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Pretty Patel edition
karen
w2c?
leelee
crayon pop
maisie
>>59005130
half your age plus 7 is the limt
=17.5
ask her when her birthday is, it depends on whether you're a nonce or not
>>59005192
Sophie's cuter
>crayon pop
anyone ever heard of this fb page "another angry voice"
literal autist
>>59005135
Priti Paki
>>59005213
>plus 7
it's plus 9 you fucking nonce
Off boozing in a bit lads
AMA haha
>/brit/ is calling you a nonce
yes, jump thread like rats off a sinking ship my little test subjects
>>59005234
nice, i'd definately still give her a good knobbin'
charli
>>59005270
What's your go-to beverage?
>>59005213
So logically twice your age -7 applies at the other end?
So I can shag between 20.5 and 47?
Job on m8
>>59005235
yes
it's just another typical whining leftie
Jeddah Tower has reached 175m lads
only 850m to go
>>59005254
so as a 20 year old, i'd be a nonce for shagging a 18 year old?
fuck off
>>59005268
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>59005254
fuck off Gerontophile
>>59005308
i meant her face colour
the filter does not do that to your face
missed the new thread haha
>>59005308
snapchat filter
FOAL
>>59005234
Glad to see the waifus are becoming more /tv/ rather than /jp/
britain becoming an islamic state is Gods punishment for your hundreds of years of oppressing good Catholics
>>59005298
bleach
>>59005298
smirnoff lime
>>59005297
Can you imagine how amazing Jeddah will be in 10 years
>>59005303
>So logically twice your age -7 applies at the other end?
that's not logical you fucking mong
you've never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
>>59005318
christian suicide bomber when
>>59005318
what is the point of this 1km tower?
>>59005337
>replying to your own post
absolute mong this aquafresh lad
>>59005337
please refer to >>59005336
Why do faggots give that much of a shit about marriage?
It's a religious ceremony, despite modern interpretations.
If you want to spend your lives together, you have total control over that.
If you want a religious ceremony from a religion that decries homosexuality as sinful, them's the breaks.
>muh tax purposes
Oh, so it's about money? You don't give a shit about you or your partners happiness at all?
You get no sympathy from me then.
>>59005235
yes it's a right meme tbqh
>>59005318
is it just in the middle of nowhere like that?
not even city center?
Saudis are such idiots anyways, oil is getting fucked and soon so will they since they never bothered to diversify their economy like the Emirates did.
THE SON OF A BUS DRIVER BEAT THE OLD ETONIAN SON OF A BILLIONAIRE WHO'S MARRIED TO A ROTHSCHILD
THE DAY OF THE WORK MAN IS NOW
FUCK TORIES
FUCK RICH CUNTS
There's cold-and there's DAMME cold
>>59005303
there's no upper age limit
>>59005336
Bitch looks like her face is polished haha
>no relegated gf
>>59005367
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
choon
>>59005399
You mad?
The Saudis have a reformist Prince massively diversifying the economy these days
>>59005423
so a 12 year old can shag a 50 year old?
nonnnnnnnnnnnce
>>59005366
fucking melt, real men only drink stella
>>59005318
>>59005374
hope the saudis go bankrupt and it never finishes x
>>59005336
clearly she's a paki or had a bad spray tan or something
>>59005392
do not bully
>>59005423
t. necrophiliac
>>59005391
Because they can
That's literally it. They want the tallest structure on earth.
>>59005460
Yeah but a 50 year old can't shag a 12 year old.
So the kid has to rape the old man, otherwise the old man is a nonce
>>59005423
so young people have to follow the rule but old people don't?
>>59005403
>has a law degree
>worked as a solicitor
>was an MP for 11 years
hardly working class
>>59005448
get your grime folder out the recycling bin lad
>>59005346
one cromwell wasn't enough
I really have to stop lurking /pol/. Get's me right worked up it does lads
shagging birds without being a nonce is like invading in dark souls lads
>>59005423
Granny banger
Would engage in necrophilia if the body was still warm, so would you if you could get away with it
>>59005135
she is the most retarded MP in UK politics
still remember Ian Hislop trying to explain to her the death penalty killed innocent people and she couldn't comprehend it
fucking dumb bitch
>>59005501
He grew up working class
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
>>59005460
obviously not you fucking nonce
Guys
Another Angry Voice says unironically Nigel Farage doesn't lead UKIP
>>59005501
>working class isn't allowed to have aspirations and fulfil them
literally fuck off you selfish billionaire bastard
>>59005514
>/pol/
>>59005548
classic projection
>>59005551
>most retarded MP
So you think Diane Abbott is smarter lol?
>>59005501
Think the point was that he was actually working class at some stage in his life.
I really have to stop lurking /lgbt/. Get's me right worked up it does lads
>>59005557
he doesn't
i do
>>59005572
fuck are you on about
I'm just saying he isn't working class
he might have grown up working class but he isn't any more
>>59005552
gives a fuck if he grew up working class, he isn't now
>>59005403
he's also a Muslim and non white
this is a travesty
>>59005298
IPA/Pale ale of some description
Preferably a decent amber or brown ale but don't see them on tap too often.
Pubs round here tend to change their offerings on a daily basis.
Age of consent laws are broken thousands of times every single day. underage girls fall pregnant to boyfriends over 16 in their hundreds and nobody goes after the father. the law is simply a weapon to be wielded by the "victim" when she sees fit.
>>59005639
I lead UKIP.
>>59005504
>out the recycling bin
its too late
>>59005557
who leads UKIP then?
>>59005617
yea Diane Abbott can't articulate herself
she's like George Bush, smart but can't actually speak properly
>>59005670
you are all my sock puppets
dance for me
>>59005650
>no true working class
not an argument
>>59005624
well by that logic Maggie Thatcher is a working class hero
she grew up 'working class' as the son of a grocer
>>59005675
nonce
>>59005634
It's a blue board
>>59005650
it makes all the difference how they grew up. it shapes who are now.
goldsmith, cameron, osborne etc = spoilt affected wanks with no relation to ordinary people
>>59005667
nonce?????
>>59005693
I am your father.
https://fb.com/OfficialBritainFirst/videos/1028797760598818/
this desu
>>59005708
grocers aren't working class though
>>59005374
I don't think it will ever be finished
the Saudis are a mess
the Burj Khalifa is impressive as is
much more so because its actually in the city
>>59005650
Yeah that's the fucking point, he grew up working class and he's made it
Power hasn't been handed down to yet another Eton rich boy
>>59005235
can't believe Donald Trump is probably going to be the next president of the US
its so fucking crazy when you actually think about it (objectively)
>>59005664
Do your pubs usually have more local brewery beers or more mass produced stuff?
>>59005714
>nonce
shes 25
I do like a bit of runtposting
Watching Saturday night tv
Feel like I've lost the use of my first eye let alone my third
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-7z5X0ATEc
unironically enjoy this
Imagine dating a girl and finding out she's a Tottenham fan.
I don't need to imagine.
>>59005784
>implying he'll beat Hillary
Haha
>>59005454
they better hope so
the issue is the multitude of tribes and other princes and what happens with them once the oil money bribes stop flowing
desu the Saudis are fucked
>>59005793
your mum's 25
>>59005708
Maggie Thatcher is actually a great example of social mobility, thanks for bringing it up and strengthening my point
>>59005768
he was a fucking solicitor! he's middle class!
if he was still working class I'd accept your point but he isn't
me with the inbred face
>>59005793
don't care you nonce
business idea: teach two babies to put their willies inside each independently to satisfy the nonce medical problem with porn so no one can be in the wrong
>>59005634
hang yourself
>>59005784
I want him to win to see the shitstorm but I think hilary will win
>>59005717
i know
but the masc general has some semi lewds
>>59005741
that top comment makes a good point
>78% of London is non Muslim and they choose a Muslim over Britain first and ukip
>>59005784
We have hid business-men become Presidents before. And, we have had Presidents with even bigger mouths become President before.
"Donald Trump is too crazy to be President" is a meme
>>59005787
most pubs have a few generic beers on tap but its very trendy now to have lots of local stuff available. which is good because there is some damn fine booze out there
>>59005817
TAKE THAT BACK
>>59005741
>can't even pronounce 'mayor' properly
fs
>>59005842
Narrow it down la
>>59005817
Disgusting
>trump literally wants to negotiate a default for the US, the most highly regarded borrower in the entire world
howling
Will Khan make London housing affordable?
Doing a Zac lads haha
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/07/zac-goldsmith-racist-campaign-london
>>59005842
that doesn't narrow it down
>east midlands '''people'''
west midlands best midlands
gf let me lick her feet yesterday lads
>>59005842
>¢=$
what did he mean by this?
>>59005708
She was to many, she attracted huge swathes of people to the tories who were traditional labour voters from the working classes. That's what the 80s were all about, the working class mobilising themselves into the new business world.
>>59005839
You're missing the point
>>59005903
yeh but just for muzzies
>USA Today reported that more than 100 workers were dispatched to clean up the 35 tons of dead fish, which floated into a lake in Haikou, China, Wednesday.
wew lad
>>59005916
post 'em
>>59005881
Non muslim != non white though
>>59005921
if i don't make dollars it don't make cents
>My state has a GDP greater than Denmark
Howling like the wolf at this thought
>>59005903
no its not possible.
>>59005876
what's going on here
>>59005787
The average pub will generally have 2/3 mass-produced lagers, 1 mass produced cider, 1 mass produced stout (almost always Guinness) and 2-4 cask ales which are often local.
Pubs near me (South London) often have 6-15 local or craft beers on tap. Its' great. Increasingly the case everywhere.
My interpretation of social justice is:-
>Everyone should have the same opportunities of everyone else, regardless of sex, gender, race, ethnic background, religious beliefs or physical ability.
How long before they include stuff like wealth, criminal history, mental illnesses (like psychopathic tendencies) and sexual preferences (beastiality, pedophilia, paraphilic infantilism).
Do they believe that if everyone on the planet got to do everything they wanted, then we'd live in a utopia?
>>59005741
Sulaman Khan has put my mind at ease
>>59005708
>Margaret Thatcher's policies from 1979 to 1990 included lower taxation, control of inflation and sale of council housing stock at subsidised prices. These policies (in particular, the right to buy scheme) are thought to have caused many people who had traditionally voted Labour to switch their allegiance in the 1979, 1983 and 1987 elections.
>>59005972
a man is standing up?
>>59005964
Fucked that equation up
>>59005842
>>59005893
>>59005912
fucking kek
>>59005988
My name's Rasheed.
>>59005952
tenner says they'll start showing up in restaurants, those sneaky little chinks love to jew every little bit of cash they can
>>59005374
Can't wait for the transition away from oil so that backwards shithole can turn back into a desert.
>Do they believe that if everyone on the planet got to do everything they wanted, then we'd live in a utopia?
>>59005839
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
Prime example of social mobility and meritocracy
The bloody scene is bloody sad
The bloody news is bloody bad
The bloody weed is bloody turf
The bloody speed is bloody surf
The bloody folks are bloody daft
Don't make me bloody laugh
It bloody hurts to look around
Everywhere in chicken town
The bloody train is bloody late
You bloody wait you bloody wait
You're bloody lost and bloody found
Stuck in fucking chicken town
>>59005888
Nice
That's how it's been here the past few years
>muh microbrews and what not
>>59005903
it's literally impossible, the free market governs house prices and greenbelt protection means London can't be extended - there will always be surplus demand
>>59005980
I don't Utopia is desirable
>Do they believe that if everyone on the planet got to do everything they wanted, then we'd live in a utopia?
*cums on u*
KHAN'D
http://www.britainfirst.org/sadiq-khan-facebooktwitter-memes-you-must-share/
holy FUCK is this even a real party
>>59006040
prime example of the middle class dominating politics again
prime example of the middle class dominating politics again
prime example of the middle class dominating politics again
prime example of the middle class dominating politics again
>>59006066
nice black dots mate
>the free market governs house prices and greenbelt protection means London can't be extended - there will always be surplus demand
Just denounced Christianity and pledged my soul to Allah
Why does everyone think that zac goldsmith as mayor would solve all the problems?
Boris was mayor for 8 years, immigration and islamification continued at the same rate as under red Ken
me and the missus last night
>>59005974
Is Fullers mass produced? I had that when I was in London and it was pretty tasty
might get a tattoo above my fanny that says "REFUGEES WELCOME" with an arrow pointing down
>>59006121
good lad
>Why does everyone think that zac goldsmith as mayor would solve all the problems?
>Boris was mayor for 8 years, immigration and islamification continued at the same rate as under red Ken
>>59006091
>holy FUCK
FOY
>>59006121
Me in the shades.
>>59006136
*finds refuge inside*
any yanks on rn?
>he's also a Muslim and non white
>this is a travesty
>>59006188
yank on holiday here
>>59005787
Depends on the brewery or landlord mate, chain pubs will have a more generic menu local little pubs and sole owner pubs are likely to have several local or smaller brewery drinks. We have 3 micropubs in my town that all serve local stuff, they have limited opening times though due to licensing, all 3 are tiny with room for maybe a 12-20 people.
>>59006188
I am here ama
>>59006136
typical woman
*rolls eyes*
>>59006050
I can guarantee you areas of the london green belt will already have been opened for development. That isn't the problem.
The problem is people want the same areas - outside the urban centre and close to a motorway. That means the only way to reduce demand is to keep building transport corridors and pack the areas around them until to the point where they are so dense that it becomes like an urban centre and no one wants to live there anymore.
London belongs to us now.
>>59006121
looks like shades lad is wearing pantyhose in the thumbnail LOL
>>59006234
where you located? ever sucked a cock for cash?
wear the fox, wear the blue
>>59006251
>pantyhose
FOY
Sadiq Khan here AMA
>>59006093
So?? that's good. Osborne, cameron goldsmith certainly not middle class. Idiot
>>59006272
might go up to leicester again today for bant
only costs £5
Reminder that the reason rorkes are so mad about cheeky sadiqi is that when he has a middle of the road mayorship where Sharia
Law isn't introduced, big Ben isn't turned into a mosque and the official language of London doesn't become Arabic a lot of people will start seeing past his religion and realise a lot of rorke shit was short sighted bollocks
i need a wee
*tornado kicks the door open*
*walks up to you*
*pushes you*
Heard you've been talking shit about me mate
Brigadier Mustard, Brexit. END GERMAN RULE, United Kingdom, 4 hours ago
Forget politics for a moment, one candidate was from a working class background, and the other from millionair stock. Who is more likely to relate to the problems facing people on low wages and poor housing? Cameron true to life ran a smear campaign and we always support the underdog, and believe in fairplay. You only have to look at the EU farce to see Cameron lying through his teeth.
good point 2bh
>>59006272
As long it's not Tottenham
>>59006272
it will come trooo
going into uni to do work so i can't open up 4chan without exposing myself as a huge autist
be back later xoxo
>>59006280
Alri?
>>59006318
*pushes you back*
Nobody does that to me, you wanker.
*punches you*
>>59006318
What about it cunt?
>>59006318
don't get me started tonight mate you're not going to like how it ends
Need a bf
/fa/ told me the thing the girl I interviewed was wearing was probably something called a jumper skirt
Most of the examples on google seem to be sleeveless though, her version had sleeves.
WHA DO WE FINK UV TOTNUM
>>59006318
*the door smacks you in the face as i pirouette out*
ill heem you later
*bounds off for the bathroom*
>Sadiq sworn in
>Leicester lift the trophy
A good day for us Asian Britons
>>59006156
Look like man feet to me
>>59006340
Just shitpost from your phone during
>>59006318
*cums in your ear*
>>59006407
thais and pakis aren't even similar.
>>59006318
*kicks you in the shin*
take that
i need a poo
*destroys the door and the bathroom with a howitzer cannon*
>>59006396
*hits you with a bottle*
MUSLIMS ASSEMBLE
>>59006393
SHIIIIT!
>A good day for us Asian Britons
>unironically doing something unironic unironically
>>59006407
>villa didn't lose
a fine day all round
>>59006360
*demon wings grow out my back*
fufufufu... you just had to push your luck didn't you...
*eyes turn red*
HYYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH
*black energy spear impales you*
>>59006435
There's hardly any Thais in Leicester you mong
>>59006457
*assembles*
>A good day for us Asian Britons
4chan btfo
>>59006389
interview for what
>>59006435
They have a lot in common e.g. not being white Britons, salt of the earth.
>>59006091
>That one comment underneath the article
"I hope Nigel can reverse this!"
dinner ready lads
need an imaginary gf ;_;
>>59006483
me on the left
>>villa didn't lose
>a fine day all round
>>59006474
*decoy vanishes*
*taps you on the back*
*cuts your head off with my katana*
Nothing personnel kid
>>59006457
kutta kahin ka
>>59006517
looks nice (a bit dry though)
>>59006475
what have pakis got to do with leicester. >>59006517
bit dry
>>59006318
*starts getting tearful and stuttering*
>>59006493
>Three Brits
Why are Yanks such teaboos?
>>59006536
fuck off edinburgh
>>59006556
Reported to the police and the sharia court.
Let's see who gets you first.
gf coming over tonight. going to be sucking cock in about 17 minutes
>>59006483
convinced ar Anjem is an MI5 plant Tbh
>>59006493
>celebrity worship
is Reddit the "middle class white mum with a business degree" of the internet?
>>59006559
>what have pakis got to do with leicester
they live there
more on the indians side of things but still rasheeds nevertheless
>>59006493
>he cares about "celebrities"
third eye absolutely demolished
>>59006497
Job interview, the girl almost started crying after I asked a tricky question.
We still hired her though, the other candidates were two clueless lads and a seemingly competent Paki with an accent so thick we couldn't understand half the things he said.
She's starting in June and we will share an office.
>>59006608
Can I join haha?
>>59006536
Get shanked, sunshine
>>59006407
PLEASE POST ASIAN PUSSY
>>59006559
??? Leicester is absolutely full of them lol, one of the most Muslim cities in the UK
I'll report you to me mum m8
Seen a muslim debating the christian preacher in town lads, right shouting fest it was
>>59006600
theres no sharia police, i AM the sharia police 2bqhwyf
>>59006483
He looks like an over sized rat.
>>59006493
Yorkshire mentioned
Imaginary gf is threatening to dump me lads.
MIGHT an hero if she does.
>>59006670
Oh, praise Allah.
>>59006654
what does your office work on
>>59006669
lel I saw that Christian preacher earlier on
>>59006608
ur gf has a cock?
Watching the trophy celebration lads
Feels good
>>59006425
Walking down now
This entire road stinks of weed
>>59006241
LONDON is shit. Have it Laaaaaaaaad.
N-N-N-N-Northerner here.
>>59006389
looks like some gothic bollocks
lolita pinafore or something
top bit is like a cardigan over a blouse but is the top bit connected to the skirt? there are "shirt dresses" that are kind of similar but that setup is really weird
sort of thing weird smelly girls who liked anime would wear on mufti days at school
>>59006717
Bioinformatics.
>>59006669
also seen this today
birmingham city centre is a religious battle ground
they have megaphones and everything
>>59006721
The one beside the GPO on henry street or the one on talbot street
>>59006725
noi suck bbc while she masturbates
is life worth living should i blast myself
Terrified about exam tomorrow
>>59006745
Light a flame
>Spain, Italy, Hungary, Croatia, Greece, Ukraine, Sardinia
>These European countries were at one point part of a Muslim empire
>Pakis are LITERALLY a part of European heritage
>>59006786
all downhill from here m8
post yours lads
>>59006761
you work for the nhs? or 23andme
>THIS IS A SERIOUS POLITICAL PARTY
JUST
>>59006768
About 20 feet away from the christian preacher they were handing out free korans with a banner that said "religion of peace"
>>59006742
VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY
VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY VARDY PARTY
>>59006803
Except the concepts of none of those, except Greece, even existed back then, you nonce.
And even then, they were considered foreign invaders.
well /brit/?
>>59006836
bait
/brit/, not /shit/! Pakis out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VoAgJBybg
>>59005135
I want to fuck priti patel
>>59006836
template?
also you forgot the green
>>59006870
apologise for being white
>>59006884
/brit/ is gonna get /hit/.
>websites aren't loading
>youtube can still play
What
>>59006779
think I saw one on college green? wasn't there a Free Palestine thing going on by the GPO? Saw some woman getting in an argument actually
>>59006862
So were the Romans
>>59006912
Paradise is in green
>>59006859
Jamie Vardy is having a party
>Jamie Vardy is having a party
Jamie Vardy is having a party
>Jamie Vardy is having a party
Jamie Vardy is having a party
>Jamie Vardy is having a party
Jamie Vardy is having a party
>Jamie Vardy is having a party
If rorkes so worried about white genocide, why aren't they in favour of accepting Syrian refugees?
Genuinely in love with the coco lads
>>59006951
howling at the idea of a yank saying this
>>59006910
just change the colours
>>59006915
>not living in france with uk as your next destination
>>59006760
Yeah it looked weird, I wonder what she's going to wear to work.
I drew it black but it was from a lighter navy velvety kind of material with a sort of sheen.
It was all one piece and looked similar to pic related, except it had a full back (so the straps/suspenders were only at the front) and sleeves.
>Games that don't have widescreen support
LITERALLY WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>59006915
Welcome my Christian brother
>>59006951
BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE
wear a crucifix and identify as a catholic even though I'm an atheist cause I just hate anti-christian pro-muslim liberals that fucking much
>>59006886
why haven't we kicked him out this country
>>59006983
Are you chatting shit m8?
>>59006840
Neither, it's food science/agricultural stuff.
>>59006988
I couldn't do living in France with UK as next destination as I have a UK flag on my posts lol
>>59007023
put a sock in it you fat fuck
>>59007022
Because he's from this country
>>59006654
What was the question la
who /DUP/ here?
>>59006954
Stop baiting this argument rasheed
>>59006934
I think it's free tibet, not sure. It's a very shit protest if you have to ask them what it's about
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>LAND in Russia’s eastern wilderness is being offered to disillusioned British people for free - as long as they can survive the frigid cold and barren Siberian landscape for five years.
>The sprawling plots, which are 2.5 acres in size, are located in an enormous region stretching from the Arctic Circle to the Chinese border, where winter temperatures can drop to a chilling -47 degrees celsius and population density currently stands at three people per square kilometre.
>>59007064
Voted People over Profits desu
>>59006998
probably quite specialist
spose you can ask her when she starts next month
>>59006836
going to stop briefly at each green country to incite racial violence and encourage the eventual eradication of yanks, swedes and fuck ugly korean dogs
Why do people type so different online/on messengers as compared to how they act/speak in real life?
>>59007068
definitely saw something writren about Palestine. tbf I wasn't really paying attention
>>59007000
>games that only go up to 1080p
>games that only go up to 60 fps
>>59007064
t.fleg
>>59007127
i type exactly the same way as i speak
Reminder this is the real mayor of London
>>59006493
>tfw 4chan invented AMAs but nobody remembers
>>59007053
>>59006951
JAMIE VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY
>BRING YOUR SUSHI AND YOUR SAKE
JAMIE VARDY IS HAVING A PARTY
>BRING YOUR SUSHI AND YOUR SAKE
gf faxed me this
