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bebbi
ayooooooooo real negga hours
fucking hell, there are 19 year olds posting here?
>>59077650
She's back again? Why does she start constantly posting her face 24/7 all of a sudden
EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
I'M HERE FOR THE (You)s
>>59077866
Yes :)
is /cum/ the new place for average girls to post their faces for attention because if so then its my time to shine
ur all gay lol
>>59077890
no u
>>5907787 7
You can have my wife but not my (You)s!
>>59077890
Randstad is gay
>>59077885
she's literally not even average, she's below average which is why it's so dumbfounding
like she literally has the face of an edgy 16 year old boy
>>59077877
>stands with AK74 machine gun
kek
>>59077907
I don't want your wife and I don't wont her son.
tits and asses
>image.png
THE GIRL MADE THIS THREAD
BE ON ALERT THERE ARE GIRL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD
>>59077866
Yes
yuri
>all of these 18yo kiddos on /cum/
You have school in the morning, you should all go to bed. This is the adults' time of the day.
>>59077925
>mobile posters
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59077885
AUSTIN
U
S
T
I
N
>>59077923
agreed
>>59077909
I know, wanna move out of this shithole.
>>59077900
no u
post yourselves cuddling your dogs
if you don't own a dog don't post here anymore
>>59077912
She actually looks like a monkey lmao
>>59077944
Toronto
>>59077951
Can I post my kitty?
>>59077932
And yet those physics are more realistic than my aspirations in life.
>grill posts
>now the betas come out posting their photos in response
holy fuck take this shit to /soc/ you utter autists
>>59077950
Move where?
>>59077951
not white.
Literally even your dog is whiter than you.
>>59077951
4chan has always been cat territory.
>>59077955
No cat owners are shit literally frig off
>>59077951
I'm away from my dog ;_;
>>59077951
my ween doge is hiding somewhere
>>59077951
fuck you i'm ugly
>>59077970
bad post
>>59077877
We have you surrounded! Hand over the dubs now and we can all walk away from this.
>>59077991
just like your dog lmaoooo
>>59077991
Reid is afraid to post himself?
>>59077991
very good dog, very nice
>>59077951
my dog is dead
>>59077951
>girl poster starts posting her picture
>suddenly all the teenage normies start posting their pictures too
there goes the neighborhood
I told you about women
dogs are haram anyway
pls rate me i am attention whore
>>59077991
excellent supreme GOAT dog bud
They always make the funniest faces when getting a picture taken
>>59078046
stay clean shaven
>>59078021
yes
>>59078010
don't talk shit about the dog
>>59078042
>canadian flag
Checks out
I'm only 22 but posting with a bunch of teenagers makes me feel old and weird.
>>59078046
rate me please, I'm shy
>>59078035
I am a 23 year old man and that girl is ugly as fuck
More pics of dog
>>59078064
I feel the same way about you desu.
>>59078076
Pls be on TEXEL
>>59078064
I'm 24 and everytime I look at myself in the mirror I see myself looking exactly the same as when I was 17. I don't see myself aging and I don't feel like I age and it's freaking me out.
>>59078064
i'm>>59078046, i'm 19
that's only a little bit younger than you
>>59078046
r8 me plz :)
>>59078107
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm 26 years old and any time one of young-ins tells me your age I think about how old I was when you were born and get creeped the fuck out
>>59078106
Are you black?
>>59078133
because now...
>>59078136
No one cares you grandpa lookin ass
Important poll lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166719
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166719
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166719
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166719
>>59078136
This is what it feels like to post with literal 15 year olds.
>>59077999
kek'd and checked
>>59078133
>Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
why?
>>59078138
No.
>>59077823
>>>/jp/
degenerates
>>59078158
Cause now I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
>>59078158
I'm gonna snatch
Stop saying "lads" as if you're degenerate inbred filth
You're American, act like it
>>59078189
Because now... I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
>>59078211
>le british are le inbred
Mussies out.
>>59078211
>You're American, act like it
>>59078232
Brits literally are inbred
You will never be British, they will never accept you, stop acting British
i always rate people on how good a fap to them was
>>59078076
7/10
>>59078117
6/10
Where my Mexicans at?
Fuck these teenagers.
Mexicans know how to party.
Anybody seen Richie?
>>59078211
in maritime canada they actually say lads but they talk with irish/scottish accents anyway
>>59078201
>>59078213
>>59078205
what if i snatch them first??
I'm only attracted to average looking girls
>>59078264
>rating the mexi-nig over the ginger
>>59078232
rorke
>>59078248
rasheed
>>59078293
Then I'd be sorry to hear that...
>>59078296
same
ass still hurts from biking bros
DELETE THIS GENERAL NOW
>>59078320
Because now...
>I'm only attracted to average looking girls
Yo!
Gonna watch Game of Thrones and then plow my wife. Feels good to be normie.
>>59078345
you better not be implying anything right now
>>59078301
i just like brown girls
also i've had bad experiences with gingers stealing souls
>>59078349
>wife
I don't envy you in the slightest my guy lmoa
>>59078345
Daisy Ridley is that kinda hot for me. Although, she's 11/10 by Brit standards.
>>59078349
>current year
>unironically getting married
>1461450370522.png
>>59078296
I'm not but I kinda see what you mean, sometimes average girls look way better than stereotypical beautiful ones
>>59078338
Punani
What if a family member posted in /cum/ and you didn't even know it
I'd probably descend into madness desu
>>59078368
My wife is my hand. What's really happening is I'm going to stream GoT and then jack off. I'll probably fall asleep slowly worrying about how I've fucked it all up.
unironically listening to Merzbow right now lmao
>>59078388
one time i found my brother on /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVtZGo0hlnE
MORE DOGGERS
>>59078296
This is a sign of low self esteem and/or being subconsciously aware that you are way, way too ugly to ever have a chance with anybody even slightly above average so you adjust accordingly
loling at your life
>>59078402
Man, that must have been rough. Did you decide to come out of the closet together?
>>59078418
Not that guy, but good looking girls are super egotistical, especially if they have tons of beta orbiters. Average girls are much easier to talk to.
>>59078388
after the elliot rodger shooting my sister went on /r9k/
>>59078415
10/10 video
>>59078418
nope, I dated attractive girls when I was younger, I'm just not attracted to them anymore.
Usually the stereotypical beautiful women aren't really anchored to reality
>>59078445
wut how
>>59078415
here's more dogger
>>59078471
They talked about the board after it happened.
>>59078438
Literally exactly what I'm talking about and you aren't even aware of it
>well all attractive girls just have bad qualities!
Nope, plenty of nice and grounded attractive girls, they just would rather date nice and grounded attractive men not some ugly racist loser who posts on 4chan lmao
This is now a Heidi thread desu
>>59078529
>I know you better than you know yourself
>>59078529
>plenty of nice and grounded attractive girls
>they just would rather date nice and grounded attractive men
kek go outside some time mate
>>59078492
>>59078558
Nice dogger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0yZpfJKfX8
If someone doesn't post something interesting right fucking now I'm gonna leave the thread.
>>59078574
>>59078579
Again this is exactly what I'm talking about
You settle for average because it's how you rationalize being an unsatisfactory human being and average looks pretty good from your eyes
>>59078626
you're interesting
Was a bit naughty and raced someone tonight. I got rekt by a boxster S.
>>59078599
She says thanks
Here's her with her lamb :3
>>59078633
>You settle for average
I turned down girls that look traditionally attractive before
I've been too nervous to talk to girls that are considered average or unattractive before.
You think you know everything about the world, but you don't know shit.
If you're Canadian and you don't get fucked up to this C L A S S I C on at least a weekly basis you should consider sodoku
https://youtu.be/qQZIhFQjUfE
>>59078642
Amazing what Brady has done with so many no name receivers. He's really only had two HoF level WR.
>>59078642
>handegg
>>59078636
>Limburg
>>59078651
love you too
>>59078649
Actually nice
>>59077977
hey fuck you pal
>>59078710
CUTE!
>>59078702
Moss and who?
>>59078636
oh for god's sake
>>59078731
ty they are perfect beings
literally britain rn
>>59078707
ik hou van je :3
>>59078681
>I turned down girls that look traditionally attractive before
You literally never have, this has never happened
>I've been too nervous to talk to girls that are considered average or unattractive before.
This has though
>>59078633
>>59078529
>he got a B in pysch 100
hahahaha
>>59078767
>You literally never have, this has never happened
Kind of proves you've never left your house or had any social interaction before
>>59078765
Are you Dutch/learned Dutch?
>>59078763
literally london tbqh
night /cum/sies lub u
>>59078737
Welker is one of the best slot receivers ever. I doubt he makes it into the hall though.
>>59078838
Edelman is better
>>59078801
I studied dutch for a little bit, had a dutch qt lined up for when I was intending on moving to the Netherlands (Haarlem to be specific) but things fell apart.
>>59078835
Good night north friend
>>59078835
>>59078835
goodnight senpai
>>59078835
sleep snug, smug
>>59078849
I disagree.
>>59077840
>>59077823
Fuck your retarded meme you queer ass homo
Go lynch yourself
I though lat was shit but wow, this is the worst thread I have seen today.
>>59078903
Edelman has been the best WR on the team since he was a starter, welker had people like Moss and hernandez drawing attention
Best WR to play with edelman? LaFell, a guy who the panthers didn't even want
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
>>59078913
guards
seize this man
>>59077866
Just turned 20 last month
*blows you a kiss*
>>59078934
Then go back there, chicano.
>>59078934
CHI
>some of you were 12 years old when I turned 18
>literally 12 year olds
gross I can't fuck any of you
>>59078983
Chican'tno
>>59079028
>people born in 2000 post here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_Priest
>>59079028
I'll fuck you in your ass. I fucked kids like you in the can in the ass.
>>59079040
good post
>>59079049
>Alligator Ass
>>59079075
thanks
>>59079049
>genres: punani
if I never go to bed I never have to wake up and face reality, right?
Alri lads, got my degree in accounting officially now, gonna live a comfy life
>>59079141
You are not British
Ik ga slapen
welterusten jongens
heil hitler
>>59079164
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>59078934
el chicANO
>>59079169
kankerjong
>>59079208
because now...
>>59079244
Wtf xD
>>59074011
>mussies tried to infiltrate /cum/ but we didn't fall for it
that's a relief
Ramadan?
>>59079249
...I will snatch...
Is my summerhouse friendo here?
>>59079314
EVERY MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY
>>59079326
No, your friend is on a trip cross country helping another friend move and sleeping right now, I will tell them you were looking for them though
Got a pimple right on the corner of my lip
girl poster reply to me so I can feel like I had contact with a female today
Why does Pandora give me the same songs over and over even if I pick "I'm tired of this song" ;-;
bet you thought Id miss the RNH, dint you boi
>>59079451
how fucking pathetic can you get
>>59079451
Kys my man
haven't been here in a month what's these new memes
>>59079451
i'm a girl teehee
>>59079502
the green frog is called "pepe"
>>59079459
Not really, it's only around 12 in cali, its not that late for you
>>59079502
Seagal posting
>>59079502
you already know about dat boi I'm sure
>>59079521
i thought it was the grinch
>>59079529
very well
>>59079529
RNH for /cum/ has always been 3am least coast/midnite best coast
wouldnt make sense to do it when its 6 am on the eastern seaboard
>>59079502
easter?
>>59077970
very embarrassing
>>59079477
>>59079489
pretty pathetic, but you caring about me being pathetic is just as pathetic
>>59079505
no youre not youre canadian
>>59079558
gold?
>>59079141
Did memeinal justice. Going to apply with the CIA.
>>59079502
Here is top meme of 2016
>>59079566
Unironic autism right here
>>59079585
its a little ironic to be fair
>>59079584
already overplayed
smells like tumblr already
>>59077885
Post her face
>>59079574
The Ressurrection of Jesus Christ?
>troglodytes ITT who actually talk to girls
Do people still go treasure hunting?
>>59079629
REEEEE GET OFF MY PORCH DONT YOU SEE THE NO SOLICITING SIGN
REEEEEEEEE
>>59079582
>going to apply with the CIA
>>59079610
you clearly don't understand the meme at all then
the meme in its entirety is meant to make fun of modern memeing, it is made with very basic 3d models as to make it come off as extremely easy and uncreative while using black lingo witch is also another trope in modern memeing
it coming off as a normie meme is literally what the meme is, it's the entire point of the meme itself
>>59079656
Why does the merchant always post porn?
>west coast posters
Please let me give you a lesson in memes, my friends
First you have the neomemic era. This is the stage where everybody absolutely hates it and only shitposters propagate it
Then you have the ironic era. This is where the meme has gained such a notoriety for being retarded that people begin using the meme in otherwise average posts.
After that you have the post ironic era aka the meme era. This point is reached once people start using the meme ironically so often that they eventually start using it unironically. At this point it has essentially become a true meme.
Last is the post post ironic era. The meme has grown less and less common in posts on 4chan, but after a certain point people will start using it again little by little in a sort of psuedoironic fashion.
Think of any /int/ memes that started this past year, they all follow this formula
who else got a big ol fat dick lmao
>(l)east coast posters
>>59079489
>>59079529
>>59079558
>>59079629
what meme is this?
>>59079677
truly the best posters on /cum/
>>59079696
none of this applies to dat boi
>>59079477
What was this guy actually reacting to? I've seen the GiF version but I still don't quite understand it. Was it that he didn't understand why the camera was pointed at him?
>>59079711
Easter?
>>59079729
He's a Jaguars fan
Pretty easy to figure out
>>59079729
the jaguars being a shit team in general
Come to think of it, why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
>>59079763
I celebrate Easter muthafugga
>>59079763
why dont canuckians practice fire safety?
>>59079770
No, you only think you do.
>>59079791
So we can feel good about ourselves when we help the evacuees.
>>59079770
Easter?
>>59079816
but you ARE the evacuees
>>59079824
perhaps helping yourself is the greatest feeling of all
I don't want to go to sleep because somebody might reply to one of my posts right after I close the tab
>>59079838
this is getting deep
pass the blunt man
>>59079856
Sleep?
>>59079856
I don't want to go to sleep because right when I'm about to sleep I am shocked awake somehow and it takes hours
>>59079838
so like...masturbating?
>>59079879
>just a weed
hate this aspect of humanity
>>59079963
good post
>>59079963
Real nigga hours start here
>>59079963
Passover?
>>59079879
>>59079904
even through helping others unselfishly we still feel good about ourselves. Can any action truly be considered altruistic or are we forever destined to delude ourselves of our selfish ways?
who else here a neet
>>59080086
not anymore, thank god
>>59080100
why wouldn't you want to be a neet in california
there is a raccoon or something fighting outside and i hope it's not attacking a dog or cat or something
Home alone for a few days. What should I make to eat tomorrow?
>>59080152
because I got even more depressed than usual and wanted to die. I hated video games and wanted to sell my entire collection, I couldnt even watch movies or tv because of lack of interest
Real nigga
>>59080176
that's been me for a while but i'm a pussy so i won't kill myself and i wouldn't want to make my parents sad
>>59080179
are you from tennessee because you're the only ten i see
>>59080155
spaghettios
>>59080179
monarchs
>>59080155
Yeung chow fried rice. It's easy to prepare, tasty and not unhealthy.
>>59080247
>and not unhealthy
Do you know what general you're in
>>59080247
gib potato pancakes
>>59080266
>implying /cum/ isnt skellington central
>>59080154
Get a broom or something and chase the faggot away. I hate raccoons so fucking much.
Am I allowed here? I have an American citizenship?
>>59080325
shoo shoo, you'll bring scorpions and wallabies in
>>59080325
i already have cockroaches in my room, don't need scorpions
>>59080154
Makea hot dog silencer and shoot the raCOON
>>59080341
>>59080359
pussies
>>59080382
Desert Nigger
>>59080382
abo
>>59080278
Is this what you're looking for?
http://www.chefkoch.de/rs/s0/kartoffelkuchen+s%C3%9C%C3%9F/Rezepte.html
The only different potatoe cakes are hashbrowns with apple puree
>>59080382
pretty ok guy
>>59080440
yess the hashbrown ones are so good
went to a bavarian restaurant and had it and it was great
everyone shouted zicke zacke hoi hoi hoi
>>59080411
>>59080426
9/11 lmao
>>59080464
Cheers lad, your redneck gun enthusiast, Trump supporters are giving you a bad name tbqh fäm
>>59080501
>trump supporters giving you a bad name
i'm a trump supporter
>>59080501
no worries, i just try to live one day to the next regardless of how politics make me look
>>59080498
We call them Reibekuchen in my area. Ironically the first time I ever ate them was in the US.
>>59080557
>>59080596
tyrone
>there are people in this world right now who celebrate victory day
>>59080689
tyrone
>>59080684
where did you eat them in the US?
>>59080325
how goes the battle, my friend down under?
>>59080795
>inb4 it ends like the Emu War
>>59077823
Hey /cum/, got a problem with my family, and I want to move out. Will you all help me with this?
I just want to live alone or atleast with one carefree roommate. But, the thing is, how would I do it, /cum/? How much money would I have to have, what do I need to have for settling in another place, what do I need to bring with me, etc. Basically what is essential for moving out?
Also would anyone on here care to be my roommate if we're in the same situation? I'm a recent 2015 highschool graduate, with no job, not going to college, and I'm not being trained in anything right now. Thinking about just hiring a taxi and flying over to where I want to go, then live in an apartment and I know you need money for that which is why I've been saving up to do just that.
The only thing I need now is a roommate, and some tips I believe, like I said before.
>>59080781
Las Vegas at a Diner.
Maybe they offer the german type ones in the Hofbräuhaus there too.
Reminder
>>59080849
seconding this
>>59080849
I'll give you some tip, big boy.
>>59080849
I can't really help you with this, but you should probably organize a casting, to at least get a first impression of each other.
>>59080865
Bro, George Bush is bro-tier
>>59080908
>>59080966
Pls, fellow Amerifats, I need help. H-help.
I'M GONNA DIE IF I DON'T LEAVE.
>>59081014
I'm not fat, and I hope you're not fat either for your sake
>>59081014
Stay at home. Just asking this sort of shit proves the real world will eat you alive if you leave.
Get some life xp then try again in 5 years
Get
>>59081106
This desu
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
>>59081085
Fatty confirmed.
>>59081106
You don't understand, I can't take more of this faggotry. I'm 20 years old and I still haven't moved out of my parent's house. And the worse part is, my relations with my old, senile, belligerent apeshit insane dad is getting much worse.
Please, I need this. I NEED TO MOVE.
ever looked at your old HS yearbook and see all the girls you went to school with, and wonder how your dick didnt fall off?
>>59081328
Actually I've done that and thought "Jesus I can't believe I thought all these chicks were 9/10 back in the day, teenage hormones are fucked."
>>59081159
Look for a place you can stay and that you can afford, from what I've heard less populated states are always cheaper than the rest. Try to get a job first, because especially in the states with few people finding a job might be difficult.
Do a casting of all potential room mates and find the best fitting ones.
That would be the first things I would do, but I haven't moved in a long time now. You also have to think about stuff, like what things will you leave behind at your home and what do you want to take with you. Transport costs etc.
>>59081328
We only had two good looking girls in my class.
__ ___ ___?
Name a better music video... pro top:
YOU CANT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>>59081816
I tried for so many years to hate this song but I finally surrendered to the fact that it's good shit.
>>59081836
Lel, what do you think of this masterpiece then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g
>>59081889
I...don't like it
>>59081816
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2y2269
>>59081816
i will never get over how well Take On Me has aged
>>59081962
I like the ambiance, it's cute
>>59082068
ur cute
good night cum
>be canadian
>get burnt
i can't beleaf this!
>>59082503
bad post
what the f*ck, why are amerifats so gross??
>>59082499
>>59082556
>those two poor tanned qt3.14's up front
I love
haha
>>59081522
Thanks Germany
