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Live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>What is Battle of Nations?
The Battle of the Nations is an international historical medieval battles world championship, first held in 2009, in Kharkiv, Ukraine and held in Europe, in April, every year since.
It is a full contact competition using metal weapons and a standardized list of rules. National teams compete in several standard events, with all being full contact - no stage reenactment battles are included.
Teams from up to 25 countries have entered the tournaments.
>What did you miss?
UK vs Argentina
UK vs France
Finn possibly breaking a Argentinian's spine with a poleaxe.
Come support your countries!
Discuss the battles and your countries armour and tactics!
>>59044798
He's in the hospital, doing okay.
Memelord has arrived
>>59044785
>that pic
Lewd
FEATHERMAN WHEN
Are there any free for all events lads?
The french are fucking savages
France is top-5 in this year.
Canada get rekt
Oh hey it was the RULE BRITANNIA guy.
Canada hev 2 russians too.
ANAL RAPE INBOUND
>>59044822
can u post the webm with the finish rage?
>>59044822
can he feel his arms again? yesrerday he said he paralyzed
>>59044857
Not really, they do occasionally do mass battles with participants on both sides from all counties. Usually it's russia vs rest
>>59044785
C U T E
U
T
E
its slav time
LEAFS about to get SLAV'D
>>59044800
They have the tryhardness and macho hubris of Slavs without actually being intimidating to back it up. I live in London and I've never encountered one that was remotely scary, and I'm not even a big guy.
New thread to celebrate the Perfidious Albion's defeat !
Holy shit you can't stop Russia.
>>59044905
You mean the headbutting guy? It's in the last thread, I think.
>>59044785
LEAFLETS GOT LIBERATED
Russians are fucking brutal
>>59044891
Rule Francia* now
>>59044905
If you mean the neck one, here you go.
>Mongol'd
go Canada, it's like hockey, push them
>>59044639
> mfw played college ball and Baylor had a 400 pound tight end and our defense would just run away instead of trying to tackle him
Good thing he played guard most of the time
2 days ago, they bantered us...now...it's our turn...!
why are new world cunts allowed to participate? they don't even have authentic flags
>a leaf
>>59044891
We need a comparing picture.
Before / After Patay.
that russian running away, I'm sure it will look good on his gopro
>>59045000
It's sport tourney for fun. Not authentic re-enactment lad.
notice how the russian team doesn't have any polearms or big lardmonsters, they just use teamwork and technique to down everyone
This looks extremely painful. Is their armor padded?
Ukraine - Poland
>>59045028
He ran away to land a flying kick later, he's a genius
>>59045000
It was really better looking when it was the flag of Québec.
>>59045000
if they're not allowed then Italy, the Ukraine, and Germany shouldn't either, desu
Seeing these qt's in these dresses is giving me twf no gf
Fuck they are cute
>>59044919
now that I think about it there really aren't that many physically strong sandpeople that I know of, even here they got apprehended by 50 yearold dudes with umbrelas and selfie sticks when commiting a knife attack.
>>59045036
who made you the expert
>>59045055
For you
>>59045059
ANNEX'D
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>>59045055
Hopefully not, where's the fun in that.
>>59045055
They're big guys.
>>59045000
Switzerland should be banned since you've been neutral for nearly 400 years
>>59045059
>Пoтный мyжик
lel
>>59045070
I would love to see this.
not bad for newcomers leafs put up a good fight
>>59045055
Yes.
why aren't these faggits properly jousting?
unsubscribed
>Wish you luck in the next round
>When they're out of the tournament
Really fucking rubbing it in, eh?
>>59045068
why not? these were all medieval nations, but the new world was just indians living in shit huts
>>59044998
meh, I wish we could feel toward them what they feel toward us.
life is empty
>>59045109
swiss mercs supplied european wars for centuries in medieval times
>>59045054
They do, in 21x21 russian team has like 12 people with poleaxes, it's actually their main weapon.
>>59045109
they serve as the guard to the pope tho so they must be doing something right.
>>59045121
I'll find the article for you. give me a minute
>>59045055
yes, that's why all of them are so fat. it's extremely padded.
many are fat but it's a lot of padding.
>>59045095
Historical armor was in fact quite snug and tight fitting. These fat silhouettes aren't what they appear like in scripture and historical effigies or whatever.
>those belarusian armors
literally KHAN'D
WHERE IS MY BRACKET?
>play israeli team
>wallet missing afterward
>David won
t.Goliath
Belarussians must be in the big hangover today.
>>59045175
yeah 21x21 is a whole different sport compared to this 5x5 where there is actually room for maneuver
>Morgulis
>>59045149
a German "national" team is completely unrealistic. There wasn't a single war involving medieval Germans or Italians where there weren't multiple German or Italian nations on both sides fighting each other. Also the Ukrainian national identity is pretty new, I'd say probably newer than the American identity. Same thing with the Austrians too, they considered themselves German up until around the 1950s.
What the hell is Israel?
BOOOLAN!111111
Slava ukraine
Ukraine vs Poland boys its happening
>>59045279
Dark Elves.
>israel
>they're all imported slavs
>>59045265
>holy roman empire
erry time
>>59045279
knights of jerusalem/knights templar
Israeli team had almost all-Slav members wth
>>59045279
There are russians in there team.
valar morghulis
>>59045121
managed to find the hebrew version,
http://www.mako dot co dot il/news-military/security-q4_2015/Article-0067d7b33af5051004.htm
the selfie stick dude is an hebrew only article tho.
>>59045306
Many Jews in Israel immigrated from Russia
>>59045265
brits no longer have a national identity, where does that leave you?
>>59045265
Based Scotland/Venice and (especially them) Ferrara
Is that guy bleeding?
Captain jop
gonna be hard
>>59045358
nah he's thinking
>>59045358
he was fighting m8, just medieval stuff
>>59045358
Not his blood
>>59044785
You need a relevant image next time
I've never met an estonian who wasn't an idiot desu
GO POLEN KILL THOSE BANDERA WORSHIPERS
can't wair for the future when this and Halo XII is on TV instead of handegg and football
oy vey annuda wolyn
UPA UPA UPA UPA
cuckraine lol
> ded poles
>>59045408
>relevant image
>battle of nations watermark in bottom right corner
please think again when u start calling bestonia an idiot
>>59044785
>another big guy shadders someones spine with a poleaxe
these thing should be banned desu
MEDIC
>>59045341
Google translated that pretty well, that's hilarious.
>be terrorist
>get HANNUKAH'D
>>59045408
Taken on the festival grounds next to the area desu. Here's a more pleasing image for you, my european equal.
>>59045444
You bet your ass if they put this on TV I'd watch it.
GG UPA rekt us
>bolan as bad as 600 years ago
>ukraine 1 vs poland 2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fugg they shouldn't have drank so much last night
USA USA USA
USA USA
awww shieeet that was embarasingly fast
JYYY ES EI
JYY ES EI
JYY ES EI
JYY ES EI
ITALY VS MURRICA NOW
>KRAINED
U.S.A.
Is any scandic country in?
USA
USA
USA
>>59045578
that's what she said
>>59045522
>dolan shield
KEK
>>59045562
that thas your third string team against there 2 string one so it's okay
>>59045522
>equal
Why were the medics called? What happened?
URINE VS USA
SLAVES VS MASTERS
YOU ASS GAY
YOU ASS GAY
YOU ASS GAY
>>59045592
Danes have a team. If you want to consider Finland as Scandic, then them aswell.
get ready for Burgerknights
>>59045605
kek
>>59045218
Not only wallet.
>>59045605
oh shit lol
>>59045615
Somebody have low hp
which is the shitty USA team?
>>59045516
yeah all kinds of lousy shit happened in the past half year, there was one guy who hit the pali with a guitar when he was trying to get away.
>>59045605
Oh fucking hell
>>59045682
The fat ones.
No Russians for once
Just one Polack American
the burgers changed their shinny helmets
>>59045683
Quickly, TO THE MARKETPLACE!
The americans are twice the size of the italians
>>59045605
>Dolan to the face
Adding insult to injury
>american pulls out gun
>>59045688
>guy who hit the pali with a guitar when he was trying to get away
"Guitar Hero" got completely new meaning now.
>>59045708
>>59045683
>>59045667
>>59045643
of course there will be memes at an event like this, it's like the world cup of autism after all
DEATH TO AMERICA
>>59045774
that's the actual pun that was used by the walla news page on facebook lmao
some of those helmets doesn't look very safe desu, lots of openings
dat italian endurance
hi where are burgers
>>59045810
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>59045823
There's plate under the chain mail
and they can't thrust so the risk is reduced to lose an eye or such
>>59045683
Kind of sad Serbs and Bulbashi got really weak this year.
>>59045836
probably debating whether to switch sides
>the big Americans
>>59044785
lmao "look at these BIG americans"
>>59045915
fuck
>the BIG Americans
>>59045877
Or a broken spine
Make fun of the burgers all you want, but they cleaned the table
>shitaly
>>59045915
keks
>>59045934
>>59045939
>>59045957
4 Italians
>Russia 2 vs France 1
Oh shit
>big americans KEK
>big guys
>ameriknights
>do you think that size helps?
lmoa
>>59045961
that never happens :^)
>Russia-France
What if we...?
of course the USA's main team is completely tanks
4u
>asking Americans about the size
> kurwa-ina
> kurwa-ina
> kurwa-ina
Lol, the way he laughed when was asked about the most challenging opponent.
>>59046031
impossible n'est pas français
>>59046031
get rekt?
>>59046031
surrender before the fight?
>>59046098
seems likely
wish this thing was more popular everywhere so the competition would be a proper one
>>59046130
we ain't swiss senpai
>>59046130
Delet, my neutral friend
>>59046098
delet
>>59046031
Leave Russia to us.
>>59046031
F R I E D L A N D
HOLD FAST
>>59046152
We haven't surrendered in over 200 years :^)
fug D-}:
>>59046172
o-obelix ?
even with the black knight we lost GG
>>59046200
your sister surrendered to me yesterday in bed desu
what you drinking lads?
Kurva ya perdole
>>59046214
Dontos.
>>59046253
your sis
>>59046253
my saliva
>>59046253
Coffee
>>59046149
Five years later, the intrigue will appear.
>>59046272
>kurva
>>>/czechy/
>>59046253
Chilled glass of free range Somalian semen
Who's hosting this year?
Please beat the shit out of the danes, Lats
>>59046308
In 5 years, we'll send saracens I'm afraid
>>59046328
Czechs, held in Prague.
>>59046272
pls no bully pedopol
he'll start posting dead babies again
match for potato now
>>59045522
>>59045605
I bet melonpan is behind this.
do russians watch and/or have rugby or american football leagues? seems like those sports would be up their alley
>Argentinies
>>59046353
>pls no bully pedopol
>he'll start posting dead babies again
>>59046395
russians have a few rugby clubs and a so so national team
Can't they hit the legs with the poleaxes? seems like it'll do the trick.
Noice trip there
>>59046395
No, this sport is virtually unknown in post-soviet countries.
>that guy trying to pick up his weapon in the middle of a fight
>>59046395
I was in Russia a few months ago and they had NFL games on tv with Russian announcers. No idea what the viewership is.
>>59046395
No. Hockey and football are most popular sports.
>>59046437
Back of knee isn't allowed
If our team was bigger they would rekt this shit. they are the only ones using tactics
>>59046253
vine ofc
>>59046478
what about the lower part? or using the axe bit to pull their legs from behind when facing them?
>the tinysh fighter
>Argentina
>german black eagle
Argentiny
Evasion +20
Man, I miss LA. They had some great Argentinian restaurants.
>>59046476
>football
you mean soccer?
THAT FUCKING ARGIE
Frogs are gonna become sad frogs soon
>>59046614
kek
nazi gold financed this
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>>59046601
>>59046524
t. argento barbosa
>>59046476
and the hockey league is going bankrupt lel you guys suck
how did Moldova do ?
>what's your secret?
>we have a lot of big guys
>>59046663
Weapons like this are probably bannned due to the hooks being pretty dangerous. Cool picture otherwise, thnx senpai.
Noooo france plz win
it's napoleonic wars all over again
NERF RUSSIA
VIVE LA FRANCE
this is painful to watch
>we have a lot of big guys
Vladimir Stoliarov, what a typical French name
>>59046681
Lost a few, won a few. Not 2 bad.
uuuuurg...I don't want to watch it
But russians can't be knights, they have no honor..
>>59046793
it's ogre
France is so shit
"""""""""""""""""""franch""""""""""""""""""" team
>>59046814
>norge
>>59046829
>getting so salty because we rekt you
Top kek
>>59046829
It's more Russia being 2 stronk
>>59046829
France actually wasn't that awful. It was medicore. Just like english team.
>>59046814
>knights
>honor
>>59046870
>>59046846
Shut up and watch us win.
>Russian the only one that can't speak English
of course
> interviewer is roosky
France never learns with Russia.
only solace now is to see usa get rekt by ukkraine
>>59046829
Butthurt because we buttfucked you
>>59046839
Only one of them is not French
French are doing it wrong. Why they are splitting and fighting 1 on 1 with Russians? They have no chance.
>uk
>full of toilet cleaners
>>59046839
The only questionable one is Vlad
>>59046839
Well, only the first one isn't french it seems.
btw, why did they sometimes type "First Name, Nam" and sometimes the opposite ?
>>59046893
No. That was a first our interview woth translator. Few people from other teams can't speak too.
>mfw I will never have a cute slav interviewer asking me things
>>59046890
Against Czechies ? Not difficult.
>>59046916
1812 all over again :'DDD
>>59046839
>franch
RULE BRITANNIA
I didn't know they had booty shorts in europe
>>59046893
>question in english vladu understund it
>cant spiek english
pliaze polak
>>59046916
that's called honor anon
sweatyman.gif
"""""""""""""""""""UK""""""""""""""""""" team
>>59047052
are you havin a stroke lad
RULE
>>59047039
We call them bum tubes.
>>59047039
I didn't know they had clothes in eastern europe.
>>59047090
>Truelove
Lewd
>>59047090
>Pasha Truelove
>>59047039
even pur jailbait highschoolers wear them. I'm *this* close to rape ever summer
>>59047088
the fuck are you saying
>>59047089
more pls
uk will win
post more
RUUULLLEEEEE
>>59047103
BRITANNIA
![Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-Que-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dtLVtI1.jpg "Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-Que-02[1]")
>Team U.K
>lukasz kowal
>Nikolaj Malnac
>Oleg Jugai
>Pavel Zhunev
>Pawel Kurzak
>Vjaceslavs Verdins
>>59047088
When you have MMA fighters, I don't think you know the very definition of "honor".
god damn over emotional anglos
>>59047143
Why do you think UK won more than one fight?
>>59047090
RUSSIA STRONK!
>>59045614
You're right, Estonia is being too humble
You're all disgusting muzzies unlike my Baltic-Nordic Aryan brethren
>>59047143
All traditional British names
>>59047169
Pretty sure that guy was Polish
>>59047143
>>59047090
I'm not fucking watching this shit
Fuck off
>>59047088
That's called bad tactick.
>>59047180
i need milk
>>59047143
As of 2014 , 790,000 people born in Poland were estimated to be resident in the UK, and there is a wider population of British Poles, including the descendants of over 200,000 immigrants who settled in the UK after World War II.
>>59047216
god damn over emotional slavs!
>australia doing better than us
our guys should just have rushed in them and hoped momentum helped them fall one or two ruskie
i don't think we even eliminated one
Will Pepik shrek our boipussis?
Is Aussie 1 kill?
>Ukraine-France
Stop pls, we can't handle slavic banter
>>59047255
>Irwin
That fucker is still alive!
>>59047234
I love all French cuisine expect French dressing. It tastes too weird for me. Maybe it's just the American mass produced versions that suck.
>Russians
>>59047287
You guys need horses, then you'd be tied for 1st with Poland.
Let's do it Pepiki.
We need new thread braty
>giant pepik
we're fucked
NEW THREAD >>59047358
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>>59047156
1) Idk about this year but in the last year there were very few mma fighters.
2) It isn't forbidden and nothing stops you to do the same. Look at Ukraine, they are strong as fuck too.
>>59047255
In russian team 3 name ukranian, and where is your god now?
>>59047235
>tfw my toilets are clogged for real.
have to pee in the sink and shit in the cat litter
send pole
>>59046940
>btw, why did they sometimes type "First Name, Nam" and sometimes the opposite ?
amateurs at work who don't really give attention to details
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