that one lad who thought it was mother's day edition
crayon pop
Hi
do wish anime was real
yasuho hirose
>>59037573
alri
leelee
same but with crayon pop
>>59037516
why the fuck do you need a headboard?
me on t'left
>hey big brother could you give me a foot massage?
What do?
So I'm talking with some chick and she says "I don't do drinks think of something creative" and I've thought of something but I'm scared she'll get mad when she sees what it is
*waits for expression of interest before continuing*
Premier pour les tartes poppes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYw0MQp_fI
feels fucking obliterated
>>59037563
POP POP
CRAYON POP
>>59037573
omg an English teacher or proxy. Have you ever met Crayon Pop in rl
>>59037607
for your gf to hang on to as you power fuck her
Literally cannot stop crying lads
Just found out I'm going to have a baby girl
>>59037624
Must feel bad for them guys who masturbate to korean girls when I just pay them for sex
>>59037626
Just say it, dude
>>59037626
*cocks eyebrow*
Fuck sakes
http://poal.me/woo2eu
http://poal.me/woo2eu
sophie
>>59037652
grats on your wife's son
>>59037656
it's mostly full of gays and women (like here)
>>59037652
my condolences
>>59037652
lies
>>59037656
that particular one's a chink tho
and unless you fuck kpopstars there's nothing to brag about really
>>59037656
>Kfappers
Disgusting.
You don't fap to your kpops.
>poal.me
>>59037680
>>59037700
>>59037702
I'm so happy
I'm going to raise her so well and do all I can to give her a good life
This is such an amazing feeling ;___;
Ellin is cool
>>59037652
gross
>>59037657
>>59037662
I'm going to bring her out the front of a Chinese restaurant which has various crustaceans swimming about in an Aquarium out the front.
We're going to sit on the bench facing it and eat prawn crackers. Maybe more if I can think of it.
I told her that it would be "a date she would never forget"
>>59037652
hahahahahahaha no way hahahahahahaha
>poal.me
kissed a girl on friday night lads
messaged her yesterday and haven't checked for a reply yet
anxiety making me feel like throwing up haha
dont think im cut out for this normie stuff
>>59037739
give it a go mate haha
>>59037758
still can't believe a chink agent 47 made it into that music video
>>59037733
she is a nerd
>>59037626
>I don't do drinks think of something creative
sounds like a pretentious bitch t b h. Get laid but I'd be cautious about gfing it. What's your plan?
>>59037729
>>59037758
SIDF is out in force today
Which waifu is best waifu lads?
http://www.morphthing.com/morph
Are there any poor people here? I have a few questions I'd like answered
>1. Why do all your houses smell the same (bad)?
When you walk past a row of terraced houses and someone opens their door it's always the same smell. My best guess is a mixture of young children and dogs, because poor people always have both of them.
>2. Why are you all so obsessed with your grandmothers?
I love my grandmother of course, as much as one should and I see her every major holiday. But poor people always go see their granny like every single day, what's that about? Best guess here is because poor peoples parents failed them, the granny was always about
>3. Why are you all so loud?
Everywhere. On a train, on the phone, just having a conversation, on a night out. Poor people are always the loudest. I have no clue why this one would be
>>59037731
Didn't you want the gender to be a surprise and be discovered at birth?
Not that you can ever be 100% sure anyways. Doctors thought I would be a girl. Turns out I was born a french.
>>59037731
what race will she be
>>59037739
That sounds awesome, dude. Go for it!
>>59037786
It's just his latest disguise.
what colour is your body hair lads
Kpop fags are trying to raid us
>>>/mu/64681428
>>59037807
We discussed that but were too excited to wait, plus it's easier planning to buy stuff, decorate the baby room etc.
>>59037814
White obviously
I don't even know what to do now
I'm going to ask my mum for some advice
>>64681523
>>59037874
Look in the mirror and consider if that is a good idea
>>59037788
Don't really get the first 2
>>59037852
Nothing wrong with a bit of crossposting fun, lad.
>>59037802
3 or 5
>>59037805
Number 3. just applies to all normies
>>59037851
mahogany
>>59037894
you forget how to cross post m8?
>>59037894
what are you doing you spastic
Why do people celebrate this British failure again?
>>59037956
Same reason Americans celebrate Vietnam.
>>59037956
Rasheed
>>59037851
Don't have any
>>59037956
>charge of the light brigade
this is bait right
>>59037739
Good start. You should maybe come up with at least 1 other activity if you sold it that hard imo... don't know what options aussies have or I'd throw out suggestions.
I've always liked stuff where you could work in physical contact like putt putt golf or roller skating.
>>59037969
we're all embarrassed about that war though
This is one of those fights where Poleaboos respect for the loser has risen more than his respect for the winner. Khan showed great balls taking this fight and boxed extremely well.
I thought the end was nigh at the end of the 4th (I think) when they cut to Khan sitting in the corner and he was breathing very heavily. There was no way he was going to keep those levels of concentration up for 12 rounds.
It was a great knockout, but we learned nothing new about Canelo tonight. He must fight GGG or he'll continue to be a laughing stock.
>>59037997
As you should be.
>>59037911
at least post attractive twicers
>tfw no british singer gf
anyone else get really uncomfortable when they aren't wearing socks?
>>59038011
nobody will argue about this, it was a bad idea
>>59037969
>Same reason Americans celebrate Vietnam.
We don't do that though
>>59037988
N-No...
>>59038022
I don't have many Twice images.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159283
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159283
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159283
^^
>>>/mu/64681513
>>59038029
that looks like a paki
>>59038029
>not even shannon
>>59038050
You think you won you stupid cunts.
>>59038071
no one cares
>tfw no Waitrose or M&S near me
life is suffering.
>>59038061
Where's "I don't really care but hate muslims so pretend to be outraged" option?
>>59037874
So tell me about the happy mother?
>>59038052
this is the image you posted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_Forever!
how come so much of this, mostly polls, is muslim centrist?
>>59038058
bit young for me thank you
watched that Karl Pilkington An Idiot Abroad, that was pretty cool
>>59038061
You should all really avoid halal meat since it has been proven that halal meat producers fund terrorism.
>>59038131
granddad
>>59038006
Poleaboo is a disproven meme
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/Aberdeen%20court/
>>59038111
you're no better than pakis, dog-eater
>>59038111
literally me
>>59038111
why would you teach English to gooks
>>59038129
ignore the paki shills
>>59038155
wow this changed everything
>>59038168
Good question, ask someone who does
>>59038168
they teach it to themselves and would pay me to fly there and be a teacher tb.h
>>59038090
>You think you won you stupid cunts.
There are Americans who don't think we lost (we lost) but even those are rare.
When I was small I remember asking my dad if the US had ever lost a war and he said Vietnam... my father is not a smart man either.
>>59038155
lies
>>59038129
/brit/ is composed of two groups of people: Rorkes and Rasheeds. Both are very interested in the topic.
>>59038113
We've been together 8 years, since we were 19. Lovely person, we connect on such a level it's unreal, so lucky to find her because the feeling I get with her is better than anything I've ever felt with anyone else.
She's overjoyed of course, she cried for like 3 days straight when she found out she was pregnant.
>>59038126
If you don't like talking about military defeats we can always talk about Agincourt mate.
Are there any poor people here? I have a few questions I'd like answered
>1. Why do all your houses smell the same (bad)
When you walk past a row of terraced houses and someone opens their door it's always the same smell. My best guess is a mixture of young children and dogs, because poor people always have both of them.
>2. Why are you all so obsessed with your grandmothers?
I love my grandmother of course, as much as one should and I see her every major holiday. But poor people always go see their granny like every single day, what's that about? Best guess here is because poor peoples parents failed them, the granny was always about
>3. Why are you all so loud?
Everywhere. On a train, on the phone, just having a conversation, on a night out. Poor people are always the loudest. I have no clue why this one would be
>>59038111
>poleaboo is a fake story
only took you a year to realise
>>59038215
Nice hat
>>59037686
come back, friends :'(
>mindlessly switching between the same three tabs
>nothing had updated
>open a new tab
>click on a most visited that's one of the tabs I already have open
>>59038180
proxyfag then
people can never agree to an answer to this
>>59038217
Poleaboo is NOT fake
There's mountains of proof
>>59038193
>Agincourt
comfy as fuck battle
>my name is dr. martin shepherd, and this is My Galactic Tale Artist: Neonlight Format: 2x12" Record Label: Blackout Music NL Catalog#: BLCKTNL030 Style: Drum n Bass Country: Netherlands Release date: 2016 (not out yet.) Price*: € 18.00 Availability*: Mail stock.
PAKIS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>59038261
the answer is (You)
>>59038242
use 4chanX, it tells you when there are new posts in a thread
>>59038267
ah yes those supposed mountains of evidence that we are yet to see
>>59038255
Nope
You do know there are more than just those two options right?
>>59038247
GODDAMN
Very important poll ngl
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159331
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159331
http://www.strawpoll.me/10159331
>>59038240
h-hello ?
>>59038269
Agree 2bh.
>>59038298
>numerous letters from the uni and courts
>threads from 2 years ago
>polish girls exist
>>59038247
LONDON
LONDON
NW1 POSTCODE
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>59038261
shinty-six
>>59038261
2400
>>59038280
>>59038310
>>59038344
>>59038359
>>59038366
WELL.... WHICH ONE IS IT
>>59038261
It's 1. Division/multiplication first so
3/(1/3)=3*3=9 => the whole thing is:
9-9+1=1
>>59038319
post
>>59038192
Lucky you, especially for you to have found her this early and to have skimmed over those confusing years to which people are confronted before finding "the one".
Anyways, this stuff is great.
That said, hope you won't mind if I do creep back into the shadows and desist from replying any further. Don't really like comparing my own life to that of who made it. S-sorry ._.
>>59038261
>people still don't know how to use brackets to avoid this ambiguous nonsense
>>59038332
Post another pic of these "court papers" with a timestamp.
>>59038379
It's definitely 9. The other people have failed a literal 12 year old's maths problems
>>59037540
i approve of this op picture and believe it should be standard
Applying for jobs in London. What areas are decent for someone on a relatively low income initially?
Reminder that Nostradamus was French. Never trust the French they are behind everything.
>>59038406
How the fuck do I determine the value of the one-third part of the question?
Yes, I failed maths. I'm not a smart guy when it comes to maths.
its getting awfully american in here
>>59037574
it is real in an alternate universe
>>59038261
It's 1
>>59038330
>>59038269
>>59038193
Oy, are Anglos foreign to the rule of being agreeable with your guests? And I happen to be your guest today, so let's avoud being rude.
>>59038327
....hi?
>>59038261
9-3/(1/3)+1=9-3*3+1=0+1=1
there's literally no other way of doing this
>>59038413
A U S S I E
N
I
M
E
>>59038261
it's 1
>>59038382
I was thinking the same thing but some other people said it was -1 because on the last part they did 9+1 first, so it was 9-10 = -1
>>59038465
Don't post her here, Twicegirl.
They don't deserve our Chinky Goddess.
>>59038465
why cant the yanks win a war?
>>59038461
Yanks are not Anglos.
felicity is a literal 10
>>59038479
we're supposed to keep anime viewing secret apparently but yea it's good
>>59038465
g-girl ?
>>59038500
yes they are
so its cool to dislike aussies here too?
Disturbing number of fags out and about today
>>59038261
9 - 3 / 0.333 + 1
---------------------------
(9 - (3 / 0.333)) + 1
---------------------------
(9 - 9) + 1
--------------
0 + 1
-------
1
>>59038532
They betrayed their country and mixed with foreigners. No they aren't.
>>59038527
I love those tights desu.
>>59038567
Word, tights really make my pants tight.
Haha.
>>59038484
Are they retarded?
If one were tp abide to that logic, then it would've been:
-9 + 1 = -8
And so later, 9 - 8 = 1
Litteral retards in this thread.
>>59038549
>fags
FOY
alright guys, thanks
no more math please let's give the thread back to the brits
>>59038578
hahahahahahhaha
FUCK OFF
>>59038546
if by aussies you mean americans yeah
>>59038579
Please help me; >>59038431
>>59038500
Two of those were englishmen.
>>59038591
they call it maths
>>59038538
leave twiceshitter alone
>>59038527
one of the only truly attractive anglo women
>>59038546
why would you, i'm hurt
The population of reddit is 47% female btw
https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205183225-Audience-and-Demographics
>>59038591
>mathematic
lol idiot yanks
>>59038538
>>59038610
yeah mate, it's called english
>>59037540
It is mother's day you dumb fucking redcoats
>>59038600
so if you mean aussies and i mean americans but you actually meant what i meant and i mean what you think then we can hate them all right?
cool
>>59038605
Then why tag the Yank you daft Frog?
>>59038610
don't tell me they call fries "chips" too
>>59038621
so that's what went wrong
Anyone else watch Khan get BTFO last night? I was worried he wasn't moving for a few minutes
>>59038485
it's scary here, what's happening
>>59038497
hello
>>59038621
damn
if 4chen had that split there would be a lot more whiteknights here
>>59038660
sexist pig
>>59038674
dumb paki
>>59038648
we call it american
>>59038659
at the restaurant i usually call the fries chips too honestly, especially with steak fries
>>59038679
Go back to where it's sa-
>Momo's thighs bulging around the belts
Oh...
>>59038591
CHYNA
>>59038693
was it something i said?
>>59038679
want to lick my nipples?
![97233695_miliband-xlarge_trans++Cca9BU0TuyHkZJzHTSJqzg57EFzlVrO-V_kNyX87nOk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/090TFFe.jpg "97233695_miliband-xlarge_trans++Cca9BU0TuyHkZJzHTSJqzg57EFzlVrO-V_kNyX87nOk[1].jpg")
>>59038527
>brummie
she's a 9
>>59038651
Only in Yankland, bellend.
Anyone wanna lend me a spectral while I do cerb?
>>59038679
you can stay
>>59038601
I'm not good either. I suppose that by my education, I'd stump 3/4ths of any country regarding any math difficulties, but that shouldn't mean I'm one you should look to for mathematics guidance.
>>59038715
>people will spend three to four years of their lives learning how to do this
>>59038782
>an electrical plug
>>59038789
Aw pupper
>>59038679
>>59038764
>>59038658
I'd assumed he was a regular on here, while I happened to be the fuest, to whom was owed respect.
http://www.pussydrinks.co.uk/
wish i could have sex
>>59038702
>>59038737
>>59038799
post your best plugs
>>59038538
fuck off m8
>>59038552
now you have proven that you're not a complete idiot gz
>>59038379
1 you fucking plum
>>59038809
Why would anybody respect a Frenchman?
Tired still, someone wake me up in 30 mins
>>59038799
They're pears, you racist.
>>59038807
>>59038811
not allowed?
>>59038813
go on
give 'em a lick while I pop a cheeky finger up your bum
>>59038810
i actually have several of these cans
>>59038811
look on the bright side, at least you wont contract a STI.
>>59038782
Me being one of them
>>59038764
lets go back
ah yes mighty stuff
Hank Marvin lads, what shall I get for lunch? Pretty much anything available within 10 mins walk.
>>59038771
Wait you mean the 3 : 1/3 part.
Didn't you learn at around tha age of 10?
Any multiplication, or division, is the division, or multiplication of its inverse.
So 3 : 1/3 = 3 x 3/1 = 9
Lel, really anglos?
>sister asks me to buy her some make-up because she doesn't have paypal
>she transfers the money online to me
>makeup comes a couple of days later
>she gives me cash
>don't mention she's already paid for it
in my circles anyone who admitted to liking anime or korean pop would get mocked mercilessly as a nonce
>>59038431
When you divide by a fraction the rule is to flip the fraction (invert it so the top becomes the bottom and vice versa) and treat it as multiplication. When you multiply two fractions it's literally just the top times the top and the bottom times the bottom. For example:
(1/2)*(3/2)= 3/4
Note also that any whole number like 3 is equivalent to 3 divided by 1 or (3/1).
For the problem we need to solve:
3/(1/3) with the implied whole number fraction it's (3/1)/(1/3) but we flip the dividing fraction and change to multiplication so (3/1)/(1/3)=(3/1)*(3/1)=3*3=9.
It'd be a little less confusing if I could write out the fractions so you could visualize top and bottom better but that's the idea pham.
>>59038861
>implying I came here from /kpg/
>>59038679
where do i find more pics like these friend?
>>59038888
nice digits mister
>>59038843
It's a real shame what they've done to this goddess.
>>59038863
>"We're not going to lose seats, we're going to gain seats where we can".
>>59038888
damn dude, that's messed up
>>59038810
>Back in 2003, our British founder, Jonnie Shearer, decided to make a stand against medical tasting, taurine induced side-effect energy drinks. Instead, he created an energy drink that not only taste good but also only has 100% natural ingredient!
>British founder
>not only taste good
>100% natural ingredient!
doubt.png
>>59038888
woah your the next richard branson feller
>>59038863
>+26
We're coming for you
So this was my experience as a waiter on a trial shift:
>Guy who is assessing me asks me if I can hold a tray
>Say yes and he gives me the tray to show this
>He says 'Okay' and leaves to serve a customer
>I stand there for a solid 3-4 minutes holding the tray doing nothing
>He comes back and gives me a look, takes it off me and puts it back
>Stand there for 10-15 minutes in the boiling heat
>Keep getting called over by an indian family who I can't do anything to help because I'm just there to do what I'm told
>Start sweating under the sheer heat, in my head I start looking like Kev
>Get asked to set the tables, apparantly I put the knives down incorrectly and someone has to go around and flip them to the right way
>Clear tables while getting called over to tables I can't help, awkwardly saying I'm a trainee
>>59038902
well we don't all live on a council estate mate
>>59038902
how very open minded and liberal of you, you must be fun at parties
>>59038902
if you don't like anime movies like spirited away, summer wars ect you're just ignorant and hateful
Lads, does this ever happen to you
Just before waking up from a dream, you feel an intense pain all around your body, but the pain isn't physical. It feels weird, different to any other type of pain you've ever felt. You wake up and the pain is still there for a minute or so
>>59038832
Because your kings were once french, and that your overall achievements as nation have been cringe-worthy attempts to embolden yourselves with our admiration. Don't know why were such a dad figure to you?
>>59038886
>>59038771
gz you fell for it
