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leelee
katie
seolhyun
>>59034478
3, 2, 5, 1, 4
HAHA WE'RE PLAYIN THE GAME AGAIN
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=69
Do you think there are people that have actually killed themselves over VR?
Like I can imagine it being their only reason to live and when it comes out it's £800 and has no games.
>mfw Canada burns to the ground
Out of food, should I go get a McDonalds, Greggs or KFC?
>>59034514
>soyul last
Emma
>>59034533
mexican baguette from greggs
>>59034515
We've got three now we need TWO MORE
>getting warm
>can't wear headset because my ears are on fire
fucking hell
>>59034533
Greggs
>>59034511
EXCELLENT post
>>59034533
Mac D. Get a large quarter pounder meal and a box of chicken nuggets.
Night lads xxx
I've been to Korea, it was shit.
>>59034633
Probably should have gone to the South then
>>59034633
t. japfag
>>59034639
Even worse.
>>59034633
do they have a sandnigger as a mayor though
the goal is to move to shenzen
>>59034515
oi one more
>>59034616
nighty night x
where to cop xanax uk
>>59034661
good lad
>>59034661
I've never been happier to live in Europe than when I had to visit Asia for work. Couldn't stand the place.
Can't see the attraction.
>>59034671
Fuck off. No one cares, you Redditcunt
Can't believe I chose to do overtime on a Sunday and there's fuck all for me to do.
Well at least I'm getting double pay.
>>59034684
Use Tor and browse the markets.
>After Indiana’s primary, it is now clear that Republicans will be led into the presidential election by a candidate who said he would kill the families of terrorists, has encouraged violence by his supporters, has a weakness for wild conspiracy theories and subscribes to a set of protectionist and economically illiterate policies that are by turns fantastical and self-harming.
Thoughts?
Wew lads, changed my profile pic to one of me standing shirtless in a lake. Got 60 likes, and half of them are from girls.
>>59034734
I bet, lake whales are very rare
>>59034733
8 more years of a democrat president best day of my life
>>59034734
wew lad i uploaded the most basic photo of me drinking a beer taken by someone else and got 45 haha
>>59034734
Post it x
>1 year after Blair
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_1995
>1 year after Corbyn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_2016
Parcel still hasn't arrived
>>59034734
lets have a look x
>>59034778
I miss the lib dems, wish we had a fiscally conservative party that wasn't socially conservative too.
>>59034795
mines in denmark still
>>59034778
Why hasn't that idiot Corbyn resigned yet?
>>59034818
Wish we had a fiscally uncsonservative party that was also socially conservative desu
>>59034818
>current Lib Dems
>anything other than Yellow Labour
This new leader a shit.
>>59034834
The people (read: The people labour party members) largely like him.
>>59034752
Got a six pack 2bh lad, or at least I do after applying an Instagram filter and making the contrasts more flattering.
>>59034771
You must be a popular lad, lad.
>>59034809
>>59034774
Nah you're alright.
Ordered a mechanical pencil of Amazon last month and apparently it has to be shipped all the way from Japan so I'm not getting it until the end of May
Fuming
>>59034864
nah dont think so hahaha just have a few m9s
60 is a lot better though ;)
>>59034869
Might get there before your xbox
>>59034835
Sounds like you miss the BNP.
>1 year after IDS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_2002
>>59034852
Haven't really heard anything of the lib dems since Farron became leader.
I wonder what Labour are gonna do if Corbyn gets decimated at the general election, if he even makes it that far.
>>59034852
How? He's proven to be an utter failure
An opposition is supposed to be gaining seats
>>59034864
>after applying an Instagram filter
I can tell you're a top fucking bender
>>59034544
>3, 2, 5, 1, 4
3 was first so how can Soyul be last?
>>59034882
what ever happened to those lads haha
>>59034936
Changed their name to UKIP
>1 year after Michael Foot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_1981
>>59034903
I think they care more about principle than actually winning.
Which pisses a lot of Labour party members off who actually want to stop things like the NHS being turned to shit, since they know they can't get elected with a hard left platform.
>tfw it ain't safe on the block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLQoG01PFs
>>59034936
Their vote share shrank by 98.5% or something like that
>>59034964
desu Labour seem fairly united on things like the NHS and even the economy. It's meme issues like Trident
What should I watch ?
Goodbye Mr. Black (2016) 굿바이 미스터 블랙
Jackpot (2016) 대박
My Lawyer, Mr. Jo (2016) 동네변호사 조들호
Remember (2015) 리멤버, 리멤버 - 아들의 전쟁
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
>>59034880
Will never be able to beat it though, so now every future change of the profile pic will feel like a defeat.
>>59034911
Gotta do what you gotta do for the likes lad.
>>59035012
yeah same
>>59034989
how come, seems to me like theres a lot of angry youths that would vote for them
>>59034932
Thought he ranked it off the position in where they're standing, so choa first geummi second?
>>59035007
I don't speak wingdings mate
>>59035017
get a good lighting photo with a puppy and i guarantee you will
puppy's are absolute like bait
could easily win a fight against any one of you runts
>>59035017
>Gotta do what you gotta do for the likes lad.
what a horrible mindset to have
me in the front
>>59035007
watching mozu
Important poll, lads.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
Hurry up and get cheaper!
>>59035007
read a book
>>59035110
Fuck off shill
>you are now aware that Natalie Bennett is Australian
makes a weird kind of sense
is the films swingers any good?
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8yChlckf0E
>>59035108
Aussies are good lads
paddies just whinge about >muh independence
got not time for them
>>59035164
yeah it's not bad i suppose. it's not as good as the "cult status" around it would imply though
>>59035118
don't tell me what to do, idiot
>>59035171
Good lad
>>59035025
UKIP has stolen that thunder desu
>>59035046
Good idea that, I'll try and secure a puppy immediately.
>>59035066
Playing the 'make ex-gf jealous' game, does have that effect of making you a terrible and insecure person.
>>59035108
I despise them both though. They're equally boring, humourless faggots
>read a book
Bought some nu-male glasses the other day, can I pick up some mentally ill neon haired uni cow now?
get over yourself
>>59035248
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
think i might start going for this look
watching The Big Questions lads
how was it, all about the British Empire
>>59035246
some what glasses?
>>59035083
What's this meme simulator?
>>59035066
ou do it for the (You)s m9
the world doesn't revolve around you
>Muslims are LITERALLY taking over London
everything is purple
Who's up for a trip down the pub?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6urRX_szKQ
desu
>>59035226
>Playing the 'make ex-gf jealous' game
still a horrible mindset
>>59035276
>ou do it for the (You)s m9
but I don't?
>>59035276
jfk reloaded
>>59034478
They are kinda ugly for our taste.
Is it beautiful things in Britannia?
>>59035343
Post some beautiful japs
>passive fb drama with ex-gfs
jesus, are you literally 15? just unfriend the bitch and get on with your life you cretinous runt.
>>59035343
why are you always so angry at them?
>>59035290
go on then
what do you drink
>When denchlad gets BTFO and quits wordsthatfollow
>>59035386
water
>>59035372
good post
>>59035343
No it's just neckbeard betas who are incompetent around white women seem to think they'll do better with gooks for some unknown reason.
>>59034478
Orange one is kinda stacked.
>>59035403
Who tf is denchlad?
>>59035441
just a pathetic subcommunity of /brit/ who do bent things together.
kinda like the benderflaggers and their synch bender activities
>>59035403
Fuck off Janny's Dad is a cheating twat
>>59035439
This makes no sense
>>59035441
Some runt with a weak caption game.
got a hell of a lot of times for Sikhs lads
genuinely reckon they're an absolute credit to our society
>>59035026
Not sure how he put it. But Choa first of course would be right, nothing to argue about.
>>59035386
Water and Celery mate.
Nah I'm getting a bit fond of Old Peculier lately, looking for some new tastes.
>>59034478
Just simply wonder what related with crayon pop girls and Rule Britannia?
this post was orchestrated for the sole purpose of attempting to get double digits
>>59035637
watch and learn runt
Do we need any further evidence that London should have a 100ft wall built around it and be declared officially not part of Britain?
>>59035655
nice work
>why yes, i do thoroughly enjoy the incoherent ramblings of mega bender milo yiannopoulos
>>59035744
>case of the missing chromosome
>>59035622
they're not but none of the /brit/ OPs nowadays are british related anyway
I normally make a crayon edition when no one else makes a new thread
just woke up from an amazing lucid dream
>>59035841
what if you're still dreaming
>>59035783
they have an extra one, idiot
>26 degrees in London
>12 degrees in Edinburgh
>>59035897
where do you think he got it bruv, he's the thief
>>59035900
Pakistani weather for a Pakistani city
trying to lose fat and i have been having rice or pasta for dinner every day. Been told not to as it has many carbohydrates, how does this effect burning fat and what are some other alternative meals i could cook?
>>59035897
yeah i fucking stole it bro i got one more than i should
just did a wank
>>59035939
he got it because his mother was a selfish cunt and waited till she was an old twat before having a child
arguably the only thing humans are supposed to do and she fucked it and condemned that person to a short life of confusion and poor health. fuck her.
>>59035979
you sound like a skank, don't be rank
>>59035964
unless you're doing a keto diet, it makes no difference in terms of burning fat. it's just that you need more carbs to make you feel full than protein so you eat more or get hungry quicker.
just eat a piece of meat and salad or something like that. stir-fries are god tier
>>59035964
I cleaned up my diet, stopped drinking coke and sweets and stuff, did fuck all for my weight.
If you want to lose weight you've got to exercise a lot, that whole abs are made in the kitchen thing is bollocks desu. I know loads of fit fuckers who eat whatever and fat shits who eat nothing but salad, exercise is the key.
>>59035964
read the sticky
All quiet on the internet gf front
She's talking about her dead mother's grave, which she hasn't visited before
Bloody hell what do I say
>go to london
>smells of curry
>>59036077
do it you bender
Reminder that if when you were born John Major wasn't prime minister you are either too old or too young to post here
I might be ok with this.
>>59035954
*Quintessentially British weather for a quintessentially British city
>>59036077
fuck her up against her mothers tombstone
>>59036077
Fingerblast her at her mother's grave
don't like many of you
>>59036077
>july is fucking ages away! i could be buried bloody next to her by then hahahahah!!!!
or be like
"ahhh meeting the parents ay? hope I don't have to greet her with a kiss ;)!!"
girls love humour bro
>>59036077
don't reply
>>59036077
give her the ol' lickaroo there
>>59036150
but you like some of us? :]
Seriously considering moving to Siberia
Though for 5 years work 2.5 acres is nothing, with 5 years work you could probably afford 100 acres here in Britain
im mexican and i dont fuck around
>>59036077
is she fit
>>>/mu/64679987
we're in here
>>59036219
yeah
>>59036077
move to siberia with me
>>59036177
>12:13:56
>>59036178
>12:13:55
>>59036179
I think the big draw is you get guaranteed citizenship too
Doesn't appeal to me though
>>59036179
go on then billy big bollocks
>>59036255
welcome to the true man's world
haha that paki khan lost in the man punch man thing
>>59036179
can i come
>>59036179
I've been to Irkutsk and bleak isn't the word mate, you would probably kill yourself within 6 months
>>59036255
>noticing this
>>59036023
That's bullshit lad, i was on 1200 calories for about 8 weeks and did no exercise and lost nearly all of my belly fat.
lads want to move countries (to canada). Don't like the cold though. What do i d0?
>>59035964
Get ill. That's what happened to me and I lost a tonne
>>59036322
live in british columbia
Why is /int/ so slow today?
>The kid was great. I used to call him little Jani hotpockets. I swear to god, he'd make your board look like fuckin' reddit. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
>>59036360
Because you're on it
>>59036322
>>59036343
actually, just vancouver
hope you like chinese fobs :)
>>59036023
>I know loads of fit fuckers who eat whatever and fat shits who eat nothing but salad, exercise is the key
the fit people probably exercise more so they burn the high calorie foods off while the people who eat only salad don't eat enough calories. if you don't eat enough, your body perceives it as deprivation and does everything it can to avoid burning excess energy. so essentially if you don't eat enough, you don't lose weight.
>>59036360
Give it a chance. It's not as slow as you yet.
*posts an excellent meme*
>>59036370
love this one
My pizza was mouldy so I had to have some peperamis and peanut M&Ms for dinner.
>>59036381
That is bullshit. I was on 1200 calories a day and lost nearly all my fat.
>>59036370
No more bans, Billy
>>59036381
>i make things up
ahh yes
>>59036298
Here's the plan
>get a bunch of lads together
>begin a settlement
>all the lads will live together on our combined land
>adopt like a billion trillion children
>those children then grow up and have their own children
>the settlement grows and grows
>>59036417
I'll give you a Big Sausage Pizza, lad.
>>59036417
runt meal.
the ex-oneitis is single lads
>>59036381
t. went on a "diet" and didn't exercise and is angry that he didn't stop being a fat cunt
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
>>59036469
maybe you didn't hear, you've been on tumblr a long time. we don't do bans over here anymore.
>>59036507
w-what if i like both
>>59036449
It'll become its own country. We'll revolt against Putin because fuck him
Its a bloody nice day, get out there lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159101
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159101
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159101
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159101
VERY important
>implying you can post a gif/webm sexier than this
>>59036507
bit rasheedy
You can only choose one
>>59036510
Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
>>59036564
All of them look expensive to keep.
>>59036512
Liking the Irish is bad enough mate.
>>59036564
Mexican. All day.
>>59036564
Middle
>>59036564
you :3
>>59036584
Sometimes it doesn't sound like you're kidding ya know. There are a lot of people around.
>>59036564
middle
i follow the other 2 on snapchat and they're genuinely awful people.
arianny's face is melting also
>>59036532
I don't give a gosh darn heck! - I've got work to do!!
>>59036655
this you?
>>59036639
I'm only kidding with you, we're having a meme thread, I just got unbanned and I haven't shitposted in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
BTCC is GOAT 2bh
>>59036646
>i follow the other 2 on snapchat and they're genuinely awful people.
how so
>>59036670
he just emailed me and said yeh
kpop
POLL
Follow the link below to take part!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159116
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159116
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159116
>>59036655
absolute rotter
>>59036692
give email address
>>59036689
they complain about everything (especially the one on the right), are vain to a point of delusion and are thick as shit as well
>>59036675
It's o.. I'm sorry it's ok no problem, I'm sorry too...
*americans up the whole thread*
>>59036754
sent ;)
>>59036733
Why the fuck are there so many pictures of these people?
>>59036737
Why's that?
Can anyone identify this spider?
Moved like a fucking bullet
The north is bloody depressing, I need to move
aussie housemate just called crisps """"""""""""""CHIPS""""""""""""
what a vile cunt
>>59036764
Okay, salud...
Now go to reddit and eat your fuckin' hotpockets.
>BBC pressure leads Paxman to bin article criticising EU
hmm
>When you go back to a girl's place and she doesn't have any books
>>59036770
*licks your sweaty folds of fat*
>>59036843
this pleases me
When did /brit/ become so angry and full of rorkes?
>>59036824
You know what do to do. Make it look like an accident.
>>59036858
'sheed
>>59036797
battyboy spiders
commonly found in the homes of right benders
>>59036824
I went into mcy d's once and asked for chips
>>59036827
MOTHERFUCKING MUTT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
KEEP HIM IN THE THREAD, KEEP HIM IN THE THREAD
>>59036836
Paxman isn't at the BBC any more.
>>59036770
haha ur fat and stupid and loud and stupid
>>59036797
That's a dustpan mate.
can't read BBC without thinking about black willies lads haha
fucking kill me
>>59036874
Don't think that's a real breed m8
>>59036891
Look in the dustpan mate
>>59036797
That's a pan mate
>mfw the Serbia thing is actually primarily for Russians
Fucking hell
The Express is usually based because they support UKIP but for fuck's sake
>>59036885
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!
YOU FUCKING FEEL STRONG?
>>59036913
You've turned into a yank
>>59036797
looks like a northerner to me
>>59036887
>It is not easy to muzzle a journalistic pitbull but Jeremy Paxman has withdrawn an article critical of the European Union from a forthcoming issue of Radio Times after coming under pressure from the BBC.
>The article was commissioned by the magazine to coincide with Paxman in Brussels, a BBC1 documentary about the EU presented by Paxman and due for transmission on May 19.
>Typically pugnacious, Paxman expressed doubts about the EU, its bureaucracy and, in particular, the loss of Britain’s sovereignty.
>While he stopped short of advocating Brexit, Paxman’s strongly expressed views raised concern that the impartiality of his
>>59034478
Way's chebs
>>>/mu/64681098
new thread
>>59036940
>Serbia thing
What?
how come you brits and aussies are so tightnit?
>>59036940
mate the express is a fucking rag
even if it supports UKIP it's shit journalism
>>59036983
How cm ur such a fag???? lol!
>>59036983
Because they aren't traitorous scum.
>>59036979
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
Would very nice like a thick gf
>>59036983
We aren't.
Aussies are crass philistines.
>>59036949
HE DON'T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT HENRY ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS?
I mean the kids over here, we're memeing and shitposting over here and two minutes later he's acting like a fuckin redditor
>>59036983
we submit to a higher power of good banter
>>59036983
aussies are basically brits, who take showers and look after their teeth
>>59036433
do you know how many calories you'd get by eating nothing but salad? it's a lot less than
1200. 1200 is low for some people, and not for others. 1200 is recommended for women to lose weight. if you no desire at all to retain muscle mass, it's perfectly viable for periods of weight loss but probably not maintenance.
>>59036443
m8 it's true
>>59036486
literally what are you even talking about? i'm saying that dieting is as easy as reducing your amount of calories to not as uncomfortable amounts and that's it. you don't need to exercise if you don't want it. however, if you go too low then you encounter problems in terms of long term weight loss.
kpg is making fun of /brit/ again
>>59037035
No, no, no, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself.
>>59037050
they make fun of themselves
>>59036967
Source?
>>59037067
>this girl comes up to you and slaps you with her ass
WHAT DO?
>>59037050
honestly couldn't give a rat's arse what a bunch of subhuman gook worshipping nappy-wearing autists think
>>59037047
They only take showers in Australia, outside its borders they go unwashed until they return usually.
biggest reddit cunts going
>>59036949 >>59037035 >>59037072
>>59037067
POST MORE
>>59037022
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>Serbia
What did the gf mean by this
>>59037102
level the skank
>>59037072
Nah, I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him. Nah, I didn't insult nobody.
>>59037092
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/bbc-pressure-leads-paxman-to-bin-article-criticising-eu-5f2nmxd8s?CMP=Spklr-_-Editorial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheTimesandTheSundayTimes-timesandsundaytimes-_-20160508-_-News-_-459402310-_-Imageandlink&linkId=24257200
>>59037095
literally me on the top
>>59037102
have a wank iah
>>59037122
google iskra lawrence
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>59037126
Your gf is Stoya?
>this guy slaps your gf's ass
What do?
>>59037126
pics like this make me sick and i dont even have a gf
pls delet
>>59037124
>>serbia
?
>>59037142
Do you have the whole article?
>>59037152
Thanks lad
nice thread
it's mother's day
OH BOLLOCKS
>>59037168
I did my fuckin time Jimmy, I came home and I want what I gotta get, I've got fucking mods to feed
how is this journalism allowed?
he's basically shit talked best korea all week
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36241234
>>59037193
politely hand over the gf do a 360 and *teleports away*
>>59037214
I'm afraid not
>>59037227
No it's not you queer
Also FUCK OFF YANKS
Amazing how many different breeds of spider there are lads
>>59037225
Isleworth.
please stop talking about spiders
>>59037271
all me
*bes me*
>>59037271
>breeds of spider
>>59037293
Spiders.
>>>/mu/64681098
new thread
lads
>>59037293
not even cute ones?
Quite like spiders desu. They're cute :]
>>59037271
species, not breeds
>open window
>no loud normie tourists about
What happened lads?
thought it was sunday?
>>59037318
what are you doing?
>>59037316
>not breeding super spiders
>>59037341
sun's out lad
>>59037340
no, I breed them myself
>>59037328
this can't be real, spiders are evil
It's the anon who had a trial as a Barista.
Worst thing I did was drop a fork, which no one saw.
Went much better than I thought. Guy said he saw good qualities in me and I did well on all the tasks I could do.
Wasn't busy so he couldn't assess me under pressure.
Thanks for the support guys. Will greentext my awful trial as a waiter later.
>>59037370
no you dont
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/665645/I-proved-human-alien-hybrids-EXIST-says-scientist-who-found-them-living-on-Earth
Wowee.
thinking about waxing my anus and becoming an ugly trap
GREGGS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159204
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159204
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159204
>>59037367
Yeah when the sun is out/its a weekend, there's a billion normie tourists outside my house
but its empty today, why is this?
I dont get how the normie daily calendar works
>>59037067
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>59037398
Good idea. Post pics.
>>59037382
>being anti-spider
>2016
>>59037383
that's not Batista
>>59037388
proofs?
>>59037067
oh my oh my oh my oh my
What do you order at Greggs then?
>>59037333
*gives you a spider*
redpill me on spiders
that gaypoop thread is pure cancer
>>59037473
8 legged jews
>>59037457
pizza
>>59037477
>implying /brit/ isn't any different
>>59037467
*introduces him to the rest of the gang*
I M P O R T A N T P O L L
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159218
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159218
>>59037496
>no headboard
would rather sleep on the floor
>>59037440
actually, that spider is really cute
but how can a human be friends with a spider? that would be cool. I'd love having a spider friend
>>59036341
>>59036121
this guy got it right
Also God save the Queen
https://youtu.be/tN9EC3Gy6Nk?t=1m48s
>>59037457
one knobhead (you)
that mums just pulled off the driveway so you can wank in peace feel
give us a (you)
>>59037510
pro spodrer
>>59037516
you dont need a headboard to sleep you fucking thick mug
>>59037516
would rather sleep on you :3
doing rancid farts
>>59037510
I both fear and respect spiders
http://poal.me/woo2eu
http://poal.me/woo2eu
http://poal.me/woo2eu
[>tfw when pro-EU shills work their poison into your poal.me URL]
