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KHAN'D edition
leelee
kpop desu lads
Need a bf lads
katie x
hopkins x
can all desert yanks just FUCK OFF please
karen
Charli XCX
sophie
KHAN'D
are the capchas stupidly slow for anyone else today btw?
>>59044780
>>59044780
That shit went right in the bin
you can integrate people into societies
you can't integrate societies into societies
>>59044633
Greggs beats all of those, you yank cunt.
>>59044816
FOY
Lads the holodeck is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHL4xAeMiRg
who /FUCKINGWHITEMALE/ here?
can all euro yanks (poms) FUCK OFF please
>>59044789
Yes we use dollars. Where do you think you got it from? Fucking yanks, you don't know your own history.
>>59044914
it's pretty shit right now since it's new but that's gonna be amazing in like 10 years.
>>59044846
thanks
>>59044843
too greasy, other pizza places are just better
>>59044780
Is this real? Has England really died today?
>>59044945
just be yourself
>>59044914
Just what I wanted, excercise while playing video games
>>59044914
>ywn have a hard light holodeck
>>59044953
i thought you used pounds or dubloons or something
>>59044991
She looks like a kind of more hot and less big titted Ariel Winter
I just want a gf lads
Please giv me one pls
>>59045008
standard australian poster kek
>>59044914
That looks so fucking autistic, and the shitty thing doesn't even simulate real locomotion.
made dandelion tea. wasnt very nice.
>>59045083
her tits are a search away but i think she looks nice and natural
>>59045098
take mine
Headphones have arrived lads
there is a lot of things to do but I'm not sure which
might go see the gf tonight or just sit in my room and get pissed
hard to decide really
CANNOT believe that so people bought the Wii. What an absolute piece of shit.
*penetrates you*
>>59045154
do me x
A reminder that yanks don't know what this device is or how it functions.
Don't know why I always feel wired when I take modafinil lads, know loads of people who take it and don't feel anything
Might be because I've done way too many stims and know what I'm looking for I guess
>>59045197
b-bread holder?
Having another cigarette because it's the only thing I can do
>tfw chain smoking
>>59045199
I can tell when I'm on it, and when the feeling starts to fade but if someone gave me it without me noticing I don't think I would notice the difference
>>59045197
Your cock ring
>>59045083
Ariel Winter got rid of her puppies ages ago
>>59045197
>wanting cold toast
>>59045230
smoking is so 1960's
why arsenal have the sexiest football team?
everyone else just looks like gimps
>>59045246
They're still big, stop the meme
>>59045196
ummmmmmm ok haha
>>59045199
do you drink coffee when you're on it?
that makes me feel wired
>>59045255
>he doesn't eat a slice every 20 seconds
Why don't people just admit smoking is still cool as fuck? Everyone acts like they hate it, but deep down they know it looks good
>>59045301
tell her arbys is shit i want sonic
Friendly reminder that modafinil will be banned under the new pyschoactive substance ban.
>>59045327
Seems like the ramblings of a chainsmoker trying to justify their addiction tbqh
>>59045354
But poppers won't because bent MPs need them :^)
>>59045327
smoking what
>>59045032
That's probably a good thing 2bh, they always end up trying to kill you.
>>59045327
It's aesthetic but if that's the reason you pick it up you're probably retarded.
indian > chinkys that do something besides that bog standard yellow curry sauce > nandos > kebab/munchybox places > the shite chinkies >pizza (always overpriced basic/minimal ingredients) >>>>>>>>>> hipster burger """"restaurants""""
>>59045300
Nah, just take it when I get up, have lunch, and start working, can always feel it when it starts to take effect
I only drink water on it
>>59045264
funk yarr
>>59045143
[uncanny valley intensifies]
>>59045327
it may look cool but everything else about it is horrible.
>>59045246
>Those awful scars where the husk of her former self used to be
>>59045327
Every single person I know routinely mocks smokers behind their backs and often to their faces for being disgusting human beings tbqh.
Caffeine is a psychoactive substance, why isn't it being banned?
Alcohol is a psychoactive substance, why isn't it being banned?
>>59045301
mum did you find the fountain of youth
can't find the external hard drive i keep all my porn on
having a mild panic attack
>>59045354
Won't make the slightest bit of difference, incredibly easy to get it and the bill won't stop that
>>59045406
lamb gyros >>
>>59045301
HE'S HERE
Are you watching Songs of Praise on BBC1, lads?
>>59045480
no you absolute plonker of course i'm not
>>59045354
Messing around with your dopamine levels to study is not a good idea. Caffeine is sufficient.
genuinely cannot believe people vote for the conservatives, how brainwashed they must be...
>>59045446
lol you and your pals sound like fun
>some girl overdosed on MDMA where I live
>no mention in the newspapers about how she ignored rule #1 of MDMA and was a fucking idiot and didn't keep hydrated and was dancing non stop in a crowded place and obviously died from dehydration
>nope it's all "DRUGS ARE BAD, TAKE THEM ONCE AND YOULL DIE! THIS WAS A POISONED BATCH IF YOUVE TAKEN MDMA RECENTLY GO TO A DOCTOR, SHE WAS A GUD GIRL SHE DIN DU NUFFIN HER FRIENDS FORCED THIS INNOCENT GIRL TO TAKE THESE DRUGS"
Fucking idiots
How brainwashed will the masses be into actually voting to Remain in June?
>>59045446
You surround yourself with bullies.
>>59045461
It's as easy to get as research chems, just the sites you buy it from aren't as dodgy
It depends on how much they actually crack down on it
>>59045495
Ah, you're a paki. I understand.
you guys are silly, murricans are here for fun
>>59045459
Say goodbye to your good boy points.
>>59045520
>manchester
>>59045519
Go back to choking on rat poison m8.
>>59045530
I'd rather be surrounded by bullies than smokers.
>>59045452
Exempted substances
(1)In this Act “exempted substance” means a substance listed in Schedule 1.
(3)Before making any regulations under this section the Secretary of State must consult—
(a)the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, and
(b)such other persons as the Secretary of State considers appropriate.
----- ----- -----
SCHEDULE 1
EXEMPTED SUBSTANCES
Controlled drugs
1Controlled drugs (within the meaning of the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971).
Medicinal products
2Medicinal products.
In this paragraph “medicinal product” has the same meaning as in the Human Medicines Regulations 2012 (S.I. 2012/1916) (see regulation 2 of those Regulations).
Alcohol
3Alcohol or alcoholic products.
In this paragraph—
“alcohol” means ethyl alcohol, and
“alcoholic product” means any product which—
(a)contains alcohol, and
(b)does not contain any psychoactive substance.
Nicotine and tobacco products
4Nicotine.
5Tobacco products.
In this paragraph “tobacco product” means—
(a)anything which is a tobacco product within the meaning of the Tobacco Products Duty Act 1979 (see section 1 of that Act), and
(b)any other product which—
(i)contains nicotine, and
(ii)does not contain any psychoactive substance.
Caffeine
6Caffeine or caffeine products.
In this paragraph “caffeine product” means any product which—
(a)contains caffeine, and
(b)does not contain any psychoactive substance.
Food
7Any substance which—
(a)is ordinarily consumed as food, and
(b)does not contain a prohibited ingredient.
In this paragraph—
“food” includes drink;
“prohibited ingredient”, in relation to a substance, means any psychoactive substance—
(a)which is not naturally occurring in the substance, and
(b)the use of which in or on food is not authorised by an EU instrument.
>>59045520
Drugs are bad though, lad.
I still fucking do them though.
>>59045504
>So not only does Provigil increase dopaminein the human brain, butdoes it by similar mechanisms to Ritalin and cocaine, by directly blocking the dopaminetransporter.
wew lad
>>59045541
Yeah there's also loads of sites outside the UK which will sell it to you unlike most RC sites which are based in the UK
>>59045524
I don't know, the polls are always around 50-50 but when Obama threatened us the other day the leave side got a boost.
He completely misunderstood how we think. Some jf throwing threats just antagonises.
pizza is a meme food. very cheap 3 ingredients and some times some toppings that are always used sparingly
prices at £10 a go because normies never tires of the novelty that it's round
capitalist billionaires have never had it so easy
>>59045520
>drug taking degenerate defending his degenerate drug
lmao
>>59045590
why are they exempted though?
>I'd rather be surrounded by bullies than smokers.
big fan of this work til you die meme
>>59045637
nice graph lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
britain has a decent eurovision entry this year imo
should be a top middle song imo it has a nice vibe to it.
the singers could've been better looking thougb
>>59045644
you must have some shit local pizzarias
>>59044780
What do atheists swear on? The constitution?
>Why is this substance that's lethal in easy-takeable amounts illegal, but this other substance which is almost impossible to overdose on illegal?
>>59045520
>obviously died from dehydration
You know this or you guess this because it makes your story better to confirm your view?
watching some shark tank (my shit TV guilty pleasure)
why do yanks call a fringe bangs? fucking retards.
>>59045662
Because the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs and such other persons as the Secretary of State considers appropriate decided that they should be
>easy-takeable
>>59045590
Like poetry
pots alright but tobacco is shit
>>59045583
Can definitely tell you're one of those wankers that pretends to choke or tells me to move away when I light a cigarette within 15 feet of you. Twat.
>>59045691
all pizzarias are shite
>>59045602
>the logic of an average RC user
>>59045719
But modafinil isn't lethal as per >>59045697
It's a blanket ban without much thought put into it
Like throwing away a batch of eggs because one is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EE91TWK-3M
need a cringe worth yank gf
>>59045374
HoloLivesMatter
>>59045710
Americans use a lot of stupid names for things that already have names.
>>59045694
The Bible, show some f*cking respect
how much would you pay to stick your nose up charli xcx's bumhole?
>>59045758
>tells me to move away
oh man id tear them a new one and I don't even smoke.
>It's a /brit/ druggie posters try to defend their addiction thread
Love it when people try to justify using drugs
>>59045812
£150
>>59045764
all the non chains make a really good pizza, most even have ones without cheese covering the whole thing, my favorite it the mona lisa with the basil and vinaigrette with globs of cheese
Wouldn't wanna be the lad they're going to make an example out of for trying to import a research chemical into the UK once the psychoactive substance ban is in place.
>>59045719
Is that the same council that said weed should be legal and Cameron gave them the finger?
>>59045697
What like any psychedelic? Those drugs which have had zero recorded deaths due to overdoses
>>59045829
modafinil has literally zero recreational use unless you're mixing it with other stuff (that should be illegal)
>>59045776
howling
yanks are priceless
>>59045709
Because it's obvious?
You can't just OD from 100 - 200mg of MDMA. MDMA stops you from recognising how dehydrated you are and you're full of energy so you're constantly moving. Almost all deaths related to MDMA are from too much dancing, not enough water, resulting in dehydration.
>>59045847
still the same cheap shite
>>59045775
>Modafinil (INN, USAN, BAN, JAN) is a wakefulness-promoting agent (or eugeroic) used for treatment of disorders such as narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder, and excessive daytime sleepiness associated with obstructive sleep apnea.[7]
>Medicinal products.
>In this paragraph “medicinal product” has the same meaning as in the Human Medicines Regulations 2012 (S.I. 2012/1916) (see regulation 2 of those Regulations).
>2.—(1) In these Regulations “medicinal product” means—
>(a) any substance or combination of substances presented as having properties of preventing or treating disease in human beings; or
>(b) any substance or combination of substances that may be used by or administered to human beings with a view to—
>>(i) restoring, correcting or modifying a physiological function by exerting a pharmacological, immunological or metabolic action, or
>>(ii) making a medical diagnosis.
As long as you have a legitimate medical need to take it, it's legal.
>>59045798
#NoLivesMatter
>>59045848
I've imported plenty of already illegal drugs, post here is barely checked
>>59045775
Problem is that random companies in unregulated countries like China are churning out more and more types of bad eggs. Might as well get a grip on it now.
>>59045885
its better than what i can make
>>59045520
Quite a lot people die from the opposite on MDMA, so your assumption is probably incorrect.
>>59045758
I don't pretend to choke. Sometimes I actually choke on that dirty fucking stink though and I will tell you to fuck off if you want to smoke. And you would do it too, because you're a spineless little dependant.
>>59045775
it says in the act that prescription medicines are exempt tho.
>>59045776
I bet half of you perma-virgins could easily bag a yank like this if you tried.
Why don't you all book a ticket to yankland and and get one?
>>59045862
It's not even good mixed with other things
With alcohol is just stops you feeling drunk, even though you are smashed you just don't feel like you are
post cute animes
My guilty pleasure: watching The Impractical Jokers (TV show).
>it's a talk to frank episode
>>59045900
>there's coffee in that Tuvix
having some love hearts
>>59045948
Yeah tbf modafinil isn't really legal if you don't have a prescription for it at the moment anyway, not like it's gonna change in that respect, companies in other countries and even in the UK will still post it to you anyway
>>59045984
i hope im frank
>>59045902
feels good to not be an aussie
>>59045776
My gf.
>>59045969
This suffice?
what do yanks think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkOtdpasjY
>>59045948
It's not available in the UK as medicine
>>59045953
usually find I get drunk easier on days where I took modafinil in the morning
>>59045912
True, but modafinil is made in India
do guys like small tits?
>>59045953
that's good because everyone thinks you're a massive lad when you're smashing cans for fun waheey
>>59045949
I would if i wasnt a poorfag
>>59046017
bit too sexual
>Yeah dude, like totally let's make stuff like PCP legal, nobody has ever died due to hallucinations man, it's just the man tryin to keep me down
Yeah I fucking hate drugs lads
*sips coffee needed to get me through the day*
>>59045949
i'd rather a qt yank bf desu ;3
>>59045972
great show don't see how it's a guilty pleasure tho
>>59046000
>>59046041
its more like i hate large ones especially if fake
>>59046036
I don't think it's going to be a problem getting it mate
>>59046041
how small
>>59046041
depends on how small they are
>>59046066
Coffee is a poor man's tea.
>>59046041
yes, the supposed male obsession with gigantic breasts is actually a jewish media invention
>>59045940
You mean retards who have panic attacks and end up drinking too much water?
You can only really overdose on drugs if your fully retarded.
>>59046028
I'm sure they recognise their superiors.
>>59046095
I'm still going to try and find some alternative I can find in a pharmacy
3 or giffgaff lads?
>>59046041
do girls like small dicks?
>>59046138
giffgaff tbqh
>>59046041
I literally prefer small tits desu
I'd take a girl that's as flat as board over a girl with comically oversized tits any day.
>>59045884
>Almost all deaths related to MDMA are from too much dancing, not enough water, resulting in dehydration.
No you are using anecdotal """"facts""""" to support your position. You even made up an amount that was taken to make yourself sound like a Professor of Complicated Pharmacology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUk6irB1krk
>>59046036
Probably because it's wearing off
When it wears off all the alcohol you've drunk will hit you at once, but if you're still "up" from if then it's like other stims where you don't really feel the alcohol
>>59046138
giffgaff
>>59046041
One of the positive sides about being a woman is, no matter what, a guy will be into you.
There are guys into obese globules of fried cheese out there. There are guys into women that have lost limbs.
>>59046162
this guy knows whats up
>>59046118
Yeah, basically. Although quite a few drugs lead to serious health implications, whether or not you're abusing them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgiojA4S6jU
>>59046162
>>59046189
nonce
do benders like small bps?
>>59046180
pretty sure it works both ways m8
>>59046155
>>59046178
2 gig of data is a quid cheaper with 3
getting the daily molyneux in
Just wanked to some tranny porn lads.
>>59046225
it doesn't
source: 4chan
>>59046164
How do you know that?
It's not like they release toxicology reports to the public.
I was related to that girl who drunk too much water on MDMA
>>59046199
>buzz feed
>>59046150
this is the only correct answer
>>59046247
doxxing you right now
>>59046235
ONE FUCKING DOLLAH
*shovels more runts into the pot*
mm yes
>>59046237
usually i do it to donald
unironically never been to a party lads
>>59046138
Three
giffgaff is slow as fuck
need a bf with a willy
>>59046237
Making tranny porn is pretty fun desu
>>59046237
good lad
>>59046242
kek
>>59046164
100mg - 200mg is the typical amount of MDMA in pills, which is what the girl who died had taken. Not that you'd know since you're a sheltered neckbeard.
>2016
>Being against drugs
>being against MDMA of all drugs, one of the safest drugs in the world
Get a grip mate, I'm not going to reply to you anymore. I just can't believe people like you still exist, like do you believe everything the government tells you or do you just hate drugs because you've never had any friends to offer them to you?
>inb4 your inevitable "s-stop projecting" reply.
>TV broke and there is literally nothing I can do outside today
How is your day lads
>>59046316
three's really slow as well. and doesn't work in the area i've just moved into
>>59046315
same la, never really hung out with partygoers in high school 2bh
>>59046315
how? its nearly impossible to not get invited when you're like 15-16
>>59046315
parties are sheer torture for a bot
>>59046237
>>59046322
>>59046325
(I'm not gay by the way)
>be gay
>set up pornhub account pretending to be some slag of instagram
>get hunky lads to send me pics of there dicks
>wank myself into a mad frenzy
>>59046138
giffgaff randomly goes down for like an entire day
>>59046321
Hey
Suddenly fucking boiling ree
>>59046333
>owning a tv
Just watch stuff online.
>literally nothing I can do outside today
Enjoy the nice weather and go for a stroll or something. Offer to buy a qt an ice cream and then chat her up
>>59046375
you already posted this one today x
think the anti drug posters are trolling but can't be sure
>>59046366
gifgaff is o2
just ate my cheeky magnum
>>59046228
But you can change your plan if you find you don't need all that data with giffgaff
>>59046315
Same. Fucking normies seem to have all the fun.
>>59046348
yeah well i didnt
>>59046375
Hot
>>59046394
Might fill the barh with cold water and lie in it
>>59046315
Got invited to a "party" by a 9/10 qt, but then as it got closer to the time of the party, she told me that people were apparently pulling out of going and it would only be me and her but that I should come anyway because it would be a lot of fun and she hadn't seen me outside uni before.
I didn't go.
considering going on another psychedelic bender but I'm not sure my sphincters can take it
we'll never be safe until the lannisters are defeated
>>59046371
Bi :3
>>59046421
Going to get an iced cream
Drinking a bottle of advocaat lads
>>59046397
>Just watch stuff online.
Yes, watch stuff on a fucking poxy 16 inch laptop screen like a fucking slob.
Do you live in squalor?
>>59046419
why dont they use 1 name
>>59046482
bit reddit mate
>>59046522
So disgusting.
lads will we get to genocide muds or will they just outbreed us?
>>59046522
dick
thank goodness for ice
>>59046473
fucking idiot
>>59046567
Piss off.
>>59046575
no problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAQ5ShMIlg
T U N E
U
N
E A S Y
>>59046575
Vanilla, Cube or T?
>>59046550
i would have thought so too if I hadn't begun watching GoT
>>59046533
Giffgaff is lower priority so it's slower
>>59046315
Same, kinda
Normies started inviting me to parties when I went from a sheltered shy nerd into a full on stoner when I was 17. Went to 4 parties before I realised they're shit and normies are boring cunts. Only the last party I went to was fun because some lad full on decked a girl in the kitchen and knocked her out.
The parties mainly consisted of me sitting outside alone with a beer, waiting for the other stoners to arrive.
whipping my epidermis out
name something capitalism has done that has actually improved life from the early days before civilisation started.
and explain to me why it was uniquely capitalism and not state funded advances (so no life extending technologies from health and medicine )
>>59046607
vanilla
>>59046592
oh you're here, I can do it in person
thank you
Very interesting text
What happens at parties?
>>59046591
>a muslim poo in loo responds
>>59046677
degeneracy
>>59046559
>>59046568
What's wrong with advocaat lads
Don't you like eggs?
>the ginger is a Mexican
>the Paki is an Englishmen
What has this world come to...
>>59046583
Why? It was over an hour away and I'd have to spend the night there if I'd went.
>>59046677
talking
drinking
drug consumption
random pom added me on skype
>>59046712
sorry
>>59046712
sorry
>>59046702
You could have fuck
>>59046697
He's not an Englishman. He's a British-born Pakistani.
>>59046712
sorry
need to suck a boy's clit
>>59046697
>Ginger Mexicans
Spics and their tricks.
>>59046687
I'm black senpai.
>>59046677
>people sat around, mostly in the kitchen drinking Budweiser
>obnoxious EDM music blasting through some bodies Pill
>people smoking weed/cigs outside
That's literally it. You didn't miss out on much.
>>59046747
I could have fuck what?
>>59046803
girl
just watched the vice documentary on that suicide forest that was awful
having a baby
A couple of years ago, I got myself a bit of work as an extra on Game of Thrones, just in the background on some of the bigger scenes. As anyone who’s done this sort of work will know, it’s not that exciting, but the money isn’t bad, considering that you don’t really have to do much.
One of the worst things is that there’s a lot of waiting around doing nothing while the crew set stuff up. Generally speaking, the proper cast - as opposed to the extras - all fuck off and sit in a trailer to warm up and have a coffee, while the rest of us wait around outside.
On one of these occasions, we’d been standing around doing nothing for about half an hour, so out of boredom I decided to have a wander around. That’s when I noticed Maisie Williams just on her own, leaning up against a wall. I wasn’t going to try anything on, she just looked liked she had nobody to talk to, and I thought it would be cool to say hi to her, so I walked over.
She didn’t notice me at first, so I just said “Hi”, which made her look up. I didn’t even get the chance to say another word before she looked at me with this look of utter disgust on her face and shouted out in a sarcastic tone of voice “What? Seriously?”
I was completely taken aback and just stuttered “I.. I just thought…” She took a pace towards me, raising her voice and said “You thought WHAT? Thought I’d suck your dick?”
By now I’m mortified, just opening and closing my mouth, but she gets even louder and starts making this sort of whooping siren noise and shouting “PEDO ALERT, PEDO ALERT.” (I’m about three years older than her by the way.)
I step back, but she’s still advancing on me making this whooping noise, until a couple of guys from the crew arrived. One of them said something to her, and other led me away, just saying “Don’t worry mate, it’s not you, it’s not you.” I didn’t get in any trouble, just steered clear her for the rest of the time I was working there.
>>59046813
If you knew what I looked like, you wouldn't be saying that.
>>59046824
>tfw its an absolute pain in the cunt to get to so I didn't go
>>59046783
why are you getting pissed then i wasnt talking about nigs?
>>59046826
want to violently choke the one on the right as I enter her from behind
One full year since I last met the oneitis IRL
BEEing myself for 27 years didn't work
what's next?
>>59046847
as in you're really ugly or really fit?
>>59046841
>tfw /brit/ is growing up
>>59046841
Rashette
>>59046843
you literally typed this out why
>>59046873
pay up
just think, someone born in 2000 or after has posted in /brit/ today
>>59046873
Have you tried being a bee?
>>59046651
No '10/10'?
>>59046921
just reported all of them
>>59046880
I'm a scrote.
>>59046851
why there exactly? pretty far out of the way for an englishman right?
>>59046872
Same
I still think about her every day and I can barely remember her face lmao. I've never met somebody so perfect, I'll never meet a girl like her again. Might as well kill myself.
>>59046873
Whatever you thought was the proper way to go, do the opposite regardless of the risk.
>>59046315
I'm a 28yo virgin and I've been to loads of parties
>>59046921
I was born in 2012
>>59046567
It's 50-50 at this point.
>>59046961
you mean keep up a charade for the rest of my life?
>>59046961
Also known as the "Costanza's Philosophy."
>>59046959
I am so called "Japlad"
>>59046921
I was only born in September 1997
How does that make you feel?
A mere child on your super secret underground website
>>59046863
>Muds
>I wasn't talking about blacks
Shut up Hans
cya
whats a good non obvious place to visit in yankistan
>the city of London
>>59046873
You're not supposed to be yourself. You're supposed to be someone else until people are too invested in you to drop you so easily, then you be yourself once they're stuck with you.
>>59045520
how do you know she ignored that rule?
>>59046677
Uni parties is a mix of people doing ket, MD and coke
Barely any drinking because it's long ting to carry around booze with you especially for a party with a few hundred people there
Then you just go around chatting shit to people, dancing, and smoking both inside and outside
>>59047008
>go to report you
>realise you are allowed to be here
moot
>>59047007
i was mad because i had trouble understanding the old man even though i've studied so long. haven't slept enough
>>59047029
Virginia, the scenery is comfy af imo
>>59046990
Suck my cock weebfag
>>59046843
Who was the guy who told you it wasn't your fault.
We just beat the Czechs lads
>>59047034
why does transport for london matter so much
>>59046925
I'd like to be a bee
>>59047062
>see some guy pissing me off in a video game
>his name ends in "97"
>"stupid fucking kid shouldn't even be playing this game"
>realise it's not 2010 anymore
>realise people born in 1997 aren't 12 anymore
What is this feel
>>59047059
>long ting
Yeah fuck off, you can reveal your name is Humphrey and you're from Surrey now.
>>59047154
Yeah that's me mate, wearing my retro addidas jacket too haha
and the appeal of cock rings is?
>>59047078
wouldn't want to get aids thank you
>>59047139
Because he is the mayor of london
>>59047139
You start with the little things and then work your way up.
Everything white must be destroyed.
>>59047017
muds are muslims as in mudslimes you faggot
of course you subhuman ape cant process this information
>>59047182
doesn't go soft cause traps blood
if you weren't born in september or october it probably means your parents were unemployed degenerates when you were conceived
>>59047182
Keeps willy harder
>>59047182
its supposed to keep you hard/er
>>59047182
>he isn't privy to the penis aestheticism movement
>>59047209
>>59047242
>>59047252
ah ok thanks
>>59047182
keeps you willy looking very thick and veiny
>>59047225
>employed people can only have sex at Christmas
little plankton
>>59047189
>doesn't want to get aids
>is a fag
>>59047206
>I say muds and mudslime instead of muzzie and muslim aren't I smart
>>59047225
>tfw born in November
>tfw was probably conceived on Valentine's
>>59047225
>tfw born in September to an unemployed 17 year old mother and a 20 year old father
>>59047307
statistically
why don't US special forces assassinate all officials in north korea and slowly introduce their population into the outside world
>>59047029
New Orleans is fun, I really enjoyed it there and would recommend. You can also go into Louisiana to see wild gators, slave plantations and so forth. The people are very friendly too, much friendlier than Chicago.
People need to understand everyone loves them. They are beautiful and have a great life. Its sad how people bully others. Its sad how people fight each other. Why cant you learn to love someone for what they are? Not how they look or dress. Everyone is worth something, Everyone is a someone. If your going through depression heres my advice. Everything gets better, hang around the people you love you and care for you. Your worth everything. Your skin isnt paper, dont cut it. Your face isnt a book, dont judge it. Let your self shine through. Dont be a person you dont wanna be. We love you.️
>>59047374
i shouldn't need to tell you why that won't work
>>59047374
America wants NK so they can build bases right on China's border, China doesn't want that which is why China usually defends NK.
>looking at cars on AutoTrader
>person who listed it can't spell or use basic grammar
Ahh yes, very impressive. Can't wait to purchase from you and sign in crayon.
>having sex at any other time except the holiday celebrating the birth of our lord
kys
>>59047374
Because it's in the best interest of the rest of the region, and the US that the Norks stay the way are.
>>59047424
unusual pagan practice you've developed there
says here only 15% of /brit/ is white christain
My mum types everything in all caps and it's really annoying. She basically never takes caps lock off, all her texts, all her emails, all her messages, all her passwords, fucking everything is in all caps and text speech. Drives me fucking mad, literally what is the fucking point?
Any Starbucks man here
What should I get, have no clue about coffee but I want one
does anyone even know why the swede does this lol
>>59047551
White British people aren't real christians anyway
>>59047551
Probably less than that, don't know a single person that unironically believes in the magic sky man that created the world and his son who got nailed to a plank of wood irl.
>snapchatting some guy from uni
>he begging to see pussy
>not told him don't have one
What do lads.
>>59047600
dated a british girl she cheated on him therefore he is getting revenge by posting on a british general on a laotian car sales forum
>Khan is a great man and him being muslim won't change anything you fucking racists!
>Instantly starts removing whites from things and replacing them with muslims
Ah yes.
>>59047636
tend a pic of your limp dick
>>59047636
play along
get him to send you pics
send them to his friends
>when you want to eat a green apple but your collection only consists of red apples
>>59047599
Just buy a different one every week until you find one.
>Yanks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523
>>59047678
Red apples are shit lmao
>>59047494
>christmas is pagan
>>>/r/atheism
literally 9 months from anunciation
>>59047663
He should just create more jobs on the TFL board and only advertise them to muslims
>>59047636
youre turbogay btw
>>59047636
Snapchat him your cock, obviously.
>>59047689
find one you like*
>Battlefield 1
>set in WW1
>black man on the cover
OH MY GOD
WHY? WHY DO THEY DO THIS SHIT?
>>59047678
are said apples from your ripe collection, or unripe collection?
>>59047670
I'd just have to hope i never see him on campus then
>>59047674
How do you do that without them being told screenshotted?
>>59047713
Think i care?
>>59047715
might do that desu
>>59047634
This desu
>>59047739
>what is a history book
>>59047705
It absolutely is pagan
>>59047689
No I want one that I like now
>>59047874
Just get one of the ice ones
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