lads edition
doing a poo
leeleelads
>>59031956
m8 if you saw the girl on the left, the state of her skin tells you she wears make up by the crate load hahahaha
savage hangover and didnt even have a good time last night lads
Josie woke early and can't get back to sleep
Kyary
>>59031995
i know that
Post what you're listening to:
this absolute classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs&list
>>59032132
I don't give a FUCK about Josie, no one here does. Just FUCK OFF
>>59032116
Well maybe now you can learn to find inner peace instead of drinking and drugging
Alright boys
Flatmate is fucking his girlfriend and I can hear her screaming again
Going to say something to him today, getting ridiculous now
Anzu
>>59032146
>>59032146
fuck off paki
seolhyun
>Hitler killed millions
>Genghis raped and killed millions
>Hitler is considered worse
>>59032155
Josie has a mind to reprimand you at the end of a glaive
>>59032146
next time don't completely fuck it up you stupid jf cunt
>>59032167
Ring the police, tell them she's screaming and yu think he's raping her
That'll get the message across
Who /going to Russia for free land/ here?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
home to mummy x
>>59032165
didnt even want to go out just a m8 i havent seen in ages was visiting my area so i had no excuse was complete shite just wanted to go home the whole time but couldnt get away
is this it for the english genus?
>>59032188
hitler was a good boy, he dindu nuffin
>get bummed out because qt hasnt messaged me and i am done messaging her first
>realise i just want her to message me so i can blow her off and seen zone her
hahahaha stopped giving a shit when i realised that tbqh lads
>>59032188
Hitler did it more recently. People in ancient times were savages, Hitler was a 20th century white guy. He should have known better
>>59032206
we should start a /brit/ colony
would be pretty based desu
>>59032224
Haha love seenzoning girls as well
Love being a cunt on tinder too
>>59032236
Nigger dictators are doing the same thing today.
Just with lower numbers and less coverage.
If he should have known better in 1939 - shouldn't a bunch of niggers know much much better in 2016?
>>59032248
this girl irritates me because i start conversations and so often i end up getting seen zoned eventually
i've seen zoned her a couple of times though and literally every time, without fail, she has messaged me within a day hahahaha
>>59032237
A log cabin in Siberia, kept inside nice and warm with supplies. All crowded around the fire with Spitfires in hand chanting some songs
>>59032188
no one bats at eye at the people who died in war, its the jews anon...its the jews
>>59032275
well just build everything in an english style well hardly even know were in russia
Honestly don't see the big thing about Sadiq Khan
He literally seems like one of the most chill people ever
Did this girl literally say "I like that you speak my language" or something?
>>59032342
>poo lay poo poo say a le twah, le twah
why is french the worst language ever
>>59032224
>>59032248
>>59032268
Pathetic
>>59032320
thats exactly it though
hes playing the friendly face of islam which just further fucks our country
Just want a 10/10 gf with great feet tbf
>>59032260
hasn't shit like kony and that rubbish taught you nothing?
people care when they are exposed to the emotional story. what hitler did has been written in such emotion i.e. diary of anne frank as well as fictionalised stories within it i.e. boy in the striped pajamas. not only that but first hand dramatic accounts in the nuremburg trial, trial of eichmann etc help bring out the emotion in it.
telling me some guy 800 years ago killed millions doesn't do anything to me. i can't even imagine a million people let alone a million dead people.
>>59032260
Because a "bunch of niggers" aren't orchestrating mass genocide and racial cleansing and invading countries willy nilly?
>>59032359
I hate France but I don't see how you can say that
French is objectively one of the best sounding languages, and a French accent is by far the cutest
>>59032077
NICKY
>>59032363
what's pathetic m9
>>59032188
t. Dan Carlin
>>59032411
you're wrong
>>59032342
"this weekend I'm playing some footy with some friends"
>I'm happy that you're talking with me
>>59032414
are nicky
>>59032455
Haha tfw CHAD
Russia are offering free land to brits
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>>59032455
>>59032342
how cute :D
>woke up just in time for swede spam
ahh yes
why does /po/l/ hate freedom of speech?
>>59032455
Are you from Quebec? Is it nice? I heard that it's virtually impossible to get a job unless you're from there, and crime is a massive problem?
>>59032403
Invasion perhaps not but people don't despise Hitler for invasions - they despise him for the Holocaust and his purges.
Omar al-bashir is purging Sudan from blacks and people that aren't considered the right type of Arab in Darfur.
Mauritania literally enslaves those with darker skin (even though the slavemasters are pretty brown themselves).
In Rwanda, the Hutus genocided the Tutsis and nobody gives a fuck save for a few white knights.
Think Hitler gets a bad rap desu.
VERY impressive
>>59032547
already posted this
nobody gave a shit
>>59032547
That's not real surely?
Source? If it's real I am moving away now
>>59032547
hahaha fucking hell not even a week in and the memes begin
great post btw lad
>>59032547
He's referring to the Transport board of people, but it's still awful.
>>59032569
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2016/03/30/sadiq-khan-there-are-too-many-white-men-on-transport-for-lon
>post image
>nobody gives a shit
>someone else posts it an hour later
>everyone gives a shit
why does /brit/ hate me
same thing happened with the 'putin giving away free land' thing
>>59032581
He said it over a month ago before he became mayor
It's just going to be enforced now
>you will never an /fa/ rich asian kid living off his parents money doing drugs all day
>>59032547
What would happen if a politician said there were too muslims in london?
>>59032547
what does that even mean
>>59032624
ngl i only replied because you said you'd already posted it and said no one cared hahahaha
a bit of mephistophelean mischief on my part muhuwahaha
>>59032631
Why do asian people dress like they're in an anime.
If a western person did this he'd get ridiculed.
where do i find more info about putin giving away free land thing
genuinely sounds top tier
>>59032638
it means white men should walk and not disturb proud women and people of colour using public transport
>>59032663
>>59032673
Fuck off both of you
Which is the easiest Anglosphere country to move to lads?
America is virtually impossible, but what about Canada / Aussie / NZ?
>>59032689
im actually being serious though i want to go and live in siberia
>>59032539
Yeah, people know more about Hitler's war crimes because he was at war with the majority of the world and the country he was doing it from was right in the middle of civilised Europe
There's no sense for a government to rile people up about what someone's doing in Sudan or Mauritania if they're not actively threatening western interests (see the so called daeshic state)
need to put my willy in a girl asap might get tinder again
>>59032537
I am from Quebec actually. Although I do speak french I'm not Quebecois, I'm an Anglo-Quebecker.
Absolutely lovely place. Wouldn't change anything about it except for the retarded politics. getting a job isn't too hard, it's tough if you've got no education and no skills and no connections, but otherwise it's easy. as far as crime goes it's really not that big of a deal outside some sketchy areas in Montreal and up north.
I would recommend euros come here to vacation, the nature here is GOAT, qt women everywhere, amazing cuisine, etc. but I wouldn't recommend moving here if you're Anglo.
>>59032700
Canada & NZ will give you a working holiday visa at the drop of a hat. Then just never leave
>Import muslim voters
>They elect a muslim leader
Ah yes this must be that """"democracy""" I've heard so much about.
>>59032703
You have to start a farm or game hunting and the winters can drop to -40 celsius and there are no roads
>>59032703
http://rbth.com/articles/2011/04/26/the_twelve_most_dangerous_russian_animals_12694.html
No you don't.
i fucking love fashion
>>59032765
sounds like good honest work senpai
>>59032757
london is less than 15% muslim famalam
Cambodia is proper third world tier lads. Vietnam raised my expectations of SEA cities and this place disappoints
>>59032700
Nigeria
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
The Big Question on in 10.
>Nicky Campbell presents from Salford and asks: Should we be proud of the British Empire?
>>59032782
Pineal gland so calcified your 1st and 2nd eyes are starting to crust over
>>59032791
oh god bet you're one of those child fuckers aren't you
>>59032782
how do i achieve this look?
What did you lads do for Mother's Day today?
>>59032802
>Should we be proud of the British Empire?
of course not, what a silly racist question
Help me study lads
this fucking website is ruining my life
>>59032791
>a third world country is third world tier
makes sense
our amir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynYfbASzt6g
>>59032785
Have you got any skills regarding farming or hunting
>>59032787
And they all voted for Khan
>>59032802
'AI FINK WE SHUDDINT BE PROUD CUZ THATS WHAT MADE BLAK PEPPLE POOR AN VIOLENT AND MY BOYFREND IS BLACK AND HED NEVER HIT ME APART FRUM LAST SUNDAI'
>>59032808
do NOT let this meme die
>>59032810
M8 fuck off. That's such a meme.
>>59032802
not looking forward to this
gonna be a horde of pakis and sjws whining about muh clay
fuck off you stupid pakis we brought you out of the stone age
>>59032812
Prob buy those clothes and wait 40 years.
>People who aren't even British citizens can vote in our elections.
>>59032865
>literally on a sex tourism holiday across nations famed for child sex tafficking
>>59032844
played farming simulator on the old pc a few times and shot a few guns when i lived in yankland
>Had a trial as a waiter yesterday
>Failed miserably
>Habe a trial as a barista today
Wish me luck
>>59032877
we can vote in your elections but you can vote in ours too
>>59032839
Thailand and Vietnam were beautiful though. I'm in Cambodias capital and it's just all ugly, everywhere. The architecture, the geography, the smells, the poverty. Nothing like the other places I've been to in Asia
having some pickled onions
We should all make sure our Siberian land is close to each other so we can make a /brit/ community.
>>59032898
How'd you fuck up lad
>>59032898
>Habe a trial as a barista today
which court?
HAHAHAHa
>>59032898
dear god failing a trial for a waiter job must be soul crushing
>>59032911
will putin bless us with state allocated russian qts?
>>59032889
Ah! You'll make a fine meal for my blade, then! Go and be dinner for the bears! Or I'll take that foolish grin off your face!
>>59032898
I got invited to a trial shift to be a waiter last year, went and it ended up being a 6-hour shift, not kidding
Fucked up a few orders and the boss got pissy so I just walked out after an hour
>>59032916
howling
>he thinks moving to Siberia for less than a football pitch worth of land is easy
>>59032883
>some high profile cases of child sex tourism mean that people can only possibly visit Asia for these reasons
Thousand of young people like myself are backpacking and staying in hostels through these places
I have seen some sketchy looking old fat white guys around though
Are British shorthair popular in UK?
Sooo kawaii desu
>>59032952
meme cat
gonna get triggered as fuck by this british empire thing can already feel it
>>59032952
I used to have two British Blues but they both died of old age.
Have ate wheatgrass every day for 2 months now, think my pineal gland is beginning to decalcify, but need something to help
Any ideas
>Andrew Marr Show
>Big Question
>Sunday Politics
Comfy start
>OWEN JONES
>>59032952
I'm British and I have short hair, yeah it's common for boys to have short hair but the girl obviously have longer hair.
There are obvious exceptions, but that's the general rule of it.
>>59032949
be careful lad this kind of places arent very safe innit
>>59032964
i can already tell you what they will say
>no
>british history of imperialism and mistreatment of natives
>invasion of australia
>history of war
>history of sexism
etc etc
just watch something else
>>59032987
Fuck off
>>59032975
veganism lad
>>59032898
sounds like some sort of comedy show desu
goodluck lad, if you fail make sure to make a funny greentext about it later
>>59032987
>Be Israeli
>Get stabbed
>>59032995
I'm a glutton for punishment so I'll watch it anyway desu
>>59032975
alpha brain and iodine supplement
>>59032995
muh abbos has begun
Still seeing double vision lads, might go to the doctor tomorrow just to make sure I'm not about to have a brain aneurysm haha
>>59033012
>Be Italian
>Get bribed
Actually that sounds quite nice
>>59033020
on the show? or just because I mentioned it?
>this audience
>Boaty McBoatface
>>59033035
on the show
>>59032987
Nah it's safe here, not had any trouble in 4 weeks
>>59032917
Its actually a lot harder than it looks.
Try it m8
MUH ABBOS
MUH 10 MILLION
>>59033043
hahahahaha told ya m8
i wonder if they go all out and mention the transformation of the indian caste system
>>59033023
To which side is the second image or is it up/down?
Ah yes, the classic '80% nonwhites in the audience' meme
>>59033049
Extremely rare flag! this is the first time I've ever seen it, and I'm no new fag!
>>59033041
haha, yeah wow, great banter lads, haha, it has a 'y' on the end of the first word and a 'mc' on the start of the second, haha
>>59032997
make me
>>59032914
>>59033005
Spoke about my waiter experience yesterday. May greentext it later.
I'll be sure to greentext any mishaps that I have.
Even though I might not feel good about myself if I fail, I always like when I can tell it to people and they get a chuckle out of it.
>>59033059
Up, and it's worst when I'm looking straight ahead.
If I look really far up or down it pretty much completely goes away.
>>59033063
What are you doing
>>59033074
Why do blacked get all of the best blondes?
>>59033057
theyve started "muh indian railroads were made to transfer resources"
well yes you silly pakis do you think
hahahaha
>Indian woman chatting shit about the Empire which ultimately led to her being here instead of pooing on the street in Rajastan
>The entire audience is pakis and chinks
BBC FUCK OFF
>>59033096
reading your post haha
Business Idea: Take up Putins free land offer and take over Shakhalin. After 5 years sell it back to Japan.
SHEED
>>59033050
Yeah I agree it's fucking hard
Been a barman and a waiter. Barman is the most chilled job ever if you get a job in a pub. Waiter is fucking hell, people treat you like shit.
That's the main difference for me, as a barman you have power to not serve someone, or tell them to fuck off. As a waiter, the 'customer is always right'
>>59033110
What's with the silly posts
>these fucking spackers who don't know when to clap
>>59033041
>horsey mchorseface
>>59033099
Most are dyed
owen jones is such a fucking cuck
>Be this Paki lady
>Go back in time to India before the British Raj
>Get burned alive
Doing a Zac lads haha
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/07/zac-goldsmith-racist-campaign-london
>>59033091
Worth a visit to the quack, I had it going to the left and got sent straight down A&E to the ophthalmologist by my GP. Very dry eyes were the only thing they could find and it went after a couple of days, its a symptom of a lot of things from minor to ARGH!
>>59033062
>owen cuck
>Owen
KEK ALERT
KEK ALERT
I REPEAT
OWEN "THE KEK" JONES is debating the British Empire
Also he somehow brought in the welfare state and homophobia within 15 seconds
we did end the slave trade you stupid fucking niggers
>>59033167
>three white people in the audience
>one of them is >>>>>>OWEN JONES
>Should we proud of the British Empire?
Fuck me don't think I can watch this lads
give me the stream
wheeyyyy I'm officially pissed off
this is the reason I stopped watching Question Time
>>59033205
seething desu
if the british empire didn't exist those darkies wouldn't be living in our country with the opportunity to complain about us. ungrateful bastards.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462698720052.webm
Oh my god, this argument is always the fucking same.
>Britain is worse than Hitler
>india never did bad things to anyone ever
>except literally all their neighbours
>>59033205
>should we be proud of the British Empire?
>asks a load of Indian people
ah yes, very impartial
this is the thanks we get for bringing shitskins out of the stone age
>>59033206
Not sure if it will work. If it asks if you've paid a tv license just click yes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>59033246
Owen Jones is white though.
Despising the racist British empire transcends ethnicity
BRO TIER SIKH
the british empire is the greatest thing in human history tbf
>>59033166
It's so bloody annoying but I've had it before and it usually goes away on its own, but it's been consistently bad for the past week or so which is making me a bit concerned.
I've went to the ophthalmologist for an unrelated matter like 6 months and she said my eyes looked fine. I'll just ask my GP what he thinks would be the best next course of action.
Glad your eyes fixed themselves up x
>>59033287
why
really sick of this "muh exploitation" argument
exploitation requires investment
>>59033287
*arrests you for offending me*
>>59033287
nah, sex is
Literally cannot understand a word this bloke is saying
>this entire 'debate'
dead inside lads
>>59033287
good lad
>>59033295
in a nutshell, civilising the world
I think this guy is saying the British Empire is good but I can't understand
The fuck is this guy saying?
ugh, why is Gorillavid being such a little bitch today?
desu
Sikhs stink
imagine if there were aliens in this galaxy lads
how good would that be
The COLONIAL mindset
Aaaaaaaaaaayeee need to know now
Know now
Can you love me again
*rap verse kicks in*
'It's unforgivable etc,'
>he disagrees with me
>therefore he is speaking with the voice of the oppressor and he has internalised his oppresion
>>59033367
i'd leave this dump of a planet in a second
>>59033367
don't be fucking stupid, aliens don't exist
*pulls hood over antennae*
>getting yourselves intentionally mad
haha chill out
Having a cuppa lads
Just remembered its mother day and I didn't buy ma anything
maybe a text will do haha
One thing I do like about Owen Jones is that he lets people speak and doesn't shout over them
He's a cuck, but a polite cuck
>>59033367
they wouldn't want anything to do with us anyway
there's not even a reason to interact and we'd probably try to kill them
>>59033367
imagine an alien vagina
>*pulls hood over antennae*
ahhh yes the fact the african part of sudan is a shithole and the arab part isnt is purely the fault of the british empire and has absolutely nothing to do with the fact niggers are shit tier at running countries
>Getting the Rhodes Must Fall guy in
This program is meme central. It's almost like they're going bring on Sargon or Nigel Farage in next
>>59033422
They might want our land :^o
Lmao look at this dashiki wearing back to africa negro
This is basically 2 or 3 elderly white men against an entire audience
>team Q beats team O
>team S is condemned forever to the lower irrelevant leagues
>yuropoors will defend this
>>59033438
gentle reminder we were kings among otherthings
So when we taking up based Putin's offer lads?
>>59033443
yeah well if that's how they're going to be i hope even more that they don't turn up
>>59033427
I-I'm trying!
>turban man complains about British colonialism of his country
>black man complains that the British didn't colonise his whole country
Ah yes, very racist and exploitative of us
>this debate
All fuck off now
>>59033462
yeah like when man city were relegated to the third tier and disappeared forever
as did leicester just 8 years ago
>>59033493
wait what?
are people arguing that the british are shit that the entirety of africa wasn't colonised by them in between india complaining about being entirely colonised hahahaha
why arent those two fighting
it really is based seeing a pro-british empire indian
How strong would a magnet have to be to pull the iron out of your own body
>>59033292
If you want a quick answer try a pharmacist, they can usually give you quick and dirty good advice on what it might be.
>>59033481
>you will never die in a galactic space fight against aliens trying to take our land
would be sick if it was a fairly even fight
>>59033536
MRI magnet strong
>>59033521
Yeah but you can't fucking understand him
>sikhs are bro tier
>>59033536
It happened on X2 so it must be possible desu
Wow the BBC is truly right wing huh
>>59033515
basically this african guy was complaining about the fact that south sudan (the african part) is a shithole and the northern part (the arab part) is comparitively better and this is apparently the british empires fault
really though the truth is arabs are better at building and maintaining society than africans
>>59033552
>It happened on X2
I don't know what this is m8
>>59033547
I can Rasheed
All shut up to fuck off
whites were the last people to join in on the slave trade and the first to end it
FUCKING FACT
>>59033427
>>59033486
say no more senpai
>>59033569
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X2_(film)
Are 12 or something? It was only from 2003
Reminder that Africans would have bases on Mars if it wasn't for Europe
>>59033552
yeh but theblue sket injected that bloke with loads of iron so thats why magneto was able to do it
>>59033515
Different problems.
We got all of India so they blame us for changing them.
We only got bit of Africa and the middle east so they blame us for carving them up and imposing borders that cut through established tribal lines and forced different ethnic groups into niches for our convenience.
Then they claim we're racist because our culture refuses mesh with others that don't match it. So they blame is for making them get along then blame us for not getting along.
this is like crack
>>59033590
Alright don't shit yourself grandad
cant believe its actually controversial to say the royal navy ended slavery
it is literally a historical fact
get me off this planet
>>59033515
They both agree that the British Empire was the worst thing in history, just for opposite reasons.
It was hard to understand his argument, but I think he was complaining that the British didn't colonise southern Sudan because it was full of tribal black lads
What the fuck do the French have to do with this?
