Going to cancel my date for Tuesday (edition)
Ninja Kyary best Kyary
>>59042323
why
ORDAH ORDAH
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>59042323
/lat/+/anime/
>>59025178
>>59042307
Meaning of “psychoactive substance” etc
(1)In this Act “psychoactive substance” means any substance which—
(a)is capable of producing a psychoactive effect in a person who consumes it, and
(b)is not an exempted substance (see section 3).
(2)For the purposes of this Act a substance produces a psychoactive effect in a person if, by stimulating or depressing the person’s central nervous system, it affects the person’s mental functioning or emotional state; and references to a substance’s psychoactive effects are to be read accordingly.
(3)For the purposes of this Act a person consumes a substance if the person causes or allows the substance, or fumes given off by the substance, to enter the person’s body in any way.
>repost because OP fucked my shit up
leelee
>>59042415
o shit
>>59042389
It's gotten to the point that it's not about a relationship or sex anymore, it's just about getting a reaction out of the person
Unhealthy
Off to the park
>>59042415
o shit waddup
Off to the park
>http://pastebin.com/sPK3MSa9
these were the good old days
>>59042323
good edition, good image.
not getting sore the morning after working out anymore lads
what do i do to ensure that i'm in pain the next day?
My hair and skin look awful and I need to go outside reeeeeeeeeeeee
yein tho?
Alright lads, I'm 19, kind of fucked up my life and I have no direction. I have two options.
1. Continue with my shitty apprenticeship which I hate with a fucking passion, working 8 hours a day for £140 a week, which goes up to minimum wage after in like 7 months.
OR
2. Go back to college, actually try to do the work this time around and get a part time job, which will probably pay more than the apprenticeship. Also with this one I could potentially get a gf. I'm leaning more towards this one.
>fuckingham cuntshits
>>59042492
crude
>>59042242
It's a fact that the heat fries an Anglos brain.
Put an Anglo in Spain and he turns into a chav
Put an Anglo in Australia and he becomes a bogan.
Put an Anglo in the yank south and he becomes a redneck.
Put an Anglo in Canada and he becomes a polite weedman.
bbbbb
katie x
>see blue flashing lights in your mirror
>pull over to the side of the road
>see this approaching
wat do
>>59042464
Literally like a month ago
ugly children make the best for building roads
dont ask me why - just one of those strange things I've noticed
>>59042478
why don't you complete your apprenticeship. and then switch, that way you have a back up, once you lose motivation to do work at college, as you inevitably will you useless cunt.
oi ed show us the date
>>59042478
If you finish apprenticeship, so long as you like your field you got it in you'll do better than just going and getting A-levels. If you don't enjoy it, fuck it and get a-levels before you trapped in career for life
>>59042492
>saint totteringham's day is gonna still happen this year
Will be fucking glorious
Why does it take my mum literally all day to clean the house? She's been cleaning the bathroom for 3 hours now, I just don't get it, it'd take me 30 minutes max.
wish it was christmas so my family wouldn't think im weird for buying a nutcracker
little do they know, it'll be my nuts that are getting cracked
>>59042525
KEV! MY NIGGA
>>59042569
>>59042567
>Living with mummy and daddy
Do not swear! Allah see all!
>hear knock on your door
>go to answer it
>see this
what do
What's a good documentary lads?
I like mystery, though nothing that's too out there.
>>59042460
Is it scooter accessible?
>>59042478
You've fucked your life up?
No. I've fucked my life up.
I'm 19 and haven't done anything since dropping out of my final year of high school.
What trade are you in?
>>59042619
the silk road one on bbc was pretty good
>>59042619
also interested in this
*busts your balls*
*balls your bust*
>>59042620
I am not fucking three years of age
you guys are cool
21 and can still only grow bumfluff
fucking jews putting estrogen in our food
The British flag if Britain had been a colony as part of the British empire
*sucks your bust*
>>59042679
thx
add me on msn
>>59042619
Pretty much anything by Louis Theroux.
>>59042569
I auditioned for a part in the Nutcracker
I got really confused when they asked how much ballet experience I had, and they kicked me out when I asked at what point they were going to obliterate my bollocks.
Bored of transfer matrices now, might get baked and play dark souls instead.
>>59042679
It's actually very hot right now.
>>59042676
he's talking about a mobility scooter mate not your kid's toy
>>59042629
>lol I'm 19 and my life is fucked XD
Mans putting in the graveyard shift
>>59042702
good lad
>>59042430
>gotten
Fuck off yank
Go anyway m8
>>59042713
stay chill for me
>>59042619
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imposter_(2012_film)
Very well made with a good deal of murkiness
>>59042676
Your mind is.
>>59042713
good post
>>59042714
also a good post (for a yank)
>Two buses and a fuel tanker have collided on a major highway in Afghanistan killing 73 people, a health ministry spokesman has told the BBC.
bit grim
>>59042755
POO
>>59042702
dank souls xD
>>59042620
as long as you bring your raving shoes, yes
>>59042679
give us your lunch money kid
i used to be outgoing and have friends when i was a kid
i don't know how in christ's name i managed it, but i know i did
*eats you*
hehehe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36241794
who here /lonely childhood/
>>59042686
going to have to agree with this
>>59042771
>Afghanistan
who?
>>59042722
good post, i needed that. thanks x
>>59042695
OH MY GOD!
just watched the khan canelo fight lads
>lol I'm 19 and my life is fucked XD
>>59042755
>with a good deal of murkiness
Like your country.
But nah thanks, I've heard about it. I'll check the trailer out again.
is /cum/ the worst general across all of 4chan?
>>59042844
good post, i needed that. thanks x
>>59042822
oil or something i heard idk
>yanks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523
>tfw my mum still hides the chocolate from me
i'm 27 years old ffs
>>59042771
brit and aus posters were always my favorite on kpg btw
>>59042863
yes, on /int/ at least
sophie
>>59042863
guarantee you'll find something worse if you go to /mlp/ or one of those weeaboo boards
>>59042863
No /balt/ + /Ausnz/ is.
>>59042863
the swedish one is pretty bad too, don't think it beats /cum/ though
>>59042838
yeah lad goldsmith lost
alri
>>59042863
yes
>>59042863
Yes. You not only have the leaves and the y*nks, but also some sort of Spaniard.
Everything about that is terrible.
penis in anus
>>59042613
>>59042613
>>59042613
We're all in here
>>59042910
she doesn't slap up well to be honest, she looks fitter when she's dressed normally
bit bored of mammalian territory-status games
hitting some good vape lads
>>59042863
/deutsch/ is rather hostile and sverige is shit too.
>>59042921
fuck you
>>59042863
never go to trash my man
>>59042937
goodnight amir
>>59042897
that image is unnervingly accurate
>>59042931
kek
>>59042781
feel like I should have got more recognition for this post tbqh
>>59042619
If you're cold like me put on Happy People: A Year in the Taiga by Herzog and curl up in a blanket.
>>59042894
My mum hides deodorants from me until I finish the old ones.
feels bad to waste such a nice day indoors
>>59042921
/ausnz/ used to be good until /balt/ and a few aussies started merging the two generals.
>>59042931
>that image is unnervingly accurate
Binged And Then There Were None lads, it was very good. Cast were brilliant and it didn't deviate from the books by a huge amount. Wish the ABC could make series like the BBC :-/
Hilo Latino?
More like - Hello twat I know!!
*exits and returns with an 5 minutes span of time*
>>59042897
>Poo Peeland only amber
kek, crushedchurch on pooicide watch
>ahh yess i have an idea!
>let's get together a bunch of snowy autists, fat scooter deluxes, chicanos and real spics and form a general!
In Mad Max why do they call petrol "guzzoline"?
Do you cunts call it "gasoline" like a dirty yank?
>>59043019
go outside then
Singularity soon lads
Just left the house Jesus Christ this is fucking unbearable
UNA
>>59042931
top kek
>>59043019
naw just getting plumper
>>59042954
maybe lads
>>59042547
>>59042540
I enjoy working there, there's always shit to do so time flies, I just hate the absurdly long commute and the guys that work there use me as slave labour. When I started it was only supposed to be 7 hours a day, but the cheeky bastard increased it by an hour so I could go in before everyone else, get all the machines ready and then close down all the machines after everyone's left, so they'd only have to come in later and then go home earlier. Can't wait to leave so they have to start getting up early and leaving late again the rats. REEEEEEE
>>59042629
I dropped out of college at 17 because I was very childish and one teacher really pissed me off once so I stormed out of the class and never went back. Sat on my arse wanking and smoking weed for a year. Met a qt, tried really hard to improve my life in order to be more appealing to her, grabbed at the first apprenticeship I was offered. Got rejected by the qt. Now I'm here. I don't even know what field the apprenticeship is in, I make lenses for people's glasses at some lab, so if I complete it I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
>>59043019
iktf
I just went outside for a few minutes tho. 2hot4me.
>>59043074
There might be bears
need a thick gf
>>59043085
don't start
back from a 4 hour walk
>>59042897
I care more about what happens in New Zealand than any of Europe.
TANG?
>>59043061
nah they just didn't want to confuse yank audiences
sad that we have to alter our dialect so that they'll understand it desu, they're like toddlers
>>59043074
and do what?
>tfw went through a turbo autist phase years ago and watched mlp
>>59042985
really isn't
>>59043035
not an argument
>>59043108
need a thick bf
>>59043122
that's a big divine mandate
>>59043076
Think science may have gone a bit too far with this one.
>I make lenses for people's glasses at some lab
>>59043128
>they had to change the name of the first harry potter book for yanks
fucking ridiculous.
>>59042900
Kiss me you savage from across the seas.
>>59043111
that's a big walk
>>59043137
tf? im ashamed of watching naruto and bleach
mlp? bro...
>>59043143
>150 french people die
>everybody on autism media changes their pic to a french flag
>millions die in Iraq/Afghanistan/Syria
>nobody gives a shit
pretty accurate
>I care more about what happens in New Zealand than any of Europe.
>>59043083
>leaving the house
There's you're mistake maate
>>59043137
me too
i even drew fan art
>>59043178
>tfw we (leaves) get the brit version
>labour
VERY diverse
>>59043130
just call a few mates, get some food, some drinks maybe sit in the garden of a pub. go to the park, smoke a few joints. anything
If you aren't absolutely sweltered right now, you aren't white. This level of heat in Inhumane.
>>59042910
What a huge fucking melon. Would not bang.
>>59043178
why though? never got that
had a sex dream last night and of course I am now horny as fuck
>>59043182
smooches
>>59043059
I could maybe see yank and leaf working as a merger, but why the fucking Mexicans?
>>59043160
For Song.
>>59043099
Yes but if you don't complete it people will ask why you haven't completed it.
If you start something it is nearly always better to finish it. It does not look good if you do otherwise.
>>59043226
please, delete this and your life
watching the latest facialabuse lads
>>59043221
>26
>inhumane
fuck off sven
>>59043229
yanks don't know what "philosopher" means
>>59043247
the absolute WORST yank posters are chicanos too. They are so unfunny and fucking annoying. Hope trump kicks them out.
>>59043221
Imagine wrapping a big thick blanket around yourself.
>>59043250
So I'm stuck
brb
Killing self
>>59043160
>it's 25 degrees
lads I can't believe it haha it feels like it's about 12 degrees what is going on
it's fucking cloudy and shit out
>>59043229
Publishers said no one in America would want to pick up a book with the word "philosopher" on the cover
10C lads
am FUCKING FREEZING
just popping in to check up on the lads in the middle of a wank
lol i just kicked my blankets off suckers
>>59043335
haha alri
>mum is making tomato soup again
>>59043229
Apparently Americans don't know what a philosopher is.
It makes sense, thinking is an alien concept for them.
>>59043335
jizz in my mouth :3
>>59043256
I would just barely let her suck me while I watch NHL play-offs, have snus in the attic and drink beer
Who's the best mobile contract provider?
>>59043370
hopefully she makes grilled cheese too
>>59043366
>mohammed khan
ah yes, very impressive
>>59043366
>no zealand
haha
>>59043370
Is that your mum? She's pretty hot desu
Boiling my fanny off lads
>>59043366
the other map was better
>>59043288
You aren't stuck at all you fat nerd. Finish what you started. If you are meant to be there for seven hours and he's making you work extra, gather evidence of that (timesheets) and take them to the owner with your contract. Ask to be compensated for that, or speak to an employment lawyer.
Or alternatively drop out and have nothing on your CV apart from huge, inexplicable gaps.
>>59043366
bit racist against greenland 2bh :\
>>59043366
every time a tragedy happens in a muslim country islam caused it
>>59043366
>world of tragedy map according to the countries that would be most effected by a tragedy in those countries
>>59043375
america lol
>>59043366
>North Korea
>"Does that country exist?"
literally on the news all the fucking time
>so sweaty my shirt is stuck to my back
Hate this
>>59043342
I'm lying on my bed with every window and door open, laptop on stomach and completely naked.
Fuck the Sun.
>>59043366
grey: greenland
the runts will be sweltering in this heat
.... especially since I closed all the vents in the runtshed, hahahahahaaha
>>59043366
Pretty sure everyone knows north korea exists
>>59043366
Muslims really believe they're the victims of everything
insane 2bh
All problems in life stem from social interaction desu
>>59042616
alri nige
>>59043467
>>96
>>59043406
Why do yanks call a toasty fried in a frying pan a "grilled cheese"?
>>59043456
>effected
>British flag
PAKI DETECTED
>go to britain
>it is 20 degrees
>feels like 35
>drenched
>unpleasant
literally like vietnam
TWO CANDLES
>>59043467
gonna be freezing here for the next 8 days
EVERYTHING IS BLOOMING COLD
move to one side of the bed COLD
move to other COLD
REEEEEE
Whoever posted that Botn thing, whats the rules for this? what makes a takedown a takedown?
I have a new found respect for Australians
How they can deal with temperatures above 25 degrees is beyond me. Absolute fucking heroes.
when i grow up i'm going to be a serial killer
>>59043514
the cheese is fried so idk, is toasty fried in a frying pan the way to go?
when i grow up i'm going to be a cereal killer
>>59043510
bit rude
>>59043462
Aww, I love you really.
>>59043544
Flipping over to the cold side of the bed is one of the best parts of winter lad, beats out watching movies in a /comfy/ blanket on the lounge for me tbqh
>>59043514
until I was 24 I thought a grilled cheese was literally just americans taking a big block of cheese and grilling it
It says alot about those fat fucks that i genuinely considered that possible
>>59043534
Set us some lad
im a radical centrist
>>59043573
They "deal with it" by being completely deranged.
>>59043573
I feel the same way about canadians
How it is possible to even consider stepping outside of the house at temperatures of -20c is beyond ME.
You're all rats in my experiment and im cognitively restructuring you all.
walking around the council estate with my top off because it's so hot lmao
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523
>>59043510
I'm not a fucking scouser, you cunt.
>>59043607
wait till you fry peanut butter and fluff(marshmallow)
>>59043607
lel, it's not that much of a stretch.
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>>59043642
>council estate
>outside mummy and daddy's summer house in shropshire
>>59043528
We are an island surrounded by the Atlantic ocean, obviously we have killer humidity.
It's worth it though to be separate from Europe.
>>59043573
It's not that bad tho, stop with this "omg its so hot cuz im british lelel" meme. 25 is perfect weather
im surprised the ol' americans eat fat meme is this strong but i get it
>>59043589
Civilised countries use a Breville.
>>59043702
>Shropshire - In the low-lying northwest of the county overlapping the border with Wales is the Fenn's, Whixall and Bettisfield Mosses National Nature Reserve, one of the most important and best preserved bogs in Britain.
>bogs
POO POO POO POO
>>59043734
do not reply to me you little ant
lovely warm breeze coming through the window
replies appreciated boys x
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160211
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160211
>americans cover sweet potatoes in marshmallow for thanksgiving
>>59043673
>No Spyda
>No Trigga
>No Bassman
discarded
Poleaboo wonders if the amusement park workers still think about him
>>59043607
To be fair, Halloumi is cooked over a BBQ, so it's not as absurd as you would think.
>>59043765
>Breville
too savage dont know what you mean
>Civilised countries use a Breville.
>>59043734
15 degrees is perfect weather you absolute madman.
Stop with the "not even hell is hot cos I'm Australian lel" meme. 25 degrees is objectively uncomfortably hot
if yanks bring five guys or in n out to australia ill never call them fat again
promise.
>>59043573
If I woke up in the middle of the day to 30 degree+ temperatures I probably wouldn't want to go out, but if you get up in the morning when it's cool and the temperature gradually builds during the day you don't really realise it until it hits 35+ or so.
haha did the australian say "poo" again haha never saw that coming
>>59043734
>tho
Fuck off yank.
>>59043802
i like sweet potatoes fried but whatever that desert is is damn good m8 especially when its cold
>>59043841
liar
>>59043839
no it really isn't. 25 is extremely comfortable i'm not even lying. 23 is perfect IMO.
>>59043734
I agree it is, but it caught me off guard and hungover today. Bare it mind it's almost double the temperature than it's been so far this year. I'm not the one complaining btw but I can understand why they are.
