superior waifu to her
>>59091004
yes, she is in a relationship with st vincent
Day 9 of not wanking. Had a wet dream last night where I was Donald Trump and I had sex with Ivanka Trump. That's the second wet dream I've had now.
>>59091042
Back tats too
lol the voting figures for Khan roughly matches the Muslim population of London
funny that, isn't it
so funny that
why is easter monday a holiday in europe
>>59091114
Don't think I've ever had a dream where I was someone else. I think that's weird and you're weird for having that dream.
>>59091159
So Muslims are the majority in London?
>>59091159
That's NOT funny because you need a majority vote to get elected...
>>59091159
racist
>>59091119
ffs smfh lad some sheilas ay
>>59091046
Ooh whats the lowest temp you've had there (that you've experienced)?
>>59091159
Yes, funny how kids can somehow vote.
>>59090965
Funny enough I hadn't really thought about it too much, you're right.
Guess I can switch it up now. Thanks lad.
i've never met a dutch person
The quality on these images
>>59091159
that would mean white people voted for the white candidates too
Idiot
>>59091180
>>59091187
>>59091221
>"roughly"
Anyone in gatwick airport south terminal? Come to the bathroom on the second floor and I'll give you a blowie
>>59091212
probably like 0 degrees desu
last year there was this cold snap where it didn't max out above 10 to 12 degrees for like 5 days and I thought I was going to freeze to death hahahahaha
>>59091245
muslims are not roughly the majority either
>>59091180
Nah not muslims. But non whites are the collective majority.
>>59091245
>by "roughly" I mean my statement means fuck all
>>59091245
>over 60%
Why are all racists stupid?
>>59091179
I think in the dream I was running away from Donald Trump / hiding from him in his house. Then because I was thinking about him, I just turned into him because that sort of thing happens in dreams. Then in the room I was hiding in, Ivanka Trump was there so I just shagged her as Donald. Must've been about 1 pump before I popped.
>>59091090
>>59091092
she isn't anymore, keep up grandpa
really need to take a piss :/
triggered you all
>>59091187
>implying there is a 100% turnout every election
you're lucky to get a 40% turnout in most elections
>>59091319
just took a piss
go for it man, I believe in you
>>59091284
false-flagging
>>59091306
sorry brendan
>>59091245
The Muzzie population includes kids that cannot vote so your/Britain First's 'point' is BTFO
>>59091212
-5 near an alpine area. I felt dead
>>59091090
>>59091092
Has she ever laid some pipe or she 100% lezza?
no muzzies allowed lads waheeeeey
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/next-time-they-will-kill-us-family-to-leave-ireland-after-vicious-racist-attack-34696995.html
>>59091306
i wonder if the breakup was messy with lots of bitching
that's what dykes are like
lads I have a really bad feeling I'm going to drunk message a girl I've stopped talking to when I get drunk on the weekend
what can I do to stop myself from doing this? I might have to just try and pull a girl to keep my mind from messaging her hahaha because odds are it will not go well at all hahahah
>>59091408
wiki says bisexual
>>59091268
10 - 12C
That's comfy weather lad as long as there's no rain.
>>59091408
A few of her songs have allusions to previous relationships with men, but I dunno
I reckon she got fucked by David Byrne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuOEKRIe1-c
I'm roughly gay lads
(please note that I said roughly and am therefore in fact not at all gay)
>>59091461
it was super windy so I think wind chill bought it down to about 7 or 8. my hands would not work hahahaha I tried to play xbox and failed miserably
How do we make Britain Great again
>>59090995
wouldsmash/10
>>59091513
our farage
Gadaffi was right
warm out
>>59091513
kill all the leftists
>>59091421
>An anti-racism vigil in solidarity with the family takes place outside the Nugrove Shoppint Centre on Tuesday evening.
Irecucks
London, Birmingham, Leicester and Bradford are lost. Within the next 50 years the UK will be balkanised, with the rest of us fighting for our lives against the inhabitants of those cities. The British will prevail: all this stuff you read about 'feminised' Western men only applies to the middle classes. The working class is still hard as nails in spite of the left's attempts to turn us all into fucking trannies.
>>59091498
no clue
>>59091505
Bad weather is like -3 and lower, anything above that is alright but not great, 10C is perfect.
kpg is making fun of /brit/ again
UK? (united kingdom)
more like UC (united cuckdom)
Britain is THE cucktest country on the planet
>>59091513
remove kebab
>>59090067
Jim fixed it for me
what sunscreen are you using
she wants a man from brum
>>59091654
the fuck is kpg
>London, Birmingham, Leicester and Bradford are lost. Within the next 50 years the UK will be balkanised, with the rest of us fighting for our lives against the inhabitants of those cities. The British will prevail: all this stuff you read about 'feminised' Western men only applies to the middle classes. The working class is still hard as nails in spite of the left's attempts to turn us all into fucking trannies.
>>59091651
it was unreal for coziness but the moment you had to leave the house it was like nah fuck this
Warm as fuck but outside it's grey and cloudy and windy what the gosh?
>>59089738
>Sunny
I like this edition tbhwufamilia
>>59091654
literally who
>>59091451
>>59091476
for some reason the thought of a lezza getting absolutely fucking railed and loving it makes me tingle in my giblets
>>59091644
>The working class is still hard as nails
And just as intelligent
>>59091476
3rd degree byrnes
>>59091498
made my willy tingle, good post
world war 3 needs to happen iah
>>59091680
>>59091704
kpop general
>>59091681
>tfw no public transport double decker buses in aus
>>59091706
But they prefer chicks
>>59091771
that does not exist, surely not hahaha no one would be so pathetic
>>59091771
it got deleted, based janny strikes again
>>59091792
Sitting at the front on your own is very fun
>>59091804
all me
>>59091795
you know what's sad? i knew all of their names before i checked the title
Need to fake that i have a dentist appointment. Does the dentist make the appointment for you or do you? It's been nearly 6 months since my last one
>>59091771
>>59091801
Dont samefag, cunt
>>59091792
really? drivers side upstairs is comfy af. sometimes there is a periscope so you can have a cheeky peak at the driver
pic related
>>59091843
when it looks like the bus runs over the car in front when it stops haha
>when you realise that you're not gay, you're just autistic
How do I become less self conscious? So much of thoughts and time are spent on how I see myself and how I think others see me. I don't want to do it anymore.
>>59091644
>Leicester
Live here, although it's pretty shit, it's no where near Bradford, also why is Luton not on this list.
>>59091804
laughed at this for far too long, as it's pretty much me
top kek
>tfw waking up with bf and Cat in bed
Could you imagine being the sort of person who unironically takes selfies with the gf, who Snapchats their friends with pointless face-swapping photos, who judges their successs by the number of likes they got on their most recent Instagram photo?
I think I'd be much happier if I could buy into that normie world 2BH, but I'd feel like such a fraudster. I want to make fun of them for being so insecure, but the reality is they're having fun and fucking regularly, whereas I spend most of my nights alone in my room masturbating into the sink. Helas.
>>59091843
I could pretend like I'm driving
>>59091922
;_;
>>59091899
buses in your city are really still like that? those buses are really old
now there's not that little ledge to put your feet up, and the periscope is gone, replaced with cctv
>>59091940
tbf it's the misses that does all that stuff in our relationship, I just get shoved into all the photos
>>59091966
manchester lad
>>59091940
unironically me hahahahah
>>59091940
"I want to make fun of them for being so insecure"
When you stare into the void...
>>59091901
Haha, when you go under bridge and you're like "ARGH, I'm going to be decapitated!!" but you're not.
>>59091950
Yeah lol, or you're in a futuristic automated flying car :3
Footballers are paid far too much.
It's the soldiers who should earn footballer's wages.
bloody bankers' bonuses
>>59091795
Lesbian sex is so boring
>>59092015
there's no wars going on at the moment though
>>59092015
We should give the footballers wages to the banker's bonuses
hate life
>>59091968
>I just get shoved into all the photos
Hate this.
Then they ask you to smile. Or wait to eat because they want to take pictures of food from all angles.
If it wasn't for vaginas seriously
Gf seems to be obsessed with "hot musicians" lately lads
Getting a bit worried desu
>>59092015
I don't like football, but that's just silly. Millions of people follow them, just like they follow actors. Actors are also paid a lot.
>>59092012
Ooh, when you see a tree coming in the distance and you're like "oh mate, I bet we're gonna hit that tree" and then you get there and full-on plough into the tree and it goes like dukka dukka dukka dukka all the way down the windows
>>59092051
Just learn kazoo
>>59091899
>>59091843
This, never understood why everone would fight for back seats at school, boring as fuck.
>>59092051
just never get vip tickets for her
>>59090186
>stefan molyneux
top kek
gonna disown my family!!!!!!
>tfw bought a fucking balling huge fan last summer when it was super hot
>cracked it back out again
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. btw has the "herp derp why don't yuros have aircon" shite started again yet?
>>59091899
In city areas you'll occasionally see long buses like this instead I guess.
>>59089882
what? Aussies can't post threads without paying moot now?
>>59092039
>what is ISIS
>>59092054
this
give the footballers wages to actors and then give the actors wages to the soldiers lads
>>59092054
We should take all the money being hoarded by footballers and actors and give them to the junior doctors fighting overseas
what's more rare than a sunny day in the UK?
[spoiler]a white person[/spoiler]
>>59092061
Yeah haha
>>59092054
we should tax the actors bonuses the 90%
>>59092064
the fuck is that nerd shit?
>>59092082
>bendy buses
>2016
shit nigga
>>59092112
>60% white
>>59092090
not a war, and even if it was, everyone's too pussy to intervene much
>>59092128
>nerd
fuck off yank
>>59092112
ok pedro
>>59092083
like 5 days ago I couldn't even post a reply to a thread because the biggest ISP in australia was blocked. unsurprisingly, you could get around it by buying a jew pass. they removed the total ban on replies a day later
>>59092047
"go on, get in the photo"
"well smile then!"
"smile properly..."
>>59092082
>bendy busses
oh dear
>>59092112
What's rarer than a thin american?
[spoiler]I got nothin'[/spoiler]
Really want to die atm
>>59092112
An American, so gtfo out this general.
>>59092112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHV09L1_t0g
>>59091912
Please respond
downstairs at the back where you can feel th e heat from the engine was the comfiest on a cold night
kind of miss getting the bus and the all strange occurances in a weird sort of way
>>59092082
The BUSES the BENDERS
>>59092083
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/58355588/
love walking around campus on hot days like this
girls wearing all their summery clothes
We should take all the footballers wages and give them to me
>>59091968
I genuinely don't know how I would react if I were in that situation. If I knew that the gf wanted to take a nice selfie of us to put on fb and whore for likes, so she could convince everyone how happy we are, I don't know if I could go through with it without saying anything. My private reaction would be "Why the fuck do you care?" and I'd feel like I was only feeding her insecurity and selling out if I let her take the picture without saying anything.
>>59092158
when will he finally have enough shekels from hiss bloody poofter site?
>>59091912
>>59092202
https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Speech-Language_Pathology/Stuttering/Speech_Motor_Learning_and_Control/Zen_in_the_Art_of_Stuttering
learn some Zen, be unconscious in all things
>>59092163
thought they were still a thing. haven't been to London in seven years admittedly
>sister won't stop talking about the english teacher at her school
>he is from england
>out food shopping with her
>he is there
>she looks like she is about to take her clothes off
>"omg do you think he likes me?"
>tell her that he is obviously about ten years older than her and never going to ask her out because he won't want to go to prison
>hurr y r u so meen bloo bloo
Women are insane
>>59092082
why do this? why not just have double decker buses like in britain? always thought it was bullshit how we don't have them
>>59092015
Really good post, 9/10. The only thing you forgot about was our brave nurses, who should also be paid footballer's wages.
>>59092037
faget
For the past 5000 years the parasitic jewish race has been sucking the blood of the dominant civilization. Jews have imposed multiculturalism,feminism,atheism,muslim immigration, degenerate music and art, hollywood jew filth etc... The White race must survive and clean Europe of the jews and non-white immigrants.
>>59092202
>>59091912
There is only 1 way. Become better at what you're self conscious about.
Are you self conscious about your looks (most prominent example)? Well, then go to the gym.
When you're statisfied with your body (or whatever you're self conscious about) it will go away.
>>59092233
Mate, no you wouldn't. The most you'd think is "oop, there she goes with her phone again"
And if you did still genuinely care that much, well then I guess we know why you're single
>>59092313
bit tired, can we do it tomorrow
>>59092076
Sign of social dominance lad. If you were allowed on the back seats, your status as normie was fully accepted and people would respect you. From your clear bitterness here, I can tell that you never made it there.
>>59092296
I'm a man not a lesbian
why doesnt fullscreen work reeeeeee
>>59092276
aussies are too fat for steps
>>59092273
h-how old is she lad
R A R E
A
R
E
>>59092273
if she did bang him she'd brag about it to all her friends, post it all over normie book and get him arrested and then cry in court about how he abused her so your mum and dad don't get mad
>women
>>59092204
I remember once getting on a bus from Brixton to Bethnal Green drunk af at 4 in the morning on my m8s birfday, was a top nite like but the bus back was best cause we sparked a joint and asked the whole top floor of the bus if they wanted any, bout 6 nigs and a couple cute white chicks holla'd so we blazed it back of the bus feeling like a hard kid in school at the back of the bus cept i was like 37 fml kill me
need to wash my hair
*gets his arm blown off*
*carries on*
nah nah don't worry about me lads, i don't need footballer's wages or anything
>>59092323
ahaha being this much of a cuck.
>>59092202
Forge your own path anon, make your own values. Embrace radical freedom and radical responsibility, or if ur too weak willed for that maybe read some buddhist shit
There's this Austrian girl in my class who's proper frothy for me lads
Reckon I should make her hills come alive with the sound of-
*claps wet hands together repeatedly*
rollin around at the speed of sound
Current status
ESSAY 1: COMPLETE
ESSAY 2: 2500/4000 words
EXAM: Prep on schedule
>>59092335
you're a gay man if you don't like lesbian porn
>>59092323
Its my face
it looks bad
I already go to the gym
>>59092238
yeah dunno what the cunt was playing at, if I couldn't post anymore I'd just do something else. I only ever had the 4chan pass the year it came out and then the fucking site got hacked.
I remember I emailed moot and asked why he sells these passes when cunts hack his site and he replied within two minutes telling me my details were safe and that I shouldn't be put off renewing my pass hahahahahahaha protect the shekels
bought 20 knock off marlboros for 3 quid from some paki shop. they're harsh as fuck tbqh
lesbians don't exist
>>59092427
what subject lad?
>>59092395
>cept i was like 37 fml kill me
wot
how old are you now?
>>59092325
fuckin kek matey spot on lad
>>59092396
Thanks for reminding me
*spits in hands*
*stares into the abyss*
Woah...
>>59092478
Marketing lad
my town has been memeing with double decker buses for almost 50 years
>>59092386
Girls aren't really like that here, aside from in Vienna probably.
It's a lot more likely for them to take any male interest as "He wants to marry me and give me five children".
>>59092202
>>59091912
once you realise that no one cares about you and women despise you, you stop caring about what other people think
>>59092436
virgin
>>59092423
Maybe then she'll whisper "G'day m8" in yer afterwards whilst she beats a cobra into submission for breakfast
>>59092477
All girls are lesbians.
Lesbian is the most popular porn category for women
government should send therapists to this place to help us
r r cba to torrent got
>>59092427
nice
finishing my lab report this afternoon, got a 3000 word essay due at noon on the 11th
Is it bad that this term I've done all my 3000 word essays in a day or two each?
>>59092457
that's probably the arsenic lad
Getting a bit sick of you lot tbqh ngl.
>>59092045
don't be like that man
>>59092540
They already sent the rapists to your place, mate
>meditate
>focus on my mind trying to expose my inner levels of consciousness
>end up having a wank
>>59092521
>double decker buses
>USA
>>59092536
only because lesbians watch more porn than hetero men
>>59092536
>Lesbian is the most popular porn category for women
that might be skewed because bi girls/lezzers are as horny, if not more horny than blokes.
I've been with a couple of bi girls (not at the same time unfortunately) and they watch loads of porn
>>59092427
Current status:
>total fgt
>>59092488
38
aussie bum one of best bums.
>>59092522
>Girl from Vienna
>>59092628
innit
>>59092631
Mate, I fucking love those chocolate ice cream things
>>59092614
>>59092621
Nah, my sister is straight (Vietnamese boyfriend) and she watches lesbian porn
>>59092513
tfw 'marketing' is now considered a worthy academic subject in formerly Great Britain
>>59092662
Mong
>>59092622
why are you here grandad? do you have a job or some sort of life or are you just a full on wizard failure?
>>59092331
I did... When it was just me and my mates left on cause we were the last stop haha.
Good one here
>be me just started year 7 get on bus first
>go to the back and sit there, all the fellow year 7s sit at front, year 9s come to back
>confused.jpg
>year 9 big lad tells me to move
>i say no unless there is another seat for me, don't want to stand
>he just sits on me instead
>he's lying on top of me I'm getting crushed
>too late to do anything now
>hear friends havin a right laugh at the front
>sat at the back being ignored and crushed
>i never sat at the back again, until year 9.
>>59089803
UTB
UTB
UTB
>>59093000
Exactly the sort of shit me and my friends did to the younger students. Sometimes you'd get some smarmy little smart arse thinking he was the big man by sitting at the back, so we'd just box him into the corner and bully him all journey so he didn't do it again. Pretty horrible in retrospect, but I maintain it was character-building and never went beyond what you'd call good honest banter.
>>59089803
Paedophile town.
